I accidentally convinced my mom briefly that you're actually Jake from State Farm, and when I got two pictures of you and him side by side she was like "oh yeah, they're different people. Jarvis is cuter."

The kid in this video was way more charismatic than your average twelve year old. Props to the actor for portraying such a good personality, but whoever wrote this script had no idea what they were doing

im honestly shocked dhar mann hasn't made a shirt that says 'what happens in the **dhar**k always comes to light'

I used to work at a theater and one time I saw a few employees walk into the bathroom in some kind of suit to stay clean and when I asked about it my manager told me someone smeared shit all over the bathroom wall and they were cleaning it up so best believe theater employees have bigger fish to fry than someone sneaking in candy from the dollar store lmao

but it's actually so sweet that the brother would use the last of his money and fake being an old man just to take his little brother to the movies

like how the theatre worker tried to call him on getting his "grandson's" age wrong immediately after the guy said he had alzheimers. like ... that's not a gotcha!

i don’t get why these movie theatre employees are like interrogating them cause of some candy 😭 my grandma would bring whole ass sandwiches to the movies ☠️☠️☠️☠️

“I’ve been dying to see this new Dhar Mann movie” He literally could’ve just said “movie” and no one would have batted an eye but Dhar Mann just HAS to stroke his ego every chance he gets.

I WANT A BINGO SQUARE FOR "ACTOR WHO LOOKS LIKE JARVIS"

It kills me every time Jarvis pretends to be that one actor, it’s too funny

"What happens in the dark will always come to light. " Based on all his felony counts of fraud, I think Dhar Mann is speaking from experience here 🤔🤔🤔

Crazy that the lesson we learned is that we shouldn’t sneak candy into a movie theatre, yet Dhar Mann is allowed to do that? Sounds like hypocrisy to me

I used to work in a movie theater and I can confirm that I used to help people sneak candy and drinks I’m the theater because that shits expensive.

I feel like if Dhar Mann made a movie it'd be something like "Raiders open lost ark, Instantly regret it."

I'm sorry can we talk about the end of the video? the entire video is about how what happens in the dark always comes to light and you shouldn't sneak things into a movie theater then at the end Cole literally says "yea we made a video on my channel where we see what we can sneak into a movie theater!"

What rich people think poor people get in trouble for: bringing outside candy into a movie theatre.

My dad got upset when he found out the guy at our local theater was giving him the senior discount (he's 60) so he asked the guy to charge him full price. I don't know why either

i worked at a movie theater in high school and the thing i’ve always said is that i truly don’t care if people bring their own food into the theater, as long as a) they have it in a bag or their pocket or somehow conceal it when we’re taking tickets, and b) they clean up their trash when they leave the theater so that the employees don’t have to clean it up. I got paid the same amount whether they bought concessions or snuck food in, so as long as you don’t make me have to do extra work, we’re cool lmao

Cinemas do not care at all if you bring in your own food. It's a rule, but no one cares enough to enforce it. Unless it's like a manager or whatever. The employees are mostly just like teenagers, who just want to get a paycheck and go. My home town's cinema didn't even have a ticket guard at the doors, unless it was a special event or something.

As a theater worker, can confirm the fake carrier full of food is real, though when I saw it they had a toy baby in it instead of a sprite balloon head. Still super obvious, general manager was going to all the employees to point them out so we could all laugh. Weird thing is they still bought food, one of them got pretzel bites and I watched as they filled up their drink at the coke freestyle machine and they say the carrier on the floor with the pretzel bite box on top of the fake baby...

damn dhar mann really coming after my dad sneaking in a whole pizza as a teenager, my friends taking advantage of the theater being in the mall and sneaking in taco bell and wendys, my other friend sneaking chipotle in, my mom teaching me how to effectively utilize carrying a purse to better sneak food in, and of course the time my friends and i stopped at the grocery store before going to the drive-in theater and absolutely loading the car up with snacks and drinks in about every out of sight spot we could. (also bold words from that kid calling himself the master when he didn't even utilize the 2 best weapons in sneaking candy in: a deep purse, and cargo pants)

