Is Inspector Fanta Caught Taking a Bribe? TLA Visits The British Museum With Their Crackpot Security

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5 ай бұрын

Hi Guys
I Decided to get myself over to the British Museum, after the well publicised events of hundreds of artefacts going missing.
Once again I go in with naively high hopes given the global prominence of such an institution but it wasn't long before I was bought crashing back to Earth.
I hope you enjoy this one guys.
Stay Safe
TLA
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@factcheckersbranch 5 ай бұрын

Tourist's must come to this country. Look at our police look at our security and look at our government and think. What the hell has gone wrong with great Britain. It's become a third world country, how sad.

@clarksonclark6169 5 ай бұрын

Irony , all the foreigners from repressed countries tells the brits you can't record in public. you can't make it up!!!

@cassiusclay7362 5 ай бұрын

13:10 That white English security guard was also from a repressed country eh.....

@SIG442 5 ай бұрын

Instead of bothering with a man filming while standing on a public footpath, they should be protecting what's inside. They were not hired to harass people in public areas.

@bobnicholson6118 5 ай бұрын

So 1000s of cctv cameras are filming them but 1 guy with a camera they have a meltdown.

@Guccit865 5 ай бұрын

Someone worked out that every single person that walks in London will be picked up on CCTV at least 70 times.

@user-hx7mg8wp1n 5 ай бұрын

Thats an irrelevant argument! Everyone gets filmed hundreds times a day the difference is this gets uploaded on to KZfaq which a lot of people rightly or wrongly don't like

@jackwatsonepic626 5 ай бұрын

And that CCTV image gets Uploaded onto KZfaq when the police wanted to, don't forget.🤔🇬🇧

@user-hx7mg8wp1n 5 ай бұрын

@@jackwatsonepic626 what Cctv?

@sdinnz 5 ай бұрын

There seems to be a lot of SIA cards missing here!

@tkthebear984 5 ай бұрын

Fancy being barred from the British museum 😂😂😂 What gave him the right to do that 😡

@VulnerableAudits 5 ай бұрын

If bond was an auditor he'd be TLA 😂

@Cybertruck1000 5 ай бұрын

Meanwhile, whilst all the security are standing over a man with a camera someone is walking out the back door with the Elgin Marbles.

@tourettes4893 5 ай бұрын

Security, wandering around the public pavement, being weird to pedestrians... They have absolutely no business bothering anyone outside on the pavement.

@tourettes4893 5 ай бұрын

@Leidolfr Aye, but bothering people, not just interacting?

@tourettes4893 5 ай бұрын

@Leidolfr I actually don't think it is, entirely. But it's also not worth falling out over. :) Back in my 20's I ended up detaining people on a daily basis, and the feedback I received from my caveman legal team was basically: "Inside good, outside bad. Outside own all property too, but outside public place, without physical barriers".

@patrickscanlon1631 5 ай бұрын

The 1st English man as a security and he doesn't know the law

@factcheckersbranch 5 ай бұрын

That's because he probably took his exam with MITIE. MITIE being the corporation that fiddles front-line guards exam results. That why pretty much most security guards in the UK don't have a clue what they are doing.

@MancunianMrG 5 ай бұрын

The rank stupidity of security guards, never ceases to amaze.

@richardtheeighth4431 5 ай бұрын

31:06, using the word "buffoon" isn't an insult. It accurately describes the attitudes, behaviour, and appearance of on-site security.

@mprosecution474 5 ай бұрын

The more I watch these videos the more I get depressed about what this country has become.

@samb3168 5 ай бұрын

Pity we can't return the security to country of origin

@jamescloherty4451 5 ай бұрын

Why would they be wanted there....... Unless by their own police

@johndavied3448 5 ай бұрын

All those security men, pity they could not stop the thief's stealing all our treasure.

@knobrotknobrot 5 ай бұрын

That clown has no right to not let you in.

