Night Swim - Movie Review

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Jeremy Jahns

Jeremy Jahns

Күн бұрын

January 2024 kicks off with a January horror movie......
Here's my review of NIGHT SWIM!
#NightSwim

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@wespapes2054
@wespapes2054 4 ай бұрын
This movie could be over in like 10 minutes. "Hey dad, the pool is haunted." "Really? Honey, can we fill the pool with concrete?" "Yeah, I'll make some calls." The end.
@JrtheKing91
@JrtheKing91 4 ай бұрын
😂
@tibedog5629
@tibedog5629 4 ай бұрын
Yeah, I haven't seen either the short or the movie but it just makes me wonder why a ghost is haunting A SINGLE pool. Why not traverse the drainage system and pipes to OTHER neighborhood pools?
@predetor911
@predetor911 4 ай бұрын
@@tibedog5629that’s what they’re saving for the sequel 😂😂
@jackreacher2095
@jackreacher2095 4 ай бұрын
Why not haunt Scarlett Johansson bath water 👳🏽‍♂️
@MarioBario
@MarioBario 4 ай бұрын
Wouldnt work. You have to have the parents who dont believe the kids. Its a troupe for a reason.
@ghillezmusic3738
@ghillezmusic3738 4 ай бұрын
I found it funny that the family literally didn’t care that the dad died at the end 😂 they where like hmmm… okay thanks for your sacrifice what should we do next😂
@evanrodriguez4234
@evanrodriguez4234 4 ай бұрын
YES!!! That was the worst part of that film the ending was terrible!!! They were like… well dad died. * night swim * lol
@meghanmisaliar
@meghanmisaliar Ай бұрын
Exactly lol. They were barely bothered.
@m.n.goodbye9481
@m.n.goodbye9481 21 күн бұрын
Terrible movie absolutely horrible
@RonJP-pm7jp
@RonJP-pm7jp 17 күн бұрын
Lol true. They way the was acting I thought for sure the dad survived and he was just in the hospital or something.
@erjino
@erjino 4 ай бұрын
The good thing about this movie is that it made me remember "Lights out" is out there. If you want a good horror movie based on a short film, that's the one you wanna see.
@TheMightyBubbs
@TheMightyBubbs 4 ай бұрын
Nah. That one sucked too
@tinyrocks7549
@tinyrocks7549 4 ай бұрын
The short is amazing.
@erjino
@erjino 4 ай бұрын
@@tinyrocks7549 yup. And the reference of it in the movie was really good, too.
@gooner9038
@gooner9038 4 ай бұрын
Mama, the feature, isn't bad, but the short is scary as Hell.
@Nuhuh18
@Nuhuh18 4 ай бұрын
​@@TheMightyBubbsnah u just don't have good taste
@wearyatlas
@wearyatlas 4 ай бұрын
never in my life have i heard “the realtor and pool technician were my favourite characters”
@donniedeville5102
@donniedeville5102 4 ай бұрын
You don't watch porn, do you?
@olivernelson224
@olivernelson224 4 ай бұрын
This would have terrified my 8-year old self who always thought there were sharks at the deep end of the pool 😅
@ShutUpWesley
@ShutUpWesley 4 ай бұрын
That sounds like something a shark would write, to get people to go to the deep end of the pool🧐
@justyagre6296
@justyagre6296 4 ай бұрын
​@@ShutUpWesleyExactly.
@mathewmacmillan1222
@mathewmacmillan1222 4 ай бұрын
Thank Jaws for giving me that irrational fear of sharks in a pool as a kid.
@UMBChannel2019
@UMBChannel2019 4 ай бұрын
Or an alligator
@Bullshotinbutt
@Bullshotinbutt 4 ай бұрын
Wait? There aren't sharks in the deep end of the pool?! I've been lied to my entire life.
@Call555JackChop
@Call555JackChop 4 ай бұрын
Welcome to “Fuck you its January!” everybody, also isn’t this just that one episode of “Are you afraid of the dark?” With the spirit in the pool killin kids
@JR-kx3jr
@JR-kx3jr 4 ай бұрын
Yeah, but less scary.
4 ай бұрын
ENDLESS TRAAAAAASH
@ot9239
@ot9239 4 ай бұрын
Yes!!! I thought this movie was going to be based on that story. That episode broadcasted on Nickelodeon and it still remains scarier than this lmao.
