Insane Clickbait Is Ruining The Internet

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@TabithaCatherine 2 ай бұрын

I once saw a clickbait side article called 'Kim K Spotted Without Arm!' and the thumbnail was Kim Kardashian at a beach, and they had Photoshopped her right arm off

@SeanFerree 2 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@buttkicker8512 2 ай бұрын

so she started a gofundme to help raise money to find her arm back and cashed out 5 million dollar i guess

@PlaySA 2 ай бұрын

have does kim k have one arm how could she didn't know?? XD

@astroblast2325 2 ай бұрын

She can't keep getting away with this

@heidirebbecca 2 ай бұрын

LMAO

@bloomingallium 2 ай бұрын

“Laura’s Repulsive Husband” is my new band name

@sgstoner 2 ай бұрын

“Mug Over Egg” is mine

@themusicaljunkie37 2 ай бұрын

Mine is "Healthy George"

@josephking8186 2 ай бұрын

"Taboolla Money"

@vanessaprincesssa 2 ай бұрын

Mine is "Horrible Distortions of Reality"

@spookat3909 2 ай бұрын

That’s actually a sick band name

@EarthCybebe 2 ай бұрын

"Does Bruno Mars is Gay?" Is one of my fav Game Grumps moments in history

@amara6341 2 ай бұрын

i’ve been scrolling for a game grumps reference comment😭😭 let’s gooooo

@twochicks23 2 ай бұрын

Me tooooo

@danielpenrodii2389 2 ай бұрын

Forklift simulator

@Eddy-xc4ni 2 ай бұрын

I'm disappointed I had to scroll so far for this comment Definitely one of the best I can still hear Dan saying it Just as vividly as "you've docked with barry"

@MaeveBowral 2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭

@TheKaurK 2 ай бұрын

The article that says “study reveals women are happier with ugly men” is so outrageously misleading. The actual study is about women feeing more pressure to diet if their husbands are more “attractive” by I don’t know who’s standard. The study is about the unfair pressure on women to look hot when “not as attractive” men apparently feel no pressure to look any better if their wives are “hotter”. I honestly hate whoever wrote that article’s title and framed that study that way. Ugh.

@whatever3145 2 ай бұрын

Plus it was only 115 florida residents in their late 20s. That is not a real study lmao

@TheKaurK 2 ай бұрын

@@whatever3145 true- the sample size from that study is too small to jump to any conclusions to begin with!

@deereye87 2 ай бұрын

@@whatever3145 That sounds like a real study, just a small pilot study that should lead to bigger studies.

@theclairewhy 2 ай бұрын

when I saw the first line about the study I was immediately thinking "are women happier with uglier men or are men happier with prettier women". idk if the study went into that but it goes to show how you can easily misinterpret studies

@AYVYN 2 ай бұрын

@@theclairewhy “Are men happier with attractive women?” I’m never happy

@ongiiee 2 ай бұрын

i need a “Laura’s repulsive husband” shirt.

@RustyGrandpa 2 ай бұрын

@kittygoesbark9617 2 ай бұрын

Danny has to make that official merch

@grapetape9753 2 ай бұрын

PLEASE

@primelover5920 2 ай бұрын

bro id wear that

@grapetape9753 2 ай бұрын

i’m begging

@modelmajorpita 2 ай бұрын

"People get OLD and GAIN WEIGHT and that's DISGUSTING and SHAMEFUL" is just so exhausting. People treating normal parts of being human as moral failings worthy of public contempt.

@sammyjones8279 2 ай бұрын

I feel like a lot of it is randomly generated - it sorta just goes "you won't believe that this {insert person here} is actually {insert unfair societal expectation or shame here}!!! 🤯" Like, it's just using prejudices to gain attention, either from people who actually think like that or from people who find it gross

@thatbrazilianreader752 2 ай бұрын

Like people are doing to Adriana Lima. She's a gorgeous woman, but she's different from what she looked like when she was sixteen and apparently people think it's disgusting.

@treeofrage7622 2 ай бұрын

@@thatbrazilianreader752 I think people just don't like her makeup and eyebrows beacus it makes her look plastic, so people assume shes had plastic surgery. The pics of her without makeup on look totally normal.

@erikamohrmann7986 2 ай бұрын

No kidding! I’m so annoyed about the extreme aversion to getting old, as people do. Ridiculous how we can’t just love what is natural, especially in a world that’s getting increasingly conscious about not imposing unhealthy beauty standards in weight.

@WillL-ct7vv 2 ай бұрын

@jennalipman2984 2 ай бұрын

I think the ads that say “25 child stars that died tragically young” and the photo is of like Cole Sprouse, who is alive, are hilarious

@shwahgamer 21 күн бұрын

His brother is still alive too, so it's not like they could have just confused the two either.

@annellora 2 ай бұрын

Mark this day in your calendars, "does Bruno Mars is gay" has officialy entered the Dannyverse lore

@GayHaruspex 2 ай бұрын

From one Danny to another

@aud7593 2 ай бұрын

how do we do, fellow lovelies!

