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Yumi Tube

Yumi Tube

6 жыл бұрын

Stand up comedian, Yumi Nagashima, talks about what's like to be an "Independent woman."

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@JVIPER88
@JVIPER88 5 жыл бұрын
The wall joke was solid. Everyone thought they knew where that joke was going, but they were wrong.
@whatshisface1390
@whatshisface1390 5 жыл бұрын
JVIPER88 thought she was gonna take me out for tacos..
@deymargonzalez6466
@deymargonzalez6466 5 жыл бұрын
They hit a wall
@karbiguy9972
@karbiguy9972 5 жыл бұрын
I thought tacos as well
@karbiguy9972
@karbiguy9972 5 жыл бұрын
False Feathers people like you are lame
@itze_
@itze_ 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah brick solid
@caydenblue
@caydenblue 5 жыл бұрын
The internet: “Women aren’t funny” Yumi: “Fuck that shit”
@shivamgadekar8643
@shivamgadekar8643 3 жыл бұрын
In India there are many women who do standup and are funny
@darrenjones2933
@darrenjones2933 3 жыл бұрын
White women comedians aren't funny because they can't push boundaries. They usually just go straight to disgusting. Yumi can get away with a lot. Chappelle, Chris Rock, Mencia.....all were able to push boundaries and all are hilarious.
@bigs3291
@bigs3291 3 жыл бұрын
@@darrenjones2933 that’s not really true a lot of white women are funny it’s just that the popular ones give them a bad name
@virtualnatureone
@virtualnatureone 3 жыл бұрын
@@darrenjones2933 you're right and not at the same time. I agree most of them just talk about their sexuality too much and it's gross. But some actually pretty funny.
@rjun152
@rjun152 3 жыл бұрын
@@bigs3291 name some
@anima099
@anima099 4 жыл бұрын
She's perfected the art of innocence comedy.
@Shawn-cv1lr
@Shawn-cv1lr 4 жыл бұрын
First comment
@ElderCM
@ElderCM 3 жыл бұрын
@Lynette Scribner thats the point, pal. She just looks it.
@scriblestingray5713
@scriblestingray5713 3 жыл бұрын
Lynette Scribner hmmmmmm what
@gogopossum
@gogopossum 3 жыл бұрын
Lol, this thread.
@anima099
@anima099 3 жыл бұрын
Someone's not into comedy bars.
@owbahraniya500
@owbahraniya500 4 жыл бұрын
That guy in the front, always looking at his wife to make sure she is laughing 😂😂😂
@esejsnake1503
@esejsnake1503 4 жыл бұрын
Hah :-D
@arinanamjin2622
@arinanamjin2622 4 жыл бұрын
@Jesus Christ it’s called not being abusive because his wife is a human not a sex doll. also change your name, I smell your evilness from a mile away
@YukiGibson
@YukiGibson 4 жыл бұрын
@Jesus Christ Beta and Alpha shit has been disprove lotta of times
@theOneThatWas
@theOneThatWas 4 жыл бұрын
@Jesus Christ bro change your profile name if you don't want to go to hell.
@videlonlyfans8495
@videlonlyfans8495 4 жыл бұрын
Arina nam Jin Where did that come from? Are you good?
@ihkeseteeietos5722
@ihkeseteeietos5722 5 жыл бұрын
She’s so polite yet she has dark humor. I love it.
@dandee6604
@dandee6604 4 жыл бұрын
@Jesus Christ no but she might be just irritated with the fetish thirsty ones. Also she specified that in Vancouver specifically there are creepy men that just so happen to be white and the majority for the area. Chill, not racist just a repeat occurrence that she noticed. To be fair she also talked about creepy guys who are Japanese living in Japan, which is the majority of the population there.
@dandee6604
@dandee6604 4 жыл бұрын
@Andrew Sully my statement was only specifying fetish thirty individuals. That is all.
@Kenzabukuro
@Kenzabukuro 3 жыл бұрын
@@dandee6604 How about the accent she puts on for her on-stage character? Is that racist?
@dandee6604
@dandee6604 3 жыл бұрын
@@Kenzabukuro shes Asian doing an Asian accent. Lots of non Asian comedians do accents. What about it?
@Kenzabukuro
@Kenzabukuro 3 жыл бұрын
@@dandee6604 The question was whether or not you think it's racist for her to put on that accent. It's just a yes/no, no need to reply back with a question. Yes or no?
@bobbyc1120
@bobbyc1120 5 жыл бұрын
"I am full of fire and ambition. I am becoming the man I always wanted to marry." Well I didn't see that coming lol.
@jojo1a
@jojo1a 4 жыл бұрын
That's either really sad or highly psycotheriputic, is that a good thing?
@thomastallis8819
@thomastallis8819 4 жыл бұрын
it was obvious that she was going to say that if you had half a brain. She's everything she complains about in the negative male stereotype; her stage affectation exhibits the female version. And as every good child has learned -- but forgotten by many adults, two wrongs don't make a right. Of course not all people are like that, but her humor is based on stereotypes, but she is totally not balanced in exposing the foibles of both (all?) sexes.
