Bert's Blow Up w/ Ari Shaffir | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 191

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This week on 2 Bears 1 Cave we have Tom Segura and guest bear Ari Shaffir! They discuss language, how main landers partake in open defecation and their own human dumps. They discuss some Israeli behaviors, Ari’s KZfaq special, singers that fell from grace, and traveling in South America and Australia. They talk about how awesome it would be to be gay, and they discuss Mark Normand’s bachelor party where Bert Kreischer had a bit of a meltdown. They exchange stories about knocking things out of people’s hands, Tom’s kids and Ari’s hemorrhoids.
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KZfaq Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:04:54 - Open Defecation
00:11:14 - Big Dick
00:18:47 - Ari’s Special “Jew”
00:22:05 - Susan Boyle and Matisyahu
00:28:32 - Nude Beach
00:33:38 - Bert at Mark Normand’s Bachelor Party
00:50:13 - Knocking Food Out of Someone’s Hand
00:56:30 - Poop Stories
00:59:17 - Ari’s B-Hole
01:04:38 - Storytelling Show

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@jasonplougher5808 Жыл бұрын

Is it weird that I only watch the episodes with no Bart ?😂

@solohans4740 Жыл бұрын

I do the same shit 😂😂😂😂

@EverythingFizzy Жыл бұрын

Same here 🎉

@crowesz2662 Жыл бұрын

theres a lot of us lol

@user-nb2gk6ef5d Жыл бұрын

Funny and original

@mrjones272 Жыл бұрын

Same

@MrChalac Жыл бұрын

The "uuuhhundred percent" that Ari did after his Bert story when Tom wanted to asked to call him had me rolling. Such good timing on that lmao

@Bekz00 Жыл бұрын

I’m glad he did that too!!! Someone should call Tracy Morgen next time Barnt tells the pcp story

@salena2078 Жыл бұрын

💯%😅🤣😂

@thestraydog Жыл бұрын

Bert is that kid at every child's birthday party who tries to blow out the birthday boys candles

@clevermissfox Жыл бұрын

This is amazing. So true.

@clicheguevara5282 Жыл бұрын

My youngest brother was one of them. He wanted to open the presents too.

@caro1732 11 ай бұрын

@@clicheguevara5282 My youngest brother actually WANTED a present on my or our sibling's bdays. My parents shut that s**t down FAST. Lol

@wavecatcher2360 10 ай бұрын

Too accurate

@merrelmj Жыл бұрын

Bert telling the story is like Rick James telling his side of Charlie Murphy story

@erikanthes954 Жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@davidstenner3136 Жыл бұрын

Its nice of Tom to have one of the bankers from Harry Potter on the show

@judeau9151 Жыл бұрын

you somehow managed to recycle two old jokes and make one double shitty one. Congrats.

@GLo1991 Жыл бұрын

Ari works at Gringotts 😂

@elijahr0ck730 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 that's so good

@Ally.Cat.252 Жыл бұрын

Looks like a real life human rat person like the dude from ninja turtles

@Bikewreck Жыл бұрын

@@GLo1991 That's the joke he's making

@itznotayden Жыл бұрын

Ari hanging up on bert was gold

@christianscacchetti9178 Жыл бұрын

Imagine Bert treating you like that, interrupting you constantly and then if you’re actually are having a good time cracking jokes-he hits you with the fake pig squeal laugh. All while sober like Joe List.

@iblamegravity1 Жыл бұрын

Bert is literally Joe List's family accidentally bullying him in 4th Of July.

@KaiGuyy Жыл бұрын

This is one of my favorite episodes, Ari checking Bert about the story killed me 😂😂

@alang4190 Жыл бұрын

their chemistry is great. i like how they dont lol when they say something funny and just keep it going. makes it funnier. you can tell they’ve been friends for a while now

@michaelklock422 Жыл бұрын

Bert at the bachelor party really paints him in the shittiest light and im all here for it.

@jimysuave Жыл бұрын

if you have a timestep I can watch this but otherwise @lezmuz4105 has scared me away

@dhanks Жыл бұрын

@@jimysuaveit’s at @33:38

@reflection8578 Жыл бұрын

Yeah. I have heard a bunch of stories.

