It’s Not Allowed Not Allowed

  Рет қаралды 118,140

Auditing Britain

Auditing Britain

Ай бұрын

Join this channel
Get access to membership perks
/ @auditingbritain

Пікірлер: 2 100
@Findingcupcake
@Findingcupcake Ай бұрын
AB will reach 300,000 soon with a thumbnail like that
@AuditingBritain
@AuditingBritain Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@svenpoletka5236
@svenpoletka5236 Ай бұрын
Security always make is sexual like that, even tho not allow
@Findingcupcake
@Findingcupcake Ай бұрын
@@svenpoletka5236 that kiss tho , 😆
@TheShottyBoys
@TheShottyBoys Ай бұрын
Its sad that AB doesnt have 1M yet... he is clearly the best when it comes to auditing and its pure gold comedy as well.
@Findingcupcake
@Findingcupcake Ай бұрын
@@TheShottyBoys he is certainly up there in auditing , some of his responses when questioned such as “ what do you mean ?” And “ but I didn’t “ and the classic “ no no don’t call police “ as well as having the knack for keeping a conversation going on for ages , makes very entertaining viewing not to mention it’s a great social experiment .
@lindalonergan7887
@lindalonergan7887 Ай бұрын
Britain has become a sad country.
@dogvip7688
@dogvip7688 Ай бұрын
@axehussain4412
@axehussain4412 Ай бұрын
So has ur generation 😂
@frankcarew239
@frankcarew239 Ай бұрын
Its what the brits want and voted for !!
@porkpie4594
@porkpie4594 Ай бұрын
Why? Please explain.
@ramalama9650
@ramalama9650 Ай бұрын
@@axehussain4412 On yer way Abdul.
@rob1969in
@rob1969in Ай бұрын
The old British security guard was the only decent one ,the rest a total disgrace
@marklatimer7333
@marklatimer7333 Ай бұрын
Yer but what happens when he retires? - it reverts to the uncivilised 'Wild West" again.
@user-bs9gj7lq2x
@user-bs9gj7lq2x Ай бұрын
They were all British.
@philldownes8685
@philldownes8685 Ай бұрын
@@user-bs9gj7lq2x no they are not. if you pu ta dog in astabel when ist pregnabnt it dont have foals it has pups... a snide british passport dont make you british....
@GampyBamblor
@GampyBamblor Ай бұрын
User they are NOT British you loon.....
@nartouzumaki8232
@nartouzumaki8232 Ай бұрын
​@@philldownes8685 what does it mean to be British ?
@JustAlex848
@JustAlex848 Ай бұрын
The old English boy knows much more about his job than all these imports combined. And yet he will be paid the same!
@st1cz2
@st1cz2 Ай бұрын
Never back away. It emboldens their stupidity
@TheGlassman63
@TheGlassman63 Ай бұрын
I dream of the day when security guards actually know what is allowed as opposed to just trotting out the phrase "Not Allowed " at every opportunity.
@GilbertdeClare0704
@GilbertdeClare0704 Ай бұрын
I dream of a day when Security Guards speak ENGLISH. The British guy was the only one who understood AB, and was the only one who seemed able to communicate
@Bloodnok49
@Bloodnok49 Ай бұрын
@@GilbertdeClare0704 Oh Goodness Gracious Me!
@GilbertdeClare0704
@GilbertdeClare0704 Ай бұрын
@@Bloodnok49 🤣🤣🤣🤣rahm chai, rahm chai🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Bloodnok49
@Bloodnok49 Ай бұрын
@@GilbertdeClare0704 Where have we gone so horribly wrong? 🙄
@GilbertdeClare0704
@GilbertdeClare0704 Ай бұрын
@@Bloodnok49 I see it as a natural development OF our Judaeo Christian Values themselves, where "Tolerance" and "Turning the Other Cheek", whilst inherently good AND helped develop OUR culture, nevertheless when taken MUCH too far, place us in danger of "tolerating the intolerable" which DESTROYS where toleration originates ? That almost "absolute freedom" which OUR values built so WELL, is very much "like blood running on the ground, WITHOUT the boundaries of our veins, or BODY, which only leads to certain death. We all need boundaries to have a good life." I believe that is true as Individuals, as a Nation AND is why we need the BOUNDARIES of BORDERS. Its like the west have been like little toddlers screaming for "I want, I want, I want" then when no one holds any boundaries, the kids end up eating nothing but chocolate and getting a bad case of the squits and getting very ill.🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮 We need now to grow up as a culture, and BE adults who are NOT afraid to say "NO !" "Enough is ENOUGH !"
@tony78uk48
@tony78uk48 Ай бұрын
He was too close for my comfort and I'm just watching through the screen ...omg .
@BibTheBoulderTheOriginalOne
@BibTheBoulderTheOriginalOne Ай бұрын
I could smell his stinky breath through my laptop he was that close....🤣
@bigscrounger
@bigscrounger Ай бұрын
Reminds me of that guy that licked ABs camera one time .. sick 😢
@GaryCootes
@GaryCootes Ай бұрын
@@BibTheBoulderTheOriginalOne if he keeps coming within an arms length of me - that would cause me concern as he could easily reach out to hit you. Warn him once -if he does it again, then demonstrate with a push back - if he persists... thats a threat - and I'm sorry but it'll be time for Lights Out. He's had enough warnings.