@MegaSandyvagina
@MegaSandyvagina 4 жыл бұрын
Fuck it might as well pretend you're a good man, because you sure as fuck aren't a decent woman, Lord knows there are NONE of those left on this planet
@-HolySpiritDove-
@-HolySpiritDove- 4 жыл бұрын
Yumi, you leave home because you wanted to do things differently. Now you want to marry that type of man. It’s not too late to go back home & reconcile with your mom. Mother might be happy that you’re back safe & together again. (Parable of the Prodigal Son) 🐥👼🌿❤🌻💫
@azza-in_this_day_and_age
@azza-in_this_day_and_age 4 жыл бұрын
top ten anime plot reversals i love how the people didnt even register the 3rd degree burns they just received! thats icing on an masterfully baked cake, which she could bake anytime my kitchen is always open to her 😍
@josesamp
@josesamp 4 жыл бұрын
When you are Hello Kitty from outside and Rambo from inside.
@anushejq310
@anushejq310 3 жыл бұрын
I've got one foot in the darkness and the other in a hello kitty roller skate
@aliray1165
@aliray1165 3 жыл бұрын
Nah it’s all shit mate
@beeeeee2684
@beeeeee2684 3 жыл бұрын
More like Deadpool version Pikachu 🤣
@porzto
@porzto 3 жыл бұрын
Not Rambo. Freddie Krueger.
@humanbeing1429
@humanbeing1429 4 жыл бұрын
There's this one person laughing like a hyena making this show much funnier
@ridleymcnamara2273
@ridleymcnamara2273 4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha I noticed that too. Great crowd! And I keep hearing the hyenas from Lion King 😂
@ilysm.6642
@ilysm.6642 4 жыл бұрын
Axone Sukhamaas Me in the corner: aHahahHhhaheHehEhheEe
@dude99844
@dude99844 3 жыл бұрын
Omg you cant unhear it once you hear it hahaha
@allidoiscry4119
@allidoiscry4119 5 жыл бұрын
This almost sounds like a TED talk but it's stand up comedy
@youarecorrectiamwrongbecau1338
@youarecorrectiamwrongbecau1338 5 жыл бұрын
Ya man
@Pingalu2
@Pingalu2 4 жыл бұрын
The part before she tells the first punchline really does sound like a TED talk hahaha
@learningenglishpath8148
@learningenglishpath8148 4 жыл бұрын
You mean some TED talks sound like they picked up some tricks from stand up comedy.
@wailandkarisma4279
@wailandkarisma4279 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@jv-lk7bc
@jv-lk7bc 4 жыл бұрын
...except in TED talks they don't say "fuck" as much ... and are les sarcastic, actually mean some of their statements...(as opposed to pretty much the opposite)...and do a little less racist name-calling while making you laugh at it.
@wiretrap1035
@wiretrap1035 5 жыл бұрын
If one was to read her act on paper, it would not work. Her live timing and carefully-placed sarcasm make the bit successful. She is a force to be reckoned with.
@thinkingaloud7925
@thinkingaloud7925 4 жыл бұрын
It's the Japanese accent
@biggawinnacrapsa3870
@biggawinnacrapsa3870 4 жыл бұрын
@Jesus Christ - Yes, and if you take all the words out of a dictionary, you have a note pad.
@BipoIarbear
@BipoIarbear 4 жыл бұрын
Any comedian wrote down without context is horrible, imagine jim Jeffries joke "as rapes go being raped by bill cosby wouldnt be the worst would it" They did a news article in australia an ruined a tour
@BipoIarbear
@BipoIarbear 4 жыл бұрын
@Carl Glennerster made me laugh u didn't
@BipoIarbear
@BipoIarbear 4 жыл бұрын
@Carl Glennerster i do not mind that anoligy at all
@sebastianlodge7549
@sebastianlodge7549 4 жыл бұрын
As an Australian I can say that is a loss for our whole nation.
@ffrebello
@ffrebello 4 жыл бұрын
I was like what joke she can possibly make for Australian men lol she is genius
@brisbanerugby
@brisbanerugby 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, do Aussies do cocaine in Whistler? Is that a thing for Aussies?
@utubenagarjuna9
@utubenagarjuna9 4 жыл бұрын
I thought only in India people complain that their feelings were hurt bcoz of dialogues in comedy shows.
@stefjonesee6180
@stefjonesee6180 3 жыл бұрын
@@brisbanerugby I wasn't aware it was a thing.
@barrymanning6554
@barrymanning6554 3 жыл бұрын
As a Australian I telling you I would growl her sushi.
@bluemoondiadochi
@bluemoondiadochi 4 жыл бұрын
Girl: do you want me to pay for the wall? me (if i was the mexican): so kind, but no need, i'm already over it.
@JustSomeone553
@JustSomeone553 4 жыл бұрын
😆😆😆
@gauravkulkarni6120
@gauravkulkarni6120 4 жыл бұрын
😆😆😆😆
@thelivinglipid5025
@thelivinglipid5025 3 жыл бұрын
I kinda don't get this joke, what context am i missing? I wanna understand it plss.
