“No theres not enough time for a moral” *THE GOLD DIGGER IS DEVASTATED.*
@connorleahy27922 жыл бұрын
Jarvis was devastated right after :(
@frogofalltime2 жыл бұрын
it was at this moment that jarvis knew...he fucked up
@gekkman34 Жыл бұрын
Jarvis makes a prediction, INSTANTLY regrets it
@unicornpupartАй бұрын
she want her moral
@voidify32 жыл бұрын
In the time skip the black lady would realistically be so confused. Random Karen from ages ago coming to ask for forgiveness. “The day you bullied me at work was a turning point in your life but for me it was Tuesday”
@purplejellytotPJT2 жыл бұрын
Ikr, no way she would remember the lady 😂 I got people like that every day when I worked retail. Usually more than once a day as well
@Tw0Dots2 жыл бұрын
_the white guiltness_
@devent10n2 жыл бұрын
Idk, I had a guy come through my line in the smoke shack when I cashiered at Walmart who berated me because I asked for his ID and then called me gay because I was double checking what kind of cigs he wanted and stormed off. His wife came through a few weeks later and apologized for him (because he was a coward). I didn't remember his face, but I did remember the incident. And obviously I remember it still, over 6 years later.
@vilmacastell82532 жыл бұрын
It's happened, I worked at a gas station and a guy was an a*hole cos I asked for ID, he was a regular so I saw him often after that, about a year later he apologized to me and I was so surprized all I said was "ok"
@yourex-wife42592 жыл бұрын
In my last 2 jobs I would forget who I was helping while I was helping them. You think I would remember someone from weeks back?
@hm-fy5iz2 жыл бұрын
she's not a gold digger, she's a trophy wife
@Mathee2 жыл бұрын
But you see, that title makes it harder for Dhar Mann to villainize her while being sympathetic to the husband
@frogofalltime2 жыл бұрын
ya like she stayed with him and got a job, so there's clearly something there beyond money. am i overthinking the fictional relationships in the DMCU (dhar man cinematic universe)? No comment
@tiffanykim27732 жыл бұрын
Same thing
@hm-fy5iz2 жыл бұрын
@@tiffanykim2773 nope, the difference is consent.
@nonyab56402 жыл бұрын
She’s a kept woman.
@seisner66552 жыл бұрын
She's... Not a golddigger. Like, she's a lot of bad things, but she's clearly not in the relationship for the money, otherwise she would have just left him and found another rich dude. Like golddiggers do. Am I missing something?
@zubetp2 жыл бұрын
"golddigger" is dhar mann's stand-in for rich, sexy woman who we're supposed to hate
@traditionalnative2 жыл бұрын
Yeah I had the same thought, I predicted she'd find another rich guy when her husband was let go, and when she didn't, I was confused 🤔
@nicks66572 жыл бұрын
Its her fisrt time gold digging she doenst know how to do it correctly yet
@Elfieee132 жыл бұрын
@@nicks6657 why is this so illegally funny to me💀
@hjkdshkjfs55172 жыл бұрын
@@nicks6657 she gold digging with her stone pickaxe
@aarishowton80372 жыл бұрын
Fully convinced Dhar Mann has never heard of like talking to somebody and/or empathy, he really thinks you can only comprehend the life experiences you’ve personally lived
@purplejellytotPJT2 жыл бұрын
This lmao
@3starsburningbright2 жыл бұрын
"you got hit by a bus? LOL ok. i don't care. ive never been hit by a bus before so"
@AlphaPizzadog2 жыл бұрын
hc: dhar mann is the sole empath in the dhar mann-verse
@yemayaadofo82532 жыл бұрын
To be fair a lot of ppl really do think/act like that in real life
@idkbrah4732 жыл бұрын
@@3starsburningbright *gets hit by a bus*
@lakenbiletski68232 жыл бұрын
Jarvis cant judge the lady who dm’ed him because you dont know how hard someone elses job is until you have to do it yourself😌
@mossthebryophyter2 жыл бұрын
Ahahaha, love it
@TobyIsAWoman2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀
@iamalittler2 жыл бұрын
You can't judge Jarvis for judging the lady who dm'ed him because... he didn't make a video about you... or something.
@lakenbiletski68232 жыл бұрын
@@iamalittler hm i suppose🤔
@Tw0Dots2 жыл бұрын
@@iamalittler right
@lindensalter67132 жыл бұрын
Does dhar Mann know what a gold digger is? A gold digger isn’t any woman married to a man who makes the money. A gold digger is someone who gets with someone they don’t care for only for money and will leave once the money is gone
@happytofu52 жыл бұрын
I thought that too. She could still love him and hate work at the same time, couldn't she?
@thatguydave55322 жыл бұрын
Dhar Mann has click bait title pretty often
@voidify32 жыл бұрын
I love how your dhar Mann impression is just a Chills impression. “THANK YOU DHAR MANN FAM. NUMBER 15 BURGER KING FOOT LETTUCE”
@Kyran19962 жыл бұрын
Those two should do a collab.