@All_Knowing_Truth
@All_Knowing_Truth 14 күн бұрын
Not going lie. His whole face looks like a cartoon character.
@athelstan2
@athelstan2 Ай бұрын
The English security guard was spot on ,the others are totally inept ,unprofessional ,with absolutely no concept of the U.K. work environment,its laws,restrictions and freedoms ,it would also help if they understood the English language
@averyintelligence
@averyintelligence Ай бұрын
Makes no sense cos AB has hundreds of videos of English security and police doing the same thing. The fact u focus on nationality only when it's non English people is telling. Get over urself
@ziggysawdust5407
@ziggysawdust5407 Ай бұрын
​@@averyintelligence🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@buttonup3522
@buttonup3522 28 күн бұрын
racist bigot it is disgusting seeing such evil mindsets in society. If you watch plenty of AB videos then you have some serious case of bias it is too dumb to comprehend
@kennethskrable2722
@kennethskrable2722 Ай бұрын
The owners placed security who can barely speak English and have no idea of their job and sent them out to the lions. Cowards
@carltonbanks5470
@carltonbanks5470 Ай бұрын
Yall really need to stop this. This channel has at least 100 videos alone showing native ENGLISH speaking workers who behave just as badly if not worse.
@markaz08
@markaz08 Ай бұрын
@markl6495 that's actually really funny, made me smile anyway. cheers.
@ArzHole
@ArzHole Ай бұрын
@@carltonbanks5470 Unfortunately the knuckle draggers only need to see someone with a slightly darker skin colour to get their blood boiling.
@Leepercomm
@Leepercomm Ай бұрын
Nice example of an uneducated agressive itiot security guard who has nothing better to harrass.
@PINACI
@PINACI Ай бұрын
Titan security "how can I help" written on his hi-vis. The only thing he nearly helped was getting laid out on the floor !
@jacquelinewatt1241
@jacquelinewatt1241 Ай бұрын
You should do a colab with AB 😊
@Crow_Friend
@Crow_Friend Ай бұрын
😆🤣😆
@Tomford-62
@Tomford-62 Ай бұрын
They don’t even know English.How can they help? 🤦
@LooseRaptor4436
@LooseRaptor4436 Ай бұрын
"Not Allowed" "Not Allowed"
@SirReginaldBlomfield1234
@SirReginaldBlomfield1234 Ай бұрын
Like that character in Goodfellas..says everything twice.
@A2Z1Two3
@A2Z1Two3 Ай бұрын
What's with the Indian mafia 🤔 And where is the diversity of employment in that company 😮
@ade3628
@ade3628 Ай бұрын
I thought it was a cricket ground and 20/20 was being played
@philldownes8685
@philldownes8685 Ай бұрын
not indian, this is pakistanni / bangladeshi... and these are the brains of the outfit
@WielkaStopa-qh1rr
@WielkaStopa-qh1rr Ай бұрын
@@philldownes8685 just wonder what law says about photos in their countries
@Skaterbun
@Skaterbun Ай бұрын
It’s Slough!
@Skaterbun
@Skaterbun Ай бұрын
@@WielkaStopa-qh1rrthey make it up as they go along there.
@wealth2815
@wealth2815 Ай бұрын
AB should call immigration to sort out those guys!
@jdubbleu1011
@jdubbleu1011 Ай бұрын
1:48 “Nononobrothercomebackwawhatareyoudowhereyougoing” 😂
@notmanynamesleft
@notmanynamesleft Ай бұрын
🤣😂
@lolaloritta1388
@lolaloritta1388 3 күн бұрын
No report
@hughjanus7311
@hughjanus7311 Ай бұрын
3:26 Welcome to the first episode of Auditing India
@WillScarlet1991
@WillScarlet1991 Ай бұрын
🤣🤣
@Sun-Tzu--
@Sun-Tzu-- Ай бұрын
Bingo
@demonsoulcatcher
@demonsoulcatcher Ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@SpezialMCR
@SpezialMCR Ай бұрын
Tbf the British guards are none the better 😂
@Omar-kw5ui
@Omar-kw5ui Ай бұрын
If it bothers you, then you go work as a security guard. Don't sit on your a** all day and scrounge on benefits paid for by people actually paying their taxes, then complain that these people don't look like you.
@Mat-kr1nf
@Mat-kr1nf Ай бұрын
This place needs a mass audit!
@byteme9718
@byteme9718 Ай бұрын
They'll probably get one now.
@st1cz2
@st1cz2 Ай бұрын
Immigrants need to learn the laws of the land Before getting jobs.
@creekyknee
@creekyknee Ай бұрын
How can they learn the law when they can't speak English.
@norflingtheconqueror462
@norflingtheconqueror462 Ай бұрын
I think knowing the language before you move country would be a good start, but apparently that's too much to ask of people now.
@TheHovel
@TheHovel Ай бұрын
So do British citizens.
@guinnog2
@guinnog2 Ай бұрын
Like the British did when they invaded India?
@creekyknee
@creekyknee Ай бұрын
@@guinnog2 If we learnt their language, how could be possibly expect them ever to learn English. What a ridiculous argument.
@Jim--Bob
@Jim--Bob Ай бұрын
There is a direct correlation between the security guards IQ and their £12 per hour wage.
@obisan666
@obisan666 Ай бұрын
Or perhaps that's the only job they can get based on their qualifications. At least they are working and not sponging off the state.