@pauljackson1981 5 ай бұрын

Badly trained Security once Again. Security firms must be getting paid millions to hire these Gompers

@allyup3404 5 ай бұрын

WTF security now have rank and he's a Colonel 😂

@Feverstockphoto 5 ай бұрын

You should request the images taken to see how they respond, also make complaints about their behaviour towards you because you were recording. Then go back and see if your complaints were actually dealt with through education of the staff and a change in their behaviour. If not mass audit with further complaints would be the way to! 👍

@johncooper3392 5 ай бұрын

Bad management always shows itself.

@Andysandymarsh 5 ай бұрын

Why on earth is that security guard wearing the rank of a full Colonel lol

@jamescloherty4451 5 ай бұрын

All that so called security and how many artefacts have disappeared ????

@joemassepoes7842 5 ай бұрын

Check the securities pockets.

@thelaughingauditor 5 ай бұрын

Exactly this it was about 700 but don't quote me on it

@camrs125 5 ай бұрын

Security needs to understand that outside of their place of work they have no power…not that they have much power inside…

@1chiefg 5 ай бұрын

What worries me with all these places in London is how genuine tourists who don't know any better are treated by these security guards.

@Finggy 5 ай бұрын

Tourist don't go around antagonising security guard's for no reason

@petermoore4785 5 ай бұрын

A "Colonel" from his pips .. in the security force ???????? What a joke!!!!!!!!

@Te-rt7bq 5 ай бұрын

Damn, Dumb Bubble Bees are everywhere and like fools they bump into each other making nature look smarter.

@marypettyfer4640 5 ай бұрын

We are Not a free country. When I was a child there was no security no barriers none of this just strolled in if you fancied a visit. I hate this being governed over normal everyday things. I miss the old days when our movements not scrutinised. I've heard police say on those programmes we will stop that car long way from home???do people not travel the Country to visit family,work because my family certainly do. When did it happen please anyone know,the police paranoia.I hate how it is now 😢it's sad especially for us older people who remember how it was.

@Rgtg3grvtvt2f3g4 5 ай бұрын

Yeah, what is up with all the security guards in the UK? What purpose do they serve other than to intimidate people and prevent people from exercising their God-given rights.

@marypettyfer4640 5 ай бұрын

@@Rgtg3grvtvt2f3g4 Drives me crazy

@claudeknight8516 5 ай бұрын

It's so obvious they all want to be on camera 😂

@sandervandoorn6671 5 ай бұрын

Clowns security guards here

@rickez3152 5 ай бұрын

has that sentence ever been handed out? the 6 months in prison for no sia license.

@thelaughingauditor 5 ай бұрын

I very much doubt it, I have made the point in prior videos that I have zero expectations that a security guard will ever get that sentence. Still, it is the maximum sentence none the less

@dannythedoodle 5 ай бұрын

@@thelaughingauditor6 months seems like quite a long sentance. I'm guessing that would be a term added on if security were to get done with something like assault while at work WITHOUT their licence on display?

@rickez3152 5 ай бұрын

so what is the max sentence ever handed out for not having sia license on display? I doubt any judge will ever give more than 1 day for a petty offense like that. maybe a small fine..

@rickez3152 5 ай бұрын

like i mean a person having the license, but not having it on display.

@davidlewis4804 5 ай бұрын

Since 1 January 2022, the SIA has not initiated criminal proceedings against anyone for failing to display their SIA licence in accordance with section 9 of the Private Security Industry Act 2001.4 Dec 2023

@EvenBigger-Brother 5 ай бұрын

Nice of them to bring out the exhibits ,a motley crew of court jesters on parade . taking their chances with Big boy and half pint not being behind glass, and the joker at the end with the cam back was a proper pudding .

@dianewilson2432 5 ай бұрын

Love being told what to do in my own country by people who can barely speak english...

@MrFookface 5 ай бұрын

@19.23 "I thought I was gonna have to chin him there" 😂😂 Like when you did sweet FA when they pushed you out of the Brixton council offices?😂

@MrFookface 5 ай бұрын

@Leidolfr Yea that one too! 🤣

@adrianbrowne7874 5 ай бұрын

"Is head is shinier than his shoes"! Great quote TLA!!😅😅

@PtolemyCeasar 5 ай бұрын

I've said it before, i'll say it again, the biggest security threat all these companies and institutions have is there choice of security, aka paying a moron/criminal to mind the shop is not recommended.