@garethbaus5471
@garethbaus5471 3 жыл бұрын
@@thelivinglipid5025 a politician in the US made a campaign promise to build a massive wall on the Mexican border and somehow tricking the Mexican government into paying for the project. Based on other comments said politician made many people infer that the idea behind such a massive project was probably motivated by a desire to keep the US racially pure.
@lnopia
@lnopia 3 жыл бұрын
@@thelivinglipid5025 The wall is supposed to stop illegal immigrants from sneaking in, he is saying there is no need to pay for the wall because he is already over it (alrdy crossed the border)
@kobinsadvance
@kobinsadvance 5 жыл бұрын
*Comedians speaks the truth.* *Media tells the joke.*
@joey22306
@joey22306 5 жыл бұрын
Well said
@Ascendedninja6
@Ascendedninja6 5 жыл бұрын
Welcome to Earth.
@alicelu5691
@alicelu5691 5 жыл бұрын
yeap, very true example of funny failed experiment...
@theonlyjuancortez187
@theonlyjuancortez187 5 жыл бұрын
Kobin Kago well u can spell comedian without media lol🙅🏾‍♂️🙅🏾‍♂️🤔🤯😱🤭😭😂🤣🙅🏾‍♂️🙅🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🙅🏾‍♀️😐😑🤯
@JamesZeroSix
@JamesZeroSix 5 жыл бұрын
I'm 14 and this is deep.
@subhasisrocks
@subhasisrocks 5 жыл бұрын
For some reasons youtube really wanted me to see this.
@vaishnavishingne3729
@vaishnavishingne3729 5 жыл бұрын
I know! is it an agenda?!
@TonyBenoy
@TonyBenoy 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@robinsinghchauhan1834
@robinsinghchauhan1834 5 жыл бұрын
For real I have been getting this for the last few months now,I mean her other videos pop up all the time and today I finally gave in
@lancelotray
@lancelotray 5 жыл бұрын
hahahha that algorithm tho..
@hibinmohamed5474
@hibinmohamed5474 5 жыл бұрын
Omfg I thought I was the only one who thought that... It kept popping up... Liberal ideology pushers
@sibtainali1033
@sibtainali1033 4 жыл бұрын
"ola" "Want me to pay for the wall?" Dead😂
@youreindoctrinated2657
@youreindoctrinated2657 4 жыл бұрын
Hola**
@dorjiwangchuk5453
@dorjiwangchuk5453 2 жыл бұрын
Her dark humour in contrast to her polite and innocent composition is her main draw. Love that.
@ThatLaloBoy
@ThatLaloBoy 5 жыл бұрын
"Hola! Do you want me to help you pay for the wall?" Me, a Mexican guy: "Usually, no. But for you, yes!"
@JM-fo1te
@JM-fo1te 4 жыл бұрын
I'd turn her out in Tijuana 🤑
@idkwhoiam351
@idkwhoiam351 4 жыл бұрын
can anyone explain the joke "cocaine in whistler?"
@jackd2083
@jackd2083 4 жыл бұрын
pacarnya sebong Whistler is a ski resort in British Columbia
@jesusvazquez5047
@jesusvazquez5047 4 жыл бұрын
@@jackd2083 can you explain the wall joke I was going through the comments and saw a bunch of Mexicans saying they like the joke, that shit went over my head or something cuz I don't get the joke, what does a wall have to do with sushi in her scenario, was it an insult towards Mexicans or something?
@jackd2083
@jackd2083 4 жыл бұрын
Jesus Vazquez She was comparing meeting a Japanese person and asking them if they wanted to go get sushi with meeting a Mexican person and asking if they wanted help building the wall. It’s a bit of a stretch but only supposed to make the audience laugh. Kind of a weak joke but she is pretty funny.
@asianthor
@asianthor 5 жыл бұрын
She's super cute, adorable, savage, and kills. She is a ninja comedian.
@maddiesiegmund5623
@maddiesiegmund5623 5 жыл бұрын
asianthor ninja? that’s like 75% racist
@asianthor
@asianthor 5 жыл бұрын
@@maddiesiegmund5623 if it's coming from a non Asian, yes, it would be, but I'm Korean/Chinese
@snehparab4265
@snehparab4265 4 жыл бұрын
@@maddiesiegmund5623 came here to say that!
