Cause of lupus

That’s the point...

it never is

Dreams usually reflect our external reality.

@WomenHateShortMen F

Shut up and take my money

I think you just diagnosed yourself with masochism.

We have dominatrix simulator

絶え間ない恐怖と悲惨の状態 I’ll get right on it

Michał Augustynowicz at least its not lupus

Not as hard as you think tbh, once you get use to it you can take as many as youd like dry.

@@iamrolfie3755 good luck taking enfexia

Trust me, you ever have to go on any long-term or indefinite medication, you get used to it. When I was younger I could barely take an aspirin with a pint of water, now I can dry swallow pills like Gary Oldman in Leon.

I dry swallowed for the first time the other day, i thought it would be hard but it was acc fine

I do that, too. Lots if people do.

While dreaming of being in work.

If you haven't been able to pee in days. And you're finally able to do so in bed. You're going to be happy... XD

@@PerfectAlibi1 I honestly think he didn't care.

he's not even mad about it.

He smiled because he got an erection dreaming about cuddy and it made the catheter come out.

As it turns out house is right though, he did know the soldier from somewhere else, so I'm guessing house knew he wasn't overwriting the memory of the dream.

@@ahumanbeingfromtheearth1502 how? while obviously that's implied its clear he is at the very least being irrational and egoistical thinking he is exempt from a very common and natural phenomenon

@@filthyjones6150 thats the point of house lol its like the shows theme every episode he goes against the most reasonable and morally correct answer but then hes always right anyway ahaha

@@jamesbinnie8765 the theme of the show had never been house's answer being immoral. Rather the show always questions what it means to be moral. House is a very morally driven person, but his morals tend to value human lives over bureaucracy. And while clearly house is the superman of the House universe, practically omnipotent, its purely fun to point out the hypocracy in his actions. Had another patient been this stubborn then house would call them an idiot and he would again turn out right.

@@filthyjones6150 maybe watch the full episode before arguing with people about it 😂

Yeah and not only that but him giving himself a cathider thats the worst pain you can experience

You've obviously never gone without peeing for very long. What you see when he caths himself is pure pleasure.

Rip DOOM some would say... brilliant writing😉

Notice that did you

Both times he woke from dreaming his leg looked that way. Interesting

It probably fell asleep from sitting like that

@Rip DOOM people like good writing you enword

It is a really cool idea

Hacksaw ridge but with house

Watch Blackadder for House's soldier.

His stubborn personality fits that of a soldier perfectly

Depends.

Tony is in another hammer

Wait that’s what happened?

Why would house care it’s not like they were in a relationship right?

@@sparksun House has always been attracted to Cuddy. The real question is what are the odds that he had a dream about the soldier right before he was brought in as a patient, though?

@@Rougarou99 Because he saw a generic soldier in his dream and placed that guy's face into that dream when he saw the picture in file. Just a coincidence that he saw a dream about military.

@@newera478 I mean it's just as likely that he remembered him as a general marine and that's why he saw him in the dream.

Me too man

Yeet

Degrelecence bruh that is iron mans origin

​@@abaddon5759 r/wooosh

timo brenn r/biteme

@@abaddon5759 r/FuckYou no hard feelings, its just buisness

Except... Generation Kill

Lol wearing Army ACU body armour, and MARPAT clothing

This 100% the beginning to an FPS game. 😂😂

House dreams in generic fps video game opening

Anyone who hasn't been in an actual war and dreams about war will. Hollywood and video games are the nearest most popular referent people have.

you ever have a dream your in a war and lost a leg?🤣

I have good news, watch Black Adder goes Forth

A soldier with a limp yikes....maybe he is a ww2 doctor and everyother doctor tells him to amputate his leg(common practice back then ) but he doesn't

It's called MASH.

Andrey Kan remember the patient who thought house was a Vietnam vet? That was fun.....

Yesssssss

I don't know how it could of slipped out either, unless he didn't fill the balloon for whatever reason

I was in a coma for 12 days once. The doctor told me I ripped mine out in my sleep multiple times. So it is possible even with the balloon inflated. It did hurt like Hell though.

@@Satans_Little_Helper >I was in a coma for 12 days once how was it?

@RayJewels Horrible, honestly, the coma itself was bad it felt like a 7 year-long nightmare, but when I woke up, it was horrible as well. I had no idea at the time, but laying in a bed for that long created muscle degradation so bad that I couldn't even raise an arm after I woke up. Took me a while to even stand again, let alone walk or run. Plus, the doctors forgot to hydrate my eyes as often as they should have, and it created scar tissue. The tube down my throat was hell on my vocal cords. When I got out of the hospital, I couldn't walk, see things clearly, or even speak normally for over a years time.

@@Satans_Little_Helper Wow! I wouldn't have thought that a coma that brief would do so much damage.

Might I recommend The Night Shift with Eion Macken if you haven't seen it already?

