“It’s About As Useful As a Handbrake On a Canoe”

“It’s About As Useful As a Handbrake On a Canoe” | Dragons’ Den

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4 жыл бұрын

Tony and Jaimie Smith are pitching their tuk-tuk hailing service which will be based in Liverpool. They're seeking an investment of £65,000 in return for a 20% equity stake in 'City TukTuks'. After a painful start, Touker puts the trio's business model to one side and places himself as a typical tourist...
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@saltypop13 4 жыл бұрын

Peter: "Turnover?" Tom: "I'm fine, thanks I just had a croissant."

@anubusx 3 жыл бұрын

Tony lies flat on the floor.

@mercywambui1942 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@martynapk4314 3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@trailerparkboys3390 3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH F ME

@ao4413 3 жыл бұрын

Loooool

@charo703 4 жыл бұрын

Peter : What's your turnover tony.exe has stopped working.

@beavis4763 4 жыл бұрын

I'm quite partial to an apple turnover

@darklordojeda 4 жыл бұрын

@@beavis4763 Lol, i was gonna be like, "Ummmmm apple?"

@factspeaker4313 4 жыл бұрын

do not understand the word revenue

@LucyMahala 3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha that really made me laugh

@edinaszakacs4929 3 жыл бұрын

404

@Patrick-xo4fq 4 жыл бұрын

What's your turnover? No no It won't turn over its very stable on the road.. "I'm out"

@karishmadas420 4 жыл бұрын

I'm laughing so hard. I can't even

@noname2250 3 жыл бұрын

sir, you have already exited the vehicle 2 minutes ago

@rebeccakaranja8889 3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@alana9478 2 жыл бұрын

Holy bruh I’m dying 😂

@williamgeorgefraser 4 жыл бұрын

"Revenue?" ................. "Income?" "What's that?" "How much money?" "What's money?" "Pounds." "Yes, we're looking for £65,000 from you."

@acesigma06 4 жыл бұрын

But I like ping pong 🏓

@4olufade 4 жыл бұрын

C'mon, has he watched the show?

@XX-qj9sj 4 жыл бұрын

That was painful

@djpeekay25 4 жыл бұрын

You would get more sense out of Homer Simpson

@R33C3. 4 жыл бұрын

@lilfield2884 4 жыл бұрын

This is the worst pitch ive ever seen and im loving it

@Jasper-Holland 4 жыл бұрын

Worse than the automatic waterfilled bath?

@GREEZUS-CHRIST 4 жыл бұрын

Worse than signal flow?

@SB-rf8vo 4 жыл бұрын

Worse than the underwear lady?

@salemkid1979 4 жыл бұрын

@Michael B Flow Signals, Derek Cousins is now a multi-millionaire, who is laughing now?

@ibrahimbinkasim7419 4 жыл бұрын

Worse than the girl whos on a crusade in construction?

@GodotOfficial 3 жыл бұрын

Peter: What’s your net profit? Tony: We were in the navy, we weren’t fishermen

@darklordojeda 3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao this is a great comment.

@johnvonhorn2942 3 жыл бұрын

@@darklordojeda It really is!

@josipperic5366 2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@asifninoy7031 2 жыл бұрын

What on earth man 😂

@rayhoodoo847 2 жыл бұрын

Almost spat out my food

@stuffsummedup22 4 жыл бұрын

I definitely wouldn't invest in a business that depends on the UK having good weather.

@binalith4898 3 жыл бұрын

name checks out

@connoroverall580 2 жыл бұрын

Maybe they should have pitched to Sky Weather....

@edcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpqazwsx 2 жыл бұрын

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

@daviddeida 4 жыл бұрын

I feel safer that they are no longer in the royal navy.

@Tom135 4 жыл бұрын

i saw far more idiots in the fleet than these guys, you should be scared

@liambarrow9416 4 жыл бұрын

Same 😂😂

@TomorrowWeLive 4 жыл бұрын

bet prettyboy had fun in the navy lol

@tanyajackson3833 4 жыл бұрын

Cruel, but fair.😆

@susannah1948 4 жыл бұрын

daviddeida hahaha

@Adam-ny5gp 4 жыл бұрын

Who else saves these episodes until they're eating?

@goughbrandon 4 жыл бұрын

i watch these while eating breakfast

@phillhodges5237 4 жыл бұрын

Adam ha ha , sat here at work eating my sandwiches

@neilpa 4 жыл бұрын

Having some sandwiches right now.....

