I couldn't believe it (Balatro)

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2 ай бұрын

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@Zalic23 2 ай бұрын

We're Balatro guys, of course we show up to the video immediately.

@birbeyboop 2 ай бұрын

@lontvany 2 ай бұрын

Dip in mama lizzys unemployment oil

@Zalic23 2 ай бұрын

@@lontvany stay at home dad! The greatest form of unemployment!

@jfacum24 2 ай бұрын

@@Zalic23that sounds like heaven!

@maxwilliams9774 2 ай бұрын

Borgalorg

@Bleighckques 2 ай бұрын

The irony of misreading the joker's name as "blindness"

@Tehpwnzmean1 2 ай бұрын

damn, i wonder if he noticed that minutes later into the video

@Mr4Eva 2 ай бұрын

he literally calls it that every time and I'm beginning to wonder if he has come up with his own inside joke for it

@Qyubij 2 ай бұрын

@@Tehpwnzmean1then continues to call it blindness

@bornonthebattlefront4883 Ай бұрын

I love that he catches himself 1/2 way through that run, then goes back to calling it blindness 😂😂🤦🏻‍♂️ Truely a 🥚 moment

@NicolaeHolley 2 ай бұрын

For future purposes, the Blackboard isn't asking "Don't have diamonds or hearts in your hand", it's asking "*Have* clubs and spades". So a wild card is fine for the Blackboard, even if the base card is a diamond, because it is *also* a club or spade.

@iainatkinson6686 2 ай бұрын

Not so. Hearts or diamonds in hand deactivate Blackboard. Wilds in hand count as black, through, yes.

@birbeyboop 2 ай бұрын

we're type A guys of course we're glued to the screen judging his every act

@brennanpetroff5668 2 ай бұрын

Me when he sold baseball card instead of just selling smiley joker and taking luchadore joker

@grit1 2 ай бұрын

Planet packs are guaranteed to give the highest played hand "Are we even playing flushes?"

@PlantBoy 2 ай бұрын

0:01 me when my newborn asks what game I’m playing

@techdifics6639 2 ай бұрын

@pinkertonbyweezer 2 ай бұрын

0:01 me when my newborn asks what game i'm playing and asks me what a game is

@purr_purr_meow_meow9885 2 ай бұрын

@krtar4199 2 ай бұрын

Petition to ask localthunk to change the image of baseball card joker to an image of egg because I’ve never seen a pitcher throw as hard as he does in these videos

@gabrielblyde2176 2 ай бұрын

@EricDiamond 2 ай бұрын

21:41 when I’m ordering at the drive through and ask for extra sauce

@LBandCOOLJ 2 ай бұрын

@dwntherabbithole9785 2 ай бұрын

the throw right at the end was the peakest shit imaginable. 10/10 this is the fuel I needed

@factsman162 2 ай бұрын

14:09 me when I'm a subsistence farmer and the seasonal monsoons are yet to arrive

@Subsistence69 2 ай бұрын

Im getting farmed? 😮

@joshavery 2 ай бұрын

@Ghozt5563 2 ай бұрын

@calebrose4296 2 ай бұрын

@Khatzley 2 ай бұрын

21:10 when you ask the tin man in the wizard of oz what he's going for

@arpd16 2 ай бұрын

Dude with the nebula deck but every hand he plays is lvl 1 is kinda impressive tbh.

@Oxxyjoe 2 ай бұрын

NL thinks poker is not an intellectual game, and therefore plays it fast and loose, and it's just peculiar

@imnashes 2 ай бұрын

@@Oxxyjoebalatros meant to be played fast and loose its what makes it special. he may take it to the extreme but its way more entertaining (to viewers and himself) and im here for it!

@Oxxyjoe 2 ай бұрын

@@imnashes I disagree. I think it is meant to be played with some card-counting and a considerable amount of thinking. You cannot win on higher stakes unless you actually do this. Really the big mistake that NL seems to make, that this video emphasizes, is for example he levels up 2-pair with like ten planet cards, and then seems to just completely forget that and try playing other hands instead. I know he isn't stupid, so it's instead that he isn't playing the game the way it's meant to be played. His badness is peculiar because like, chat doesn't Like seeing him play fast and loose. Nobody except him thinks he needs to play badly to keep up with some sort of concept of pace. I don't find it entertaining to watch someone make lots of mistakes. Sometimes sure because it's comedy, but come on. I didn't know this stream was all slapstick self-demotion

@vastonik 2 ай бұрын

@@Oxxyjoeyou sound so miserable lmao

@Oxxyjoe 2 ай бұрын

@@vastonik well, I am not lol

@TheJizel 2 ай бұрын

"Let's not commit to anything and let our jokers do the talking" Literally commits to 2 pair in round 2, lmao

@amrit6252 2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@levelupjoel 2 ай бұрын

Class A chatter spotted in the wild

@Con5tantine 2 ай бұрын

Peak NL. Forever the counter-thinker.

