Its titled Wanted, Dead or Alive (Michael’s braincell edition)

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2 ай бұрын

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@nancyl3843 2 ай бұрын

I don't think Michael's dumb; I think he's just too cool to care. He look great in long hair.

@smeshingstarlings 2 ай бұрын

Keep playing dumb Michael they don't suspect a thing.

@Aliyah_666 2 ай бұрын

He's playing them all like damn fiddles lol

@Shelby_Lynn92 2 ай бұрын

That one braincell has him living his best life! 😂

@dr.froghopper6711 2 ай бұрын

As long as it doesn’t ricochet of the sidewall of his skull and accidentally spark a thought! He gets spooky when that happens!

@Shelby_Lynn92 2 ай бұрын

Lmao that is so true! But maybe we need a little more chaos these days.

@EDog-ti7jb 2 ай бұрын

Freddy Mercury overbite ✔️ Bon Jovi feathered hair ✔️ two hours into the edible squint ✔️ Michael's ready for the Paca Tour.

@LindaC616 2 ай бұрын

Actually it's not a Freddie Mercury overbite I think it's a Keira Knightley underbite isn't it?

@nanigoose 2 ай бұрын

Love Michael's flaring nostrils! And his very attentive ear action! Go Michael!

@tishjanuary7379 2 ай бұрын

Same that was so adorable!

@robinholmes6599 2 ай бұрын

Flaring fuzzy nostrils!

@Jenny_Oblivion 2 ай бұрын

Yes! He says so much with his face & ear wiggles! ❤

@Jenny_Oblivion 2 ай бұрын

I hope that I’m not the only one who wants a Michael T-shirt. Also, he must make great yarn ☺️

@groucrow9709 2 ай бұрын

The Ear Alert 🤣🤣🤣❤

@kimsandlin5286 2 ай бұрын

Michael's really spittin' lyrics! 🦙😊😁😂🤣😭💀

@bilray114 2 ай бұрын

That’s called “Alpaca Freestyle”.

@LindaC616 2 ай бұрын

Well done, you!

@kalipw0210 2 ай бұрын

He's Living on a PRAAAAYYERRRRR!! whoa wah wah whoa He's working on the docks Working for the man he's so gay... (Misheard lyrics, my bad) 😂😂😂

@kelli_kellz 2 ай бұрын

Michael's last brain cell went down in a blaze of glory

@LindaC616 2 ай бұрын

Nice!

@EDog-ti7jb 2 ай бұрын

I'm imagining a little tiny meteor like braincell pinballing around Michael's brain.

@kelli_kellz 2 ай бұрын

@@EDog-ti7jbThe original game of Pong. 😂

@jadadallas5891 2 ай бұрын

😂

@kathyself8816 2 ай бұрын

And it's Wanted, wanted, Dead or Alive. 😅😅

@VOREVOX429 2 ай бұрын

I usually make the same noises after eating hot peppers but the noise doesn't come from my mouth.

@savedbyJesusgirl93 2 ай бұрын

LOL 😂

@IntrepidFraidyCat 2 ай бұрын

Michael is the Jon Bon Jovi of the farm!

@kathymarshall220 2 ай бұрын

He’s a cowboy, on braincell he rides, and he’s wanted (waaanteeee eh ed) dead or alive Preferably alive though ❤

@msmltvcktl 2 ай бұрын

0:32 that's the "wind whistling through his head" solo.

@PonderousProse 2 ай бұрын

He would be great at giving red carpet commentary! He's so concise in his opinions. 😁✨️👠✨️

@theultimatereductionist7592 2 ай бұрын

Michael looks more like the white carpet ... after all the other celebrities trampled on it.

@danperry3116 2 ай бұрын

That dramatic pause at the end was genius! Bravo Michael.

@cynthiastull1295 2 ай бұрын

Need Stanley on the Keys in the back!!!

@kathyself8816 2 ай бұрын

Great call!!! Karen as a bouncer.

@Rayna-gn3ni 2 ай бұрын

He could be Michael Boltons body double with that mullet. Or a Fabio fill-in with a massive underbite. I can't unsee this.

@cyndicunanan400 2 ай бұрын

Why does watching Michael fall asleep make me so sleepy?

@NatiSaednejad 2 ай бұрын

Can't wait for the next single - Livin' On One Braincell 🙌🏽

@quebecpatriot1874 2 ай бұрын

1985 Bon Jovi vibes right there

@marirose19 2 ай бұрын

It was perfect, Michael. Sounded a lot like, "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star." Lol.

@user-hw4ep1or1j 2 ай бұрын

.......alot has been missed here today .......as a proud Canadian he proudly sang OH Canada ......... he never wavered........man i love his patriotism 🍁

@EDog-ti7jb 2 ай бұрын

Next year, a maple leaf 🍁 left on the chest after shearing. Amanda, make it happen!