@delgado8
@delgado8 4 жыл бұрын
She is a Japanese samurai
@shadowclone3783
@shadowclone3783 4 жыл бұрын
@Rusty Shackleford you sound stupid and a KKK member trying to recruit
@thisisntallowed9560
@thisisntallowed9560 4 жыл бұрын
''I am becoming the man I always wanted to marry'' I use that to motivate myself sometimes, seriously. ...For men it's ''Become the man you would want your daughter to marry'', that's how I know I do all of this for nothing
@Yarblocosifilitico
@Yarblocosifilitico 3 жыл бұрын
are you sure about that second one? sounds a bit fucked up hahaha. Maybe 'become the man your son would want to become'
@tromboner6061
@tromboner6061 3 жыл бұрын
@@Yarblocosifilitico He didn't say or mean anything wrong You percieved it wrongly
@ejaylala1
@ejaylala1 3 жыл бұрын
I love the way she sets up the jokes. You never see the punchline coming until she delivers it
@adivasi8277
@adivasi8277 5 жыл бұрын
How can u be so nice and Savage at the same time
@pyroxldasmellgood6196
@pyroxldasmellgood6196 5 жыл бұрын
I couldn't agree you with more. Shes deep poetic and got potential to be greater. U go girl.
@m.alifmumtaz7804
@m.alifmumtaz7804 5 жыл бұрын
Cuz she is asian 🤣
@nikkoallen6637
@nikkoallen6637 5 жыл бұрын
@@m.alifmumtaz7804 its true, my mom is asian.
@stephenskinner7207
@stephenskinner7207 5 жыл бұрын
Eh, I'm not really seeing the "nice" part, unless it's the calm tone of voice. It's mostly sarcastic and cynical.
@stillthepillar684
@stillthepillar684 5 жыл бұрын
@@stephenskinner7207 Same. Literally nothing nice or special about her. Just another stup!d b!tch moving towards what's popular. Hardly original or brave.
@anasbouayad6826
@anasbouayad6826 5 жыл бұрын
Very nice delivery. The writing of the jokes is also on point, like when she said "mexican", in my mind I thought she was going to make a joke about tacos, but that was so unexpected that I laughed out loud. Very cool stuff!
@leftyjones9792
@leftyjones9792 5 жыл бұрын
You are very easily amused....
@paulzammataro7185
@paulzammataro7185 5 жыл бұрын
And thought she was going to say something about 🌮 s also...
@radsimp5710
@radsimp5710 5 жыл бұрын
Same
@ABBAOPAXO
@ABBAOPAXO 5 жыл бұрын
So unexpected, cuz we mexicans don't pay Coppel, how the fuck would we pay for a stupid wall? the US is so broke they can't even pay for their own shit?
@chrisparker8539
@chrisparker8539 5 жыл бұрын
You just described how jokes work.
@6v6s43
@6v6s43 3 жыл бұрын
I just love how she's so calm and collected the whole time
@asyraf3647
@asyraf3647 3 жыл бұрын
Then goes "fuck that shit"
@MJAY-N7129
@MJAY-N7129 4 жыл бұрын
Her performance and deliverance is impeccable. She is so creative and witty with her remarks. It's so refreshing!!!
@ylx4219
@ylx4219 5 жыл бұрын
Fxxk that sh** is like the most powerful three word phrase in the world
@stephenskinner7207
@stephenskinner7207 5 жыл бұрын
Not really. Curse words have become so overused and saturated in English that they've essentially lost all their meaning. Instead they just make you sound childish and angry these days.
@geenee3053
@geenee3053 5 жыл бұрын
@@stephenskinner7207 Still fucking cathartic
@deez6584
@deez6584 5 жыл бұрын
Konichiwa, daisuki onee-chan
@eniofenio1465
@eniofenio1465 5 жыл бұрын
"Pierdolę to" is more powerful xd
@Pariperi
@Pariperi 4 жыл бұрын
Especially when _she_ says that.That line was all about timing and delivery and she did it impeccably 👌
@mikan1998ful
@mikan1998ful 5 жыл бұрын
"Ola! Do you want me to help you pay for the wall?" 😂😂😂
@gingerluigiwithnomoustache7411
@gingerluigiwithnomoustache7411 5 жыл бұрын
AwesoMESS hola bro, hola
@electron7659
@electron7659 5 жыл бұрын
The thing is that Mexicans are not paying for the wall. They are building it. 🤔
@mikan1998ful
@mikan1998ful 5 жыл бұрын
@@electron7659 The Mexicans pay for the wall, American company will build it.
@electron7659
@electron7659 5 жыл бұрын
@@mikan1998ful Wrong answer buddy. Most Mexicans don't have the money to build the wall. So common sense says they can't pay for it. They are actually the ones who are out there, all day, from dusk to dawn, with their own hard labor, building the damn thing.
@umerali2349
@umerali2349 5 жыл бұрын
I thought she said war +_+
@nevertellmethaoddz8581
@nevertellmethaoddz8581 4 жыл бұрын
This made me Google "cocaine in Whistler" cos I didn't get the joke. I'm very glad I Googled "cocaine in Whistler" cos now I get the joke.
@videlonlyfans8495
@videlonlyfans8495 4 жыл бұрын
What
@redlobster4841
@redlobster4841 4 жыл бұрын
Lol so did I
@ritdesh5220
@ritdesh5220 4 жыл бұрын
Tried googling ...didn't get that joke yet :(
@ridleymcnamara2273
@ridleymcnamara2273 4 жыл бұрын
What did it mean?
