Jaden Smith | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano Present: Hey Babe! | EP 87
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Күн бұрынHey Babe! is a podcast where comedians Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano share stories and have fun. Let your hair down & come hang out with the BABES!
This week the babes go FULL ZADDY! What exactly is a Zaddy? Zaddy vs Dilf. Who do we think the hottest zaddies are? Clueless is a classic movie. Paul Rudd is the best! What is the most watched movie of all time. Subway has a crazy new promotion if you get a subway tattoo on your chest or back. Subway is OUT OF CONTROL! Chris goes to the beach and things go SOUTH. Chris connects with new friends on Staten Island. What's the worst job in nyc? Sal has a nightmare show on the road. Kid Cudi gets things thrown at him on stage at Rolling Loud music festival. Chris needs to get a new car! Chris meets Riff Raff......HEY BABE!
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00:00 Intro
1:51 What is a Zaddy
6:32 Christopher Meloni Peloton Ad
8:48 Vote Zaddies
13:30 Paul Rudd’s Smile
16:13 Most Seen Movie
21:25 Subway Offering Tattoos and Free Sandwiches
24:27 Hey Babe Ads
27:59 Who Pitched This Idea
29:58 Chris says Hi to Jaden Smith
32:47 Cover Up at the Jersey Shore
34:40 Are Chris’ Neighbors Normal?
39:55 Worst Job NYC
41:33 Comedians Are Human Beings
42:23 Babe Ads
45:29 Sal’s Weird Shows
49:33 Shout Out Canada’s Boarder Agent
52:41 Vancouver Hecklers Be Nice!
57:26 Kid Cudi’s Hecklers
1:00:03 What Car Makes You Happy
1:02:35 You Get On The Ferry ??
1:04:24 RiFF RAFF
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@lovetreking 2 жыл бұрын
My favorite Hey Babe tradition is Crissy saying “(whatever) is the name of this episode” and it never is… 😂😂
@MPHswayze 2 жыл бұрын
Never! Shout out to titles (and we know you're listening)
@tylerbrittan593 Жыл бұрын
And when he says “Pimpy, cut this out.” Never happens. Lol.
@thedouglaspodcast Жыл бұрын
Always lol
@wizardtits87 Жыл бұрын
Mine is their ‘hey babe’ renditions of American classics
@uselessinformation1702 Жыл бұрын
Shoutout Tom Brady and Patrick mahomes
@joshnorko5586 2 жыл бұрын
🎼Like a good neighbor, Hey Babe is there🎶
@tbsteez 2 жыл бұрын
The zoom-in on "So zaddy differs from dilf" was a perfect edit Pimp. Had to rewatch it about 5 times. Keep up the great work and take the rest of the afternoon off bud you earned it.
@fredychicano654 Жыл бұрын
Nice
@GawdDangitBobby Жыл бұрын
saying "luxurious" and "Jeep" in conjunction is the funniest shit
@YepItsMeLily Жыл бұрын
now i'm thinking i need a full hour of sal and chris doing buzzfeed quizzes
@andypearsons3299 Жыл бұрын
“Did that say Tom Hanks?” Lost it 😂
@Xxballin17xX 2 жыл бұрын
I woulda lost it if they found sals picture on the zaddy list 🤣🤣💀
@scottyp2505 Жыл бұрын
Same haha, I thought they were building up to a joke knowing he was on there lol
@MPHswayze 2 жыл бұрын
23:13 "If I was a tattoo ahtist, I would give free tattoos to those who are struggling" I LOVE SAL
@sippinbuddies 2 жыл бұрын
Chris saying “we’re grown men” while wearing glasses out of a cracker jacks box killed me😂
@Infiniteeyes13 2 жыл бұрын
The way Sal used zaddied as a verb sent me 💀 Y’all are both zaddies in my book 🙌💟
@LoloFbabyy 2 жыл бұрын
The zoom in when Sal was saying his show dates had me dying laughing 😂😂
@richardandrade9418 2 жыл бұрын
Chris's little chuckle at the end too. they are just the cutest
@LoloFbabyy 2 жыл бұрын
@@richardandrade9418 lmao right!
@aburns89 2 жыл бұрын
That close up on Chris as Sal says “self entitled assholes” 😂 53:28
@bryanbasile629 2 жыл бұрын
Lmaoo imagine sal actually text him and says “hey nice kick flip” out of know where
@EXRICHEX Жыл бұрын
The best thing about missing Hey Babe for 1 week is getting to watch 2 epi's back to back!