@Cyxz666 Жыл бұрын

because he isn't there to twist the story and lie to make himself look good

@chadchadchadchadchad Жыл бұрын

Once he ate the pizza, I would have killed him

@dirtyrandy2592 Жыл бұрын

Jew is legit a very good special. One of the best I’ve seen honestly.

@ovechkin0831 Жыл бұрын

I want what you're smoking because that's a wild take lmao

@ChewieOnTwoWheels Жыл бұрын

Unless you're actually a jew and love to self-loathe...this makes no sense.

@dirtyrandy2592 Жыл бұрын

@@ovechkin0831 Really ment one of the best specials I’ve seen recently, but I’ll stand by it.

@dirtyrandy2592 Жыл бұрын

@@ChewieOnTwoWheels Who you calling a Jew you Jew!!

@ssheeessh Жыл бұрын

@@ChewieOnTwoWheels I disagree. I had to do 10 years of catholic school and I found the special to be amazing. Pretty much anyone disillusioned with religion and the upbringing that comes with it would find the special funny, not just self-loathing jews. Mongoloid take tbh

@terriblepaulsey4904 Жыл бұрын

Having no Bert is like a snow day from school.

@hwholmes9683 Жыл бұрын

As Paul Virzi would like to say, he’s the worst.

@Cowpokehall8 11 ай бұрын

👎🏽

@charliec2966 10 ай бұрын

SO ACCURATE. That made me Crack up.

@SnapsCFB Жыл бұрын

40:14 Bert did not meltdown. 40:19 Bert admits to definitely melting down.

@guyledouche6039 Жыл бұрын

Yeah we all heard it

@braysway10 Жыл бұрын

50 year old man btw

@1Chatty2Connie3 Жыл бұрын

Not even joking here, Ari's story telling of Bert is fucking incredible.

@AdamThoba2 Жыл бұрын

thats why Ari quit the poscast. His is Incredible and hardly nobody cares anymore, no support no consistent loyality. I used too watch Skepitc tank until a few years ago

@Sniperboy5551 Жыл бұрын

Ari is a better storyteller than Bart is, he doesn’t even have to exaggerate and outright lie (as much as Bart does) to be funny.

@xndr_mrw 10 ай бұрын

@@AdamThoba2why did you stop?

@user-iv5yk4nr4q Жыл бұрын

Sounds like Bert is hitting peak addiction at this point, maybe Ari had a point with the whole Sober October argument...

@Sniperboy5551 Жыл бұрын

@yttrxstein4192 Abso-fucking-lutely. I feel like Tom only keeps Bart on this show to laugh at how egotistical and fat Bart is. That would be in line with Tom’s alleged psychopathy, but I’m not complaining because this is the only time Bart can make me laugh, mostly at him though.

@rickybizzness7364 11 ай бұрын

yes... absolutely admitted to cheating on, the guy has diarrhea of the mouth, and a chronic liar

@psytron939 Жыл бұрын

I like how Tom alot of times doesnt even finish his sentence and starts an other one immediately, almost as if.... He tries not to get interrupted.... He got so conditioned with Bart interrupting him all the time he actually changed his dialect to adapt.

@michaelortiz2588 Жыл бұрын

It’s very unfortunate tbh

@torstrasburg8289 Жыл бұрын

You should hear Paul Virzi on podcasts. He rarely finishes sentences, stops suddenly mid-sentence and moves on.

@acikacika Жыл бұрын

Woa, good catch. Man how obnoxious it gets when u have a Bert in your life

@drayofchilastra Жыл бұрын

Insightful

@sambbk7203 Жыл бұрын

It's yes I agree the outcome of endlessly suffering a completely domineering relationship.

@apatternedhorizon Жыл бұрын

I like this premise. Tell a story then call bert and hear his version.

@reflection8578 Жыл бұрын

Honestly, that would be a great show.

@AndreySomov1 Жыл бұрын

I thought about the other way, bout then realised, that Bread would scream at phone and mic so no one could talk

@Rattys Жыл бұрын

It's actually the same story he told on 2 Bears the week after it happened.

@mwdouglas3794 Жыл бұрын

@@RattysNot really. They film multiple of these at a time. That's why there is never many current event conversations anymore.

@Sniperboy5551 Жыл бұрын

It does seem that Bart is more honest over the phone, I guess that keeps him disconnected from the fact that he’s being filmed. He even finally admitted that he’s an alcoholic, we know how he really feels regardless of what he says in the podcast.

