How fast can you touch a Moblin in every Zelda game?

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2 ай бұрын

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Moblins have been around since the very first Zelda, So let's go on an adventure to see how fast we can touch one in every Zelda game.
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@j0rts 2 ай бұрын

This is a Skyward Sword video.

@SyckoMode 2 ай бұрын

Noice

@theominouspigeon 2 ай бұрын

it says tears of the kingdom in the description

@LinkTheOnePieceFan 2 ай бұрын

Hell yeah it is

@boy1015 2 ай бұрын

How fast can you get master sword in every zelda pls

@Bruceasauruschan 2 ай бұрын

YEEEAAAAAAH!

@JJ_R 2 ай бұрын

How about “How fast can you touch an instrument”? Zelda games are full of instruments, and not all of them are collectibles.

@DoctorSpacebar 2 ай бұрын

Do instruments of torture count?

@05bear22 2 ай бұрын

@@DoctorSpacebaris mayonnaise an instrument?

@kuriisa_ 2 ай бұрын

@@05bear22horseradish isnt a instrument either

@paulgrotebeverborg1119 2 ай бұрын

That'd be great

@JJ_R 2 ай бұрын

“That’s why none of you have any experience.”

@CZsWorld 2 ай бұрын

Ocarina had the coolest Moblins. I still remember turning the corner in that maze and seeing one of those things charging at me for the first time.

@j0rts 2 ай бұрын

Definitely the most memorable I’d say, along with Wind Waker

@darrenmacqueen9884 2 ай бұрын

Ocarina of Time was the first Zelda game I played and I had no idea those things were called moblins until MUCH later because they are the only enemies you can't scan to get details on. I first learned about moblins in Wind Waker and found out that they'd been around since the first game and wondered why there weren't any in Ocarina of Time. It was years after that I found out those things near the Forest Temple are moblins.

@AquaQuokka 2 ай бұрын

Moblins are just silly guys in BotW and TotK, I love them.

@greatlake_editz 2 ай бұрын

I think they look way better in those 2 games, they fun.

@cato3277 Ай бұрын

They're goofy but oddly threatening, I love em

@Dora-xi5ob 5 күн бұрын

In botw I was always much more intimidated by Moblins than Lizalfos, until I found out Moblins are silly 💀

@AquaQuokka 5 күн бұрын

@@Dora-xi5ob They goofy guys

@RazzRG 2 ай бұрын

Ganondorf sitting behind a desk with a clip board. "So tell me. Where did the bad link touch you?."

@libertyjensen6321 Ай бұрын

*hysterical sobbing* "ANYWHERE AND EVERYWHERE"

@triclone 2 ай бұрын

0:58 “he did not come back by morning” jorts can make tragic death into a punch line

@voltron77 2 ай бұрын

Didn’t die though.

@ShawnF6FHellcat Ай бұрын

@@voltron77 In the English version's credits, it showed that Link wished that his uncle "recovers", but I'm pretty sure that the original Japanese version made it more clear that his uncle actually died and got resurrected by the Triforce.

@voltron77 Ай бұрын

@@ShawnF6FHellcat Oh, makes sense.

@triclone Ай бұрын

@@voltron77 eh doesn't matter still tragic and still a punch line

@DigitalxGamer 2 ай бұрын

I headcanon that the "Pig Warriors" from the Oracle games are actually the first Bokoblins in the Zelda series~

@dcbandit 2 ай бұрын

Makes sense to me! I always wondered who those weird guys were.

@Shritistrang 2 ай бұрын

I always saw them as a different tribe of Moblins. After all, they also serve the Great Moblin (or Moblin King, as I used to call him).

@booxmowo2684 Ай бұрын

They're called "Boarblins" in the Switch version of Link's Awakening.

@KairuHakubi Ай бұрын

funny thing is, bokoblins have not been portrayed as piggy until the Switch games, and even then it's really just the nose. whereas moriblins do seem to sway between dog, pig, or humanoid demon..

@HongryMongry 2 ай бұрын

5 hours 10 minutes for a moblin... dedication

@cuddlequeen3225 2 ай бұрын

These dumb "challenge" videos are what I live for

@robinnordqvist-pettersson457 2 ай бұрын

I love dumb challenges sometimes i am doing them myself

@MisterNohbdy 2 ай бұрын

0:52 - Link showing that when your dad says he's going out for cigarettes and doesn't come back you _investigate_ like a good concerned child. Preferably within an hour, not five years.