@bornonthebattlefront4883 Ай бұрын

He has committed to 2 pair since the game has come out lol

@admkbldwn 2 ай бұрын

NL takes Madness early, is driven to insanity by the run who could have foreseen this

@MultiChannel71 2 ай бұрын

When I was a kid, I had a fear of type A chatters. I was told that they felt no emotion, that their hearts never beat. But I know the truth now. When I see NL discarding a blackboard-enabling straight in favor of two pair, I have never felt more alive.

@RishabhSaxena-so6dj 2 ай бұрын

This guy plays overwatch

@ras0k 2 ай бұрын

just play the red cards bro

@MyLifeInAshes 2 ай бұрын

We’re Balatro guys, of course this is a “hold r” situation.

@juice17776 2 ай бұрын

NL after selling all of his mult mult and his score becomes dookie. *picture of guy who’s really surprised with his hands on his head*

@rollyproductions 2 ай бұрын

I really need to see this picture he keeps referencing

@patrick5122 2 ай бұрын

Watching him take the three of a kind joker while two pair carried was hilarious

@adrianfr05 2 ай бұрын

when you are x2ing the video to go to the real run of the video but the scuffed run you are x2ing is in fact the run of the video

@LBandCOOLJ 2 ай бұрын

Saw this video after the first run, and see what you mean LOL

@krtar4199 2 ай бұрын

@rhkellz 2 ай бұрын

the egg brain cannot comprehend a planet based build

@Roflgaming27 2 ай бұрын

"We really arent playing flushes" *takes high card buff* -NL staring at his 12 flushes played by ante 5 in run info

@MySpeedy777 2 ай бұрын

Double dusk into burglar is so funny man

@CrimsonUmbrella 2 ай бұрын

What a genuinely incredible episode. So many pog plays and fun work arounds

@cliffpuncher357 2 ай бұрын

Every day I watch I feel myself turning into a Type A Chatter. Send help my family is terrified of all the screaming

@colintudor66 2 ай бұрын

I finally bought the game and played for nearly 7 hours yesterday. I love it so much

@TheJacksonFaller 2 ай бұрын

take a shot for every time NL calls madness joker "blindness"

@rollyproductions 2 ай бұрын

Gotta love how he realises and the proceeds to keep calling it 'blindness' for the rest of the run

@williammitchell6254 2 ай бұрын

No, you will die

@julianng3797 2 ай бұрын

Northernlion

@Squatch_11 2 ай бұрын

I've never seen anyone throw a run quite like he did at 9:20. He was just fine, then he panicked for no reason.

@viaacosta-pd1tk 2 ай бұрын

Yup

@twin_rivers921 2 ай бұрын

“Greater it is to have ante 6’d and held r than never to have ante 6’d at all” - Shakespeare

@chrissssGrustman 2 ай бұрын

Get it twisted: This is my tempo.

@skell_ 2 ай бұрын

34:08 discards single card to avoid playing three of a kind, plays three of a kind anyways instead of straight. I wouldn't want it any other way.

@spamlikely665 2 ай бұрын

2:38 me when my mom gets a manicure on just one hand

@matthewre8660 2 ай бұрын

my brother in balatro, eternal jokers can only exist in the shop (no packs, no judgement)

@Oxxyjoe 2 ай бұрын

well, except in the new beta of the game, they do show up in packs now. Lol. so hopefully he doesn't learn just in time to get it twisted

@jacobrecht4099 2 ай бұрын

this was so painful lol

@X17xRJx17X 2 ай бұрын

21:41 when you ask Squidward to be nice to Spongebob for once

@Subsistence69 2 ай бұрын

Thank goodness he just uploaded, I was about to do something productive

@augustdahlkvist3998 2 ай бұрын

20:12 Me when I link to a random part of the video before watching it

@yujiyujix 2 ай бұрын

+30000

@ChubbiestLamb6 2 ай бұрын

"Blindness" Edit: Oh shit he finally noticed! Edit: nevermind

@gz7006 2 ай бұрын

24:08 Me trying to piss with morning wood

@kelzakdub 2 ай бұрын

the time stamp comments with me whens on this video are killing me, but this one made me actually laugh out loud

@nazurix689 2 ай бұрын

Watching egg look for eternal joker in packs while they cannot contain a eternal jokers is golden 😂😂

@theofficialkeanureevesyout6649 2 ай бұрын

20:25 When i’m a german citizen and manage to survive the horrors of WW2 only to be forced to live in the horrific conditions of the soviet controlled East Germany

@mt33205 2 ай бұрын

This made me laugh out loud underrated

@kelzakdub 2 ай бұрын

fine you can have a thumb

@aydengeiger3269 2 ай бұрын

@christian5256 2 ай бұрын

"Brother I can't scale" 😂

@ZachBonnell 2 ай бұрын

This game is so freaking good.

@frexistential 2 ай бұрын

That Madness run was an all timer! Great stuff NL.