@Empresssss Жыл бұрын

Bert saying he didn't yell at Ari, being corrected because he did has the same energy of Chappelle Show, the Rick James episode. 😂

@nicholasdallamora1806 Жыл бұрын

ari shutting bert up needs to be a recurring segment on this show

@Last_Chance. Жыл бұрын

Uh hundred percent

@HeffewiezenDudeGuy Жыл бұрын

Agreed, but don't forget ..Ari drugged Bert. They both suck. Ari is the better comedian though IMO

@Last_Chance. Жыл бұрын

@@HeffewiezenDudeGuy me and my college buddies used to drug each other all the time. No big deal

@Sniperboy5551 Жыл бұрын

@Last_Chance. I agree, but I think that we’re in the minority who don’t care about it. I think we have too many morally upstanding people in their audience 🤷🏻‍♂️ I see people bitching about that to this day, even though it happened a while ago

@Berry47867 Жыл бұрын

@@Last_Chance. good one😂

@MattJavit Жыл бұрын

Bert’s the guy that buys you something and then reminds you about it for the rest of your life.

@takenbystorm Жыл бұрын

He doesn't shut up. He's like a machine

@Cyxz666 Жыл бұрын

kind of like Bobby Lee

@josephst.george7841 Жыл бұрын

Bert can be annoying but he he seems like a decent guy

@elizabethcosta5756 Жыл бұрын

.xaSWL?e LE

@seraph6758 Жыл бұрын

I’m going to start assuming people that trash Bert are all vaccinated morons. I know I’ll sh*t and trash people online, WHAT AN AWESOME CONTRIBUTION! 🖕

@MassiveScore Жыл бұрын

Bert saying "I self corrected" has the same energy as a kid with crumbs on his face saying "I didn't eat any cookies"

@billboardbillbo8538 Жыл бұрын

More like “I’ll be the bigger person and come clean, I ate the cookies”

@kjvmsc Жыл бұрын

right? the only thing Bert has ever "self corrected" is his posture after he lifts his right ass cheek to fart

@Sk8fordays123 Жыл бұрын

Pov everyone looking super annoyed when berts trying to justify a freakout over the phone

@DannySullivanMusic Жыл бұрын

totally dude. without a doubt true!!

@jellojoe00 Жыл бұрын

The real top comment had 2700 likes. It said he only watches the non bart pods.

@RedBernie Жыл бұрын

I hope to see Joe List on here or YMH now after this 🤘

@cpreid Жыл бұрын

List is awesome

@elguapo4268 Жыл бұрын

I'm 100% with List lmao

@Techn9que Жыл бұрын

Congrats on 6 million Ari! Some say it’s actually a lot less but I trust you

@txtacos817-3 Жыл бұрын

So say the special never happened 😎

@frakjohnson2494 Жыл бұрын

Hahahahahhaa

@samosmond2375 Жыл бұрын

Hahahah

@kurtstergar1042 Жыл бұрын

Lmao, that's funny. I guess not a lot of people got that.

@chiefkeith5641 Жыл бұрын

Amazing comment

@impossiblegems Жыл бұрын

I knew I loved Joe list and this story confirms it

@domingochavez2552 Жыл бұрын

Bart Christmas had a straight up Rick James moment... "I didn't melt down....I didn't melt down....OK I had a melt down" 😂

@18Callahan Жыл бұрын

Bert acting like an drunken, loud-mouthed big shot for the “thank you’s”. What a man-child.

@bluejams2834 Жыл бұрын

He sounds like an exhausting and annoying person to be friends with.

@gators9570 Жыл бұрын

@@bluejams2834sounds like one of the worst people you could have at a bachelor party who would make it all about themselves

@neptunium7121 Жыл бұрын

Relax, this is a comedy show.

@violentmeadow Жыл бұрын

$180 worth of Thai food - Bert was just ordering for himself.

@Cyxz666 Жыл бұрын

"I order 3 entrees because what if I don't like one of them?"

@marcusvalle47 Жыл бұрын

Dude spent under $200 for thank yous Gross

@S10W_ass_K150O Жыл бұрын

Opening clip almost made me spit redbull across the shop "BECAUSE IM AN ALCOHOLIC ARI"

@GoonsCove Жыл бұрын

I like how what Bert took away from the phone call was that he was right/ won an argument. When the whole conversation makes him look like such an alcoholic dick.

