Imagine being a child to a woman like this. What would that godforsaken dinner be like? "Honey, come downstairs! The toilet's ready!"

I almost didn’t click because of the thumbnail. How can you commit such violence on a Monday?

"This cant be fetish content!" They're eating straight from a toilet, Jarvis

Not to be *that* person, (because I know the health risks are worse) but my grandpa is a retired plumber and all the non toilet-safe materials she’s throwing in there are literally going to ruin every part of her plumbing. Like sinks, shower, everything. Like the actual tens of thousands of dollars it’ll cost to fix the entire house’s plumbing can’t possibly be worth it.

To be fair, if my friend was the toilet bowl punch lady and she offered me punch I would ask how she made it every time

"capitalism breeds innovation" the innovation in question:

I’m gonna have to expose myself a lil here. So I draw fetish art, and I happen to know that there are a LOT of people that have kinks involving women doing stuff similar to this. I’ve seen a lot of these videos and they align pretty well with things I’ve seen/heard about. There’s a few “clothes hacks” where they’re nearly undressed in public which is pretty self explanatory, but the eating out of the toilet, being covered in food, the general gluttony involved, are all kinks/related to kinks. The fact that these are more or less hidden in plain sight is definitely part of it. I doubt that they’re completely ignorant to what they’re doing.

I think seeing this Toilet Lady made me appreciate the Counter Top Ladies just a LITTLE more Like, it's still gross and unsanitary, but if I had to choose between eating food off a counter or from A GODDAMN TOILET, the counter sounds real appetizing

As a dad, I feel like I should tell you, Jarvis, that there's a little knob on the pipes under your toilet tank and if you turn it, it will stop the water from overflowing. You don't have to be so scared. It's gonna be okay. :D

the amount of food waste angers me. like its not smashing a watermelon from up high, its pouring gallons of milk down a toilet alongside buckets of ice cream. like its so upsetting and disgusting because you know they arent eating any of that

There's this weird experiment I saw, where a bunch of people used the exact same recipe to make several batches of brownies in different shapes, but one of the shapes was dog poo, and then they served them all at a party. And even though the people KNEW it was a brownie and could smell it was not poo, they still didn't want to eat it because it was associated with poo. So like... even if it's an unused, perfectly clean toilet, just by being a toilet it looks gross.

"claim it's a fetish thing" ....keep being that innocent Jarvis

“My other mug is a toilet bowl” seems like something you’d see on a dog’s water dish

Toilet Lady: “Wow, that’s looks so goo-“ Jarvis: “IT LOOKS TRULY VILE” That perfectly timed cut killed me 😆

“They’re one TikTok away from going to a swamp and claiming its full of chocolate milk” Toilet Lady: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN

21:28 I just want to point out how the cooking times for almost every item is vastly different and you can tell at this exact moment that the biscuit outside was all that was cooked. That meat is still disturbingly raw and pink

nothing more trustworthy than asking for a drink at a party and having the host recede into the house and retrieve it from an undisclosed location

I never thought I’d have to advise someone “don’t shit where you eat” and mean it literally

For some reason, Jarvis saying “Now it’s a *cold toilet*” with the wind sound effects gives me a sort of contentment I can’t explain.

"We went to the moon" That's an amazing thing to say when you see something outrageous. I'll be sure to use that one.

“A toilet is not a blender” has the same exasperated yet profound energy as Judy Dench’s “A dog is not a cat”

As someone from a third world country that went through famine and had to flee at 17 to survive, this is a special kind of upsetting. I witnessed people eating trash and hunting pigeons to eat and yet people like them waste so much precious food without a fucking second thought. I just 🙃

Solid pink ground beef 😑 Her: “oh wow that looks delicious” Jarvis: “truly vile” 🤣

You know their kids are petrified to have friends over

Tiktok really brings out the worst in people my god

“I cleaned the toilet before making this punch” oh so now all of those cleaning products are in this drink? Greaaaaaat

His speaking of over flowing toilets brought back a memory that shall never be lost. I was like 3 or 4 and did this sunday school kinda thing, but it was at night. I had to go to the bathroom in between the whole bible study and playtime stuff. So I go to a urinal and being 4 was like "what if i flushed it 3 times in a row?". And then the obvious happened. It overflowed a little bit onto the floor and went down the little drain. But then, one of the kids I knew there came in, and i told him about it, and showed him. He then flushed a urinal like 10 times and it wouldn't stop flowing water for like 15 seconds. We laughed so hard but knew we could be in trouble and dashed out of there.

“If the water crests the bowl I’ll cease to exist” This needs to be a phrase! :0

New title: an innocent man being pushed to the edge for 23 minutes straight.

The fact that we live in a world where "A toilet is not supposed to be used as a blender" is something you would have to explain to someone really makes me sad

She would be the type of girl in school to be like “why do people wash their hands after using the bathroom??”

I've never questioned how humanity is still thriving like I have while watching this video.

