Plain Silk Tie Chinese people don't go to Mexico. They buy property in Canada.

Well for stahtiz I'd tell the truth.

I wouldn't take a job where I had to shill bait in front of liberals all night.

Laugh

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I wouldn't go down to Tijuana because they're probably gonna see my last name and be like oh

So me lmaoo

Clever

this is something a tumblr chick would say.

@@mikegarcia9097 Just sneak back into the USA. That way you can get a free plane ride to whichever red state you want.

I gotta go there i here you can get all kinds of drugs no prescription at a mexican pharmacy yeaaahh babbbbbyyyy

Not anymore. You need a passport to get into Mexico now. It’s been like that for a few years now.

@MrsKelly you're tripping Im in the border I was at the border today and saw about 200 deported people getting escorted back this is a weekly thing there's some places where there is no bridge or anything where you can just walk across, but if there's a port of entry then you will forsure need your papers. And if you're trying bring your car you need your papers.

@@tonytiger8248 no you don't you've never needed a passport, what part of Mexico are you crossing at? All they do is charge you on the American side 4.50$, Mexican side there's a red/green light that lets you know if you pass, if you get red you get searched but you still don't get asked for papers.

@@tonytiger8248 boquilla is the only place I've been where you can just walk across the river but there's park rangers everywhere. There's border patrols everywhere else and a big fence.

Good thing is I am Mexican, so when they are guessing, they're probably right hehe

As a mexican, I confirm this.

As a Mexican I can't confirm that, only if they tell me I'm Argentinian, but because maldita selección argentina me caga

As a salvadorean I get furious when they call me a Mexican

@@lune3652 it’s facts. i hate being called a salvadoran. this is like the one thing we agree on lol

Uh, sorry but Rocky Balboa (Sylvester Stalone) looks, wait for it, ITALIAN.

LMAO

@@jnooney8225 ITALIAN= BLACK

@@jnooney8225 wait, Jimmy DOESNT look like him? Pretty sure you need your eyes checked xD (BTW, this is a joke)

@@jnooney8225 Italian stAlion

As he should

@@xXxUrbanNinjaxXx snitch

He had it coming

Come on guys, it’s *Ian*. He was gunna end up there eventually.

@@squa-squathedragon4124 didn't get that part.....woosh

CUHS?

@@makinbacon163 WOHS

I had a Mr. Wong that taught history too lol

Great subject to teach. I wanted to study history but instead I studied civil engineering.

@@makinbacon163 I had a Mrs. Wong in kindergarten who taught english. Never knew if she was a US citizen or not. When you are 5 you don't care about who is a us citizen and who is not.

And yet you scream in text form! THIS IS SCREAMING IN TEXT FORM...

@@brandonhoffman4712 I think they meant that comedians often scream because, to some comedians Screaming = funny Ravioli just used it for tone in this case, they just don't like how they use screaming to make people laugh

with the exception of sam kinison, youre right

You talking to yourself? "You see your mother 2, this is comedy. SHUT UP your mother 3, nobody asked you!"

If you say so. I smiled the whole video but didn’t laugh 🤷🏻‍♂️

Yep, I’m from El Salvador too and it’s so true!! My wife is Mexican and sometimes she calls me Mexican and the first thing I say is “ Im not Mexican woman” lol 😂

No matter how good you are, there is always an asian better at it.

I didn't even crack a smile.

@@btrueeth Exactly. He has some good jokes but most of them are corny/just not funny.

It's funnier if you can relate. I'm assuming you are an "Ian"

I like it, too! I think it’s like hearing someone telling a funny story at a party. Very natural and casual!

He wasn’t Mexican tho

LMAO!! I'm not Mexican, but my hometown in the Texas Panhandle is 80% Mexican. 3 words is more than enough for a Mexican to insult just about anything.

What makes this more hilarious is that he wasnt Mexican 😂

The idiots in the comments who didnt get the joke🤦‍♂️

@@adam-dn3hi ik especially daniel...

His birth name was Au-yeung Man-Sing. According to google.