@firesidefire Жыл бұрын

I can totally see Joe List in this situation lol it sounds hilarious. I’ve also seen Bert throw some shade at Joe on Matt and Shane’s pod and he definitely seems butt hurt that Joe is sober and can draw boundaries. Hilarious man baby

@monsieurdildo Жыл бұрын

These episodes being so old only made me realise Tom got the idea to surprise Bert at his movie premiere from Derosa surprising Mark at his bachelor party 😂

@realMattGavin Жыл бұрын

Barts reaction to Ari and Joe is exactly the way I imagine Bart in everyday life. 🤣🤣

@delwincompton1178 Жыл бұрын

I would laugh so hard if Tom just had his drink covered the whole time 😂😂😂😂

@BennjkSyd Жыл бұрын

Two bears one cave that doesn’t involve bert has to be the greatest podcast going round.

@STSGuitar16 Жыл бұрын

I only ever watch when Bert isn’t on

@kristiskinner8542 Жыл бұрын

Welp this one definately doesnt fit that category considering the amount of tine they spent talking about him+ on the phone with him

@CoachTC23 Жыл бұрын

@@kristiskinner8542appreciate the warning ⚠️ time for 1.5 speed on

@kaygee893 Жыл бұрын

The whispered ‘don’t you ever say you ordered Thai food’ after the ‘I love you’ is why I love Ari more than any of them.

@Ben-qg6rj Жыл бұрын

Stop being stingy Christine, time to go to town on Tommy's scrum. Why would you refuse to comfort a war hero ?

@commanderjonson2610 Жыл бұрын

Lauren Compton is gonna sweep that scrum clean 😅 Christina cant compete

@JuanGameLeft Жыл бұрын

I second this

@tymoose8621 Жыл бұрын

Natural born leader,,,he deserves it

@jessejamesbitch Жыл бұрын

I guess she doesn't care about his happiness...

@dylanstorie8988 Жыл бұрын

amen

@lezmuz4105 Жыл бұрын

A one hour podcast without Bert almost entirely about Bert. He wins again

@EvoMonsters Жыл бұрын

But this time it’s actually funny lol

@InspectorButters4 9 ай бұрын

@@EvoMonstersand it's actually tolerable to listen to!! Bert is a giant manchild and he's sensitive like a pregnant chick, or a lil kid who missed his nap lol...... except the nap for him is just more booze

@cleepatron8billion210 Жыл бұрын

Dude Ari has the best laugh ever after Bert's like yeah I had a meltdown hahaha

@crazytomsgrom Жыл бұрын

"Does Ari love me?" I died. lmfao

@peds8345 Жыл бұрын

Bert REALLY needs Ari as a friend. He seems like the only guy that Bert can't fib with. lolllll

@oGiezi Жыл бұрын

Right? He calls him out immediately

@leonabug619 Жыл бұрын

Oh sure, everyone needs a friend to drug them like Ari.

@jennifermccollum6455 10 ай бұрын

And knock your shit out of your hands. And talk shit about you on your own podcast.

@DuffMan1024 Жыл бұрын

Bert getting the Thai food for everyone is more about everyone seeing that HE BOUGHT the Thai food for everyone. And when they get the pizza, it takes the light away from him and what he ‘did for his friends’.

@impossiblegems Жыл бұрын

Exactly and the fact that he took it upon himself to make the choice for grown men what they should eat- sorry but it’s why I like Joe- good for Joe for standing up to Bert - people underestimate Joe because he doesn’t seem like an alpha but he is

@kalikiter1 Жыл бұрын

@@impossiblegems he’s alpha as fuck dawg. Joe shoulda triangled Burt when he got mouthy.

@jasonoconner7863 Жыл бұрын

Yuck! You nailed it.

@Rattys Жыл бұрын

This wasn't a business meeting, it was a group of old guy friends. Rich old guy friends. They pay for each other's meals/vacations/cars regularly. When someone says they are treating everyone, that is who is paying that night. There's nothing wrong with not liking Thai and ordering your own food, but you don't order food for everyone. All guys understand this, unless they have no friends, or no money.

@goobiiguy Жыл бұрын

@@impossiblegemslose the alpha bullshit

@ripF5C Жыл бұрын

Literally one of the best Episodes of 2 Bears I've ever seen

@GoonsCove Жыл бұрын

Watching episodes without Bert is like sitting at the grown up table at a family gathering, you still get to make fun of the kids but you dont have to listen to them.

