“Can you remember who the villain of Shrek the Third was?” The screenwriters.

That background medley of "all star"/"i need a hero"/"i'm a believer"/"livin' la vida loca" was everything, I mostly just listened to that. Great video!

“Shrek 5 is coming to 2019” Well this aged like milk.

It’s now 2020 and shrek 5 isn’t here, they said in 2019 they lied

This looks like my last group project presentation.

It's actually real because I saw shrek 4 without seeing shrek the third, and I didn't even noticed I missed a movie. ( I thought I was watching shrek 3 tbh)

“He’s a great villain” >picture of Shane Dawson

*Schaffrillas Productions has entered the chat*

Shrek 5: The divorce

Shrek 5: it's never ogre

A mix of shitposting and valid criticisms. I love it.

I have a theory that Jack is actually playing the piano music while he's recording the voiceover.

Yo that’s Fiona woke

"Shrek forever after: The final chapter" *Proceeds to make a 5th Shrek film*

I died at the “shut up” when Klondike started barking

Its near the end of 2019 and theres no news about shrek 5 Im mad

Shrek the Third is still better than KZfaq Rewind 2018

Jack~”How can I get myself invited to the Shrek 5 premiere?...” *Remembers Emoji Movie* “Aaaaahhhhhhhh heheh”

The third movie is so unmemorable, I got mad at first because I thought you were talking about Shrek Forever After

When I saw the movie I thought Shane Dawson was Rumplstilskin

*dog barks* "shut up"

> shitposts shrek 5 > gets free ticket invitation to the premier

I didn't even know there was a Shrek 4, I always thought the actual 4th one was 3 and that the actual third one never existed

I like how he says 3 has too many characters when Shrek 4 literally has a full village of ogres.

*ARE YOU IMPLYING SHREK ISN’T A PERFECT FRANCHISE*

The shrek music make's it 1000% better

Jack: "Wonderfully portrayed by the incomparable Jon... And then uh" Jon's last name: "Am I a Joke to you?"

Artie's speech towards the villains in the climax is what bugs me most about the movie Saying that all of the villains problems are their own fault rather than the fault of a society that's prejudiced against them is not only a horrible message but one that contradicts the franchise's central theme of not judging a book by its cover

Even the piano version of “I need a hero” is epic

Shrek 3: Too many layers

For me, I feel like shrek 2 is the best of the shrek trilogy

“At no point!” *bark* “Shut up, at no point”

I hate the fact that these are by and large legitimate grievances

“Wonderfully portrayed by the incomparable John...”

Perfect Shrek Trilogy: Shrek 1 Shrek 2 Shrek Forever And After

"Show of hands who is the villain in shrek 1" Markiplier

was this made with google slides

_I don't care if he's joking or being sarcastic this is100% fact tbh_

The "Too many characters" section didn't age well did it...

Shrek 5 did not come out in 2019.

when he compared Rumpelstiltskin to Shane omg

Is shitposting about corporate animated films going to be a thing now?

I love how dramatic it gets when I need a hero instrumental starts lol. His voice rises so outrageously hahah

strong villain *shows picture of shane dawson* this video hits differently in 2020

I can't tell if he is joking or not anymore

CHOO CHOO ALL ABOARD THE SHREK 5 HYPE TRAIN. Next stop? *Paradise.*

Being Prince Charming’s Biggest Fan I honestly liked that Prince Charming was the villain. I didn’t really enjoy the movie mostly because of Arthur I think he was a completely useless character but other than that the movie was fine, until the end. Shrek is saved by the good guys when Prince Charming is about to kill him but then the villains have them outnumbered and Arthur comes out of nowhere and says “Be good guys. :D” all of them go, oh yeah this is such a good idea I haven’t thought of that before neither has anyone in the entire world even the people that made me the villain didn’t tell me that but this random kid says it and I should do it then. Prince Charming‘s happily ever after is being taken away once again he is mad, so he tries to kill Arthur (Arthur should have died) Shrek stops him then Prince Charming attacks Shrek, Shrek pretends to be defeated then says we can solve this by talking to the person he ruined his life 2 times, was in a way the reason of his mother’s death and Shrek expects him to just go “Yeah, sure.”. So then Shrek throws him under the tower proving Lord Farquaad and Fairy Godmother right, that he is an ugly, disgusting ogre who has no feelings or empathy a monster who killed a man and did not give him a second chance which was the whole point of the movie Prince Charming and the villains wanting their happily ever after their second chance to prove themselves, it completely ruined everything. Shrek the franchise is about getting rid of Fairy Tale stereotypes has a Fairy Tale stereotype the villain dies at the end the ogre is a monster the villain doesn’t deserve a second chance, apparently Shrek deserved a second chance but Prince Charming didn’t?, he deserved to die because he was seeking revenge? Puss in Boots got a second chance as well but apparently if you are the antagonist you don’t deserve a second chance even if you aren’t that bad.