It would also gone with the whole sherlock thing they were going with, since Watson was a combat medic it would've been a neat twist that house the stand in for Holmes be in the military. Probably having something to do with his dad, but then being disillusioned with authority, beurocracy that kind of thing because of a incident that led to him being injured and in turn being disillusioned with his dad and society as whole being a cause of his whole antisocial behavior along with his addiction being a coping mechanism from what he suffered on tour. It's actually cool to think about headcannon wise.

Yeah but it wouldn't explain his atheism, there's an old saying amongst soldiers who've seen combat: "ever met an atheist in a foxhole? Me neither."

Army medic here, agreed.

@@jblockman_59nunyabidnis68 Plenty of soldiers are also Atheists. That saying is just bullshit. You can argue it equally likely that being rendered into a foxhole and watching all your friends die would do as much to *distance* you from god.

Amen broda! Let's see what I got in my back pocket... Sweet. You wanna pop a Joy!? :D

Always question your dreams. It's your brain's way of telling you something.

And never underestimate the importance of your pp 🙏

I know that for a fact! Around May of this year, my mother had 2 similar dreams about me having a new relationship with a guy who was very handsome. She said he looked very similar to Ed Sheeran because of the hair color and style. However, she said that in the dreams he seemed a little too interested in my salary, and how much I make in general for how new the relationship was. She told me that in the dreams she pulled me aside and told me to be very careful with him beause it looked like he just wanted my money. 2 similar dreams, same people, different locations (a street market and a mall), and same topic. One month later me, and my co-worker lost our jobs due to cost cutting. It was honestly for the best though. I found one that requires half the amount of weekly hours, and pays better. I have some gnarly dreams too.

carol9909 Did the guy show up? Or did he go in another direction?

ACDC intensifies

Chef 2

started an entire franchise with it

James Clark first time noticing that too. Weird how only now we picked that up

Lefty forevah!

Yup. Was in Dead Poet's Society too. Go fig.

Foreman is his House's right hand man. Chase and his pretty face is his both hands man.

@@Bonesph Not sure what that has to do with anything what so ever here... but okay

why is that funny?

He poop?

MyOpinion he pooped in a urinal?

Wash yer hands anyway, House.

About shaking someone's hands, look up how many males fail washing after using bathroom. Among women, the percentage is higher. Even though House didn't pee, he still handled his Jimmy.

Lol good life lesson, and good life lessons are learnt the hard way.

i had to have one while in the hospital and the next morning they had to swap it out for another 1

Had one for a prostate exam. Wasn't as bad as I feared. Still no fun. Assumed House would have to resort to one. When all else fails, you gotta send in the tube.

Man must've been bad lube over that catheter. I got the exact same experience minus the pee burn for days. Mine didn't burn much after couple of hours.

My dad had serious sepsis. He experienced a lot of catheters and from what I heard it wasn’t fun.

Deadass is the best show of all time

Mr Krimson yea but they had marine camies and army ACU body armor...also why did his M-16 A3 have the Cary handle and an optic on top?

@@karsonbollinger546 it's almost like its a tv show.

@@eclogs9117 Nonsense, now you're just talking crazy

@@zakutheferret8182 Wait this is a tv show - thought it was a documentary?

@@karsonbollinger546 I was looking for this comment!

right

Yes he put a catheter in to drain his bladder. Then the bag came off the catheter meaning it leaked all over his bed.

Tacti-cool Tuba Yeah..can vouch for the pain part.. had one for... Uhh.. i think 15 days. Removing it was painfull as hell tho(without pain killers, doctor just literally yoinked it off... And the fact patients had to walk like 100+m per day with surgery per drs orders. Had intestine, appendix, kg pus,and a malignant formation removed..fun times, fun indeed.

@@allenbackbone I catheterise 4 times a day, it really doesn't hurt

Well i have good memories with it. I once had a surgery on my knee. Reconstruction of one of ligaments inside the joint. I had anesthetic that left me with my body completely numb up to the middle of my abdomen. I also received a lot more fluids than i should. Anaesthesiologist was my moms friend and supposedly he did that becouse some people can have few months long migraine after having lost plenty of fluids or smth. All things considered good choice but noone thought about the fact that i will have full bladder. And it hurt like hell. The pain was somewhat similar to the kidney area pain you feel after getting strongly nutt kicked. Since i was numb from half abdomen down i couldnt pee on my own. So that was the only way. I actually know that this procedure can be difficult to do on a male but i was lucky enough to have someone very proficient in it nearby. I had completely busted knee so i actually wanted it in for as long as possible. Still to do it on yourself seems very dificult.

@@secretsquirrel7374 Because you're used to it.

