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@mikewilson85135 ай бұрын
This man is so original. I dont think anyone else could do a stand up with such mundane topics and make them so funny. Utterly brilliant. Top marks.
@missionpupa5 ай бұрын
the delivery of this man is impeccable.
@tonymaccaroni57447 ай бұрын
What..a new Ismo bit? Hell yeah. Love you Ismo!
@dreamerpach21686 ай бұрын
wtf.. i've watch his performance many times.. he is very different from other comedians.. his comedies are all about facts...❤❤❤
@thephoenixsystem67656 ай бұрын
It's... _so_ heartbreaking to see someone so deprived of facts as to be shocked by a factual performance... but so heartening to see such a stranger *value* them 💜💜💜
@missionpupa5 ай бұрын
Hes a linguist and philosopher
@MB-mc9pg5 ай бұрын
I lovet him. 😍
@barrdack4 ай бұрын
@@missionpupa he is a physicist
@missionpupa4 ай бұрын
@@barrdack I don't see him doing physics.
@theedguardian7 ай бұрын
After waking up once at 6pm thinking it was 6am and getting ready for school. I forced myself to adopt the 24 hr format lol Never had that issue ever again.
@tonymaccaroni57447 ай бұрын
Good man 😂
@VedaSay7 ай бұрын
and the 24hr format is helping you with the weed overdose too?
@NuisanceMan7 ай бұрын
If I'd been in your place, I'd have just kept doing it. "Woke up at 6 p.m. again -- missed all my classes. The start of a great day!"
@theedguardian7 ай бұрын
@@VedaSay haven't got that blasted yet lol
@GreenDriveIndia6 ай бұрын
All my clocks are 24 hr format
@bdnht7 ай бұрын
I lost it at "I have done the calculations..."
@lincolnyoung35197 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 You never disappoint
@katharina...7 ай бұрын
Never! 😁👍
@tonymaccaroni57447 ай бұрын
@@katharina...Yes. I mean, no. Never.
@katharina...7 ай бұрын
@@tonymaccaroni5744😁
@wellthen...15397 ай бұрын
Never 😂
@jungojerry16587 ай бұрын
1900 hrs - about 79 days
@sofiqulislam64476 ай бұрын
Sorry if u want to talk fact then it's 79.167 days. (An Indian)
@MaLoDe19756 ай бұрын
@@sofiqulislam6447he said about 79 days that is not wrong.
@tentaklaus93826 ай бұрын
@@sofiqulislam6447It's actually 79.16666666666667
@shintenkai16486 ай бұрын
@@sofiqulislam6447apology accepted
@Mercy4Hire6 ай бұрын
Its actually just short hand for 19:00 which would be 7:00pm
@itskarl75755 ай бұрын
I grew up with the 24 hour format. "Military time", indeed - in Europe it's universal. Except, perhaps, in the UK. But here's the thing: the 24 hour format is mostly in writing. I _write_ 19:20, but I _say_ "twenty past seven". Or rather, because I'm Norwegian, I say "ten to half eight".
@DutchObserver5 ай бұрын
Yeah, in the Netherlands we do that too, "ten to half eight". The somewhat older generations that is. My daughter, now in her early twenties, grew up with digital time and depending on the situation it's "twenty past seven", "ten to half eight" or even sometimes "nineteen hours twenty".
@fuckyoutube4changingmyusername5 ай бұрын
@@DutchObserver In Malaysia..we just say 7 Twenty.
@mreese876419 күн бұрын
German: Neunzehn Uhr zwanzig. English just needs a shorter essay to say it. Like 19 o' 20
@ethreix8007 ай бұрын
Damn, so true. I never paid any attention to that silliness of calling it "hundred".
@UninstallingWindows6 ай бұрын
I was participating in a military exercise and we had a funny incident where during the training, a squad leader enemy position by saying " Enemy at 14:00 a clock " :D
@zoolkhan6 ай бұрын
perhaps the soldiers can learn the compass at some point .... 90... 180... etc "enemy at 90 relative" = "three o clock" "enemy at 90" = east Us navy people seem to do fine with just that :) then again, we have visited schools and eat real potatos while the army boys eat the gras that grows around their trench.
@UninstallingWindows6 ай бұрын
@@zoolkhan You can represent compass directions with clock numbers just as easily. Compass directions are a bit too long and difficult to say. Clock numbers are 2 digit numbers and often just single digits. In a combat scenario, where there is lots of noise, shouting, and men are spread out over distance, shouting "two hundred and seventy" is just clunky and some of that info can get lost more easily. Human brain in general sucks at processing numbers larger than 100. Shouting enemy at six is way faster and more difficult to mix it up with anything else.