@kwais616 Жыл бұрын

Bert sounded like a 10 year old in that whole story.

@goaway3717 Жыл бұрын

And these are his FRIENDS!

@plebiansociety Жыл бұрын

You figured out parenthood. Raising a toddler is like being the sober friend of that one really drunk asshole.

@alecpetsikas4985 Жыл бұрын

Joe list on two bears would be great!

@jaclynbrown7832 Жыл бұрын

Tom and Bert are Legit besties fr.

@gerardbyrnes7529 Жыл бұрын

Bert has some serious Don Vito from Viva La Bam vibes when he gets excited.

@davidfaustino4476 Жыл бұрын

Yes. He gets cranky when the booze starts wearing off. That's how alcoholics behave.

@Freddy_v Жыл бұрын

Every Monday begins anxiously hoping when I open KZfaq that Bert’s face has been replaced by a thumbnail of quite literally anyone else…. Thank GOD

@marywyman6026 Жыл бұрын

I could feel Tom’s excitement when Bert answers the phone 😂

@invaderjimm8422 Жыл бұрын

I love how honest Bert actually was about the situation, and Ari is always so great!

@davidfaustino4476 Жыл бұрын

Bert. Drinks 32oz of kool aid in the morning because its "juice". Calles ANYONE ELSES pallet that of a 12 year old.

@huemungus69 Жыл бұрын

Bert requiring that people thank him, only adds to why everyone hates him. The only reason anyone acts like they are his friend is because they feel sorry for him.

@Cyxz666 Жыл бұрын

I think more people act like his friend for their own benefits, riding the coattails that ride the coattails of Rogan

@VirginiaWolf88 Жыл бұрын

Bert ate pizza later. Lol. 😂

@Joogsy4560 Жыл бұрын

Funniest part of Berts movie was the graffiti saying “Tom is fat” and when Bert references Tom as “my big fat friend Tom” 😂 S’good

@Daveyjokes Жыл бұрын

Dude this episode was recorded months ago 😂😂😂😂 they went deep in the vault for this one

@Poopballss Жыл бұрын

I thought the same thing because of Ari’s hair. What was good with that anyways?

@sidinator3000 Жыл бұрын

Noticed that too.

@jamesholeman7594 Жыл бұрын

Nadav probably lost the flash drive at poker and just now got it back

@rolandroot8772 Жыл бұрын

CAN WE FINALLY GET JOE LIST ON YMH OR 2 BEARS!!!????!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!

@teter9900 Жыл бұрын

Ari’s special is probably one of the best complete specials I’ve ever heard

@redherring1963 Жыл бұрын

Hi Ari

@muyspicypepper8258 Жыл бұрын

Tom Said to Ari about knocking things out of hands "there are some people you can't do it to" definitely referring to himself 😂😂

@KevinBrown-zx6ti Жыл бұрын

Anyone know who that story was about - the comic Derosa hit the notebook out of their hands? Maybe Joe List again b/c Ari said "who we were talking about earlier"

@andrewodonnell8459 Жыл бұрын

@@KevinBrown-zx6tiRick Glassman

@johnroy7784 Жыл бұрын

I was really feeling down today but starting this podcast already cheered me up!

@seanoreilly1832 Жыл бұрын

Jew is legit. It's the best stand up special I have seen. Technically brilliant, and most importantly funny. Ari is one of the best stand ups on earth and i owe him an apology for criticizing him so much from his podcast appearances

@infin1ty850 6 күн бұрын

Holy shit, this was one of the best podcasts I've seen with both Tom and Ari. I never wanted to admit that Bert might be a problem, but he definitely is for this show.

@xlnyc77 Жыл бұрын

it's going to be nice to see the same guest on EVERY YMH show but staggered over a few weeks

@rogaru Жыл бұрын

Don't peel back the curtain man

@HisHowliness Жыл бұрын

Like Tarrantino, David Cross, Ryan Holliday and Huberman? Loved their YMH episodes.

@FrameandGame Жыл бұрын

@@HisHowliness Yeah but Ari is a piece of shit that most people don't want to see but Tom and Christina choose to remain friends with him even though he's an alcoholic narcissitic druggie abuser.