@garbagesalt2 жыл бұрын
i mean they're basically the same voice lol
@monhi642 жыл бұрын
Yess holy shit, I actually noticed that dhar mann himself himself sounded like that. So when Jarvis said his voice was melodic I was confused, since he just talks weird and raises his voice for the last syllable
@Dr_Sunshine2222 жыл бұрын
THE LAST THING YOU WANT IN YOUR BURGER KING BURGER IS SOMEONE ELSE’S FOOT FUNGUS, BUT AS IT TURNS OUT, THAT MIGHT BE WHAT YOUR GETTING
@undead_steph37262 жыл бұрын
i read that as chilis impression and was so confused how someone could do an impression of a fast food chain,,
@Watercolors62 жыл бұрын
I wanna clown on the lady for throwing the clothes but when I worked at a bridal gown shop, this happened ALL THE TIME. People can be weirdly entitled. They'd just drop them on the ground. 😭
@Super-MackJ2 жыл бұрын
I worked at a Macy's and I was folding cashmere sweaters and a woman came up and started picking up every shirt on the table I had jsut folded, glancing at the labels and throwing them on the floor. I just stopped folding and stared at her until she found the sweater she wanted and left. She did not acknowledge my presence once during this interaction.
@somedude1722 жыл бұрын
@@Super-MackJ i had a lady like that too! it was 2 of them. i work at a discount store and our craft section is a MESS because corporate wont let us organize it how we want. one time i spent a whole 2 or 3 hours organizing it, and these ladies watched me for at least 45 minutes while they were shopping the other end of the isle. i told them to lmk if i was in their way because i had another isle i could work on while they shopped but they were all like "nooo, its fine!! youre good, glad to see young people working :)))" and then watched me finish. i finally finished and walked away to get my manager to see if she liked how i did it and by the time we got back over there 10-20 minutes later, it was exactly like how it was when i started. and they had bolted out the door without buying anything while we were around the corner, like it was intentional. i was SO pissed.
@purplejellytotPJT2 жыл бұрын
Yeah and sale times were even worse… people just do not give a shit and it sucks
@leavemealonethx2 жыл бұрын
I will live homeless on the streets and starve to death alone having evaded the gaze of any loving god, before I will work retail.
@mobiusstripper72792 жыл бұрын
Yup! I used to work at Guess and people would take wardrobes worth of clothing into the fitting rooms and leave them piled on the ground, inside out, hangers everywhere, and would then just walk out of the store without buying a goddamn thing. We had a daily quota of $1,200 in sales that each one of us had to meet. It's hard to meet that quota when you have to spend half the time rehanging and buttoning and returning shirts and jeans to the floor while always being understaffed. My manager would make us literally harass customers who had already told us they were just looking and didn't need any help. It was so awkward and stressful. I think we scared away more customers then anything, lol
@frogofalltime2 жыл бұрын
my fave thing about dhar Mann is how, instead of allowing the audience to use their critical thinking to reach their own conclusion, he condescendingly points out the moral like a neon arrow sign as if we're all too stupid to understand
@tiffanykim27732 жыл бұрын
Well it works............not on me though 😂
@beatrixgunderson7162 жыл бұрын
I think anyone who genuinely enjoys these videos could use the assist.
@thevideoofdiariesofagregin95172 жыл бұрын
to be fair his target audience wouldn’t understand
@nevadanate49572 жыл бұрын
Didn't he say in an interview that he makes most of these for people who are learning english and for kids? Still true though lol
@megl.94702 жыл бұрын
I like how he was nominated for an award and then got fired. Like what was it? A participation trophy?
@quack_malard5793 Жыл бұрын
He probably dropped at plate 🙁💔
@voidify32 жыл бұрын
The gold digger actress is just an Australian trying to sound American, but pre-consonant rhotic sounds (the “r” in “card”) are one of the hardest parts of the American accent to fake for an Australian, so she keeps screwing those up
@eric87642 жыл бұрын
Why didn't they just have her talk in her regular accent, so that it doesn't sound so awkward.
@eric87642 жыл бұрын
Sorry it told me it failed twice so it sent 3 times.
@voidify32 жыл бұрын
@@eric8764 your guess is as good as mine
@leavemealonethx2 жыл бұрын
@@eric8764 probably to make things easier for like translation? Everybody else is super American. Hard to say and ig it doesn't matter lol
@yourex-wife42592 жыл бұрын
I thought it was American trying to sound British
@mobiusstripper72792 жыл бұрын
Do you think Darman got his heart broken by a gold digger? He seems to have a serious vendetta against them..
@Kyran19962 жыл бұрын
You apparently can't understand what someone else experiences unless you've experienced it himself, so he's clearly been in all of these situations firsthand.
@sarahgooey2 жыл бұрын
@@Kyran1996 are you saying that dhar mann is barbie?
@byrnetdown60762 жыл бұрын
@@sarahgooey t h I s
@TheAbimarie952 жыл бұрын
Yes he was engaged to lily ghalichi who is known to be somewhat *materialistic* so that might be where his obsession of gold digger content comes from lol
@mobiusstripper72792 жыл бұрын
@@TheAbimarie95 _Interesting..._ 🤔 it's all starting to make sense now. Do you think he was once poor and was made fun of a lot for it, and used to be like, "You know, you really shouldn't judge a book by it's cover! You see, I could end up being really rich and famous someday! _Then_ you'll regret being mean to me! You'll see!!" before he ran away bawling his little Dhar Mann eyes out?
