@@AxxLAfriku uh I don’t mean to be rude no one asked tbh

@@AxxLAfriku Dude, I have never watched any of your videos and I'm sure they're pretty shit but I love you. Keep doin' what you're doing.

@@Sotergarm please stop self promoting

@@AxxLAfriku No one asked babs xx

@@AxxLAfriku every.fuckin.time

"pick up a bit of paint- and pick up another bit of paint"💀💀💀 had me rollin for no reason

TriaDart II helps you plan and test color schemes. Watch me develop and execute a color strategy on KZfaq, in 'Sci-Fi illustration using parametric paint mixing'.

So true 🤣🤣🤣

Lol, TriaDart comes with a full color, professionally made manual which is also available online.

@@psibitful2 LOL, I too like to sound as condescending as possible in all of the comments I make - especially when I'm selling a product! /S

@@psibitful2 lmao🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Right. The max single shot size is .5ml, as labeled on the device. So I would expect to produce ~2ml of fluid in this scenario.

Rights I was like how is that supposed to work JAZZA!? Magic?!

yes. exactly this... i watch this channel for the laughs. they always shit on things that they dont know how it really works to the point its funny. R.I.P instruction manuals.

I was thinking the same thing lol

@@psibitful2 yeeeah Jazza’s not great with anything that is, uhm. I was gonna say maths, but let’s be honest, he’s pretty crap at most things until someone walks him through it by hand. Slowly. 🤷‍♀️

Ayyyyy

There's no the usual intro still, so I'm still skeptical

Bye plant.

a while ago while watching jazza's videos I got an add telling me to buy plants.

yes he definietly killed the plant

Bless him (make this a chain)

@@lifewithlaffy7931 bless him

Bleeessss

But Jazza is a big dog, and still can't get up onto a couch.....🤣🤣

@@lifewithlaffy7931 bless him

This is what we all come here for.

pls buy plant

It took me a while to reallise Jazza is actually quite a good artist. I started a while ago watching him trying to do Bob Ross paintings and I thought he was just some average guy but with a fun personality.

@@captainoates7236 hahahahahaha I hope nobody's first impression of him was that plant video, I don't think they'd ever come back

Well then I guess the extra 4 seconds he wasn’t descending into madness 🤷‍♀️

Yep, thinking of the same. @jazza Some paint just shift the color after drying and no one can really mix the same hue after that. I guess the 3way thing is over engineered but a set of 3 different eyedroppers with measuring scala should do fine and be more precise. The key is to write the proportions down.

an accurate measuring scale is all you need to fix this problem.. but personally i think that slight variation in colour makes for a better painting

A good solution would be what I used when I did traditional darkroom photography where even just the slightest difference in chemical mixture could make or break a print - writer literally everything down. I serious. It’s annoying while doing it, but if I look at my notes I could go back and recreate a print I made in 2010. Write what color you started with, the percentage of each color, every detail you can think of. I’m sure there are ideas online for what exactly to record to recreate a paint mixture, I’d look at a channel that makes their own watercolors. I can see exactly what this tool is going for with the measurements and to be honest it just needs some more r&d to get its precision worked out. The biggest issue it has is the spindle/pressure plate mechanism. I could see this being simplified by just using syringes by themselves.

Sorry for typos, btw. I know they’re there, I just have too much of a migraine to do much proofreading and correcting right now.

@@doubtful_seer get better! :C migraine are the worst. Thank you, writing down is a good advice

I do that too, it's just easier to say that way when there are like a million hues of "one" colour hes just saying its orange but more red than yellow

The color of an orange is actually called tangerine and the color of a tangerine is actually orange

@@cobycukierman6711 true

🍺🧿👄🧿🍺

That's a normal term in the color industry. Colors may have different tints if you compare very closely

was just about to comment that I truly appreciate his choice of shirt for this one lol

Don't worry. He is a... P R O F E S S I O N A L✨

The best part was that for once he was *TRYING* to find the instructions and they just didn't exist. Like he actually did the try!

I mean at some point he could change his channel name to Jazza Learns

I can NOT read that word. Pls like spell it out or smt. I’m just stupid 😢😓😂😂

👏

This comment is so underrated

Ok, have my like.

:/ Take my updoot

Take my like- take it

Wasn't the conclusion that it was no good and the manual regular way of mixing paint is the way to go?

@@cjansson I meant that there was no artwork, coz there usually is

there was a conclusion... Its a pointless piece of tat XD

so all his videos? lol

@@aaditmehra8983 Aha I see.

Excited? Do you mean executed?

@@christinasanderford5849 this isn’t a spelling bee stfu

@@hadibaydoun9462 excited is a completely different word to executed, and it could have been confusing. Thankfully, the original comment changed it.

Pimpin Games Your profile pick is giving me Vietnam flashbacks I hate that damn genie, took me 80 tries

good concept bad execution

Its really not. The sweet thing to do would have been to sit, watch all the video before trying, check the packaging again, or actually read the etsy page and realize there was a manual. He didnt get it and he just wanted to rush ahead with playing and make content.

