Toilet gets slighted at a cocktail party. Toilet's face flushes with embarrassment .

“...like byiürds...“ 😂

“Females are dominant.” Then explain King Julian?

“The little piggy who went to the market wasn’t going on a shopping trip” UM EXCUSE ME?!??!? I had to pause the video and walk away because that was a sudden and disturbing realization

”...Sort of a ’airline passenger with urgent diarrhea trying to squeeze past the drink cart’ kind of walking’.” So accurate I died. 😂🤣🙃

I'm a zookeeper who has worked with ring-tailed lemurs and I 100% approve of you're videos as well as the conservation messages

2:30 Monty Python's "I fart in your general direction" got a whole new meaning...

"This is Brendas little tree mow" that one gets me everytime

"Just finished my snack. Now to wipe its venom on my balls." -Lemurs

True facts about Zefrank1 1. He only uploads once in a blue moon. 2. Have control over the moon, meaning he can upload whenever he wants. 3. Can't see the colour purple. 4. Can't count past 4 4. Not a fan of list 4. Is regarded as being the "most hella adorbs" of all the primates.

"Basking its nitzels in the sun" Oh my God,that one had me dying over here. 🤣🤣🤣

Who else just watch this videos every now and them again because they are just too good to only be watched once?

god: "let there be lemurs" *everyone liked that*

"I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberry!"

"Turd's-eye view" and "Total eclipse of the bum" are freaking brilliant!

Probably named his cat “cat food cat” I passed away.

His analogies are so on point and brilliantly hilarious.

"It even learned how to make nests, like beurds"

As a kid I thought learning about nature was fun. Now as an old guy with an iPad, zefrank shows me it's actually hilarious. Haha

Ordinary people: Ring-tailed lemur Me, an intellectual: Zoboomafoo

This is the stuff you don’t learn watching Zaboomafoo

“Like this one. Who looks like he just realized that the little piggy who went to the market wasn’t going on a shopping trip.” Me: “huh? ............ OH MY GOD!”

“Like a fraternity brother cup wafting a fart” 😂😂

I swear, the best parts of these videos are when he laughs at his own jokes

Today is a day of celebration, brothers!

The saying "blowing smoke up their ass" is a reference to Victorian medicine where they would use tobacco smoke as an enema using a tube and a bellows. It was mostly used as an early form of resuscitation.

Zefrank: "The piggy who went to market wasn't going on a shopping trip." Me: O.O Me: My childhood is ruined. Again.

It's amazing how softly they land. On the Isle of Wight there's a place where you can can walk through an enclosure to get close with them. You're not allowed to touch them but they jump and climb all over you. They are as soft and gentle as can be and they love sitting on your shoulder like a pirate with parrot

Watching this in a library was a grave mistake

I actually had a roommate who worked at the Duke Lemur Center. He said that every so often one of the lemurs would figure out how to escape from the enclosure, but nobody cared. Literally, 10 times out of 10, that poor lemur would show up on the outside of the enclosure within a matter of days, whining and clinging to the fence, *DESPERATE to be let back in, where it was safe, warm, dry, and they had all the sliced fruit they could eat.* I like to think that the conversation among the other lemurs goes something like this: "Oh, hey, it's Tim! Where'd you run off to Tim?" "Shut up, Larry." "Hey, look everybody! Tim's back! Say hi, Tim!" "I mean it Larry, I'm not in the mood." "What, you mean you didn't enjoy your holiday?" "I swear to God, Larry, just drop it!"

"Let's pretend we're dragons" I died.

0:53 "It's like picking a piece of lint off your roomate's sweater. Except you're both naked and you're using your tongue." Possibly my favorite quote ever from Zefrank.

"like byeeerds"

I’m so happy this is back

I’ve always wanted a couple lemurs as pets . They’re so cool . I hope they don’t go extinct

"We might be endangered some day" He told the future

Im just here for zoobomafoo references

“The mouse lemur.... which is amazing” Agreed

"Like if a tornado hit a flaming hot cheeto factory" That's strangely specific 😂 Love the way you describe stuff that goes on in nature

“While walking in the woods one day, Chris and Martin saw something strange...”

3:13 Missed opportunity: The Sifaka don't give a faka.

"Turd's-eye view" cracked me up pretty good. :D

“Mouse Lemur” I think the world you are looking for is Mort!

"if you did this with your roommates you'd be close too, it's like picking a piece of lint off your roommates sweater, except your both naked, and your using your tongue" 👅

Ah, the tail. The necktie of the butt.

Let's all give our prayers to Zaboomafoo... R.I.P "Monguseeka"

He said Waved in their general direction... What are the French doing in Mada- THATS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS YOU-

To be honest i have grown and im not a child but seing the baby lemurs being held and also hugging a stuff toy just makes me expolede in cuteness and happiness it makes me want to adopt one

>>King Julien has entered the chat >>Mort has entered the chat King Julien: Mort! What did I say >>Mort has left the chat

Leemyur. The only pronunciation I will ever need.

Hilarious!!! I really enjoyed watching this video. Made me laugh hysterically and required many rewinds to catch what I missed and laugh some more. Thanks for making it. 🤣 Learning and laughter are perfect combinations.

