Is Squirting Real? | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 190

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It’s a classic episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer and Bert gets right into the only thing on his mind at the moment: Squirting isn’t real. They talk about some weird fan interactions they’ve had and how they interact with celebrities they admire. They discuss taking chances on certain jokes, tough languages, releasing movies in China, and learning how to say very cool things in Arabic. Bert talks about how much he’s been partying during the Machine premiere, Trick Daddy, Drink Champs, and celebrities they’d love to party with.
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00:00:00 - Intro - Squirting Isn’t Real
00:09:46 - Awkward Fan Interactions
00:18:09 - Call with Steph Tolev The Squirter
00:25:21 - Busting Chops
00:31:01 - Taking Chances on Jokes
00:35:25 - Tough Languages
00:48:18 - Arabic and Google Translate
00:54:24 - Trick Daddy
00:58:31 - Celebrities To Party With

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@parlapierrot Жыл бұрын

I would pay good money for Tom to try and engage with Charo about squirting “Ayyyy Tommi, why you tell me this?”

@brentbrooks3664 Жыл бұрын

I demand another Charo episode

@ctdieselnut Жыл бұрын

You said the best part, the rest of the time id just be waiting for the topic to change lol

@ZennExile Жыл бұрын

Yall need to leave Charo alone. That poor woman has had to deal with Tommi for 50 years. Let her rest. Seriously, yall are some animals out here trying to poke tired ole momma bear just to hear her startle fart herself into a rage.

@VinnieWilkins Жыл бұрын

I want to talk about Hawaii

@D.Jay.. Жыл бұрын

I juan tu dalk about hawaii

@thebrodyyy997 Жыл бұрын

I like this bit that Bert is doing… claim that it’s fake til someone proves it to you live in person😂😂

@RassGurmy92 Жыл бұрын

Yeah just piss and you'll have done it. Lol

@Algorythmfpv Жыл бұрын

Except he's going to claim it's fake when it's done in person he's going to say "how can you prove you're not just pissing" lol

@MrBuketman Жыл бұрын

Burt is so dumb. Plus all they have to do is call Dr. Drew to confirm that squirting is real.

@KingCrypto25 Жыл бұрын

Cow tipping may be a myth but squirting is real Bert 😂😂

@Spacetime_ Жыл бұрын

Bert's brain is like a porta pottie filled with cats trying to get out.

@jackstraw4129 9 ай бұрын

And that is why Bert doesn't ever need to read social media.

@evanprotsman9623 Жыл бұрын

Comparing the realness of woman squirting to the myth of cow tipping is the most “Bert” thing that Bert has ever said.

@SatansSimgma Жыл бұрын

Another word for squirting is urination. So you REALLY just peed on that guy.

@H3H3HEE Жыл бұрын

Sex with Bert sounds dusty 😭

@seanromanowski Жыл бұрын

They did a study where women who claimed to be squirters had blue dye injected into their bladders to determine if squirting was urine or something else. They all squirted blue. Squirting is just piss.

@greg1685 Жыл бұрын

I've never agreed with someone than instantly disagree so quickly

@wolvw Жыл бұрын

It's Bort

@The1SSGrant Жыл бұрын

Squirt with Bert needs to be a segment. So he can learn 😂

@googleedood9721 Жыл бұрын

He just needs to watch some of those old Seymour Butts squirter videos from the 90s

@dtrainbcca Жыл бұрын

You have won the internet today with this comment

@The1SSGrant Жыл бұрын

@@dtrainbcca I will accept it graciously. Thank you

@kevincallaghan2705 Жыл бұрын

Wouldn't be surprised if this was something he already done on the travel channel lol

@tec5283 Жыл бұрын

Agreed

@Scoondog Жыл бұрын

Bert’s face when he realizes squirting might be real 😂😂

@YRNKev999 Жыл бұрын

I feel bad for Bert for not having experienced the glory’s of a squirter 🤦🏼‍♂️😂 it’s definitely real 😂

@dart757 Жыл бұрын

6 minutes in and I've heard my annual quota of the word "squirting"

@carson911 Жыл бұрын

Rogan miraculously made all these guys famous. I think the Rogan affect is wearing off before our eyes.

