" why do wizards celebrate Christmas? " well, simple; the original story of Merlin was, in fact, that a bunch of witches, forced into service of the devil and evil via hereditary contract, created and birthed Merlin, in an attempt to make the anti Christ. it worked. fortunately, a rather clever monk baptized the child, causing him to be born again in the spirit of the lord, without death of his past life, hence, loosing all demonic and evil destiny and pre determination. as such, anyone brought through magic powers outside of there own free will, can be freed through associated hereditary destiny, through baptism. as nearly any wizard seen is a hereditary magic user, it can be said they are , or, through a previous relative, have been freed from all hereditary wicked destinies associated with there power, through there's or another's baptism, they are free of all forced and compulsory wicked associations in there magic, so long as they use it freely and of there own free will . thus, technically, every wizard , witch, and etcetera seen in the hairy potter franchise, if Merlin acts as an originating wizard, operates magic free of wicked hereditary destiny through this principle, and, acts as evidence of a monks cleverness, and, god's giant smiling middle finger, at the devil and the concept of predetermination. : )

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sleepi peep hey did you know this is the best comment ever?

6. He has elves that work for him.

I haven't heard this in like, 12 years?

7. Bag of holding

I never thought of it that way and now I see He was a wizard

Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an "unsatisfactory mark" on your official testing record followed by death.

@@FizzySugarStar well. who cares about their record if they're dead lol

@@agzzradface3113 it's a portal 2 refrence.

@@bagaboo4746 I know.

brb I gotta make a short story with that epic line holy *FUCK*

BRUH

At that point I’d be like fuck magic. At least I can fix the damn computer. This is bullshit

I wanna learn dnd just so this can be funnier to me

You hear a jarring eerie sound as the surface of orb turns dark blue and white lines of text in an unknown language appear on it Yes, I know it's been three years

Wizard: son of a bitch DM: hey, I don’t make the rules Wizard: YES YOU DO! YOU’RE THE DM! DM: …oh…right

Oh Irene 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 the OG name is Lycanthrope oh my Irene 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

They're still moist.

Super Sonic Duo we grow backwards every time we are reminded our bones are moist

They are moist and also W a r m

So you're saying that you DRY them don't do that you are supposed to shed them like a real man

@@porodaxthepunted7582 so women can dry the bones? Good have enough down the basement

You jackass now I'm sad

@@marieparisi4522 I’m gonna make it worst. One time I saw a cloud that looked like genies lamp

Same with Jim Carry

Robin williams played by will smith

Prepare to say farewell to your dry bones

You. I don’t like you.

Actually it's probably the opposite. Your teeth are probably the only bones that are almost always wet. Because when are your teeth dry? After you loose them maybe, but in your mouth they're always wet. Then we look at other bones. Why are they wet? Because of blood flowing throug them? That doesn't make sense. Because of your muscles touching them? But why would that make them wet? They're not coated in liquid or anything and your muscles also aren't really wet. There is a liquud IN them, but not ON them. Wetness is a purely surface thing. So in conclusion, your bones are not wet

I used to intentionally dry my teeth out when I was a child. I liked touching them when they were dry, it was surreal.

Dont. Unless you want Hera to smite you and the kid in horrible ways

I mean it wouldn't even be good. Like he's just going to turn into a golden puddle and whoopsie daisy you're pregnant

this is the internet you are allowed to swear

I am wiccan and worship Greek gods and can confirm it is not a good idea to fuck Zeus

*I* need this

Aww hell yeah

There is a youtuber who does it. Idk if you'd like his voice though.

@@cameoshadowness7757 I have seen him he's great but he's not pm.Seymore level of great

@@karlhyetravelerofworlds I undersrand.

As PM once said, you'd be far more alarmed if they WEREN'T

m yumy

Your organs are all slick.

My bones are not moist. Moisture is for mortals. Say farewell to your lungs

Delie4 Lol I dont get why you were talking to us except for the last sentence Just post two replies if youre going to talk to yourself but also talk to us Anyways i gotta do it now bye

Yes

P.M Seymour.

Pukicho is my rolemodel. I want to become pukicho when I grow up

@@DyingLettuceLMAO Me too, but in order to become God we must defeat him first

absolute unit There can only be one

Pukichu is the moreos guy, and that doesn’t make this any less accurate

I tried this on my dad. He said “pfft, doctors will say ANYTHING” Parents are awful

I almost responded to “I know you better than you know yourself” with “OH YEAH? WHATS MY GIRLFRIENDS NAME?” and I almost outed myself.

@Rowan Furini context? please?

@@thefishyminer3572 General argument about me being apathetic lead to a screaming match (mom and I are both trying to work on our tempers, it’s getting a lot better don’t worry) and she started talking about me being antisocial. She claimed I was an extrovert and said she knew me better than I knew myself, well I’m gay and agender and she has no clue and that led to me almost outing myself. I love my mom to death and we’re usually pretty cool, but from time to time we butt heads due to personality and political differences (see gay and agender) and can get into screaming fights.

@@rowansalem5443 ask her for evidence that you’re an extrovert, because parents always seem to think their introverted children are actually extroverts just being antisocial.