@sergiocanales26566 ай бұрын
Genius logic! I've always seen all the military talking in movies and never realized this!!! Hahahahaha!
@dreejz5 ай бұрын
Dude, I wish you put an English special out. Your stuff is so awesome!
@lewis31286 ай бұрын
Love the the sketch,you say the shit that is in my head every day😅 7 o'clock for those poor people..
@emiliae64607 ай бұрын
Ismo on ihana ja fiksu ❤
@Jari19737 ай бұрын
Thank you Ismo! after these I can always proudly say that I am Finnish🤔🤣
@zoolkhan6 ай бұрын
noni, torille sitten.. tuo jallu
@Jari19736 ай бұрын
@@zoolkhan Torille 👍.. I hope as many people as possible think what the hell 😂
@glinleyt7 ай бұрын
Love ISMO
@feimazzi99087 ай бұрын
U are very smart sir 👏👏👏
@wellthen...15396 ай бұрын
Absolute genious comedy. Makes your belly hurt from laughter, using just clean good huomour. Special comedian 😂
@barryguff68936 ай бұрын
Clean? Couple of swear words in there.
@Meisha-san6 ай бұрын
I love IMO's logic. Crisp, clear Finnish logic 🤣🤣🤣
@vladmatei19586 ай бұрын
It is not Finnish logic. It's just logic. Finnish are just amongst the last to still be logical. The rest of the world succumbed into darkness.
@johnnymentero63137 ай бұрын
He's joking but pointing out something real. In the US, the military express the hours like he said. And it isn't correct. I've been in countries where they use both formats, but when they express the hour in the 24h format they say 19:00 hs. Not 1900hs.
@pelirodri7 ай бұрын
I would just say “7” when looking at “19:00.”
@johnnymentero63137 ай бұрын
@pelirodri And you'd be right, just using the 12 hrs format
@metilene12027 ай бұрын
In Italy we just convert it automatically… for example it says 21 but we think and say “9”.
@johnnymentero63137 ай бұрын
@@metilene1202 Vero. Nei paesi che utilizzano le due orari, di solito pensano a entrambi contemporaneamente.
@Z0RDR4CK7 ай бұрын
Some people just don't want to understand: The military does this for a reason, namely to prevent confusion or misinterpretations. And since not all the smartest people of the country join the military it is very important to use it like that. I don't want to be standing there alone at 5 a.m. to get ready for an attack while everyone else is still sleeping because they thought it wouldn't start until 5 p.m.. And I'm not kidding, there are always some idiots who make fun of everything, but at some point it just annoys me that fewer and fewer people take things seriously.
@vaenii50563 ай бұрын
Finland uses both 24 and 12 hour clock as well. 12 hour clock is used in everyday life and in spoken language whereas 24 hour clock is used in formal context where you have to know the exact time.
@michaelmitchell53806 ай бұрын
Like metric, the US needs to get on the 24-clock. It's so simple and prevents so many mistakes. Come on USA, lets do this!
@pelimies18187 ай бұрын
Ismo.. The colonel is not laughing..
@eppuparanormaali19996 ай бұрын
As a Finn I find these kind of multi-standard things problematic, too. My height in the metric system is 181 cm. That's precisely 1,81 metres. (And 0,00181 kilometres). In American measurement units, my height would be 5.93832 feet, or 5 foot and 11,26 inches. Those 5 feet, and 11 inches are the part I understand. But what the hell are those 0,26 inches? Diameters of a pubic hair? (26 ph?) Still, neither of those ways to measure my height are precise; People tend to shorten down within the day, and stretch up when resting [because of the gravity, (please spare me of the details of different measuring methods of gravity). On vampires it's the opposite, i presume. I found a solution that will apply every situation, that would be always accurate: I'm precisely 1 ft 1 leg 1 butt 1 torso 1 neck and a head high, all the time. Easy!
@MrGrumbleguts7 ай бұрын
Oldest joke in the book. I joined the army, and went to be at O 2 hundred hours and was woken at O 6 hundred hours. Felt pretty crap for having four hundred hours sleep.
