It's Do Or Die For Ted Cruz... Probably The Latter

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8 жыл бұрын

Ted Cruz squared off against nemesis Donald Trump by once again digging into his '80s movie reference guide.
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@Zimionz 8 жыл бұрын

"The question everybody here should ask ...." "Are you Canadian?" I completely lost it at that moment. Absolutely hilarious!

@seer1623 3 жыл бұрын

I'm Canadian. I find that totally offensive, ha ha.

@justinjauernig8675 Жыл бұрын

Not really. It made that dude look like the classic moron who can't have. An intelligent debate because of how utterly stupid he is. Give them any facts and they will claim it's a lie. When they get nothing but lies from dishonest Donald

@jayspades9394 8 жыл бұрын

Ted leaves these long gaps in between his sentences, perfect fit for a troll.

@Tombee2 8 жыл бұрын

ikr

@radams36 8 жыл бұрын

He's like a living Rocky Horror Picture Show (without the class).

@omalor 7 жыл бұрын

Jay Spades Obama is better with gaps.

@J.B24 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, he should have called that dude a coward for wearing the glasses.

@lilianmiramontesjr.7550 8 жыл бұрын

makes sense that the zodiac killer would be offspring of an assassin 😂😂😂😂😂

@AlejandroAlexHernandez 8 жыл бұрын

lol

@CraZyGuY10200 8 жыл бұрын

The wizard of oz trump gets me every time lol

@byLizee 8 жыл бұрын

+Kyle Guidry esp. this one, LMAO

@shaeugfie 8 жыл бұрын

Same

@Beeg_Boy 8 жыл бұрын

Yeah, Trump out of context is hilarious.

@theDizzyONE 8 жыл бұрын

+SmashJake trump IN context is hilarious haha

@LyingPrauses 8 жыл бұрын

+SmashJake what other context is there for saying you'll date your daughter?

@KyleS.1987 8 жыл бұрын

Ted's just BEGGING to be interrupted with those obnoxiously long pauses.

@xSteeLer7 8 жыл бұрын

Seriously. That only works when you're behind a mic giving a speech.

@z4k4z 8 жыл бұрын

+Kyle S. Cruz: darn it! I'm "auditorium mode" when I should be in "street mode". Zzzzztt! Ah, that's better. Now where were we...? Oh, too late.

@mariokarter13 8 жыл бұрын

Not even Obama was that incompetent

@Kim-tf3if 8 жыл бұрын

+Kyle S. It is annoying. Like a preacher at the pulpit.

@z4k4z 8 жыл бұрын

+iam moody Comes naturally to Cruz. Perhaps that's his next career move.

@Gam3Junkie 8 жыл бұрын

"Lovingly stroking the iceberg"..haha

@AlejandroAlexHernandez 8 жыл бұрын

lol

@Secretman33 8 жыл бұрын

Now that Ted Cruz isn't running anymore he will start his spree again

@nathannewbury1398 8 жыл бұрын

Lol

@jessicavrusso8141 8 жыл бұрын

+secretman33 And he'll know who to kill first

@webduelist 8 жыл бұрын

+secretman33 its just Trump now, kasich is going to be dropping out.

@jessicavrusso8141 8 жыл бұрын

Also the heckler

@JMG_86 8 жыл бұрын

+secretman33 O + - V A + - 0

@Thumbsupurbum 8 жыл бұрын

Just a couple of hours after they recorded this show Cruz dropped out. I can't wait to see the Hunger Games skit on Cruz.

@LordSlag 8 жыл бұрын

+Flintstoned THE HUNGRY FOR POWAR GAAMMMEEEZZZ!! HAHA! YES...

@dodopoopinpoop 8 жыл бұрын

Same

@Tori-mh7fg 8 жыл бұрын

+Flintstoned fuck yes.

@Robotic_Rampage 8 жыл бұрын

+Flintstoned Cruz-Kasich Hungry for Power Games Combo!

@user-sg1se8cl7l 8 жыл бұрын

Anderson cooper

@AndySmith606 8 жыл бұрын

That Trump supporter should get his own late night show

@hyperion1028 8 жыл бұрын

IKR XD

@OrcoDevelopment 8 жыл бұрын

+Andy Smith How is it possible someone could be that dumb and yet that quick on his feet at the same time?

