Daniel to Hammond: "Sir, Jack O'neill is building an ancient weapon against the Goa'ulds out of some paperclips, a rubber ring and paper glue". Hammond: "All right then, carry on".

If you build it, they will come.

My favourite show ever, that Fifth Race episode in particular is so good

Dialing an eight symbol address. Its impossible JACK ONEILL WAS ABLE TO DIAL TO ANOTHER GALAXY! WITH A STAFF WEAPON ENERGY CELL!!! Im sorry. Im not jack oneill.

Keep that iris closed

1BigBen "the clue is the atomic weight of boron. You wrote fat. the answer is ten"

1BigBen I think his standard is low . I can think of other women who would make better examples for that description.

One has to take into account the other words in the crossword, you know. Uma Thurman was likely the only one that fit... Holy crap, Uma Thurman fits in a crossword.

U'ma Th'urm an It''s an Ancient name.

@@russell5078084 Mary Steenburgen?

MechanicalMonk could kill him to do anything else

For all they know, it's like a facehugger from Alien. If they try to remove it, it could kill him.

He does it twice. First time they were scared. Second time he did it so he could figure out what was in the data base

@@adeadchannel4129 the 2nd time he knew it wouldn't hurt him. Atleast in the short term, but had little option.

@Rex Racer ...eh?

Absolutely. A gem due to the chemistry and fun of it all.

locutus442 that's derentes

I lost the flatus in an elevator full of people once.

Apparently, black star (above my comment) has lost the falatus to flatulate properly. (moves to stand up-wind of black star)

@@rkmugen O, it was quite proper.🤢

Croovus ..... what is that lol

Same here 😂

@@LJGrindewald i thought he just went Shatner on us

@@ziahn5367 or Yoda?

@@aliciaborth3016 when did Yoda say this?

@@ziahn5367 um. You never heard people talk Yoda style?

I just binge watched all the SG1 episodes on Amazon Prime now it's on to Stargate Atlantis and SGU.

me too!! SGU unfortunately lost that great serious, but light hearted story telling that the first 2 had. Kind of, but not as bad as Star Trek Discovery versus its predecessors.

I'm watching this in 2020 now. But yes, we all feel a bit kruvis about this.

2020 here

Hulu for me and it was about one to two years ago. I did atlantis on dvd.

Well, when the role of Jack O´Neil turned to minor, the show started to go downhill rapidly. For me, the series ended after 8th season. The rest was just death spasms, as it started to be filled with more and more bullshit.

To bad it only got a 4 star rating for such a great show,I kept up in the stargate comics they are 7 issues i think

@@Morpheus-pt3wq season 9 and 10 were supposed to be a spinoff series so that might be why you feel that way

Spot on Azguard.

Yes, that moment where Jack touches him and nothing needs to be said, and that it was important enough to Jack to do in the middle of ignoring everything else.

Me too....i dont know why!

@@Temporal_Phoenix Well, it is badass...

Kinda sums up the Ancients well very good with tech only their arrogance was their downfall. Tech wise they were miles ahead of most races

And nobody decided to watch what he was doing to replicate the effect 😂

Well, there was also that Ancient who lived with Sam for a bit, and made a fully functional stargate out of a toaster.

@@axldave9940 and destroyed her microwave making a giant emerald for her.

should have seen what he could do with a paperclip back in the 80's...

Oma Desala giggles.

You just said derentis. Did not Did too

Pfft, ya, kroovas, what is that?

@@moshadoe wrong. Or ill.

lol

and Gen. Hammond looking at each one of them when they answer

Because he didn't turn into a flaming leftist.

Or perhaps he did, that's why he keeps getting headaches.

If he did he be able to turn wood mixed with resin, make Korean egg toast, and successfulky benchmark the new Ryzen line.

It's an archive of ancient 4chan... Ancient urban dictionary would be funny too.

@@kenkarish826 LOLOLOLOL this comment made my day.

Sorry, I prefer Window of Opportunity

@@madjennie3417 hilarious episode

I loved fifth race because it introduced the ancients a bit plus meeting the asgard on their own galaxy. Window of opportunity was hilarious. Especially teal’c. In terms of best philosophical stuff. The ori battle between science and faith, ascension explanation for anubis, the space nazis, and leaving fifth behind.

100 Days

I've seen the seasons so many times that I love jumping to my favourite ones. Episodes that had anything to do with ancients, ancients technology and discoveries were always my favourite.