@myleg3636
@myleg3636 4 жыл бұрын
Whistlers have a cocaine problem
@gabbylon2077
@gabbylon2077 4 жыл бұрын
"Ladies and gentlemen I am becoming the man I have always wanted to marry "-yumi 👏👏👏😂😂 best quote of 2017
@kirstenmatthews3785
@kirstenmatthews3785 5 жыл бұрын
“Ladies & gentlemen, I’m becoming the man I always wanted to marry.” 🙌🏻 goals
@EriPages
@EriPages 5 жыл бұрын
No, that isnt goals because you then won't find a man who'd want to be with you longterm let alone for marriage Feminists are brainwashing women into becoming semi-men. We Men want feminine women, not feminists.
@marialacambra9715
@marialacambra9715 5 жыл бұрын
@@EriPages "If you become independent then you won't be attractive for men who don't actually want an equal, but a cute and dainty little thing that they can take care of so they can feel strong and manly". OH NO, THE HORROR.
@wildforfreedom6614
@wildforfreedom6614 4 жыл бұрын
EriPages basically if you want to be an independent woman and be ambitious then you are just a woman trying to be a man cause being independent and ambitious is a right reserved for men . We women don’t want to marry shitholes like you . We want real men not idiots . Go fuck yourself
@JKTProductionzIncNCo
@JKTProductionzIncNCo 4 жыл бұрын
@@marialacambra9715 That person never even typed that. You literally just projected your insecurities on their post. What the fudge?
@JKTProductionzIncNCo
@JKTProductionzIncNCo 4 жыл бұрын
@@wildforfreedom6614 Seriously what is wrong with people. Idk if you lack reading comprehension or do you read into things that aren't even there b/c of confusion and bitterness. Tbf it seems like they hit it where it hurts you the most. I wonder why? Also you do not speak for all women. Only one. Yourself. How do you define a "real man"? Seems extremely arbitrary. And I'm pretty sure it doesn't mean the same thing across different places all over the world. Yeah maybe you should take your own advice and go "fuck yourself" instead? Does it make you feel like a "big girl" using swear words online? Getting upset over a harmless comment. People these days seriously need to take anger management classes. I hope you figure out the source of your bitterness in your life. But whatever. Peace out.
@lelemsays
@lelemsays 5 жыл бұрын
"I am becoming the man I always wanted to marry" Can relate!
@skiphaskell706
@skiphaskell706 4 жыл бұрын
@Bobby Brown Black hahaha ouch
@e.a.1548
@e.a.1548 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao with the comments under here, you go girl, me too I'm starting to feel that way 😂
@JodiGilar
@JodiGilar 4 жыл бұрын
Damn, her punchlines come outta nowhere, basically like a ninja..🤣
@indielistener-xh6qq
@indielistener-xh6qq 4 жыл бұрын
Yasssss, when is her Netflix special coming out???🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽❤️❤️❤️
@TheWolverine1984
@TheWolverine1984 4 жыл бұрын
Probably soon because Netflix is super woke.
@trauko1388
@trauko1388 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheWolverine1984 Found the trumptard! 🤣
@alexhiguera8753
@alexhiguera8753 5 жыл бұрын
im mexican (born and raised) and you killed me with that mexican line!! i expected something about food, but not that!!
@allidoiscry4119
@allidoiscry4119 5 жыл бұрын
As a Finnish woman I know almost nothing about Mexico lol
@praveenranakoti9843
@praveenranakoti9843 5 жыл бұрын
i dont understand that joke
@jamesrather7170
@jamesrather7170 5 жыл бұрын
@@praveenranakoti9843 Because Trump promised that Mexico would pay to build the wall on the border with the U.S.
@Wise__guy
@Wise__guy 4 жыл бұрын
Me too.
@RJCHOICE
@RJCHOICE 3 жыл бұрын
@@jamesrather7170 yeah that's funny from all angles. points out how racist and arrogant and gullible trump supporters are. some even believe it actually happened. Not joking. a trump supporter told me that there's actually more than a thousand miles of new wall and medico paid for it. I asked him if he ever heard of the concept of fact checking shit he read on Facebook. He had no idea how to do it.
@sylvesterbestertester1013
@sylvesterbestertester1013 5 жыл бұрын
Great delivery makes her hysterical. Quite easy on the eyes too.
@tomalajr
@tomalajr 4 жыл бұрын
Finally a female comic who's routine isn't all about her vagina, boyfriend, and/or sexual experiences. Amazing. Very good set!
@pockyhawk
@pockyhawk 4 жыл бұрын
tomalajr careful your misogyny is showing. Maria Bamford, Ali Wong, Nicole byer, Aparna nancherla, Hannah Gadsby, the list goes on. there are so many female comics with original and diverse routines
@nestorgonzalez6078
@nestorgonzalez6078 4 жыл бұрын
No political bullshit, just plain jokes Good
@JM-fo1te
@JM-fo1te 4 жыл бұрын
She literally mentioned who she wouldn't fuck lol
@wilsonsanabia4259
@wilsonsanabia4259 4 жыл бұрын
@@pockyhawk Hanna Gadsby? You mean the woman that hate everything that makes reference to the masculine? Am I to assume then that, not only you think that's funny, but also the other names in that list are the same? My god, modern "comedians" are a parody of themselves.
