Insane Dad Stories as Told By Comedians

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Like many of us, Jack Whitehall, Sarah Silverman, Hasan Minaj and Russel Peters have crazy, insane dads. The only difference is they get to tell the world about them on stage.
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@raaghavsaxena1174 3 жыл бұрын

"Do you realize you get 25% for just signing your name correctly? WHAT F***ING NAME DID YOU PUT???" I died at that lmfaoooo

@CHRF-55457 Жыл бұрын

same

@FS-mt5qu Жыл бұрын

putt*

@Embargo27 3 жыл бұрын

"After I die... die as many times as you want"🤣🤣😂

@ghostbravo7127 2 жыл бұрын

This is an Asian classic.

@lavie7358 2 жыл бұрын

@@ghostbravo7127 ik 😩😩

@Famiry_Guy_Ken 3 жыл бұрын

"Son, just try and get 50" 🤣🤣🤣😭

@dhaliazaid4479 3 жыл бұрын

"door handle for the bathroom" daaaaaaaaaaaaamn😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@baharkallaway4945 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@mugdhapillappa4684 2 жыл бұрын

the exact same thing happened on my 8th birthday too😭😭

@lowbird7947 2 жыл бұрын

Happened to my sister. She got new curtains for her birthday, when she was like 8.

@cooperpaksima3275 3 жыл бұрын

I’m half Iranian on my dads side and for my birthday my grandpa bought my sisters ice cream and told me my gift was watching their joy. Tells you pretty much all you need not know.

@seanisgone5413 3 жыл бұрын

Jesus christ seriously? Did you atleast get any ice cream too ?

@bardiamoghaddami 3 жыл бұрын

im 100% iranian and sry my guy but i got all i want at age 14 i even have a 162/202 bed and a mini fridge

@stoneg.barrow9991 3 жыл бұрын

Dude's other half wasn't Iranian; that's probably why. Either way, the parental dysfunctional bipolarized spectrum sort of went into itself, met in the middle, neutralized itself at dead center, and left the original poles of dysfunction remaining at the starting gate as if nothing ever really happened; so now it's a net-zero gain of absolutely nothing, and what this situational meaning is about to become now is one revolving solely and uniquely around how the home was built upon the Iranian experience only, apparently due to the fact that the mom thereof was anything but. And this, boys and girls, is why I continue to live alone to this day. 21 more years of this Never-Ending-Ted-Striker-Ritual-Seppuku-Warranting, and my framed commissioned act of murder-suicide at the age of 71 will have become effectively decriminalized some 17 years prior, during the Year of the Cataclysmic Death of the American Republic - 2025: Holy Fucking Shit, It's Old Faithful, Everybody; She's Changing From "Sleep" To "Blow"! There goes the neighborhood, And the entire continent of North America; All because of a Motherland-Fucking Caldera. I suppose that we're all going to be scared shitless When we all see "That's Armageddon" On that day, I can tell you. Who knew? Not Uncle Joe, apparently. Biden, that is. Not Stalin. Just FYI.

@charudhigiridhar4347 3 жыл бұрын

Wait what

@aahana1323 3 жыл бұрын

Run away

@nouraibrahim8051 2 жыл бұрын

'Happy birthday, no more birthdays. Go be president." HAD ME CACKLING

@oyedeleakande2593 3 жыл бұрын

I love Hasan Minaj but that "America was great" line in the 9th minute is the best!!!

@KonohazFinest 3 жыл бұрын

He's just not funny at all

@SDT_SNM 3 жыл бұрын

Minhaj*

@teddymeister95 3 жыл бұрын

@@KonohazFinest if you are not brown or don’t know the brown immigrant experience in the west maybe you won’t relate idk 🤷🏽‍♂️

@KonohazFinest 3 жыл бұрын

@@teddymeister95 I'm half black and italian what wouldn't I know about being brown. Why are people so sensitive if you find his comedy funny good for you I personally just don't.

