12:34 when you're having a debate at a radio station and three guys walk in with guns to get their demo played on air.

6:19 Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin, and Michael Collins speaking to the director of NASA circa 1968

1:53 Einstein, when asked how his theory of relativity is coming along.

We're balatro guys, of course spend multiple weeks prefacing every statement with the fact that we are balatro guys.

5:09 my mom after she asked me how many snacks I’ve eaten today

20:16 me being deemed innocent after being accused of theft in ancient persia

That wee joker run hurt, it had so much potential

31:12 Me and my friends planning what snacks to bring to the party:

2:04 1800s doctors discovering washing your hands

The text the sick witch gets from her coven when she can’t make it to the devil’s sacrament: 14:59

16:23 the Men's Warehouse worker after I ask if I'm going to like the way I look

We're Balatro guys, of course we don't have any good jokers.

Call this episode impractical jokers 🃏

I love that Ace 1 2 3 4 is a bit that has never been forgotten. It truly is hilarious

13:32 7 year old me, when my Charmander hits level 16

this mfer really wrote jokers jokers ICANT

1:53 ravers when they run out of ecstasy

29:00 as someone who had a graduating class of over 500, there were tons of people i had never met by the time i graduated. And part of the reason for it is because theres so many people, theres like 4 english teachers and 4 math teachers, and 4 biology teachers etc, so 90% of the time you just never see anyone that isnt in your specific classes. I basically ended up being in classes with the same people every year because I was in honours classes and AP, but i think i could count on one hand the number of people i knew that were in standard classes. Our cafeteria only fit around 500 people so there were 4 different lunches, basically from 11:00 to 1 pm there were 4 30 minute lunch periods that you got put into depending on which classes you had at the time. Our graduation was so large that we had to do it on the football field, with all the parents and family completely filling the bleachers, and all of us completely filled the football field. I'll tell you it took fucking forever for them to call my name since my last name starts with a U.

You can do well in the infinite chess game in by having Kasparov play himself: The first day, have him play as white. The second you have him play as black and use his white moves from the previous day against him. The third his black moves against him. You'll run out of memorized moves quickly in the first few days, but in half a year you'll have his whole game against himself memorized. That might only get you to a draw, but with a very strong game. Having him mostly play against himself, all you'll need to do is find one move that Kasparov missed and it'd take

1:53 when my friends ask what recreational drug I'm bringing to the rave

41:51 me when asked my opinion on the color purple (they meant the movie not the actual color but i didn’t know that)

"I think we're cooking up something fierce" 30 seconds left in the video is hilarious

31:06 me adding to my chipotle order and then realizing my lunch is going to cost $20+

1:53 me when i am contemplating my transition

Me on a road trip and I have seen a gas station in 150 miles: “I’m guilty of thinking about E!”

NL buying both of the increased interest value vouchers and always going back down to $25 is sending me.

22:38 me when i drove to new york, in a van, with my friend. we slept in parking lots, I don't mind, I don't mind

No see, that’s the trick. US sports broadcasts have the ads during the game _and_ during commercial breaks every 5 minutes. It’s the best of both worlds when it comes to wasting the viewer’s time. Deadass, the first time I went to an in-person football game I was shocked at how quick the game goes without all the ESPN bullshit.

Haven't seen this many jokers in the title since he put the system on trial.

The chess game time loop thing reminded me of the ending episodes of the Loki TV series. I loved that show.

We’re Balatro guys, of course we haven’t read the boss blind.

Best run I’ve had was with Wee Joker and getting red sealed 2’s and playing five of a kinds and flush fives. Felt so good

das Amerikaner wenn sie call pokerthematischvideospiel “Balatro” 😂😂😂

34:05 he's like a translator for the thoughts I've been harboring inside for years

0:59 Incredible joke how does he do it

hi tomo

For the chess challenge, it would most likely be easier to find out how much it would take for him to forfeit then spend your days making that goal happen

With the way he laughs I sometimes wonder if he's real or some ai being posing as human. Either one way or the other, I love NorthernLion

My graduating class was around 350 and everyone still knew everyone, but you pretty much only knew people from your year, and their siblings. Anyone even one year behind basically didnt exst becaise they were lost to buffer overflow.

