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How fast can you break a pot in every Zelda game?
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Жыл бұрынOne of the core elements of Zelda is breaking into people's homes and smashing their personal belongings, so let's see how fast we can do it.
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@j0rts Жыл бұрын
pot
@CJMcG Жыл бұрын
poot
@FritoFrogito Жыл бұрын
Real
@blendergoblin4615 Жыл бұрын
Pot also duck are hot.
@M.cmoters Жыл бұрын
Pot
@GerardMenvussa Жыл бұрын
ato
@JJ_R Жыл бұрын
It’s funny that the first two Zelda games don’t have pots in them, considering they were documented as prequels to A Link to the Past by Miyamoto. That would mean that the Link from A Link to the Past broke every single pot in Hyrule, before the timeline got updated with more games.
@Octo5043 Жыл бұрын
Sequels?
@Chris-gx1ei Жыл бұрын
They are actually sequels
@JJ_R Жыл бұрын
Oops. I meant to say A Link to the Past was the prequel. I goofed.
@KaitouKaiju Жыл бұрын
The great Hyrule pot shortage
@S0ME_GUY Жыл бұрын
@@JJ_Rthe edit button is right there
@Iffondrel Жыл бұрын
Love the 10/10 split between "games that take several minutes to a half hour to break pots" vs "I found this pot within seconds." It's very satisfying.
@romano-britishmedli7407 7 ай бұрын
I'd personally put MM and BotW in their own category. You don't have to do too much, just play some minutes of the intro. Not comparable imo to actually beating fucking dungeons. So I'd go: 1 to 10 -- 11 to 12 -- 13 to 18 (I guess LoZ and AoL don't really count).
@broncos435 5 ай бұрын
especially on the portable side lmao. it's like they got to the DS era and were like, "max speed motherfuckers"
@KingTwelveSixteen Жыл бұрын
I like how little middle-ground there is between 'easy, 30 seconds tops' and 'half an hour, minimum'.
@Bioniclewiznch Жыл бұрын
Could easily save 10+ seconds in ocarina of time by just going back inside Link's house after talking to Saria! Link has his own pot that just doesn't spawn during the intro I guess, probably to hide it from you.
@ninteney9777 Жыл бұрын
Was thinking the same thing
@TeamNinjaCats Жыл бұрын
After the intro in Link's house is the only time in normal gameplay that you're left in control on an alternate scene setup (which are normally reserved for minigames and cutscenes). You can tell it's happening also because your C buttons aren't dimmed, and actually all C items would be usable if only you had any to equip. If you immediately did a savewarp, you could skip talking to Saria, but it wouldn't be faster.
@PhoenixDening-cz5wd 7 ай бұрын
Or not leaving his house at all
@79bigcat Жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: the BoTW Guardians were based on a particular kind of pottery. They try to speedrun how long it takes to break players. The series gave them their revenge.
@BJGvideos Жыл бұрын
Jōmon era pottery, some of the oldest pottery in known history. The Elder Pots have come for their revenge
@PhoenixDening-cz5wd 7 ай бұрын
Hah thats funny now do every type of pot theirs multiple in the newer games
@zavodila9279 5 ай бұрын
Legend of Zelda: The Pot's Revenge
@murasakinokami9882 Жыл бұрын
I read the title as "how fast can you break every pot in a zelda game?" and went, 'damn that's dedication.'
@inker_monkey Жыл бұрын
lmaoo
@Bempus Жыл бұрын
Read the same first, would love to see that tbh!
@puppylover41925 Жыл бұрын
ME TOO
@emmasilver2332 Жыл бұрын
That was me lol
@justamicrowave5297 Жыл бұрын
I did too and i kinda want to see that video now…
@rjai5003 Жыл бұрын
I like how Link’s Awakening Link can apparently drag a chain chomp around, but lifting a pot is too much for him
@catriamflockentanz Жыл бұрын
Maybe Comet (or whatever his name is in your language/version. Why was the name of a Chainchomp of all things something that needed to change?) is just very well behaved?