@honestlythough72502 жыл бұрын
The dhar mann mentality kinda reminds me of our friend on black white. Both the like “you have to be the perfect victim and have endless patience and never get mad in order to eventually deserve respect” bit and the “your struggles are only valid if i put myself in your shoes and have the exact same experience” thing. Its poetic, honestly
@oluwatimahwise68592 жыл бұрын
It's definitely very that and it's honestly exhausting. The bullied person in his videos ALWAYS have to act extremely meek and forgiving when in real life it's completely ok to tell some people off. There was no reason for the housekeeper to replace that plate in the end.
@sophiathefurbst2 жыл бұрын
T H A N K Y O U (both of you, OP and the first reply)
@alienhazy2 жыл бұрын
if she was a gold digger, wouldn't she just leave this guy and find another rich man to date? why would she stay with him?
@rogue77232 жыл бұрын
Maybe they were trying to make her have _some standards._
@alienhazy2 жыл бұрын
@@rogue7723 hmm true, true
@cajdoesstuff94542 жыл бұрын
I think she was just an ignorant housewife who wasn’t really A gold digger
@samanthaclaremejia7975 Жыл бұрын
Honestly I think she’s just a trophy wife not a gold digger
@lonesavior6 ай бұрын
I'm more confused at how a retail job, even at a high end store, would have helped them stay afloat if their lifestyle let them drop $400 on dinner.
@mothboy4202 жыл бұрын
"They'd call me up and they'd say 'ma'am, ma'am,' - tears in their eyes - and say 'ma'am, this is the most tremendous GPA we have ever seen'" "I know GPAs I have the best GPA"
@nostalgicfears2 жыл бұрын
imcrying
@leebobeebo2 жыл бұрын
whoever said "dhar mann reminds me of lin manuel miranda" in chat has changed my entire worldview
@kylohenderson10012 жыл бұрын
im so glad someone else saw it i can't get it out of my head
@leebobeebo2 жыл бұрын
@@kylohenderson1001 my life is forever changed.
@voidify32 жыл бұрын
As someone who used to be a hamilton mega fan and now is kind of burnt out on it because of the cringe and problematic elements- OH MY GOD
@leebobeebo2 жыл бұрын
@@voidify3 the only thing i know about lin manuel miranda is that he isn't ashamed to bite his lip in terrible selfies and i'd be surprised if mr. mann didn't do the same thing
@Ramberta2 жыл бұрын
@@voidify3 y'all being honest about that has saved me the effort of having to watch it, so thank you lol
@Earlieboo2 жыл бұрын
I dunno if she humiliated the cashier so much as she just annoyed the crap out of her. I've never been humiliated or embarrassed by a customer, just irritated.
@Ramberta2 жыл бұрын
I mostly agree with you but I was humiliated once when a customer touched my hand and made a joke about my skin being too soft-- which didn't even make sense but, I felt violated that he had touched me and also humiliated that I didn't tell him off, only laughed nervously until he stopped and left.
@ToruKun12 жыл бұрын
I've been "humiliated" by some people working as a cashier, one time a guy said "HUE HUE HUE I GUESS YOUR BOYFRIEND WAS ROUGH WITH YOU IN BED LAST NIGHT" because I had a bruise on my forearm, and another time a guy yelled at me and called me a retard because I didn't sanitize the card reader fast enough for him (this was when COVID first started).
@sarahgooey2 жыл бұрын
@@ToruKun1 im sorry this happened retail workers and cashiers should be able to hit rude customers without consequences
@devent10n2 жыл бұрын
I used to work in a phone center, and we had old guys come in every so often because they needed "help with their pictures", which usually meant showing me (female presenting at the time) and my largely female colleagues porn. I also, after being a good way into my transition, was told by a regular customer that I made him hard, and he didn't know why. People also printed porn at the photo center. I was also told that I "don't know anything about computers because [I'm] a girl" and ignored for my computer illiterate (his words) male coworker. Dude was looking in 2012 Walmart for a FireWire cable, which we didn't sell. So I've been humiliated a few times for sure. This is the kind of shit that made me stop being at all comfortable in public
@Earlieboo2 жыл бұрын
I don't really know what y'all are doing bringing me stories lol. I'm sorry that happened to you or whatever but these are all stories where the other person really should have been the humiliated one as they were the ones acting inappropriately.
@literalsunshine97672 жыл бұрын
Atleast she didn't leave the husband for another rich guy. Not a gold digger, just a mean lady after all
@mothboy4202 жыл бұрын
why is he obsessed with like,, decades old stereotypes of relationships? someone tell him wives can be the breadwinners in families lmao
@efo19wire2 жыл бұрын
not enough girlboss rep :( tragic
@bleronk68402 жыл бұрын
i wanna see gold digger malewife representation
@ayytee75762 жыл бұрын
It’s always either gold digger or hardworking single mom, husbands can never be gold diggers bc that’s illegal in the DMCU
@xeroxfrog2 жыл бұрын
@@bleronk6840 husband... husband.