YeeNAW

You're profile picture oddly fits

also sums up necromancy way too well

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that, and as someone with ADHD, I'd like to add that our brains are basically internet browsers, 70 tabs are open, 5 are frozen, and I can't tell where the music is coming from

*I told you I'm taking away ALL distractions*

@@hooodini3322 Is that from the actress who played MJ in spiderman?

Pukicho does not need the power of god and anime on his side for he is stronger

I walk a lonely road the only one I have ever known don’t know where it goes but I walk alone NANA NANA NANA NAAANA

I mean...i can relate

...what does this make gaudy then

Adam Paora Ruler of the Underworld

"hmm, yes, the floor is made of floor..."

*NNNNNNNOOOOOO!!!* *I HAD SO MUCH SULKING TO DO TODAY!*

i refuse

Your sulking and refusals have been denied

Tell that to my diarrhea

I shall tell that to your diarriea

what

Daelyah this raises more questions None that i want answers for

He's building a golem obviously

He's just making fuel with good ol buddy Zeus

Country girls make do

Pukicho makes do

Oh yeah, that happened.

This sorta bs happens close to daily

It that war happened to puki's corn??

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If this is bc of me im sorry i watched your stuff for a Long Time now... i Just kinda forgot :/

I just made a Tumblr account I'm scared of what I've just opened myself up to

KittyPlayz1 I am the one who deserves kittens

@@AceOfBlackjack okay here 🐈🐈🐈

Hiii

It'd be worse if they stopped being moist

Your bones have sponges for their insides.

@@DoubleBoost23 stealing this one for my collection on One-hit kill sentences to say at work

@@phastinemoon Thank you, I appreciate that.

Please don't self harm. Please. If you need to don't cut, just pinch yourself. Do anything else but hurt yourself. I know how hard it can be but Please Don't. Look up a help line there are plenty of people looking to help you and more people care about you than you think

mood

@@mme.veronica735 not what that means but congrats for ruining the mood

*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH I HAVE ALL MY FINGERS -*

@@themostbritishpersonalive868 While yes that comment can be seen as funny murderous intent. It can very easily be seen as someone about to self harm, rather than take chances I wanted to help someone who might need it

Y... Y... Y... *YEEHAW-*

You a dinosaur?

O h

So males also have bobs?

@@aricohen5960 yes

I suddenly want to die 10x more than a second ago

In Cars 2 there was a shop in which a lady-car had no windshield, but when she flipped up her headlights, they were her eyes... What did this mean?

@@DraconicDuelist her eyes are down there. PFF-

THERES AN EXPLAINATION

Also, the armor seems to be mainly used for other things like thrown items, and the like. Armor that could stop a blaster shot would need rare and expensive materials, too difficult for a mass produced army, or would be too unwieldy to use effectively.

@@Antbal-sf2wy like beskar?

fun fact: darth vader's armor is made of the same material as stormtrooper armor.

Idea if a storm trooper is wear armor and gets hit the reason they go flying is because the armor shatters and knocks the guy unconscious but still alive so when they wake up they could pick their gun up and kill that renal scum

Kevin is a massive sweet cinnamon bun full of kindness and hug essence, how DARE you

Thing is,his prediction there actually was true

Same here.

milk

Most likely about the same time you get inside someone else

KanaidBlack SOMEONE ELSE HERE LIKES OSP! Red’s a legend

@@bladesofderp4649 YES, SHE IS!

sina nasa.

We all thought it was a joke. We were fools.

Juan Benjamin we have brought this hell upon ourselves

I knew this would happen

Sometimes offensive jokes are important because they start a discussion what was the joke

@@themostbritishpersonalive868 It was in the subbreddit r/suddenlygay and it was about a guy screaming "it's a boy" and then never going to Thailand again. Thailand is known to have a lot of transgender women in the sex industry so it most likely implies that trans women aren't really women and that if a trans woman is with a cis man it's straight

So you're offended because you assumed the meaning behind a joke? I understand that when you think up something like that its difficult to perceive it any other way but you should stay open minded. You cant know if that was implied or not unless you ask the original poster of said joke.

@@martijnalblas1761 Can you think of any other "funny" meaning to the joke that connects Thailand into it? I can't

@@mme.veronica735 yeah randomly shouting "it's a boy" is hilarious

A man of culture who knows panic! At the disco. Nice

You have BECOME Tumblr

I agree with most of what you said except for the time thing. I think its more like we discovered time rather than inventing it

"and no one (except for this weirdo) has questioned it" This is literally the entire premise behind linguistics and etymology "Words are a social construct" is a thought that backs the careers of all of those people

Just tried it - I’m typing this on my screen with my finger covered in clear nail polish. Sounds like someone is just a quitter

I think I destroyed the rewind button just to rewatch it...

Makes sense. Both are New Yorkers.

I hate to be THAT person, but... You're*

@@Kimmy0721 bruh

Hahahaha same

LET THE VOICE OF LOVE, GIVE YOU CANCERRR

I'm late but NINETEEN NINETY NIIIINE BIZARRE SUUUMMEEEER