@NatureXwars
@NatureXwars 4 ай бұрын
The premise in restricting the plot to the pool itself has already made it unbelievable... They could maybe pass it off if the entity reaches a bit farther to be a threat, but if it's this restrictive then the characters could just avoid going near the pool without incident.
@Tadicuslegion78
@Tadicuslegion78 4 ай бұрын
swap it out from pool and home to like a cabin on a massive lake surrounded by miles of wetlands/waterways where the monster can go
@slayernominee1743
@slayernominee1743 4 ай бұрын
​​@@Tadicuslegion78 This comment shows restraint...which some don't know. There was a d/c-list movie called "Ghost Shark"...oof, it's exactly what you're picturing and it could appear anywhere there was water. That's right anywhere...ocean, a pool, sprinklers, out of a GOD DAMN water hose and my favorite when it just rained and came down from the sky. The quality of some movies coming out, no wonder Jeremy is bringing out the liquor. Cinema is officialy on life support.
@viktormuerte
@viktormuerte 4 ай бұрын
I haven't seen the movie or the short, but the pool being constructed over a sacred burial ground or a portal to another dimension can explain the premise.
@shawklan27
@shawklan27 4 ай бұрын
​@@slayernominee1743 right? I can't believe premises like this are even being greenlighted
@harmonlanager2670
@harmonlanager2670 4 ай бұрын
@@slayernominee1743No offense but I don’t understand how every bad movie nowadays always illicits doomsaying about the death of cinema like 2022-2023 wasn’t full of bangers if you looked for them. It’s not like the late 2000’s where basically every movie was godawful. If cinema could survive the grimdark darkness of the grimdark 2000’s, it’ll be fine now
@PhilipMcCrotch
@PhilipMcCrotch 4 ай бұрын
This sounds like a movie I made up when I was playing alone in my backyard pool when I was in middle school
@awesomeproductions7755
@awesomeproductions7755 4 ай бұрын
At this point, I'm not gonna be shocked if Jeremy just ends up being done with cinema *_AS A WHOLE_* after this year.
@somerandolad
@somerandolad 4 ай бұрын
I'll be sad when that day comes, but I'd understand.
@gargrayson51824
@gargrayson51824 4 ай бұрын
It broke my heart to see Jeremy's love of Star Wars slowly die because of Disney Star Wars. He was so excited to see the teaser trailer for Force Awakens only to be done with Star Wars a few years later 😞
@awesomeproductions7755
@awesomeproductions7755 4 ай бұрын
I can already tell he's finished with Marvel too. Seriously, I bet you anything he'll *_HATE_* Deadpool 3. Guilt by association.
@tysihenkel9219
@tysihenkel9219 4 ай бұрын
Because of a crappy January horror movie?
@factualopinion4275
@factualopinion4275 4 ай бұрын
​@@tysihenkel9219😂op just be saying anything
@TheAsuraeva
@TheAsuraeva 4 ай бұрын
Wasn't going to watch this anyway, but as a cat owner: Thank you, Jeremy.
@cable7152
@cable7152 4 ай бұрын
Apparently, some people die in this, I hope you're not a people person. Lol
@willfisher9758
@willfisher9758 4 ай бұрын
@@cable7152are any cat people? 😂 Saying this as a cat person
@cable7152
@cable7152 4 ай бұрын
@willfisher9758 I too am a cat person, but I never met a cat people
@zillauniverse7208
@zillauniverse7208 4 ай бұрын
Megan was definitely a surprise last January, I expected to suck but I actually ended up enjoying it.
@hakjob9847
@hakjob9847 4 ай бұрын
Now that's a good january horror film
@mexicanadian0846
@mexicanadian0846 4 ай бұрын
I wish I enjoyed Megan. I was actually quite bored throughout the entire thing. I rink the only enjoyment I got was when the other robot got called in at the end. 👎👎
@DavidLLambertmobile
@DavidLLambertmobile 4 ай бұрын
It had a flaws. The main cast Asian CEO exec was BAD! Like got cast off Craigslist Gigs bad! Megan did have a few + CGI scenes. Scares.
@zillauniverse7208
@zillauniverse7208 4 ай бұрын
@@neonthunderbird 4:49
@dabzmiggsss9463
@dabzmiggsss9463 4 ай бұрын
I think Megan was worse than this
@DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose
@DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose 4 ай бұрын
The promos gave me so many "Hey M3GAN was a surprise hit to start off 2023, surely this will be too!" vibes, but it's imperative to remember that such memorable January successes come far and few between, in no way is it automatic. 👏🌊 And yet, Night Swim tried too damn hard at it anyway. 🤷‍♀
@austindolan7182
@austindolan7182 4 ай бұрын
it's from crapshoot studios where whatever they put out could be good, could be total garbage.
