To be fair, hes way smarter than he acts.

I would have messed with the artificial gravity generators a bit.

@@danielboatright8887 well of course he is. he is macgyver after all

agreed look at the ep where they upload kids minds to teach adults. Jack doomed an entire race and turned them into simple people who act like they have autism, all because he kidnapped the girl and taught her how to have fun, instead of technology. As a result, the entire population begun acting like kids, finger painting

@@AzguardMike better than wiping them out

Like a parent

@@thehandoftheking3314 Of an "exceptional" child. Though it sometimes works on the non-exceptional as well.

My friend used to that with her cat.

It fits really well to show how well They've come to know each other that Thor knows neat things will distract Jack, he's not stupid but he's very easy to lead off when you show him something he can understand very easily but is still new.

That bit always makes me laugh until my stomach hurts. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

With a move that suggests going behind the curtain.

What?

@@KaraokeNig what?

In addition to Jack bein INSIDE the Daniel Jackson

@@lykan2 😆

Well, Michael Shanks voices both Daniel and Thor so it only makes sense

they have some Jack Daniel's before the scene

That's one of the things I liked about Stargate. All Jack had to do was say another's name and they knew what to do "Jack..." "Daniel..." ... "Carter.." *proceeds to arm bomb or activate ancient tech*

And here we have Thor getting in on it. "O'Neill..."

And then they begin the space bukake, all the clones too

It's O'Neill lol. What do you expect?

@@AdeptKing I screw with the beaning tech and bring a whole vineyard and a few showgirls from VEGAS to entertain me while in stasis

never give kids the switch to play...

COMPLETELY in character. And at the same time, solving some very complex problems.

@@Turboy65 Easiest thing to do.

So 99% of the series.

comedy goa'uld

@@NoNameAtAll2 God that's awful. Have an upvote

Zdude. And sorely missed when he left. My interest pretty much evaporated.

@@NoNameAtAll2 that pun’s so bad it’s an intergalactic war crime 😂

its a Teal'c thing haha

Daniel has earned the Asgard's respect as a great hero. Jack has earned their respect as a great friend.

O'Neill was the class of the ship, and thus the first ship built was named the "O'Neill". The x-303 if it had gone into major production would be known as the "Prometheus" class

You'd hope after that many millennia they would have one hell of a good translation system.

@@KenshiImmortalWolf Not what I was saying. I meant that even with the database, ONeil didnt become a mindles robot, tasked to fullfil some missision

@@maximilian4227 i was making a joke a bout the google translate part because it was the only part i could make a joke about. Shesh.

@@KenshiImmortalWolf oh sorry, I didn't read past the first sentence of my original comment

Hey, at least things didn't go totally cruvus.

Ship class too! A whole series!

@@dragonsword7370 actually isn't the "Daniel Jackson" an O'Neill class battlecruiser?

@@RudyBleeker research vessel if i remember correctly, they had no battle ships to spare(or all destroyed) while the replicators invaded their world

@@harryt5589 right, it makes sense to name your science vessels after Daniel Jackson and your battleships after Jack O'Neill

There was a battle cruiser named the Jack O'Neill wasn't there? Wasn't it one of the first Asgard ships they were beamed to?

see what happens when you leave jack in the computer he plays with the lights like a child

@@raven4k998 A child's wonder is the beginning of learning.

Stargate Atlantis had awkward aura to it. I couldn't stand watching it so I just stopped with the og SG

@@Kal-0000 what about universe did you even try to watch it or was it to weird as well?

yup

He's a lot smarter than you think. Remember, he actually has a college degree and all that. He only acts stupid for the same reason Richard Dean Anderson would act stupid when playing him: he didn't want to be the one whose job was to understand the technology stuff.

@FlyingMonkies325 you get it.

Talk about talking to yourself…

Brings new meaning to when Jack says talk amongst yourselfs. Lol

@@thewewguy8t88 in the last episode of SG1 Mitchell asks Daniel how he knows which asguard is which and he replies "the voice"

I never knew. And I still can't tell.

@@MM22966 you can tell by the inflections and speech patterns

Nah he is probably speaking Asgard, since Ancient wouldn't make much sense on an Asgard ship.

@@CedricBassman if I recall correctly, his brain was loaded up with the Ancient repository at that time, so he ended up eventually only able of speaking Ancient.

The Ancients and Asgard were once allies so it would make sense that they’d be able to translate. I imagine there might have been a basic Asgard dictionary in the ancient repository too so Jack could’ve been helping the computer.

aka ya listened it via a headphone during class

@@dmtribaltyphoon5001 according to other comments, it's the audio of the video.