@kathyself8816 2 ай бұрын

@EDog-ti7jb that would be really sweet!! 🍁 🇨🇦

@janew7008 2 ай бұрын

Are you sure Michael just doesn't need some metamucil??? Love the new Doo Michael!

@critterscute3642 2 ай бұрын

😂😂

@kbusby4824 2 ай бұрын

As bitchin' as the 80s Michael!! Rock on!

@tracywilborn 2 ай бұрын

It will hit the barn charts and shoot up to number 1! So proud of Michael's talent!

@rivpupper 2 ай бұрын

You can tell Michael was in a "hair band" back in the 80's. Rock on sweet soul! ❤

@LaynieFingers 2 ай бұрын

I cannot express to you the joy that Michael's sounds bring me!

@MamaTthaOG 2 ай бұрын

Oh honey you can’t tell him nothing! He knows he looks so good with that new hair cut that he even sounds different and so confident! 😂🤣😂🤣

@lisabradley3541 2 ай бұрын

He's handsome.

@staciehenderson6982 10 сағат бұрын

He's just giving us a minute to really take in and appreciate his glorious mullet.

@teresa-3489 2 ай бұрын

poor guy, he used the last bit of brain he had😆👏

@kindredspirit617 2 ай бұрын

We need merch with Michael's new haircut (preferably with a piece of hay hanging out of his mouth)! It is totally ICONIC! ❤️

@kathyself8816 2 ай бұрын

I would add that to my collection. 👕 🧥

@AngelaLRsurfinginstilettos 2 ай бұрын

That was pure genius!! Sign him to a record label and land him tour dates immediately! Karen could do her "love snaps" as the backup track? 😄😁

@daynaphipps4912 2 ай бұрын

The memories of the 1980's just overcome me when I look and listen to you Michael. May you and One member brain cell rock on 🎸

@luv2luv720 2 ай бұрын

Wow, no hay hanging out his mouth nor poo on his face! He's in his Sunday best 😊

@mrdaym 2 ай бұрын

Michael stalled when the wind picked up because his last few braincells blew out of his ear.

@lindacorcoran1253 2 ай бұрын

I love the song of the summer! I will add it to my playlist! Thank you!

@theresakeel3998 2 ай бұрын

Michael is doing an excellent job at channeling Willie Nelson😂😂

@Corrupted-file 2 ай бұрын

Micheal’s battle with his remaining brain cell; is truly a “never ending story”. 🤘🏼

@amyfreeze1808 2 ай бұрын

His little nose is giving Falcor and I'm loving that for us!

@luvsfleurdelis 2 ай бұрын

He’s giving Falkor ( the never ending story)

@kathyself8816 2 ай бұрын

His brain cell is hopping for joy. 😊 He is totally living his best life. What a sweet boy. 🦙 I really love his mullet.

@alongway99 2 ай бұрын

That smirk at the end...you know there is more to come! 😅

@MUSBFRANK 2 ай бұрын

So on today's episode of "Where's Waldo the brain cell". 😏

@kalipw0210 2 ай бұрын

He's straight Living on a prayer 😂😂😂

@sharlawilliamson9609 2 ай бұрын

I feel like I'm watching Falkor... maybe his one braincell is playing the Neverending Story theme song on repeat... and he has earbuds in! You know, when people don't realize they are screeching... I mean singing.. out loud?

@chrisgreek4285 2 ай бұрын

I love Michael’s mullet! He looks like a surfer dude!

@margaret7688 2 ай бұрын

My God! That was intense but it was so simplistic as well. I shall probably hear this in my head for a long time. Michael is more than a pretty boy...he is a musical genius.❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

@hossenfeffer8383 2 ай бұрын

I can’t help it every time I see Michael doing his best I love him more❤❤❤❤

@Jewel-3 2 ай бұрын

Michael is just a chill animal.😂

@TonyNaggs 2 ай бұрын

“The song of the summer!” ⛱️ I am so glad people are still using that term, for me it goes a long way back, to being a teen and the only way to keep up with the popular tunes was to listen to AM radio. 📻

@AnnetFaber-bn5bf 2 ай бұрын

Isn't he the sweetest marble! And so handsome as well ❤❤❤

@loriparent2195 2 ай бұрын

I LOVE IT!!! Get ready Amanda for the flock of people coming to get Michael's autographs!! Im on my way as I type this!!

@lullysmommyify Ай бұрын

Business in the front party in the back 😂😂😂😂😂

@akelagold 2 ай бұрын

Has Michael ever considered orthodontics?