@bleronk68402 жыл бұрын
@@xeroxfrog no i mean malewife
@marsupialsofmars38862 жыл бұрын
Overlooked that she went and got a whole job and got used to it and came to understand the hardships then came back to the store and the lady instantly recognized her and the shirt she had been trying to buy presumably at least a month ago
@doityourselfbombs2 жыл бұрын
tbh if I'd been yelled at like that I'd probably remember their face - esp in retail where you often have to remember faces (or at least I had to)
@inirafitzpatrick4672 Жыл бұрын
It's asking too much when restaurant go'ers ask for "the usual" tbh. At least that's my experience.
@devons.34812 жыл бұрын
the rich woman telling her housekeeper "nah, i got this B-) i'll take the trash out myself" and then immediately asking "where does the trash go?" is SO fucking funny to me omg
@KayleeFarnes2 жыл бұрын
I know this is the least important thing, but why can't any of these wives have their own credit card?
@doityourselfbombs2 жыл бұрын
right? I can't remember the name of it but you can have your own card attached to someone else's account - AND in theory she could have one attached to her own account and her husband pays it off. I realize the point is that they're 'gold diggers' but at least make them realistic gold diggers.
@KayleeFarnes2 жыл бұрын
@@doityourselfbombs yeah, I'm a stay at home mom so I don't make an income but I still have my own cards. I know it's an odd thing for me to be fixated on, but it's just bizarre.
@GraceSavidesKeller2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, what the hell?
@nersbabs2 жыл бұрын
@@doityourselfbombs it’s called I joint account I think
@katc20402 жыл бұрын
I'm assuming because alot of his audience is in less progressive countries....
@voidify32 жыл бұрын
So I looked it up and the gold digger actress is Australian, her accent is just “Australian trying and occasionally failing to sound American”
@StoneSaysHello2 жыл бұрын
Can we talk about the fact the husband in the second video didn't even think for one second of helping out around the house? Like I get the wife is supposed to be the villian, but damn dude. You could have at least offered to carry one of the dinner plates like you did for Valintina.
@ThexDynastxQueen2 жыл бұрын
This is why chat's prediction of him running off with the maid seemed so plausible lol. He seems to like and respect Valentina more.
@yeemawheaver1387 Жыл бұрын
Maybe he didn't realize how tired she was.
@abbsterlicious5 ай бұрын
Bruh he was speaking to his wife like a child. Like she sucked too but holy shit
@ihaveaverygoodchanneliswea47282 жыл бұрын
Jarvis Johnson makes a prediction, instantly regrets it
@Hi2Hey-gw57 күн бұрын
Twitch Streamer MAKES A PREDICTION, instantly regrets it | Hi Mann
@genericusername25982 жыл бұрын
seeing chat spam "yess" after jarvis asks if it's fun is the most wholesome thing ever it made me cry
@KM-mw3jp2 жыл бұрын
Jarvis getting defensive about his Starbucks order is the most hilarious shit
@psychomanatee34592 жыл бұрын
"You never know how hard someone's job is until you've done it yourself" I've never done neurosurgery. Pft, must be easy then
@julesjoy64992 жыл бұрын
I had a woman come into the store I worked in once and she just started picking up every jumper like she was feeling the fabric, but like lifting them like almost a foot off the table and then dripping them. She did it with every jumper and shirt that was folded in the store, it took roughly 2 hours to tidy up after, once she left.
@beepatpen2 жыл бұрын
wow... I sometimes look at graphic t shirts and you sometimes have to unfold them to see the graphic fully, I always fold it back up as closely to the rest of them as i can???? do people not feel terrible leaving stuff all messed up like that???
@spooky67032 жыл бұрын
@@beepatpen Me in the store, just going "Well, the shirt is folded, guess I can never see the design"
@caidalee19942 жыл бұрын
It’s called ✨j o b s e c u r i t y✨ sweetie 😌💅 /j
@tiffanykim27732 жыл бұрын
She should try that in my country 😂
@victoriapadilla14102 жыл бұрын
mad respect for the way you handle body comments, im working on setting boundaries myself and seeing it modeled is great
@yoboikaydenyt38932 жыл бұрын
Twitch streamer doesn't expect a dharr man voice over and instantly regrets it
@settheworldonfire942 жыл бұрын
The mean lady sounds like she’s Australian but she keeps forgetting she’s playing an American
@sofastuffing2 жыл бұрын
According to another comment, she is
@microsoftpainenthusiast80962 жыл бұрын
41:05 Imagine “spending a long time” cooking plain ass spaghetti with a canned sauce and then being exhausted doing dishes to the point she broke 1 (of the total amount 3) plates lol
@kaileem3048 Жыл бұрын
she broke the second plate too like it wasn’t even the last one
@frogofalltime2 жыл бұрын
also like...you shouldn't have to experience hardship to have basic human empathy???? like wtf.