@CookieJarOfficial 2 ай бұрын

danny HATES DREW for this one simple trick…

@heatheretaithaha 2 ай бұрын

the one time ill agree with danny

@enzo_gabriel3964 2 ай бұрын

@@heatheretaithaha...what

@vitaminwater9662 2 ай бұрын

a decade later and y'all still do the same joke over and over

@CookieJarOfficial 2 ай бұрын

@@vitaminwater9662yes

@koffinkiss 2 ай бұрын

@@vitaminwater9662 that is not the same joke dude😭 the joke is not just simply mentioning both Drew and Danny in the same sentence

@King.Bunny_ 2 ай бұрын

danny still using the squishy bones joke is genuinely so funny to me, i love when creators continue something so seemingly small and simple, like it might not seem like much to most or even to the creator, but to an avid viewer its so fun and amazing

@wisp_ig 2 ай бұрын

yesss i love that he still uses it

@risxra 2 ай бұрын

Same, it’s kinda like having an inside joke with your friends that you’ve had for so long that you’ve kind of forgotten how it happened and new friends have been grandfathered into it with zero context

@AwkwarddFoxx 2 ай бұрын

what’s the squishy bones joke o.o

@karateparty100 2 ай бұрын

@@AwkwarddFoxx Watch Danny's review of the movie Scales. That's where the joke originates

@NbaLive4ever 2 ай бұрын

Yeah, when this happens, it feels like an inside joke only fans of the creator would know 😂

@gh0stpuppi333 2 ай бұрын

Idk why but “Retire in this state, see if I care” is one of the funniest things ever said

@bunnywatchesstuff 2 ай бұрын

That ugly man study is pure garbage. Who is surprised that a relationship is better when the participants are nice and giving to each other? They assumed that the men are extra nice because they're "ugly" instead of literally any other reason why a man might be nice to their partner. Not to mention 113 couples is too small a sample size and attractiveness is not a measurable metric. It's disappointing how these kinds of "studies" gain traction when they've proven nothing.

@deuceydee3506 2 ай бұрын

That's the sad reality of studies. It's hard to definitively prove an objective statement, but it's easy to appeal to confirmation bias

@stellamariss3335 Ай бұрын

Yeah Often studies are simply just small studies done that really show no significant observation but they trick people into thinking it by giving the statistics which don’t actually mean anything without all the info. I took a statistics class and I learned even how I have been mislead before by data. 😅

@GrainneSheridan Ай бұрын

It seems to me like it’s a “study” meant to say to men “it doesn’t matter what you look like!” But to women “if you’re not pretty enough, or at least prettier than your boyfriend/husband and your relationship fails, it’s your fault”

@GrainneSheridan Ай бұрын

@@stellamariss3335 100% of people are right handed! … In this study… of one person… that’s just me…

@briannemcquillen118 2 ай бұрын

my favorite type of clickbait article is when they choose a celebrity, put a black-and-white filter on their picture, and say they've died. I remember shortly after Will Smith slapped Chris Rock I saw an ad saying that Will Smith had died

@Cowboy_Frog 2 ай бұрын

I surprised they didn’t say Chris Rock had died. Imagine slapping someone so hard that you die.

@sertiana2512 2 ай бұрын

His carrier did though

@annnnxh 2 ай бұрын

Career?@@sertiana2512

@Someperson12532 2 ай бұрын

Don't you mean..a. Will SLAP?!

@heathenised 2 ай бұрын

@@Someperson12532 what

@SALMON_salmon897 2 ай бұрын

My my petition for Danny to make the “Meet Lura’s repulsive husband” merch. 2:18

@Bumble._.Jellybottom 2 ай бұрын

i'd wear that

@shrutivavilala307 2 ай бұрын

i sign

@taemin_san 2 ай бұрын

Signed

@versaniltymc6648 2 ай бұрын

Signed

@doxaweit 2 ай бұрын

signed

@Confused_Mista 2 ай бұрын

I clicked one of these ad titled "Eat this fruit to heal Alzheimer", it shows and image of a tomato getting fingered and when I clicked it, a website opened and apparently they sell soy milk

@strawberrylemonadelioness 2 ай бұрын

One of the worst kinds are ones that take you to a website with like 20 slides to tell a story, and they give all the background information, and there's an ad in-between each slide.

@CV20000 2 ай бұрын

Maybe the real clickbait is the friends we made along the way

@westvirginiaglutenfreepepp7006 2 ай бұрын

😂 Spelling it clickbate changes the meaning somewhat

@ohheyitsguy 2 ай бұрын

REAL FRIENDS TO MAKE ON THE WAY IN YOUR AREA CLICK HERE TO FIND THE REAL TREASURE ALL ALONG

@ItsJakeStuff 2 ай бұрын

I'm sorry your relationships felt that way 😊

@fallaciouslandlord 2 ай бұрын

@@westvirginiaglutenfreepepp7006sssshhh it didn’t happen

@TheZeagon 2 ай бұрын

What if the friends WAS the clickbait

@chlorineii 2 ай бұрын

I actually remember the "Does Bruno Mars is Gay?" article being really popular back in like 2015ish. I was in the Mystic Messenger fandom in 2016/17ish, and there was a big joke of "Does Jumin Han is Gay?" and I can only assume that came from the Bruno article (or game grumps reading the Bruno article lol)

@SamIsPoole 2 ай бұрын

I was so surprised to see Jumin Han’s name in Danny Gonzalez’s comment section lmao

@badumbum71 2 ай бұрын

I was wondering if anyone else was going to say this lmao

@FishGup 2 ай бұрын

Lol I remember that, it was everywhere on Tumblr. Never finished MM, sadly. I needed my sleep too much 😢

@heathenised 2 ай бұрын

game grumps

@pinkiepielunagirls4541 2 ай бұрын

oh my god mystic messenger i'd totally forgotten about that game. i never played it but i knew people who were huge fans

@Tonybaloney6969 2 ай бұрын

2:34 To answer that question, when clicking on those ads, they'll more than likely take you to a fake Microsoft, Mcafee, etc. website saying your device has been breached and to call a fake support line. Another KZfaqr by the name of Jim Browning has an interesting video about these but I can't remember the name off the top of my head

@junebug3755 Ай бұрын

I literally have an ad that shows up on one of my mobile games that I’m only playing to get points on fetch. I don’t even have to click on it. It will randomly come up, open safari, and tell me my iPhone has 43 viruses.