I love how serious Dhar Mann takes movie theater smuggling. Like my friends just walk through the whole theater while carrying whole water bottles. Nobody cares. Edit: Also, it’s kinda fucked up how Dhar makes this whole video about how terrible it is to try and sneak stuff into movies. Then turns around and talks about the quirky funny video they made about sneaking stuff into movie theaters. Cause it’s okay if we fuck with minimum wage teenagers since we’re changing lives. But if you wanna bring a water bottle into your movie, you gotta get taught a lesson

I like how the message was supposed to be, don’t sneak shit into the movie theater, and then promote Cole’s video where he is actually trying to sneak shit into a movie theater. Really confusing message lol

Bruh the people who try and ruin Jarvis's joke of being that one actor bug me so much. That's my favourite on-going bit

Kids usually get the discount when their 12 and under so he should still get the discount, and no movie theater would ever freak out over someone sneaking in snacks

Surprised the chat didn't ask if "pstd" counted as a ps4 tbh

Jarvis: “and the reason this is funny is because-“ Me: “because it looks like the poster for ‘Girl, Interrupted’!” Jarvis: “-because they do this kind of premise all the time in Dhar Mann videos” 🗿

Blowing all his college fund on crypto is way worse than buying a Charizard. The Charizard has guaranteed value.

I once went to the movies with a friend and we literally snuck in a whole McDonald’s meal. I’m talking nuggets, fries, burgers, drinks AND dessert. We literally reeked of McDonald’s (which btw was exactly across the movie theatre) and still got to enjoy our movie with no problems. It’s in my top 10 core memories for sure

This video (the dharrman one) is like a social anxiety nightmare, you’re just constantly on the edge of getting caught for something small but everyone is making a huge deal of it.

Guys, buckle up, this is the beginning of a new era - I think Dhar Mann is just trying to get a slice of the sweet sweet pie of Troom Troom and sneaking food literally everyhere

I aspire to one day have the confidence of this kid saying "this hunk thing? ain't gonna pass for six"

I can't believe they missed the opportunity to say "if you were really dhar man fans, you'd know what happens in the dark..."

Im so glad this channel is posting again, jarvis literally is so funny i could watch him talk for hours ☺️

"Thanks everybody for coming out" You're welcome Jarvis 🏳️‍🌈

I’ve only been stopped for bringing concessions into the theatre, and I’ve brought in a sushi dinner, and once, fish and chips. I’ve legitimately brought in groceries. And fall decorations. (And yes, I ate my dinner before the movie started)

lmao as someone who's family regularly snuck food into theatres the secret is to literally just have a bag. Like we just all smuggled shit in through my mom's purse.

if the older brother was really a Dhar Mann fan he would KNOW what happens in the dark comes to light lol

Are we not gonna talk about the theater employee trying to give his resume to the photographer LOL

You can tell this was written by a millionaire "entrepreneur" who never worked real jobs because people sneaking candy into theaters is something that CEOs care about a lot and minimum wage employees do not give a fuck about.

LMAO THIS IS SOME RODRICK/GREG BEHAVIOUR 😭

The lesson isn’t “Whatever happens in the dark will always come to light,” it’s “Don’t try to cheat, some famous celebrity might swoop in and bend the rules in your place.”

Honestly Jarvis, regardless how much you make fun of his vids, you should contact Dhar Mann and ask to be in a video and don’t tell any of us and then do a bingo stream the day it’s uploaded so everyone freaks out when they see you!

Wait why is that movie theater guy making me actually MAD?

Dhar Mann: makes video about not to sneak candy into movies Also Dhar Mann: Casually promotes video about stealing candy Logic 100

How long until Dhar Dhar Binks is pulling in people like Daisy Ridley, John Boyega, and Oscar Isaac for Star Wars life lessons

Also whoever designed the entire movie theatre process must have never been to a movie in their life. Its like someome explained the movie theater to aliens and then the aliens explained it back to dhar mann. "Yeahh uhh theres this big 3 panel stand with lights and uhh... theres at least 2 employees. Theres a giant red curtain up on stage.... for a video movie. Yeah thats right. Oh and the audience is all on the same level... and the concessions stand looks like an absolutely different aesthetic."