Indeed one of the cutest animals! Their eyes are amazing. I'd have liked to hear more of the sounds of the lemur, but am grateful to you for providing info about helping the lemur (as well as those "bebbie" shots, as I'd never seen a picture/film of a new, little lemur before!).

i already knew how you were going to say lemur before i even clicked i was not disappointed lee-myurr

I'm glad you are are promoting a conservation organization in the video :)

I've just found this channel and can't stop laughing

"Lets pretend we are dragons" 😂😂😂

I feel weirdly connected to Zefrank based on the fact that the Reddit post about the little piggy impacted us so greatly it stays with us to this day

I still haven’t gotten used to you being active again so every time I see your name in my sub box my heart skips a beat and I get really happy

Blowing smoke up the ass was the "best" way to revive someone from drowning. They even had smoke blowing kits near popular pools of water. I swear I am not lying 🤣

OMG that section when you said "looks like a passenger on an airplane trying to shuffle past the drink cart" literally made me LOL. I just imagined him in a little business suit shufflin past fixing to diarrea himself from the Chipotle he ate at before the flight XD

You should make a video about the Kakapo! It’s an endangered parrot on New Zealand that doesn’t have any wings, and just runs around on the ground, and they’re _amazing_

Mix the smells from your rear buttus, front stank, and two pitzels and wave it at someone... ten bucks, they'll leave 😭😭😭😭😭

I come here for the analogies and oh my God I am never disappointed. Like an airline passenger with diarrhea trying to get past everyone to get to the bathroom

You’re a linguistic master! Such amazing commentary and humor with the awesome plug at the end casting attention to the plight of endangered animals. I would be great to see you address big game hunters, the decimation of elephants and rhinos, the destruction of habitats, and captivity of certain species that is deleterious to their well-being. I know that gets away from your base but so many people would be enlightened. I completely understand that is probably not a direction you want to go. You do a phenomenal job showing people the beautiful value of animals in nature. Thank you for all the quality content and laughter!

Look mom, I'm doing the scientific knowledge!

"Food just flying around. Like if a tornado hit a Flamin Hot cheeto factory!" That would be the highlight of my life!

Your front stank 😂🤣. Omg! You always make me smile and laugh! Thank you so much!

I had to pause the video to recover and get some air! Yours is the funniest commentary I have heard anywhere!

I CANNOT believe you didn't say "Sifaka don't give a faka"

R.I.P. the lemur that played Zaboo in Zaboomafoo.

2:36 "I fart in your general direction."

I couldnt help but watch this again... I do love that he laughs while he saying stuff, it makes me laugh harder

ZOOBOOMAFOO

Octopus tree: *Spents 100.000 years developing spikes to not be climbed.* Sifaka: *Climbs it* Octopus Tree: *Am I a Joke to you?*

Once again I can't even catch my breath im cackling so hard it hurts!!!!!😂😂😂THANK YOU!!!

I love that without even watching the video I knew exactly how he’d pronounce lemur, it’s the little consistency in this world that delight me

"Let's pretend we're dragons." "I have an idea!" 😖😆🤣

That claw is basically only used for coke nowadays.

When they started jumping my friend laughed the hardest and longest I ever seen him laugh we've been friends for over 10 years !

2:23 "Hold on, I need to apply my buffs"

I like to move it, move it She like to move it, move it We like to move it, move it We like to move it!

Now I know how the lemurs do

These episodes are one of the few things in my life that ever makes me laugh, and my favorite part is that it usually takes me seriously by surprise.

Another great video! I really appreciate it when you name the conservation centres (and provide URLs at the end) for the animals you feature and how we can help. Like in the case of lemurs we can help them by symbolically adopting one via the website you show at the end. I'm going to adopt a lemur. 😁 Awesome, informative videos and funny as hell! 🤣❤️👍

ZEFRANK IS BACK! AGAIN! seriously stop dying

Lemurs are cute, especially the Bebeis. 🤣🤣

I love how he always sounds slightly drunk

I've seen so many of your videos! Hilarious! Love the humor! Thanks!😊

THE LORD WALKS AMONG US ONCE AGAIN

This is probably one of the best channels I've ever found

3:26 looks like the outtake of actor of the main character in a Pirate movie trying to land the cool, dramatic pose properly

In a world where humor is more often rejected this narration tips the balance in favor of just bloody laugh right now because it's hilarious. Thank you! a long time has passed between needing a tissue to quell the tears of laughter.

Thanks for featuring my country's unique animal!! We're proud of our lemurs. We have massive protected natural forest where lemurs live freely and it takes hours of getting lost in there to find them, but it's totally worth it. And yes, they're loud AF. I wish flight tickets to Madagascar were cheaper to allow people to come visit more. Nature lovers would be taken aback by the unique animals and plants we have. As well as landscape and breathtaking beaches. Although maybe it's better to not have too much flooding tourist too :D

I was legit thinking about this channel in class just 10 minutes ago and now an update. Life isn’t so bad now.

Oh my god. Like a decade later I find out what kind of lemurs the ones in Dinosaur were.

There was a time when tabaco smoke enemas were considered vital to saving a nearly drowned person. Kits for administering such were placed along London Bridge, mutch as we have those heart shockers in public places today.

Zfrank is basically that really cool uncle that you only see during the holidays but always makes the table full of laughter lol

“Like fraternity brothers cup wafting a fart” 😂😂😂😩🤮☠️

Thank you!!! I only have tears of laughter!!! Amazing!!!

You make learning things about animals a lot more fun! Keep doing a great job!