Same lol 😂

Kinaesthetic* if you care about editing that sorta thing

@@afrollamma8087 I think that’s the British english spelling and I’m from America so it autocorrected it for me lol

@@-seth Word, Aussie tings over here so I can't talk much lol

@@afrollamma8087 let them learn the spelling themselves. Let them be kinestetic

Sameeee

The evil plant is gone... For now...

held at gun point by plant part 2 , now there is more expending to this than chairs , pick your favourites

No

n o

Can’t you just… read the names of the colors…?

@@blueboytube names of colours are not accurate or descriptive enough to properly use them in any situation, especially if I can't see the colours to begin with Also MANY professional supplies don't print names on there supplies, or the names they have are just codes Also most people have to mix and blend colours, you could possibly imagine how on the dark you could be trying to mix two colours you can't see into another you can't see

Hey bruh, can you guess the food that I posted? 😁🙂

- _complex_

Have you seen the cosmic web?

Smooth

"He isn't wrong" - completly diffrent Human Brain

Actually a lot of the comments say there was an instruction manual online clearly advertised on etsy. And probably something in the box which gave a link and Jazza couldn't be assed find. It was more entertaining for him to just win it and call it stupid than sit and actually figure it out. Watch the vide, read the thing, check the packaging but that would be boring so he didnt bother.

Shhhh *we don't talk about the plant* ...

Orange if just the name of a fruit we use because we don't have a name for that color. 🤯 EDIT: before this blows up, yes, I'm being somewhat facetious. But it is true the word for the fruit came first. Lots of languages in fact don't have a word that distinguishes between red and orange, and a bunch that don't distinguish between blue and green either. Teal, aqua, turquoise? Get those fancy words outta here 😆

I thought this too, until it panned to the second overhead camera. It definitely looks more red than orange.

@@MikuruChan123 yeah, it was more vermilion than pure orange.

@@MikuruChan123 maybe your monitor isn't calibrated well enough. It looks pure orange to me. symbolism.fandom.com/wiki/Orange_(Color)

@@Deivid_C first off, SINCE WHEN COULD WE PUT LINKS IN COMMENTS??? :O Secondly, that link you sent me to took me to a bright orange. I was watching this on my phone so not too sure about calibration...but it is definitely a possibility. For context, I have a Google pixel 2XL (so outdated now...)

Dude try not to spy on ppl

"Jazza" and "normal" do not belong in the same sentence...😏

At least he isn't acting like he's been abducted...

@@kaii_kura I totally agree Jazza not getting threatened by the plant is so much better

What have I missed?

I’m colorblind too. Usually it’s a lot cheaper to buy the primary’s and black and white. Usually I just go with the color theory, mix the paint, and use an app to tell me what the color is. Buying every different shade of a color would make me broke haha

Yes, that was a fun problem to solve. With a TriaDart, you'll be able to mix any reasonable ratio of a fluid 'A' to a fluid 'B'. You can mix 1:16 - 16:1 of A to B by rotating the 'dual' scale over to a ratio of your choice and actuating the control disc. Both fluids would be produced at a ratio you have selected. Further mixture tweaking would be done via the 'single' scale. You could select a volume on that scale (.04 - .5ml) and again actuate the control disc. Any ratio thereby is possible as long as you accumulate the dispensed volumes. We supply a concise color catalog with each TriaDart for reference. The workflow for mixing our catalog colors would include dual and single dispensing as outlined above.

cant u tell the amount by looking at ihe paint lol ?

It's the ability to inflict small bruises that's lacking here yeah?

Hey can you guess the fodd that I posted?? 😉🙂

😂

3 bullets of yellow and 1 bullet of red VOILA orange

That should be a video painting with a paintball gun

What a brilliant teacher: instilling a love for art through emotional abuse! 🤦‍♂️ (FWIW, I have a largely adversarial relationship with sports, especially team sports, for similar reasons. I was never talented at them, and everything about gym class just magnified my dislike.)

That is exactly how those paintbucket mixers at homedepot etc work

That’s what I thought it was!

@@tashaclarke2491 yeah same

@@Jannekevv87 i haven't really used those or seen people use them, but as far as I know / in the stores i know (no home depot in germany) the paint is filled in manually and the machine only shakes it

@@Shadow__X nope, the color you want to achieve is put into the software and it measures the exact dose and drips it in the bucket for you. The shaker is often -not always- a seperate machine.

I know how you feel

Follow me

Ikr

Your art is really good!!

Hello guys can you guess the food that I posted? 🙂

He was too stupid to figure that out.

Yes, this is a priority of this product. You can mix fluids in proportion to each other repeatably and automatically (that is, parametrically - based on physical controls). Any color is possible if you accumulate or compound the dispensed volumes. Although this might at first seem involved, all you're doing is rotating a disc-like dial to a desired marker and pushing the disc edge down. You would be manipulating tactile controls and using your understanding, experience, and possibly the supplied color catalog, to adjust a mixture based on apparent color, viscosity, transparency, etc. Once you've come up with a color you love, you would also have a clear understanding of its formulation for the future.