@BenjaminGoose 4 жыл бұрын

I save these for when I'm pooing, so I guess it's sort of the same thing.

@jefrichan 4 жыл бұрын

Me too funny isn't it

@matthewbell4273 2 жыл бұрын

Peter: “What’s the turnover?” Entrepreneur: “The wheels have been specifically designed to turn over by 360 degrees per revolution”

@alexgoodhindconditioning970 4 жыл бұрын

So he basically just used the "can I phone a friend" life line at the first question 🤣🤣🤣

@the_endling Жыл бұрын

Betty should have come up with a tray full of cupcakes for all she added to the discussion..

@intrepidtomato Жыл бұрын

@@the_endling Betty still had the best answers out of the lot of them, the most to the point. Why wasn't she on there to begin with?

@remchaill9898 4 жыл бұрын

The way the guy's face just went blissfully vacant whenever they asked him for any kind of numbers.. he's lucky the editors didn't dub some creepy merry-go-round music over it.

@irishemogirl6720 4 жыл бұрын

Or chirping crickets.

@madquest8 4 жыл бұрын

The Magic Roundabout!

@moonshinepz 3 жыл бұрын

🤣 it's only a matter of time before someone else dos and uploads it ...

@matthewbell4273 2 жыл бұрын

@@madquest8 Like when the lady in “Spaced” has a job interview.

@withgoddess1119 2 жыл бұрын

😂

@darrennorniron 4 жыл бұрын

One of the worst pitches ever for an absurd business proposal. Excellent television

@StandardGoose 2 жыл бұрын

10/10, would laugh derisively again.

@GennySavastone Жыл бұрын

You know that Nick can beat you up?

@ohmadamn 3 жыл бұрын

Why does Touker always look so happy when hes out of a deal?? He says it with so much enthusiasm

@voidofdeath 3 жыл бұрын

he gets to keep his money

@joecurran2811 3 жыл бұрын

I think he's just a fairly nice bloke.

@5implesimon 3 жыл бұрын

Killing them softly

@Money_J_KC 3 жыл бұрын

He gets to stay in bed

@jhnknws1751 3 жыл бұрын

He gave them a hope by emulating Uber model, made the guy salivate and acknowledge it will be a great business and then pulled out his knife and abruptly slid it in. That was brutal.

@Technicallyimright 3 жыл бұрын

“He was an entrepreneur when I met him” 20 years later, still doesn’t know what revenue is. Lol.

@salemkid1979 2 жыл бұрын

lmfao

@jarednil69 2 жыл бұрын

Haha

@craigm72 Жыл бұрын

Brilliant mate lol

@ryant7677 4 жыл бұрын

"Their touk touk idea took a wrong turn for Touker". What a missed opportunity.

@thetessellater9163 4 жыл бұрын

@rishabh bajaj - I thought it was 'tuk - tuk' ?

@kavalogue 4 жыл бұрын

the tessellater it is

@heavygustav 4 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha

@bc5197 3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing

@kiradotee 3 жыл бұрын

You're hired.

@cun7us 4 жыл бұрын

Kind of ironic how he said to let him do the talking if she's not "confident", then when Peter asks what their turnover is he looks at her for help 😄

@remchaill9898 4 жыл бұрын

hahahaha

@twizzian 4 жыл бұрын

cun7us I think this fail ranks at no2 for me, The SHUC shower head sucker thingy is still at the top

@cun7us 4 жыл бұрын

@@twizzian to be fair, the business idea is not bad, the problem is that they are completely incompetent and not entrepreneurs.

@OoiPaul 4 жыл бұрын

Not being business minded, he was surprised and thought they meant how many times he turns over at night. He thought about it, ...now how should I know cos I'm asleep...turns to his wife ..

@manny45745 3 жыл бұрын

I think the wife knew what turnover and revenue meant she tried to tell him but him being a "man" he was like I got this. This realtionship seems sad, she doesn't seem happy with him.

@Str4t0sPh3rE 3 жыл бұрын

**1 month after Peter invested** Peter: How is my investment doing? Tony: Your what? Peter: My investment. Tony: Ah yes. That is a nice vest for men you're wearing.