Jack: STOP ADDING NEW CHARACTERS! Also Jack: WHY DID THEY USE THE SAME VILLAIN?!

You only saw the movie, everyone knows that the book is better. *Fake fan, didn’t even read the books.*

Is Shrek 5 gonna be the new emoji movie for jacksfilms

Teacher: "You get to make your own presentations this week!" Me:

3 years ago today this was released and sadly shrek 5 has not even dropped the trailer yet

"Show of hands who is the villian in shrek 1" Do I raise my hand What do I do

not only did jack make an almost 6 minute long argument about how shrek the third is a terrible movie complete with slides and annotations but he also learned the entire soundtrack on piano this is the content i signed up for

The more I watch this, the more I realize this shitpost is actually a legitimate powerpoint presentation.

And here we are, the year 2019 is almost over and still no trailer for Shrek 5

Holy shit, now this is the video essayist I must aspire too

This made me realize that I never actually saw Shrek 3...and yet somehow I thought I had. ...huh.

the only good thing about shrek 3...when the hs band plays 'All Star'

I'm from the future, and Shrek 5 the Fifth Fiveeverafter has not come out yet. I'm not even sure it's still in production.

He said Shrek so many times it doesn’t even seem like a word anymore😂

That piano version of all star killed me.

I used to think Forever After WAS the third movie and that Shrek The Third didn’t exist That’s how forgettable Shrek The Third is

The complete Shrek trilogy Shrek (2001) Shrek 2 (2004) Shrek Forever After: The Final Chapter (2010) The best trilogy of all time.

Shrek 3 is now only canon in the manga

My sister was telling me that Shrek the Third was her favourite of the films. I thought she was joking.... *But then I saw her face.*

2:57 *Shows Shane Dawson next to Rumpelstiltskin*

1:52 “...wonderfully played by the incomparable John.” Retweet.

Casually playing a piano cover of all star by smash mouth

"Nothing of importance happens" Uhh, doesn't the king die--- "NOTHING OF IMPORTANCE"

I don’t even remember watching Shrek 3, like, at all. Not even sure if I ever saw it at all.

It’s now 2024 and shrek 5 isn’t here they definitely lied to us.

I mean he's kindof shitposting, but he makes valid points.

The real MVP here is the background music oh my word...

I love how this is like a joke video but all of his points are valid as fuck.

“Confirmed for release in 2019” It was a simpler time

Shrek 4's villain was Shane Dawson. Who's this Rumplestilkson guy?

I bet Jack's gonna be invited for the premier of Shrek 5

Boy I can’t wait for 2019.

“Shrek 5 is gonna be released in 2019” Oh… Jack 😔

Know what's funny? When I was little, I watched Shrek 1, Shrek 2, skipped Shrek the Third and watched Shrek 4 with my grandparents, so... G-good advice.

PETA’s gonna come for you REAL HARD Jack. They have a strict restriction on the phrase ‘shut up’ when it comes to dogs. I’ll pray for you my dude 🙏

5:35 well that didn’t age well

3:50 There it is! There is the quote!