@adammheisen4882 3 жыл бұрын

@@KonohazFinest then don’t share your opinion, no need to go to the comments just to tell us he’s not good, no one wants to know

@Pranav-ig9vv 3 жыл бұрын

Man russel's dad deserve an award. 🏒⛳🏆

@AppuAppu-jx7zu 3 жыл бұрын

Both of them are awards for each other

@kyabaat9806 2 жыл бұрын

Edit: deserves

@ecclesiastesThreeVerseSeven 2 жыл бұрын

Doesnt he!

@TK-yh4hn 3 жыл бұрын

Silverman with " when America was great". Love the way her brain works on so many levels.

@sandra2404 3 жыл бұрын

Hassan is just my favorite. You don’t understand. I LOVE THAT MAN

@yourdoinggreatsweetie5288 3 жыл бұрын

@@Naveen-tq7cg WAIT WHAT-

@sarah.s.flanagan 3 жыл бұрын

“It meant ‘Letter Home.’ But thank god he didn’t ask, that would have been so embarrassing.” 😆

@RudrakshaChandel 3 жыл бұрын

What does it mean ?

@whyareyouexisting7285 3 жыл бұрын

@@RudrakshaChandel i wonder.

@JMVExplained 3 жыл бұрын

@@RudrakshaChandel it's not embarrassing so she's exaggerating it "thank god he didn't ask"

@aviv6793 3 жыл бұрын

I used to have this Indian friend when I was in 6th grade and he was born and raised in India. I remember on his birthday he said that every time there is someone's birthday they wrestle to hit the birthday boy/girls, so yeah If anyone thought he was lying it is very true.

@oplog5299 3 жыл бұрын

Yep birthday bombs

@aviv6793 3 жыл бұрын

@@oplog5299 oh yeah I got they were called b-day bombs

@oplog5299 3 жыл бұрын

@@aviv6793 the older you are the more you get

@whyareyouexisting7285 3 жыл бұрын

@@aviv6793 they either slap your bum or back sometimes face depending on the ppl themselves. We used to hit our class monitor aka popular kid back in 7/8th grade and she was so annoyed aha

@kyabaat9806 2 жыл бұрын

No, it is not true for everyone, but your friends laughing at you being scolded, is true

@joughdough8528 3 жыл бұрын

2:41 f😂cking killed meee ahhh hahh XD

@heyysimone 2 жыл бұрын

"what fucking name did you put?!" I love russell peters' impression of his father.

@christinatyree2280 3 жыл бұрын

Russell's dad is hilarious 😅😆 no no son focus that would never happen!

@jaredrussell7148 3 жыл бұрын

Sarah Silverman is so raw and cute at the same time 😍

@yourdoinggreatsweetie5288 3 жыл бұрын

I-

@prinzessinwunderbar 3 жыл бұрын

The hard or loose story made me laugh so hard I think my neighbours will call the police 🤣🤣

@Agambada456 2 жыл бұрын

"son, you hit a new low" i lost.

@S1L3NTG4M3R 3 жыл бұрын

"Even the crying baby knows this guy is an asshole...." LOL

@fredrick6404 3 жыл бұрын

😂 I see Hassan I just floor myself in advance

@CaribbeanCitizen 3 жыл бұрын

The way I instinctually knew that Home Depot was on the right

@BaePlatinum 2 жыл бұрын

I don't have any insane stories about my dad as he is a pure Dad Joke Dad, but *his* dad was the manager of the Chase Manhattan bank that got robbed in 1972. That robbery was later adapted into an Al Pacino movie: "Dog Day Afternoon."

@edithdlp8045 2 жыл бұрын

Wow! Now you can tell your kids that story.

@robertcowan7610 Жыл бұрын

Now I've gotta pull up an app and rewatch Dog Day Afternoon, 😆

@kanedaku 3 жыл бұрын

The Red Riding Hood joke kills me everytime

@alimaboobakuru1503 3 жыл бұрын

"Bazigally" literally every indian teacher I have

@joeschmoe6664 3 жыл бұрын

Damn, the first joke was soo good, but the title kind of spoiled it

@jenniferuyemura1573 3 жыл бұрын

Not me having read the title and still not knowing he was talking abt his parents until he said

@valdetemuftari8730 2 ай бұрын

"He saw my vision board." 😂

@grassfedcharlie 3 жыл бұрын

I have no stories about my dad he is a sincere, non-weird, regular man

@fruitninja25ricketts50 3 жыл бұрын

Lucky you

@opticnation7 3 жыл бұрын

Must be nice

@Pikepaw 2 жыл бұрын

So your mom was the weird one

@edithdlp8045 2 жыл бұрын

My dad is not as weird but rarely ever speaks. He just doesn't like talking to anyone, he barely speaks to us.