@robertj5208 2 жыл бұрын

Nice!!😀👏🏻

@FXlefebure Жыл бұрын

Best comment on this video

@KhenpoDub 3 жыл бұрын

Sometimes I watch these pitches to realize I'm not that bad of a business person

@cpleemusic6680 2 жыл бұрын

Yes! I too seek this kind of validation🤣

@Voicist 4 жыл бұрын

Tuk-tuk: *reverses* Dragons: *applaud excitedly* _We are all just big kids inside_

@naumaanhamid 4 жыл бұрын

That was sarcastic

@ryei6 3 жыл бұрын

I rode a horse for the first time the other day. You can make a well trained horse walk backward and when he did, I acted very similar lol

@hayleymarie5976 2 жыл бұрын

@@ryei6 awesome

@ThumbsHunter Жыл бұрын

surprises and unexpected things are inherently humerous.

@marks6663 4 жыл бұрын

Not even his wife knew. They are dressed in business attire yet don't know what revenue is.

@truecrimejungle 4 жыл бұрын

Man, I feel like the producers purposely bring on good ones, and bad ones and try and avoid the in between. Maybe people are more dumb than I thought, but I gotta think 99% of people trying to start a business, no matter how silly, would know there revenue/profit/markup, etc...I'd understand being nervous, or just not knowing certain words, but they gave him 10 different words for revenue...

@cun7us 4 жыл бұрын

It was embarrassing to watch.

@pippipster6767 4 жыл бұрын

Isn’t it like an avenue for motorbikes ?

@Bollibompa 4 жыл бұрын

@@truecrimejungle If you don't handle the finances and mathematics scare you it's not that easy.

@OoiPaul 4 жыл бұрын

They did not say moolah, dosh, clams, cowrie.....

@WhenRiversMeet 4 жыл бұрын

I love how he is patronising his wife at the beginning “leave it to me” and he is the one who completely messes up!

@vickyhoijord8167 3 жыл бұрын

😆

@connoroverall580 2 жыл бұрын

His hearing also took a turn for the worst....

@huskiehuskerson5300 2 жыл бұрын

You wanna get in their relationship?

@Rwooshbites 2 жыл бұрын

He wasn't patronising her, he was offering support in case she didnt feel confident or sure on what to say.

@sorrenblitz805 2 жыл бұрын

@@Rwooshbites yeah it definitely seemed like some of that exchange was cut out. Seemed like he was saying "If you think you can't leave it to me and I'll take over." Like a tag team exchange.

@VinitTibrewal 3 жыл бұрын

Peter: Turnover? Tom (surprised): I'm not that kind of a guy!

@rebeccakaranja8889 3 жыл бұрын

Oh no you didn't just say that🤣🤣

@dougchance8891 2 жыл бұрын

Vinit Great One 🤣🤣😍

@seancharlie8476 2 жыл бұрын

Hilarious 😆😆

@jaycuthbert245 Жыл бұрын

Will you invest Peter? Because if so ill do more than turn over for you, mate

@greggoso600 4 жыл бұрын

"whats your revenue?" "...Liverpool?"

@psoteriou3884 4 жыл бұрын

You mean our Revue? It's theatrical satirical entertainment consisting of a series of short sketches, songs and dance.

@limeyosu2000 3 жыл бұрын

It’s Liverpool so do you locking wheel nuts on that thing !

@MrVee24 3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@jietroraximoff2805 3 жыл бұрын

Re-*venue*

@blindbrad4719 17 күн бұрын

The inland, but we were mostly overseas…

@harleysq 4 жыл бұрын

so... basically we've built a van and we're driving around solving mysteries in the search for investors

@elliottdennis2014 4 жыл бұрын

harleysq harleysq first mystery: ‘what does revenue mean?”

@Jehannum2000 4 жыл бұрын

I'm old enough to understand this comment. Damn!

@lifesarisk9086 4 жыл бұрын

@@Jehannum2000 you don't have to be old to know what scooby doo is. it's still one of the most popular cartoons.

@anonymousanonymous7765 4 жыл бұрын

lmao

@thatdude034 4 жыл бұрын

And we would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for these meddling dragons.

@lord_scrubington 3 жыл бұрын

Peter: What's your turnover? Them: We have had 3 tuk tuks roll over to this day, though it is reasonable to expect a more to come

@StandardGoose 2 жыл бұрын

We've only been trading for 5 months so we project an annual turn-over of 7.2 tuk tuks. Next year we project that 12 tuk tuks will turn over.

@SparrowwithaMachinegun 2 жыл бұрын

Best comment. deserves way mores votes.