TBH, while I never worked at a theatre I did work as a manager for a time, and if there were two kids that desperate to just get candy (especially if it was one of their birthdays) I'd have just rolled with it. No need to be a hardass all the time, especially if letting them get away with it would make everything way easier in the long run.

😂 "Are you trying to sneak food into the movie theater?" What? No.. the theft.. the theft

he put his whole jarvussy into this one

I looked this up awhile ago, for a debate with my dad. In most movie theaters, they allow you to take in outside food or drink. Individual theaters have different rules about it. It became a big thing that you couldn’t bring in food, but if you just look online, you’ll find most theaters don’t care or they actually say you can. Unfortunately the theater nearest to me is one of the many that won’t allow it

Wow I really can’t believe that Jarvis is getting all of these cameos in dhar Mann videos :0 (also for anyone wondering, they can ask for ID or veteran cards)

What theatre has a ticket guy at the door? Bruh I just walk into my theatre buy a ticket and go see like 3 different movies, nobody cares

I. a light skin empath. Also have people ask if every light skin male is me.

I once walked in a movie theater with a butterfly on my finger, this was NYC so I barely got more than a shrug from the usher 🤣

When was the last time Dhar Mann went to a theater? No one cares if you bring in candy. A lot of theaters I've gone to let me bring in Starbucks or things like ice cream. It's really not a big deal.

I love the idea of a ticket booth worker treating their job like it's Papers, Please.

Men should just normalize wearing purses so they can sneak food into the movie theater and stop like… shoving food? Into their clothes? Life dude, there’s an easy out

i like Jarvis getting peer pressured by chat and feigning shock over Dhar Mann bringing dots but then immediately confessing that he actually fucks with dots

The most unrealistic part of this is that the attendant would have bothered getting a manager, or that the manager would have cared. If someone is putting this much effort into it, no one is going to call it out, especially after they insist.

Whatever happens in the dark will always come out in the light. However, Dhar Mann is the founder of morality, so he naturally gets free passes on this rule.

So in conclusion, it's perfectly fine to gaslight, manipulate and talk back to your parents in the Dhar Mann Cinematic Universe. But sneaking candy into movies? That's way too far.

Does dhar man in a single video play the villain or even just someone vaguely bad? It’s like he thinks reality is however these are written and he can’t risk you having any associations with dhar besides him being the saintly idol too everyone. Too bad cuz him as the villain would be great.

watching these videos when they’re about some kind of deception makes me anxious and im not quite sure why

I'm so happy jarvis is back to pretending to be the actors, now just waiting for the one where he actually is the actor

i remember as a teenager i was feeling petty and didnt want my nephew killing another one of my new gaming consoles. my mother had invited me to a premiere of i think it was Toby McGuire's spiderman and i ended up packing my ps2 in my backpack taking it with me. looking back i should have just taken the wires but i was a kid. And before anyone ask i didnt have a room to myself at the time and even if i did my parents were on a "no locking doors in my house" kick and my father would give my nephew everything bc he was the "first grandchild" yes i was bitter yes i still have resentment and no, they didnt care that i was walking around with a ps2 in my rucksack

So glad you're posting on this channel again!! I was going through withdrawal, lol.

“Some people are firemen, some people are fishermen, I’m a Dharman” 😂😂😂

After they paid for the tickets he got $6 in change. So, why didn’t he just buy the tickets at full price..? I’m sure making at least one of the tickets full price would cost less than $6 more. If he was worried about buying concessions, it’s most definitely not that big of a deal to take snacks to the theater. As long as you’re not bringing in whole meals no one is gonna confront you about it.

Girl finds out she's adopted, instantly regrets it

god i miss the cheap theater we used to have in this area. it was one of those ones that shows movies that already made their way through mainstream theater release, so they were a few months or so behind. friend & i once bought some snacks from the nearby dollar store and the staff didn't check our bags. hell, they didn't even check our ages - neither of us were 17 yet and they let us into an R-rated movie (the men who stare at goats). we ended up being the only two people in that particular showing, it was great. real bummer, though, it got shut down bc the roof of the place was sagging and they just never brought it back after repairs were through.

I’ve never yelled time skip so many times omg that was so frustrating

Dharman:What happens in the dark always come to light. Also Dharman:yeah the kids lie of being 6 is still a secret.

