I put many a jolly rancher in many a zima in my high-school days.

I'm not a fan even if I reviewed a few. In the past, I was irritated by them suddenly eating up shelf space at my usual shops, but they seem to have retreated a bit. If anything the predominance of IPAs and Imperial stouts within the craft beer world irritates me far more at this point. At least Seltzer lovers still have variety in flavor choice for their beverage of choice. Seeing folks like the Boston Beer Company or Gordon Biersch putting aside styles they've done well for years to put out aggressively meh IPAs in their boxsets just makes me sad. It's been ages since I've been able to try a new Brown Ale or Bock that's wowed me.

Didn’t know it was beer I get these all the time

I love Hard Seltzer