🤣🤣i have heard this joke but it still made me laugh🤣🤣

Hey guys can you guess the food that I posted?? 😬

nah mozzy not mosquito

Did it "lands lands" twice because there are usually 2 of them? Clothing normally prevents that from happening. Horseflies are more fun. They drill holes in your skin and blood just runs out

@@recoveringsoul755 what

Hey I know you, you and Jazza need to collab

@@havenbrush7100 didn’t they already?

That would be epic and worth the money

Lol the syringes are definitely not single use at all. I've used one set dozens of times with this device.

@@psibitful2 So... how does the device actually work? What do the dials do?

​@@Lodorn From the product manual. (I would link to it here directly but it seems our website is down today) Dual Fluid Scale A dual fluid ratio-metric scale controls dispensing two fluids at a specific ratio to one another. Ratios of fluid A to fluid B are denoted as follows: [1/16 : 15/16, 1/4 : 3/4, 1/2 : 1/2, 3/4 : 1/4, 15/16 : 1/16]. Two fluids immediately flanking the dual dispensing indicator will be dispensed simultaneously upon a depression of the control disk, at the chosen ratio. Single Fluid Scale A single fluid volume scale governs the dosing of a single fluid upon depression of the control disk. Use it to dispense a fluid independently as advised by the color catalog. Or use it to count shots of fluid having a pre-set volume as you add it to a mixture. The single and dual scales both reside on the same control dial. There is an additional star shaped handle at the very top of the dispenser which you can use as a clamp in certain situations. How the scales align to respective indicators: Dual Fluid Scale - A spherical indicator on each grab handle indicates a ratio of fluids to dispense from the adjacent left and right cartridges. Single Fluid Scale - A spherical indicator above each fluid cartridge indicates how much material to dispense from the cartridge. Once you learn this system of scales, you might find a new flow and speed in making artwork. TriaDart is all about abstracting color with a set of super responsive and easy to use tactile controls.

@@psibitful2 you said a bunch of words but all I heard was "please buy my product, please, I have so many of these damn things sitting in my garage, I need somewhere to put my car. Please. Buy this"

@@dnatsrednUouYoD that's because you don't understand English

To be honest that more a light red than orange

What he means is it’s a very red toned orange, so much so that it’s barely orange just red with a hint of yellow... aka yellowish-tinted red

He means it’s barely any different than red

It's way too red for it to be called orange I guess so it's a yellowish tinted red

I guess I call a more red orange...red-orange. And a yellowy orange is yellow-orange.

I'm a pencil sketcher too any tips for drawing female faces?

Use thick paint brush and cosmetic puff to blend. I wish you will become a great artist

@@sachink2612 thanks but I'm talking about with pencil like I'm just having trouble constructing the face is there a certain type of lead I should use or paper or something of that nature

@@DaArtist_1EARTHANGEL Nothing specific but use very light pencils to do a rough sketch. For realistic portraits use charcoal pencils for hairs

@@sachink2612 I'm so mad right now that I literally just punched through a wall I can't seem to draw female faces I can literally anything but that

(especially because I can recommend this video when someone asks if the product is good) 🤦🤦🤦

Why are you both

Hey guys can you guess the kind of food that I posted?? 🙀🙂

@@potterhead4078 cus i’m a perfect mix (heh video reference) of great and dumb i guess

I'm dumb, that's great.

@@kaii_kura _amen brotha_

Um Jazza swears all the time lololol, he's Australian. Lots of cursing in his videos when he cuts stuff and sets himself on fire. It's just always beeped out

In a video not long ago he said f**k it, lets up the meatloaf. Jazza out of context

Haha, a hockey stick? You're such a noob! *goes back to mixing my paints with the end of a marker*

Ah, Shakespeare.

I know Romeo and Juliet was a comedy not some tragic love story.

Most likely murdered by a *kmart plant*

@@elcat2577 You could argue that both Romeo and Juliet got what they wanted, as they are together in death and the feuding between the two families stopped.

@@bluishwolf sorry im late but somthing about the story just got on my nerve i didn't really enjoy it.

Are you a kinaesthetic learner? Don't you need an instructional video? What you need is *A FAKE KMART PLANT*

Oh as a long time Jazza watcher I can tell it REALLY isn't lol. It really really isn't XD

@@rencantspel4628 don't talk about old jazza ... Are u talking about old jazza😂

@@yokokurama5174 No, literally JAZZA. Even recently when he either drops, break, spills stuff, or sets something on fire lol

@@rencantspel4628 nope im sayin in this video he never really masterred it like he does in his other vids

Or is he. Where exactly did the K-Mart plant go?

Can you guess the food that I posted? 😬

Wha- 😶

I’m thinking mixing paint with spaghetti wouldn’t be ideal...

I think the main use is for chemicals and perfume.

Yes omg no offence Jazza but this is the first video I've watched in a while and I genuinely couldn't stop laughing, like it was actually funny. But the other ones ngl are a little bit cringy or something, dont know what it is. No offence meant, like you are a fucking amazing person, so talented, etc. but this was the first video in a long time were it was just you. What do other people think???🤔🤔🤔 Much love and wishes anyway Jazza!!!😊💗💗💗💗🙌🙌🙌

Maybe I just dont get his sense of humour.😂

Hello, can you guess the food that I posted?? 🙂

There is another -yoda