@nononsense3528
@nononsense3528 Ай бұрын
@@obisan666, but they are sponging off the state, maybe not directly. The government give them a National Insurance Number for the sole purpose of securing a loan off the Bank of England for future tax revenue, that’s why we, as a Nation are trillions in debt.
@obisan666
@obisan666 Ай бұрын
@nononsense3528 perhaps in other areas some might but our biggest issue as a nation is low growth low skills market. Everyone complains about everything. Look at Singapore, Taiwan S. Korea etc... they study hard, hardly any anti social behaviour, global tech leaders etc and a lot ofntheir students come here to learn. There is a cultural problem to studying and excelling... heck labour want to tax private school kids says it all. The doom and gloom is not just uncontrollable immigration but everything that is rotting in the nation.
@nononsense3528
@nononsense3528 Ай бұрын
@@obisan666 , to be honest, I’m not at all interested in what may be going on in Singapore, S.Korea or Taiwan, what concerns me is what is going on in the U.K. The amount of poorly educated, foreign security details that are placed at these businesses and sites is overkill, cctv are everywhere and should be enough to deter would be thieves and wrong doers but those cctv cameras do not generate tax revenue. It’s a massive scam by government, of which one of their priorities is to reduce the deficit which over the past decade or two has not reduced but increased exponentially. And don’t even get me started with bogus barber shops, nail bars, vape shops, American style candy stores. Those too are a massive scam and more than likely money laundering operations that the corrupt government refuses to look into because they generate hundreds of thousands, if not millions in income tax. As a Nation we are being mugged off left right and centre and it’s time for a clear out of Westminster asap. Rant over. 😉
@wad6216
@wad6216 Ай бұрын
@@obisan666 BS the revenue they will collect off these type of workers is minuscule in tax, if any at all, factor in they will eventually bring in elderly relatives with loopholes and what not further down the field and they have on average more kids than UK indigenous people, educating their kids, health care, looking after relatives who they get over here, in work benefits and the counttry is well out of pocket especially short to medium term. The only way you could argue is that if every one of these type of no skills workers ended up becoming, doctors, nurses, dentists and supplying higher end skills and more higher salary taxed wages, then it could be worked out its contributing to a much needed sector of society that is needing filling and also the extra tax from a decent wage. This is not happening though and the books on this labour market is well out of balancing! The only ones benefitting are the big companies employing masses of this labour and driving working conditions down and pay and workers rights. Its setting this place back to the Victorian times, I have seen nothing with my own eyes and experiences to make me thing otherwise, I am regularly told by the mainstream media that its not the case though and I should believe something that is not to my own experience, I was also told this in COVID too that you should not believe what you see and experience!
@hymermobiler
@hymermobiler Ай бұрын
I see more people than me in the comments have noticed something about the only security guard that knew what they were talking about. Well done that man! AB, another great video
@creekyknee
@creekyknee Ай бұрын
So obvious and so true. But apparently its racist to point out the blatantly obvious.
@BunyipToldMe
@BunyipToldMe Ай бұрын
Superb diversity! England is once again, leading the way.
@HEA-88
@HEA-88 Ай бұрын
Yet the vast majority of tyrant cops on AB’s video’s have been “native” English. No mention of ethnicity on those vids. Don’t make it about race.
@edschultz9551
@edschultz9551 Ай бұрын
Lefties make everything about race, why can't this guy?
@oaga71625e
@oaga71625e Ай бұрын
​@HEA-88 it is absolutely about race.
@ibrstellar1080
@ibrstellar1080 Ай бұрын
@@HEA-88 I think the worst Police officers have been non white but nearly all from the Met Police and yes there has been some disguting and unprofessional White officers.
@johnathandaviddunster38
@johnathandaviddunster38 Ай бұрын
​@@HEA-88you can't argue with drunks,religious maniacs, BIGOTS or my wife...
@bazsnell3178
@bazsnell3178 Ай бұрын
I was going on holiday this summer to Pakistan but ABs video has saved me the trip.
@EVOMAN14
@EVOMAN14 Ай бұрын
Old guy is rare as hens teeth these days. Knows what hes on about. Good job 👍🏼👌🏻💪👊🏻
@creekyknee
@creekyknee Ай бұрын
He was a breath of fresh air. And, he could speak English.
@5150show
@5150show Ай бұрын
The state of British security these days
@george-ev1dq
@george-ev1dq Ай бұрын
LOL, I spotted only one British security person.
@iainmcqueen7856
@iainmcqueen7856 Ай бұрын
Was the video filmed in bombay? Or the punjab
@alexanderthegreatoz5945
@alexanderthegreatoz5945 Ай бұрын
Lol Charlie veitch *Not Allowed* 😂
@MrLolek
@MrLolek Ай бұрын
The state of British people are so much better
@Tomford-62
@Tomford-62 Ай бұрын
The state of Britain in one video!
@martingowland2280
@martingowland2280 Ай бұрын
Welcome to England, the home of not allowed ..
@k1leon
@k1leon Ай бұрын
Britainistan
@jensun77wilson
@jensun77wilson Ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@Davy-yt8qg
@Davy-yt8qg Ай бұрын
​Makes me glad i live up in the North East of Scotland, none of this Britainistan shit.😊​@@k1leon
@Coss1965
@Coss1965 Ай бұрын
That British security man should be commended for his attitude, he was very respectfull, god bless him..