@Shadow1986 Жыл бұрын

"My dad's white"

@mthayne1000 2 жыл бұрын

I love Sarah’s vulnerability. That’s the shit that helps heal communities 👏

@shaxnerd418 3 жыл бұрын

I would watch several movies about Sarah Silverman's dad at camp.

@Rose921 Жыл бұрын

This humored me from my period cramps, thank you so much 😂 ❤

@jer103 3 жыл бұрын

12:38 What does L/H actually mean? (I listened to the end. Letter home - if they had send a letter to their parents at home.)

@justincoleman3805 3 жыл бұрын

I don’t think she’s going to respond to you.

@jadeyu7197 3 жыл бұрын

Thanks

@MotaShotta 3 жыл бұрын

Someone else commented it means "loose/hard"

@eibbor171 3 жыл бұрын

why dads take there kids to home depot and then not expect them to get bored is beyond me home depot is hell for kids

@ghostbravo7127 2 жыл бұрын

I loved home depot (not exactly called that at the time but these days big business has taken over), but my father never took me, or paid for any of that. the possibilities for what I could engineer with all the stuff there was just so great. Lot of great creations that I bargained my way to in those stores, lot of time in my own backyard workshop and actual workshops later on once I was older. Decades later an adult me would take the tools back up and let the engineer out when I was building my prized car and fixing up my firebird and superbird. Not everyone is the same.

@bryanmoreno8166 3 жыл бұрын

Sarah Silverman gives me Gina from b99 vibes

@prinzessinwunderbar 3 жыл бұрын

Yesss haha I laughed my ass off

@tylerhackner9731 3 жыл бұрын

Hilarious 🤣

@StupiderWithAB 3 жыл бұрын

I just maid a video on why being lazy is a good thing. Maybe you should check it out. 🤔

@ieashawatson9550 3 жыл бұрын

Maaaaan this was toooooo funny

@urjitkapdi1664 3 жыл бұрын

That was such good story 😂

@vortiz3351 3 жыл бұрын

This is Punchy Kramer... 😂😂😂

@marlenathorvald 3 жыл бұрын

Hey if he was at a daycare the l/h would have ment loose or hard I worked at a day care and we had to track the kids bowel movements

@sirlongeorge3540 Жыл бұрын

I had an Indian friend in high school. Our math book had the answer sheet at the back of the book. My Indian friend’s dad cut out the answer sheets out of his books. 😮told him there won’t be no cheating! Your friends and teachers are fools. 😂😂😂😂

@nightwalker978 3 жыл бұрын

The Indian guy: I got 13% for my final grade Me: welcome to the squad

@izzatihassan1475 2 жыл бұрын

"baggage handler is, when you take a baggage and you punt it into the plane" ah yes that's how my friends 18" luggage broke into three with a hole in the corner.

@foxopossum 3 жыл бұрын

Focus, focus 🤣🤣🤣

@hopejackson1319 2 жыл бұрын

So proud of all of you. Happy New Year!!! Thanks for everything!!!!

@lt.reubenrozeyt5716 3 жыл бұрын

You forgot abou Gabriel Iglesias how dare you.

@lt.reubenrozeyt5716 3 жыл бұрын

@@abhignavijjapurapu209 In his show "one fits all" he talked about his dad and how he hasn't seen him for 30 years and the dad finally showed up at one of the shows

@ldbarthel 2 жыл бұрын

@@lt.reubenrozeyt5716 Yeah, but that story has a VERY different vibe. Maybe just do the "his picture is on the hot sauce bottle" and leave it at that.