@Mimi.1001 Жыл бұрын
To be fair, these pots are somehow completely impervious to sword slashes. These aren't your standard boring old Hyrulean pots which break by any means (like spontaneous combustion).
@MLennholm Жыл бұрын
He's got good footing and strong hips but weak thighs and a bad back.
@HungryWarden Жыл бұрын
@rjai5003 in the remake, the chain chomp cooperates a little bit more.
@izzybellyyy Жыл бұрын
mario has his mushrooms popeye has his spinach link has a croissant
@RoAgVa Жыл бұрын
quasó
@buildermonkey2229 Жыл бұрын
It's not even _his_ croissant
@user-pv2fz6wm2g Жыл бұрын
quasó
@Bempus Жыл бұрын
@@buildermonkey2229 It's not Mario's mushrooms either...
@superduck2448 Жыл бұрын
quasó
@Koopai386 Жыл бұрын
Link has evolved from needing magic bracelets just to break pots, to literally carrying over 10 tons of weight
@RustyNips Жыл бұрын
Now I need a video explaining the maths of how much weight link in totk can hold compared to minecraft steve with his golden apples Link can hold 999 golden apples 999 regular apples and a crap ton of other things and steve holds A bunch of 64 stacks of golden apples (Idk exact number of inventory slots)
@0ikess Жыл бұрын
@@RustyNips i mean for steve using gold blocks make more sense then just an apple for his strenght
@RustyNips Жыл бұрын
@@0ikess enchanted golden apples are made with an apple surrounded by 8 gold blocks So it's alot more gold if you use gold apples I saw a video a long time ago where someone did Steve's strength I don't remember who did it tho and they used those
@Toast_94 Жыл бұрын
I mean, according to BOTW link weighs about the same as 9 apples.
@0ikess Жыл бұрын
@@RustyNips i mean that was in the past its not craftable anymore
@jamessnedeker4799 Жыл бұрын
A little bit of unknown lore - pots were invented during the filming of the 1990 movie Ghost. Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze's ghost were just messing around with some clay and accidentally created a pot. Not too long after that, Shigeru Miyamoto made a business trip to the Nintendo of America headquarters. He was racking his mind for some hook for the next Legend of Zelda game to be released for the Super Famicom. On a late night flight back to Japan, he ended up seeing the inflight movie Ghost and had the inspiration that would shape Zelda games for years to come.
@WTheW_gaming Жыл бұрын
Before I watched the video I thought breaking a pot in each game would be quick, but then, when you mentioned Link's Awakening, I remembered the hours of frustration I went through before finally being able to pick up a pot after collecting the item in the SECOND DUNGEON. Actually, I was surprised how long breaking a pot took in many of the games.
@keiyakins Жыл бұрын
Re pots in Clock Town: There are pots in the sewer, at the Observatory, and on top of the Clock Tower. If memory serves, there are also pots in the secret back room of the swordsman's school. All of those take longer to access, though.
@renatraqo1170 Жыл бұрын
Twilight princess could of been done faster as there's a pot behind beaus house
@M.cmoters Жыл бұрын
I didn't know plots were invented in 1990. They were invented ages ago
@Mothuzad Жыл бұрын
Link's Awakening, Level 2 is actually shaped like a big pot, thus taunting you even more than you realized
@HeyitsEkim Жыл бұрын
you dont need to leave links house in Oot. just immediately save and reload after intro cutscene and a pot magically appears in there
@caitlynmcmunn Жыл бұрын
Your personality is really what makes these videos. I wouldn’t watch just anyone break pots in every Zelda game
@justanotherweirdhumanbeing6862 Жыл бұрын
I remember suggesting this under one of your previous videos. I can't even begin to describe how happy it made me to finally see this ^^
@Rebateman Жыл бұрын
We need to see how all of these Zelda challenges would be on Link's Crossbow Training.
@realGeorgelucas18563 Жыл бұрын
You totally smoked those pots, dude!
