ISMO | Thigh Gap

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2 ай бұрын

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@thomascaley3097 2 ай бұрын

I really like the way he doesn’t have to yell to get his joke across

@FrZ321 Ай бұрын

Noice good observation.Brother.

@friendlystonepeople 2 ай бұрын

This guy is definitely my favorite comedian these days.

@AntonMaroun 2 ай бұрын

Love you, Ismo!! You’re hilarious!!

@stephanrosos4957 2 ай бұрын

I'd absolutely love to see a live show!

@ImNotAGuineaPig 2 ай бұрын

@@stephanrosos4957 I saw Ismo live and my face hurt the next day for laughing so much. Totally recommend going if you got a chance.

@anytayatyta 2 ай бұрын

When are you getting Netflix Special???😂

@sarcophage 2 ай бұрын

He is filming next week!

@vivianidelacerda9708 2 ай бұрын

👍

@anytayatyta 2 ай бұрын

@@sarcophage I am waiting...

@togsikmale5625 2 ай бұрын

He could actually take apart the fact that these things are always called „special“. Another thing non-native English speakers like myself do not understand. What is special about it, when a comedian gets on stage in a different setup. 😂😂

@Grateful2Exist 2 ай бұрын

@@sarcophagereally?? Awesome!! Any idea when it’ll be available to watch? I guess I’ll have to set a reminder to check Netflix every month so I don’t forget haha.

@KiranKumarBokkesam 2 ай бұрын

That's good man! That's really...good!😂

@jhoycelynhalonen 2 ай бұрын

Fantastisk 🤩 ❤😅😅

@andymcneil7085 2 ай бұрын

Genius.

@fahey5719 7 күн бұрын

She's actually asking "am I overweight?". Te answer is really complicated and can lead to losing access to the first gap you mentioned, at least for some time.

@PrimeEvil 2 ай бұрын

I heard once that girls without gap between thigs are called mermaids.

@fahey5719 2 ай бұрын

Or Men.

@Struudeli 2 ай бұрын

@@fahey5719 I mean women without one are not called mermen, men are though xD

@MobiusBandwidth 2 ай бұрын

definitely a trick question, like "does this make me look fat?"

@ariheino327 2 ай бұрын

"Not fat enough" is the correct answer.

@ranndino 2 ай бұрын

@@ariheino327Keep telling yourself that.

@NuisanceMan 2 ай бұрын

Don't say, "I've seen fatter."

@plectro3332 Ай бұрын

"Does it bother you that I'm fat?"

@juhaniu6371 2 ай бұрын

yes

@Ulbre 2 ай бұрын

After watching this video I found out that apparently it is not optimal to suddenly check a lady for gappage when walking along the footpath

@nonas6831 2 ай бұрын

Hilarious!❤😂😂😂

@nordicexposure 2 ай бұрын

I bet you were confused and doing facepalms 😂 I can so see this could have been something Hannele ask from Spede in Naisen Logiikka sketch 😅

@benbaselet2026 2 ай бұрын

Funny how telling the truth can be so strange to some people :-)

@TrondBrgeKrokli Ай бұрын

I recognize the uncertainty in "is this a trick question?" -- feels very much like a question you need to be careful about, especially when it comes from your significant other (mostly from the wife/girlfriend, directed towards the husband/boyfriend). I know most people like to know that there is no problem with how they look, but I think females are slightly more often in need of confirmation than their male counterparts.

@ariheino327 2 ай бұрын

Thigh gap is real!

@flydieselair 2 ай бұрын

Always tell them there is a gap, it makes them feel slim and it will preserve your sex life and quite possibly your life.

@koff41 2 ай бұрын

Pussibly.

@themrmaiorca 2 ай бұрын

"There's a gap baby" "Hmm, when I look in the mirror there isn't, why are you lying to me?" "Oh boy, here we go".

@VioletJoy 2 ай бұрын

@@themrmaiorca😂

@nilsp9426 2 ай бұрын

What I read: Always repeat gender stereotypes. Always indirectly shame fat people. Always say what people want to hear, not the truth.

@hurrdurr7861 2 ай бұрын

@@nilsp9426 If they can't handle the truth they shouldn't ask. But they do anyway

@Sunflower.SD. 2 ай бұрын

women can relate 😂

@grf1426 2 ай бұрын

Tho only possible answer I'd Yes

@itkenverta 2 ай бұрын

Omg I just noticed I haven't subscribed to you!