@carbonsiliconnn 5 ай бұрын

Some employee has been raiding the place for years, stealing and selling priceless gems and artifacts all over the world.....has a bank account worth 1.2 million and he gets found out.... and gets the sack? THE SACK FFS! He should be stripped of his assets and doing 15 years in Wandsworth nick. Though the Museum has stated, no matter how much he pleads..... they are not definitely not going to write him a good character and future employment reference as punishment for his crimes.

@MrAlanat 5 ай бұрын

You would have thought that the British museum would have professionals with a smart uniform on security

@ThePollaxtroy 5 ай бұрын

Has any English people got a job in UK

@andrewbrawn8864 5 ай бұрын

England as gone scary times

@RandomnessTube. 5 ай бұрын

Why would they put big open doors in public view if they don't want the public to see what's going inside? they need to call a new architect to alter their problem.

@stan-mk8je 5 ай бұрын

Seems they are understaffed as the police

@johnburns306 5 ай бұрын

No badges no talking

@OrlandoDibiskitt 5 ай бұрын

He can't stop you entering the museum just because you hurt his poor lickle feelings can he?

@coasthopper8442 5 ай бұрын

Moving stolen goods in or out of Museum

@johngreen6191 5 ай бұрын

The scary thing is that come another pandemic/emergency these security/SIA badge holders will be the law and order reps handing out fines. Great video. I like your style.

@davidthomson8260 5 ай бұрын

He's pissed that he can't do anything to you lol

@patrickscanlon1631 5 ай бұрын

3 or 4 ppl sent out to ask you what your doing and why and not 1 was English don't know the laws of the land

@1chiefg 5 ай бұрын

Denying you entry ONLY because you were filming outside sounds like discrimination to me.

@hughdocherty6430 5 ай бұрын

Taking back handers from unlicensed vendors, what a naughty Inspector indeed.

@philbeattie3978 5 ай бұрын

I am in wheelchair with one leg, blind in one eye and stone deaf and am grossly over weight. My question is, would I be over qualified for a job as a security guard at this museum?

@stephenaubrey8512 5 ай бұрын

These idiots come up to you and say you can’t record me,they absolutely want to be on camera.

@colinmacfarlane6838 5 ай бұрын

Good to see LA over 35k...he put me onto yardley ski another fearless auditor who has just jumped to 19.8k ...fearless auditors need our support 😂

@davidlewis4804 5 ай бұрын

At 11: 10 It's a Criminal and Arrestable offence for failing to display their SIA Licence whilst undertaking licensable It is a criminal offence to contravene the conditions of a licence pursuant to section 9(4). It is a criminal offence to not have a SIA licence on display whilst undertaking licensable conduct.7 Jun 2023 😮😮😮❌️❌️❌️

@ImpartiallySpeaking 18 күн бұрын

Any SIA security guard refusing to respect Uk law should be stripped of their accreditation. Haven’t seen the SIA Code of Conduct but might be worth checking out

@simonsharkey7017 5 ай бұрын

TLA wats the craic with the "Blue Badge" is theyre not any way you could find out where the HQ are for the blue badge and confront them on the non display of the said blue badge ???? keep up the good work makes my day watching your audits in my cab

@theDJtr1cky 5 ай бұрын

www.gov.uk/report-security-staff-or-companies Everyone who watches the channel should report online 😊

@AdMycroft-fb1eo 5 ай бұрын

They don't want to be filmed standing around doing nothing, or taking Fantas

@sciwriter1 5 ай бұрын

It's about time sia security learnt filming in public is lawful.

@jamesrawson6659 5 ай бұрын

The amount of security guards that came were like flies around shite. What I didn’t like was that security guard inspector who the hell did he think he was. Also the member of public pushing his mouthy nose into what you were doing. The amount of tourists that London gets and I bet there are not many without a camera. Enjoyed your vid TLA.