@theskyenout 8 жыл бұрын

+OrcoDevelopment Ted's pauses were THAT long.

@unvergebeneid 8 жыл бұрын

+Andy Smith Well, shouting "You're lying. LYING TED!" like a kindergartner is neither a good argument nor funny so ... nah.

@hyperion1028 8 жыл бұрын

+Penny Lane Its funny deal with it.

@The1stFishBone 8 жыл бұрын

5:17 If Ted didn't pause after every other word this wouldn't happen.

@BrentWigginsWords 8 жыл бұрын

+The1stFishBone It was still disrespectful.

@tobylicious494 8 жыл бұрын

+Brent Wiggins Cruz is a professional debater and public speaker and he was completely out of his element againt that there red nick.

@BrentWigginsWords 8 жыл бұрын

One person may know something the other is unaware of, sure, but if you can't tell that other what is unknown to them in a respectful way, you shouldn't be speaking. Share because you care, not because you want to attack a person. Even if they deserve to be talked to at a low level, don't, let them be the low one, not you.

@BrentWigginsWords 8 жыл бұрын

***** I agree, that underhanded tactic does not work in anyone's favor. Instead of having to be politically-oriented all the time, politicians should have the common voice of the people. As for respect, it goes both ways.

@BrentWigginsWords 8 жыл бұрын

***** It is true. Getting to the point and giving clarity needs to prefaced, before and after. I won't say Cruz isn't well-spoken, but he does take a long time addressing topics. A declarative statement needs to be more than a promise, which I feel Trump has said so many promises but has not made them realistic or a tangible possibility. Trump is hard for me to get around to while Cruz, slow as he may be, would be given the benefit of the doubt. I understand though that won't cut it for the presidency. Bernie is the only one making sense in my eyes.

@allenmadathil4513 8 жыл бұрын

Man I wanted to see Colbert talk about Cruz's suspension. Now I gotta wait a day 😭

@haranjung5190 8 жыл бұрын

To be honest, when he said "THIS... is The Road To White House", I waited so hard for it to be "The Hungry for Power Game".

@luciensegurasegura3464 8 жыл бұрын

+Syrup & Pancakes I'd love to see caligula back!

@KrimsonVagus 8 жыл бұрын

Trump and his supporters have done the impossible: They made Ted Cruz look sympathetic. And I can't believe I'm saying that...

@deltbrah5166 8 жыл бұрын

When cruz was getting roasted i was dying lmfao just walked right into those comebacks.

@BlueWoWTaylan 8 жыл бұрын

It is suprisingly accurate how I pictured Trump supporters O.o My god it is terrifying.

@gublinchscrivener7891 8 жыл бұрын

+Taylan Ertan It's like if Jayne Cobb was a 90s kid who got into politics.

@URKillingme100 8 жыл бұрын

+Taylan Ertan Yes, this guy is THE typical Trump supporter. And most never even voted before, never mind hold a political sign.

@brianblair8043 8 жыл бұрын

I'm A Former Democrat Now A Independent I Voted For Trump First Time I Ever Voted at the age of 31,I Just Turned 32 I Study Politics Very Smart Person.Trump has Great Policy's Education Getting Rid Of Common core Have Some Competition Charter,Valcher Schools With Local Education,Trade We r Ripped Off By Every Many Country's Losing Closer to 800 Billion $ a Year,Losing Thousands of Factory's,Company's,Millions of Jobs Sense Clintons NAFTA,Bringing China n To The World Trade Organization.Obama Is Trying To Pass TPP Whip the Country out of Jobs.Trump Put His Business People Over These Trade Deals,A Tariff on China Would Bring The 500 Billion $ Trade Deficit Way,Way Down,Keep Jobs Here Bring Jobs Back To The U.S. With Also Lowering Corporate Tax Down Were We Can Compete.Defend Our Borders 16,500 Border patrol Agents Endorsed Trump,Health Care Obama Care is a Disaster He has a plan On His Site Bur there r Other Alternatives,Tax Company's Who Try to Leave 4 Mexico Trump 2016

@ninetailedfox579121 8 жыл бұрын

+BRIAN BLAIR "Very Smart Person" - I just can't.

