First they built a JavaRapFactoryProvider, then injected a JavaRapFactory then produced this video and finally got a OutOfBudgetException

Every programming language needs a song like this.

Uncaught CringePointerException

I didn't choose the Java Life, the Java Life chose me.

I love the way this video makes programming look like it's the thing with more swag than anything.

"Keep the syntax light and the algorithm tight!"---best line

I've been programming for a while now, I saw a girl once. It was the best day of my life

public static void main (String [] args) { System.out.println("What the f*ck is this?! :D"); }

I was doing grade 11 in 2011 when I first saw this video on KZfaq😂, one of the few videos that made me fall deeply in love with programming. I'm now an Android Developer, with a wife, and completed my Honours in Software Engineering🙂.

2 hours until deadline? you'll never get through QA.

Dislikes are from Python, C++ and UI developers.

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF All my base are belong to you.

Best thing Oracle has done in the last 5 years lol..

Came here after mongodb cheap thrills parody...that too watched first time in April 2019

This remains one of the most beautiful songs in the programming world. We code hard💪💪

Why do Java Programmers wear glasses. They don;t C#

6/10 not enough ridiculous inheritance trees

Just a C programmer passing by :)

I'm a C# developer. Last time I used Java was at University. But I still enjoyed this song. The humour is funny. +1

Thanks youtube for recommending a 10 years old Rap Music :)

"Keep the syntax light" Are they sure they're talking about java?

"GNU PUBLIC LICENCE YOU KNOW ITS OPEN SOURCE" damn that was good

Worth to check out our programmer songs too!

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What I am saying is that once you know one programming lang., especially one that's object oriented, its not hard to learn another.

I don't code hard because I use Python

Still rocking until 2024, Aspiring Java developer.

The kind of quality content I expect from Oracle.

i watched this all day while doing my projects .. its just amazing thank u guys

SPOKEN: In the cubicles representing for my JAVA homies… In by nine, out when the deadlines are met, check it. CHORUS: We code hard in these cubicles My style’s nerd-chic, I’m a programmin’ freak We code hard in these cubicles Only two hours to your deadline? Don’t sweat my technique. Sippin’ morning coffee with that JAVA swirl. Born to code; my first words were “Hello World” Since 95, been JAVA codin’ stayin’ proud Started on floppy disks, now we take it to the cloud. On my desktop, JAVA’s what’s bobbin’ and weavin’ We got another winning app before I get to OddEven. Blazin’ code like a forest fire, climbin’ a tree Setting standards like I Triple E…. Boot it on up, I use the force like Luke, Got so much love for my homeboy Duke. GNU Public Licensed, it’s open source, Stop by my desk when you need a crash course Written once and my script runs anywhere, Straight thuggin’, mean muggin’ in my Aeron chair. All the best lines of code, you know I wrote ‘em I’ll run you out of town on your dial-up modem. CHORUS: ‘Cause… We code hard in these cubicles Me and my crew code hyphy hardcore We code hard in these cubicles It’s been more than 10 years since I’ve seen the 404. Inheriting a project can make me go beeee-serk Ain’t got four hours to transfer their Framework. The cleaners killed the lights, Man, that ain’t nice, Gonna knock this program out, just like Kimbo Slice I program all night, just like a champ, Look alive under this IKEA lamp. I code HARDER in the midnight hour, E7 on the vending machine fuels my power. Ps3 to Smartphones, our code use never ends, JAVA’s there when I beat you in “Words with Friends”. My developing skills are so fresh please discuss, You better step your game up on that C++. We know better than to use Dot N-E-T, Even Dan Brown can’t code as hard as me. You know JAVA’s gettin’ bigger, that’s a promise not a threat, Let me code it on your brain WHISPERED: so you’ll never forget. CHORUS: We code hard in these cubicles, it’s the core component…of what we implement. We code hard in these cubicles, Straight to your JAVA Runtime Environment. We code hard in these cubicles, Keep the syntax light and the algorithm tight. We code hard in these cubicles, Gotta use JAVA if it’s gonna run right. We code hard in these cubicles JAVA keeps adapting, you know it’s built to last. We code hard in these cubicles, Robust and secure, so our swag’s on blast CODE HARD

after watching this i really feel like dropping a cyanide pill (im a java coder for a company)

Tomorrow is my final exam in java, and this is how i study.

I started my Java journey because of this video.

I love JavaScript. It's one of the most mysterious language. You never know when error will popup or what will stop working. And also 0.1+0.2===0.3 will return false, even in strict mode.

1. Not all the Java Developer keep the phone like this, and there are so many handsome Java Developers in the world. 2. There are so many stylish developers in the world, not in that nerdy way. 3. Not all the software developers are nerds, some people may be smart but not in that way :D

The energy is on another level, sensational💯

Can I cite this in my dissertation please?

How did I even get here? I was watching Llama's with Hats...

Hello from 2023. Java is currently at version 20 :)

This is too good!

Assembly is obviously the superior language. Java is only tolerable as bytecode. Seriously people, CALM DOWN. When it comes to programming languages they each have their pros and cons. To each their own.

I can't believe how many people are wasting time comparing Java to C, C++, and C#. Most professional programmers with any knowledge or talent know enough C and Java to understand the humor in this video. NOBODY is going to choose a programming language for a project based on A KZfaq VIDEO with programmers whose style is 'nerd chic'. Lighten up, nerds!!!!!