No but I have had a dream where I was at the battle of Kursk as a German. And a highlight of that, when a T34 shot over my foxhole and hit the guy next to me, I pissed myself. By the end of the battle which the Germans won in my dream I was told I'd pissed myself and woke up to find I had

I've had dreams where I had to fire my weapon in self-defense, except that the trigger was so hard to squeeze - similar to when I was a kid and I tried to shoot those plastic toy guns that shoot the minisaucers. I had to squeeze the trigger with two hands just to get it to go off so my accuracy was horrible. Every time this happens, I go to the range that afternoon.

I’ve had dreams where I went to the bathroom to pee, end up waking myself up to slightly wet sheets. And then there’s the other type of wet sheets waking up to..

@@ryanespinoza7297 wet dreams are normal for pubescent teens, but not for adults. If you are an adult, you might want to have that checked out. Sincerely, a concerned citizen.

@@thomasfarrish8053 I get plenty of dreams like that, its never a good thing when your trying to pull the trigger with limp hands while the enemy(s) are trying to take it from you at point-blank range.

ok

I remember it from Flatout 2

@@TheComputadude I was just about to say it!

I believe it's called "Dimension".

I KNEW IT WAS THEM. The singer's voice and the feeling of their songs are easily recognizable . Okay, i'll chill now.

I remember it from the album of a band called Wolfmother.

SSP AMV it didn’t show him inserting it....

@@emmettolson3499 just the thought and sound hurts.

It hurt me a lot too, partially because I know that pain

If you still consume a reasonable amount of liquid and don't pee for a while (3 days seems correct), your bladder will literally explode, and that's usually fatal. There are numerous records of people containing themselves during long travel without interruptions and dying because of it.

Unless you havent drank anything or eaten any moist food previous to that, your bladder would explode. It has happened many times throughout history.

hold your pee for a few hours and see what you think dont worry you wont die youll cave into the pain long before thatt happens but yeah first you feel the need to go that builds and becomes painfull eventually that will pass for a little bit then the real pain will begin when your pee backfills to your kidneys (probably stop holding and go for a piss at this stage) youll feel intense pain in your back on either side combined with sweating and other things beyond this your kidneys rupture its not advisable to hold your pee i consumed several litres of soda at a amusement park and didnt need to pee before we got in the car 30 minutes later i did 40 minutes later i really did 60 minutes later i was screaming in agony threatning to piss where i sat or out the window if someone didnt pull the car over that verry second 70 minutes later i was spinting through a grocery store to the bathroom 72 minutes later my brother enters the bathroom to find me pissing in the urinal pants underwear the lot around my ankles looking like id just had the mother of all orgasms

@@Sarge92 i mean maybe i just dont drink enough but i usually only pee every other day

yeah you should probably get that looked at idk whats normal but atleast 1 pee a day is definatley a start i take idk... between 3/5 depending on hoq frequently i drink

Hey there cowboy

I was expecting a catheter cowboy to start speaking facts. I was disappointed. 🙁

Been cowboyin' for 25 years, and the nuclear triad is composed of land-based missiles, submarine-launched missiles and aerial bombers. So there's the nuclear triad, in case you're the kind of person who might really need to know that ;)

I don't feel any pain when I cath

nobody's getting me blood!

I don't think he didn't know it; he just dismissed it. Wilson thought it was more likely than House having seen the guy before, but House puts more stock in his memories and the workings of his mind than that.

You don't know what being in chronic pain mean. Small hint avoid it at all cost.

Good point. Counter point. Its House complaining and hypocrisy are two of his favorite things to do and feel. Aside from messing with people and insulting them.

He feels with enough brains and want you can get anything you want. He's struggling and fighting against the world and pushing and testing it's boundaries. He won't take a hint until he knows for sure or it's obvious

The Knick is just as good.

#Hugh

ok

Brief, intense pain caused by cathing yourself vs. constant, increasing levels of pain from a bladder that is full to capacity and can't empty itself. Hmm, which is worse?

+ the danger of bursting your bladder due to overfilling.

Yeh if that's the case I would perform the catheter myself just saying tho not the ideal way

Sorry but urethral insertion is not a kink I want thank you very much

Come back 2 comments if/& after experiencing infection event that precludes water tight integrity resolution endangering bladder w/potential rupturing event.(or don't & live w/blissful ignorance [X mas wish=hope u keep that blissful ignorance thing rolling] & try not 2 think to fat or long in2 it🤮!)

I would love to know where i saw my two adopted mothers in my dream last night XD

@@dylanthewicko8643 lol

That seems like an impossible assertion to justify. Most dreams aren't remembered in the first place, so how can anything about their content be said definitively?

@@michaelccozens I didn't say I came up with the idea. But I think it's about the study of the brain's capabilities and not what one can remember in their dreams. But as they say, we still have a lot to learn about the brain.

Nicely spotted Sherloque

@@cunningsmile4166 Sherlock.

@@semiblindbritguy2268 sherloque.... flash reference.

(Misspelling on Purpose) "Sherloak"

Have yet to hear a machine gun sound like that in the Army

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