@bob-gabbitas2 жыл бұрын
"I'm looking at my degree right now" was the biggest flex I ever done heard in a commentary video
@Lulu-uc4zp2 жыл бұрын
It’s so sweet when Jarvis asks, “Did everyone have fun?” 🥺❤️
@garbagesalt2 жыл бұрын
ordering a single coffee literally isn't even weird i do that all the time cause im just not hungry in the morning but i still want a coffee
@eldritchteletubby93192 жыл бұрын
The housekeeper is actually a really good actress, when she got fired I FELT that shit.
@caia-moon2 жыл бұрын
Love that nobody in chat called Jarvis out for accidentally saying “don’t judge a book by its story” instead of by its cover 😂 like the story is the part you CAN judge
@echoweil2 жыл бұрын
I know this is dharmannland but honestly as someone who works in retail I would not remember some person who was mean to me, and especially not what they wanted to buy lol this happens so much you literally forget these people
@purplejellytotPJT2 жыл бұрын
Vouch!
@tiffanykim27732 жыл бұрын
Well maybe her memory is better than yours after all you're only one person.
@cozyfrogASMR2 жыл бұрын
I'm a minor and I used to work at dickfila and I can remember the games of the customers that have cussed me out and called me names and if I ever saw them again I'd spit on them. I had a guy cuss me of out bc I nicly took their order after close, biggest regret bc when you do that it's always the rudest customers.
@pleasesetmeonfire11662 жыл бұрын
Deadass. There’s just so many a day, they completely leave your mind.
@emilyk36352 жыл бұрын
dude same. i remember what they did that was rude but can never remember their faces lol
@Pupyluv982 жыл бұрын
I work at a department store and people will LITERALLY watch me pick clothes up off the floor and hang them up and then throw what they’re looking at on the ground.
@danimoorehead2 жыл бұрын
Chat does not understand what a GED is. She can have a GPA and be on her school’s cheerleading squad before she got her GED. Also she doesn’t have to be an adult to get it, maybe she just wanted to leave school early or something.
@MistaHahn117 Жыл бұрын
There are a lot of reasons/ways someone would get a GED. All it means is that you left high school and got the equivalent degree, as opposed to graduating with a diploma. It's right to call out that those are two different documents though; using them interchangeably on a resume doesn't make sense.
@danimoorehead Жыл бұрын
@@MistaHahn117 i’m confused about what this has to do with my comment. nothing i said was about using it interchangeably. my point was they were questioning how she could have a gpa and be on the cheerleading squad with a GED as if they don’t understand how it works, that’s it.
@MistaHahn117 Жыл бұрын
@@danimoorehead oh I was just trying to chime in agreeing with you and adding some more to it, didn't mean to suggest you said they were interchangeable
@danimoorehead Жыл бұрын
@@MistaHahn117 oh i’m sorry. i misread the comment and it’s been 9 months since i wrote it so i was confused.
@MistaHahn117 Жыл бұрын
@@danimoorehead no big at all, I can see where my intention could have been misread
@olivejuice14242 жыл бұрын
As a mom I'm genuinely mad at the mom in the housekeeper story. I had no idea how hard it was to..bE a PaReNt. Like fight me
@fyrefrost18982 жыл бұрын
Lmao yeah when she hired the housekeeper back I was like “So she’s just gonna go back to NOT raising her son I guess”
@saintsomnia80302 жыл бұрын
So many people seem to want to have kids as accessories without the hassle of actually caring for the kid. Then they call ME weird for not wanting one when I realize I wouldn't be able to handle the responsibility.
@olivejuice14242 жыл бұрын
@@saintsomnia8030 you're not weird. You're responsible. It would be tragic for a kid to be born to a parent or parents who didn't want to be one. It's ok not to want to have kids!! Like why ruin someone's life. Theirs or yours. tf
@ohno49302 жыл бұрын
@Olive Juice You seem like a really great parent! I'm the same as Somnia. I think in another lifetime, I could've been fit to be a parent, but unfortunately, mine weren't quite prepared. Like, it wasn't even that they don't love me- it's just that they didn't bother to learn good coping skills for their own problems, and somehow managed to justify taking it out on me. I'm glad I exist, but the fact that it's possible to mess your kid up as bad as mine did *by mistake* is scary to me lol. I don't wanna do that to a child, and I want to dedicate the entirety of my young adulthood to looking out for myself (and the loved ones I have, of course) and pursuing all the happiness I've missed out on from years of trauma. I like kids, but it seems like when you have a kid- at least if you're a good parent, they become your world, and I just can't see myself being able to healthily give someone else that level of dedication, so I won't have children. I hope I get to be, like, a godfather or something tho anyways sorry for the rant but all that is to say; I admire you for being a parent who understands that and I hope you and your child(ren) are doing well!! It sounds like they have a good person to look up to!
@olivejuice14242 жыл бұрын
@@ohno4930 I'm sorry for your experience. It's hard to be a parent especially if you have bad examples (which may have been the case for yours). Glad that you know yourself and are taking the time to care for yourself in the ways you might have missed out on. That's tight. I appreciate you compliments quite a lot. I'm doing my best, but I don't think I've ruined my 2 yet lol. They really are my world ^_^
@foxxfurrz2 жыл бұрын
Dhar mann bingo is my favorite game. I thank the oh gracious, great, and powerful, Jarvis for creating this masterpiece of a game.