@suzannelynch3688 Жыл бұрын
Sal getting his glasses out of the case to see the screen is so wholesome
@iammaddiemurphy Жыл бұрын
Sal’s shy “It says, eat freshh” 😂
@bethanyraegant9056 Жыл бұрын
Sals up close promos 😂😂😂😂😂
@ohoward512 2 жыл бұрын
The way the title is written, I thought Jaden was actually on the show. I literally had a WTF moment 💡 and then snapped back to reality
@sgt-savagepritchett7729 2 жыл бұрын
ope! there goes gravity Ope, there goes Rabbit, he choked He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy? No He won't have it, he knows his whole back's to these ropes It don't matter, he's dope, he knows that, but he's broke He's so stagnant, he knows, when he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again, yo, this whole rhapsody Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him
@kilometers1115 2 жыл бұрын
He is on the show though…
@GymAndSun 2 жыл бұрын
That was the humorous intention I believe 😆
@PoopingOnTileFloors 2 жыл бұрын
Yeaaa the thumbnail should have solved that mystery instantly ha
@dawson1373 2 жыл бұрын
ALGOOOORITHMMM BABBBYYYYY
@DMB088 Жыл бұрын
42:32 first time I've rewatched a part of an ad repeatedly and laughed aloud 😂 it was so random, Chrissy didn't know what was going on, but immediately started bopping and then continued to bop even after Sal was done singing, while Sal laughed. Hey babe perfection!
@austinlepari5941 Жыл бұрын
What is the jingle he’s singing?
@DMB088 Жыл бұрын
@@austinlepari5941 Rockin' Robin by Bobby Day 1950's song. Very catchy. The Jackson 5 covered it in the 70's.
@evolutionaryapostle5488 2 жыл бұрын
When Chris and Sal do the ad reading for HelloFresh it always cracks me up.
@Brrrax21 Жыл бұрын
Well, we know theres only one way to eat fresh..
@hood3243 Жыл бұрын
LMAO Sal just barely stopped himself from talking about the Stacey Dash rumors
@marioreyes7745 2 жыл бұрын
Bruhhh this man said we should give back by making funny signs for the homeless. I’m dead lmao
@mrlunchbox1126 2 жыл бұрын
'Depends on who you zask' was criminally not recognized.
@birdette79 2 жыл бұрын
Just snuck that right in there
@greasy2007 Жыл бұрын
I'm recognizing! Lol
@ProMonke12309 Жыл бұрын
When I shout out for my lady "Hey Babe!" In the house I feel somewhat guilty thinking about these babes 😂
@DMB088 Жыл бұрын
What she doesn't know wont hurt her. Or you.
@mikeg12 Жыл бұрын
Been rewatching the older episodes too and forgot all about the Patreon we were all promised lol
@perryshaw944 2 жыл бұрын
Sal's impression of Forest Gump is amazing 🤣
@THIRDeye1989 2 жыл бұрын
Sooooooooo excited to wake up and see a hey babe waiting for me to watch. I freakin love yous guys. I'm watching, and you know I am!
@HarrisonMcFarland Жыл бұрын
I was at the Seattle show! Sal's right, the audience was wild! One right after the other at the beginning of his set. LOL You killed it, babe! I laughed so hard. Thank you!
@nicolatirrell3639 2 жыл бұрын
So glad it's Thursday, love a new episode from the babes. 🥰
@LuizHenriquePinho87 2 жыл бұрын
I too
@AngelinaDean 2 жыл бұрын
I haven’t seen a KZfaq video podcast in a while and I must say, Chris has really been working hard and looks really healthy and strong. A noticeable difference!! Stay healthy and balanced💪🏻💪🏻
@mwara2444 2 жыл бұрын
Well, gay men stay in shape
@dillinghamerboy25 Жыл бұрын
35:19 my favorite Hey Babe tradition is them Breaking out into a song because someone says something, pauses, and it’s the lyrics to a banger and Sal takes flight to wrap it up by throwing Hey Babe in there.
@shanekafelder 2 жыл бұрын
I binge listen to you babes all 9 hours of my work day 🥰🥰 you keep me laughing and avoiding dry people !!
@sarahcotterswank4251 2 жыл бұрын
A little Incubus Hey Babe right off the top 😎 Also, if I had to give an example of a Zaddy, I’d pull up a pic of Ryan Sickler! He is total Zaddy vibes all day everyday!
@malicioustactics6846 Жыл бұрын
Y'all definitely got me calling everyone babe so that's definitely going down in the books. Thanks babes 😚
@rupexo Жыл бұрын
10:10 is the best moment hahaha... sal's impression had me in stitches babe
@trainedbyuk 2 жыл бұрын
Endless plugs and ad reads... and of course more pimp-editing for the good ole KZfaq algo 🤟😚❤️ Love you guys. Best pod in the universe.