@allisondarlington 2 ай бұрын

Remembering when “does Bruno Mars is gay?” was read on Game Grumps so now that equals 2 youtubers named Danny reading that article

@bookishmime6329 2 ай бұрын

People who are shocked by green gummy bears clearly never organized their gummies by flavor and appearance to eat them in the best possible order

@accuratejaney8140 2 ай бұрын

My sibling says it's literally on the package that the green gummy bears are strawberry flavour

@raeallizae6139 2 ай бұрын

@@accuratejaney8140”my sibling” 😂 so formal wtf 😂😂

@gabbyblanchard 2 ай бұрын

@@raeallizae6139 their sibling could be nonbinary, dude. i have a friend who calls her sibling her "sib" because they use they/them pronouns. it's not as weird as you're making it seem

@oxytociniv404 2 ай бұрын

real, ive always known green gummies are strawberry sometimes. if you prefer gummy candy i feel like its common knowledge 😅

@Xxth3_murder5cenexX 2 ай бұрын

this feels weird as fuck cause im from mexico where the most common gummy bear brand is panditas and now im starting to doubt if they're strawberry flavored as well D:

@KKCupcake 2 ай бұрын

I know you probably are already planning to do this, but could you make a video on ZOMBIES 3? They FINALLY explain her “white” hair.

@mewowow 2 ай бұрын

THEY EXPLAINED IT?? OMG

@noahdaanimalguy7673 2 ай бұрын

@@mewowowye they did, ima put this all the way down on the comment so if you wanna watch the movie to find out don’t click read more and scroll She alien

@knittedkiisa410 2 ай бұрын

@@mewowow aliens.

@d3ad_ro0ster 2 ай бұрын

Yesss

@BDBD16 2 ай бұрын

DONT GIVE IT AAAWAAAYY

@dry_strawberries 2 ай бұрын

In the " DO NOT RETIRE IN THESE STATES" one, the man is wearing a kefiye, which symbolises a free Palestine. This goes to show how randomly they choose the images

@lonesavior 2 ай бұрын

You definitely shouldn't retire in Palestine.

@nessstarries6204 2 ай бұрын

@@lonesaviorthat's my favorite usa state

@madal5443 2 ай бұрын

Keffiyehs are traditional scarves also known as shemaghs, ghutras, or hattahs. Typically worn by Arabic men on their heads. They, as well as watermelons and olives, have more recently become widely associated with Palestinian liberation. (More recently meaning around the 1930s during the "arab revolt")

@Deepseadread6 17 күн бұрын

You’re not incorrect but speaking more specifically keffiyehs are not exclusively Palestinian, however the one the man in the image is wearing IS a Palestinian keffiyeh :)

@lolabunny7140 2 ай бұрын

11:39 "how could i didn't know" i can't stop laughing

@SeanFerree 2 ай бұрын

Same 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@mead0ws0vergrown 2 ай бұрын

to this day cryptic pregnancies scare me so much, imagine not knowing your pregnant for a full 9 months and then you’re in pain and you go to the hospital and BOOM baby

@Xxth3_murder5cenexX 2 ай бұрын

im a full on virgin but the thought still haunts me cause i watched tlc's i didn't know i was pregnant as a child

@Random-sk6hm 2 ай бұрын

It usually happens in women who have certain medical conditions and don't get periods. My friend doesn't get any periods cos she has endo-something. Fun fact there are some very rare cases of women who have 2 uteruses and 1 has a period but the other was fertilised, and the women go to hospital and find out they're in labour.

@TheMarshmallowMushroom 2 ай бұрын

sometimes people's uteruses form facing the opposite direction, so they never look pregnant

@lucilleballs2291 2 ай бұрын

@@TheMarshmallowMushroom hmm, interesting, good summary of medical info! :D

@ashton3307 2 ай бұрын

The condition is think ur thinking of is endometriosis, i also have it! My gyno warned me that i do have a higher chance of cryptic pregnancies due to endometriosis

@fusetunes 2 ай бұрын

back in like 2014-15 i remember seeing a ton that were like "this woman looks JUST like the character in frozen" and it would be a stock image of anna's face poorly photoshopped onto a woman's body lol

@TheZeagon 2 ай бұрын

I never saw this but I can so clearly see the image in my head lmaooo

@Limeocelot 2 ай бұрын

I clicked one article, something about “girl finds mysterious eggs under her bed“ and started reading. It was written like a novel and I was confused but sometimes articles have those for dramatic effect... it was extremely long so I scrolled to the end, it was all fictional. with so many ads in the middle.

@greenhowie 2 ай бұрын

Mug Over Egg sounds like a band that people confuse for Mumford & Sons.

@endrankluvsda4loko172 Ай бұрын

Or Coldplay

@mrmister6412 2 ай бұрын

as an ugly man i finally KNOW i have a chance with zendaya

@illiatiia 2 ай бұрын

Well you're also Spiderman, so probably, yeah.

@manboy4720 2 ай бұрын

that's the 30/70 rule. the woman needs to have a 70% share of the combined attractiveness of both people in the relationship. i hope there's an equivalent for women, too.