@kathleenelliott4916 2 ай бұрын

Congratulations to the Shearer. That is a Bon Jovi grade mullet. Business in the front, party in the back🎉

@shanday009 2 ай бұрын

He looks like he's enjoying eating all the weed(s) he can find

@meganwestbrook8980 2 ай бұрын

Michael is so adorable 💜

@BellaRosa55 2 ай бұрын

Is that a smile 🙂 or just a twitch? Michael either way you ROCK 😂❤😂

@KimMcIntyre-ou1ew 2 ай бұрын

Morning Amanda 🌹🍃Stand aside Super Star coming through your right about a summer hit😂✌️💚😎🌴🌈☀️🌺🌊

@cat441 2 ай бұрын

so proud of what micheal has come up with for the song of summer, amazing for such a sweet guy with one brain cell

@Donnahoops-ge2fr 2 ай бұрын

Your animals and your relationship with them is so beautiful and fun!💕

@lonestarhog7407 2 ай бұрын

If Steve McQueen was alive he would be so proud of Michael, and probably offer him a guest spot in the show. 🤗

@DavidJones-ey6ie 16 күн бұрын

Michael looks like falcor from The Neverending Story.

@lisaevans8403 2 ай бұрын

I love Michael and he is too cool for farm school with that hair.

@theultimatereductionist7592 2 ай бұрын

So THAT'S whom the ancient Egyptians modeled their great Sphinx of Giza on!

@HeidiSue60 2 ай бұрын

The dulcet tones of Michael 🥰

@robinholmes6599 2 ай бұрын

I love the soulful vocalizations. Not sure the one brain cell is always awake, though

@maryjowhite8058 2 ай бұрын

That had a great rhythm and the fade out at the end was super cool! Love Michael!

@HelenCamile63 2 ай бұрын

I’m seeing a little David Bowie in that haircut. Way to go Michael!

@TLCnTexas 2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂❤it what would we do without our special needs animals 😊 he'll catch up, I don't know what I would do without mine they keep me hopping and laughing 😂😂😂

@BethP-pl9nc 2 ай бұрын

Oh my gosh Michael could audition for an 80’s hair band! I do miss the twig/branch barrette though, lol.

@theultimatereductionist7592 2 ай бұрын

Well, Mikey's certainly got those famous British rocker teeth.

@kelvincrabtree1062 2 ай бұрын

Michael with the mullet mutton chop hairdo. The rage of the 60's...the 1860's! 😂 Gotta love Michael! Sweet boy.

@theultimatereductionist7592 2 ай бұрын

If ever there were a Grateful Deadhead, it's Michael.

@prestoncassise4813 2 ай бұрын

Hes basking in his greatness😂

@yuelondaoutlaw6291 2 ай бұрын

Mike is sooo cute an clean, I'm sure clean only for a very short time.

@MichaelLeeOne 2 ай бұрын

Michael has his own style

@Leafer99 2 ай бұрын

That was so good I thought at first it had to be autotuned. Well.done Michael.👍

@Canyon2023 2 ай бұрын

He looks SO GRAND with his new haircut 🤩🤩

@falconsrest 2 ай бұрын

Great Michael, sounds like Constipation 😂 ❤

@charlesmadisonrhea 2 ай бұрын

King Michael on his throne. Majestic

@timlinnabary8296 2 ай бұрын

Tell Michael to lay off the Molson: the alcohol is hard on that one remaining brain cell.

@kaydunlap4455 2 ай бұрын

The talent awes me! 🥰 Michael

@Goldie... 2 ай бұрын

Hes a cool dude in a loose mood...😄

@cindyt348 2 ай бұрын

I love his expressions and what a lovely song

@stephgreen3070 2 ай бұрын

He looks more like Falcor than usual in this video. Must be the new haircut.

@savedbyJesusgirl93 2 ай бұрын

Such a beautiful song. Keep up the good work, Michael.

@PatriciaG.5050 2 ай бұрын

He looks like the dragon from The Never Ending Story ❤

@TheJaniceJoy 2 ай бұрын

Poor Michael, he forgot he was performing. 🤭

@eileenhaslof1696 2 ай бұрын

I just noticed Michael's luxurious eyelashes! ❤

@kathyflorcruz552 2 ай бұрын

Gee. I wonder if The Kiffness could enhance Michael's signing talent. ❤

@susanmcconnell6041 2 ай бұрын

LOVE IT, MICHAEL!!! YOURE SHOWING GREAT IMPROVEMENT IN THAT MUSICAL TALENT!!!! 🥰🥰

@rhye_guy7717 2 ай бұрын

There's a lot we all can learn from Michael.

@SD0224 2 ай бұрын

He’s a doppelgänger for Jon Bon Govi

@lallard8329 2 ай бұрын

Michael has made my day. ❤️❤️❤️

@theultimatereductionist7592 2 ай бұрын

Dr Mike Hunt looks and smells so good.

@AllTheHappySquirrels 2 ай бұрын

He must not have thought through that Kendrick callout. 😳

@EDog-ti7jb 2 ай бұрын

Michael better put Karen on security. Better yet, Drake should put Karen on security.

@stevekoren8877 2 ай бұрын

I stand by my statement that Michael is actually a stoned luck dragon (The Neverending Story)

@valentinaendekovska9740 2 ай бұрын

Love their summer haircuts...

@gregoryjohnson1256 2 ай бұрын

There's a genius hiding in there

@88884488 2 ай бұрын

His Yoda ears when you say his name! 🥰