@liamhendrickson7271 2 ай бұрын

Hindsight is 20/20, but last hand needs to be the selected 10, then 2 pair with 8s and 6s lets you get the mult from the two pair and enables blackboard since all the red cards are played

@johnEFFINGbarton 2 ай бұрын

This reminds me of my favorite book, I Have No Econ and I Cannot Scale by Philip K. Egg

@billyhelms 2 ай бұрын

Your Balatro content sustains me

@fermelo100 2 ай бұрын

30:36 me when i go to a tailor and he offers me a different suit than the one i picked

@YuckyRory 2 ай бұрын

Dude you are so sick at this game lol I'm learning a lot

@Pulleylube 2 ай бұрын

Swinging to the fences this episode, poggy

@gab3x_554 2 ай бұрын

8:41 me when i'm in 5th grade and my teacher asks me whats the square root of 9

@hotdogskid 2 ай бұрын

Blackboard being such a thinking mans joker and madness being such a chaotic one makes for a crazy run

@harryblock_3826 2 ай бұрын

no way he sold the baseball joker. Im a type B viewer btw

@Elaydzha 2 ай бұрын

Said every type A

@Subsistence69 2 ай бұрын

Not anymore brother, welcome

@esmeecampbell7396 2 ай бұрын

@@ElaydzhaI'm just not a viewer anymore. He's actively trying to not learn anything at this point...

@samward343 2 ай бұрын

Let's go, no challenge, just good and pure balatro :)

@LWmusik 2 ай бұрын

Burglar + 2 dusk, legendary stuff

@maxwellbusse4711 2 ай бұрын

Don't think eternal jokers can show up in buffoon packs lmao

@jamiemonroe4144 2 ай бұрын

I honestly think Cerulean Bell is the most dangerous and obnoxious ante 8 boss. Shit has demolished so many of my runs before, good ones and ones like this where I barely scraped by just to get murdered by a card I can't use effectively.

@nakodares5982 2 ай бұрын

That was a very entertaining run

@ThaFritz 2 ай бұрын

Not playing the 2 pair as the last hand hurt me im sorry but im going type a on this one

@lurchEbean 2 ай бұрын

21:50 Has a straight that will trigger Blackboard Egg: We're Balatro guys, of course we discard straights to play two pair!

@impulsecdog4979 2 ай бұрын

HE HAD TWO PAIR AT THE END NL WHY

@bigspagheti4119 2 ай бұрын

We're Balatro guys, of course we say to let our jokers do the talking then decide its a two pair kinda run after seeing ONE Uranus in the literal first shop 😂

@frogwizard9580 2 ай бұрын

This video is a nice demonstration of how good blackboard is. very strong with 1-4 card hands

@twostepRMX 2 ай бұрын

That last run defeat was rough

@queuecueq 2 ай бұрын

actually a sick run

@al.bay24 2 ай бұрын

You cant get eternals from packs until the patch drops

@TheRealFishyB 2 ай бұрын

I came out here learning that Madness doesn't need to kill a card to gain mult.

@automatick453 2 ай бұрын

Flip man

@Nico-ff2xo 2 ай бұрын

What a run

@brendan9335 2 ай бұрын

The madness joker talking 2 NL: My names not frickn blindness. *destroys a random joker*

@maxwilliams9774 2 ай бұрын

Instant cookery. Instant attachment.

@rollyproductions 2 ай бұрын

Planetless Nebula Deck run goes crazy

@orange8175 2 ай бұрын

balatraddicts

@watchingaccount 2 ай бұрын

I feel like he didn't commit enough to trying to make black flushes

@CrabQueen 2 ай бұрын

Bro, HUGE econ W out here

@maestromarat6195 2 ай бұрын

I was starting to believe it's so sad

@jfacum24 2 ай бұрын

9:55 hi tomo!

@manolobrinks 2 ай бұрын

He doesn't know he doesn't know the eternal jokers only appear on the shop aaaaaaaaaa

@thaddeus1519 2 ай бұрын

7 hands with 2 dusks no bueno.

@jonathanhamilton5520 2 ай бұрын

So close with blindness

@FlagpiesTwenty3 2 ай бұрын

the first run was probably the worst run i’ve ever witnessed from anyone ever

@amrit6252 2 ай бұрын

22:30 are we even playing flushes the most? Has played 12 flushes, the most played hand type this run. Picks Pluto over Jupiter. 🙃🙃🙃

@A_Lily_by_Another_Name 2 ай бұрын

Persian diplomat recounting his inability to process what King Leonidas said before being kicked down the pit:

@isaiahbellammy3854 2 ай бұрын

It's just the way he buys even Steven over Green Joker that does it for me. True hero

@espicelmecanicodecombustio1632 2 ай бұрын

man blindness joker goes crazy

@johnathan_joestar_ 2 ай бұрын

HOOOOOOOLD (WHY didnt you Play 2 Pair in the End?! WHAT WAS THE COMMITMENT IN ROUND 2 for!???)

@Joe_Molotov 2 ай бұрын

Getting x20 multi, kind of an insane play!

@RafidW9 2 ай бұрын

Never let bro cook again

@brandonhaney2716 2 ай бұрын

I paused the video after he sold jim joker cuz I knew it was over. Came back later and he was holding r the next round

@kylerjordan9616 2 ай бұрын

16:57 i thought to myself, why are you keeping the 2 friend? then I watched as he drew a full house, I realized I was mistaken, understood my blunder. That's when he discarded the full house. but what can I say he won didn't he, and besides what is the telescope voucher for if not a flush build anyway?