@cheesegraham2387
@cheesegraham2387 29 күн бұрын
Ye and there are not many left 😂
@Ology3121
@Ology3121 Ай бұрын
I think they started running as someone shouted 'The DWP are here'..😂😂😂😂
@Olly1987
@Olly1987 Ай бұрын
This Country is fucked
@Paul-rp7uh
@Paul-rp7uh Ай бұрын
Check out lawfare Tommy Robinson? there's your answer..
@user-bs9gj7lq2x
@user-bs9gj7lq2x Ай бұрын
It's too late for that. We are past the point of no return.
@cptjam3107
@cptjam3107 Ай бұрын
😂lovely jubbly welcome to new Delhi
@Clint-kr8zm
@Clint-kr8zm Ай бұрын
​@user-bs9gj7lq2x it's never to late we are the greatest nation on the earth
@lumo7461
@lumo7461 Ай бұрын
Be even worse when labour get in!!!!
@andywalsh8176
@andywalsh8176 Ай бұрын
Foreign security everywhere now and they haven't got a clue 😮
@TonyToning-ne7uq
@TonyToning-ne7uq Ай бұрын
its the only jobs these fools can do
@Clint-kr8zm
@Clint-kr8zm Ай бұрын
New powers given to security guards Security guards have been granted new powers to enhance their role in maintaining law and order. These powers include: Authority to make arrests: Security guards can make arrests based on actual witnessing of a crime, but not based on probable cause like police officers. Power to search: Security guards can search a person or property if they have reason to suspect a crime has been committed, but only with the person’s consent or with a warrant. Ability to disarm: Security guards can disarm a person if they suspect they have a weapon, while making a citizen’s arrest. Authority to protect life and property: Security guards have the legal authority to protect life and property through advanced threat detection, effective decision-making, and quick response time.
@phillipbeach5899
@phillipbeach5899 Ай бұрын
Send them back to the own country if they step out of line.
@jamesl5203
@jamesl5203 Ай бұрын
These are powers that every citizen has​@@Clint-kr8zm
@RogueDarkAgent
@RogueDarkAgent 25 күн бұрын
Sounds great in theory but they'd have to have the intelligence and understanding of these rights to carry them out . Unfortunately I dont think they do as was proved here with little gangster not allowed 😂
@john.7966
@john.7966 Ай бұрын
Titan Security. Where the English language is not a prerequisite.
@Cliffagher
@Cliffagher Ай бұрын
The lovely older gentleman- right in for him - knows his stuff - great chap 👍
@suedebrown8217
@suedebrown8217 Ай бұрын
Mr bean with a moustache 😂😩😩😫😭😭🤣🤣
@novicefilms9368
@novicefilms9368 Ай бұрын
You are a cold mf lmao
@IreneWilde1976
@IreneWilde1976 Ай бұрын
Indians bringing Indian laws, same same Sunak 😂
@alexanderthegreatoz5945
@alexanderthegreatoz5945 Ай бұрын
Get your nation back, if not then will lose it forever. I am an Indian btw.
@JohnDoe-qr4xu
@JohnDoe-qr4xu Ай бұрын
It reminds me of "it ain't half hot mum" 😂
@Curling_Rack
@Curling_Rack Ай бұрын
looks like Canada as well lol
@alexanderthegreatoz5945
@alexanderthegreatoz5945 Ай бұрын
@@JohnDoe-qr4xuthat's a show I totally forgot about, but I remember the title of the show. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/fbF6isigrKu7l6c.htmlsi=NVIw48jagHqv-8N_
@GilbertdeClare0704
@GilbertdeClare0704 Ай бұрын
yeah, noticed that at @9:10 when he said "You're not important, that's why you are on the street !". Has brought his Delhi attitudes with him
@user-xu9yi1ez4s
@user-xu9yi1ez4s Ай бұрын
Absolutely hat's off to the Gentleman you spoke to by the wall , a clever man 👏👏👏
@ysgol3
@ysgol3 Ай бұрын
"Dear Security Guard, Thank you for doing our SIA course. Congratulations on passing like everyone else. You may be wondering why we didn't teach you any of the laws relevant to your work, for example those on self-defence, defence of others and of property, trespass and filming. We thought of doing this, but couldn't be bothered. Please consider studying and learning them yourself in order to do your work correctly and professionally, but if you can't be bothered either, don't worry - just carry on and make things up as you go along. Best wishes. The SIA." Brilliantly funny and fascinating as always AB - the English security guard was fantastic, I think he said they'd been abusive to him too didn't he? Thank you.
@daklakdigital3691
@daklakdigital3691 Ай бұрын
SLOUGH - THE SEWERS OF BUCKINGHAMSHIRE.
@roberthardy2013
@roberthardy2013 Ай бұрын
I regularly have to go through Chalvey…
@philldownes8685
@philldownes8685 Ай бұрын
its now Berkshire... and is a sewer due to all the shit moved in..
@philldownes8685
@philldownes8685 Ай бұрын
@@roberthardy2013 chalvey is soon to need passport checkpoints. pakistanni ,albanian, anything ending in stan , romainian, bangladeshi, and scum...
@ianbennett1491
@ianbennett1491 Ай бұрын
It is in the historic county of Buckinghamshire..​@@philldownes8685
@killingjon
@killingjon Ай бұрын
Buckinghamshire managed to relieve (geddit) itself of Slough. Thankfully!