@mariedavis6818 2 жыл бұрын
Chris should get a tattoo of Sal on his thigh 😆. Happy Thursday, Babes.
@GymAndSun 2 жыл бұрын
Now I’m gonna be in suspense about Riff Raff! 😭
@gooberguck7483 Жыл бұрын
53:28 "Self entitled assholes"with a zoom in of chrissys face lmao
@emilygotowiec3846 2 жыл бұрын
As a Vancouverite, I apologize for all of us.
@Whatarewetalkingabouthere 2 жыл бұрын
DUDE! “Jesus H. Christ DDS” has got to go down as an all time great sal quote! MY FRIEND OWNS A SCREEN PRINTING BIZ. IM MAKING THE SHIRT NOW!!!
@jeradibarra8273 2 жыл бұрын
These close ups are the best in the biz babe!
@SeanFrakes Жыл бұрын
“These windows are hold’n up!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 (Windows by Anderson callback)
@kaleighrothlisberger9153 2 жыл бұрын
I sing the theme song relentlessly as I walk around my house and everyone laughs at me 😂 But do I care? NAH BABE !
@ryanmcconeghy9370 2 жыл бұрын
Don't be afraid, of your feelings babe.
@rotinhellu-tube2737 2 жыл бұрын
Good fellas and Forest Gump are a perfect summary of Chrissy🤣
@raqueldeshow9678 Жыл бұрын
Wow! The way Sal went from dying of laughter about the free Subway sandwiches to realising he solved the homeless crisis, was pure art.
@nicolejaurequi8369 Жыл бұрын
the serotonin I get from sals close up date reads is overwhelming.
@ripdroson 2 жыл бұрын
I just gotta say....the Riff Raff story on the Patreon was so funny....I shat myself on the sofa from pure laughter! Thanks again Babes.
@HaNNah-sy4zy Жыл бұрын
Absolutely love you guys!! You both crack me up
@ashtinmcgonigal9655 Жыл бұрын
VERY proud to say Paul Rudd went to my high school SHAWNEE MISSION WEST In Overland Park Kansas City! we have his signature in our theatre!! Truly a legend……but I love all of you as well!!!
@bigtoke9456 2 жыл бұрын
Man I`m glad I came around to watching these, I`ve never been excited for an upload from anyone else.
@guadalupepina171 Жыл бұрын
“It says eat fresh…” 😂
@ghostofpbnj_ 2 жыл бұрын
Cardboard Sal is looking slick and clean in that sunlight Happy Thursday babes ❤️
@Broc13 Жыл бұрын
Get the full Subway sandwich tattoo and then tattoo the Last Supper but everyone's eating at the sub instead of a table.
@greasy2007 Жыл бұрын
I did the zaddy buszfeed quiz The zoom in Sal while watching Meloni's ad had me shaking with laughter. Meloni is for sure a DILF and Zaddy
@rachelkuda9102 2 ай бұрын
I’m laughing so hard at that guy screaming at sals show 😂
@trainedbyuk 2 жыл бұрын
Show plugs, ad reads, bleeps by pimp. Love it! 🤟😚 My favorite poddy woddy
@Middle.Earth.Crisis 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you heavenly father. I really needed these Zaddie- Babes today. Amen
@HawaiianPunch557 Жыл бұрын
The first couple cliff hangers I was like damn it man come on just give us 1 or 2 more minutes. Now they genuinely crack me up
@tanklin4015 2 жыл бұрын
Watching episode 14 shout out fomos! I can't wait to see this 🤣🤣🤣
@RyneMurray23 2 жыл бұрын
Christmas story is easily my favorite Christmas movie. Then Christmas vacation haha
@laurenstinson2607 Жыл бұрын
Just got tickets to Chrissy's show in Dallas in January! Love this pod!
@Xxballin17xX Жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard at the hello fresh ad 🤣🤣🤣💀 r u Fuggin kidding me?
@greasy2007 Жыл бұрын
Everyone's reaction @ Romano🤣
@Savage_Gambino Жыл бұрын
You guys are very clever and funny with your ad reads, they’re not even annoying.
@ameracanadian Жыл бұрын
I was at the show in Vancouver. Sal said it was terrible and a mess. Sally babes! You did amazing! I'm glad I got to see the show. Great show regardless of the mess.