@Pumpernikkle 2 ай бұрын

I had a friend named Moblin in the third grade

@Krakenpus 2 ай бұрын

I had a pet Moblin in third grade

@athy47funi Ай бұрын

What a gnarly name, "Moblin"

@MariaPeters-zl4rv Ай бұрын

@@Krakenpusimagine it's the same guy

@CucuiKingGanondorf 19 күн бұрын

Moblins have friends!?

@Kaijunerd33 10 күн бұрын

I was called moblin by my Zelda fan friends what a coincidence!!

@wraith444 2 ай бұрын

15:04 touching the magical bean sounds like a euphemism

@thelemonsheep7257 2 ай бұрын

"Touch moblin" I CAN'T I KILLEDED THE ALL

@Shader1019 2 ай бұрын

J0rts: Touch. Ganon: Don't touch. J0rts: Touch. Ganon: Don't touch! J0rts: Touch. Ganon: Do I have to follow you all day?! J0rts: Oh my gosh! Another Moblin! Hang on, I have to touch you! Ganon: HEY!!

@EmilyS-gk3st Ай бұрын

😂

@HermanTG 2 ай бұрын

The Wind Waker Moblin design is still the best imo

@Rob-ob Ай бұрын

I love that he had to just like play through skyward sword to touch a moblin

@Linkathon 4 күн бұрын

He literally had to play through like a third of the game 😂

@watts_up2006 2 ай бұрын

Breaking news, youtuber j0rts was recently arrested for multiple counts of harassment against moblins, some witnesses even say this harassment was generational. We are are waiting for a comment from the suspect

@frightrider5995 Ай бұрын

Reporter: "Sir, we are from the Tri-News and we want to question you as to why you were harassing moblins in each generation?"

@Aphlaa 6 күн бұрын

@@frightrider5995 whats the joke in that

@VATJON 2 ай бұрын

Next game: The Legend of Zelda The Moblin Touch

@sakotaatokary1335 Ай бұрын

The enemies who were attacking the past maku tree were actually Moblin Pigs, essentially a weaker type of Moblin, so those count

@Echoe-14 19 күн бұрын

So… bokoblins?

@nonemo138 2 ай бұрын

Please do not touch moblins in the wild. Always ask for consent before touching any moblin.

@goodolbreadguy5038 Ай бұрын

Botw was my first Zelda game. Which means my first moblin encounter was in that game. I’ll never forget it. I enter the same forest shown in the video. But it was nighttime and I could barely see the moblin sneaking up behind me. The last thing I see before a game over is a tall dark figure taking a swing at me. It was terrifying.

@happyhippoeaters4261 2 ай бұрын

Good thing you like Skyward Sword, cause it's going to be a hot minute

@Tyrecordslol 2 ай бұрын

Ahh I love these videos

@Hvision0000 2 ай бұрын

get this miner outta here!

@ahmedfalahy9337 Ай бұрын

A few ideas, how fast can you: A) Defeat the first boss B) Open the first treasure chest C) Leave the opening area D) Get the first sword/master sword E) Start the trading sequence (first item) F) Win first prize in a minigame G) Reach rupees cap (including all wallet upgrades)

@goodolbreadguy5038 Ай бұрын

Botw as my first Zelda game. Which means my first moblin encounter was in that game. I’ll never forget it. I enter the same forest shown in the video. But it was nighttime and I could barely see the moblin sneaking up behind me. The last thing I see before a game over is a tall dark figure taking a swing at me. It was terrifying.

@destinymontez6170 Ай бұрын

It was scary meeting Moblins for the first time

@meta527II 2 ай бұрын

Molblin: BAD TOUCH!

@ThunderCam777 2 ай бұрын

I love it when the green guy touches everything, this time Moblins!

@greysonkeanu 2 ай бұрын

The getting attacked in Skyward Sword compilation was hilarious

@kymmie_girl 2 ай бұрын

In Wind Waker, moblins touch you!

@mageius 2 ай бұрын

A small note, if using the very easy Exploration glitch in A link to the past you could speed up the process. Well any of the easy glitches for some of the games. (Note EG glitch in Alttp just requires a save and quit mid air then getting knocked in to a wall upstairs inside the castle to get to the under map. It's why at minimum you can beat the game in under 3 mins.)