@newsrapper Жыл бұрын

@@carson911I think even Rogan is aware of that lately all his episodes have been doctors, politicians and scientist. Other than when people need their specials promoted he doesn't really have comics on anymore

@joshisajedi2461 Жыл бұрын

@@newsrapperHe just had Theo Von and Ali Saddiq on.

@Jabroni31 Жыл бұрын

Bert said “I knew Ramsey well, he died at 27” they look it up he lived to 47 😂 😆

@chelseainman4285 Жыл бұрын

Their dynamic is so fascinating- a case study in anxious (Bert) and avoidant (Tom) attachment and why it “works” but everyone else can see how unhealthy despite being “functional”/sustaining for a long time

@ProjektReaper Жыл бұрын

How have both Tom and Bert forgotten about Adrianna Chechik? Not only did she confirm squirting is very real, she offered to show them both 💀💀💀

@Mickey_Valentine Жыл бұрын

Facts :)

@Mickey_Valentine Жыл бұрын

And KZfaq ... " Sacred Waters of Kunyaza " in plenty of african matriarchal tribes , since time immemorial , men than can not make their partners 💦💦💦 reach completion .... they are shunned from the village as it is a omen of severe drought 😊😊😊 so yeahhhhh thats a lot of thousands of years that squirting is a thing

@newguy7860 Жыл бұрын

@@Mickey_Valentine It is just piss.

@crackthefoundation_ Жыл бұрын

@@newguy7860 Also Cowpers glands. Some women produce more of this fluid than others

@seanromanowski Жыл бұрын

@jacobolsen6193 Жыл бұрын

Oh yay another episode of “Bert yelling at Tom” haha

@brianquadflieg5578 Жыл бұрын

U forgot telling him how great he is to while laugh talking like a 3 year old

@S1X_Bucks Жыл бұрын

Oh yay another comment that bert talks a lot. We all know already dude.

@mikezmina5353 Жыл бұрын

@@S1X_BucksI love these episodes! Nothing better then watching two buds shoot the sh*t in a real natural everyday way

@beercavetech Жыл бұрын

@@S1X_Bucksyou must love this Brent guy

@S1X_Bucks Жыл бұрын

@@beercavetech why is that?

@mikebrown8251 Жыл бұрын

Bert dishes it out, but can’t take it. Classic!

@LonnieScott Жыл бұрын

It is beginning to look like Bert is heading for a bad mental break. Dude is manic as hell and all the booze talk lately is concerning. Bert, we love you! Please do like Kevin Smith suggested. Take time off. We will all still be here when you get back.

@alligatorwithanopioidaddic6256 Жыл бұрын

Its always nice to get an update from bert how hard leann came the other day

@codycornwell5329 Жыл бұрын

Bert with his 2 females he has slept with has made a conclusion like this 😂

@michael5654 Жыл бұрын

Right lmfao

@jaredpeck4815 Жыл бұрын

He's never made a woman cum 😂 kinda sad actually

@YuckNasty Жыл бұрын

Bert doesnt seem like a guy who gets ontop and puts in work.

@ryankelly5728 Жыл бұрын

my thought exactly

@ethansleeper6952 Жыл бұрын

Facts lmao

@BigWahly23 Жыл бұрын

Bret Krinsler introduced goose the band last night at the Riviera theater in Chicago. He was on stage talking for about 10 seconds before he whipped his shirt off, and I finally realized it was him. I then proceeded to yell the first thing that came to my mind, “Koolaid!” What a great memory. And he actually looks fatter in person, looks like the camera does not add 10 pounds after all.