@evanwheeler634 8 жыл бұрын

+Kupo Warkson to add to that, he capitalized every single word!

@thecauseandfx 8 жыл бұрын

Funny to see Ted Cruz's amateurish "dramatic" pauses in speech finally backfiring on him.

@taxiuniversum916 8 жыл бұрын

+thecauseandfx So true!!!!!!!!!

@ISwagBroo 8 жыл бұрын

@JohnSmith-te4ll 8 жыл бұрын

"Bravely, Ted cruised on." Stephen. You're killing me.

@rsquare32 8 жыл бұрын

"What is the question that everyone wants to ask here?" "Are you Canadian?" LMAO

@delibertatem4922 8 жыл бұрын

That trump supporter is a great roaster.

@SushantThapaliya 8 жыл бұрын

Woo! *Hungry for Power Games* tomorrow! _Farewell Tribute Cruz. The odds were never in your favour.._

@c.i.demann3069 8 жыл бұрын

Never wrestle with a pig, Ted. You both get dirty, but the pig likes it.

@fishermanWyatt-qg6tw 8 жыл бұрын

Confucius says

@KinesiologyKris 8 жыл бұрын

+Morgan Freeman Morgan narate my videos ;-)

@Rythmboy2 8 жыл бұрын

Trump is pig indeed and Hillary is the bacon master

@alfonshomac 8 жыл бұрын

lmao "are you canadian?" haha that's some quick wit for a William of the hill.

@1mfilms 8 жыл бұрын

4:18 I've rewatched this exchange about a dozen times already. lol

@seanquinn1546 8 жыл бұрын

HUNGER FOR POWER GAMES THIS WEEK! GET PUMPED!!!!!!!!

@PeefRimgarGames 8 жыл бұрын

I personally think Trump is just going "What kinda shit can I say and still be considered a candidate?" Sometimes I think he's just playing games.

@URKillingme100 8 жыл бұрын

+Mungebimp13 Reminds me of the white guy in Boston last week that took police on an hour long high-speed chase. When they finally caught him he asked, "What do I have to do to get shot here?" I think we all know the answer to that one.

@jawadad802 8 жыл бұрын

+Mungebimp13 he's gonna let the DNZ buy him out (the GOP underbid at Trumps price and overestimated the IQ of their own voters) ...unfortunatly he got the crazies so riled up I doubt if even he can sabotage his own nomination at this stage....He could rape a nun on times square and his supporters would go " yea, well, she had it coming' playing coy with that burka, filthy muslim!"...if Obama did a state of the union speech today it would just say: BAD!

@jawadad802 8 жыл бұрын

+Mungebimp13 sorry DNC

@ashmorris5969 8 жыл бұрын

+Mungebimp13 With everything he's been saying, I feel like he's trying to get kicked out or lose voters, but for some reason he keeps getting more.

@PeefRimgarGames 8 жыл бұрын

Cherish Fiction It's like he's got so much money he's accidentally buying voters.

@TheAdidaskicks23 8 жыл бұрын

Lol that guy killed Ted Cruz during his weird.....pauses in between.......sentences.

@Xenophontes 8 жыл бұрын

Cruz: Sir, America is a better country.... Dude: without you... HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

@KambEight 8 жыл бұрын

Good god. Who is Donald Trump if his supporters can make me feel sorry for Ted Cruz?

@mrweatherby 8 жыл бұрын

+KambEight Biff. And somehow we're all forgetting his one weakness: getting a truckload of cow turds dumped on him. Where are the cow turds, Cruz!?

@AlejandroAlexHernandez 8 жыл бұрын

+Blorp Weatherby lol

@johnnycto7576 8 жыл бұрын

+KambEight It's the Alien vs Predator.

@D01018004 8 жыл бұрын

Haha... They both suck. Which STD would you rather not have? Lol

@johnnyskinwalker4095 8 жыл бұрын

+KambEight nice try dimwit, it's more like Cruz looked like a genuine clueless dude onfit to hold office.