@cable7152
@cable7152 4 ай бұрын
IMO the trailers were ass wrapped in a shit sandwich.
@flataffect
@flataffect 4 ай бұрын
The closed eyes in the pool part was hilarious Jeremy!
@wayne3078
@wayne3078 4 ай бұрын
Open your fucking eyes…. Had me howling 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Jonathan_Collins
@Jonathan_Collins 4 ай бұрын
I didn't need "Night Swim" to be afraid of the pool... it was "Final Destination 4" that did it for me lol.
@Subject_Keter
@Subject_Keter 4 ай бұрын
Thanks for reminding me 😮 🤢
@RavenHouseMystery
@RavenHouseMystery 4 ай бұрын
Thanks for the review, Jeremy. The short film is well done and it's easy to see how that would be the first scene in a horror film. Sounds like the remainder of the film though didn't work and that's unfortunate. Seems to be a common theme these days, good premise, but poorly executed. As for good horror films that got released in January, here are some of my favorites: The Relic (1997), Deep Rising (1998), Cloverfield (2008), My Bloody Valentine (2009), Season Of The Witch (2011), Split (2017), and Underwater (2020). Not all classics, but fun nonetheless.
@WH250398
@WH250398 4 ай бұрын
"Let's not get in the pool and drive home" Roll credits
@michaelgonzales609
@michaelgonzales609 4 ай бұрын
As a teenager I had an idea "similar" to this where instead of an entity it was a shark in a pool at a hotel.
@tristanhartup4936
@tristanhartup4936 4 ай бұрын
I would've done a creature from the black lagoon type thing
@paulw858
@paulw858 4 ай бұрын
Regarding the cat, I was really sad, but the way it's done I think it's actually not a stretch to come up with a headcanon that the cat was able to escape and just got freaked out and never came back. They didn't show him get grabbed or anything, and he didn't make sounds of anguish (thankfully... I'm actually really scared when I hear sounds like that because I always wonder how they achieved them). And the monster uses things that are still around to lure the people in... So... Yeah. That made me feel a bit better, even though I'm sure it's not the intention.
@sarahserenity3872
@sarahserenity3872 2 ай бұрын
Thank you for this 🩵
@staratlas7778
@staratlas7778 4 ай бұрын
“Just open your damn eyes!” 😂
@KitsuneRokaku
@KitsuneRokaku 4 ай бұрын
To quote Red Letter Media: "F**k You! It's January!"
@RedFrog_191
@RedFrog_191 4 ай бұрын
I remember seeing the first trailer for this and being freaked out. Then they started to push the film out more and more and by the final trailer it was pretty obvious what was going to happen
@firstlast9846
@firstlast9846 4 ай бұрын
*Why did I think the premise was* : It’s a horror movie where a couple buy a new house and discover that their pool has a shark in it 🤦🏽‍♂️ I need sleep.
@sterling7
@sterling7 4 ай бұрын
There are probably ways you could make a haunted swimming pool scary. But if it's one family's pool, rather than a pool in a public setting...? It's hard to be that impressed with a ghost, or any horror monster, that could be completely foiled with four traffic cones and maybe some "caution" tape.
@Krisbcream1
@Krisbcream1 4 ай бұрын
The gray with Liam Neeson has got to be one of my favorite January movies of all time
@cr-pol
@cr-pol 4 ай бұрын
haven't watched the video yet but Jeremy looks absolutely thrilled in the thumbnail. Wasn't this movie in his "most anticipated" list? 🙂
@shockmesane4158
@shockmesane4158 4 ай бұрын
The movie studios sending their given up for dead releases to January is its own real life horror movie.
@erick0116
@erick0116 4 ай бұрын
Lmao I worked on this film and when I saw they were releasing it in Jan I already knew the studio didnt have faith. It was still a fun experience though.
@thats_suber
@thats_suber 4 ай бұрын
I actually enjoyed it very much!
@brianmoney410
@brianmoney410 4 ай бұрын
Is it great, no. Was it enjoyable enough, yes. Would watch this again before Talk to Me, that's for sure.
@erick0116
@erick0116 4 ай бұрын
@@brianmoney410 lol I actually liked Talk to me. But yeah I just got home from watching it and I thought it was fine. Would've definitely benefitted if it was released around Halloween instead.