@myoils Жыл бұрын

IMAGINE and just IMAGINE, if they had a literal doctor in YMH to ask these questions to

@Clinton221087 Жыл бұрын

If only... 😂

@TheSeakr Жыл бұрын

Imagining that Drew an interesting picture in my mind, that's for sure

@MitsubishiLancerEvo Жыл бұрын

@@Clinton221087if only, dr drew might know something about it

@GETmessedUPP Жыл бұрын

@Mitsubishi Lancer Evo 2015 if only he was a doctor..

@MillionairX Жыл бұрын

whos the doctor in ymh? just because he's called dr.drew doesn't mean he's a legit doctor... he got his start telling teen moms how to raise their babies on national TV. he's not the type you wanna ask real questions too.

@JRY17 Жыл бұрын

I love how Tom just glances over completely lying about seeing cow tipping like a true sociopath.

@kevenvillegas51 Жыл бұрын

I hate when he does that lol like you know he's never seen it

@ryandunnlives Жыл бұрын

Exactly, like I’ve only known of it from Tommy Boy and of course that’s just a ridiculous comedy bit.

@HerculeSatan Жыл бұрын

I don't think he was up to something. Lifetime WI, always an old wives tale like swallowing spiders in your sleep. But even I didn't know for sure it wasn't a thing until my 20s. He probably moved away and never thought about it again. You grew up just hearing that's what HS country kids did sometimes.

@semihazah0352 Жыл бұрын

@kevenvillegas51 yeah its only a 1600lbs animal that knows you're there. You're not push that animal over even if it was sleeping

@xCLIPxGODx Жыл бұрын

He's only doing it to go against Bart. It makes bart spiral out of control.

@anthonywutkowski199 11 ай бұрын

The last 10 minutes is the definition of manic creative energy, and I love it.

@andwill7145 Жыл бұрын

Can we acknowledge the legendary laugh in the background everytime they speak 😂 🤣 😆

@will2157 Жыл бұрын

Squirting is real. It's the reason we bought a waterproof mattress cover after destroying the previous one 😂

@randybobandy9828 Жыл бұрын

I don't think he's debating that the act of squirting isn't real but is it its own fluid and not just piss.

@will2157 Жыл бұрын

At this point I don't even care what it is 😭 🤿

@MrAberham33 Жыл бұрын

lol Bert will argue with Tom til he is purple, then another person steps in and says it's a real thing, and Bert does a 180 🤣🤣 every single time!

@AblinkinNA Жыл бұрын

Burnt is close to purple as is.

@MrAberham33 Жыл бұрын

@@AblinkinNA 🤣🤣 true

@jazzyg530 Жыл бұрын

"let's pivot"

@ukemisan1416 11 ай бұрын

The look on Toms face was priceless 😂 only Bert has that special power!

@ivynmark09 Жыл бұрын

I squirt, and I shall now refer to it as “Martha Washington-ing” 😂💀🤣💀

@TreyCole1 Жыл бұрын

The Martha Wash-ington

@jaybrown6011 Жыл бұрын

I like how Bert’s like squirting is fake then Steph’s like you almost made Leanne squirt and Bert’s like oh it is real.

@FredrickFreaker Жыл бұрын

Making Bert do the betterhelp ads never gets old

@Cyxz666 Жыл бұрын

I like how when Tom brought up that Steph was a squirter, Bert immediately needed Nadav to Google it to see if she was hot or not without realizing he already knew her. As if only hot women squirt 🤣

@JakeBarton-cw5ld Жыл бұрын

Just love putting this out there but you guys are both real entertaining and I really appreciate both of you for your work. Thank you for keeping it up and hope you both the best

@stephenhawkingsfootballboo7885 Жыл бұрын

Bart has Chrissy D's habit of being absolutely certain about things they are completely wrong about.

@theetravisbailscomedy Жыл бұрын

"tub-a-ware"

@skizz0tty Жыл бұрын

Yep, I've been with squirters and there is definitely a difference in flavor versus pee. Cow Tipping = Urban Myth/Legends Squirting = VERY F**ING REAL BORT!!