@@LJGrindewald same here, but as now, im unable to watch it. As i saw some better and higher quality tv series, i can´t do much more than just laugh at flatness of this show. As many other sci-fi series, works only when you don´t think about it.

The time loop episode is the best.

200 was one of my favorites. And the time loop one. And the travel back in time and change the future twice ! And the one in which they get mistaken for terrorists in a museum.

Window of Opportunity. The Other Guys. Space Race. 200.

First two are easy. McCay developed a retrovirus that lets you implant the gene, and there's basically one on every formerly ancient-controlled world. Third... well, lets just say our cerebral cortexes need more surface area for that.

@@VestedUTuber Actually, Beckett made the gene therapy. McKay was the first test subject.

@@VestedUTuber Not to mention that the gene therapy only works on 40% of individuals and it never works as well as a natural gene.

@@quinnsinclair7028 even people with the natural gene weren't all as good as O'neil at controlling the ancient technology.

@@DavidKnowles0 Or Sheppard

nope lantian dna is pretty rare as explained in the atlantis sub series

@@regiliok It's rare yes, but it's also explained that it is why O'niell and others like him have the Ancient gene that activates Ancient tech. O'niell does have Ancient/Lantean ancestors at some point, everyone who can activate Ancient tech without the gene treatment has Ancient ancestry.

He used the drone chair and the jumper. So yeah he does have the gene. Goauld have the marker with the hand devices and carter had jolinar in her and teyla with the Wraith and their tech.

Technically speaking that's a retcon. The ancient gene was invented for Stsrgate Atlantis about five seasons after the Ancient Repository first appeared. The original explanation was that the machine was made specifically to repel Goa'uld. However since that was supposition on Carter's part and the Ancients weren't too well fleshed out before Atlantis it was a fairly easy retcon to do without any blatant contradictions.

@@BlackDiamond2718 The hand device relies on having Naquadah in the bloodstream (which goa’uld do), not on having the ancient gene.

Ikr? ahahaha

Hammond of Texas

@@rascallyrabbit717 With a head of polished marble.

Kruvus? What is that? Derentus, what is that?

Why didn't Daniel recognize Latin.

@@davidbell1619 Because it isn't Latin, it is supposed to be a precursor to Latin. The writing was unknown at the time, with no Rosetta Stone to translate between Ancient and English, and no way to know how to pronounce each of the letters and words. It was only when Jack O'Neill put his head into the Repository of Knowledge did Daniel Jackson learn how to pronounce Ancient (Alteran) letters and words.

what was they supposed to d with an alien machine that could have killed him in an instant?

@@archangel6676 You could shoot it. What's the harm in a little bit of potential friendly fire?

Daniel: Who shot me!? Carter:.... Daniel: who shot me? Teal'C:... Daniel: Guys... who shot me? Carter: *glances at jack* Daniel: You shot me??? Jack: Well, you were shooting up the gateroom...

Eh, they're used to things like that by now... (Besides, it's in the script!)

They all saw Alien, they were not about to get closer.

I know, goris?

Are you kidding ? It's downright derracil.

Its almost funny how good I'd be at a Jaffa-Rebel, cause I'm not stupid. There's literally worlds like Cimeria, that kil Guaold and Jaffa and/or even Free the Hosts; and we know that A) Jaffa are totally used to activate the Stargates for their Masters, and B) Rebelion before Tealc's Betrayal was super-rare and therefore unexpected. Do i have to spell this incredible Plot Hole out?! YES, you can just be the One that Dials the Gate for a System Lord and then make them go totally unknowingly into their Demise! No kidding, gimme 10 Jaffa and i kill at least 5, if not up to 10 System Lords! No kidding! This is a giant Plot Hole (though i dont wanna blame them for not thinking this intensely about it all, but STILL:) Jaffa could literally assasinate the oh-so-feared Overlord-Bosses incredibly Easy. No kidding, you dont even have to sacrifice yourself - though i admit, you may not be able to control of some other Jaffa and/or Human-Servants die! But still! The Victory would be amazing and only multiply if coordinated with other Jaffa on other worlds!! I never saw any comment like mine here, so yeah; be in Awe, as this idea is an Original, it seems. Aint this thought here stunning?

actually it´s kruvus !!

considering it's based on Latin, it's cruvus.

its ancient, my frond hurts.