If Dhar Mann were going to do an in-person appearance, surely he'd want to advertise it to get hyped up. Imagine if he were to do something like this but nobody showed up because they weren't advertising it

Y’know, the video they advertise at the end kind of undermines there whole message. “What happens in the dark alway comes to light, except in this video you can check out right now!”

I literally work at a movie theater, no one gives 2 craps if you sneak food in. in fact we encourage it, the prices for food are so expensive

to answer the question asked by Jarvis in the video, I found dots in Wal-wart, out in the Rio vista area. they sell them in three sizes, the fun sized ones are the ones that end up in snack boxes, the slightly larger ones are given out around holidays, like the one coming up and the biggest ones are often found at parties, like Christmas or random family events.

Only once in my life have I witnessed a movie employee stopping someone from entering with their own snacks. I also happen to know they sued the movie theater afterwards because literally there's nothing wrong with bringing you snacks and apparently the theatre didn't have that "We reserve the right to refuse service bc we don't like your vibe in general and you sneaking snacks in particular"

love this series

I'm just shocked he thought this half grown man would ever pass for a six year old

He’s right, I don’t know the difference between a 6yo and 12yo unless they’re next to each other

Theaters don't exactly search your bags or anything. Sneaking stuff in is pretty easy...heck, I've seen people flat out carry stuff in plain sight and not get called out on it. Heck, even in the vid's over the top comedy exaggeration, the manager was still letting them get away with some pretty transparent lies. That little morality play fails to deliver its message though...The message I saw was "don't be greedy". People kept cutting the big brother breaks: college tuition $ from the parents, his little brother agreeing to keep the stupidity secret and to settle for less than he was promised, and the manager letting him get away with transparent lies. He kept misusing generosity and trying to take more, only to finally get cut off as everyone ran out of patience.

this uploaded right as i was about to start drawing so now i have some nice background noise ! thanks jarvis

Soooo... Does this mean Dhar Mann is anti-crypto? Because we love to see it 😌

Does anyone else jokingly quote the “what happens in the dark” thing and then realize you’re in real life and nobody gets the reference so you just sound like you’re saying it seriously? Rent free, man.

I'm so glad dharr bingo is back! I love these videos

i just binge watched all of these while grinding in Genshin Impact, thank you for the entertainment

whats tripping me out is the guy who plays the manager in this video sounds like one of my managers and i work at a movie theater

jfc, can you imagine a feature length dhar mann movie? i'm not sure if that would be amazing or rot my brain to death before the half-way point.

YAY ANOTHER BINGO VIDEO!!! this made my day

“Everyone said it was going to the moon but in reality it just went to the toilETT” great delivery

the girl is adopted poster is also funny bc it looks exactly like girl interrupted too

At this point, the phrase *what happens in the dark, will always come to light* is basically a Dhar Mann cliché.

This video is just an actual comedy sketch and I’m losing it

I will never get bored of these please post more! I don’t have twitch but I’m gonna make one to watch the Dhar Mann Bingo it’s so funny 😭

Movie theatres literally dont care if you don't bring outside food in tho. The other day I went to the movies and brought in a Burger, fries, and drink and didn't even hide it and they didn't care lol

TWO DHAR MANN BINGOS??? HELL YES

Hello! Movie theater worker here. I'm going to be adding my thoughts: 1. With that obvious beard, I would ask for ID for the senior ticket. 2. How long is this movie line? 3. The kid is right. Snacks are EXPENSIVE. 4. With enough confidence, you don't need a manager. Re: point 1. 5. Yeah, you don't ask what war. This is a weird grilling. Stop playing with your food. 6. WEAKSAUCE POPCORN MACHINE. also yes concessions are expensive re: 3 7. No one is acting like the fucking police about it dear lord 8. Don't touch someone's baby??? 9. People aren't watching *during* the movie. 10. Senior discounts are NOT that much off 💀💀💀

Jarvis, I just want to let you know, I watch you while while I eat, and while I clean. Thow art mine only reason I take care of mine self. Cause I'm mentally decaying and need constant stimulation to to anything because life. Anywho! Thanks a bunch :D

22:13 - Okay, my beard is fake. I lost it in the war.