We were fools, we should have appreciated the countertop lady. We have provoked the enemy

the shampoo hack is how she “cleaned the toilet” before making those drinks

13:33 gives me the same vibes as "I just washed my hands, that's why they're wet... No other reason"

I wanna see a live reaction from Gordon Ramsey to the food based ones.

“If this water crests the bowl, I will cease to exist” I feel this so hard Whenever the toilet gets clogged and the water level rises I just stare at it in defeat knowing that if it overflows I am gonna have to clean that literal sh*t

Imagine getting absolutely sauced at a party and rushing to the bathroom to vomit and this is just waiting to greet you once you enter.

This is truly one of Jarvis’ funniest videos… which is upsetting because I don’t think I’ll ever be able to force myself to watch this again

I'm still surprised how they weren't jonestowned by the toilet punch

"This is not clickbait... But NOT in a good way..." Thats what I'm here for, Jarvy baby.

This takes "Eat Sh*t!" to a whole new level

Me: “Mom, can we stop and get a milkshake?” Mom: “We have shakes at home..” [toiletshakes at home]

It actually infuriates me the amount of food and stuff these people waste

When she cut into that "meat pie" and I saw the hamburger I suddenly started screaming "It's raw it's raw it's raw" over and over again.

Anna: *Makes a "pie" with the meat still raw* "Oh that looks delicious!" No Anna. NO. That's disgusting. It's not "rare" there, it's f***ing raw. Just... No. BAD TOK-TOKER!! BAD!!

14:49 "Omg that is so extra" his face is priceless 😂😂😂

11:17 btw if she accidentally knocked over the seat, toilet lady would have gotten a broken nose

Showed this to my mom who is a plumber! She could not express her disgust, all that came out were gags at the horrible scenes, she said that "Toilet water is worse then bath water for cleanliness, so the fact that they drink it period is making me sick"

This confirms we all died in December 2012 and this is hell.

I love how these awful food hacks are always these very petite women adding industrial quanitites of cheese and whip cream to everything

I was eating a pretty gross taco since there wasn't anything else and it was so bad that I was using ketchup to mask the taste and texture while watching this video. It made it worse. Thank you Jarvis.

Re: it being a fetish thing- the toilet Sunday lady has some more sus videos in that vein. There’s one where she’s cooking waffle iron pizza but wearing elbow length, latex skin gloves, and she does a lot of anticipation build up with the way she speaks. There’s also an element of voyerism, like her ripping off her tights in public or getting trapped in a table. Still could just be exploiting for views but I do think they’re knowingly selecting fetish adjacent scenarios.

As someone who has experienced food insecurity in my past, this is honestly depressing. Donate the damn food to a food bank and get the clicks from showing yourself doing charity. That's better than this.

Watching this while plunging your toilet really just hits different

My grandpa is a plumber, he absolutely hates this trend and says if anybody ever called him over because they messed up their toilet doing this, he's charging extra. I don't blame him lmfao

I don’t know where she got it the toilet from, but when all this blows over and they try to explain themselves, just know that if they say the toilet was unused prior or brand new, they are in for a *disgusting* surprise. See, I used to work for Home Depot, and people return toilets ALL. THE. TIME. There is a 90 DAY return policy. NINETY DAYSSS! You think someone is gonna shit so much that it stains the toilet so bad in 3 months that it can’t be returned? They only undergo a visual inspection and if they have no missing components they go right back on the shelf. If it’s missing stuff, they return it to the warehouse and outfit it with the missing parts and send it back. Also, porcelain has very small “pores” in comparison to other materials used for construction, (I.e plastics, cements) so it is touted as super anti-stain and anti-bacterial, but toilets are covered with an industrial glaze that prevents excrement from sticking, but it absorbs bacteria over time. The toilet is never really ACTUALLY clean. TBH I think this is just some obscure fetish that the rest of the world isn’t tuned into, and Rick Lax is their king and faps to it the most.

I remember there was a period of time when I was scraping quarters from under my couch so I could buy dinner from the dollar menu at McDonald's. With that in mind, watching this video is like some kind of dystopian nightmare of capitalism run amuck. It's like Anna is the modern day Marie Antoinette saying "let them eat toilet cake!"

I think most people can say they've probably never had to ask "how did you make this?" when being handed a drink bc you can usually trust the people you're around to not serve you drinks out of a toilet

4:20 I had that once, I needed to go to the bathroom to empty my bladder and it began to storm, so when I wanted to flush, the water went higher and higher so I began to panic and was ready end my life. . I’m pretty upset about the food waste, I can’t waste anything or else I don’t have enough for me to eat and they just waste as if it’s nothing

“Cousin Anna is bringing the fruit punch to your birthday party this year” then she walks in with four pints of ice cream, an excessive amount of sour gummy worms, and a somewhat used toilet

15:30 "It's churning it!!" The only thing churning is my stomach Anna

6:58 she’s somehow getting lice by washing her hair

God, whenever I see Jarvis’s face, all I can see is that one animation of the “Jarvis” who is obsessed with booby milk and I can’t get over it. This is my resignation from life, I cannot go on like this.