@MlRAAK Жыл бұрын

At least Chris is smart enough to pretend to be dumb about shit like this.

@StevenLeeStudios Жыл бұрын

lol but at least Chrissy is aware of being wrong just to be funny

@alideees Жыл бұрын

@@skizz0ttyit’s pee. Albeit extremely fresh pee so it hasn’t been sitting in the bladder long enough to taste like pee that has, it’s still mostly pee.

@ThunderboltMahoney Жыл бұрын

Did Bert do multiple rails before he arrived today? He looks as lit as a lighthouse!!!

@greatwhiteswag Жыл бұрын

Amphetamine salts.

@JamesLeeBuzz Жыл бұрын

No he's openly talked about how he's on testosterone recently, and he just might be doing too much, and he may have also been sober because he didn't laugh very much either. He was also sick with something which he also talked about towards the end.

@bluesing3082 Жыл бұрын

I haven’t watched this in a minute but bloody hell, Bart is way more aggressive these days! 😂

@marshallprotzman807 Жыл бұрын

Bert saying he has thick skin right after saying he can’t even read his own comments is the funniest shit on the podcast so far 😂

@michael5654 Жыл бұрын

And you know he reads them Hi Bert

@VinnieWilkins Жыл бұрын

I’m not fat, I just have thick skin 😂

@kyley9768 Жыл бұрын

God damn Bert, 10 minutes in and I need a brake, this manic energy today is out of control lmao😅😂

@Cyxz666 Жыл бұрын

I take solace in knowing that his movie barely made back half of it's budget and is out of any theaters near me

@Siile_ Жыл бұрын

@@Cyxz666 and that's just the gross, without including the marketing budget. Let's say this movie had a 5 million marketing budget (very conservative estimate), with a net revenue that's around 33% of the gross, the movie has lost the studio about 22 million

@slump26 Жыл бұрын

I got 4:12 in before tapping out for a breather Jesus fuck Bert 😅

@ukob Жыл бұрын

@@Cyxz666 35 mil with marketing so the break even point will be 70 mil and it was what 11 mil

@nojudgment395 Жыл бұрын

Sounds like a bunch of haters still watching😂

@mclovinsmokes3366 Жыл бұрын

I love how Bert just says random shit that’s absolutely hilarious 😂😂

@samtavakoli6682 Жыл бұрын

I'm still convinced Bart's never been on a train. He's the Milli Vanilli of stand up comedy.

@JunkBondTrader Жыл бұрын

yes good comparison. He got really big, but I'm not sure anyone likes him lol.

@samtavakoli6682 Жыл бұрын

@@JunkBondTrader comedians seem to love him, which is insane to me. I've tried watching three full specials and maybe slightly giggled once or twice a special.

@christianscacchetti9178 Жыл бұрын

“She’s super funny and she squirts” - Tom 2023

@inwardpod Жыл бұрын

Sounds like my ex… I hope she’s well 😭 Every time I pass a dog park I think of her stinky ass 😭

@adamweger40 Жыл бұрын

Bert has some real manic energy this episode

@greatwhiteswag Жыл бұрын

It's the Addys

@brandonball5971 Жыл бұрын

@@greatwhiteswagthose made me quiet

@HardwiredZ06 Жыл бұрын

his resting heart beat is 110bpm after drinking heavily the previous night.

@kajabrill2404 Жыл бұрын

Yep

@dmw1306 7 ай бұрын

Tom oh brother! Absolutely giggle my ass off when you are dealing with Bert. Lmao Bert is the best and he jumps around and you're right with him.

@yurrickhunt9707 Жыл бұрын

“What’s more similar Japanese and English or Japanese and Chinese? “ An actual question that came out of Burt’s mouth

@rickeyhailey2192 Жыл бұрын

I didn't realize Bert was such an emotional person. That's good I appreciate that because I get the same way.❤❤❤

@AblinkinNA Жыл бұрын

The whole squirt debate can be ended in about 30 minutes with some asparagus.