Also I assume he was American since THE FUCKERS LET HIM THROUGH WITHOUT CHECKING HIS ID?? Like WTF kind of question was that, didn't the mfs just let him through a short while ago?

@@skebaba918 What are you even basing that argument on? He said they didn't check ID to enter Mexico

@@user-xl5kd6il6c Then why did they let him through if they don't know whether he was American or nah??? Think...

@@skebaba918 They didn't. He's doing stand-up, not explaining how many hours and processes he went through. You must be a special kind of stupid to think someone would be interrogated at the border, but not checked for all their documents, ID, valid visa, etc

Glad that you liked the video!

Same

Stand up is awesome, definitely worth checking out

Really, really funny?? I'm curious. What are some of your really, really favorite funny comedy movies ?

@@gospelslang9027 Sort of weird how you’re prodding at someone else’s taste in comedy.. I thought this bit was really x3 funny as well

Nah man. I know you're really El Salvador

@@MinhPham-vg6bw 😂😂

He's been around awhile

Paisa

a m i g o

That last comment is the best damn thing I've read in a good while. Bravo!

did I really just get Rickrolled by a comment

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Korea, where playing "who's the nationalist" is like playing uno with only wild draw 4's...

Look who's talking about border patrol

What's the title of his book please?

I don’t really get what you living in Asia has anything to do with Jimmy Yang

@@sidjtd because he talks a lot about his experiences of leaving the country of his birth to live somewhere else, and I left the country of my birth to live somewhere else. i can't believe those dots need to be connected, but there ya go

We all fight corruption in Healthcare, banking, government, manufacturing. Its always been a battle against corruption. USA has always rescued people from slavery and oppression. We had abolishionists who worked hard to rescue slaves but many slaves declined to leave their masters. Our government ledgers prove we paid workers to build military bases and federal buildings but the slaves chose to give their wages to their masters.

nice try Jimmy

I know…!!! Same here!! Oh and yeah! I fell for him to when I saw after seeing his new Xmas movie on Netflix. Yippi Kai yay!!

😂 And I love that you're from Mexico. 🙂

he was so good in the movie!

@@theramiam155 yeah i only watched it cause Nina Dobrev plays in it, but yeah he's good and funny

same haha!

🤣

Exactly, asian American is not considered American

@@jjllama2305 native american isn't considered american😂

@@MinhPham-vg6bw Even tho they are lol

@@jjllama2305 yes they are.

you're so boring, it's incredible. no wonder you're a fan of this terrible comic.

@@gm7059 get outta here

@@ilkinmustafayev sorry I don't have blue hair. I'll get outta here. sheeeit.

@@gm7059 someone is desperate for attention.

Was your Grandpa ethnic Japanese, Chinese, White, Black, ...what? This is precisely the issue, assuming only white can be identified as American?

Nah this is the minority experience. Even I get this in Asia for being biracial; no matter my citizenship & how culturally in touch I am with my Asian side, I’ll never be viewed as one by others who are not mixed 🤷‍♀️

@@blue3374 you just think that because you're also a minority. But even the whitest people get treated like shit by other whites. Italians used to get shit for not been American for the longest. The Irish were not allowed in the same venues as Americans. There are signs from the Jim Crow era with "no dogs, no blacks, no irish" written on them.

@@kelvinfernandez4058 Yes. And thank you for pointing this out!

The hyphen American experience All of us who are something-American before anything else :’)

well for anyone whose not white

What I like is that even though he knows he made a mistake, it's not a big deal and he didn't accuse him of racism or something like that. Which is what the comedian should've done.

lots of salvadorians in mexico because of the war but yeah honest mistake,white people still call MS-13 a mexican street gang because they use the border

@@Aaron-zu3xn not really, they know it's a salvadorian gang that started in Los Angeles CA USA, you a clown assuming shit.

The racist thing is that white people in the West Coast seem to use "Mexican" for any Hispanic person. "Sorry I don't speak Mexican."