@lord_scrubington 2 жыл бұрын

@@SparrowwithaMachinegun Thx dude XD

@blindbrad4719 17 күн бұрын

No, your revenue? Oh the inland, but we are mostly overseas…

@kayamiller 4 жыл бұрын

I love the fact that the producers and reseachers would of known how clueless there were in business matters and thought this will make great TV sent them into the den.

@SinkyYT 4 жыл бұрын

They need to go home and give their son a slap for saying that a tuk-tuk would be cool in Liverpool.

@kamiko_kourteva 4 жыл бұрын

Well to be fair, he's a child. After looking into the idea, these adults should have clearly come to the assumption that no, actually, that's a horrible idea

@fox2569 3 жыл бұрын

Taking business advice from a kid is a foul

@whatonearth5526 3 жыл бұрын

This comment is too funny

@aquatiger8 3 жыл бұрын

if you're a business-person and seriously took ideas for business from children without properly testing to see if they're marketable ideas, I think the fault lies in you. children will say whatever makes them happy in the moment, you think they think in dollar signs?

@smutnamezatka 3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHA! Amen.

@joeyyears 4 жыл бұрын

Touker doesn't get out of bed until he's slapped out of bed.

@ninadeol9534 4 жыл бұрын

Best comment I've read today 😂😂

@Iburn247 4 жыл бұрын

Haha😂

@sid3549 4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

@oliprj8676 4 жыл бұрын

By his rent boy

@mlrd6622 4 жыл бұрын

I died at this comment ;)

@ariesmelaninchild3133 3 жыл бұрын

I can’t believe they came on national tv to do this to themselves 😩

@missmoanypants 2 жыл бұрын

And to make it worst, it’s now on the internet for the world to see.

@liddybug8311 Жыл бұрын

Haha they made such colossal asses of themselves lmfao

@chetus91 3 жыл бұрын

Touker slapping himself out of his daydream, especially after the guy's optimistic reaction, really had me belly laughing.. What a character, this dragon!

@rinupatel5267 2 жыл бұрын

Literally made me laugh sm

@zainabzahid9140 Жыл бұрын

Gave them hope for no reason sigh

@liddybug8311 Жыл бұрын

Haha he went full savage 🤣🤣 usually it's Peter who lives for destroying people lol

@sizomahlangu5938 4 жыл бұрын

I literally dropped my phone when she said “oh that’s not right, oh yeah that’s right”

@kamiko_kourteva 4 жыл бұрын

I had to pause the video multiple times throughout this video. That was one of those times.

@BenjaminGoose 4 жыл бұрын

Why were you holding your phone?

@BenjaminGoose 3 жыл бұрын

@Tejas Misra Just sit there and watch the video without playing with your phone? I don't understand why people have to be looking at their phone when doing just about everything in life.

@onetwo8932 3 жыл бұрын

@@BenjaminGoose probably watching the video on their phone?

@jietroraximoff2805 3 жыл бұрын

@@BenjaminGoose Why were they holding their phone? Maybe they were standing up or sitting somewhere where there was nowhere to rest the phone(i.e. on a bus). That seems obvious.

@Cloud__ffvii 4 жыл бұрын

Entrepreneur when she met him but doesn’t know what his turnover is.

@daviddeida 4 жыл бұрын

LOL

@lukereeves3711 4 жыл бұрын

20:30hrs Friday

@andrewthornton6192 4 жыл бұрын

I mean it's not that important is it? And who needs operating costs? ,,,

@thoryon7767 3 жыл бұрын

Bruh the turnover part killed me

@snotnews 3 жыл бұрын

He's more about the apple turnover pastries.

@graham9352 3 жыл бұрын

Me: my cars broken Kardoctor: get an electric tuk tuk

@armchairgeneralissimo 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks Kardoctor!

@cristoferjimenez8126 22 күн бұрын

And then your in a hidden and you see flow signals coming towards you

@TheMadAfrican1 3 жыл бұрын

This is his best idea yet... Please bring them back to pitch all their previous ideas to the Dragons. The audience wants to see it.

@pensologohesito 4 жыл бұрын

Bro, the thing just started and I'm already cringing for the fact he doesn't know the turnover...

@thetessellater9163 4 жыл бұрын

How can one be running a new business and not know, bizarre ! I suppose this programme attracts sophisticated business people as well as those with little idea ! These are clearly in the latter group !

@davidmellish3295 4 жыл бұрын

@bitterman co yeah I agree with everything you have said BUT the thing that really floored me wasn't them not knowing their revenue (figures) but not understanding what revenue actually means!!