It's O'Neill, with 2 "L"s!

@@KunoMochi The other Col O'Neil has not sense of humour.

And nothing good has ever been made ever again.

Jack interfaced with the Daniel Jackson

A ship, had a whole class of ship named after him

Imagine if he was an A.I. of a ship?

Ya but if you don't do it quite right, there's another grip who wants that job. Shit. I want that job

I think it's in the timing flipping the switch, so you don't give audience seizures from blinking lights

Way too old at this point, maybe if it had been around the time when the TV show started...

@@JnEricsonx "Way too old at this point" _That_ is why we should perfect cloning/time travel/dimensional travel/et cetera.

Acting god at least.

Yeah, the dude's ex-replicator machine making. Youse Latin or sumpthin'?

At least it made some sense and fit logically in universe. "break the blocks apart" is a pretty basic idea that the asgard just never thought of.

@@SeraphSeph The Asgard did try too, which is how they can later replicate (eh) the replicator distruptor tech. What they lacked, was the Ancient knowledge needed to succeed.

It was revealed in Atlantis that the Ancients did make use of similar technology, I imagine it wasn’t hard to deal with the less advanced variants.

Its also a little confusing as when you think about it, the Asguard should already have a full copy of the ancient repository as they wiped it from his mind once before. You can't wipe something from memory so precisely without been able to tell what's part of the original mind and what's part of the repository. Can't even say they just wiped the last 24/48 hours as he remembered basically everything he'd done except the knowledge itself, it's just too precise.

@@cgi2002 true

@@cgi2002 Thor explained it in this episode, or some soon after, that the Asgard long had acces to the knowledge of the ancients. There however was so much, it was like looking for a needle in the solar system. They needed Jacks unconscious mind to guide them to the right information. To me it sounds like a rather logical explanation.

@@Robin-bm4sp yeah, but it seems like since they'd had it so long, they'd basically have made a god teir version of google to search through it. Or hell even a limited AI to do that. Jack's mind while more capable at creatively adapting it rapidly, shouldn't have been able to compared to long term searc and study. The Asgard for all their advancement, were really quite thick when it comes down to it. But then so were the tau'ri when it came to using Asgard tech once they had it. Consider they have the Asgard time dilation tech, that would effectively let them shut down the Ori supergate forever. Just make a device that can be placed next to the gate big enough to encompass the gate then activate it. Nothing can ever pass through the gate ever again without getting stuck or even worse, materialising inside something that's already there. Alternatively, take your ship, and use the device in reverse on it during battle. Your ship now can move insanely fast compared to everyone else, you could effectively activate the device, fire off dozens of shots from 1 weapon, reactive it, and your enemy gets hammered by rapid fire plasma beams.

@@cgi2002 they didn’t know what they were looking for though? What good is a search engine when you can’t find the proper keywords. If you Google something without the right keywords, you will lose a lot of time filtering through “useless” stuff. Considering that the knowledge of the ancients consists of much, much more data (assuming that), and that the knowledge there is highly complex without the proper understanding of the topic, it would be fair to assume the Asgard just simply could not work faster without some sort of assistance. Maybe a good comparison would be the following: give a child (10-15 years old) who knows Google and some basic math/language.. the task of designing a rocket capable of flying to Mars and back. The knowledge is there on the internet, but will the child succeed? Most likely, but after many, many years. (Imo this is even less complex than finding a solution to a problem without a proper defined path in comparison to the clear task of rocket to Mars and back)

that or a passing intergalactic ship also fleeing the galaxy finds the ship and realizes the gravity of the situation the crew is in and just how long the ship has been in flight perhaps the halfway through the 3 year journey recalculates there flight path realizes they will fall sort a few decades and gives them a boost or maby some repair bots or something i want to see destiny repaired somewhat or maby charged with a zpm or something as for Zimmerman or what ever that psychotic doctors name is have his cryopod "fail?" he will get the rest of them killed for the sake of vanity, self worth or . Eli would at least try to get everyone home if he can grow a spine and think for himself. and I forget who the CO was but he is to proud for his own good and he is too impulsive in the heat of the moment some problems he could have avoided if he held his fire. at least he is not a complete megalomaniac, just does not know when to back down and not take a fight.

Holographic body

id play elevator music followed by Glados audio.

Wouldn't you?

Remember, the database is VAST. As in 'the Atlantis Team had a database of the Ancients that went up to the abandonment of Atlantis and over five years they've only scratched the surface' Ancient Database.