There is no way the girl who got her hair washed by the toilet didn’t immediately take a shower when she got home

"wow that looks so good" ma'am that is literally RAW beef. that cow is still mooing. jesus christ

4:05 YES.

These people: *weehoo fruit punch in toilet lol* My dad who’s spent years fighting the poor plumbing in our house: *heavy breathing*

I had a moment of unrealistic hope where I thought that maybe, possibly, it was a new unused toilet and then they opened the water reservoir and my dreams were shattered

A whole new meaning to the phrase: "Going viral".

Why did I allow myself to watch all of this? Jarvis, please, never do this again.

I keep thinking “that lady better eat all of that food…” before realizing it would be so much more horrific if she did.

👀... As somebody who took microbiology and virology modules well into the 3rd year of my degree, everything about this video gave me the most severe visceral reaction I have EVER had 🤕🤢

she let her intrusive thoughts win

15:13 Us Aussies present to you Fairy Bread - 100s & 1000s are essential and it’s not just a dessert but socially accepted to also be eaten for breakfast, lunch, dinner and snacks! Good for feeding a crowd and beloved by all ages

“you saw the thumbnail” me, who found this vid through autoplay: *oh no*

"How did you make this?" Her friends are clearly aware of Anna's fetish.

As far as this being fetish content: is someone turned on by it? Almost definitely. Is it made for that reason? Almost definitely not.

You just wait until they find their septic tank.

The fact that she can say it with a straight face makes her a true artist who fell into the wrong production company.

I’m crying at Jarvis talking about if the toilet bowl overflows he will die and cease to exist.

I’m sorry Jarvis I lasted 5 minutes, but even when I’m not looking at the video and am just listening to it... I can’t. I can’t bear to imagine what the fuck is happening. Now I am going to bed and hope this won’t invade my nightmares.

"How did we get to this as a society.. we went to the moon" 😂idk why but i feel like this needs to be on a mug too 😂🤣

Washing your hair in the toilet? Brilliant! No need to spend money on SHAMpoo anymore, now you can use REALpoo!

The tattoo on the guys back at 18:52 is called The Vegvisir (also called a Nordic Compass) It originates from Vikings who used it as a symbol of protection and guidance. Recently a lot of white supremacists have been co-opting Nordic runes and other symbols like this. He's either really into Vikings, or possibly a neo-nazi.

I feel like even if you cleaned the toilet to the point where it is gone because of all the strong acid you've soaked it in, I would still be like 'ew germs'

i've heard that the water from the tank of the toilet is actually safe to drink out of, but i would still never touch this with a ten foot pole

No cap these videos genuinely make me feel like I actually drank toilet water

“It’s churning it, it’s churning it...” Ladies and gentlemen- Willy Wonka and the Crap-olate Factory.

Imagine giving someone toilet punch and being surprised that they don’t want it

Reads caption: "Wait, what?" Watches video: "Wait, what?" This is not an ideal situation.

my favourite thing about these videos is how they explain what they're doing as if it's genius

As my American history teacher once said “If someone shit in my favorite mug and washed it real good I’ll never drink out of it again”

The amount of rage-baiting on TikTok is just incomprehensible

It’s ok Jarvis, the toilet juice won’t hurt you. You will be fine.

This woman was so close to recreate Jones Town with her toilet punch.

The only way I could conceivably eat something from a toilet - is if it was never connected to plumbing, brand new from the store. It's a weirdly shaped bowl at that point. But hers was *definitely* in use beforehand. Barf

I was coming home from work yesterday and I meet homeless men who didn't eat anything in three days. I know him very well and we often talk when I'm buying him some warm meals. Watching the amount of food being wasted in this video literally hurts me physically. I'm glad my friend doesn't have a phone to watch this atrocity.

Whats even worse is that the punch in the tank is now infested with germs and shit from going through the pipe in the mid back of the toilet to even get to the bowl which i completely doubt they could clean *disgusting*

imagine: you go to a friend’s house for a party. she offers you punch. you smile in appreciation and drink it gratefully. it tastes odd, but she’s your friend so you say nothing about it. a while later you feel the urge to use the restroom. your friend only has one bathroom, and you know where it is, so you quietly excuse yourself from your group and head to the restroom. as you approach said room, you quicken your pace. your bladder is reaching maximum capacity and is starting to ache. your pelvic muscles are tense. you open the door to the restroom, already unbuckling your pants. you stop and stare at the toilet, filled halfway with the same strange drink you were handed only a few hours ago. you end up pissing yourself and throwing up into the remains of your friend’s homemade toilet concoction. you feel sick and woozily think to yourself, “well this can’t get any worse.” you were wrong. when you flush the toilet, the water-punch-vomit mixture begins to rise.