@stevie68a 8 жыл бұрын

I met Stephen in Central Park for some kind of commercial being made. He is a very nice guy out of character. I'm glad he's doing so well.

@bonmot7850 8 жыл бұрын

By "met" you mean "accosted"

@robthebuilder1000 8 жыл бұрын

Stephen doesn't even have to write his own material anymore Indiana does it for him

@erik8467 8 жыл бұрын

"are you Canadian" I am done lmao

@HelloFutureMe 8 жыл бұрын

So I'd give it 2 weeks before the Zodiac Killer makes an appearance.

@qanh96 8 жыл бұрын

can't believe I'm saying this but I actually feel bad for Cruz

@LiveLXStudios 8 жыл бұрын

+quang anh nguyen tien He's a shitty person, but even he seems good in comparison to the average Trump supporter.

@jincyquones 8 жыл бұрын

+quang anh nguyen tien Ted Cruz directly led to the 2013 government shutdown because he wouldn't let the Senate pass a budget that didn't defund the food stamp program and gut Obamacare (which would've left millions without healthcare). That man doesn't deserve sympathy from anyone.

@Cmackie311 8 жыл бұрын

Cruz believes in his own values, which I can respect. Despite not agreeing with him on nearly everything, I can respect the guy for fighting for what he believes in. In other news, thank god he dropped out

@JamesExcell-InterJex 8 жыл бұрын

I DO NOT.

@madisonshay 8 жыл бұрын

+quang anh nguyen tien I personally do not feel bad for that transphobe

@andrewc4112 8 жыл бұрын

Trump's supporters didn't pull out his strongest campaign ad yet: "Yo mama" What other strokes of brilliance will we see from the man who thinks National Enquirer is on par with Reuters?

@AlejandroAlexHernandez 8 жыл бұрын

lol

@doughboydevito4529 8 жыл бұрын

+Allergic To Everything W.

@JazzKeyboardist1 8 жыл бұрын

+Allergic to Everything ......What other strokes? Probably taking the oath of his first office..What was his Vietnam?

@shaneford9267 8 жыл бұрын

he couldve easily said that trump wants to repeal obamacare... thats a strong point.

@anderssonarad2552 8 жыл бұрын

in the 1st picture Ted Cruz looks like Paul Bearer without mustache

@fieryeasy 8 жыл бұрын

lol Cruz thought he could have an intelligent conversation with a trump supporter.

@RiderZer0 8 жыл бұрын

The problem was that he wasn't intelligent either. You don't talk down to people like that otherwise you're going to o get hit with sarcasm and quirky remarks lol.

@gustavoflores4971 8 жыл бұрын

+scrubslover9 Exactly, that's kindergarten politics. A good campaign manager would never let that happen, Cruz's so innocent.

@3744012 8 жыл бұрын

+fieryeasy It was still more intelligent than a conversation with Trump himself.

@bigdog4574 8 жыл бұрын

+fieryeasy Lol, the Irony.... republicans fostered the culture of idiots and now it's finally growing up and is killing them.

@Tombee2 8 жыл бұрын

+Mathieu C bruh XD

@daliasrz9577 8 жыл бұрын

"Are you Canadian?" LMAO 😂😂😂

@SlipperyTeeth 8 жыл бұрын

That Biff Tannen line was a stroke of genius. I think I might support Cruz now...and...too late.

@jaredlingle3623 8 жыл бұрын

but seriously, Donald Trump is Biff.

@SuperYuuki3 8 жыл бұрын

That shouty guy is my favorite Disney princess

@MusicOrLoseItTV 8 жыл бұрын

May the failed 2 party system end.

@phillefever1934 8 жыл бұрын

+jeff4justice Oh it has... Only one from here on out now

@dulla93 8 жыл бұрын

+jeff4justice *May The 4th be with you

@MusicOrLoseItTV 8 жыл бұрын

***** Wishful thinking brings about change.

@MusicOrLoseItTV 8 жыл бұрын

***** Like what? Illuminati? New World Order?

@theTIVANshow 8 жыл бұрын

this has got to be the funnest KZfaq video I have seen in a long time

@manish236 8 жыл бұрын

I was really hoping for Ted to continue my unfinished work. #Letdown #adolfing

@wesguffey4503 8 жыл бұрын

+Too much gas bill Pretty sure Trump's gonna do it for you.