@ChrimsonChin Жыл бұрын
You guys are genius. You guys are hilarious during add reads and no one does that. I always stay for adds
@Rossboe1 Жыл бұрын
Im 43 all those movies Sal named Ive seen a hundred times. Ferris, Trading places, Planes trains ect. I used to love Stir Crazy Richard Pryor and Gene Wilder, Ghostbusters and American werewolf in London. My parents let me watch taht at like 8 years old. ITHe dream sequence is brutal in that.
@codyday2372 2 жыл бұрын
Let’s get it !! Pre Friday let’s go!
@doubled4950 2 жыл бұрын
Best pod there is👑
@domingochavez2552 2 жыл бұрын
I'm here in Albuquerque like, dang the "fast ferry" sounds pretty sick
@Junitunes Жыл бұрын
i live 9 hours away from vancouver and was thinking of making the trip to see sal cause its pretty he comes to Canada. i truly regret not going haha.
@jordanm1197 Жыл бұрын
Who else replayed sal singing in the hello fresh ad?? 🔥
@karolgard0730 2 жыл бұрын
The beginning when sal is announcing his dates 😂😂😂
@boondock6055 Жыл бұрын
Loved how this episode was a bit longer but we need 2hr shows plleeeeessse
@JordanM1630 2 жыл бұрын
My favorite day of the week, it’s for the babes
@jaysedits2931 Жыл бұрын
I love when they say will put up in the episode and they never do 😭
@iamtherealjon Жыл бұрын
I’m 21 and I was practically raised half the time at my grandparents, and my grandfather didn’t really mess with DVD’s for a long while, so we would always watch his old VHS tapes. Coincidentally we would also watch Uncle Buck all the time, as well as Christmas story on VHS. We had a Blockbuster right next to our house so every week we would get a new VHS. Truly a lost medium
@savagesn Жыл бұрын
Chrissy: "Straight...white..." Sal: "Like us!" 🤣
@desi4227 2 жыл бұрын
Super Fun Ep!! Greatest American Hero was a Fabulous show! It was on with Wonder Woman😀
@bobbymarm9978 Жыл бұрын
These guys are a good time 👍
@michaellombritto7374 Жыл бұрын
The cliff hanger I need that Jody hi rolla and Chrissy story
@vannawhitesbabbydaddy9390 Жыл бұрын
God Bless You My Brothers! Love the show! 🙏👏👏👏👏👍👍👍👍👍
@sidinator3000 Жыл бұрын
The way Sal threw his glasses on for the subway tattoo discussion - lmao
@fran3928 8 ай бұрын
This is so funny that you mention everyone having covid that never had it during this episode but thats when I got hit with it! end of july 2022
@niallgriffin2265 Жыл бұрын
I live in Ireland and when the Babes started doing that Irish impression, I could have sworn I was listening to my father and my gay uncle. Love ya babes 🤣🤣
@ruperteverton5497 Жыл бұрын
"Since when do you drive on Wednesdays" 😂
@dustink9297 Жыл бұрын
Jersey shore joke was perfect lmaooo
@nicholasfortese2974 2 жыл бұрын
Weekend at Bernie’s for me and could quote the whole movie 1 and 2
@marrad123 Жыл бұрын
Chris always be throwing out some low key awake things. I love it
@Chelsea-sh1eo Жыл бұрын
Sal rocking the Bert slides 😂
@cherryrosesxo 2 жыл бұрын
Happy hey babe day 💖 I love sal’s pee wee herman voice 10:13 😂 I loved when they made him do that on jokers 🤣
@ojeda5577 2 жыл бұрын
8:39 killed meeeee
@kaitlynshelp2872 Жыл бұрын
Just got tickets to Sal's Tampa show! we cannot wait!
@gracieosornio9291 2 жыл бұрын
Chrissy you & Sal are on your way to being Babe-a-licious Zaddies!!!!
@Verifiedsinger Жыл бұрын
I fucking love Sal's Promos
@DrNJ-km3tt Жыл бұрын
Loved sal's cameo in what we do in the shadows 💜 🦇
@greasy2007 Жыл бұрын
Total surprise bc I hadn't been listening to this at that time
@Jedgets1234 Жыл бұрын
The Grand Master Zaddy lol
@Jzk0162 Жыл бұрын
With those glasses Chris looks like Riff Raff if he was full of meatballs and sauerkraut.
@joshinwithjoshS1N 2 жыл бұрын
I can totally watch Betelgeuse!!! And almost quote every line, that's not a movie that made me,I don't think?? Lol. But it's a great old VHS I still have. And I want a Jeep too but from what I'm told Chrissy Just.Expect.Expensive.Problems.😮💨
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