@ismoComedy 2 ай бұрын

Hello fan

@rFlightFPV 2 ай бұрын

😂

@protomundi 2 ай бұрын

1:04 and when you do it fast enough you can even make a sound.

@piaidebring6917 2 ай бұрын

🤣

@bjarnyg 2 ай бұрын

that's a stupid question to ask in the first place unless you live in a mirrorless world.

@fahey5719 7 күн бұрын

It's not a mirror problem. She wants to know his *opinion*. Same as "do you like my new haircut?", "am I pretty?", etc.

@danfors1333 2 ай бұрын

Can't they just bend forward and see for themselves if they have gap or not? If they have a thigh gap but can't see it cause the belly is blocking the view, I wouldn't call them being slim despite the gap.

@Z8Q8 2 ай бұрын

Hi Guy! i live in NM, i'm am an artist and horse trainer. "High" German is like "Formal" Spanish, it's used when speaking to Clergy, God, Kings etc. to show respect. In Eng. we used to say: "Get off your High-Horse!" It means "Stop acting like you're better than me!" Pink-people, ha-ha! He meant they came from CA where the sun doesn't shine much so the white people stay pinkish-white, ha-ha!

@utar88utar 2 ай бұрын

ah, women...

@philojudaeusofalexandria9556 2 ай бұрын

Truth. But my wife practically has to do the splits to make her thighs not touch. (Don't tell her I said this, though!)

@blucat4 2 ай бұрын

Take off the forced subtitles. Do proper subtitles in the CC area.

@Morpheus396 2 ай бұрын

We love Ismo and his content as is. Now go away, captions police, thank you. 😂

@blucat4 2 ай бұрын

@@Morpheus396I love Ismo and I'll bet I've loved him longer. The subtitles are really annoying for some people. How will he know if we don't say? I'm standing my ground! I'm taking a stand against forced subtitles!! 😄😜

@Morpheus396 2 ай бұрын

@@blucat4 😂 I hear you. We can both agree on loving his style! But seriously though, I don't think we should compel a creative's decision to reach their audience in the way they deem fit. I am also the for captions feature that YT provides but it's not infallible. Plus hard-coding broadens the reach of English speakers with accessibility issues. (consider for example someone who's hard of hearing but is also a bit of a technophobe)

@blucat4 2 ай бұрын

@@Morpheus396 The auto-generated captions that youtube provides makes a lot of errors. But you don't have to rely on that, you can do the captions yourself, like the BBC does, so there are no errors and it will be just as good for all, but better for those who want to turn them off.

@Morpheus396 2 ай бұрын

@@blucat4 I see your point. Ok maybe you have me convinced. I might join your revolt 😄

@mapofthesaviour 2 ай бұрын

Maybe this is a private matter for dear Ismo, but didn't he and his wife get a divorce and write a book about it? Or is this an older video :D Or he prefers to not speak of her as an ex wife...

@hippyjason 2 ай бұрын

Or, he's got a brand new one, now.

@mapofthesaviour 2 ай бұрын

@@hippyjason Oh yeah! I just wonder if I should have found it in the Finnish news bc those r a thing lol

@Birdylockso 2 ай бұрын

I could be wrong here, but female thighs don't touch each other. There is a gap, where ISMO uses.

@helenevigdal2531 2 ай бұрын

Some do and some don't. Depends of bodyshape and/or weight.

@Birdylockso 2 ай бұрын

@@helenevigdal2531 The position of the female vagina does require two legs to be a bit apart, distance-wise. Unless both thighs have too much fat that would touch each other, I don't see how there is no gap. I'll find an opportunity to do a visual confirmation later. ISMO has really got me curious about it now..,

@bonnibling 2 ай бұрын

Ismo needs to familiarize himself with the “three diamond test” of women: When standing straight with legs together there should be three diamond shapes formed by the contours of the legs: between the ankles and the calf, between the calf and the knees, and between the knee and the upper thigh. This is allegedly the standard for perfectly-shaped legs. 😊

@richard6440 2 ай бұрын

the “three diamond test” of women: and all this time i thought it was " this ring does not have 3 diamonds in it. We are finished "

@Strakin 2 ай бұрын

If you say there is no gap you are always lying

@CT2507 2 ай бұрын

Meh...