@phillipsomerset7967 4 жыл бұрын

If you already have a manager before the business is set up, you shouldn't be an entrepreneur.

@elliottdennis2014 4 жыл бұрын

This is the most underrated comment here.

@remchaill9898 4 жыл бұрын

They've been operating for five months.

@phillipsomerset7967 4 жыл бұрын

@@remchaill9898 Personally, i believe you need to produce a stable (incrementing) cash flow, for at-least a year to be classed as having a good business model. If the business is not guaranteed to make money on a monthly basis, its not set-up, and needs more work. This business was not set up, because they couldn't guarantee in-come month after month. And the owner had already made himself more of a liability than an asset by hiring a manager. Pathetic, no entrepreneurial qualities at all. Doomed from the start.

@the_endling Жыл бұрын

Not to mention, the manager they hired was not too competent,

@SamuelSantos_ 3 жыл бұрын

3:11 ‘What’s your turnover?’ ‘It’s a Tuk Tuk m8 just go round any corner and it’ll turn over with ease’

@positivethinker9840 7 ай бұрын

The guy had it written all over his face "I have no clue about my business, please give me money, so I can run away and never have to pay you back."

@Zelgadis21 4 жыл бұрын

they don't watch Dragon's Den at all, huh? How could they not know their turnover lmao

@lukereeves3711 4 жыл бұрын

They thought you eat it not earn it.

@davemurray3203 4 жыл бұрын

They don't even understand what turnover means let alone remember the figures. That was so weird 🥴

@SageTheRage 4 жыл бұрын

@@lukereeves3711 Underrated comment 🏆

@OakApplegardens 4 жыл бұрын

Peter Jones knows what Jessops turnover is, bugger all, even without lockdown.

@sandrajovic9304 4 жыл бұрын

@@SageTheRage disagree. 1/3 r overweight...

@tiprat5051 4 жыл бұрын

The most unprepared pitch in recent history! Peter: How much turnover in the last year? Entrepreneur: What's turnover? How can these people not be prepared for these questions after 15 more years of this show being on air?

@BoingBB 4 жыл бұрын

The one thing people are ALWAYS grilled on is the financial side of the business! To not have those details at hand is disastrous. Doomed before they even started.

@calebsmith462 3 жыл бұрын

Because it's a show! Which means these aren't necessarily completely authentic...

@7z967 3 жыл бұрын

Call me uncultured but I just heard about Dragons Den

@BenJones1127 3 жыл бұрын

Imagine if when asked the question they really just stood there in awkward silence for like 2 minutes

@jaycuthbert245 Жыл бұрын

Apparently these pitches can last several hours sometime so it may have been longer than 2 minutes of silence lol can you imagine lol!?!?

@simpleasliam657 4 жыл бұрын

I like Nick, he is clever, pays attention and finds flaws in people's businesses but is also fair

@acesigma06 4 жыл бұрын

Touker has an office in London, you can park them there

@ajax2911 4 жыл бұрын

I think me and two strangers down the local could have come up with a better pitch and business model within 5 minutes. Most cringey one of these I've seen in ages.

@dopemusic6414 4 жыл бұрын

How about that girl that pretended to faint and got help.

@sukhoi3572 4 жыл бұрын

Almost looks staged as well

@24magiccarrot 4 жыл бұрын

Probably many a successful business started with the right people striking up a conversation over a pint or three.

@kenziepickles 4 жыл бұрын

@@dopemusic6414 LOL which one? The bubble bath one or the one who got wheeled out eating a banana

@jrbs 4 жыл бұрын

I just blushed on their behalf! 😳

@SciFiSamurai1701 8 ай бұрын

I love how they freeze at the very first business question they're asked. And, all that after he tells her to be confident and he'll take over if she doesn't know what to say.

@philcharnockz 3 жыл бұрын

This is one of the most painful things I’ve watched. Yet I really enjoy it..

@travisdk84 4 жыл бұрын

They never stopped to ask themselves why you dont see tuk tuks outside of southeast asia where it's warm all year round. I bet all the tourist who go to the uk really miss out on seeing the iconic british tuk tuks

@the_endling Жыл бұрын

And in SE Asia they use them because you can pack many humans in a cheap and tiny space without regards for safety.. I've seen a car hit one of these, not pretty 🤦🏼‍♀️

@sayamqazi Жыл бұрын

@@the_endling I have seen cars hitting cars. Not pretty either.