@KeilaBevins 2 ай бұрын

I mean, technically the post was actually “women like men with better personalities, so the relationship lasts longer”. Idk, you can have a trash personality AND be ugly, but the study made it sound like it was actually “guys who put in the effort get married” lol :3

@lilythearcticfox 2 ай бұрын

That's a great idea That would mean Tom Holland would become available and then I can swoop and and soot my shot, too!

@Random-sk6hm 2 ай бұрын

@@manboy4720 The study in the video was disproven cos it was based on a very limited small sample size of university students in Texas who were all white and in their 20s. Are there any studies to back up the 30/70 rule?

@H2o3G2a 2 ай бұрын

I know it's just a joke but for anyone wondering, the middle eastern head scarvs are not religious, a lot of middle eastern countries have some iteration of this, how you wear it and the color matters. They wear it mostly because of heat. Apart from protecting your head from the sun, it also keeps you cool by wetting it and tying it around your neck. Also helps with sand and to be honest, shit looks cool as fuck.

@2Danny2Furious 2 ай бұрын

ahhhh ok that's awesome thank you. I gotta admit that guy did look pretty cool

@hibs211 2 ай бұрын

@@2Danny2Furious yeah it's called a Kufiye and it's a Palestinian garment 🇵🇸🇵🇸 it symbolizes the struggle of the Palestinian people under the Isreali occupation

@jennysomething3666 2 ай бұрын

@@hibs211 that's not what it symbolises . Stop spreading misinformation.

@manboy4720 2 ай бұрын

@@hibs211 no, a lot of other countries besides palestine wear them.

@manboy4720 2 ай бұрын

not only do they look cool, they ARE cool, literally. they've been dunked in water. haha.

@bribripittman230 2 ай бұрын

13:04 perfect opportunity to say "they needed that taboola moola" 😔

@krustykrabpizza4328 2 ай бұрын

I cri

@batzalkobatzalko3106 2 ай бұрын

"Does bruno mars is gay" is one of my favourite game grumps jokes. Such a classic.

@TheElusiveReality 2 ай бұрын

that actually was a genuinely good serious criticism of that USF study. they used a far too narrow sample (only young texans?? almost only white couples?) and their raters have no reason to be trusted as an authority on this topic, nor are they a sample of everyday folks (most people do not have college degrees, most people would never even consider going to a private methodist university, the ages of the raters will inevitably skew very young, both of these colleges are PWIs in the south)

@CocoLicious 2 ай бұрын

Opinions of scientists aren't research! This study just says "Men that are deemed less attractive than their wives by this very few employees of university X seem to be kinder"

@StarBoundAngel 2 ай бұрын

Not to mention. It had correlational findings not causation.

@gr33ngirlsea 2 ай бұрын

Like, what a shockingly small and limited study!

@roxannehummel7921 2 ай бұрын

*fsu, but yes i agree! def a skewed study lol i was hoping the school i go to is a bit better than that but oh well it happens yk (usf is uni of south florida also)

@shivanihdesai 2 ай бұрын

And they were all in their 20s + recently married. How are you gonna come up with "advice" for all couples that is based on such short relationships ?

@sammiller3875 2 ай бұрын

I’m not sure if I’m sleep deprived but Larry’s repulsive husband is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life

@Insert.Oregano 2 ай бұрын

Even funnier that you said Larry instead of Laura lmao

@sammiller3875 2 ай бұрын

@@Insert.Oregano oops lol

@mh2120 2 ай бұрын

Now I'm just picturing Larry Bird married to another Larry Bird

@finnzbelov 2 ай бұрын

larry bird if he liked men but had horrid taste in men as well

@sammiller3875 2 ай бұрын

@@finnzbelov real

@brandishespistols 2 ай бұрын

"does bruno mars is gay" was peak humor to my friends and i a few years ago; we'd recite it back and forth lol

@poweredbyford87 2 ай бұрын

They forgot the "Lou Ferrigno runs off with Larry Bird's repulsive wife!" Ad lol

@Mooms 2 ай бұрын

Fun fact: The section of clickbait ads under news articles are called a Chumbox (which comes from word chumming, the use of fish meat as bait for fish)

@Random-sk6hm 2 ай бұрын

Tysm, I hope both sides of your pillow are cold tonight :)

@hillbillysamurai 2 ай бұрын

This was actually a fun fact

@pikasheep 2 ай бұрын

The Chum bucket

@slimeboyshane 2 ай бұрын

the bruno mars one brings me back to the game grumps, there’s an animated grumps clip with it and i highly recommend looking up ‘game grumps bruno mars’

@kay_del 2 ай бұрын

I came here to see if anyone else noticed the unexpected game grumps crossover 😂

@mad_hatt 2 ай бұрын

I haven’t finished the video, but I’m assuming it’s “does Bruno Mars is gay?”😂

@mad_hatt 2 ай бұрын

Got to the part. I think we should overlap both Dans reading this article to create the ultimate KZfaq Dan

@cosmicwhalefall 2 ай бұрын

I DOES IS HAVE TO KNOW!

@SergioAnalog 2 ай бұрын

Yes I had flashbacks lol

@sophs6194 2 ай бұрын

my fav clickbait articles are the ones on KZfaq. i’ve gotten so many articles about “the benefits of viagra”. millions of dollars invested into suggestive advertising and they can’t figure out i’m an 18 yr old female.

@roxassora2706 Ай бұрын

Viagra can be used for menstrual cramps.