@elliotgandersen 2 ай бұрын

I really love the humor and the quips in these videos. Good stuff. 👍🏻

@HyruletheCheetah 2 ай бұрын

I honestly think Windwaker had the best Moblin design

@TriMoblin 2 ай бұрын

I appreciate this as a moblin myself

@JasperCasper24 2 ай бұрын

As someone who's never played Zelda, the uncle being dead in A Link to The Past was both hilarious and quite sad xD

@freddykingofturtles 2 ай бұрын

I seem to remember he's actually alive in the ending credits. Apparently he was just so tired he had to nap in the sewer until you saved all of Hyrule. Next level sleep goals.

@JasperCasper24 2 ай бұрын

@@freddykingofturtles that's even funnier thank you for the info lmao

@fanana6193 Ай бұрын

@@freddykingofturtles I'm pretty sure he died but Link brought him back by wishing on the Triforce to restore Hyrule.

@freddykingofturtles Ай бұрын

@@fanana6193 Maybe, I never got that impression from the ending, but maybe I'm wrong.

@-frizno-8530 2 ай бұрын

I love the editing in this video. So damn funny. Great work

@insertfunnynamehere8984 2 ай бұрын

How fast can you touch Zelda in every Mario game

@damiencouturee6240 Ай бұрын

9:45 ish - Man I was expecting you to say you had to recalibrate system settings or something, then you show the Y button and I almost died laughing, thats something I would do lmao

@lavosdream5809 19 күн бұрын

Imagine if botw and totk had ocarina of time moblins. Link steps out into the world for the first time only to see something in the distance charging across the land towards him.

@Doctorwhofan451 2 ай бұрын

Touch a skeleton next??

@ExGanonMain 2 ай бұрын

Did these moblins give consent?

@Kamekthegreatgamer 2 ай бұрын

See how fast you can touch ice in every mario game

@draconesetmagicae9 2 ай бұрын

how fast can you enjoy every game to its fullest alternative: speedrun a game 100%

@mackistwack 2 ай бұрын

The sexual tension between link and moblins is INSANE in this video

@guineapiggames8208 2 ай бұрын

WHAT

@HyruletheCheetah 2 ай бұрын

Ummmm....

@christopherjobin-official7440 2 ай бұрын

Now this is cringe

@guineapiggames8208 2 ай бұрын

@@christopherjobin-official7440 no it’s not.

@ButWhyWasTaken Ай бұрын

TBH a speedrun to touch every moblin in one zelda game sounds much more interesting.

@UnoReverseCardRed Ай бұрын

WERE TOUCHING BEASTS WITH THIS ONE

@SebTheNoob314 2 ай бұрын

Whatever you huff to get these ideas in your head, I really want some 🙏🙏🙏. Great video as always lmao

@TylerDevine 2 ай бұрын

0:58 he did not come back by morning😃👍

@DaviddeBergerac 2 ай бұрын

The addition of speedrunning tricks is the kind of escalation I was hoping for in this series when I subscribed so thank you, and godspeed. Aim high.

@wilkerl6159 Ай бұрын

"Our last line of defense, will be Link" "Link!?" 11:14

@SDW_YT 2 ай бұрын

Maby you can do how fast can you touch a Toad in every mario game

@KhanaHatake Ай бұрын

The Skyward Sword death compilation was *chef kiss

@RodentofKai 2 ай бұрын

Great video. May I suggest, "How fast you can touch the Master Swords? Or even any sword.

@robotmastercutman 2 ай бұрын

these videos are always a lot of fun. Great editing too.

@SylvesterAshcroft88 Ай бұрын

Man touches Moblins, Moblin police are still hunting for the Moblin fondler.

@fishfood1117 Ай бұрын

as a former speedrunner of Ocarina of Time-I have never seen that method of the door of time skip. well done

@smortdog1297 14 күн бұрын

“How fast can you touch a Moblin?” Depends on whether they consent or not

@thedarklord4017 Ай бұрын

How fast can you touch a child (appropriately) in every state.

@endcorruption993 Ай бұрын

"How fast can you touch a Moblin?" Moblin, "I need an adult." Link, "I am an adult."

@Monkeymonkemonken Ай бұрын

You should have done a video on how fast can you touch a _blin in ever Zelda game, that covers bulblins, moblins, bokoblins miniblins etc.