@@grilledflatbread4692 It’s not always out of racism but it is for sure out of ignorance. It’s all about exposure. One of the most prominent Latino groups in the US is Mexico due to proximity and other factors. So it’s not THAT surprising that most people equate Latinos in general to Mexicans. But are we really going to pretend that, on the flip side, Latinos don’t also make sweeping generalizations like this as well? A prime example being how all Asians are mainly labeled as “Chinos”? Funny how that seems to be ignored and swept under the rug but stuff like this is magnified once it puts Latinos under the bus 🤔

It's funny you say that. I'm an American and my skin is white. I think of myself as white though I'm 1/4 native. This really messes up people's perception of me. In the US, people think I'm Eastern European. In Europe, people think I'm Slavic. In the Middle East, most people think I'm Arab, but a different type than they are - a lot of people think I'm Syrian, except Syrians think I'm Lebanese or Ukrainian. No one relates to me, even the people who are like me. I'm always "something else" or "not like them", even if I am like them.

@@kaldo8907 It isn't your fault for another individual's ignorance

@@kaldo8907 Perhaps that is why Martin Luther said we should be judged by the content of our character rather than the color of our skin. Which effectively proved CRT and liberalism are racist.

@@carrickmchwain2296 Everybody is racist to some extent... The thing is... when a huge problem happened with something, then people view the whole thing as pure bad/evil and that it shouldn't be mentioned or it's wrong to be that way... Like, if an Asian film studio remade a film that had black people with Asian actors, people in America would be pissed because there is a huge history of racism here. But if the reverse happened, most of the people in the Asian would understand and be supportive, because they themselves do not have a history of being of being oppressed or their cultural heritage being washed.

@@kaldo8907 Your last name is literally Miller. Youre an American jew, whats so hard for you to fit in? Yoiure a white dude, stop trying to victimize yourself

🙌🙌🙌🙌

@@BeardedDragonMan1997 you're the first one or you wouldn't have commented.

@@BeardedDragonMan1997 apparently the poster of the video + 307 other people.

No it wouldnt

To be fair…if she did genetic/ancestry testing, you might be surprised. My son’s dad escaped from Vietnam. He’d consider himself Vietnamese, but knew there was some Chinese ancestry too. If you study the history, you can see where there are links. Anyways…my son’s ancestral testing came back with higher percentage Chinese than any other southeast Asian ancestry. Despite his dad being “Vietnamese”. She could indeed be part Chinese. I get what you’re saying though, that people unfortunately assume, group people based on some features & don’t listen. That is frustrating.

@@Alphacentauri819 I have nothing against discussing ancestry. I’m Canadian, but I have Polish and Irish roots. That’s a whole other conversation. My daughter in law has a French accent and she is clearly québécoise French Canadian from the explanation I gave my neighbour, yet he still describes her as the “Chinese girl”. This happens a lot too. He’s not a bad guy, just a little ignorant.

@@kevinberger3501 It happens in life, sucks but hey ignorant people exist and it would be ignorant to try and change them.

@@kevinberger3501 yes, ignorant people everywhere. We all have been ignorant though,…but it can be easier to see in others. I’m adopted and I must say…please be careful with also just identifying her as where she was raised. That glosses over a huge layer of who she is. I’ve never felt like I belong. Although I smile and get along…I feel like I don’t really fit anywhere. A huge part is the adoption piece. It is a profound trauma…if you study the neuroscience and psychology. The science of the developing brain, bonding (attachment theory) etc, has grown astronomically in the last couple decades. She is likely a complexity of things, that is hard to define by one oversimplified label… Truly, all of us humans are categorized and oversimplified and a lot of it is incorrect (as it doesn’t fully represent who we are). Adoption can be a mishmash of grief (much unresolved) and hope, loss and hopefully love, and a myriad of other things. It’s not a nice, simple, packaged enterprise…but human lives, upended and changed forever. Yes, it’s lovely that people adopt, but it has always, always, come out of loss first. My heart goes out to your daughter in law. It wasn’t until my 40’s that I finally have gotten some awareness, answers, hope to the excruciatingly disruptive grief that came from the whole thing. It can have outreaching (and often invisible and the own person is unaware of where it’s coming from) effects. Many who haven’t been adopted ( and even those who have) have an overly simplistic and one dimensional view of adoption. Not only does it make them feel more comfortable, but it’s how it’s presented in society. We deal in a society that is so good at invalidating, covering up, and denying anything that feels complicated. It then is put in a “palatable” and “digestible” presentation, glossed over as “the best for everyone”. Anyways, your daughter in law is a Vietnamese adoptee, who was raised in French Canada, Canadian too…many other things that I’m sure she is. We all say things to simplify though.