@dsfgbsdgdgfd Жыл бұрын

you deserve an award for this one

@googleedood9721 Жыл бұрын

Boom 👊🏿😂

@Ragingmark Жыл бұрын

this

@kareemsakr41 Жыл бұрын

Get this man a beer

@buckmclean8391 Жыл бұрын

Possibly, although women claim that asparagus makes semen taste horrible. So possibly it doesn't only affect urine, in which case....back to the drawing board.

@Aven9er Жыл бұрын

bart not believing in things is the same as him not believing he has an alcohol use disorder.

@impossiblegems Жыл бұрын

Or he is gonna die

@hoodratjkush Жыл бұрын

Couldn't agree more, he legitimately does think he's not an alcoholic which is adorable.. God bless his wet brain🙏

@franklinpembleton Жыл бұрын

He says all the time that he's an alcoholic

@prodbyklayne3758 Жыл бұрын

if youve really dated a squirter.. you know that Waterproof bed sheets are a LIFE SAVER

@Lloyd00 Жыл бұрын

The Korean school joke was one of Berts best. His black lady impression was spot on and had me rollin

@titustitandoomsdaytondc7311 Жыл бұрын

I gave a cow an extra 2 dollars for a glass a milk. Tipping a cow is definitely real.

@mictest12 Жыл бұрын

I told a cow to check the north pasture because the grass was really long. Cow took my advice. Cow tipping 100% real.

@titustitandoomsdaytondc7311 Жыл бұрын

@@mictest12 Hehehe!!!

@clicheguevara5282 Жыл бұрын

Ah man.. I know your heart is in the right place, but don't give them money. They'll just spend it on drugs.

@littlewigglemonster7691 Жыл бұрын

Tom is so patient.. Its legit like watching a social worker with a mentally challenged person, the looks on his face 😂 Dear god cherry faced asf lately.

@klippy2345 Жыл бұрын

He's got high blood pressure Lol

@TrenbolognaSARMich Жыл бұрын

And alcoholism

@jacobbackus5018 Жыл бұрын

Squirting is real. Lol. Just because you haven't experienced it doesn't mean it's not real. 😆

@littlewigglemonster7691 Жыл бұрын

@@jacobbackus5018 who tf are you even talking to

@WendiKoff 10 ай бұрын

@@jacobbackus5018You shouldn't talk too loud, virgin.

@ListeningAnt 11 ай бұрын

Also edging, handfull... your nascar add is kinda funny Tom. Lol

@beaubeckner7497 Жыл бұрын

That dude in the background dying laughing is hilarious!

@AJ_Productions_ Жыл бұрын

The fact Bert didn’t know people in Saudi Arabia spoke Arabic 😂😂😂😂😂 it’s in the name man

@og-red3665 Жыл бұрын

Bent crystals crying while saying he has thick skin, priceless.

@msakeeba 11 ай бұрын

Burt is just a lovable narcissist. Really cute friendship between Tom and Burt, great chemistry.

@doomedrunfromme1 Жыл бұрын

Bert is the funniest dumbest comic I know... not all can Bert, but it is absolutely real!!! 😂😂😂

@bobbytampavilla8649 Жыл бұрын

As someone who has been with multiple squirters, it is 100% a real thing. I've also tried cow tipping and just watched a friend get trampled.

@TreyCole1 Жыл бұрын

This

@michaelcampbell7904 9 ай бұрын

Who is the background laughter every time I hear him I freaking die laughing 😂😂😂😂 literally tears

@andyhanson2623 7 ай бұрын

“More hummus please” 😂😂😂😂😂

@dilly_bones2147 Жыл бұрын

If you can make it through an entire episode, you can make it through anything. Stay strong.