@Night-Jester Ай бұрын

Your humor was great!

@sampup6871 Ай бұрын

"moblin touching quest" is so easy to take outta context

@zacharytempel1526 2 күн бұрын

You forgot, legend of Zelda links awakening

@w_toons7640 Ай бұрын

Next video: How fast can you touch a child in minecraft

@Mikeztarp 24 күн бұрын

Moblins: "Please ask for consent."

@Mewhenthemewhenthemewhentheme 16 күн бұрын

“We can truly continue our moblin touching quest”

@deadlyore3986 Ай бұрын

Dude I love Skyward sword moblins, so glad they got to eat a large chunk of this video (also my fav zelda) I love your vids, this is great stuff!

@joelmavity1467 2 ай бұрын

Link is a menace, running around touching innocent moblins. How indecent!

@MaJuice209 Ай бұрын

Incredible content! Thank you! You have no idea what this means to me!

@Delcat42 Ай бұрын

j0rts videos are like Saturday morning for the soul

@hedgehogmorph7248 Ай бұрын

*no moblins in "Phantom Hourglass" and "Spirit Tracks" * So, this "great flood" thing actually did something, huh

@quantemwensday Ай бұрын

the 8 bit moblin in the thumbnail looks like he's flipping everyone off

@KairuHakubi Ай бұрын

2:09 technically that's a butablin (ditto in the 3DS games), but i'll allow it. You made the distinction a few games later. I believe the gameboy games are the only ones to have both moriblins and butablins.

@BradTheDead 2 ай бұрын

"and doing some breakdancing with emperor palpatine" LOL

@Nix-Man Ай бұрын

Fun video idea. Cheers!

@ClumsyReaper Ай бұрын

Could be only a thing that happens after a few bloodmoons but I think there is at least one Moblin on the Great Platue in an out of the way skull house.

@MrWeedCat7070 Ай бұрын

They were at their most gruesome in Ocarina.

@rokuken Ай бұрын

Funny how the left side moblin on the thumbnail looks like he’s flipping everyone off. 🤣🤣🤣

@Jelly_shy_guy_man 2 ай бұрын

Time to take that out of context 2:24

@Jelly_shy_guy_man 2 ай бұрын

Dark Manila convermed?, btw that’s baby godzilla 11:44

@ammy_the_white_wolf Ай бұрын

11:21 the side dodge off into the abyss is killing me

@watergirl929 Ай бұрын

When I saw the title I knew immediately what was in for him with Skyward Sword. I knew the Moblins only appear after beating the first 3 dungeons and the first Silent realm. I was just waiting for him to get to SS 😂

@marcalcantara1174 2 ай бұрын

Link: "I'm gonna touch you mobler"

@rookiechess222 Ай бұрын

bro takes pg comedy to a whole new level

@jonahj9519 2 ай бұрын

In the original version of Link’s awakening(not dx), there’s a glitch you can do where you hold up as you transition down a screen, causing you to transition up a screen instead. This allows you to skip the sword and immediately enter the forest to touch a moblin. Also I’m sure there’s some trick or glitch you can do to get off Death Mountain when you first enter the dark world as Bunny Link, though I don’t know specifically how. Look it up.

@dekufiremage7972 Ай бұрын

Even faster is using map glitch in the Hyrule Castle Sewers where you get a guard to knock you out of bounds. You can get to the triforce in 3 minutes with that glitch and it's what any% speedruns use. Could very quickly make it to the dark world and a moblin with that.

@NoahHicks-gd2vw 6 күн бұрын

0:52 lol

@kuriisa_ 2 ай бұрын

I wish to see a "How fast we can touch a Boss in every Zelda game" video.

@frankborden7175 2 ай бұрын

0:54 he put the morn in morning

@DaedricPrinceOfSmash Ай бұрын

J0rts: Goes on a history trip to touch every moblin in history. Moblin: "And I was touched by his dedication."

@elliottclarke871 Ай бұрын

In ALttP. There’s a glitch you can do at the bridge. It’s even on the switch port of either SNES games. After entering the dark eWorld, go to where the bridge is in Hyrule. Use mirror, the try to inch forward while facing right still. If it works, you won’t be warped back and can jump down then off into the main area of the dark world, skipping all the bosses except for the one in the Eastern Palace