@BobWeave Жыл бұрын

Yeah it’s dope

@timthornbury-sm6uv Жыл бұрын

This is a great podcast!!! Tom and Ari work great together.

@treignsinblood Жыл бұрын

Joe List is the best comedian involved In this episode

@michellelangstaff-tv6oc Жыл бұрын

😅

@cpreid Жыл бұрын

Precisely. 🎯

@rickylewis7607 Жыл бұрын

Bert and mark normands bachelor party 😂😂😂

@MikeH7186 Жыл бұрын

Ari's theory is totally accurate. I was sitting at a red light yesterday at 7:30 am. Car goes through the red light because no oncoming traffic. I go "huh, that was illegal". Moment later, another car makes an illegal left turn at the red. Moment after that, a third car runs the red light after watching the previous two. Point is, there is a limit to how many people will watch something happen before they go fuck it and do it themselves. I know this because if there hadn't been cars blocking my path, I was considering being #4.

@Bittamin Жыл бұрын

Stay strong king. There’s lots of cool guys out there, you don’t gotta join their club 🎉

@papa_pt Жыл бұрын

@@Bittaminimagine you're at the country crossroads. High noon, no one around for miles in any direction. BUT you're stuck at a red light that hasn't changed in a while. What u gonna do?

@neighborbruce Жыл бұрын

@@papa_pti'd start checking for red light cams 😂

@timothyalan34 Жыл бұрын

Fuck signs, we're human beings. Gauge the situation and do what makes the most sense. I watched a dude almost piss himself at Starbucks because there were two single-person bathrooms and the one with a men's sign was occupied. I asked why he wouldn't use the women's since it looked like an emergency and he couldn't even answer. "No turn on red." Says who, this inanimate object? Are there cars or cameras? Fuck you, turn anyway

@robdubent Жыл бұрын

@@neighborbrucethis

@michaels.2936 Жыл бұрын

Susan Boyle looks like she could be Shane Gillis’s mom.

@efrengonzalez8436 Жыл бұрын

Or fortune feimsters sister or something

@brianchacon6208 Жыл бұрын

Bart hates when ari has the truth against him! Ari should have dosed bert AGAIN!!😂😂

@saultbauls Жыл бұрын

Ari's special was incredible. I've watched it at least 4 times now.

@Thomas88. Жыл бұрын

I need a " dont ever say you wanted thai food" shirt.

@pumpkinpie82 Жыл бұрын

Bert seems to be becoming a bigger tool by the day.

@nunyahappy6940 Жыл бұрын

Duhhhhhhh

@SunriseSocialClub Жыл бұрын

its impressive to watch... money and booze are not great for mental health denial

@rdp430 11 ай бұрын

He’s Looking pretty hypocritical the way jay mohr treated him

@Shadow0Heir Жыл бұрын

Tommy being proud of Ari on how to handle Bert while he is having a melt down was kind of heart warming... Lol

@rawpower12xu Жыл бұрын

Joe List rules. Team List.

@hubes96 Жыл бұрын

Holy cow Tom is slimming down!!

@desumpter4950 Жыл бұрын

O-O-O-Ozempic! YA KNOOOO

@homebirther76 Жыл бұрын

Crackle🔥Crackle

@kamc_yt Жыл бұрын

@@desumpter4950that's been stuck in my head for weeks lol

@Cyxz666 Жыл бұрын

Bert forcing his choices on other people and then expecting them to just smile and say thank you explains his personality perfectly

@ariehill5631 Жыл бұрын

‘And it’s taking you .. away from the bathroom’ 😂😂 that one hit me like a left hook

@rolferikbaklkk6613 Жыл бұрын

Tom, I loved the show you did in Oslo on the 15th of april. You are a superb storyteller and comedian! I still start laughing when a bit from the show comes back into my memory. Thank you Tom for coming to Norway and entertaining us in a way only you can do! In short, Thank you for being you!

@eric7591 Жыл бұрын

For months I've thought Ari had a horrific burn scar on his head. My god.

@TheCrowe420 Жыл бұрын

I came to the comments thinking the exact same thing and looking for answers

@jmckasy85 Жыл бұрын

wtf is it from?