@evi6199
@evi6199 Ай бұрын
This guy looks like Mr Bean with a moustache 😂
@petercopeland5165
@petercopeland5165 Ай бұрын
'Not Allowed' 'Not Allowed' is a double negative . Therefore a positive . recording is allowed.
@WillScarlet1991
@WillScarlet1991 Ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@tourettes4893
@tourettes4893 Ай бұрын
Not a single clue, not even an inkling of how things work, nor the laws of the land. Yet, it's his full-time job, to know.
@TheHovel
@TheHovel Ай бұрын
It's not his job to know the law. It's his job to observe and report. That's it.
@Jobriz84
@Jobriz84 Ай бұрын
"Theft? Do you need some help?" look of disdain from the guy 😂
@drryanmorris
@drryanmorris Ай бұрын
Are there any white people actually left in England?
@LorrieLogan
@LorrieLogan Ай бұрын
AB got the double “ Not Allowed”. Too funny.
@thedad7313
@thedad7313 Ай бұрын
I’m so culturally enriched by this. What great times we live in my friends………………..
@sagefields5847
@sagefields5847 Ай бұрын
Have a burger and chips, put a flag up and vote Reform to forget all about it.
@williamjenkinson9213
@williamjenkinson9213 Ай бұрын
​@@sagefields5847😂😂😂 Well said Bro.😂😂😂
@richardtheeighth4431
@richardtheeighth4431 Ай бұрын
Wearing a hi-vis clothing will lead to delusions of being a gangster.
@greigallan5845
@greigallan5845 Ай бұрын
If there was a major incident on that site any report from the Security would be practically useless because of their lack of English. Hopefully the owners realise that.
@MrSponge8888
@MrSponge8888 Ай бұрын
Am I in my own country? Yes. Am I being told by some Indian bloke I’m not allowed to take pictures in my own country? Yes 😂
@ChrisHandsome-sn3yv
@ChrisHandsome-sn3yv Ай бұрын
AB wasn't born in England 😂😂😂
@MrSponge8888
@MrSponge8888 Ай бұрын
@@ChrisHandsome-sn3yv I know it was a joke
@I.D-This
@I.D-This 24 күн бұрын
@@MrSponge8888 your in England now!!! No jokes allowed
@MrSponge8888
@MrSponge8888 24 күн бұрын
@@I.D-This true, maybe I should hand myself in now before I’m dragged in
@I.D-This
@I.D-This 24 күн бұрын
@@MrSponge8888 pmsl
@marklatimer7333
@marklatimer7333 Ай бұрын
That Security Guard has learnt nothing from this, if he got that close to me after a warning he'd be learning how difficult to stop a nose bleed.
@PatriotNo01
@PatriotNo01 Ай бұрын
Thanks for visiting Slough AB.. So we don't have to.. 👍
@sbh344
@sbh344 Ай бұрын
David Brent ?
@user-vg6df2hi8n
@user-vg6df2hi8n Ай бұрын
These immigrant imports cost the country more than they contribute, take into account the cost of dentist, doctor, hospital plus anything else and when possible they send expendable income back home - add onto that any family members relying on the state.
@guinnog2
@guinnog2 Ай бұрын
Nope.
@peterbanks680
@peterbanks680 Ай бұрын
That security hut is the new tardis.Absolutely shocking state of affairs.
@johngreen6191
@johngreen6191 Ай бұрын
All Injuns or Agents, Next steps, councils and government,
@Curling_Rack
@Curling_Rack Ай бұрын
Jeets*
@andrewstratford4753
@andrewstratford4753 Ай бұрын
Already started mate
@Anuisgod
@Anuisgod Ай бұрын
Mayor of London is Indian. LMAO
@charliegirl3056
@charliegirl3056 Ай бұрын
​@@AnuisgodPakistani
@hassyg4083
@hassyg4083 Ай бұрын
@@Anuisgod Sunak is Indian done trade deals with India to allow workers
@Winsomelosesome777
@Winsomelosesome777 Ай бұрын
I counted 21?! security 'not allowed's. Surely this is some kind of World Record for one video?! A truly incredible performance guys. 🏆🏆🏆
@DJ_Sycottic
@DJ_Sycottic Ай бұрын
Audit of the year contender?
@Winsomelosesome777
@Winsomelosesome777 Ай бұрын
@@DJ_Sycottic definitely one of the funniest 😆
@Catmad65
@Catmad65 Ай бұрын
Foreign security asking where are you from 😂😂😂😂 Should have asked him !
@GreenLycan
@GreenLycan Ай бұрын
That older security is a legend, on point and knows the rules, this makes you wonder how the other security got there SIA licences.
@d1user
@d1user Ай бұрын
How did he die?
@GreenLycan
@GreenLycan Ай бұрын
​@@d1userwhat?
@d1user
@d1user Ай бұрын
@@GreenLycan dosent someone have to be dead to be a legend?
@GreenLycan
@GreenLycan Ай бұрын
​@@d1userno, in England where this was filmed and to English people like me, in British slang, we say someone is a legend if they do something very helpful, very generous or very successfully.
@d1user
@d1user Ай бұрын
@@GreenLycan do u mean like how forigeners have come here and done the jobs the British don't do (helpful). And pay taxes so the British can get free benefits for doing nothing (generous) And have managed to buy nice houses and drive nice cars (successfull)
@user-nr9kz7xw4n
@user-nr9kz7xw4n Ай бұрын
What on earth is between the ears of these staff, they think it’s North Korea
@lindalonergan7887
@lindalonergan7887 Ай бұрын
That's the problem there's nothing between their ears,would you expect there to be with the hourly rate they're on.