@sophs6194 Ай бұрын

@@roxassora2706 huh, the more yk i guess.

@roxassora2706 Ай бұрын

@@sophs6194 Yeah. But the excuse they used for the study being published is "the funding wasn't there".

@leahzurbrigg5741 2 ай бұрын

The fact that he’s uploading pretty regularly on multiple channels with a new baby is insane to me. Good job Danny

@ellary_stay 2 ай бұрын

When I think of clickbait, all I can think of is that one tweet where someone renamed ratatouille “A RAT COOKED MY FOOD AND I LIKED IT⁉️😦 ……*i cried*……”

@GoodTimeForARoll 2 ай бұрын

When I think of clickbait, I remember that ad about a woman getting arrested because her horse got her pregnant, at least that's what is implied

@ellary_stay 2 ай бұрын

@@GoodTimeForARoll oh…that’s really nice 🙂

@fallaciouslandlord 2 ай бұрын

.*I cried*.

@ellary_stay 2 ай бұрын

@@fallaciouslandlord Oohh yea my bad, I’ll fix it

@fallaciouslandlord 2 ай бұрын

@@ellary_stay not a correction but alright friend

@Devilish.Kitten 2 ай бұрын

I’d wear “Meet Laura’s Repulsive Husband” merch

@redberriedceltictree 2 ай бұрын

So real

@manboy4720 2 ай бұрын

and i don't even know anyone named laura! laura? i hardly know her.

@meinenklinke 2 ай бұрын

I’ll bet someone has already put it up on redbubble. 😂

@SpookyDeerArt Ай бұрын

my favorite clickbait articles are that one sleepover one that always has a different crying girl as the image and the medical anomaly ones where the "medical anomaly" image is clearly a plant of some kind that very obviously isn't growing in or on some human. the most recent one of those i saw had a doctor on one half and a close up of a succulent on the other, but the succulent was so clearly in a plant pot.

@thatgoobyguy9960 2 ай бұрын

14:48. This is the most pointless article ever. It literally says the flavor on the back of the damn packaging

@paperplane5001 2 ай бұрын

Fun Fact. Green Gold-Bears are actually apple flavoured in Germany.

@grimeydanny4214 2 ай бұрын

im so glad "does bruno mars is gay" is seeing the light again in 2024

@0enone843 2 ай бұрын

i've seen several article thumbnails that traumatized me with grotesque body horror stuff out of absolutely nowhere, but one i saw recently was talking about some sort of disease/condition and its one of those fear-mongering ones where they show you a disgusting picture and tell you you have this disease so you'll click on it out of curiosity like a train wreck you can't look away from, except.. the disgusting picture was just a close up of a red bell pepper.. like the inside.. with the seeds... who are you fooling 😭😭😭

@prismaticerror6911 2 ай бұрын

All of the ones that are just beans glued to someone's leg, maybe painted if they're feeling fancy

@ibbyseed 2 ай бұрын

“Who are you fooling”? Well you apparently 💀loool

@dry_strawberries 2 ай бұрын

As a kid i was traumatised. I didn't know if i was looking at something sexual or just a finger with vaseline on it. They ruined my childhood

@deuceydee3506 2 ай бұрын

I hate the medical ads. Those should be illegal. If I were in charge of Hell, I would set aside a special area for the people who come up with those

@krustykrabpizza4328 2 ай бұрын

@@dry_strawberries😂😂😂😂😂

@mioafox 2 ай бұрын

How are the first 10 seconds so perfect already? The unnecessarily dramatic article about Ninjas hair, the assortment of clickbait, the indecisive hovering of the cursor before taking the bait and the clickbait article zooming in to become the video. Masterful.

@jelofisk 2 ай бұрын

Ive seen an ad that said “Is will rain today?” and its just a picture of a cat

@xXluluchanelXx 2 ай бұрын

the "relationships are happier when the woman is more attractive" thing is so infuriating. surely it can't be that people who might have bonded on something other than strictly looks might have a deeper and more solid connection than people dating on looks alone. couldn't be that. (and I will note, there's a reason people never refer to the reverse, because they basically treat it like an anomaly that 'doesn't really happen'.)

@elisecode2212 2 ай бұрын

Right, like wouldn’t a “less attractive” woman “make up for it” in other ways and that would make the man happy? No mention of that

@kermitthefrog5446 2 ай бұрын

it could also be that men value looks more than women, so they'd be happier in a relationship with a pretty woman rather than a less attractive one. i've seen a lot of women date unattractive men and be okay with it, but i've never seen a dude date an unattractive women and be okay with it.

@katesszz 2 ай бұрын

Personally I think there are a lot of factors involved. I think a big one is that so many women have very low self esteem and they believe that they need to find an "ugly man" so they can be more on their "level" which is really sad. Obviously everyone deserves love but it's just sad that that has to be a reason. Another reason I think is because women just don't value looks as strongly as men do. Personally, if a guy checks all my boxes except being physically attractive I would be more than happy to be with him anyway and I think many women would feel the same. Its not that men ONLY value looks, but I just personally think it's leveled higher as a priority for them. Maybe it's evolutionary, who knows. But there is definitely some truth to the whole theory

@hippoman3814 2 ай бұрын

I've seen ugly women get in happy relationships easily, while ugly guys are doomed to forever be incels. I'm not sure you really just generalize a whole gender on stuff like this. Think it's a bit more nuanced.

@Wote89 2 ай бұрын

Hell, just from what we know of the study, I feel like there's a lot of questions about the methodology to not even get it to "huh, that's interesting" quality.