@purplejellytotPJT2 жыл бұрын
Agreed, it’s so fun
@lilliputianhitcher38082 жыл бұрын
every blonde-haired white woman from australia is named stacey
@brianp35702 жыл бұрын
Do people ever talk about how sexist (or at least archetypally gender-conforming, in a not helpful way) Dhar's sketches are?
@annikan422 жыл бұрын
Thank you!!! I was looking for this comment. So much misogyny here
@TheZombifiedGuy2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, people definitely do. If anything it's so common that it'd be exhausting to point it out every time it happens. "Oh look, it's another woman who relies on her male S/O for money and who only cares about shopping and needs to be taught a lesson". And the videos where he tries to tackle sexism are so surface level that they don't really accomplish anything (and occasionally even reinforce the tropes they're supposedly making fun of).
@brianp35702 жыл бұрын
@@aduckofsomesort i can't remember because this video was a while ago, but I believe it was added during a later video, wasn't on there yet. But I could be wrong
@taylove14612 жыл бұрын
@@aduckofsomesort Sexism is on the bingo card for when the characters do something overtly sexist and get taught a lesson or get their comeuppence(I feel like this is a word) by the end not the actual construction of everything, because those are Dhar Mann's views rather than some lesson he's trying to make
@ohaiClemmy2 жыл бұрын
"Bigly GPA" 😂😂😂 The chat was clowning
@heleneschuler43042 жыл бұрын
it wouldn't be a Dhar mann video without, "You see..."
@AKbaby89 Жыл бұрын
"Never judge a book by its story" -jarvis Johnson
@puan12112 жыл бұрын
”Never judge a book by its story” words to live by!
@garbagesalt2 жыл бұрын
damn why didn't her son like that spaghetti that looks like a child's ideal meal, straight carbs and zero visible vegetables
@MsSphinx912 жыл бұрын
Maybe the housekeeper instilled the principles of good nutrition? Maybe he's rebelling against being torn away from his true maternal figure? I feel like this could be a whole Lifetime movie.
@GrayWoIf2 жыл бұрын
I hated my last job one manager would get mad if I didn't uphold the store policy and another would get mad I didn't just give the customer what they want.
@slsinflorida2 жыл бұрын
The lesson that I learned is that you should only treat people with respect if you know that their job is difficult. I feel like a better person already
@alyxwarner29842 жыл бұрын
she said hes a VP, vice presidents of companies don't just get laid of when a company makes cuts
@efolinsky2 жыл бұрын
Some unless they are merging and making cuts and there are multiple vp's.....which is not uncommon
@OfDoom982 жыл бұрын
Not the broken Ikea plate being Karen’s last straw lollll
@Marykarnett2 жыл бұрын
“Never judge a book by its story” - Jarvis Johnson 3:17
@DeathToImperialismEverywhere2 жыл бұрын
damn, keeping us fed recently with all this content
@noodroid67362 жыл бұрын
we should really call it "Dhar mann's spaghetti"... if you introduce spaghetti in the first video, you must bring back the spaghetti in the third.
@Hi2Hey-gw57 күн бұрын
Mann's spaghetti lol.
@paranoiarpincess2 жыл бұрын
Jeez Jarvis, how dare you have a corporeal form and give yourself energy to do all that exhausting work you do? I can't believe you would do these absolutely normal and not at all weird things. And to have the audacity to not like being objectified and bullied for your shape and personal purchasing choices! Actually though, I'm so happy to see that you got upset at these people. At first I felt uncomfortable because I have a messed up relationship with confrontation, but I also felt so proud of you for standing up for yourself. That was when I came to my being proud of you. So few people with platforms will call out shit like this. They just ignore it, which is good in it's own right, but it really just shows people who don't realize they're hurting others that it's ok. Sure, addressing it could get people doing it just to be noticed, but so many more people will say stuff like this thinking it's a compliment, or that they're just being silly and joking around when it's full on objectification and bullying. Anyway, I doubt you'll read this, but if you do, you're doing amazing! Keep being awesome. P.s. I'm so happy this evolved into Dhar Mann Bingo!
@GioTheVax2 жыл бұрын
Jarvis Johnson watches the same video twice, instantly regrets it
@tinnagigja37232 жыл бұрын
Imma log my guess before watching: Retail guy asks her out. She says "I'd never date a retail worker, ew!" He turns out to own the entire chain of stores and that nice car she saw outside. Edit: Wait, it's two (straight) women? Ok, goldie comes in because she's looking for an outfit for her big date with a rich guy. She treats the worker like crap, and calls the clothes ugly, only to find out that her date is the owner of the entire chain of stores and that nice car she saw outside. Edit 2, after seeing the cast: Goldie exposes her gold digging ways as she's chewing out the worker and calling the clothes ugly. Worker turns out to be her boyfriend's sister. Ed3: Fuck, it's her husband? Ok, he's getting an award for something...but he's on the phone because he's not getting it, instead he's ordering a hitman to take out his wife the second she humiliates a retail worker. Or losing his job. Ed4: Ok, "You never know how hard someone's job is..." - so, she's going to somehow be forced to work in retail, I guess... Final guess: "It's about time you start." She dumps him, and then later he comes into the store where she now works, with his new girlfriend, the retail worker. He has a new car. Final edit: Ok. I suck at this. Why did they call her a gold digger tho? Her alleged golddiggery didn't enter into the story.