@franobyrne2032
@franobyrne2032 Ай бұрын
It's called cheap labour.
@user-rs2cm7pg8l
@user-rs2cm7pg8l Ай бұрын
More like Nth India.
@GoTellTheSpartans24
@GoTellTheSpartans24 Ай бұрын
…….it is!
@marcmills3223
@marcmills3223 Ай бұрын
What a disgusting little uneducated excuse of a man . Security 😂😂😂 as much use as a sunroof on a submarine 😂😂😂
@mrcat5992
@mrcat5992 Ай бұрын
why the fuck do we need all these foreign security guards that dont care for our laws?
@JohnTustin-pe8lj
@JohnTustin-pe8lj Ай бұрын
Well they don’t know our laws but they think they are just there to say this is not allowed if someone is filming
@Clint-kr8zm
@Clint-kr8zm Ай бұрын
All part of the invasion plan
@Clint-kr8zm
@Clint-kr8zm Ай бұрын
New powers given to security guards Security guards have been granted new powers to enhance their role in maintaining law and order. These powers include: Authority to make arrests: Security guards can make arrests based on actual witnessing of a crime, but not based on probable cause like police officers. Power to search: Security guards can search a person or property if they have reason to suspect a crime has been committed, but only with the person’s consent or with a warrant. Ability to disarm: Security guards can disarm a person if they suspect they have a weapon, while making a citizen’s arrest. Authority to protect life and property: Security guards have the legal authority to protect life and property through advanced threat detection, effective decision-making, and quick response time.
@erik.3
@erik.3 Ай бұрын
They are cheap workers
@jamesbennett9238
@jamesbennett9238 Ай бұрын
Because english people are fat, lazy giro junkies.
@hikstrmusic
@hikstrmusic Ай бұрын
The security having a smoke was professional and nice
@royalanethridge333
@royalanethridge333 Ай бұрын
The drone boys are on their way
@anitaoxenham181
@anitaoxenham181 Ай бұрын
Honestly they havent got a clue.
@brimkathstampex2306
@brimkathstampex2306 Ай бұрын
So how and why are they given jobs - of any type?
@JohnMorten-px6my
@JohnMorten-px6my Ай бұрын
@@brimkathstampex2306 jobs for the boys from Fishy Fishy - keeping it in the family !
@danieladams7919
@danieladams7919 Ай бұрын
Diversity hiring​@@brimkathstampex2306
@stephenhardwick4101
@stephenhardwick4101 Ай бұрын
This is like a 'carry on' film. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jonyserb8388
@jonyserb8388 Ай бұрын
Nice to see AB traveled to India to make an audit....💪
@paullancaster7066
@paullancaster7066 Ай бұрын
👍😁👍
@pauljordan3272
@pauljordan3272 Ай бұрын
The most overused phrase from their English phrasebook...NOT ALLOWED...Probably the first 2 words they learnt when they landed in the UK
@bournagin4439
@bournagin4439 Ай бұрын
Last week a dinghy diver. This week a Security guard telling people what to do without knowing the law. That clueless security Muppet filming hasn't been told about GDPR.
@Karlos.xx.travels
@Karlos.xx.travels Ай бұрын
they're not allowed to work or claim benefits, why would you lie?
@owensmith4651
@owensmith4651 Ай бұрын
@@Karlos.xx.travels Some are definitely working for Deliveroo
@krishollow
@krishollow Ай бұрын
​@@Karlos.xx.travelsWhy are you lying?
@clivewiddall3430
@clivewiddall3430 Ай бұрын
@@Karlos.xx.travelsif you believe that they don’t work then the moons made of cheese.
@user-bn5jb4yu6t
@user-bn5jb4yu6t Ай бұрын
I'm amazed you could say that facts aren't allowed on KZfaq
@bettingpete8775
@bettingpete8775 Ай бұрын
They come to this country but dont want to learn our laws
@gavinstephenson8771
@gavinstephenson8771 Ай бұрын
They want to bring their own laws, they’re a slow growing cancer to the UK….🇬🇧🤬🤬
@GampyBamblor
@GampyBamblor Ай бұрын
Nope here to take take take what was built for us by us, rivers of blood is how it ends
@bonenbeans
@bonenbeans Ай бұрын
@@GampyBamblor yeah thats what nazis said too
@norflingtheconqueror462
@norflingtheconqueror462 Ай бұрын
​@bonenbeans What..? You know, if you call everyone that disagrees with suppression of wages, lower living standards and ethnic displacement at the hands of a global plutocracy a "Nazi" well then don't be shocked that you bring that very thing about by your carelessness and disdain for the working and middle class of this country.
@TheHovel
@TheHovel Ай бұрын
Nobody wants to learn our laws, including the police. There are plenty of "not alloweds" to be had from the general public.
@UKPatriotsView2.0
@UKPatriotsView2.0 15 күн бұрын
So many "not allowed". Charles Veitch would be proud
@LuciousLeeStetson
@LuciousLeeStetson Ай бұрын
That older english security guard, he is a god guy.
@clivewiddall3430
@clivewiddall3430 Ай бұрын
More overseas security that don’t have a clue!