@katherines6322
@katherines6322 4 жыл бұрын
@Arthur Monty she's making fun of the cultural differences, if not just straight 100% "I don't need a man", it's more like"I don't need Japan's way of needing man".
@043_kirtibarnwal3
@043_kirtibarnwal3 5 жыл бұрын
You are "75%" sarcastic🤣🤣❤
@richart58
@richart58 5 жыл бұрын
'Giving you dry humps on a crowded train'
@lockejawe4050
@lockejawe4050 5 жыл бұрын
I just realized that her last name is a hybrid of the nuked cities...
@janeeyre1990
@janeeyre1990 4 жыл бұрын
She has a joke about it. 😋
@rjun152
@rjun152 3 жыл бұрын
@@janeeyre1990 title of the video?
@stephenrochester6309
@stephenrochester6309 5 жыл бұрын
White dudes in Vancouver wouldn’t walk up and say “konnichiwa” because they would think you are Chinese. Other than that... everything else on point
@mocromo2010
@mocromo2010 4 жыл бұрын
you think they would know the difference lmao
@Nexez
@Nexez 4 жыл бұрын
Konnichiwa is Japanese
@savageshot3723
@savageshot3723 4 жыл бұрын
Would black dudes in Vancouver know she wasnt?
@savageshot3723
@savageshot3723 4 жыл бұрын
@Huncho Hendrix Lmfao you have been watching too much porn my dude
@savageshot3723
@savageshot3723 4 жыл бұрын
@Huncho Hendrix Nobody talks like that in real life my guy which leads me to believe you watch too much porn because you brought that up lol
@gopikagopan3113
@gopikagopan3113 3 жыл бұрын
"I am becoming the man I always wanted to marry!" 🤣
@stanislavplazilski
@stanislavplazilski 4 жыл бұрын
If i ever have a daughter ,i want her to hve her attitude in life...
@othergeorgea
@othergeorgea 4 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ watch out we got a badass over here
@som0919
@som0919 4 жыл бұрын
@Jesus Christ damn.. Why so negative? Why can't you appreciate them wanting to be independent.. Be a little positive. She is not doing any harm to you.
@GGGGGG-xd8ru
@GGGGGG-xd8ru 4 жыл бұрын
@Jesus Christ A feminist has a successful career, wakes up one day, and realizes that she wasn't hoodwinked by men and men's bullshit.
@strawhatmucci7086
@strawhatmucci7086 3 жыл бұрын
Then get falsely accused and in prison.
@Prisoner-24601
@Prisoner-24601 5 жыл бұрын
I'm become a man that I always want to marry. XD
@kingwong1088
@kingwong1088 5 жыл бұрын
This joke is so underated xD
@GanzuGinisu
@GanzuGinisu 4 жыл бұрын
This is good material! I love it!
@scroobledooble6257
@scroobledooble6257 4 жыл бұрын
The delivery on these is great! It’s just so blunt, and with her innocent sounding voice, the dark humour is just that much funnier
@TheSansoboy
@TheSansoboy 5 жыл бұрын
Shes so pretty, I couldn’t move my eyes away from her face
@vkrgfan
@vkrgfan 4 жыл бұрын
Wildforfreedom 🤣
@chadsmith8966
@chadsmith8966 5 жыл бұрын
Folks, I believe we've found the next Betty White.
@corysamoila
@corysamoila 5 жыл бұрын
I'd sleep with Betty too
@lucasfranke3326
@lucasfranke3326 5 жыл бұрын
Betty Asian
@b-radg916
@b-radg916 5 жыл бұрын
I hope she likes Snickers.
@naliburg
@naliburg 4 жыл бұрын
Lucas Franke this comment is underrated
@ilysm.6642
@ilysm.6642 4 жыл бұрын
Lucas Franke *_W H E E Z E_*
@zharmzz1435
@zharmzz1435 5 жыл бұрын
I really love her style😂 She's so funny
@jroden06
@jroden06 5 жыл бұрын
She needs a special on a big platform - this is brilliant work!
@ralphlauren3356
@ralphlauren3356 5 жыл бұрын
Omfg!!! Soooo adorable!! Priceless delivery!!
@vincencohan3626
@vincencohan3626 5 жыл бұрын
You are beautiful, smart and funny in your own way. Bravo 👏🏻 i just stumble upon your channel and love it. Cheers
@JD-tv9dc
@JD-tv9dc 5 жыл бұрын
"I have become the man I always wanted to marry." 😂
@stewartm.8987
@stewartm.8987 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the great laughs and smiles. Makes me miss Hokkaido more. Best wishes for lifelong success!
@investorjeong
@investorjeong 3 жыл бұрын
As another Asian, just feels amazing how u fought the stereotypes Hilarious jokes based on solid truth
@BCAB1992
@BCAB1992 5 жыл бұрын
My head nearly cracked open from that first joke.