@bibibrin5035 2 ай бұрын

Just say yes. And also: you're very skinny. That should make her very very much happy.

@ranndino 2 ай бұрын

Ismo is definitely not very skinny. Or even skinny.

@jazzysugar3777 2 ай бұрын

Thigh gaps gladly are long over. They've been a dangerous fashion trend in 2014 to 2016 with Cara Delavigne becoming popular. But ever since the Kardashians promoted the thick slim trend, this hype is over. Who's still thinking about thigh gaps??

@LapinPete 2 ай бұрын

I don't think that kardashian "elephant butt" trend is necessarily much better than the preceding "squirrel after a dry summer" butt trend. Why not natural just a natural butt trend?

@jazzysugar3777 2 ай бұрын

@@LapinPete big butts aren't a health risk unless it's not a failed Brazilian butt lift.

@ranndino 2 ай бұрын

@@jazzysugar3777Being fat is a serious health risk actually. It's by far the most serious one. Every single disease is much more likely to affect you or kill you.

@ranndino 2 ай бұрын

Also, the gaps aren't long over. Stop trying to control reality and tell us that your wishful thinking is real. The absolute majority of men still much prefer fit women. Thigh gap doesn't mean anorexic. Fit women who go to the gym and eat right have thigh gaps.

@jazzysugar3777 2 ай бұрын

@@ranndino 🤣🤣you're a fragile and fearful person if one little comment on KZfaq makes you fear being controlled hahahha

@HrRezpatex 2 ай бұрын

Actually i understand your wife`s question. I like thin or skinny woman, and one way to see how thin they are is to see of there is a gap between their legs when they have their legs together. (for those in the "body positive movement": One of the reasons i like thin woman, is because that is a sign of a healthy body.. (and often that is also a healthy mind..) Its a sign that they are not lazy and afraid of moving their body to get things done.

@halfassedfart 2 ай бұрын

Nah there's plenty of thin women with sarcopenic obesity. In lay terms, they're skinnyfat.

@HrRezpatex 2 ай бұрын

@@halfassedfart Of course, no matter what we talk about, we can find the exceptions and pretend that is the normal. But in general, there is ABSOLUTELY no doubt that IN GENERAL a thin body is much more heathy then a fat body. Of course if you are a brainwashed American, you probably will say there is no difference between men and woman and that a fat body is a healthy body. But fortunately that is not my problem, and everyone is free to believe the most absurd things if they want to.

@Not_a_number_ 2 ай бұрын

Thin means unattractively underweight. It always has. I got bullied in school for being thin. Now I get told by fat women that I'm so thin and they think it's a complement. Fortunately I'm not underweight anymore but it does make me remember every time.

@HrRezpatex 2 ай бұрын

@@Not_a_number_ If it means unattractively, why do most men find that most attractive?

@ranndino 2 ай бұрын

@@Not_a_number_Thin doesn't mean underweight. In fact, healthy women are usually thin. You should travel more and get out of the US where obesity is being normalized by the media very hard because most people (women included) are obese. If you go outside the US the majority of women under 40 are what would be called "thin" in US.

@majorbrighton 2 ай бұрын

So when is he going to stop the irony routine? Playing with a language like English is a given, we do it all day long, they even have a name "Dad Joke´s", But this guys stuck on repeat.

@ranndino 2 ай бұрын

If you're not a fan you can choose not to watch 🤷‍♂️

@majorbrighton 2 ай бұрын

Oh but I liked his first jokes based on language and culture, yet he simply needs to move on with some new material. If I did not watch, then I would not know now would I @@ranndino

@fahey5719 2 ай бұрын

Thigh gap is very important. Real Women have it, (unless obese), "trans"/fake/"assumed" Women do not. Anatomy 101. Different bone structure. Males have parallel leg bones, Women show an X pattern, converging at the knees then slightly diverging. Women are designed to deliver Babies, Men are not .

@rouxcool1227 2 ай бұрын

Just to add nuance, not everyone has all the characteristics of is own gender.

@richard6440 2 ай бұрын

@@rouxcool1227 so the beard that my wife has is not ' usual ' ?

@communications23 2 ай бұрын

This is the most stupid thing I've read all day, and I've seen some flat earth posts on facebook. Thigh gap trend is dangerous, unhealthy and creepy, except for the select few women who happen to be of that specific body type (tiny minority).