That an the Asgard database contains all of their collective knowledge and its still probably going to take a century or more to fully unpack everything. It's not like they actually need the Atlantis database

@@Brakiros plus you have to figure that since the Asgard worked with the ancients way back when, they probably already have a majority of the ancient's archive already. what they need is an ancient (or someone reasonably close mentally) to be able to make sense of some of the more esoteric info in it and piece it together. after all the archive device doesn't just download information into a person, it literally rewires the brain to *think* like an ancient. which humanity is not quite able to survive just yet. (though the fact that O'niel was able to survive the process multiple times, and Daniel was able to ascend, suggests that at least part of humanity is getting close.)

@@glitterboy2098 the Alteran gene is likely what allowed O'Neil to survive the process. Future advances in genetic therapy may allow scientists in charge of the database program to be able to synthesize a gene capable of safely operating the device.

This was in 2004? Zip Drives were so 1999. They could have put it on a DVD.

@@StefanMArndt as long as you underment what I stood.

or, when they had access to Atlantis's database, why didn't they just look that up and do some studying. They could have gotten that Holo ancient lady in the conference room to tutor them.

Then the whole series wouldn't work. Its plot, they would be simply too op.

Hazard308 if you watch the one episode in Atlantis where they find an old Weir who got send back in time the ancients don't call ZPMs ZPMs one of the Ancients looked confused when she called them that. So most likely they can't find the plans because they actually don't know the real name of the ZPMs

Yes, because the most advanced civilisation of the galaxy would not think about putting a search by keywords in their database. :p

*icwiz* To be fair to that one the holo ancient wouldn't have told them because she was a actual ascended ancient looking after the city and also as for this episode i imagine either the Asgard didn't know how to or jack couldn't under stand in this situation even if he did see it (I cant even remember what episode this was) and as for the search function ye it wasn't called a Zed-pm in ancient.That and even if they did i highly doubt they would have had the power for the most part to create them (Also i have a feeling it had something to do with replicators as we see that the ancient replicator look alike's made shite loads of them.)

H&NKinsha he was promoted in season 8

still went downhill.

H&NKinsha when vala and Mitchell came into the picture it went down hill and when Hammond left

I believe RDA wanted to spend more time with his daughter or family or something. Read that somewhere by googling.

Do yourself and don't watch his appearances in SGU. The guy got fat. It was hard to see.

I can do a reasonable impression of a German accent and my friends like making Hans jokes like "Damnit, Hans get ze flammenwerfer!" or "Hans, leave the tank alone! You don't know where it's been." and Carl jokes like the ones you find online. So one day, when they were making Carl jokes, I came in with my best German accent "You Americans are always talking Carl this, Carl that. Well my name is Carl and it's Hans you should be worried about."

Yeah. I had to crank up the volume up to 100 and it's still not enough!

Thank's for reminding me before I started the next video. ;)

I think you meant volume not quality.

Nah, funniest scene ever is the golf scene. At least that's my opinion. :D

How about that one when Rodney got an arrow in his gluteus maximus? :p

TEAL'C O'Neill, should we not be assisting Daniel Jackson with the translation? [O'Neill starts to draw on the plate with the ketchup and mustard.] O'NEILL I'm taking this loop off. [Teal'c considers this and sits down.] O'NEILL I'm telling you, Teal'c. If we don't find a way out of this soon I'm going to lose it. [Teal'c stares at him.] O'NEILL Lose it…it means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of one's faculties, (He continues drawing on the plate with the condiments.) three fries short of a happy meal…WACKO! [He lifts up the plate to show Teal'c that he has drawn a smiling face.] [There is another flash of light and another loop…]

If we can get James Earl Jones in Kenobi without him speaking a word, a super advanced alien race should be able to.

Or Demolition Man

Season 8 ep 1-2

***** ty

+Daehawk np

I watched StarGate every time it was on and there is a LOT of scenes and even full episodes on KZfaq that I have never seen. I find it every odd. It is like I am from an alternate reality where those scenes and episodes never happened. I find it very unnerving.

season 7 episode 1

New Order, Part 2. It's the season 8 premiere.

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Had the same thought when i first saw this, back in the day. Yeah, this show had few (only few) of those things. Probably the writers had problems with time and cut corners or couldn't solve the problem, how to fix the situation etc. etc. Went : fuck it, we just gonna do it like this. It happens

I always took this one more as Jack has been through it before, and knows that Thor will save him in the end. So, he is much more relaxed about everything. The first time he gets the repository, even Jack himself isn't sure if the Asgard can save him, but he is desperately trying to get to them, knowing they are his only chance. The 2nd time isn't a big deal, now that he is on an Asgard ship. He knows he will be fine, so jokes away.

The computer probably translate ancient humor aswell