@draculakickyourass5 ай бұрын
Ohh,boy,you have slept a lot...are you sure you are not a vampire? (i'm from Transilvanya)😄
@Soekratis6 ай бұрын
Although it’s a joke but he is absolutely right. ❤😂❤😂
@EasyFinnish7 ай бұрын
Se on kello 7 reikäleipä
@demikelis114 ай бұрын
Man's got a point! 😂
@wildanusman2 ай бұрын
yeah agree... but my problem with US date and month which is in the US it's MM/DD ..... 09/08 is september 8th .... but for me as an Asian it's 9th of August ..... hahaha....
@dunbar9finger6 ай бұрын
The thing I find superior about the rhe 24 hour clock isn't that it stops splitting the day in two halves but that it stops the annoying schicsm between when the numbers roll over versus when the designator of which half you're in rolls over. It makes no snese at all that in the 12 hour clock, AM and PM roll over an hour before the numbers do. 12:01 am should logically be, by the nomenclature, 12 hours and 1 minute after the AM started. But it isn't. Its really zero hours and 1 minute into the AM. Similarly 12:01pm should be 12 hours and 1 minute after the afternoon started. But it's not. This ugliness stems from the fact that the 12 on the clock is taking the place of what should really be a zero. The 12 hour clock should go from 0:00 to 11:59 rather than 1:00 to 12:59 if they want the AM and PM designator flip when it does. The 12 hour clock doesnt do this because the time language was invented before Europe knew zero and the 12 is doing the job of a zero. When people switched to a 24 hour clock they also stoped this nonsense and started counting at zero. (So 1 minute after midnight is 00:01 rather than 24:01.) Using zero properly so the numbers roll over when the day rolls over rather than an hour later is what makes the 24 hour clock simpler.
@mrrandom12657 ай бұрын
Longer videos pleaaaase😢
@marcelnz7 ай бұрын
as an airport concierge I've seen a few people miss their flight cos they got their a.m. & p.m. the wrong way around. That's when I introduce them to JJ Cale's song "After Midnight" (a.m., right there.)
@TimeFlyBy7 ай бұрын
Maybe it is also useful to know what they actually mean... Ante Meridiem and Post Meridiem | Meridiem = noon = 12:00 (as in 24h format). That said AM = Before noon and PM = After noon.
@juhaniu63717 ай бұрын
As an airport concierge i can agree that we both are not airport concierges, as playing some after midnight songs to pissed off customers - who just missed their flights - even as a joke would be a bad idea
@romaliop7 ай бұрын
so PM mean pefore midnight?
@McFrax6 ай бұрын
@@romaliop No no no. PM is Past Midday, and AM is After Midnight. 😛
@Wenixi6 ай бұрын
@@TimeFlyBywhaat, really. Im not sure if i have ever read whete those really come from. Meridiem. Doesn't ring a bell for me. Maybe i have learned this when i was a teen and learning english. And forgot it.
@boleperishon52723 ай бұрын
It's, actually, 19 o'clock
@user-hf2ik1uf1l6 ай бұрын
Do people actually say it that way?? I've only ever heard it said as "we will meet (at) 1900 hrs (7pm) Not (in) 1900 hrs The joke is funny, but.. ❤Ismo, he is the best!
@dunbar9finger6 ай бұрын
Still wrong even if people say "at" rather than "in". Because it's at only 19 hours into the day not 1900 hours into the day. And those 00 numbers are counting sixtieths of an hour not hundredths of an hour. (No such time as 1961 but there would be if those two digits were really hundredths.) The American military basically pronounces it as if it was a decimal number when it isn't.
@khalibaba7867 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@moladiver68174 ай бұрын
Spot on. Besides US is way too military minded to begin with. As soon as something needs to be of better quality they call it military grade. It says a lot when a civilization sees the military as the pinnacle of advancement. A military that can't even distinguish 1900 from 19:00.
@tigerlilly__87257 ай бұрын
See you tomorrow in zurich🎉 1700 hours
@Xogroroth6664 ай бұрын
I do not use "in 1900 hours", I say, "We meat at 1900." No, the meat was a joke. *Starts up the grinder, looking at the other*
@xrzeropoint79897 ай бұрын
Oh no! They drafted Ismo! Where did he go? AWOL with a legit honest excuse dontcha know? The sergeant told him to show up at 1900 hours! 🤣 #TheMiddleOfTheNightIsTheBeginningOfTheDay
@LieutenantMasterson7 ай бұрын
I know this is a joke, but just on a trivia note, based on his older Finnish material he did his conscription in the army and left for the reserves at corporal. So, a little late!