@AlakaxamM Жыл бұрын
Dharr Mann is such a misogynist. Having a spouse who makes more money than you or who supports the family doesn't make you a gold digger. This woman was an absolute tool towards the retail staff, but being a jerk who flaunts your money isn't the same as being a gold digger. When her husband feel on hard times, she didn't cheat or leave him, she got a job to help make ends meet. Sounds like a solid partnership, actually.
@unfazedj2 жыл бұрын
okay why is the housewife wearing three tank tops
@JJ-et7il2 жыл бұрын
I don't feel they're doing a bad thing, but it's not like they're doing anything super good either. I feel like the types of people who would need to learn these things aren't going to learn it from a Dhar Mann video. Nor would they ever watch one. So it just becomes a circle jerk of Dhar Mann videos being watched by people who already know these things.
@OfDoom982 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo basically every job I’ve worked at would post updates to their policy via printed out word document lolllllll so these props are minimum wage believable
@bluejay94612 жыл бұрын
Everytime Jarvis does his dhar mann impression he becomes Jharvis johnmann
@egh__2 жыл бұрын
the gold digger's accent sounds like a canadian trying to do an impression of an american trying to imitate a british person trying to do an austrailian accent
@Kiki4meezi4 ай бұрын
Where did u get canadian 😂 that actress is an aussie lmao
@Kiki4meezi4 ай бұрын
Where do u hear canadian?? And the actress is an aussie but it sounds like she's trying to put another accent on
@clotildebesson19912 жыл бұрын
I have worked in retail before and I can assure you I would never remember a customer that wronged me. I suppose the gold digger needed time to find a job and get used to it, the previous retail lady would have definitely forgotten about her the day after, super nice customers leave a much stronger impression than rude ones
@bleronk68402 жыл бұрын
weird detail but there’s no way the gold digger is an extra small, right?? she has an average build and seemed pretty tall (at least above 5’4). i feel like they made her size smaller to make her sound more vain.
@starsparks31502 жыл бұрын
Okay but this bothered me so much!! As someone who is extra small (and having to alter every piece of clothing I can get in my country) I'm just so amused they called her extra small.
@daniala17032 жыл бұрын
she does look like an extra small lmao and probably not over 5’4
@bleronk68402 жыл бұрын
@@daniala1703 imdb says she’s 5’6, idk how accurate that is.
@kai_fatallysapphic2 жыл бұрын
Idk I'm like 5'7 with almost the same body type, and I pretty much always get a small or extra small. Maybe it's an america thing cuz I've heard the clothing sizes in Europe tend to be smaller, but do correct me if I'm mistaken.
@vaughnhaney70202 жыл бұрын
@@kai_fatallysapphic Jeeze, how big are women's sizes?? I'm a 4'11 skinny guy (at my lightest I was literally right on the line for clinically underweight, and I've generally just got a narrow frame) and I'm a medium or small (depends on the brand)
@Littlefluffykittycat2 жыл бұрын
Working in retail people do act horribly. When I worked as a cashier at a grocery store people tried to get away with all sorts of stuff. One lady claimed that because she found a jar of pickles in a different spot that she should be able to pay that price for it, which was less, and she complained how another grocery store allowed her to do that. Yeah…right. When I worked at a lingerie store people would throw stuff everywhere and try on things without their underwear on, resulting in items being thrown out. People would actually purposely do that and come back later and go through the dumpster to pick out thrown away items. People also tried to steal stuff all the time. My mom worked in retail as well and at one point people would try on clothes, pile them up, and pee on them. I own my business now, and I love my clients, but I still have plenty of frustrating people. The worst was a customer getting upset at my prices, leaving, and then calling and telling me his wallet is missing and he left it at my store. I told him it wasn’t here. He threatened to call the police and accused me of stealing it. He later called me to tell me he found it in his car. People are exhausting.
@endlessnightsss10 ай бұрын
what the actual fuck. i knew people act horribly in stores, but some of the stuff you mentioned was straight up disgusting. bruh, i have so much respect for the people who have to deal with that shit, like are you kidding me?
@Emily-pn1rg2 жыл бұрын
Good on Jarvis for sticking up for gas Starbucks order. Like, so what if it was just a coffee order?
@BradenBest2 жыл бұрын
My response to "isn't that your job?": Yes, and by undoing my work, you are disrespecting my time as a human being. Do you do this when you go to someone's home?