@Luke-eo6kp 8 жыл бұрын

+Too much gas bill You still got hitlery!

@brianc4056 8 жыл бұрын

WHERES MY HUNGRY FOR POWER GAMES!

@JaBarge303 8 жыл бұрын

Next episode cause they dropped out today

@fishermanWyatt-qg6tw 8 жыл бұрын

They should have asked Cruz if he was the zodiac killer

@rjhale9261 8 жыл бұрын

"Ted Cruzed on" im so done right now xD

@bige8949 8 жыл бұрын

It takes Trump to make Cruz look sane.

@saltchan2 8 жыл бұрын

+Gísli Stefán very profound comment

@ralphbernhard1757 8 жыл бұрын

For everybody with an IQ over 90, this show is hilariously anti-Trump. For everybody with an IQ under 90, it's a campaign ad for Trump...

@Tombee2 8 жыл бұрын

well it all depend it's only a plus to idiotic trump supporter I'm mean if your smart enough to realize that trump is a dumb ass then no but if not we'll...

@mananttheegg9185 8 жыл бұрын

Or for non-ignorant people, this is a left biased show and should be taken as seriously as Fox News. #Trump2016

@brgtramo 8 жыл бұрын

+Manant Theegg If you're voting for Trump you're already an ignorant. So there is that too...

@Ba12a198 8 жыл бұрын

+Manant Theegg L

@johnathanvargas803 8 жыл бұрын

+Bruno Gava Tramontina lmao fam. there are retards and smart people supporting every candidate

@michaejackson4ever 8 жыл бұрын

the guy in the background that yells, "Donald Trump sucks too!!!" 😂😂😂

@linkinparkrulz2275 8 жыл бұрын

That Biff Tannen slam was fucking genius. I almost want to support cruz now, even though he's against everything democracy stands for.

@4therepublic733 8 жыл бұрын

Too late

@kaihulud87 8 жыл бұрын

+4TheRepublic Too late, or just at the right time?

@aaronwolf2483 8 жыл бұрын

+Kai Hulud Cruz dropped out. It's too late.

@kaihulud87 8 жыл бұрын

Well i think half or most of the appeal of cruz now is because he dropped out and is no longer a real choice

@anaisdaniels1211 8 жыл бұрын

He dropped out.😂😂😂

@doratheexploder286 8 жыл бұрын

Why won`t you respect my authoreta? Poor Ted can`t get no respect lol.

@OpalShade 8 жыл бұрын

I almost chocked on "America is a better country-" - "Without you" :D

@mundaneamazing 8 жыл бұрын

Most valid argument Cruz has made is the 'Back to the Future' reference.

@MisterBurkes 8 жыл бұрын

AND THAT is why politicians should stop doing their obnoxious pauses in the middle of sentences. #Rekt

@simoncarlile5190 8 жыл бұрын

+MisterBurkes On the contrary, I hope they continue, and I hope moments like that happen all the time.

@Buenomars 8 жыл бұрын

Roflmao, that man in shades is hilarious and so insufferable!

@aqew 8 жыл бұрын

dude he owned cruz

@LyricalDJ 8 жыл бұрын

+1 “vkrapebot” 1 No, he didn't. He's just been drinking too much of Trump's cool-aid. Hence why there's no reasoning with him.

@typoded 8 жыл бұрын

+LyricalDJ oh he did. there obviously is no reasoning with him because he's a fucking moron, but he did totally own cruz

@typoded 8 жыл бұрын

Joe Snow nah his interjections were on point. though if ted cruz didn't speak at 10 words a minute this wouldn't happen to him

@dannymut223 8 жыл бұрын

"Are you Canadian?" Killed me

@minjaejameskim8340 8 жыл бұрын

I'm laughing so hard that I can't breath....

@SS4Inferno 8 жыл бұрын

Normally I cannot condone Trump supporters. But that guy was a burning genius.

@onyx1186 8 жыл бұрын

+SS4Inferno only on quips...... we all have our talents i suppose

@SS4Inferno 8 жыл бұрын

onyx1186 Yeah, quips/burns

@DF-ke4cp 8 жыл бұрын

WE'RE ALL BIFFED!!!