If I were in the Kasparov hypothetical, I would tell him that I was a beginner chess player and ask for him to go easy on me so I could learn enough to beat him, and assuming that dude isn't a major asshole, I think he'd probably work with me a bit

My high school had over 4k students starting my freshman year and then 6k my senior year. Graduated with about 1-2k students

Asking him to play other cards with his high card 2. Smartest type A chatter

The infinite chess game hypothetical is actually so profound.

34:12 "conversation is not like an escape room" wait till NL discovers introverts

so what we play high card so what we die on the boss blind

6:20 NASA engineers during the Cold War

My graduating class was around 750 people, there are many people that I have never and will never meet from my class

Man, I feel the small class vibes, went to a private school with 20 kids total, graduating with 4 of us.

Casually dropping the price is right 2010 at the start. I am sold

How many times/day can you play Kasparov? What time controls? Do you have computer prep? How old is he? Does he play deterministically? Do you have access to a library?

thinking you can cheat in chess against Garry Kasparov is lunacy, at best he'd be amused at your jokes and give you a pity move

Wee joker is OP, it helped me finally beat the golden needle challenge

odd days play white, even days play black, play Garry Kasparov against himself, for a 50 move game that’s 100 days unless he draws

Commenting because I really like the prompt: Id sprinkle laxatives in Garry's curry so he offers a draw, but I'd go nuts on the table and negotiate it to a resignation

We had 236 kids in my class. The classes before and after were less than 90.

37:48 what was that scream??????

we're balatro guys, of course we play midas + vampire every run

I would politely ask Gary Kasparov to throw, as it would remind me of my favorite Balatro streamer Northernlion.

Pain

I haven't played chess in years probably sub 1000 elo. I say it would take me 2 weeks or less. I don't focus on the chess game at all. First day: "Hello Garry, I'm stuck in a groundhog day situation where the only way out is I beat you in a game of chess. I know you probably think I'm just trying to be funny or scam you but what could I do or say to convince you that this is actually happening?” Rinse and repeat untill I get to the point were I can convice him of the time loop and then ask him to throw the game. Thoughts? Is this in the spirit of the question or am I trying to weasel out of it?

Imagine wee joker plus hiker

damien lillárd is insane

We’re balatro guys, of course we judge Boston after being there one time ten years ago

12:56 so sunk

I would think I could beat Kasparov in a 100 years of trying. I'm a 1600 player, so I would assume it is even worse for someone lower :D

Inb4 "Wow posted 1 minute ago and No Views? Fell off..." comment

I probably could never even draw kasparov in chess

We're Balatro, guys.

The egg joker

Me when im asking the class clowns how to play balatro

Magnus is the GOAT!

im the joker baby

We are Baldatro guys, of course we copy the same joke comment (we are blueprint)

We are balatro guys, of course we dont get a joker in the first shop and instantly fumble the bag

The creative team when they were making the original Suicide Squad

Lol, if you havent lost to a computer playing chess, you either dont play chess or you havent played since the 80s. Even Magnus or Gary are no match for Stockfish.

Ok why does he call ancient joker mouth

Hi tomo

Where's my less than 5 minute bros. Like if you're pogg'n on Balatro.

The urge to be a type a chatter after being the first commenter because somebodys gotta do it. Caught caught I'm cooked bro my ass really thought I was first.

based nl hating the celtics

I started watching this guys vids last week after buying Balatro, the comments and community are insufferable lol

Hi tomo-o

i love how he brings up a graduating class of 400 as an unfathomably large class meanwhile my graduating class was like over 2000

3:40 when I'm driving in Latin America and see something laying on the road.

My kasparov defeat strategy would be to win on time. Play the best move immediately, let him sit and think until his time is out. (If we're assuming there's no clock, I try to mess with his head in hopes he misses in a 6 move mate)

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blaming a loss on tomo...shameful

6:17 is missing an econ joker, 2:21 passed up golden joker for +1 hand size. Either I don't have enough respect for hand size, or NL doesn't have enough respect for golden joker. I notice he passes it and egg up so often in positions where they would be auto-buys for me.

first oh baby

Wow 19 minutes and only 1000 views bro fell off

You're making so many bad plays it's kind of making me mad tbh. For the first hand you should've searched for either a flush, a higher straight or a full house with those two sixes but instead you did the 34567.

37:39 me when I have 3 legs but the shoe salesman keeps telling me that you can only buy them in pairs