@skarloey1214 Жыл бұрын
0:09 then i think you would love Dragon Quest
@HarleyMaebry Жыл бұрын
You know, the 2D Octoroks are vaguely pot-shaped. You could have broken those…
@zarfen Жыл бұрын
The pot breaking sound triggers nostalgia like crazy!
@Howlflame Жыл бұрын
I want this to be a run in GDQ. Just some madman frantically swapping out games and consoles while nattering on about pots.
@JerryFlowersIII Жыл бұрын
I don't know why I keep watching these. I don't know what I'm getting out of them. And I don't plan to stop.
@catriamflockentanz Жыл бұрын
0:49 j0rts: "No pots? Fine, I will settle with breaking _spinal cords_ instead." Who knew that the invention of the pot saved the world from a mass murderer. -At least as long as he never finds Paella on Razen...-
@agamersinsanity Жыл бұрын
Power Croissant xD
@Azurious Жыл бұрын
I wonder how fast you can commit murder / kill an enemy in every legend of zelda game
@judebox9438 Жыл бұрын
After years of rehab. Link still falls back to his old ways.
@odamorales2619 Жыл бұрын
I like breaking pots too and I’m not talking about Zelda
@stegomasaurus6737 Жыл бұрын
Contribute to the Economy in every Zelda game. (Buy something.)
@WilliumBobCole Жыл бұрын
Okay but how fast can you break *every* pot in every zelda game?
@re_4merchant Жыл бұрын
Technically for skyward sword theres plant pots in links room that you can break. They just don’t give you rupees
@Th3BlackLotus Жыл бұрын
Now you have all those pots. Now how long can it take you to get high? 2d games, how long till you can get to the top of the FULL world map, and 3d games, how long until you can get to the highest point in the game?
@Ryguy6749. Жыл бұрын
Jorts has the weirdest obsessions in video games.
@ChristyTina22 Жыл бұрын
Majora's Mask has 3 pots at the base of the astral observitory, each with 5 rupees. Probably faster your way. I like to spend any extra time on my 1st 3 day cycle filling my wallet from these by leaving through the moon tear door, re entering, then repeat, then running to the bank when full. I usually get about 1,000 rupees deposited before the night of the 3rd day.
@memoryleaked Жыл бұрын
I misread this title as being "How fast can you break _every_ pot in every Zelda game?" One, that is a hell of a feat. Two, how would you know you are done? I imagine data mining and meticulous tracking.
@genericineverything7619 Жыл бұрын
You skipped link's crossbow training Am dissapoint
@Alex-95-Gaming Жыл бұрын
2:00 Okay, but how did you pull off a flip like that lol
@brassykibbles Жыл бұрын
in twilight princess theres a pot behind mayor bo's house as well as inside jaggles house
@kokirikid6130 Жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure there is a pot inside your room in OOT so it should be faster.
@m2pt5 Жыл бұрын
How fast can you touch a rupee in every Zelda game? (Or touch a coin in every Mario game?) Rupees in chests and coins in blocks shouldn't count.
@Koopai386 Жыл бұрын
Next episode idea. How fast can you touch rocks in every zelda game
@madeleineevelinaguekguezia550 Жыл бұрын
Good idea - I think posting “Go kick rocks!” would be do the trick 😹
@madeleineevelinaguekguezia550 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact! There were a few years there when Chain Chomp was in more Zelda games than Mario games -intro’d in Mario 3, don’t reappear till Yoshi’s Island; in LttP and Link’s Awakening :) Wow! The past!
@xxAmi15 Жыл бұрын
Is the power croissant available in different colours? I want one for every outfit.
@JJ_R Жыл бұрын
Still watching the video, but Link’s Awakening was blue, while Oracle of Ages/Season’s was brown/orange.
@xxAmi15 Жыл бұрын
@@JJ_R Yeah, I discovered that after the comment too! But my wardrobe sadly goes beyond blue and brown 😔 let’s hope some hylian salesperson has a power bracelet collection somewhere
@ZipplyZane Жыл бұрын
Are the L-1 and L-2 croissants in different colors?