@ethanroberts9360 8 жыл бұрын

The Indiana Hollerin Squad exists!

@wesleyem3 7 жыл бұрын

4:47 SHEEP ALERT! BAAAAAH! SHEEP!

@iliketotrolololololo 8 жыл бұрын

Haha, Cruz was getting DESTROYED by those Trump fans. Shit had me dyin!!!

@WildWesternWolf 8 жыл бұрын

So those are the trump supporters

@utopiancat8356 8 жыл бұрын

"Tributes, assemble!" CANT WAIT

@BlackMasamuneX 8 жыл бұрын

What a perfect example of how effective Trump is at spreading his message.

@doughboydevito4529 8 жыл бұрын

You mean his sad, pathetic, immature, and bigoted message?

@johnbender7082 8 жыл бұрын

+Doughboy Devito Better than left wing fascists like you.

@doughboydevito4529 8 жыл бұрын

+John Bender L.

@Catherine3385 8 жыл бұрын

+Doughboy Devito can you repeat the sad, immature and bigoted message that you are talking about?

@pkrangersf3072 8 жыл бұрын

+John Bender The definition of fascism is an authoritarian and nationalistic right-wing system of government and social organization. Dumb ass

@gilbertoresendez37 8 жыл бұрын

I actually think bernie sanders vs Donald Trump would be a better debate

@gilbertoresendez37 8 жыл бұрын

I heard that the person running the fbi investigation is a hard core republican who is going to wait until the gerenal election to announce anything that way republicans win

@jiq9178 8 жыл бұрын

Anyone against Trump would be fun, so much fun, I can't wait for those debates. Talk about walls and shit, can't wait can't wait,oh my god

@gilbertoresendez37 8 жыл бұрын

Hillary might start crying. I can't say I won't enjoy that even tho I don't like trump either

@Muadexperience 8 жыл бұрын

I think he forgot J.F Kennedy's name

@kcmn0089 8 жыл бұрын

I have watched this clip so many times and each time I can't stop laughing.

@ItsZake 8 жыл бұрын

that ending was great

@SSJ1Igor 8 жыл бұрын

The funniest part of this was the Trump fan destroying Cruz

@mkinjustice8231 8 жыл бұрын

Actually Cruz was right

@PoorlyMadeArt 8 жыл бұрын

+Mk Injustice Yeah, but it was like Cruz was arguing with a wall.

@smokejc 8 жыл бұрын

+SSJ1Igor How exactly was he destroying Cruz? Being louder doesn't mean you're suddenly right about anything.

@SSJ1Igor 8 жыл бұрын

smokejc neither does it mean Cruz was right

@NicCagetheDickMage 8 жыл бұрын

+smokejc Come on m8 dont tell me you didnt laugh at "are you canadian"

@alexblake5369 8 жыл бұрын

Come on! How do you not do a Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer joke? Internet and trolls, since this is probably (and hopefully) the last time we hear about Cruz I say we have an epic showdown! Who can come up with the best Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer joke? GO!

@jeffrobbins3378 8 жыл бұрын

+Alex Blake Are you kidding? Cruz will run again in 2020, 2024, and every four years after. God will make him president of Hell.

@thoughtsofaleo2916 8 жыл бұрын

Maybe he waited until the Hungry for Power Games to make that joke?

@sidds3180 8 жыл бұрын

5:18-5:35 Just savage! LOL

@Lhansmeyer33 8 жыл бұрын

So good!

@AckzaTV 8 жыл бұрын

Ted Cruz got fuckin owned

@Battlefieldd3 8 жыл бұрын

don't like Ted but the guy in shades made a total ass of himself.

@Battlefieldd3 8 жыл бұрын

And you sound like an ass

@Battlefieldd3 8 жыл бұрын

So you admit you sound like an ass, good job dumbass

@FaithfulofUltramar 8 жыл бұрын

☐ Not REKT ☑ REKT

@Collin1215 7 жыл бұрын

guess we've got the biff tannen presidency

@PeterChien138 8 жыл бұрын

HE's done, LOL.

