As a funeral director, the line “can you bring the body in today?” absolutely killed me. Imagine if we just let random people bring us bodies, what could go wrong?! I love the complete lack of realism

"Remember how he used to love silence?" Is the funniest thing to say about someone. It feels like the ultimate in, "I didn't know this person at all but was asked to write a eulogy."

we’re not just telling stories, we’re ending lives

I am actually so impressed at the kid's acting. He's putting his heart into this, this is his oscar moment.

as an oldest sibling, this ep is absolutely BAFFLING. if one of my siblings tried to pull ANYTHING like this, i would've shut it down before mom even left. i mean- ffs BOTH OF THE ADULTS WERE _RIGHT THERE_ TALKING ABOUT KEEPING THE KID _OUT OF TROUBLE!!_ there's been A MILLION opportunities for Milo to intervene, and it's been made clear that Daniel _refuses_ to be reasoned with. this is EXCRUCIATING, Jackson is doing SUCH a sh!t job as an older brother 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

the older brother actor is too good to be in dhar mann it's like watching an entirely different thing when hes on screen

why is the child organising a funeral and everyones like 'yeah totally a normal occurence'

The older brother had so many opportunities to just say "no." And he didn't

Mom was extremely committed to the bit. Would anyone seriously get dressed up, climb into a casket, and be delivered to a cemetery, just to teach her kids a lesson?

Is it bad that I kind of love this one? I hope Dhar Mann does more completely off-the-wall insane videos like this. The kid actor was awesome too. He’s going places.

Older brother is seriously the most 1990s-looking guy I've seen since the 1990s

I have never felt more connected than when I noticed someone in chat say "Hot brother, just sayin"

As someone who just got done planning a burial and funeral, I was laughing so hard at that part. Like I'm sure a child would be able to enter into a contract and sign the gazillion papers you have to sign. I loved the whole thing where the brothers were responsible for taking the body to the funeral home--or at least it was implied they were. And I'm sorry, but Pierce Brothers church sounds like a store or restaurant instead of a church.

I was genuinely sad and angry to see the older brother even begin to want to do it, like really? You were the most rational human being I've ever seen on Dhar Mann and then you just do that. Well on second thought he's probably still one of the most rational people I ever saw on Dhar Mann.

this is unironically such a funny concept. if this were like a full movie with a budget and all that, it could be great

Maybe I’ve been watching too much Dhar Mann via bingo, but I was impressed with the “brothers” and their chemistry 😂😂😂

Wtf why didn’t they do a home funeral or whatever with fake cremation remains. You don’t need a funeral director for that so less oversight by people who actually know the law. Also it would have been a waaaaaay better video if the brother had ratted him out and was just playing along to give him the chance to do the right thing.

imagine a PASTOR telling you watch out for ghosts, I'd piss myself

thank you Dhar Mann for teaching me not to fake my mothers death

holy shit, the grown ass older brother did not get an adequate punishment/consequence for letting a literal middleschooler (presumably) drag him around like that lmao. literally just say no, what's he gonna do? he's like 10. also yeah, the kid orchestrating an actual funeral is hilarious. this whole thing feels like a fever dream

I was uncomfortable during the whole video but as soon as they opened the casket I started laughing. This is the most wild video.

Makes me laugh that the original plan the kid says "if anyone asks, we'll say we have no idea what they're talking about" So then they just dig themselves in to a nice little hole by, y'know. Not doing that.

*To the twitch chatter who compared the funeral scene to arrested development:* you are Absolutely Correct LMAO

When the kid puts the grandmas “iPhone” into airplane mode, it’s clearly an android with an android lock screed but the pull down menu is an iPhone menu. 😂

i love the older brothers actor hes too good for dhar man and looks like the guy from atlantis edit: omg i didnt realize you guys mentioned it LMAO

This seems like an extreme version of a diary of a wimpy kid story

Love how the mum just knew the older brother was a bit of a push over and just let him off pretty much. I am a little disappointed tho cus I feel like it would've made more sense for him to have told the grandma and them to have devised this plan and everyone was in on the fact the mum was gonna be in the casket but the child. That would've been better imo.