😂😂

@C0mmand 0ption You assume things whether or not you're aware of it. It's simply impossible to ask everything for confirmation. You'll never get through your day. "Hm, there's a person in this lecture hall standing behind the front desk with notes, a clicker, and a laptop. I wonder if they are the professor for this class." Would you go up to ask if they're the professor? I would assume no.

I’m Salvi and I get a bit offended when people assume haha

@@isabel_gi1 I’m Mexican and I don’t get mad when people “assume”. It’s really rare if someone asks if I’m Salvadoran but it happens. I don’t get offended because why would I be mad if they asked If I’m Salvi, they’re not a plague or something. I take it if you’re rude about it you hate the idea of it

@@gem455 i guess its just the feeling that the person who asks that, thinks all latinos are mexican, so some latinos could get offended by that (the same thing happens to asians lmao)

Yeah when I lived in Spain everyone asked me if I was Colombian or Peruvian. I didn’t care. 🤣 There’s a lot of jealousy and anger towards Mexicans because they are a powerhouse culture in Latin America. Oh well 🤷‍♀️

it was probably the same dude that stopped jimmy LOL

😂😂😂😂😂what about black people are they being stopped like Asians..... What about WHITE MEXICANS ,do the border police know if someone is white Mexican?

@Brandon King what hat? what are you talking about?

@@mariajason3547 obviously, if they have a Mexican passport. Most white Mexicans are wealthy, so I don't think the cross the border that often. They usually fly in and out of Mexico.

@Brandon King Was it a MAGA hat? It might've been more about what KIND of hat, as opposed to just any hat.. :P

Absolutely! When Jimmy told that story I thought to myself: "Awww that man only wanted to be nice to him!" Latinos tend to make friends through random conversations with strangers 💞😂

*Well to be fair, the guy did point to himself and say "Mexico". Does an Salvadorian do this?*

@@AzNightmare no we don't

@@aimimoque1155 lol people in general do that...

Salvies dont claim mexico and vice versa. U might get a bad look if you mix em up

Bro i was weak when he said "I'm not Mexican, I'm El Salvador" I'm half Guanaco and Chapín and people like us can relate to this so much 🤣🤣

@@risktak3r1994 es bien comun, los chinos de corea, y los mexicanos del salvador. jajaja,

lol

Orale!

Thank you hermanos for being here. I also lost it after the "I'm salvadoran!"

You should see his bit in Silicon Valley.

​@@NateB Silicon Valley is where I first saw him. He's an absolute crack-up!

Jin yang is the best character on Silicon Valley

@@karenandrews4224 He's okay. Not bad for an asian.

Seems like a legit comment…

Yah this man is hilarious

Good comedian

Don't say anything? Plus, You'd seem significantly more intelligent.

Who gives a f@ck that his not one of best comedians coming up. He is funny and entertaining. Comedy is not competition, all that matter is that you enjoy it.

@@lurker4now very true very I agree an I hope more actually continue to come out with all the stupidity in the world right now we need the laughter. Seriously I had let a friend of mine piss me off before I actually started looking at this video an few other's that have me laughing and being goofy with a coworker of mine so trust me I agree 100% on that. But still feel like he is gonna become one of my favorites after awhile if he continues an I get to actually relax an not work as much as I do lmao

Except for Puerto Ricans. For some reason, I can pick them up a mile away, and my Spanish is terrible. Something about that accent is distinctive.