@topcat1358 5 ай бұрын

james - "mouthy nose" - Great wordplay🤣🤣

@jme9063 5 ай бұрын

Any chance of you visiting margate job centre. Some good G4S staff lots of rude G4S staff too. Rude workers too.

@thelaughingauditor 5 ай бұрын

Down in Albion.....

@Maj0rB00thr0yd 5 ай бұрын

Rarely does karma arrive so quickly. 🤣

@deanwallace4432 2 ай бұрын

As long as I live, I'll never understand why people think they need permission to record in public??

@robertwickes2117 5 ай бұрын

No wonder things go missing

@alechallwood512 5 ай бұрын

Now i know these goons are only security but surely they should be trained in something so simple as being recorded

@28johann1 5 ай бұрын

Incapable of being trained to do anything, i fear. I've seen more intelligence in pond life than this lot.

@kaynine1958 5 ай бұрын

This is OUR British museum, WHY all the security, it wasnt like that a few years ago....the alarming rate of security placed everywhere only let's you know, we are heading for something dreadful.

@clivewiddall3430 5 ай бұрын

It’s to get the unemployment figures down

@davidevans7797 5 ай бұрын

And maybe a few MPs own security companies (or serious shares of)

@marypettyfer4640 5 ай бұрын

I've just commented the same 😢so sad I remember how it was.

@kevintraynor4508 5 ай бұрын

Security are not always the brightest of sparks

@mcscootie 5 ай бұрын

Candyman, Candyman, Candyman

@Nellyontheland 5 ай бұрын

Definite "Nas-si" vibes from the short man with the blond dyed hair!

@grimmhead9583 5 ай бұрын

The modern SS is watching over the British Museum. Interesting and pathetic.

@Sopdarity 5 ай бұрын

Land Of Hope And Glory 🎶🎶🇬🇧🇬🇧

@garyconstant4234 5 ай бұрын

I felt for the bloke getting the ticket, he’s just trying to do his job and wasn’t there long but the vultures are always circling for easy picking 🙄

@davelordy 5 ай бұрын

@31:28 . . . . serious question for TLA, once you've captured these people's souls with your magic box, what do you do with them, stick them on eBay ?

@user-bl7ko2ip2h 5 ай бұрын

He was a stropy little runt lol

@user-nx8ii4ef7f 5 ай бұрын

Tickets? That is pathetic, who would know that??? £25 for Westminster Abbey too.....whose country was it??

@Cybertruck1000 5 ай бұрын

OMG...man with a camera. "Filming not... allowed" should be answered by TLA with "Telling me what to do...not allowed, piss off allowed"

@28johann1 5 ай бұрын

Indeed! It's become quite a pantomime. 'you can't film' - 'yes i can' - 'no you can't ', etc etc etc, until they get fed up and start on 'why are you filming ' - 'because i want to' etc by way of variation. It's genuinely funny.

@airwavepaul 5 ай бұрын

@ 12:50 what's with the guy wearing odd socks and funny slippers 😂

@m4rcmineh 5 ай бұрын

Power tripper....didn't know a random security guard can deny you entry for now unlawful reason 🤷‍♂️

@colingreer853 5 ай бұрын

Of course he can deny entry, same as a doorman can refuse entry to a pub or club for wearing trainers, jeans or not wearing a tie. Or merely because he suspects someone of being under the influence of alcohol or drugs.

@jessede1970 5 ай бұрын

why are all security gaurds not from the uk!

@cassetoi09 5 ай бұрын

Because he is in London, which has fallen.

@hassyg4083 5 ай бұрын

all UK is same, most are former asylum seekers or foreign students in security work

@Finggy 5 ай бұрын

Because the English don't want to do these jobs

@Finggy 5 ай бұрын

@M-se5of oh yeah, how come your mum does then

@pauljackson1981 5 ай бұрын

Should of got some Peanuts for the Security Monkeys...