Following-Still-You-Not

@@thehantavirus fraun or fron there is no d at the end of this word

Celestial thirst there buddy

​@@michaelbeckett1 Amanda Tapping > Uma Thurman.

"Yes!"

Indeed

Your thread has just made me get it after all these years. The 2 women we know that Jack idolizes, Mary Steenburgen and Uma Thurman, are both women that Carter would not be jealous of. She also thinks they are hot, each in a unique way, and out of respect would allow her boyfriend to drool over them. Most other hot celebs would not qualify. It also doesn't hurt that Carter may be hotter than either.

"I do not understand. Are we here to do battle, or to dance?"

Its almost funny how good I'd be at a Jaffa-Rebel, cause I'm not stupid. There's literally worlds like Cimeria, that kil Guaold and Jaffa and/or even Free the Hosts; and we know that A) Jaffa are totally used to activate the Stargates for their Masters, and B) Rebelion before Tealc's Betrayal was super-rare and therefore unexpected. Do i have to spell this incredible Plot Hole out?! YES, you can just be the One that Dials the Gate for a System Lord and then make them go totally unknowingly into their Demise! No kidding, gimme 10 Jaffa and i kill at least 5, if not up to 10 System Lords! No kidding! This is a giant Plot Hole (though i dont wanna blame them for not thinking this intensely about it all, but STILL:) Jaffa could literally assasinate the oh-so-feared Overlord-Bosses incredibly Easy. ...No kidding, you dont even have to sacrifice yourself - though i admit, you may not be able to control of some other Jaffa and/or Human-Servants die! But still! The Victory would be amazing and only multiply if coordinated with other Jaffa on other worlds!

me too.

@@serskern4723 Honestly, screw that "ST14456X3" nonsense. I wanna go to Proclarush Taonas.

@@thebighurt2495 Wait, why would you want to go to a planet that's literally being roasted by the heat of its own dying sun?

@@VestedUTuber That's a fair point. But if I WAS gonna go to that planet, I'd at least like to know the name of the planet I'm dying on.

TheBigHurt Oniel did comment on the labeling system when they started. Carter explained how the computer generated the planet identification number which of course makes it much easier to say....

Strange was the norm for that lot...

A bit of a jump 😄

Knowing Jack and given more time, he'll probably make one using the Ancient knowledge.

if i didnt know Fron meant head, i would have said Tired and Hungry, which is kinda classic JAck.

either that or he was being sarcastic

he said "fron-ache"

Wait, did he say "fron ache"? I always thought he was saying "A bit cruvis, a little fronic." I was always wondering how that worked if "fron" = "head". "Headic"? What's that?

Shadowkey392 the thing i love about atlantis is that it shows more of their flaws than sg1 and to see them grow. Sheppard defied elizabeth’s orders during the nano virus, idk about teyla maybe her loyalty to her people, rodney blowing up 3/4s of a solar system, ronon murdering a traitor and his hate for the wraith. Even beckett and keller unlocking their strength and courage. Plus they are all hilarious.

So many colors...all the pretty horses...

This series was an essential part of my childhood.

not really, that would have made it worse as that just shows he could still understand which would imply its not a total conversion. His mind was literally rewritten, including what he could understand.

Except, the Repository had overloaded his brain, it would've slowly destabilized and Jack would've died had the Asgard not relieved him.

It was reminiscent of being autistic. He did alot more emotive scenes during the second time. Example, when he embraced Teal'c and said whole sentences with his stare.

I get what you're saying, but keep in mind they only had an hour (like 42 minutes). They did rush through that part and the transition was jolting to the audience.

Chase, you have the right idea and you are on the right track.

Yes, I kept getting distracted by the CRT monitor.

When Mallozzi and Mullie pushed the Jack/Carter crap it ruined the series. You could tell RDA no longer enjoyed the series because they rarely let him work opposite Michael (who he had the most fun with - him and Chris), because M&M DESPISED that so many of the fans were slashers that shipped Jack and Daniel. The did the same thing on SGA with John and Rodney as well, pushing Rodney and Keller and not letting David and Joe be in as many scenes together as they were in the beginning. They were homophobic jackholes that burned the shows to the ground rather than ignored their own prejudices and let fans see what they wanted to see.

I love he also points out that when he starts' he will sill be just as clueless as every one else.

Hilarious!