Honestly I think the premise of this Dhar Mann video could be re-written as a really funny dark comedy. The brothers were good actors and I actually thought a lot of the dialogue was funny, and would have been even funnier if the tone of these videos weren't so hard to decipher.

so glad chat and Jarvis acknowledged the hotness of the older brother i'm glad i'm not the only one

why do they need a babysitter the brother is like 18

I’m glad everyone in the Jarvis Johnson community rallied together to acknowledge how incredibly hot the older brother is and also to refer to him as Milo instead of his characters name, which is Jackson (And also dipper is such a good doggo)

This is like a plot from an It’s Always Sunny episode (I’d say close to the episode where Dee was claiming her surrogate baby on her taxes and then ended up getting audited) but it’s a CHILD DOING IT.

i laughed so hard at “you could’ve had everything you wanted if you were normal”

Ok but like. shouldn't the brother have to do as much community service or MORE? he went along the whole time

Why not an empty casket funeral? The funeral home would have done that without question.

I completely agree with that punishment. If he had been an adult he might be facing heavy fines or jail time so this is perfect for him as a kid. I do think the older brother should be punished a little too though

Ok but yeah the older brother is transition goals

you know, milo probably had to drive his little brother to the funeral home. he had that WHOLE TIME to say something yet chose not to

idk why i find it so cute that jarvis still plays tug with dipper while on stream

It would make a little more sense if the demon child is the older one I think.. How can an older sibling would let their younger sibling string them along with this idea? I mean I guess I wouldn't know bc I'm an only child

Of topic but the "older brother" looks hella good ngl...

Good lord Dipper is quite the adorable distraction 🤣

My sole problem is that Jackson had no spine. The nine months isn't that unfair to not send him to juvie for just as long, as well as to avoid him pressing charges.

DHAR MANN BINGO IS BACK BABYYYYYYY

Okay but like the older brother had to be the one driving him around, right? He could have easily taken the iPad from him and refused to drive him to the funeral home 😭 why is this man taking orders from a child?

The fact that the older brother reminds me of the archiologist from the early seasons of an old scifi show called Stargate..... and the character's name is Daniel Jackson. And then that's the brother's names together 😂

These two kids were honeslty the best actors Dhar man had ever had. It doesn’t feel as stiff as the other actors.

Bro the older sibling is genuinely good at acting and very handsome im ngl i would watch dhar man if he was in all of his vids, bros straight up charming 😭

"I'm sorry Dipper, the chat wants me to figure out where the iPad is"

The mannequin part reminded me of I was working at a furniture store and an old man asked if he could buy our counter lmao

3:49 props to the kid acting because GOD this is making me like, secondhand heated. i would be SO pissed if some kid pulled this shit at a funeral LMAO

These two brothers should have their own Disney channel show. 😂

i started working with 5th graders last week, and today a kid said that he told his sister "What happens in the dark always comes to light" and i said IS THAT DHARR MANN and he said Yes and. it was the best moment.

I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY... The brother is such a cutie. He can get it. Here's to hoping he's in more videos.

Why does this entire episode feel like a Nickelodeon movie from the 90s that's much better quality than any 90s tv movie has any right to be?

This makes me feel so much better about the fact that when my great grandma Stella died my mom thought it was a great idea to give 5 year old me my first disposable (Barbie branded) camera and I naturally forced all my cousins to line up at the funeral for photos.

the older brother is too fine to be a dharr man actor

I'm starting to feel like Dahr Mann is making these for the bingo now...

This is absolutely bonkers. I don't think a single plot point or character action makes any sense at all. The amount of moments *anyone* could have stopped the ancient demon clearly possessing this child from carrying out their plan is staggering. It's Dhar Mann writing taken to its (il-)logical extreme, where the story can only progress the way it does because every character is either a total doormat, completely oblivious, comically evil, or compelled by incomprehensible Lovecraftian beings to order everything and everyone around them to deliver a precisely timed morality lecture to a misbehaving character, who then suffers from abrupt and catastrophic amnesia that causes them to entirely forget their personality and become a good person. It's bananas and I may actually have succumbed to madness while watching it.

How could the kid get the money from the go fund me with no bank account? 🤔

Older brother is giving that great 90s intellectual vibe

Brothers called Daniel and Jackson, while the oldest one is a carbon copy of Daniel Jackson from Stargate is so funny, has to be intentional (Ik most people were calling him Milo from Atlantis, but Milo is arguably based on Daniel Jackson anyway, identical look, both quirky upstart pseudohistorians & linguists who get no professional respect but turn out to be right, get swept up in a military expedition and then end up staying behind to marry the Chieftain's daughter)

10:55 You think her family's not going to fly out if they think she's dead? Also what about margie? Isn't she your mom's friend?