@JacaboBlanco Жыл бұрын

@@sayamqazi try getting whalloped in a tuk tuk. Even worse lol.

@austinbux Жыл бұрын

There are a lot of Tuk Tuks on the streets of central London offering tourists rides around.

@SirPeterlll 4 жыл бұрын

If you dont know the financial stuff then dont bother coming into the den.

@djpeekay25 4 жыл бұрын

NSA agent 100%

@truecrimejungle 4 жыл бұрын

unless your jeff bezos or elon musk, what's the point of even getting out of bed in the morning as a business owner who isn't aware of what your turnover is...

@goldbullet50 4 жыл бұрын

This is what happens when people with no basic understanding of entrepreneurship start doing business. These are the BASICS. It's like building a house with no foundations.

@victorespino5650 3 жыл бұрын

Anyone pitching a business has to known some basic numbers

@PHNX0 2 жыл бұрын

The crazy point here is that to know to come on the show you must have seen an episode, and seen these questions get asked to expect them. I just can’t understand why you’d even go on without knowing these

@dandominare 8 ай бұрын

4:56 I'd hardly call him "on the warpath" for asking what their annual revenue is. It's pretty much the first question they ask everyone.

@RockinRhinox 2 жыл бұрын

I have never seen a pitch go down in flames so quickly. Peter starts out by asking the most basic question, "what's your turnover?" and these two basically go blue screen of death on him.

@feonor26 7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@themug406 7 ай бұрын

@@feonor26 Npc

@feonor26 7 ай бұрын

@@themug406 what?

@tobymacdonald5893 5 ай бұрын

@@feonor26he looked like an npc that had finished his dialogue

@feonor26 5 ай бұрын

@@tobymacdonald5893 haha true

@dopemusic6414 4 жыл бұрын

The fact he said he's had lots of ideas 😂😂😂💡💡💡 I can only imagine his other great ideas.

@kamiko_kourteva 4 жыл бұрын

And this one is the best one??? He must be surrounded by the dumbest Yes Men in England.

@eugenecheong7066 3 жыл бұрын

A waterproof teabag...

@shizenjapan 3 жыл бұрын

@@eugenecheong7066 LOL. Love this comment!

@jamiesmith4745 4 жыл бұрын

2:04 “Ladies first” *Touker walks in first*

@FRANCESCA01234 4 жыл бұрын

ELLIPSES Is Power looool

@jimsuniverse4954 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@HK_Musician 7 ай бұрын

Peter: "turnover?" Tom: "no, they're pretty safe."

@LeontiusInvictus 4 жыл бұрын

The dragons are always keen to explain why they are out. They drop so much knowledge and ideas for future opportunities in improving a failed pitch, but you have to wonder if it goes in one ear or out the other. Absolutely ludicrous.

@breakme19 4 жыл бұрын

They literally don’t know what the word “revenue” means 😩 Jesus these plops were in the Navy?!?

@oz_jones 4 жыл бұрын

_Rule Britannia, Britannia rules the waves_

@Quartzaoe 3 жыл бұрын

Well, to be fair, you don't need to know what revenue and turnover is to be in the navy. You do if you open a business though

@rainawareness1495 3 жыл бұрын

@@Quartzaoe The point is that they're dumb.

@vickyhoijord8167 3 жыл бұрын

😆

@LikeAcrid 2 жыл бұрын

LEXA SUPREMACY

@pippipster6767 4 жыл бұрын

When peter said handbrake on a canoe ... the scousers thought ... hang on, we could do that.

@anubusx 3 жыл бұрын

lol

@tomhaskett5161 Жыл бұрын

Or a sunshine roof on a submarine!

@muskndusk Жыл бұрын

Or the proverbial chocolate teapot.

@AdamJonesPhoto 10 ай бұрын

'Leave the talking to me....' First question ...SILENCE 😂😂

@ihato8535 3 жыл бұрын

Tony: "And it reverses too!" Peter: "Wow!!! Alright, so what's your revenue?" Tony: *[surprised pikachu face]*

@Darksword-786 4 жыл бұрын

Seriously this whole pitch became a mess after the first question.

@kirkjohnson9353 4 жыл бұрын

Classic case of people working for the government and then assuming running a business would be just as easy. You don't need to be informed or competent- just show up and you are a hero.

@dopemusic6414 4 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment seriously. I can imagine he probably read a personal development book and thought I'll have a go.

