Jake Moves in for Three Months | Two and a Half Men

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“Oh great. Now he's got the moral high ground.”
Season 6 Episode 6: It's Always Nazi Week
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@stratosfire1943 8 ай бұрын

"You may think I'm dumb but you overestimate me" in a way this line is brilliant 🤣

@GanonGhidorah 9 ай бұрын

Considering how she treated alimony and child support payments from Alan, I'm not surprised Herb doesn't like her spending.

@chrisostrowski4699 7 ай бұрын

I’m

@TXnine7nine 14 күн бұрын

And Alan is probably still required to pay her child support even though Jake is living with him.

@devrobinson8607 8 ай бұрын

"That's when i turn the music back up, you sick freak" 😭😁😆😂🤣

@KennyG881 2 ай бұрын

Honestly I'm just impressed Jake managed to do 24 + 7 correctly.

@rgb2219 Ай бұрын

if you think about it, even that is incorrect lol. cause its 24/7 so technically he was supposed to divide, not add 🤣🤣🤣

@nickysteez1540 2 ай бұрын

"I'm not gonna make it three months Alan" We all backed Charlie on that line 😂

@Cantst10 3 ай бұрын

When herb comes to the door and says 31 also, gets me every time 😂😂😂😂

@Sara.Rose. 9 ай бұрын

24 and 7 = 31 😆😂 He adds correctly, likes girls and he can tell time... Alan’s a happy dad

@afonsodeportugal 8 ай бұрын

He came a long way since he split the difference between $500 and $1000 into $250! 😜

@sandiego2380 8 ай бұрын

'likes girls' is a plus? right, cuz liking a girl who is like 'Judith' and ending up with her has done so much good for a man like Alan.

@mhmtkls6484 3 ай бұрын

one of best lines in sitcom history

@decencywarrior9598 8 ай бұрын

One of the more notably hilarious comedies of all time 🥰

@tomgodheart4557 8 ай бұрын

😂damn sure 😂

@marinvidovic763 8 ай бұрын

Funy to see how it resambles Those antique Roman times ... and how we convintnly smile. Alans LIFE is literaly torn apart between that * narcissitic Mother EVELYN * narcissistic brother Charlie - that keeps "helping" Alan - only * to ease his inner pain of lonlines and series of failed atrempts to relate - *and to use him as a punching Bag- to create an ilusion of power and cleverness. * that bitch - of an Ex.-Judith - that is nothing but an infantalised Leach oh his body - ... and people are sitting in Arena ... laughing at Alan's suffering , emotional, finantial and human suffering ... same as Romand used to laugh at dying slaves , suffering animals and screaming injured gladiators. ... and ... yes ... to some extent it is funy.. and ease The PAIN of your inner excruciating personal - Alan. Makes you realise that You are not ALONE ... and that entire LIFE is a some kind of A cosmic joke....

@Jan_haj 8 ай бұрын

So true, I started to watch it again from the beginning a few days ago, and it's still great after all these years 😅😎 But I'll probably only watch it till Charlie's "death" 😶 After he "left", it was going down pretty much immediately 😕

@joeclark7559 7 ай бұрын

Couldn't agree more. Real-life situations and the cast is priceless.

@koseisan 8 ай бұрын

I like how there's not a single vegetable in sight in Jake's burger

@69metersbelow25 8 ай бұрын

@seanwebb605 6 ай бұрын

They're just empty nutrients.

@jameshaggerty8348 6 ай бұрын

And he wonders why he gets diarrhea.

@brandonburum8279 2 ай бұрын

Fries.

@RWAC685 7 ай бұрын

Jake: 31. Genius.

@charlespeakjr2168 9 ай бұрын

Even after Judith married Herb, she still thought that the child support money for Jake, actually belonged to her to do whatever she wanted to do with it. Case in point: the episode where Judith was getting married to Herb and Alan paid his final alimony check to her. The check was over $3,800 dollars. Also, anytime she bought clothing for Jake or she complained about the bill for AAA auto service, she sent the bill or directly bitched to Alan. The alimony and child support payments covered that. Yet, Alan had Jake every weekend, before and after she married Herb.

@thenorthremembers4221 8 ай бұрын

And that’s why you DO NOT sign a contract that rewards the person who breaks it period.

@underwaterlevelz1947 7 ай бұрын

Yeah, and Herb also moved in Judith's house, not vice versa. Judith had a ton of extra $$$.

@PADRII 6 ай бұрын

And yet she treats Charlie like crap. He's the reason why she got that deal.