I’m glad I was not the only one watching this who thought the brother was hot. I even went to the original video to see who the actor was. I felt so validated when Jarvis mentioned it. And those glasses look so good on him. The dude is straight up an actually good actor as well.

The way they call their mom, "the body" and "it"

Why would the older brother be afraid of just letting the younger brother dangle in the wind?

I’m not even a parent but the mom is the one who created the monster lol I would have been grounded for a week and made to apologize to the widow myself

I'm an older sibling with an 8 year difference between myself and my sister. We would have been in a knock down, drag out fight if she tried to pull this shit. I would've called her ass out in public if she made a page.

This literally feels like a plot from sunny in Philadelphia

Bro whoever plays that jackson character is so cute🤭

The older brother was wayyy to tame about the whole situation going on I would be flipping shit on my younger sibling if they did some shit like that well that's if I had a younger sibling

Take a shot every time the kid says "Come on!"

Granny's moment at the end was a chef's kiss

I really hate dhar man’s “on the nose” way that he blunders through serious topics. Thank you Jarvis, for making it tolerable through dhar man bingo

The older brother is 100000% an imaginary friend... Also.... This one is so far removed from reality.... Like oh my God they're literally talking about the scam in front of everybody.... Like this is aggressively unbelievable.... Ok the adults were fucking with the kid.... That almost explained everything.... And then no.... All the extremely unbelievable stuff still happened as presented as happening....

Highlighted message at 28:49 from jmetal88: "So their names are Daniel and Jackson, and the older brother looks like Daniel Jackson from Stargate" This is a spot on observation.

ok but the older brother is just. so fine. jesus christ. good heavens. oh my goodness gracious lord have mercy.

I’m so sure that retail worker sold that mannequin just so they can pocket the 300 😂😂 and I would too

"why would a clothing store sell their mannequinn to a child?" I think the implication is that they didn't think he would be able to pay that

This kid would fit in perfectly with the gang from it’s always sunny

the older brother is so fucking confusing. like the kid is evil yeah but the older brother?? that is an ADULT MAN how the fuck is he fine with this he had so many opportunities to stop this

Dhar Mann needs to use the guy who played the older brother in more videos, his performance here was a treat to watch

The last funeral I went to had a kid playing friday night funkin and I recognized it bcz of the soundtrack, it was wild I think I can't even be mad at this video although the kid wasn't as demonic.

Jackson is.. so cute..idk why he just is

i love the dichotomy between the comments like ‘this is so ridiculous and i can’t believe the older brother didn’t just say no’ versus the ones like ‘lol just do a home funeral with an empty urn’ lmaooooo

i love how several members of chat actively complain about how bad chat is, as if the people complaining aren't apart of it and blowing many situations out of proportion

I hate that I'm entertained Dhar Mann vids. I'm always like, "what's gonna happen next?" But then I always guess what happens next.

I feel like the older brother is like 16 and not like a adult tbh bc itd make more sense for how he's acting, and also social anxiety would help explain why he's just going along with it bc like I can relate 😭😭

Feeling very premium today....wait, wrong channel. But still feeling premium

"What about embalming?" ?!?!? Why on earth would you embalm before cremating? That's just putting chemicals into the air for literally zero reason. Embalming is to make the body look presentable for a funeral. If you don't see the body, you don't need to embalm. If you cremate the bodym it's just an insane amount of very expensive and precise work for absolutely no reason. I know I'm repeating myself but the absurdity of the consept is just really doung my head in. It shouldn't, I know. Not everyone watches "Ask A Mortician"... even though they absolutely should.

That kid is gonna end up in prison when he's older (The character, not the child actor)

I literally thought "man the older brother is pretty cute" at 11:15

Soooo many opportunities for Milo to say, "Hey bro, I won't sell you out but I am taking you home right now any you are on your own from here" as a clearly disapproving figure, At this point this isn't siblings protecting one another it's just enablement. Killing me to watch.

absolutely love how the older brother is acting like a spectator who can’t step in and actually do anything

6:55 the line delivery here is so funny. Great acting in this one, it’s painful knowing how the actors get treated behind the scenes

I've been rewatching the Dhar Mann vods the past couple days bc I miss Dhar Mann bingo, I'm so happy!

DIPPER IS SO CUTE......especially with the satellite dish on fhhghg.

That kid is ignoring the most important fact: his mom is going to notice him with a brand new phone.

DHAR MANN BINGO im so going to suffer while enjoying this

The brother looks like Aaron Tveit in Les Mis