@elliottdennis2014 4 жыл бұрын

I don’t imagine that either of them had leadership roles, or held any sort of responsibility in the Navy. I know a few Royal Navy officers and former military and they’re all competent and put together people with high intelligence. When faced with this situation, even if they didn’t know what turnover meant, they would have deduced what the dragons would want to know and would certainly know, by heart, the basics of their business. These types of people aren’t normally your usual incompetent bureaucrat

@joeflanagan7450 4 жыл бұрын

Serving his country in the navy you mean ?

@PHNX0 2 жыл бұрын

You’re not wrong Kirk. There’s a stereotype of ratings/JR’s not getting promoted whilst still in, then demobbing thinking they know and can do better. This is a good example

@Black.Sabbath 2 жыл бұрын

@@elliottdennis2014 Interesting, my boss is a salesman and ex-military. Very good at it, too.

@MrPantherPants 3 жыл бұрын

“if you get stuck i’ll bail you out” *literally gets asked one question* “uhhhhhhh”

@armchairgeneralissimo 2 жыл бұрын

Not only that it's the most basic question that any investor would ask.

@olliedylan1381 3 жыл бұрын

They have the vacant stares of a couple who would try and get you into a Pyramid Scheme

@Khonnell66 4 жыл бұрын

Jesus Christ, they fell at the first hurdle 😂

@chinmayravindrashah 4 жыл бұрын

Niall Connell I would have forgiven Jenny if she’d said “I’m out” at the end of their first question

@killler240 4 жыл бұрын

Right what's your Turnover 😐 Revenue 😐Sales 😳

@sovietonion72 4 жыл бұрын

Answer 🤔

@cherrybarb4651 4 жыл бұрын

"What's your revenue?" *crickets* omg.

@PetersonZF 4 жыл бұрын

I don't think these people had seen Dragon's Den before.

@Xkaputa 4 жыл бұрын

Tuk tuks are not suitable for the UK weather!

@Smithjones12 3 жыл бұрын

Pay to get hyperthermia while sightseeing 🤔

@pattipeters9861 3 жыл бұрын

But y'all have double decker buses...

@cupidwxings 3 жыл бұрын

@@pattipeters9861 double deckers usually only come out in the summer, they are rarer in other seasons.

@joshuatoms8032 4 жыл бұрын

This was the most unprepared proposal ever!

@Hoopspur 4 жыл бұрын

Tells the wife if she's having problems leave it to him. Comes across as more clueless than the wife.

@royfr8136 4 жыл бұрын

"Turnover" you do not have to be a specialist to know the meaning of turnover...

@aj00 4 жыл бұрын

“Turnover?” That dudes reaction was great

@seanhealymusic7383 4 жыл бұрын

When Touker got into the driver seat of the touk touk at the start I thought he was start driving and shout "touk touk Touker Sullyman!"

@SneakyGenius Жыл бұрын

That tuk tuk a turn for the worse lol 😆

@R33C3. 4 жыл бұрын

Dragons- 'So what's your turn over?' Them- 'Yes.'

@Deam0007 4 жыл бұрын

haha

@djbillye4943 4 жыл бұрын

lol

@lord_scrubington 3 жыл бұрын

Them: we have had 3 tuk tuks roll over to this day, tho we expect a few more in the future.

@themug406 7 ай бұрын

No one that pressed like on this has an iq over 80

@Pmb-vp9ok 4 жыл бұрын

bruh how does he not know his turnover

@peterd788 4 жыл бұрын

Or his costs. It's insane.

@team3383 4 жыл бұрын

Not important; he traveled the world with the Royal Navy .......

@ghit2494 4 жыл бұрын

Team33 😂

@davesmith3075 4 жыл бұрын

PMB Skills he didn’t know what turnover was let alone the turnover of the business

@davidmellish3295 3 жыл бұрын

It's not that he didn't know his turnover it's the fact he didn't know what the word turnover meant

@canag0d Жыл бұрын

What’s your net profit? We don’t sell nets…

@jAyTeEo9 2 жыл бұрын

That gulp Tony did when asked what is your turnover. My goodness me. 😂

@Henry-cf4oo 4 жыл бұрын

I'm not one to judge a book by it's cover but when I saw Linda - the finance guru walk to the den, I was like "oh no, this is heading only one way, down" and I was quite right

@remchaill9898 4 жыл бұрын

And yet she's probably the only reason they even lasted five months.

@Jehannum2000 4 жыл бұрын

How many Lindas have you met in your life?