@AccordGTR
@AccordGTR 5 жыл бұрын
i have been watching her videos and her routine and jokes are always the same. but i still laugh because of her sweet looks and dirty mouth 😄
@ptbot3294
@ptbot3294 5 жыл бұрын
Spoke my mind. Shes cute hotness.
@Kyle-se4uw
@Kyle-se4uw 5 жыл бұрын
That’s literally what a routine is
@edpho4779
@edpho4779 5 жыл бұрын
Same reason all man watch her, she cashes on that really good though.
@blognewb
@blognewb 5 жыл бұрын
All the dumb ass millennials like you need to know what stand-up is and how they seem to be "the same" to your freeloading ass just watching it on youtube when it's a goddamn show with a different audience every night who paid to see her.
@highvoltage47
@highvoltage47 5 жыл бұрын
creepy white man alert
@jasonjewell1667
@jasonjewell1667 4 жыл бұрын
This was great Yumi lmao
@lifematch
@lifematch 4 жыл бұрын
Her leg game is on point.
@80cardcolumn
@80cardcolumn 3 жыл бұрын
Too bad the redhead in front is blocking the view.
@aswinaugustine5308
@aswinaugustine5308 3 жыл бұрын
@@80cardcolumn yeah , fuck that shit .
@smv8102
@smv8102 4 жыл бұрын
My earphones fell off at the end, that was hilarious!
@nagarajaraogangodu5184
@nagarajaraogangodu5184 5 жыл бұрын
If Yumi thought me my courses. I would ace it all. you are smart, funny and witty. Yet you command the audience very naturally. Kudos to your hardwork and research that went behind it. :))
@nono7105
@nono7105 5 жыл бұрын
Taught*
@Annibals
@Annibals 3 жыл бұрын
How you can look so innocent and be so savage at the same time
@nathancolamarino7891
@nathancolamarino7891 4 жыл бұрын
What a great set man!
@marvelousmrsnunya
@marvelousmrsnunya 5 жыл бұрын
Oh no, I'm starting to crush on her real bad...!!!! 😭😭😭😍😍😍
@RMS550
@RMS550 5 жыл бұрын
I just want to bone her 😆
@amzarwan6900
@amzarwan6900 5 жыл бұрын
Same here
@TheMrKennyC
@TheMrKennyC 5 жыл бұрын
Creepy white men
@marvelousmrsnunya
@marvelousmrsnunya 5 жыл бұрын
Aww is that supposed to be an insult?
@kammiikaze6887
@kammiikaze6887 5 жыл бұрын
alexandriusgirl me too ❤️🙈 haha 😂 😂
@kanwalhr1781
@kanwalhr1781 5 жыл бұрын
You nailed it girl .... Mexican one....🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jessicawilcox935
@jessicawilcox935 5 жыл бұрын
"I am becoming the man I always wanted to marry" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@dickymartinus1753
@dickymartinus1753 4 жыл бұрын
KZfaq recommendation brought me here. She is so sweet and funny.
@Patrick0900
@Patrick0900 5 жыл бұрын
Smart, funny, and beautiful. What an awesome combination.👍
@jhaz3333
@jhaz3333 5 жыл бұрын
THAT HEAD TILT THO I LOVE HER
@ramaken
@ramaken 4 жыл бұрын
She's amazing
@o0OHermioneO0o
@o0OHermioneO0o 3 жыл бұрын
That last sentence is goals!! 💪💜
@lilsaam
@lilsaam 4 жыл бұрын
I gotta admit I don't like a lot of female comedians, but this girl is GENUIS, her humour is so dark and original and her comedic timing is perfect !!! She deserves more recognition
@mosamaster
@mosamaster 3 жыл бұрын
She is "One Punch-dialogue woman"
@ernestwegner4960
@ernestwegner4960 3 жыл бұрын
She's Outstanding!!!
@EventingInSeattle
@EventingInSeattle Жыл бұрын
What a cutie! Great delivery! Would love to see her act in person! 👍👏
@waterlegend72
@waterlegend72 5 жыл бұрын
This has been in my recommended for like 2 weeks now...Now I know why KZfaq wanted me to watch this so much...it's pretty good xD
@linnv4981
@linnv4981 5 жыл бұрын
*"I am becoming the man i always wanted to marry"* omlllll
@lay-2356
@lay-2356 4 жыл бұрын
@Jesus Christ why r sooo pressed about this shit _jesus christ_
@JasonPhillip303
@JasonPhillip303 4 жыл бұрын
@Jesus Christ let them live thier lives...let us wait till "where are all the good men gone" "why guys dont take me on dates anymore" "men.should man up" lol...idk y guys hurt thier heads about women pussy is flooding the markets...just use your head listen MGTOW CONTENT dont marry and cohabitat....unless u want to lose your house...kids...pay child support alimony all at the sametime....
@powbobs
@powbobs 4 жыл бұрын
Keish Williams Oh Jesus. A f’ken pathetic MGTOW has appeared.
