I half expected this to not be a real video

badjokesbyjeff should change his name to just "jeff" for april fool's day and then make actually bad jokes and then go back to normal the next day

Shoutout to P.M. Seymour for literally mumbling something about scrambled eggs which then caused my brain to activate the Scrambled Egg Impulse and now I have a delicious breakfast. Very cool.

We've been tricked, backstabbed, and quite possibly BAMBOOZLED!

4:20 to quote a semi-popular saying in STEM circles: "You weren't 'better at humanities', you were just an idiot."

5:38 Fun fact, Tolkien's framing of the book is that it, The Lord of the Rings, and the rest of his writings about that world is that they are partial translations of The Red Book of Westmarch. So not only does this apply to the Hobbit but the entirety of Tolkien's legendarium

Ha! You thought you'd get me by releasing bees as I fell asleep? Fool! I do not sleep! _I've been awake many hours..._

ProZD appreciation post: For real though, the best roommate I ever had was friends with his wife (they had a few college classes together) and they had my roommate over for dinner a couple times. She said they were some of the nicest people she ever met.

We need a 48+ hour compilation at some point, the 15 hour one isn't enough anymore

0:48 yeah same, I read the series in 3 days after I couldn't stand to be left on a Cliffhanger after last weeks episode.

I suspect that "'in front of laptop' and "deviled'" probably gives off more than a few red flags. (FTR, more than often that laptop is tuned into one of PM's mega-binges.)

PM, you are objectively right about the sleeping and eggs thing. Like completely and utterly

I cycle through every conceivable sleeping position once I lie down and the position I sleep in is whatever position I happen to be in when I fall asleep. I decide how I like to have my eggs depending on when, where and with what I plan to have them. You really don't need to have a preference. Just do what you feel in the moment

80 chapters in 2 days? rookie numbers. i once read all 114 chapters of kongou banchou in one night (instead of studying for my exams the next day)

8:49 is what I do to all of my OCs all the time always because it is for some reason _immensely_ satisfying. This is when I'd respond to that post about giving your OCs L's with the Bill Wurtz _N O_ clip.

Very hard boiled and on my back without a pillow or sheets or any blanket

10:32 ... I was making a tuna sandwich while listening to this and was in the process of scooping out a spoonful of mayo when I reached this point

0:49 yooo green mage everhood pfp, awesome

I like my eggs scrambled, and I'll sleep in any position that feels comfortable for my body to be in, sometimes I do sleep on my back

9:07 Hunter from The Owl House

My favourite class was mathematics, because numbers are so set in how they work. Language - especially English (six languages smashed together by 1000 years of invasions) - is far more subjective, especially when you consider English classes in English speaking countries is more "So there are mutiple purposes for writing and here is some of the basics". But the one way of using writing I love is fiction, and I love fanfiction as a subset of that usage. Tumblr posts is another fun form too, which I only absorb through KZfaq.

The callout post thing is kind of like a plot point in Phantom of the Idol.

Best April Fool's joke ever

17:10 Fun fact. Cats stretch as a way of saying hello, soooooo

12:32 this is from a warrior cats fan fans called Clangen!

7:02 I didnt want to be called out, I didnt want to! And now i shall cast, FIREBALL 9TH LEVEL!

5:02 god I need this whole story now

9:10 Reinhard Heydrich and Codreanu

You... you made me get a Tumblr account. what have I done?!

Hey Seymour. Sadly the only joke being pulled on me today is by whatever-fucked-up-guy is or is not god. I had to put my dog down today, she was 15 years old and in a lot of pain. Thank you for uploading today, I needed the distraction

14:38 For me my brain went to raven paw and barley from warriors. Like at the beginning there was no reason other then barley gave him a place to stay, but then we got the graphic novel and it was basically cannon

Adding chicken & pico to the taco TIME quesadilla is a pretty low cost, but better quality option!

Honestly great idea! Side sleeper (mostly) and eggs style busted.

Side sleeper, and preferably poached eggs.

18:07 I like that Guys, that's your name from now on( to my metaphorical shoulder spirits).

14:38 Larry the Cucumber and Archibald the Asparagus

19:37 instructions unclear, tried searching “vine berries conspiracy” and got entirely different results.

My life as a crocheter is constant counting and re counting and thanking God for stitch markers and more re counting

About the pokemon raising a human kid, that happened in one of the dpp mangas

19:45 i think wyverns are the type of dragon he's looking for.

4:40 like a tornado, sunny side up.

Thank you for the video.

:40 Sometimes you gotta have something to remember why you don't have it. Like, for example: sometimes I listen to Bawitabaw by Kid Rock to remember exactly why I don't listen to Bawitabaw by Kid Rock

10:40 POG

As someone with skin reminiscent of snow, the concept of drinking mayonnaise is horrifying.