Hispanics: Trained ears Asians: Trained eyes African American: Trained African

@@Elmojomo unless its obvious like. Dominican or an Argentinian, I wouldn’t know

I'm from Madrid, Spain, and I can tell you in Spain you've got some accents you can't tell where they're from. Basque, Catalonian, Galician, Andalusian,...Those are wide territories in Spain, and within those territories they've got different accents; it's hard to tell them apart. Also hard af to distinguish an Argentinian accent from Chilean, Uruguayan, Paraguayan...I only can tell apart those very strong accents.

lol its easy

Right! They sound amazed smh I couldn't even finish the video

That last one tho

It’s like they don’t know if they’re allowed to laugh at his jokes

Well obviously they want you out but don’t you want back in which is why they difficult even for united statians who are half asian, european, latinos/hispanic etc

@@ADJackD what are you talking about? it was difficult for that guy because he lied about his American citizenship.

factsssssssssssssss

It's not difficult if you have your documents and are not doing anything illegal. The thing is the waiting time to cross is a drag, typically crossing to the US you'll have a looong line of people because they actually check for your documents and sometimes even check your car, ask where you are going and for what reason, they look for something suspicious, whatever.. Crossing into Mexico there is almost never a line because they pretty much never check for anything.

@@robertgarcia7024 yes, it takes time to check and profile drug carriers and mules.

I have been to the same Costco for 7 years, the lady still asked for my Costco membership

@@worldcitizeng6507 damn well atleast I feel better knowing others struggled too 🤣🤣🤣

I would turn you away to if you were a Costco account manager and didn’t have a Costco card. Lol

Just tell them you’re going to the pharmacy. Straight through

@@tonytiger8248 that's right!

in addition to standup he’s hilarious as a actor in Silicon Valley, Crazy Rich Asians, etc.! Go check out his works :)

@@catey2270 mad funny in silicon valley

Jimmy O Yang is great. Go watch his bit on Tai Chi. It will have you in stitches.

@@catey2270 he is HILARIOUS in Silicon valley!!

Fridge: "Oops! That's expired!" Jin Yang: "See? This could have kill me. Now I can give it to Erlich."

Oh my... What an experience

Geez. Hell of a story lol.

"why would I know this" I think it's called common sense.

Common sense??? WHAT'S THAT? 🤔The "lol" immediately following the "why would I know this" is a hint that I'm kidding. It's a silly story making fun of something a 17 year old would do....glad you enjoyed it lol Take care 🙃

@@NoNo-ng9sl haha yeah ☺

WE're glad you like him! Let us know which of our other videos you like by dropping a comment on them!

@@thapaakash131 not famous enough I’m from San Joaquin valley and never heard of him

Not Costco… but places

@@thapaakash131 Whoosh.

he was fantastic on the show Silicon Valley

You explained everything succinctly for that punchline, but I think one needs to be Australian to fully get it.

@@mr.whiskers3283 Yeah, I thought as much myself as I was typing that story. Even now, I can't think of any U.S. states that have anything akin to the weird relationship Queensland and Western Australia have with all of the other states. The closest thing I can think of is in a saying that, apparently, Texans have regarding New Mexico. "Poor New Mexico, so far from Heaven, so close to Texas!" It also ties in with a great Aussie tradition of 'having some on' - telling someone a story that is a complete lie, but told in such a convincing way that the listener is completely taken in by it. When I first told that story, I fully expected to get called on it, but people whole-heartedly believed me, so I kept on telling it. I am apparently, by any metric, a Master Bull Shit Artist!

@@TombstoneHeart damn that’s crazy man you got me there 🤣🤣

I’m only in 2 and I’m born here.. proud of you Jimmy

that's basically how it is lol

True jajajaja it's because of their eyes. Tienen ojos chinos jajajajaja

Well in Philippines there’s a song named Chinito and it’s about how asian guy’s eyes are handsome. The song is kinda cheesy though.

His proper Chinese name isn't Jimmy.

I'm proud of her too

Serious question, aren’t you afraid of her using you for a green card?

@@ericktellez7632 I am happy she's my wife, tough as nails, twice as loyal. been married 12 years, don't see things goin off the rails anytime soon.

@@marcuscicero9587 How did you managed to stay together for so long?

A lot of Chinese can read and write real well but speaking wise, they are unintelligible.