@MassiveScore Жыл бұрын

@@jmckasy85 watch the episode

@solarfairyspirit Жыл бұрын

I’ve never seen someone as in denial about hair loss as ari LOL

@devinburns2535 Жыл бұрын

Hair dye

@sumquak Жыл бұрын

Nice of Tom to have Ari on to talk about his recent brain surgery

@foxooo Жыл бұрын

Why is his hair like that

@Ben89420 Жыл бұрын

@@foxooohair??

@traviswalmsley922 Жыл бұрын

@@Ben89420 yeah look at the side of his head

@Ben89420 Жыл бұрын

@@traviswalmsley922 lol yea I know

@Ben89420 Жыл бұрын

@@traviswalmsley922 I'm saying there's no hair in that one spot

@stuartbratby316 Жыл бұрын

Tom sticking up for Bert is absolute friendship goals. Fart needs a Tom, I bet the eulogy will be great 😂

@Mr.HotDogShirtGuy Жыл бұрын

That phone call is easily one of the top 5 Bert Kreischer moments of all time

@terryhughes6248 Жыл бұрын

Let's goooo with that hitter booyysss!!

@jaycesimmons7785 Жыл бұрын

Hell yeah, a non-Bert episode. Only ones I can stand for more than 5 minutes

@rawpower12xu Жыл бұрын

46:30 Hmmm This “Joe Guy” is one of the best comedians out there.

@jeffrycastro3850 11 ай бұрын

“ that’s because I’m a fukin alcoholic arry “ Fukin hilarious

@Jaypac1109 Жыл бұрын

They should do this every show, people come tell tom crazy Bert stories and we get to hear him justify them

@MooseMaunu Жыл бұрын

Hey Bert...an alcoholic who says "I'm working on that" translates to "I'm gonna keep drinking myself into insanity, but all alone."

@Dannyryan73 Жыл бұрын

Are you one as well?

@MooseMaunu Жыл бұрын

@@Dannyryan73 No. But I have extensive experience with people like that, and the only time there's been the tiniest amount of change is after something relatively, or full blown tragic occurs because of their behavior. And Bert has gone on record stating he's not going to change his drinking habits. I just hope he doesn't take anyone down with him.

@Scorned Жыл бұрын

Bro, the level of self-awareness Bert exerted at the end of that conversation was wild because I personally struggle with that

@OutlierConcepts Жыл бұрын

"Why do you want to learn Hebrew?" "To spite my own producers"

@shredderbarry Жыл бұрын

It takes a while to understand why everyone loves Ari but when you understand him. He's absolutely golden

@12Konst Жыл бұрын

I feel like it's the opposite with Bert

@scootly9345 Жыл бұрын

I'm 2 minutes in and can't figure out how we aren't already addressing Aries head 🤷‍♂️😳

@PopCultureNihilist Жыл бұрын

it's not a chapter and now i'm wondering if not addressing it is a bit.

@MonstaTimDubstep Жыл бұрын

26:00 they address it mommy

@scootly9345 Жыл бұрын

@MonstaTimDubstep Thanks Jeans!

@mrjones272 Жыл бұрын

Champs go to heaven!

@mrbeans2425 Жыл бұрын

I LOVED your Special Ari, Thank you!!!!

@johngibson7201 Жыл бұрын

Love Ari, got tickets to see him in November. I can't wait.

@MassageMystic775 Жыл бұрын

THE LOVE BETWEEN THESE 3 HUMANS IS AMAZING.

@mixproxxy2010 Жыл бұрын

this was a great episode.

@Lethargiccharge Жыл бұрын

Pleeeeeease upload these low key to Spotify with videos so us poors who don't have YTred have to suffer through ads from KZfaq literally every 5 minutes. Do the right thing jeans and keep it high and tight! Much love, Jakob

@Purplegreen45 Жыл бұрын

Get ad block unless you're on an iPhone, then you're just paying extra to get cucked.

@FanYarnla Жыл бұрын

40:32 “That’s weird, by self corrected you mean I corrected you.” 😂

@baneshady Жыл бұрын

The bachelor party story is so funny because I remember Bert talking about this specific incident on an earlier epsidoe but he didn't name the comic. All I remember is Bert complaining about an adult comic who is a super picky eater and making fun of him. Flash to this episode and Tom's face realizing Ari just outed the person they didn't want to name 😂😂

@Xoxo-lb4kg Жыл бұрын

Do you remember which episode?

@baneshady Жыл бұрын

@@Xoxo-lb4kg not the exact episode. Mark got married in November '22 so it was between then and now.