@xrzeropoint79897 ай бұрын
@@LieutenantMasterson Huh! Thanks for that info. Interesting.
@MikkoRantalainen6 ай бұрын
@@LieutenantMasterson There's no difference how clock is expressed in Finnish Defence Forces vs rest of the population. Finland definitely doesn't use expressions like "1900 hours" but "15:25" is expressed as fifteen, twenty-five.
@LieutenantMasterson6 ай бұрын
@@MikkoRantalainenJoo, tiedetään. Mä nyt en puhunu itte aikavitsistä vaan vastasin tohon zeropointin viestiin.
We will meet AT not IN... There is a huge difference between meeting AT 19;00 or 7PM, and meeting IN 19 hours.
@imyourdaddy956 ай бұрын
No needs for all that, just look at the sun, youll know what time it is.....
@calbackk4 ай бұрын
As I have written in som other comment: You can tell Ismo studied physics. He is very sensitive to illogical things.
@moon-ry8bb6 ай бұрын
In america they don't have 24 hours, they have two 12 hours. 😂
@turbofreddy6 ай бұрын
Doesn’t the military say « x hundred » without saying « hours » after?
@TamarinPamarin7 ай бұрын
24 hour clock is the only way and US way to write dates in format year-month-day is the best in digital fromat because it orders the right way automatically. These should be standard. And btw kilometers and celcius should an international standard too.
@pollatin10527 ай бұрын
The Americans write month/day/year. Most of Europe uses day/month/year.
@SuperG0alie7 ай бұрын
at 1900 hours, not in.
@oh2mp7 ай бұрын
Bullseye :D
@adamwhite19205 ай бұрын
The simple misuse of a preposition is what caused it. At 19:00 would have been correct.
@militaryandemergencyservic32864 ай бұрын
people sat AT 1900 hours, not IN 1900 hours...
@alanwhiplington55046 ай бұрын
In 1900 hours is not the same as at 1900 hours. Prepositions are important!
@JohnFrost876 ай бұрын
should still be ninteen zero zero and not nineteen hundred
@alanwhiplington55046 ай бұрын
19 hundred hours was a time nomenclature used in WW2 and since. It may not be used today when flying aircraft - I know nothing about such things - but at least the way I formulated it was grammatically correct.@@JohnFrost87
@dunbar9finger6 ай бұрын
@@alanwhiplington5504It's wrong to pronounce it that way for two reasons: calling it that many hours is wrong when the least significant numbers in the "integer" are minutes not hours, and there aren't even 100 of them in an hour anyway. (No such time as "at 1962 hours" because the "62" is not possible because those are not hundredths they're sixtieths. Thus the colon in "19:00" isn't optional it's needed to make it clear this is not a decimal number. Thus why people used to the 24 hour clock outside the US military say it as two distinct numbers the same as you do with a 12 hour clock, where 19:30 would be "at nineteen thirty" never "at nineteen hundred thirty". You're quibbling over "at" versus "in" when that's not the actual problem here. "At 1900 hours" instead of "in 1900 hours" just changes the meaning from "19 hundred hours from now" into "at the 19 hundred hour mark, when it has been that many hours into day, since midnight" which is still wrong. This isn't a grammar problem, it's a semantic problem. The phrasing of calling those digits hundreds of anything is semantically wrong. And calling them hundreds of *hours* is doubly wrong. Those last two digits are minutes not hours and there's only 60 of them not 100.
@DopravniPoradce7 ай бұрын
Actually if we ought to meet at 19 hours we just say 'at 7' which '7' is mostly clear from the context and if not we add 'in the evening'. We never say like 20:43. We say 8:43. And although we always SAY the below 12 number, we write the correct 12-24 number. 😂
@nalstudio_official7 ай бұрын
Same in Finland where Ismo is from... Ismo has to keep the introduction brief or otherwise his shows would be more of a talk show than stand-up
@DopravniPoradce7 ай бұрын
@@nalstudio_official For sure. I like him, his stand-up is intelligent. I was just adding up information for those who are unaware of our system.
@MikkoRantalainen6 ай бұрын
@@nalstudio_official As a Finn, I would argue that Finns say "we'll meet 20:15" if they actually mean it. If they say "quarter past 8" they mean it's approximate time, expect the actual time to be somewhere between 20:00 and 20:30.