@ashishdhakal9228
@ashishdhakal9228 Ай бұрын
Best Auditor in the world Auditing Britain(England) and the Long Island audit(USA) ❤️❤️
@kathymurray1009
@kathymurray1009 Ай бұрын
My faves too xxx
@JohnDoe-qr4xu
@JohnDoe-qr4xu Ай бұрын
Lackluster is very cool too.
@SusanNoulton
@SusanNoulton Ай бұрын
Yes and mine, I could not stop laughing at that man looking up at AB.🤣🤣
@Smeeagain75
@Smeeagain75 Ай бұрын
"" Nart Allard " Funny little yappychappy
@JohnTustin-pe8lj
@JohnTustin-pe8lj Ай бұрын
Actually DJE media is the best auditor in the world you need to check his channel
@octopusmagnificens
@octopusmagnificens Ай бұрын
Those security people, the moment they start talking I start laughing and I am not even british!
@lolitapitpong3826
@lolitapitpong3826 Ай бұрын
You wouldn’t laugh if you had to live cheek by jowl amongst them
@the_tersorium
@the_tersorium 24 күн бұрын
Charlie Veitch would've been impressed with the quality of the Not Alloweds
@sumikamal8898
@sumikamal8898 Ай бұрын
Even his wife doesn't want him that close.
@aileencrosher532
@aileencrosher532 Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@XmasTablet
@XmasTablet Ай бұрын
Lol, ur harsh 😓😢 Don't worry, I have to wear a face mask when he kisses 👄me 😂🤣😅😆😊 I'm the wife btw 🤣😂😁😙😗😘😍😎
@pivi4973
@pivi4973 Ай бұрын
Not allowed, not allowed! 😂😂😂
@BennyboyTruth
@BennyboyTruth 8 күн бұрын
Fair play to the older guy who actually knew the score and dealt with everything appropriately and professionally. AB should really offer his services as a producer of staff-training videos!
@philbarrett3739
@philbarrett3739 Ай бұрын
I remember when I used to go on holiday for better weather and to discover new cultures...... now I only need to look for weather.
@madcapmikeymike4497
@madcapmikeymike4497 13 күн бұрын
Love these migrant security guards. They think they’re US Navy Seals. They know nothing about British security laws 😂🤣😂🤣
@dennisbailey6067
@dennisbailey6067 Ай бұрын
Hire one,you get the family for free.
@dodgem6521
@dodgem6521 Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@davidknowler4719
@davidknowler4719 Ай бұрын
We have lost our country. Time to regain it !
@camrs125
@camrs125 Ай бұрын
Multiculturalism….it’s our strength (apparently)
@Hrossey
@Hrossey Ай бұрын
The third Indian guy invented the hoover. That nose hoovers everything up anytime he inhales.
@Jobriz84
@Jobriz84 Ай бұрын
Already laughing in the first few seconds when AB tripped, its the way he said bloody hell....😂 Then Mr Bean with a moustache comment 😂😂 Love you AB. NOT ALLOWED ❤
@alanbaxter8100
@alanbaxter8100 Ай бұрын
Never ANY Comment from a *Politician* as to how *Intensely Serious this Is* and who do we vote for *?*
@DanRichworth
@DanRichworth 19 күн бұрын
This is presumably a nuclear power plant and they hire security guards who can barely speak English, let alone understand the nuances of the law of the land. This is concerning.
@Jim90117
@Jim90117 Ай бұрын
Why do all these foreign security guards think they're defending Fort Knox?
@BazaramisalamiHello
@BazaramisalamiHello Күн бұрын
I was just thinking the same thing so I had to like your comment 😅
@saddaddrummer
@saddaddrummer Ай бұрын
Vhat a lot of vobbly heads...........
@LR69511
@LR69511 Ай бұрын
Vobbly heads 🤣
@creekyknee
@creekyknee Ай бұрын
Shtop that, its not allowed.
@margaretcox6447
@margaretcox6447 Ай бұрын
I worked for a company as a telephonist. One day the boss came and said l had to do the wages, what I don't know how to do wages, he said you have to do it . Friday afternoon arrived and every member of staff was outside my door because I got everyone's wages wrong, it was a factory with overtime, cleaning up allowances etc . Moral of the story, train the staff BEFORE you set them to work.
@rempelvideos
@rempelvideos Ай бұрын
That sounds like the utmost level of bullshit. Sorry you went thru that
@user-cl5yt8yt5d
@user-cl5yt8yt5d Ай бұрын
Vote reform
@EvenBigger-Brother
@EvenBigger-Brother Ай бұрын
We are allowed to film all business and residential properties including places of worship in our country. The likes of Chubby cheeks here with his mindless antics of creepy intimidation is over . Every community centre and place of worship in the entire country will be forwarded this clip and asked to give an official response. Big up AB and Big up the auditing community . mission on folks .
@anitaoxenham181
@anitaoxenham181 Ай бұрын
Wonder what the manager of that firm thinks of the security men
@krishollow
@krishollow Ай бұрын
"They're so cheap and replaceable. DEI is great for saving money!"
@petetube13
@petetube13 Ай бұрын
Nathan Sanders, Managing Director of SSE Distributed Energy. He might be interested in this video.
@WielkaStopa-qh1rr
@WielkaStopa-qh1rr Ай бұрын
That is why they are using external company instead training guards by themselves. The may don't care and get these problems off head.