@GGGGGG-xd8ru
@GGGGGG-xd8ru 4 жыл бұрын
@Jesus Christ fuck off already, your reply with your toxic shit on every comment.
@elcarretero2858
@elcarretero2858 4 жыл бұрын
more of this please!
@mingjili2607
@mingjili2607 3 жыл бұрын
I love her perform style
@charlesswenson800
@charlesswenson800 5 жыл бұрын
So witty and beautiful! I would love to know someone like her!
@dagashithellama
@dagashithellama 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you for your beautiful, perfect delivery, Yumi.
@Adobo2BBQ
@Adobo2BBQ 2 жыл бұрын
Enjoyed watching Yumi delivering all her funny lines…😃😃😃
@akshrajinee8395
@akshrajinee8395 4 жыл бұрын
She's such a performer 👌👌👌🔥
@keveinkevin4422
@keveinkevin4422 5 жыл бұрын
When she told her friends that she wanted to become a comedian, they all laughed at her. Well, nobodies laughing now
@josephliao9733
@josephliao9733 5 жыл бұрын
The story of Amy Schumer
@kartikapranoto971
@kartikapranoto971 5 жыл бұрын
No everybody is laughing so hard
@yu-nk8725
@yu-nk8725 5 жыл бұрын
now they laugh even harder.. for she's funny
@paulmichaelcamitan5364
@paulmichaelcamitan5364 5 жыл бұрын
Isn't that the whole point?! Haha!
@vincencohan3626
@vincencohan3626 5 жыл бұрын
They do but in a good way 😄👍🏻
@RishabhSawant
@RishabhSawant 5 жыл бұрын
She is uniquely funny and extremely gorgeous. I’m in love with her 😍
@saraalexandrino8016
@saraalexandrino8016 2 жыл бұрын
Sooo great kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@supianzainuddin1482
@supianzainuddin1482 3 жыл бұрын
She is amazing!
@nayarafreitasveloso
@nayarafreitasveloso 5 жыл бұрын
Eu estou tão feliz de conhecer o trabalho de mulheres comediantes! 😍 Você é boa, é engraçada e seu trabalho é importante! Thank you.
@wildforfreedom6614
@wildforfreedom6614 4 жыл бұрын
I can feel it , a storm of insecure men are about to attack the comments and tell us how bad feminism is . 😂
@powbobs
@powbobs 4 жыл бұрын
Wildforfreedom Too true. INCELs and MGTOWs everywhere.
@N530SYF
@N530SYF 5 жыл бұрын
She is so awesome
@qinisojakemadlala7288
@qinisojakemadlala7288 4 жыл бұрын
I love her
@LUCIDxreabdu
@LUCIDxreabdu 4 жыл бұрын
She's so damn amazing 😍😍💯
@powbobs
@powbobs 4 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ Holy crap you’re stupid.
@fishingfreak2754
@fishingfreak2754 5 жыл бұрын
God she is beautiful 😍
@MohamedMujamil
@MohamedMujamil 4 жыл бұрын
I regret finding this soooooooooooo late. This girl is epic!
@donovanbecker3887
@donovanbecker3887 4 жыл бұрын
Well Done love it
@jarjeguzman5676
@jarjeguzman5676 5 жыл бұрын
Its funny to hear japanese dropping the f word
@abstragento0087
@abstragento0087 5 жыл бұрын
Its Like Natalie Portmann Rap...
@Gamenetreviews
@Gamenetreviews 5 жыл бұрын
Makes me sad what our culture did to her.
@Tiandesta
@Tiandesta 5 жыл бұрын
Its not funny when your kind starts dropping the bombs
@MythicalYub
@MythicalYub 5 жыл бұрын
It seems like she dropped the f *bomb* if u know what I mean
@AC3dAvE
@AC3dAvE 4 жыл бұрын
1:25 wall joke got me loling 😂
@TheNakedWombat
@TheNakedWombat 3 жыл бұрын
Great humour. I had to look up cocaine in Whistler because as an Australian, I had no idea what that line was about but yeah, now I do. Hilarious.
@kingm6247
@kingm6247 4 жыл бұрын
She is amazing
@effendyrianto3045
@effendyrianto3045 5 жыл бұрын
インドネシアからなんですが、今日本に留学しています。 これを見たら、日本の女子のイメージが一瞬に変わりました。 めちゃ面白い。なんでも喋られる。 今度、我がずっとこのスタンドアップコメディを拝見します。 頑張れ!
@patrickwilliam8060
@patrickwilliam8060 5 жыл бұрын
This is how funny I wish people like Kevin Hart and Amy Schumer were. They shove those off beat comedians down our throat on everyday on talk shows, movies, and Netflix specials. I need to see her in those positions. She is funny as fuck and gorgeous. Yumi, I need you and Aiko Tanaka to perform in Dallas together. I’d pay premium to see that show. You’re killing it
@hellogoditsmesara3569
@hellogoditsmesara3569 4 жыл бұрын
She’s precious
@Drmb1994
@Drmb1994 4 жыл бұрын
I love her !!!
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