@abseil766 ай бұрын
That's the same everywhere where they use 24h
@amidaobscura4 ай бұрын
In French I use both. I'll say 20h30 as "vingt heures trente" (20, not 8) but I might say "à trois heures" for 15h00 (saying 3, not 15). Even the tv news are called "le journal de vingt heures" ( = the news of 20h00) and pronounced 20, not 8.
@scharton230867 ай бұрын
It’s “at”, not “in”. Completely different meaning.
@mil-fpv49317 ай бұрын
How would you describe a perfect date? DD/MM/YYYY
@pelirodri7 ай бұрын
YYYY-MM-DD
@NBx127 ай бұрын
April 25th because it's not too hot, not too cold. All you need is a light jacket
@SamiMarjeta7 ай бұрын
YYYY-MM-DD especially with computers but I can do d.m.yyyy also, but never month first. There must be order! 🙂Also not and not with "/" since in my (Finnish-Swedish) keyboard I need to press 2 keys for / or \.
@leebailey2297 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@blucat47 ай бұрын
Stop putting the subtitles there!
@SE45CX6 ай бұрын
AM and PM really sucks. you know, because after and past mean the same thing.
@oskuaho7 ай бұрын
Meinasin äsken mysliintyä ku rupesin nopee funtsii ett eihän kellossa oo numerot ku kahteentoista asti 😥 huh Huh onneks en kerenny flippaa iha kokonaa 😆 😆 (Oon kuumeessa ja muutenki väsy)
@lehcyfer7 ай бұрын
Also wrong system - there are 60 minutes in an hour - nineteen hundred translates to 20:40...
@pollatin10527 ай бұрын
I am failing to understand what you are calculating.
@lehcyfer7 ай бұрын
19 hours plus a hundred minutes @@pollatin1052
@feelincrispy70535 ай бұрын
Ooo tough crowd on this one. I thought it was funny
@CT25076 ай бұрын
They say AT 1900 hours, not IN 1900 hours. Never heard it said like you say it. Sorry, but this joke doesn't work Ismo.
@musa701017 күн бұрын
No sir 1900 in military jargon is not nineteen hundred. It one nine Hours and zero zero minutes. Anyway since you are now in US you are also entitled to military bashing 😂
@sokrusound7 ай бұрын
Eka!
@Mielenvapaus7 ай бұрын
Vai 1300. ?
@tonymaccaroni57447 ай бұрын
What did you say? Even my translate button couldn't answer my question. 😢
@empele107 ай бұрын
@@tonymaccaroni5744Spoken Finnish language will be the last language on Earth that AI will be able to translate 😅
@mixlllllll7 ай бұрын
@@tonymaccaroni5744He said "First!" :D
@tonymaccaroni57447 ай бұрын
@@empele10 Satana perkele. That's the only thing I learned in finish. (from a swedish KZfaqr Robbaz who played the Finland Simulator (My Summer Car) 😂😂
@darlingsapphire16 ай бұрын
HE WOULD BE BETTER IF HE DIDN'T USE FOWL LANGUAGE.
@owensomers85726 ай бұрын
Maybe he isn't too chicken to be pigeon holed.
@SoundingSix6 ай бұрын
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@KristianKumpula5 ай бұрын
He doesn't sound at all like a bird to me
@Heavywall705 ай бұрын
Europeans and their metric time 🙄
@skrrromlett58156 ай бұрын
bro, could u plz do a 15 min or 30 min special or something, i love ur jokes but im sick of this 1 minute bullshit
@heh93927 ай бұрын
eihä täs oo mitää hauskaa
@Zymynca7 ай бұрын
odota 1900 tuntia
@tonymaccaroni57447 ай бұрын
Not? Drink a few beers and try again. 😂
@mixlllllll7 ай бұрын
onhan
@projisointi7 ай бұрын
ehkäpä sille on syy, miksi ismo tätä amerikkalaisyleisölle esittää
@werners68017 ай бұрын
Me will meet at 1900 means that we will meet at 7 pm.
@AapoJoki7 ай бұрын
You missed the joke.
@4ur3n7 ай бұрын
r/wooooosh
@gio-oz8gf7 ай бұрын
@@AapoJoki Spock didn't have a sense of humour. It could be you who missed the joke.
@katharina...7 ай бұрын
@@gio-oz8gfOooh... these ones always go right over my head 😁
@antiqas7 ай бұрын
Sorry, but "Me will meet at" is pretty close to just being random English words and 1900 without context and your random words is... Well as Ismo would say with comedic pause is just NUMBERS.