@011mph 2 ай бұрын

"How could she didn't know" had me crying for some reason 😭

@tunnelmannen 2 ай бұрын

I literally found out in the hospital earlier today that I have lymphoma cancer. And now I watch this and see 11:55. How?

@FleuryKaprizovFan_ 2 ай бұрын

Hope you recover well!

@crimsonstrykr 23 күн бұрын

How you doing buddy!

@bugabea4059 2 ай бұрын

12:30 anyone else remember the old game grumps clip of this

@Purplepentapus_ 2 ай бұрын

Damn, I never expected to hear about the "does Bruno Mars is gay" article again in 2024

@crisperstorm 2 ай бұрын

It's insane how many of these articles I scroll by on KZfaq now. "Horse gives birth to foal but it's not what you think" or "they called the police" or stuff

@I_may_be_insane 2 ай бұрын

I had that horse gives birth to foal one once and I didn't click on it but it does still haunt me every now and then.

@primequartz7292 2 ай бұрын

It's getting legitimately difficult to for me to search literally anything on KZfaq because no matter what I type the results are always like 30% graphic clickbait videos of gross medical conditions, sometimes with someones face in the corner

@pricklypinetree1314 2 ай бұрын

From what I know, if you click on the ad it just brings you to like this whole story that ends with the cops finding some medical chip (?) in the horse, and at the very very end of the story it's revealed that the whole thing isn't real and is a work of fiction

@sushilampa8287 2 ай бұрын

There's literally one that was a picture of a woman hugging a horse and the caption is "horse keeps hugging pregnant woman and you'll never guess who's baby it is" like huh?? I never clicked on it but YOU WHAT?

@Bruh-ob9mi 2 ай бұрын

@@I_may_be_insaneit was literally just a normal foal and it was a fake story anyway

@OphiLoveBomb 2 ай бұрын

12:25 is flashbacks to my game grumps era

@BakedGoodiesWithTea 2 ай бұрын

A lot of times the ads talking about "repulsive fat and ugly" people ate mainly talkin about famous women who are just aging

@nickhess1702 2 ай бұрын

I can't believe Danny doesn't know who Larry Bird is (I can totally believe it)

@masshole4133 2 ай бұрын

As soon as I heard him say that, I had to pause the video and go to the comments!? That shiz caught me off guard. Lol!

@primelover5920 2 ай бұрын

As a fellow brit, who the hell is larry bird 😂

@eddie_23 2 ай бұрын

@@primelover5920nba legend

@xylophone_8888 2 ай бұрын

as a nonbrit nonamerican larry bird sounds like a woodpecker species (no offense)

@sammyjones8279 2 ай бұрын

Ikr?? Like, did he not watch Sesame Street growing up? Larry Bird was the best puppet on the show! 😂😂😂

@jmonkey440 2 ай бұрын

Clickbait article: When you see these, you already have cancer. Danny: But I've been eating my 5 almonds daily!!

@jessirarara 2 ай бұрын

I love how "They found that in instances where theman was less attractive he was likely to compensate with acts of kindness like presents, sexual favours or extra housework." As if to say that "attractive" men are less likely to give you presents, care about your sexual needs, and help around the house...... in other words.... apparently "attractive" people are asshole partners? xD

@jmanpolo5611 2 ай бұрын

I tried to click an article that titled something like "person terrified when expert saw these eggs under their bed" I still dont know what kind of eggs they are, all i know is when the cops saw the eggs they couldn't believe it.

@sondpnichqfvd 2 ай бұрын

my least favorite of these is definitely the one that’s like “vet calls police after seeing horse’s ultrasound” and the picture is a human ultrasound photoshopped on the horse

@karissa-tkacz 2 ай бұрын

i'd call the police if a horse is pregnant with a human baby too 😭

@Vesperad0 2 ай бұрын

...the amount of times I have seen or heard something that insinuated bea$tial!ty this YEAR is concerning. The Twitter guy (which I refused to watch), those weird ass ads, merely looking up fanart of any character in a game that has ANIMALS... idk how any furry hater or whatever can look at a kid drawing a humanized dog with big ol anime eyes and think they're the problem. When the ones above are literally invading every space known to man.

@Xxth3_murder5cenexX 2 ай бұрын

@@Vesperad0 is your icon an aranara cyno?? he looks so cutee

@Random-sk6hm 2 ай бұрын

FBI INVESTIGATION REVEALS HORSE IS PREGNANT WITH HUMAN

@thebrad1134 2 ай бұрын

@@Vesperad0 bestiality

@KreeZafi 2 ай бұрын

Tbh I always just assumed the weird ads were gonna lead to viruses

@bammythegreat 2 ай бұрын

as a cancer patient, i do in fact have cancer.

@bammythegreat 2 ай бұрын

everytime i watch this video i giggle at that part like HOW DOES HE KNOW

@morsology 2 ай бұрын

10:03 Danny is so fierce, he doesn’t have a Mind Palace, he has a Mind Cannon

@sergeantemu8206 2 ай бұрын

13:11 took me WAY back to Game Grumps lmao, I will always associate that article with those guys

@jrob2430 2 ай бұрын

Both were read by a Danny 😅

@spookymary2752 2 ай бұрын

I was looking for this comment lol

@arsensoccks2668 2 ай бұрын

I WAS ABOUT TO SAY

@Darksk1ngothgf 2 ай бұрын

I KNOW I WAS LIKE NO FUCKING WAY BRO

@Axiser 18 күн бұрын

When I read that I thought of both Game Grumps and Markiplier making that reference while playing phasmophobia

@-brookebugz- 2 ай бұрын

The funny thing about the world shaking discovery of the green gummy bears flavor is it says it ON THE BAG. ALL OF THE COLORS FLAVORS ARE CLEARLY DISPLAYED ON THE BACK OF THE BAG

@julialairaschneeberger 2 ай бұрын

But isn't it green apple flavored?