@cassiusfelix2805 3 жыл бұрын

It elevates the mind

@emoticonfeliz2129 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I have brown parents and the last time they remembered my birthday was when I was like 12, now they don't even remember my age or the year I was born let alone birthday xD

@yemmyrox5469 3 жыл бұрын

I didn’t know that JP was a standup comedian! Lol... I’ll have to check out more of his stuff.

@kanedaku 3 жыл бұрын

Who is JP?

@yemmyrox5469 3 жыл бұрын

@@kanedaku it was a character Whitehall played in the show Fresh Meet.

@sevenswords420 3 жыл бұрын

Arden mall still littt

@kyabaat9806 2 жыл бұрын

I really want to know why the Spelling Bee kid's parents behaved like that!?

@dillonm913 3 жыл бұрын

Russel Peters' belt is nice!

@staciemohler4624 2 жыл бұрын

8:36 what a great dad

@danieljob3184 2 жыл бұрын

Don't feel bad, Sarah. I too was a literary 'late bloomer', it was what made me so good at image analysis. "Look! I found the missiles!" Me: Where? "There! See? Right there!" Me: ...those are fence posts. How - did you graduate M.I.T?

@wererabbit63 3 жыл бұрын

7 is an acceptable age to learn to read. It doesn’t mean you’re unintelligent.

@AlmostaFlipinSkater 3 жыл бұрын

It just means their parents are lol

@valerytrinidad7438 2 жыл бұрын

First of no. Not really and not funny(I kinda did laugh though) but yeah

@wererabbit63 2 жыл бұрын

@@valerytrinidad7438 I have a degree in elementary education. The ability to read is a developmental ability. For some children, that developmental ability doesn’t kick in until the age of 7 and that’s okay. We all develop at our own pace. It doesn’t make you unintelligent.

@mikooly69 3 жыл бұрын

Guest spot!

@ranjanachetia6229 3 жыл бұрын

Oh my land ,😂😂😂

@Fantom76Keyz 3 жыл бұрын

8:47 Sarah Silverman ‼️😎

@steviewonderland2630 Жыл бұрын

I love you Sarah Silverman. 💙

@sebastianhaney1425 3 жыл бұрын

I didn't know Silverman was so dam funny 😂😂

@Fantom76Keyz 3 жыл бұрын

She can be reallly funny at times .

@erikajoyal765 2 жыл бұрын

Wait what? You need 50% to pass? I needed 60%! :O

@sethbrooks8889 2 жыл бұрын

You must be talking about my Grandpa, he snored so loud for a whole flight, that when it landed, they cheered, because he woke up

@brykit1972 3 жыл бұрын

I had all those joke books.

@sharonwilliam2389 3 жыл бұрын

Damn 18 comments only?! I came here way too early that I usually do

@chavalonjaimes1680 2 жыл бұрын

😅🤣😂😂😂 home depoooo.

@tinishawashington9110 2 жыл бұрын

Baggage handler 🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍

@brayden_31 3 жыл бұрын

Only here for Russell

@gabrielle916 3 жыл бұрын

Representing #sacramento

@BernieSandersOfficial 2 жыл бұрын

I watched this video without headphones and the intro got me in trouble

@ioofmoore5940 8 ай бұрын

Sarah has to be one of the all time funniest as well as sexiest women alive!

@bresi4405 2 жыл бұрын

Funny Stuff 🤣🤣🤣

@Smulih_ 3 жыл бұрын

The intro sounds like phub intro at the beginning

@JohnDoe-le3yd Жыл бұрын

When u tell ur Asian parents u want to do art and design at gcse.

@JohnDoe-le3yd Жыл бұрын

Knew I was gonna come out of it crying. My hypothesis was correct. Asian parents tell you that you are not creative and you are an academic.

@longlivetheblackmamba2-8-24 2 жыл бұрын

7:28 “go be president” 💀

@Clarkgriswood 2 жыл бұрын

Starbucks, Wifi and three ways? sounds like one hell of a bitrhday!

@diegoatl9822 3 жыл бұрын

🔥🔥🤣

@jaycalixte8640 3 жыл бұрын

10:10 this is probably a huge flex, but I learned to read at 1 1/2 because I was a younger sibling and my sister was dead-set on teaching me shit. Also, I went to a place called Little People’s College, which was basically a daycare that taught little bitches shit they didn’t need to know for years.