Checking in for 2021

I like the sentance ‚Let Me code it in your brain so you‘ll mever forget‘ in your song.❤👨‍💻💻🤩🙌👍

When they asked me to fill out a survey along with a couple of other engineers... I had no idea that they would take our remarks and make a video with them. This is really funny. Thanks to everyone who participated, and Oracle for making some funny stuff.

java is to javascript as ham is to hamster

I offered this guy’s song to go viral Packback Time Will Come ASAP 🤟🏼

This is really cool I think the java tattoo at the end is really cool too.

The girl with the glasses is really cute :)

watching this instead of completing my Data Structures project :o

Who says programmers don't have a sense of humor? This is hysterical, and I can't get the beat out of my head....

This rap song totally rocked! Very well done and best of all makes sense.

Set speed to 1.5x You're welcome

Guys we just discovered a new kind of music: Nerd Rap

Thats called a real rap yo yo, i love java programming 👍😎

you sing we code javascript.promise

And people think geeks don't have fun ha ha ha

but you still need C++ for the virtual machine xD

I love that feeling when constants, methods and statics pop up after dot

How did I not find this sooner

Descobri isso hoje, final de 2020. Desejo a todos um excelente 2021 com muito códigos e sucesso Java.

public class JavaLife{

This was our generations verson of 'All About The Pentiums'

The funnest thing about this video, is that it appears to be on java's official KZfaq channel lol.

Java best programming language ever!!

I know assembly...

Excellent, thank you!

2021 ! Still listening

Literally this song is so amazing

"Even Dan Brown can't code as hard as me!"

Leaving my comment here as a java begginner!

I wish I could just code everything in JavaScript.

You wouldn't have had to stay up late "coding hard" if you had done it in Python. Just sayin'....

I'm here 8 years later

1995 was year of Internet explorer, Sun Java VM 1996, CDROM was standard, we who used floppy disk, started coding in Basic/C and Pascal, or some older lanuage.

Should it feel weird if i listen to this song while coding in python? lol

I hate programming, but it pays my bills ....

We making it outta the syntax error with this 🥶🥶🥶🗣️🗣️🗣️

The fact that this video even references a cubicle goes to show how soul crushing most Java work is. If you pick up other languages you can work in cooler offices than this writing applications you actually care about in work environments that don't make you want to stab yourself in the eye.

This is a pretty catchy original rap song. Certainly the best one about Java. XD *_Serious comment:_*_ Java is a great way to produce platform independent code, and very fast and lightweight when done right. Else, it's a nightmare of bugs and slowness. Much respect to all the proper Java coders out there, you'v done great things. I personally prefer Python and D, but whatever can be implemented properly, is the right tool for the job._

Pure Gold.

GIVEN CHEMICALS REPRESENTED FROM MY JOB HOMIES In by 9, I won the good lines written manual Shake it We code hard in these cubicles My styles nerd-chic Im a programming freak We code hard in these cubicles Only 2 are saying the deadline that's for my technique Sippin morning coffee with that JAVA swirl born to code my first words were Hello World Since 95 Been Java coding staying proud Started on la ditches now we take it to the ground. On my desktop Java's bobbing the wheat We got another Winning app before we get to Audi Placing code like a forest fire climbing the trees Setting standards like I Triple E Booted on up but used the force like luke Get so much love for my homeboy Duke GNU Public License it's tipping source Snipe on my desk when you need a crasher Break it once and my script runs anywhere Straight slugging me running my air on share All the best lines of code you know I wrote em I'll run you out of town on your dial-up modem Cause We code hard in these cubicles Me and my crew go hyphen hot corn We code hard in these cubicles It's been more than 5 years since I seen a boar or boar Inheriting a project can make me go bizarre Ain't got 4 hours to transfer their framework The cleaner killed mites man very nice Gonna knock some programs out like kimbo slice I program all night just like a champ Look alive under this IKEA lamp I code harder in the midnight Or east on the vending machine fills my power She is 3 the smartphone our coke use never ends Java 7 when I beat you in words with friends My developing skills are so fresh kisses es You better your game up on that C++ We know better than to use .N E-T Even dam brown can't code as hard as me Javas getting bigger thats a promise not a threat Let me code it on your brain At 11 4k We code hard in these cubicles It's the cola component of what we implement We code hard in these cubicles Straight jr your Java runs environment We code hard in these cubicles Keep the sin tax light in the algorithm type We code hard in these cubicles Gotta use Java if its gonna run ripe We code hard in these cubicles Java keeps adapting you know its built to last We code hard in these cubicles Robust and secure so our swags on blast Code R

I thought I would learn something from this video. Never have I been so wrong.

dislikes are by js developers

no nullpointers? this isn't true java!

I will give it to them. I'm impressed. They made a pretty simple but groovin' beat, threw some actually decent lyrics that didn't seem to repeat anything, and the video was just enough geek without making a non-geek change to a new video or get weirded out.

I love Java and Javascript

Java is the first language I learned and after working with C# and PHP... I still in Love with it. (my favorite language for desktop apps) :)

I LOVE PROGRAMMING SO MUCH

I really need this music on my playlist for coding

8 years later youtube thinks I should watch this 🤔🤔

Me chillin with HTML and css

Java is the best programming language.

This was in 2011, now that's it's 2014, I wonder how different do Java programmers look now?

Just started Java and I love it

This is my hype music. I'm taking the AP Computer Science exam tomorrow morning

public class MASSIVE SECURITY HOLES{

These guys are heartless musicindustry

I like java, but I never though my body could physically secreate so much cringe in just 3 minutes!

The real question is... What language was the program they edited this in made in?