@Patri_Fides 8 жыл бұрын

""The question everyone here should ask...." "Are you Canadian?" I don't think a Trump supporter has ever made me laugh that hard.

@russianbot2179 8 жыл бұрын

+Jack St john yes stupidity is indeed humorous

@zef1954 8 жыл бұрын

+Billy Blaster it's a valid question that's why he didn't answer lmao

@russianbot2179 8 жыл бұрын

ZEF it's as valid of a question as is obama born in Kenya

@Patri_Fides 8 жыл бұрын

***** Obama was actually born in the U.S. so.....

@russianbot2179 8 жыл бұрын

Jack St john so.... what? both Obama and Cruz were legally allowed to run for President under our laws. so bringing up their place of birth is irrelevant because that shit has been settled.

@Hollyweed1 8 жыл бұрын

Only Doc (Bernie Sanders) can stop Biff!

@WestOfEarth 8 жыл бұрын

No love lossed for Trump or Cruz, but that good old boy was hilarious. Cruz didn't stand a chance.

@victormanyeruke9997 8 жыл бұрын

5:20 dam,those comebacks are on point

@louieberg2942 8 жыл бұрын

Those Trump folk were pretty ad rem there. Or were they? I mean... they got about the average Cruz Pause to come up with an interjection. About 2 mins.

@JDBenavidez 8 жыл бұрын

+Louie Berg Right? That's not how normal people speak. Cruz talks like he is always giving a speech. Who wouldn't be able to make him look stupid?

@jasonmartin4775 8 жыл бұрын

+J.D. Benavidez Becauswe he carefully considers what he says.

@JDBenavidez 8 жыл бұрын

Jason Martin What he says is still dumb though. It must not be working.

@jasonmartin4775 8 жыл бұрын

You believe that it's that way.

@JDBenavidez 8 жыл бұрын

Jason Martin It clearly didn't work. He quit and nobody who knows him likes him.

@PiantaBroker 8 жыл бұрын

So who will replace the Tin Man?

@darareachphon 29 күн бұрын

Just send me to do then. Stop keeping me under house arrest.

@dyingtodeath 8 жыл бұрын

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

@wileyschmitt 8 жыл бұрын

Ted Cruz's speeches would be perfect for MST3K or Riff Trax, so riffable.

@Fetidaf 8 жыл бұрын

I understood, like, between 1/3 and 1/2 of that statement 😂

@wileyschmitt 8 жыл бұрын

geterhero Time to use that search engine then.

@joao_goncalves 8 жыл бұрын

He looks like he's being trolled online by that guy.

@byLizee 8 жыл бұрын

"died about a week ago" LMAO omg

@i.Aftab_ 8 жыл бұрын

the moment he said, 'R u Canadian?' I'm like lmao... bahaha

@Hollyweed1 8 жыл бұрын

Even supporters of Trump are bullies.

@Sir_Flopsalot 8 жыл бұрын

"Are you Canadian?" I forgot what it was like to laugh uncontrollably like that, well played. I'm from Indiana and I approve this message.

@jonathandagan8855 8 жыл бұрын

I've lmfao in that last part xD

@johntellnott12345 8 жыл бұрын

that "are you Canadian ?" bit is classic.

@Charlie-qc5cs 8 жыл бұрын

America is a better country... Without you. HAHAH I DIED

@MayannHanna 8 жыл бұрын

+Charlie D Yup, awesome joke, but not a substitute for a decent argument, or a minimal amount of respect, neither of which that guy had.

@Charlie-qc5cs 8 жыл бұрын

+MayFlower Ann oh not at all. Very unintelligent argument. Still made me laugh

@MayannHanna 8 жыл бұрын

Charlie D Yeah me too, but then I felt bad about it.

@WestOfEarth 8 жыл бұрын

+MayFlower Ann Question is, does Cruz deserve any respect? If not, then he doesn't deserve a decent argument. Also, I'm not a Trump supporter, but that entire exchange to me was hilarious.

@MayannHanna 8 жыл бұрын

WestOfEarth I honestly don't care whether he deserves it or not. People should give the minimum level of respect to all people. It should be a basic rule.