@enoz.j3506
@enoz.j3506 Ай бұрын
He big indian cheif ,loves his family of thousands.
@user-hp1yl3lk3w
@user-hp1yl3lk3w Ай бұрын
Australia here. We love the English. Our government has let so many Asians and Indians and Sudanese in over the past 5 10 20 years where we grew up and had open spaces have become full of houses and they just keep coming. Can’t keep up. How is it for you?
@frankcarew239
@frankcarew239 Ай бұрын
its what Aussies wanted and voted for, now have the weakest PM in history ready to hand the country over to the COVID developers.
@philipjones9458
@philipjones9458 Ай бұрын
Did you see the rally in London on Saturday, lots of footage.
@ramalama9650
@ramalama9650 Ай бұрын
It's a nightmare. They are everywhere!
@crrassh69
@crrassh69 Ай бұрын
You’re a dick racist keep your opinions in Australia.
@ront2424
@ront2424 Ай бұрын
@@frankcarew239 we did not want it at all, foreign companies wanting cheap workers to undermine our way of life and living standards. Gina Rheinhardt wanted to pat $2 an hour remember. We are stuck with all of these sudanese and somalis because of the UN so the sooner we are out of that shit show the better. Now we are being overrun with South Asians and chinese so we dont stand a show with our pathetic governments of all colours.
@mickmcguire4571
@mickmcguire4571 Ай бұрын
That security guard at the end was a decent fella god help him working amongst those illiterate clowns
@adriandavis2796
@adriandavis2796 Ай бұрын
That Security guy at the end TOP MARKS for him as he was fully clued up.
@SusanNoulton
@SusanNoulton Ай бұрын
Omg I can’t stop laughing, you are just the best. Once I start I can’t stop laughing I can’t stop, just had a chest infection and laughed so hard it hurts. More like these please. I think that strange little man liked you, the way he looked up. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Thanks for giving us the best Audits ever. 💙💙
@davidholburn8698
@davidholburn8698 Ай бұрын
I'm in a n e been in for four weeks,it ain't funny,!
@SusanNoulton
@SusanNoulton Ай бұрын
@@davidholburn8698 I am so sorry, I hope you will be ok, no it is not funny, being ill, being on his page though cheers me up,get well soon ❤️
@Sozzi924
@Sozzi924 Ай бұрын
Thanks, AB. Without your videos, I can’t eat my meal lol
@user-vh5ge5pu5d
@user-vh5ge5pu5d Ай бұрын
this video shows the real reason for mass immigration.... to provide cheap labour for the multinational corporations...
@MrGintarasB
@MrGintarasB Ай бұрын
8:32 Go to the London ! 🙈😂😂 AB, You are in India ? 🙈😂
@annaf7228
@annaf7228 Ай бұрын
What a lovely security guard at the end!
@lukemorton8431
@lukemorton8431 5 күн бұрын
The black dude at end definitely does the Ugandan knuckled impressions for the princess *click* click* click **click* click* click **click* click* click *
@paulraper1
@paulraper1 Ай бұрын
I thought you'd gone to Dehli until the English feller turned up with some sense. If it takes another member of security to inform those idiots it's legal to film in public, what are the SIA teaching them when on a training course ???????
@cemekrem2692
@cemekrem2692 Ай бұрын
Did he say you have to leave my dear 😂
@Jam6813
@Jam6813 Ай бұрын
Yes at 6:05 lol
@RogueDarkAgent
@RogueDarkAgent 25 күн бұрын
"Why brother ? Not allowed ? " 😂😂😂💪🏻
@justicepeace9104
@justicepeace9104 Ай бұрын
Come to our country and try to tell us what to fucking do,i am so pissed off with it.
@dawoodhussain2911
@dawoodhussain2911 Ай бұрын
I've just liked the video without even watching it because of the title 😂. Now I can't wait to watch it lmao
Sergeant Overulled By His Officers
22:29
Auditing Britain
Рет қаралды 95 М.
Queen Of All Karens
18:57
Auditing Britain
Рет қаралды 227 М.
WHO LAUGHS LAST LAUGHS BEST 😎 #comedy
00:18
HaHaWhat
Рет қаралды 20 МЛН
🤔Какой Орган самый длинный ? #shorts
00:42
- А что в креме? - Это кАкАооо! #КондитерДети
00:24
Телеканал ПЯТНИЦА
Рет қаралды 6 МЛН
Вечный ДВИГАТЕЛЬ!⚙️ #shorts
00:27
Гараж 54
Рет қаралды 14 МЛН
Auditing Manchester Bar-Bees
50:46
Auditing Britain
Рет қаралды 258 М.
Houses of Parliament
23:00
Auditing Britain
Рет қаралды 180 М.
Get My Good Side
30:00
Auditing Britain
Рет қаралды 125 М.
I'm Asking A Question Now Answer The Question 😲🎥🛸❌✔
22:10
Shush
21:00
Auditing Britain
Рет қаралды 279 М.
Are You Mad? 😡🥊🎥🛸❌
46:48
DJ AUDITS
Рет қаралды 173 М.
What Do You Want
17:10
Auditing Britain
Рет қаралды 529 М.
Watch Velshi Highlights: July 7
1:09:36
MSNBC
Рет қаралды 559 М.
WHO LAUGHS LAST LAUGHS BEST 😎 #comedy
00:18
HaHaWhat
Рет қаралды 20 МЛН