@fivestarxs6914 2 ай бұрын

I read this article that said “Her dog did something that changed her life forever” it was a whole 30 minute read just to say that her dog was pregnant 💀

@martinchuma 2 ай бұрын

BREAKING: DANNY GONZALEZ DEAD DUE TO TOASTER INCIDENT

@themusicaljunkie37 2 ай бұрын

YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHO'S THE TOASTER IS MARRIED TO!

@katelynholmes9504 2 ай бұрын

HOW COULD LAURA DIDN’T KNOW?!!?

@salemfae 2 ай бұрын

DOCTORS HATE HIM? MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK

@bekakunkei971 2 ай бұрын

HOTDOG TOASTER!

@TheTree42069 2 ай бұрын

GREGS hate CLICKBAIT for this secret trick! *GUIDE TO BEING LAURAS REPULSIVE HUSBAND*

@ThatguyCamplaysdrums 2 ай бұрын

FUN FACT! My old music teacher is elementary school sat in front of Larry bird during her highschool years, she would always said his legs were so long and took up all the space near her desk

@urfriendlyneighborhoodgay 2 ай бұрын

wait thats cool

@Throatzillaaa 2 ай бұрын

15:24 i have seen a few other egg white hacks over the years online, and this one is definitely the way to dirty the most dishes.

@heaven_11_forever 2 ай бұрын

“who is larry bird”… danny you hurt me bad today

@SeanFerree 2 ай бұрын

Haha!! Me too

@delch016 2 ай бұрын

If you didnt know HARIBO is an ancronym. HAns RIegel BOnn The founder‘s name was Hans Riegel and he was born in Bonn (Germany)

@michelleb2722 2 ай бұрын

that's so interesting, I always assumed they were Japanese candy because Japanese candy is the best, and haribo sounds like a Japanese name. TIL

@meinenklinke 2 ай бұрын

Huh! That is some good tea. Thank you.

@froggiefaerie 2 ай бұрын

german company names are so funny to me, they’re always so uncreative but also clever (aldi, adidas, audi)

@Random-sk6hm 2 ай бұрын

Omg tysm I hope both sides of your pillow are cold tonight :)

@Random-sk6hm 2 ай бұрын

The same is true of the UK's biggest supermarket, British multinational corporation Tesco - who were so big at one point that they had a quarter of the UK's entire GDP flowing through their stores. The name is a combination of the first 3 letters of TE Stockwell (the name of the tea company which the founder used to sell at a small market stall during his teenage years) and the first two letters of his surname COhen. TE S + CO became Tesco.

@GracePort-oc8ei 2 ай бұрын

Danny we need a pony up daddy review now that you’re a dad

@mad_hatt 2 ай бұрын

We will riot in the subreddit until we get what we want

@meinenklinke 2 ай бұрын

OMG YES. When that tike is a’toddlin we’ll need Danny to be a horse.

@jamespusey7186 Ай бұрын

the thought of magic johnson writing ads calling larry bird's wife disgusting is so funny to me

@JaredTheStrange 2 ай бұрын

I saw an ad that said “Janet Jackson’s baby was adorable, but today he looks INSANE” LOL and it just led to a slideshow of babies. Nothing about Janet Jackson or her poor not-insane child.

@gabbidunlavy4832 2 ай бұрын

Dan Dan the mermaid man

@pecurka1 2 ай бұрын

Ne hes not@Alicex3552

@Roll_Rockin 2 ай бұрын

He is the most beautiful merman

@waternymph99 2 ай бұрын

There’s a button under your comment that says “translate to English” and it just changes the first Dan to “and”. I don’t know why.

@i.warrenhastings2526 2 ай бұрын

The point of all of these clickbait ads are purely to drag you to pages filled with more ad space. They generally link to articles with a less compelling spin on the named topic.

@Random-sk6hm 2 ай бұрын

Fun fact the name for them is a 'chumbox'.

@largepp3713 2 ай бұрын

3:32 the way that was actually a challenge at some point 😭 people would eat a banana and then chug (I think) 7up to see if they would throw up

@iqflash755 2 ай бұрын

Sprite. The banana and sprite challenge lol

@Vaguesto 2 ай бұрын

as a pagan living in GA, i was giggling. I didn't even know I was already in the process of retiring?!

@adelisa8936 2 ай бұрын

props to the retirement ad for choosing a completely unrelated image of a man wearing a kuffiyeh 🇵🇸

@wormwarning 2 ай бұрын

was gonna say!!🇵🇸 6:55

@GachaKelloggz 2 ай бұрын

Literally 😭 like where did religion come to this it’s a cultural thing

@-bugbite 2 ай бұрын

@@GachaKelloggz i dont think he knew that

@hozier_hoser_hoe 2 ай бұрын

@GachaKelloggz I think you may be misinterpreting that. It didn't seem like he was poking fun at the kuffiyeh itself but rather the article having a completely unrelated image instead. Also, like the other commenter has already said, he probably didn't know that it was a cultural garment instead of a religious one.