@reidhansen7030 Жыл бұрын

But the best thing about it is I dont have to.

@dimebagshane Жыл бұрын

Couldn't do it Brent was being a real cool guy

@taylordwatson Жыл бұрын

Bert sounds like he did this entire podcast with food hidden in his cheeks

@TendoTheDude Жыл бұрын

Chipmunk mode

@blacktie2331 Жыл бұрын

He probably did.

@danichesney1876 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@Mr.AlrightGuy Жыл бұрын

Leftover uncrustables for later

@robertreyes6613 Жыл бұрын

Hamster BK

@chicagobrs1992 9 ай бұрын

I lost my shit when Bert said, Let’s pivot 😂😂😂

@Vizhtho23 8 ай бұрын

Why do you think your grandparents or parents had that plastic cover on their furniture Bert 😂❤

@drivehard2395 Жыл бұрын

Bert thinking he can learn another language is the funniest thing ever.

@Askmeifigaf Жыл бұрын

It takes more than 3 seconds to make someone squirt Bert so you need to get passed that first 😂

@soundlysouth2962 4 ай бұрын

Hey.... keep up the good work, Bert. Keep chasing your hero, bro. That beast of a version of you. 🤜🤛 .......With that being said..... love how Tom just goes with all the ish Bert says .... "uh huh" ... "YEP" LOL

@AudibleVisibIe Жыл бұрын

Bert was really close with Ramsey.. Thought he was 20 years younger than he was when he died 😂😂😂

@yannikakapralli Жыл бұрын

Can you Guys do more Ads, pls? I love to hear them every 5 Minutes.

@YCWideawakeFinest252 Жыл бұрын

Whattarya 98? Takes 5 seconds to skip em, get ur adderall filled😅

@aj200415 Жыл бұрын

@@YCWideawakeFinest252no, it is annoying as fuck. They keep adding more and more and more. And the fact we notice it is telling that it’s getting out of control…

@YCWideawakeFinest252 Жыл бұрын

@@aj200415 i dont notice it, i dont buy shit from ads, thats a psycho thing to notice😅

@andye9026 Жыл бұрын

Bert learning about geography and languages of different countries is both hilarious and insane.

@noahharris589 Жыл бұрын

Bert with the sandals on has me dead 💀

@tb_233 Жыл бұрын

Bert trying to say boonk n saying boot instead is the best

@AlphaNarcGaming Жыл бұрын

Beers face is getting larger and larger every episode lmao

@austincopeland6177 Жыл бұрын

The fact that Bart genuinely got his feelings kinda hurt by burnt Chrysler guy makes it that much funnier 😂 💀

@semidivine47 8 ай бұрын

It’s awesome Christina and Tom are both snorters when they find something really funny. My older sis use to snort when she laughs real hard

@johnathanmunoz4352 Жыл бұрын

Bret is doing his “trying to get cancelled bit” 🤣😂😂😂

@bronsonrodriguez3310 Жыл бұрын

Bert sounding like a flat earthier 😂

@suncat5160 Жыл бұрын

1:30 - "Put it in the comments!".... Berts got some serious balls to even bring up the comment section💀

@evanprotsman9623 Жыл бұрын

Cow tipping is just Bert tripping.

@drewcookies Жыл бұрын

Bert tipping is FAKE (too fat)

@solafide.studio Жыл бұрын

😂

@austinhyer Жыл бұрын

Bert is cow

@dianau7612 Жыл бұрын

Well now I’m convinced Bert is R worded lol squirting is not a bit smh 😂

@Marc_Davila Жыл бұрын

First Tom reveals nascar is on board with 2 bears 🎉 and Bert being bert “listen here mother fucker, ima get to the bottom of this squirting business”😂❤ god I love these 2

@chaldeankurdistani2322 Жыл бұрын

Bert speaking arabic killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@augustkraus1389 Жыл бұрын

Bert catching Tom and Steph in a kids lie is hilarious. Tom you're so cool, we believe you went cow tipping!!!