@scottsterling4713 6 ай бұрын

Yeah Alan was paying over $4k a month in child support and alimony back in like 2002… that was making bank then.

@charlespeakjr2168 6 ай бұрын

We know this is a sitcom, but let's break it down. Judith was an evil and manipulative woman who did Alan, and then Herb dirty. NOBODY liked her, and that included her own parents. Hell, her own mother was in and out of rehab and tried to seduce Alan. Also, Herb had a couple of affairs on her. She received a generous amount of alimony and child support from Alan, yet she didn't work a 9 to 5 job and had all of her weekends free to do anything she wanted (visit her parents, Mexico, Hawaii, etc). Plus, she always questioned Jake's attitude and behavior and gave Alan grief for it, but never put any effort into correcting her own son. Judith acted more like a single woman with no responsibilities than a single, divorced woman raising a teenage son.

@jordanlash7890 2 ай бұрын

0:40 Alan face he almost broke character

@LPDip 24 күн бұрын

This show is GOLD!!! I watching this serial many times in the year!! :-)

@duongkuac1077 8 ай бұрын

Jake is Charlie’s 😎💐

@kamsandwich6990 17 күн бұрын

At least he’s working on his math skills.

@FlippyEveryDay 8 ай бұрын

0:40 I love how Jon cryer almost broke character with that smirk

@sherryrepp9541 5 ай бұрын

PUT TWO AND A HALF MEN BACK ON OR I'LL NEVER WATCH THE 304 AGAIN

@heathledger1345 8 ай бұрын

What about sex 😂😂😂😂

@CodyJordan-qs9oh 8 ай бұрын

😅😅😅😅😅Рикки Тан поддерживает «Человека, я в огне». Мне нравится это видео, продолжай в том же духе

@NatitleAlexander-qw1ls 7 ай бұрын

It is one of my favorite TV show I watch it all the time over there in my country of trinidad and tobago 🇹🇹🥰🥰

@GTS-dh9wj 3 ай бұрын

A lot of Guyanese & Trinidadian been getting pushed out by Indians Pakistanis & Nepalis

@mthokozisithabethe3134 7 ай бұрын

Before a man decides to marry watch two and a half men first

@asm7406 6 ай бұрын

Or know your wife very well and protect her assets

@jameshaggerty8348 6 ай бұрын

That’s exactly what I did

@lamydora457 6 ай бұрын

Every man getting married should be forced to sign a prenup with the wife.

@JIMANGRYFOOTCOMICS 3 ай бұрын

Or just stay a bachelor like Charlie

@delornomclaughlin4855 7 ай бұрын

Amen

@iancrawford117 Ай бұрын

What episode is this

@tsipher 8 ай бұрын

I wouldn’t make it 3 months with Jake or Charlie either.. although, there would be a lot of shit happening around there, might be interesting

@GAFA-dc3en 7 ай бұрын

The best comedy!

@whoisyouranime 2 ай бұрын

Those burgers do look juicy. 😋🍔🍟

@maryjohughes6455 7 ай бұрын

ZACH SEAN

@l-wolverine2211 2 ай бұрын

If they decide to reboot the series, it’s obvious that they’ll focus more on Jake, how he’s even worse than Alan & Walden, how his mother is in Jail for Fraud, his ex-wife was deported, and he’s living with his dad, again?!

@charlespeakjr2168 Ай бұрын

Also, ask the question of how Jake blew $2.5 million?!?!

@l-wolverine2211 Ай бұрын

@@charlespeakjr2168 Most likely Jake would fall the same way Alan was victimized, a Ponzi Scheme, almost as if Charlie’s spirit is haunting the entire family.

@ericminniear8130 8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@georgievarghese3715 5 ай бұрын

Numb nuts :))))))))))

@neilbagchi7093 8 ай бұрын

It’s underestimate?

@Troy-nc5br 8 ай бұрын

Things that are smarter than Jake trees car tire lawnmower rake bag of hammers

@charlespeakjr2168 Ай бұрын

A bunch of rattlesnakes on meth.

@ricksimon9867 Ай бұрын

It was ok to make him a little dumb because he still got in a few shots (even if accidental). But in later seasons, they made him so dumb that it got boring.

@BillySmith-wp4hv 6 ай бұрын

Then the commercials about old spice. An then when was seeing a. Guy he used Frankies men musk I smelled it wtf

@Konnichiwacoolman 8 ай бұрын

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@BillySmith-wp4hv 6 ай бұрын

Why use the kid to be like my son Francis. U think I can't see it