0:30 taco bell chicken & cheese quesadilla goes hard tho

Oh my god I'm early! Mom get the scrapbook!

Literally playing Stardew Valley as I watched this. I was not expecting the mayonnaise jumpscare

8:49 Lith Verhen of [Supreme Magus]

Chest down sleeper and egg souffles cuz its the only way i can prepare eggs

0:49 thats just how it is with that series

171 good amount, keep it up

Holy fuck 7:07 that is ME!! My parent’s have some explaining to do… MOM!?!

its a shota thirst trap, but with some good stuff acculay in the mix. ive read the manga, and it seems to be pretty good, not gonna lie. theres alot of content to adapt, would not be mad if a season 2 came out in like a year of 3!

I mean I used to play my DS in English class but also I appear to comprehend media literacy

4:58 Demily! What are you doing here?

My first early binge compilation.

lol the bennett thumbs up

Anyone know where those patch notes are from? Anyway, fun video! Thanks for uploading!

I hope my boops got to you safely and happily, happy april fool's day!!

ok isnt this just karkat and dave

i prefer a hammock but side sleep otherwise and how i like my eggs depends on my mood and cravings at the time

Does this still count as early? Love this video nevertheless

There I am Gary there I am!

14:26 - CodyWan.

16:16 Oh, hey, I know them!

F…… where’s my horse??

Stomach sleeper, soft scrambled with lots of cheese

14:50 both are good answers but both are WRONG! The real reason they don't kill Eggman is because they know it's pointless Eggman can't die How many times have his machines exploded directly in his face? How many times have his airships fallen out of the sky? And even if we assume eggman always escapes his airships before the crash landing, what about all the times when it explicitly shows eggman falling out of the sky Sonic And The Lost World (Despite it's Low ranking among the fandom) Has an explicit scene where eggman seems to literally fall into Lava and he comes back, and then from the very same game Sonic takes an essential part of egg man's jetpack causing himself to fall from the lost hex and towards the ground wich is miles below Eggman can't die because he has just as much Toon force plot armor as Sonic himself, the only difference is that Eggman can't win either, except when he does win and Sonic has to fight back from the brink of being defeated Like in the other unpopular title "Sonic Forces" I mean even in the original Trilogy it's been shown that Eggman was able to outrun Sonic when escaping the death egg (Obviously sonic wasn't trying to catch up as he'd already won but eggman was still going faster than Sonic at that moment so it kinda counts)

9:13 .....Vriska

Stretching and scratching is not enough, I need to peel myself like a snake.

8:50 Hunter from The Owl House?

Sleeping on my stomach and egg raw

4:11 Maybe they just got lazy as they got older and care less now than when they were in school. Source; I'm that person.

Scrambled & scrambled

i dare someone to read the entirety of the Senyuu mangas (i want to talk about my hyperfixation with someone)

so you know the A.M Seymour thing a while ago? make a video entirely out of that voice and start it with "It's an A.M Seymour" instead of "It's a PM Seymour"

17:07 or even better sisypiss

Oh, it appears i am early. How quaint!

I like hard boiled eggs with salt and pepper and I used to enjoy sleeping on my back Although I prefer scrambled with cheese and laying on my stomach/Side with a pillow between my legs, Honestly it just depends on my mood but I guess I'm "To Be Feared" Whenever I'm really tired and Craving Boiled eggs, then again I'm sure anyone who's that tired and is still willing to boil water just for a few basic eggs is probably someone who you shouldn't mess with

Eating to beef and bean burbito

8:04 zarude movie

Wait! Delicious in dungeon has lesbians!? When are they going to add that chapter to the anime? Or did I miss it and one of the disbanded party members was a lesbian but they didn't spend enough time on them for my dumbass to realize it?

3:05 what are you talking about? plagiarism _started_ on tumblr.

On my side, omelet

4:45 Stomach and Hard Boiled.

4:45 any position help me, please, its been 16hours i wish to succeed at my attempts of sleep, why must we be such fragile creatures. and deviled.

16:11 - Aspergers.

Hehehehhehehehe fooled

Watching this way too late, buuuut! I’m a side sleeper. But I absolutely *HATE* eggs. Bad texture!

Well this as always is confusing

I'm early?

4:21 I remember Caddicarus playing a Sly Cooper game where one of the bosses says something sexist and then you immediately beat him up. This created an accociation in the PlayStation Generation; say something sexist and you'll get beaten up by a raccoon.🦝

4:34; side crescent- deviled eggs. No fancy shit on top just the classic mayo spicy mustard and splash of whisteschtersauce

On my side, omelet

On my side, omelet