Hahahahahaahahhaah. Reminds me of the time my 2 year old said “Over the past hundred years, cinema has grown to become the dominant form of visual storytelling and of course like any other medium, you have your typical debates on what the most effective form of storytelling is but I will not be talking about any of these debates. Instead, my argument for today is simply this: Why Shrek the Third is easily the worst of the Shreks and therefore should be stricken from the Shrek canon and I have a series of points starting with one: Too. Many. Characters. Okay. To recap, who is introduced in Shrek 1? Well, you got Shrek, Fiona and Donkey. Simple. Beautiful. Done. In Shrek 2, it gets a little more crowded. They introduced Puss and Boots. They introduced Fiona’s parents and of course Fairy Godmother and Prince Charming. So far, so good. That’s fine. In Shrek the Third, who do they introduce? They introduce the princesses? Arthur Penndragon? Merlin? None of these characters are core characters. Gun to my head, I could not tell you a single thing they do. Hey, you know what ruined Spider-Man 3? Too. Many. Characters! Hey, you know what ruined The Amazing Spider-Man 2? Too. Many. Characters! They’re just overstuffed with fluff. Why? Just... Number Two: The Villain. Every good movie deserves a strong villain, right? Show of hands, who... who is the villain in Shrek 1? That’s right: Lord Farquaad, charismatic, comedic, wonderfully portrayed by the incomparable John. And then Shrek 2, who are the villains in Shrek 2. Well, the iconic Fairy Godmother. You know she has that beautiful song and her, her bumbling sidekick of a son, Prince Charming, you know. He compliments her beautifully, it’s all good. Now, can you recall who the villain is in Shrek the Third? I’ll wait. Yeah, you’re having trouble, you know why? It’s because the villain in Shrek 3 is Prince Charming again! Yeah, they got so lazy, they just recycled the weaker villain from the previous movie and made him the primary villain of Shrek the Third. Awful! Now, before I continue, I want to talk about Shrek 4’s villain and I can already hear a lot of you say “THEY MADE A SHREK FOUR?!” Yes, they did, and it’s a delight because the villain is Rumplestiltskein, a well rounded, quirky villain, with quips and wonderful, pity little, you know, he’s, he’s a, he’s a strong villain but this, this is lazy. This is lazy writing. They’re just reusing... YAH! Number 3. Shrek the Third is superfluous. Now, what do I mean by that? Well, let’s recap what the purpose of each Shrek movie is. Shrek 1 introduces us to this wonderful character and this world. It’s the origin story. In Shrek 2, they do worldbuilding, and they flesh out these characters, you know. They create more of a world. In Shrek the Third... they, I don’t, they have, they have babies? I guess that’s the big takeaway from Shrek the Third but guess what, guess what? Shrek 4 opens with a montage of the babies! You don’t need to see Shrek 3, like there’s no point, there’s no purpose. Shrek 4 recaps everything perfectly with the baby montage which leads me to the Shrek viewing order I’ve carefully crafted here. First, you start on the left with Shrek 1 and obviously, you go to Shrek 2 and then when you finish Shrek 2, you BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP, just skip 3, go right to 4. Nothing of merit, nothing of importance have been lost, I promise you and coincidentally, this is also my Shrek ranking order, from best to worst, it’s 1, 2 and 4 and I just would love to pretend that 3 never happened which leads me to my final nail in the coffin argument. You know who else ignores the events of Shrek the Third? Um, Shrek 4 ignores Shrek the Third. They ignore Shrek 3 hardcore. At no point, shut up, at no point do any of the characters reminisce on the events of the previous movie. Donkey’s never like “Ayo, Shrek, remember all those crazy characters we, we conversed with?” Like, there’s just no purpose for Shrek the Third at all. And honestly I’m, Shrek 4 is largely underrated and I’m a little pissed that more people don’t uh, agree with me on this, on this sentiment. Oh, and one more thing, you see there is a light at the end of the tunnel here because Dreamworks has confirmed that they are indeed making a Shrek 5, coming out at some point in 2019 and you bet your bottom dollar I will be doing a frame by frame analysis of the first trailer as soon as it drops. I am so damn excited and I want to thank you all for joining me on this um, video journey essay of mine. God bless, drive safe.” He has a much higher IQ than I do.

the 4th shrek is really underated

It is the year 2020... Shrek 5 is our last hope of salvation at this point.

> Shrek 5 coming out in 2019 Well that was a fkn lie

I hope shrek 5 goes with the shrek 1 route and makes fun of Disney movies again

Did he literally make a PowerPoint

Almost 2023 still no shrek 5 😪

He said shrek 5 was releasing in 2019 it is releasing in the year 2021

The purpose of Shrek three is so that the next movie could have been called Shrek 4ever after. That wouldn’t have happened without a third movie. You stand corrected.

Goddamnit. You’ve ruined everything that I love. First my favorite broadway musical and now my favorite anime.

2021 and still no Shrek 5

"Shrek 5 will come out at some point in 2019" That has to be the most poorly aged thing Jack has ever said

Shane Dawson is a strong villain.

Did u forget the shrek Xmas special, Jack u clearly aren't a shrek enthusiast.

I was one of those kids who thought Forever After was the third movie, not knowing a single thing about Shrek the Third.

Jack's the type of guy to go to a business meeting and start talking cupcakes and rainbows and actually make it seem professional