@catriamflockentanz Жыл бұрын
Maybe you can find a wider selection of colors in Monster Hunter Double Croissant?
@wolfcl0ck Жыл бұрын
Good video. Straight to the point with its claim. Pots successfully broken.
@gamewizard2008 Жыл бұрын
6:20 And you happen to choose the house that never opens. I'M SO CURIOUS WHAT'S IN THERE!! 6:35 Hawk.
@CheeseburgerEnjoyer Жыл бұрын
Jorts, the *pregna lady* doesn’t need to be waited for cause stepping the platform skips her walking
@Andrew.Mac0007 Жыл бұрын
I want to see how fast can you die/game over in every Zelda game
@Kevbo2040 Жыл бұрын
This is *science* people!
@YOM2_UB 6 ай бұрын
Off the top of my head, the only other pots I can think of in Clock Town are in the sewers/Bomber's Hideout and observatory, and the required hide-and-seek and/or brute force finding 1 of 120 possible passcodes is definitely slower than the Trading Post pot.
@tinyetoile5503 4 ай бұрын
One especially notable thing about the pots in Link to the Past is that they're stronger weapons than the master sword. Most enemies will go down in one hit if you huck a pot at their head.
@chadgorosaurus4898 Жыл бұрын
"now we can finally start smashing" Try not to make a joke: *impossible*
@FireFoxie1345 11 ай бұрын
For Twilight Princess, you tried opening the ONLY locked door in the village.
@loganhall3477 Жыл бұрын
I have no idea why I like these videos. I just have the dumbest smile on my face the whole way thru
@user-xo5wd6sg5z 5 ай бұрын
"without saying a word.." in TWW, throwing a pot has Link call it a ho.
@AeromIsMe Жыл бұрын
7:50 the air after 9 months:🤰🤰🤰
@judedrake8643 Жыл бұрын
Thank god someone finally covered this, for years I’ve been trying to find the true answer to this question! Fr tho great vid 👍
@TheDarkFable Жыл бұрын
8:12 so fun fact there are pots behind the building in the pit there. Could've cut a few seconds off BotW time
@daedriccheddar 6 ай бұрын
In Ocarina of Time, you can gets faster time if you exit Link's house and walk back in. For some reason, the pot in his house only spawns after you reload the map after the opening cutscene.
@zakuraiyadesu Жыл бұрын
Love the videos, man. Keep it up!!!
@TheBreadPirate Жыл бұрын
They deserved it. (Freaking pots, ruining everything)
@seasins660 Жыл бұрын
Next Video: How fast can you do a glitch in every Zelda game? What kind of glitch doesnr matter
@vancethesnekdad5987 5 ай бұрын
I read the title as 'how fast can you break every pot in a Zelda game' at first and was like "damn thatd take awhile!" only to realize you were being much more sensible LMAO
@BlueBoiYT 6 ай бұрын
Power croissant lives forever!
@biggy-stink Жыл бұрын
yes yes yes yes, finally a video i can smoke pot too while i break pots while i watch a man break pots
@NintendoSCFAN Жыл бұрын
Alright, this is the type of stupid fun videos I like. Thanks, YT recommended!
@RondoOfBloodX Жыл бұрын
5:03 I’ve played WW for years and never knew about this.
@Pumpernikkle Жыл бұрын
mmmmm croissant
@hyun-shik7327 Жыл бұрын
I did not expect the slowest to be a 2D game.
@youtubeuniversity3638 Жыл бұрын
Touch Air in every Metroid. Touch Authority in every Wario title. Lose a life in every Kirby game.
@fnln3011 7 ай бұрын
Link went on to serve life in prison for several pot related murders
@dreadpiraterobin8379 Жыл бұрын
Aw link's pop pop smooching him was cute.
@MugiwarasNakama 5 ай бұрын
Your OOT can be faster as all you have to do is re-enter links house after leaving it following the opening cs to spawn the one in his room.