@bananamayhem5742 2 жыл бұрын

Hassan Minhaj : he knew he won before the confetti

@user-up1ux5nu4f 2 жыл бұрын

OMFG 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@emilylittle1187 Жыл бұрын

You can joke about baggage handlers but the lack of them is the reason Europe’s air travel system is fucked up rn

@archivesofarda986 2 жыл бұрын

That guy in Vermont was Bernie Sanders :P

@rishiaman2288 3 жыл бұрын

what does L/H mean?

@NVDAbets 3 жыл бұрын

Letter Home. I would assume it's like an opportunity for them to write something for their parents

@rishiaman2288 3 жыл бұрын

@@NVDAbets oh

@szewal 3 жыл бұрын

She says at 13:53 that it meant letter home

@yvieoluoch66 3 жыл бұрын

@@NVDAbets This makes it more hilarious!

@sherylF5610 2 жыл бұрын

I'm thinking that the upright position thing is really about getting tidy for the cleaners and the next round of people. Obviously the airlines have learned that the threat of death works better than please put the seats up.

@username-pb9ui 2 жыл бұрын

it’s actually for safety, the landing is one of the most dangerous moments on board and if it doesn’t go well you’re less likely of getting injured in the upright position of the chair (you have to do the passenger safety position for crashing) sorry, english isn’t my first language but my mom is a flight attendant

@MotaShotta 3 жыл бұрын

Sarah Silverman has barely aged in the past 20 years

@nature19426 3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@tinishawashington9110 2 жыл бұрын

America was great!!!!!!! Where did they find these people there hilarious

@ayeshaali6060 2 жыл бұрын

HOW IS JOHN MULANEYS ONE BLACK COFFEE NOT A PART OF THIS??

@panashepanache3645 3 жыл бұрын

Third!!!!! Thats a First!!!

@jakestatefarm3477 3 жыл бұрын

47th!!!! That's a Bingo!!!

@wheezesinsilence4486 2 жыл бұрын

4:41 He's not wrong tho

@LEON-fk9kr 2 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHAHA the spelling be one

@milaburhanzai 3 жыл бұрын

😂

@peytonmcneill4388 3 жыл бұрын

I just realized Hassan kind of took that joke about toys r us and Home Depot from Donald Glover Special

@lightningdev897 2 жыл бұрын

5:42

@musicalmuskan4968 3 жыл бұрын

good ol' immigrant parents

@blaisea2652 2 жыл бұрын

American girls haven’t heard anything other than the accent 😂😂😂😂

@davidbarnes4742 3 жыл бұрын

First guy needs to keep his day job

@patterjak 3 жыл бұрын

Jack Whitehall ? My god he's terrible, but is very popular for some reason.

@jmcman6104 3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the exact same thing lol

@CantStopGazza 3 жыл бұрын

I had a straight face the whole time.

@akashdutta4406 2 жыл бұрын

13:00 what is L/H

@rhemarierennie5170 3 жыл бұрын

3:11 maybe he meant don't dye 🤷🤷

@sadiayousaf3167 3 жыл бұрын

What is the name of the first comedian???

@putrijoyceirawati2638 3 жыл бұрын

Jack Whitehall. He's hilarious. His anecdotes regarding his parents is always comedic gold

@elephantello1518 3 жыл бұрын

What fucking name did you put?!! 😂😂😂😂

@claudiaramirez9362 2 жыл бұрын

So you can pick out the door handle for the bathroom that's sad bro poor Hassan i feel like that would be the breaking point of your kid

@tyronefrye4706 3 жыл бұрын

Dad jokes always hittin wen done well dey kilt it respect their comedic genius gangsta no cap lol stay safe remember Kobe n gigi God bless BLM checkout The Main Squeeze🙏

@nathanc6645 3 жыл бұрын

Dude your language is on another level. It's like barely english but still understandable. Have a good one dude. ✌️

@tyronefrye4706 3 жыл бұрын

@@nathanc6645 I appreciate it pimpin stay safe out here