@layan7736 2 ай бұрын

Was looking for this comment🍉🍉

@bigdingus708 2 ай бұрын

omg these ads and worse are ALL over tumblr!!! i think tumblr execs have said that they're the cheapest ads to run or something like that

@Shepfax 2 ай бұрын

"Do this before bedtime" and it's a photo of a bar of soap that someone took a bite out of 💀

@dejus_e 2 ай бұрын

@@ShepfaxYou’re saying no one else does that?

@TheZeagon 2 ай бұрын

@@dejus_ehow else would one protext their teeth while they sleep

@irelandruiz5799 Ай бұрын

This reminds me of the "Horse Keeps Hugging Pregnant Woman, When Doctor Looks At Her Ultrasound, He Calls The Police" article

@ravick6940 2 ай бұрын

My bones feel squishier already.

@GSvXity 2 ай бұрын

This video hasn’t loaded yet but I swear to god if it’s a video about insane clickbait ruining the internet ima lose it

@jellyfishless 2 ай бұрын

has it loaded yet buddy..

@LillianaLobster 2 ай бұрын

Uh-oh

@sabrinadoot 2 ай бұрын

just checking in to see if it's loaded yet and if you've lost it.

@GSvXity 2 ай бұрын

@@sabrinadootit has and I did

@manboy4720 2 ай бұрын

i wouldn't recommend it. danny gonzalez is so repulsive that you will throw up.

@kristiannaday 2 ай бұрын

Lou Ferrigno does not in fact look totally normal at 71, that is a GILF

@AYVYN 2 ай бұрын

🤨

@l_on186 2 ай бұрын

"How could she didn't know?" 9:38 ... :((

@elibeeli 2 ай бұрын

MY HORSE PRINCE REFERENCE MOMENT!!!!! incredible work gotta love that weird ass game

@echoecho7162 2 ай бұрын

The “ugly man” in the thumbnail and at 4:21 is Thailand’s former pro tennis player Paradorn Srichaphan. Why they went with him specifically as their clickbait, I have…no clue.

@themusicaljunkie37 2 ай бұрын

Danny Gonzalez's Little Nutcracker turns 37, Try Not to Chock on a Walnut When You See Him!

@carnivault 2 ай бұрын

i was getting an ad of Shemar Moore with the title “Remember Him? Well, He Died” for a few months and when i finally looked it up, he was still very much alive

@caitlinclosz4350 2 ай бұрын

hearing danny say my college's name at 5:32 REALLY threw me off guard since so many people have never heard of SMU

@cachew2373 27 күн бұрын

Same! I had to do a double take lol. Pony up ✌️❤️💙

@Thatonecrunchyy 2 ай бұрын

"3 tips for squishier bones" got me😭😭

@vrpansy 2 ай бұрын

one time i got "researchers find long lost plane in iceberg - after seeing movement, they turn pale" and i did not click on it but i wonder what was behind there

@haleyc.3530 2 ай бұрын

It’s just a link to the full captain America movie lol

@DeathnoteBB 2 ай бұрын

Usually it just links to a scam or malware

@moogaboogaa 2 ай бұрын

4:22 ngl he’s actually my type 💀

@allin181 Ай бұрын

I feel weird that there are people older than 20 that do not know who Larry bird is. It feels quite strange to me.

@jadyn5062 2 ай бұрын

i remember reading one of these articles for my grandpa because he clicked on one, and he got bored because it was like extremely slow paced and you had to click some "next" button for the next paragraph, but he still wanted to know what happened so i read it for him😭 a dog was smuggling drugs into the hospital for a patient or some shit

@Random-sk6hm 2 ай бұрын

Puglo Escobar 😩

@dsouthmonster 2 ай бұрын

Imagine accidentally cutting your pants, and a gnome emerges from you

@casey3900 2 ай бұрын

happens to me every tuesday.. you get used to it :/ /j

@dsouthmonster 2 ай бұрын

What do you even do at that point? Does it just live in your house now? The sound of it scurrying around at night looking in your door or your drawers making little labyrinths in your house. Eventually, it comes out as you're doing something to bring you mice it finds in the walls as an offering, then tells you its name is something like Booboo or maybe even just Randy.

@casey3900 2 ай бұрын

@@dsouthmonster i found a hole in some walls in my home.. i think they live in my walls but they don’t show themselves until st. patrick’s day. at first it was scary, but my mom’s birthday is on st patty’s day so they join in and give her change they find around the house and help me decorate. they’re pretty good dancers too. i j wish i would stop creating them. i get scared there’s not enough room in the walls for them 😪

@leot744 2 ай бұрын

I'm pretty sure Haribos green bear is apple flavoured now. They stopped doing the green strawberry like 15 years ago or something

@db_rowan3701 Ай бұрын

It’s still strawberry where I’m from

@realoobi 17 күн бұрын

best clickbait article was one that had carl from the walking dead as the picture titled like “10 young stars who tragically passed away” and carl’s actor tweeted “i wish lol”

@luanacastro4203 2 ай бұрын

7:05 that "scarf" on his head is a Palestinian keffiyeh, a symbol of resistance and connection to their land. definitely odd that they would choose that picture.

@jinan199 2 ай бұрын

Exactly my thought like interesting choice....

@maddyocean5948 2 ай бұрын

they don’t stand for genocide i guess

@gongoozlebee 2 ай бұрын

came running to the comments for this ^^

@Random-sk6hm 2 ай бұрын

@@maddyocean5948 I don't understand why they would encourage a t3rr0rist state against vulnerable people who were murdered and SA'd, not to mention taken hostage.

@scrunkly347 2 ай бұрын

Yes! This is important!