@davidthomson8260 5 ай бұрын

What was with all the buttons on his epaulettes,he's security lol,not the commissioner of the met lol

@saorthoilmunro 5 ай бұрын

Big man is butt hurt cause you ripped him a new one in front of his wee birds.

@modgirl7242 5 ай бұрын

What job are they actually getting paid for apparently just to bully and stand around

@davidlewis4804 5 ай бұрын

@user-zm9gc1kt8b 5 ай бұрын

Them museum fairy's were trying to stick you with their fossil

@oflaherty903 5 ай бұрын

You must not film the security guards at work it may affect the benefits they are claiming

@frankgardiner5002 5 ай бұрын

Fook my best boots that the highest ranking security guard I've ever seen in my life a colonel no less and out on the front line with the troops 🤣🤣🤣think it's about time whoever teaches potential security needs to tell them basic laws such man with a cam

@terrancetexan5805 5 ай бұрын

Tell the blonde wash lady that her hair will look good when it's finished.

@matthewdkirkham 5 ай бұрын

They don't want you to see the thousands of artefacts that have been recently stolen

@gitmoholliday5764 5 ай бұрын

yes.. who knows he is scanning for the next tunnel to dig into the vault. 😇

@alexandramassey9258 5 ай бұрын

Like what?

@davidthomson8260 5 ай бұрын

See if that was a mainstream TV channel crew ,there would be no questions asked

@krystalgazer5196 5 ай бұрын

Why do they all look shit scared?.

@adiohead 5 ай бұрын

Because it's London and not a safe place🤣

@antonjames8589 5 ай бұрын

Made them selfs look like proper mugs that’s the only job they can get mugs

@JustAnotherThisDJ 5 ай бұрын

seems like your zoom also intensifies the sound in the area you zoom to is that right???

@sandydobbie1255 5 ай бұрын

The absolute ignorance of security guards and law enforcement is absolutely astounding !!! They are employed to do a job and haven’t a clue what they are doing, all they do threaten and claim they cannot be photographed or filmed !!! Thanks for showing the absurdity of these clowns great work allowing these to show how stupid they are !!!

@28johann1 5 ай бұрын

Well said. Imagining these idiots dealing with a serious emergency situation is truly terrifying.

@user-ud6ll4ji5n 5 ай бұрын

ha ha ha chin the little muppet made me laff. i.m a laryngectomy and i nearly got my laffin voice back. that was funny.

@CharlesDickson-nv2ol 5 ай бұрын

All that security and the still had massive amount of stuff stolen.

@bashkillszombies 5 ай бұрын

That's because they're all in on it.

@marklatimer7333 5 ай бұрын

Coincidence? - I don't think so.

@yardy1238 5 ай бұрын

I don't care if people think this is RACIST but why are these non Britains telling true Britain's what they can do on our land IM SICK OF EM

@Marius_vanderLubbe 5 ай бұрын

Hhahaahaha. If only you knew the irony of that comment.

@philipkeating8077 5 ай бұрын

Looks like Santa has a job before Xmas

@petehayward7478 5 ай бұрын

Well done tla. 👍

@grahamsmith6053 5 ай бұрын

why re you recording......why are you asking.......

@awhisperinthewind4253 5 ай бұрын

it's getting to the stage where there's more effing 'security' than tourists/visitors, soon it will be Papiere, bitte

@janepearson5802 5 ай бұрын

Its the same in all 3rd world countries

@pauljackson1981 5 ай бұрын

Mrs Magoo tried to stop you

@adeferranti4610 5 ай бұрын

Did you see all the pips on his shoulder 😅 he'll be commander in chief of the clown regiment Funny, l bet he took a pay cut just to wear them😅

@jamessmith1652 3 ай бұрын

Great vid as usual, I love your one-liners though I missed my favorite 'Behave yourself' I was hoping to hear it on that crazed man who appeared out of nowhere. May I suggest some similar ones you could use in future that can also provoke defensiveness from the numpties such as "respect the law!", "shame on you!", "you took an oath!" (Regarding SIA license). Keep up the good work mate!