@BravoIllusion 2 жыл бұрын

The fear in the lads voice as he summoned her 💀💀💀

@Black.Sabbath 2 жыл бұрын

Of course you're not.

@PH30N1X11 4 жыл бұрын

UPDATE: (2016) Liverpool’s Tuks Tuks have reached the end of the road and are due to stop their tours of the city later this month. The company says it cannot continue from their current base at the Albert Dock and have been unable to find an alternative location, although the council says they have offered other sites which have been turned down.

@lovely-mk4rt 4 жыл бұрын

🌺 thanks

@limeyosu2000 3 жыл бұрын

Wonder if they would have done better in London a lot more tourists all year round too!

@G_Little 3 жыл бұрын

Quality presentation here. Glad they brought in the 3rd woman who also knew nada lmao

@oteelia9789 2 жыл бұрын

They’ve literally just had this idea, and skipped probably 100 steps to have the product without doing any kind of research, any kind of business education and no actual plans in place and fully expected everyone to just fall over each other to invest. That would be like a tradesperson starting a bakery without any previous knowledge and experience and expecting it to flourish by hiring a homemaker as GM whose only experience is that they like eating bread 🤷‍♀️

@dan003 4 жыл бұрын

Massively embarrassing for the three of them, but mostly the couple. They must be ashamed of themselves for their utter incompetency.

@TippiGordon Жыл бұрын

I don't know if they're smart enough to fully realize how badly they did, let alone be ashamed.

@thedunyadoneya2628 4 жыл бұрын

12:35 - "I went on a little dream" They were offering much more than 2% touker, you should be out of bed.

@ethank5681 4 жыл бұрын

Next Gen Trent excellent execution of character themed meme!!

@Tom_Het 4 жыл бұрын

Touker gets into bed for 20%.

@Spinal5678 Жыл бұрын

Linda after five minutes in the den: "I'm more on the operational side of the business...We actually have a few more directors sitting downstairs who might have a clue about those number thingies, you're asking about."

@MrBradfordchild Жыл бұрын

Costs £36000 a year to run, will bring in £40000 a year. That’s a massive £76.92 profit per week! Who wouldn’t want to hop on the Tuk Tuk gravy train??!!!?

@zevim.z.b3215 4 жыл бұрын

Not really helping with the Liverpool stereotypes

@Jehannum2000 4 жыл бұрын

A company in India reported 5 missing tuk-tuks just before this episode aired.

@chrisabruzzi2803 3 жыл бұрын

which are? (foreigner here)

@Seanner16 4 жыл бұрын

I like how they clapped when it reversed

@HighTen_Melanie 4 жыл бұрын

TheSimon253 🤣🤣🤣

@terranceparsons5185 3 жыл бұрын

They also ooh and aaah at fireworks

@noi5emaker Жыл бұрын

TIP: Before you go to the Den, memorise every single number on your balance sheet. No excuses!

@ciaranfarrell1362 Жыл бұрын

"what questions do you think they'll ask"? "Prolly 'bout karaoke, important stuff like dat"

@seanhealymusic7383 4 жыл бұрын

That pitch touk a bad turn

@Walsallfan 4 жыл бұрын

This is embarrassing 🤦🏼‍♀️

@moltderenou 4 жыл бұрын

When the producers show a clip of somebody saying “leave it all to me” you know it will go downhill from there on.

@the_endling Жыл бұрын

Or when they are super confident and prepared!

@Skrymik Жыл бұрын

“What do you project your sales will be next year?” “We were thinking a strong white fabric that catches the wind well.”

@seasonedbeefs Жыл бұрын

Hahahaha 🤣😂🤣😂

@legallyfree2955 Жыл бұрын

Taking into account they used to be in the Navy, this comment is heavily underrated, I got a laugh.

@ellessandraramsay1841 4 жыл бұрын

Tony: Just be confident. If you're not, leave it to me. Jaimie: OK Peter: What's the turnover? Tony: * crickets *

@RealityCheck6T9 4 жыл бұрын

"If you're not confident I'll take over alright" Then look at how they hold hands

@vinmedia7578 2 жыл бұрын

yes great spot! she is on top and in front leading him haha

@daddypig.5796 3 жыл бұрын

0:30 “ just think about the answers you’re giving. Be confident, if you’re not, just leave it to me. I’ll take over.” 3:10- 3:35 yeah , that went well !!! The most excruciating silence I’ve ever seen.