@tinykitsune03872 жыл бұрын
The least believable of the retail video is that who knows how many months later this retail worker remembers one karen
@juliebogen17972 жыл бұрын
Right??? She didn’t even yell, swear, or threaten physical harm; this interaction was just a drop in the Horribleness Bucket for that employee lol
@AugmentedChryophobe2 жыл бұрын
8:30 11:22 This is exactly how customers who want their tires aired up act... when there's only two people in our garage
@janetandamocha78742 жыл бұрын
The depression and anxiety meds conversation in the chat at the beginning is so wholesome :)
@skull_f Жыл бұрын
“Never judge a book by its story” inspiring words jarvis ill make sure to judge a book by its cover
@cyanidesmile72632 жыл бұрын
Wait, she's not a good digger though; if she was, then she would have divorced her husband and remarried another rich guy instead of staying with her husband and actually getting a job...she's rude, snobby, and entitled, even materialistic, yes, but not a gold digger. I think Dhar has some personal issues he's trying to work out.
@saltydinonuggies18412 жыл бұрын
Man makes PREDICTION and INSTANTLY REGRETS IT | Jarvis Johnson
@leavemealonethx2 жыл бұрын
The gold digger is devastated
@idkbrah4732 жыл бұрын
jarvis is such a cool guy yk, seems chill to hang out with honestly. even tho im new to his streams im very comfortable whenever i watch him
@samedian2 жыл бұрын
Damn, I hate when Dhar Mann’s Gun turns into Dhar Mann’s Herring.
@Emily-kd2zv2 жыл бұрын
Coming from someone who got a GED, you can get a GPA based on your scores. A GED is exactly what it says: a degree equivalent to a high school diploma. You have a transcript, GPA, and paper diploma. If you're doing poorly in high school, I strongly recommend looking into how a GED will affect your experience applying and paying for junior college. There is probably an advisor who can help you make a plan for your education at your school or wherever you may want to go for a higher education.
@eldritchbuddy33122 жыл бұрын
karl marx predicted this
@caitlinreuterskiold58282 жыл бұрын
Okay I get that this lady is the antagonist, but does anyone else think the husband is kinda cringe for his whole "teaching his wife a lesson" type thing? Like it was pretty condescending. Just like leave, dude , damn
@DreamcastSwirly2 жыл бұрын
It's very fucked up of him to be like "here, wife with no education or work experience who I have supported through our entire marriage, go get a shitty job that will ultimately have no impact on our financial status because our lifestyle is so far above a retail worker salary"
@tiffanykim27732 жыл бұрын
But there really are men like that though
@tinabean7132 жыл бұрын
Spoiled Wife Fires Housekeeper, Husband Instantly Realizes Housekeeper Would Have Made Better Wife
@kadej-km6pl4 ай бұрын
nobody’s talking about how Jarvis had to tell someone to not comment on his body
@CASSIDIE.SINCLAIR5 күн бұрын
yah it’s ridiculous
@justanotherartist29232 жыл бұрын
NOT THE SPANISH MAID PLS-
@blacklightredlight29452 жыл бұрын
Tbh, she could probably just find another rich guy. Also, associate of science what? You can't just get an associate of science without a focus, what did she *study*?
@monhi642 жыл бұрын
I know my degree literally just said associate of science without my major it was annoying but it’s what it said
@ohaiClemmy2 жыл бұрын
Whew Dhar Mann makes my teeth itch
@Fae_van2 жыл бұрын
What does this mean?!
@Kiki4meezi4 ай бұрын
@@Fae_van it means it makes her uncomfortable
@dawsonrpowell2 жыл бұрын
In the first vid, doesn't the story prove that she's not a gold digger? There's no indication that she was with that guy just for his money and she stayed with him. A gold digger would have just tried to find another guy with money. Sure, she's rude and entitled, but I've seen not rich people act worse than this. The fact that she was wealthy only served to distance her from the video's target demographic. Dhar Mann creates such ridiculous villains that people can't relate to in order to maximize his audience. If these topics were addressed in a more realistic manner, people might see some of their own behavior or how they may unintentionally contribute to these problems. That would actually encourage introspection, but done this way it's just exploiting these topics and those who are hurt by them in order to make people feel good about themselves for not being so ridiculously villainous.
@kaelanniblett24602 жыл бұрын
Dhar mann videos are basically just "you never know how hard someone's job is until you have to do it yourself" and then they literally have to do it themselves. There's never any other way to learn a lesson lol
@TheAgent3772 жыл бұрын
if some jerk customer came back to me weeks later and was like "can you forgive me?" id be like "i dont even remember you"
@arithmomania12372 жыл бұрын
This is gonna sound weird and prob doesn't make much sense, but Dhar Mann's video titles have the same vibe as corno titles.
@clarinamascarenhas74992 жыл бұрын
It almost ends with “I promise to keep the spirit of Christmas in my heart not just today but for all days” like it’s so close to Scrooge
@haleydunning38192 жыл бұрын
kinda hilarious that Tracy's attempts to take care of her son are just putting a sweatshirt half on his head and then he throws it off and thats it
@hexinthelilypond42132 жыл бұрын
Ok but the trump impression was kinda on point tho 😭
@annafromhsm2 жыл бұрын
i think jarvis is genuinely one of the best commentary youtubers
@gentle_apathy2 жыл бұрын
"I thought she was gonna like use kintsugi or something to restore the plate" that would have been the FUNNIEST thing
@case34742 жыл бұрын
Like the gold digger wouldn't just divorce him and dig for gold somewhere else lol