@IAmTheEg7 Жыл бұрын
In Ocarina of time, there's a pot directly inside your house.
@ItsMe_Victor Жыл бұрын
How fast can you break every pot in a zelda game.
@InfinityCuberRS3M Жыл бұрын
ive said it once and ill say it again, this mans creativity has no limits
@voltron77 Жыл бұрын
Link’s awakening is so amazing!
@elenamukhina4545 Жыл бұрын
You break it, you buy it!
@Celestianrepublic 4 ай бұрын
Disclaimer: No Pots Were Broken during the making of this video
@creeperking8702 Жыл бұрын
I know you got a life in every single Zelda game, but unfortunately as a game, or you got too much of a life, and now you have to die, and every single Zelda game to bring the balance of the universe back
@ItsPriyamSri Жыл бұрын
How fast can you break a neck in every zelda game next please.😂
@NANDACELOSEBIEL Жыл бұрын
"This is for embarrassing me in front of Zelda" 💀
@Shritistrang Жыл бұрын
So apparently goats are donkeys now and falcons are owls.
@tamagosalada 3 ай бұрын
A little bit disappointing you didn't keep going in Skyward Sword, there's a sidequest where you break a GIANT pot in the cafeteria of the Knight's Academy
@Axecon1 Жыл бұрын
Awesome! Now touch grass in every Kirby game!
@nicksh1990 5 ай бұрын
This is an amazing video, and I'm honestly so happy you used the Gamecube Twilight Princess because it has so much more soul in it than the flipped versions!
@CassiusStelar 5 ай бұрын
Is this a running gag I'm not privy to?
@nicksh1990 5 ай бұрын
@CassiusStelar no? I'm not sure what you mean. The Gamecube version retains Link's left-handedness, but subsequent releases (Wii, HD remake) made him right-handed, owing to using motion controls, and most people being right-handed. For me, personally, having played all three versions, the Gamecube version feels the most charming. Something was lost when they flipped it. I don't know how to explain it other than, it lost some of its soul. Most videos showing TP use the Wii or HD versions, so it's nice to see the Gamecube version.
@CassiusStelar 5 ай бұрын
@@nicksh1990 it's the same game mirrored across the X axis dude, what the fuck are you on about?
@nicksh1990 5 ай бұрын
@@CassiusStelar no need to be quite so rude. You asked a question, I answered. I understand how they flipped it, it's just that, to me, the Gamecube version has always felt much better.
@tabitha3861 Жыл бұрын
4:55 why have I never realized you could break the pot lady's pot on outset island, I thought she was just doomed to carry that thing forever
@GunSpyEnthusiast Жыл бұрын
" we can borrow their money. " thats just a loan.
@adrvisona Жыл бұрын
I love your videos.
@gameygeemer4142 7 ай бұрын
Immediate guess that TotK will be the longest, ALTTP the fastest Post watch wrap: I completely forgot there were pots on the great sky island
@ls190v2 4 ай бұрын
The Cyber World's Queen would squish you with her huge mech.
@oureminence970 Жыл бұрын
Idea: “How fast you can touch death in every zelda game”
@cardboardgaming101 Жыл бұрын
Now break your legs in every zelda game
@Luaces_ 4 ай бұрын
I think this should be a speedrun category
@Iffondrel Жыл бұрын
Is it too big a quest to ask you to find Zelda in every Legend of Zelda game? Because some games don't show Zelda till the end while others like totk have her right there in the first second.
@catriamflockentanz Жыл бұрын
It's too big of a quest. He would be stranded on Coholint "twice". 1. Being stranded. 2. No Zelda in the game whatsoever.
@diegolamanya345 10 ай бұрын
you have to travel in time and through alternate dimensions to break a pot
@watergirl929 4 ай бұрын
4:14 Link sacrificed his life to break one pot. 🏺
@sodaft1 Жыл бұрын
Huge time save in oot, you can just reenter links horseman and there will be one