@scottobrien1289 Жыл бұрын

Instead of one minute, Bert now last two minutes.😂

@alanamcfarlane Жыл бұрын

Bert: search how to … on your fave corn site. Lianne you’re welcome 😂

@gfamily5881 Жыл бұрын

"ME AND BIG FAT FRIEND TOM" - BRENT KERSHNER... IT WAS A GOOD MOVIE THOUGHT THAT LINE WAS HILARIOUS

@animalarmy Жыл бұрын

Bert is like the opposite of a conspiracy theorist 😂 He only believes in things that have personally happened to him.

@WKRP187 Жыл бұрын

Have a buddy the same way... Didn't believe in addiction, depression and the effects from it until he was miserable and depressed from trying to kick opiates on his own..

@robh467 Жыл бұрын

This was a great comment

@awhoot1 11 ай бұрын

We love our Bert! Wrong, right. Just love. But yes I’ve worn drank enough squirt to know definitely it’s real 😂😂

@BillyBoggle Жыл бұрын

Me yelling at the tv : BRO THEY SQUIRT 😂 WHY ARE WE MAKING PHONE CALLS ISNT DR. DREW IN THE NEXT ROOM OVER!?!😂

@jamesharris1094 Жыл бұрын

Hearing Burt talking about Goose and his moment with them really warms my heart as I'm getting ready to see them at Electric Forest this week.

@richardspears7045 11 ай бұрын

editor's laughter in the background is the best.

@DeadlyGaming97 3 күн бұрын

That dude in the background is rolling damn it🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@BillyBobThornt0n Жыл бұрын

Squirting is extremely real. Bert just isn't doing it right.

@SuperRockinRyan Жыл бұрын

He has never lasted long enough to get them there.

@cascadeblue7268 Жыл бұрын

Yea, its really easy once you find the raspberry textured spot and go ham. Hard to believe most guys still haven't figured that one out yet

@Neverwas_one Жыл бұрын

Squirting is real, they are just squirting piss.

@seanromanowski Жыл бұрын

@impossiblegems Жыл бұрын

@@Neverwas_onenope

@briefintroduction4995 Жыл бұрын

Wow he really never stops talking. Tom might as well take a nap.

@GotMilk8 11 ай бұрын

Would like a follow up on squirting podcast with Bert... 🤣😂

@johnherring450 Жыл бұрын

"Every night and sometimes two times a day".....for the last 3 days probably lmao

@FrostyJokerr Жыл бұрын

Bert coming in hot on this one. 😂😂😂

@cuttboy1985 Жыл бұрын

Bert deserves everything he gets, he brings it onto his self

@CraftyLemons 11 ай бұрын

Bertcrates, bertos, bertstradamus, a modern day philosopher.

@kikohome 10 ай бұрын

Well Bertrud....Tell squirting ain`t real to Adriana Chechik and you´re gonna get a shot right to your face in a splitsecond !🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@GenuinelyCurious120 Жыл бұрын

Bert: proof that life isn't fair

@moviesinolywood Жыл бұрын

Bert. It's real. It happens. It's not pee, but its adjacent. I've seen it several times. I've had it directly in my face. I promise you it's 110% absolutely real.

@andye9026 Жыл бұрын

Don’t worry he’s on board now that he learned Leanne can do it.

@deecee-EKOSI Жыл бұрын

It's possible piss pal 😒

@YCWideawakeFinest252 Жыл бұрын

"Adjacent" bein the keyword here😅 cuz its blasted in my mouth, and ive also accidentally sipped my own piss in a soda can before...not as strong as squirt, but ADJECENT😅

@reedusurrights2547 Жыл бұрын

@@YCWideawakeFinest252 why/how small is your duck if your pissing into a can in the first place

@YCWideawakeFinest252 Жыл бұрын

@@reedusurrights2547 did they delete my comment and the "duck"?