@brianmoney410
@brianmoney410 4 ай бұрын
@@erick0116 Glad you had a reasonable experience as well. The reason I mentioned Talk to Me is because the amount of ridiculous over-hyping it got was not justified. It wasn't terrible, but I had really high expectations based on everything I heard, and just didn't find it enjoyable. I genuinely disliked all the characters except the brother (and his possession scene was definitely the highlight for me) and didn't find it to be an enjoyable watch. I know I'm in the minority with that opinion, so like to throw that out there once in a while. Hoping for some outperforms in '24. Maybe the Smile sequel will do it again.
@abaofifsz
@abaofifsz 4 ай бұрын
Lmao no. That is prime A game time for horror. As op said this was clearly given a bad spot because it was poor
@AllThingsFilm1
@AllThingsFilm1 4 ай бұрын
I was going to see Night Swim this weekend. But, now....maybe not? Last weekend I did see "Poor Things", which is now one of my favorite films in decades. To me it is one of the most original films I've seen in years. I can't really describe it, except to say that it's a horror film that's delivered with a whacky, twisted, dark and adult sense of humor. You just have to see it for yourself. If you do, I hope you enjoy it as much as I did. I plan on buying the BluRay - if it ever comes out - or buying it online as a keeper. Subscribed.
@FanSeitz
@FanSeitz 4 ай бұрын
4 days into the year and I can guarantee this will be on Jeremy's worst of 2024 list.
@landonweldy5468
@landonweldy5468 4 ай бұрын
Jeremy just want you to know you are the only reviewer I consistently agree with and therefore trust. Keep it up
@justinemelife1646
@justinemelife1646 4 ай бұрын
Night swim was honestly one of the best comedies I’ve seen in a while.
@GDaddyKool80
@GDaddyKool80 4 ай бұрын
Glad I watched your review of this movie. I was actually planning on seeing it tonight or tomorrow. I'll probably still check it out when it hit streaming in a couple months.
@darianstarfrog
@darianstarfrog 4 ай бұрын
Best choice
@giotorres9848
@giotorres9848 4 ай бұрын
go watch it solid movie literally just left the theatre dont listen to jeremy
@cvogt12345678
@cvogt12345678 4 ай бұрын
@@giotorres9848yeah I’m not gonna lie, I actually really enjoyed myself in the theater. Thought the entity itself was crafted really well and quite haunting. It was a pleasant surprise. Fun popcorn movie.
@user-x7dc2pq7n
@user-x7dc2pq7n 4 ай бұрын
@@giotorres9848then why does it have a 5/10 on IMDb?
@erick0116
@erick0116 4 ай бұрын
Film is subjective so if you had an interest in it before you should still check it out. I went it with low expectations and thought it was pretty good.
@garygray3834
@garygray3834 4 ай бұрын
Dude am such a fan of your reviews rock on for 2024 my friend 👍👍👍
@fernandozayas21
@fernandozayas21 4 ай бұрын
Killer Review! You crushed it again Jeremy 😜
@jennifere.pergola598
@jennifere.pergola598 4 ай бұрын
I don't plan on seeing the feature film, but thanks to Jeremy for recommending the 2014 short film - I watched it now and it was very well-done (the last shot was great after all that build-up).
@SavedByZero
@SavedByZero 4 ай бұрын
You know when the pool technician and real estate agent are the highlight characters of a movie that it must be engrossing. 😬
@PabEsco77
@PabEsco77 4 ай бұрын
I like saving time & money - for this reason I watch this mans reviews. Keep up the good work 👏
@ToddsDiscGolf
@ToddsDiscGolf 4 ай бұрын
Love you, J man! Happy new year
@josephtafur
@josephtafur 4 ай бұрын
January Movies Very good reminder for me to save my bucks for the better releases coming out later in the year
@BuffAmogus
@BuffAmogus 4 ай бұрын
What a genuinely good premise for a horror movie like the anxiety you can portray on screen of someone drowning/struggling underwater can be so palpable and adrenaline pumping but instead they decided to make a *January* movie lmao
@JonahHenrickson
@JonahHenrickson 4 ай бұрын
Funny story, when I went to see Five Nights at Freddy’s in theaters, the trailer for Night Swim was playing and when that girl in the film said “Marco”, I shouted “POLO!!!” and the audience had bust up laughing including myself. 😂😆😂😆😂
@Oliver.Verdant
@Oliver.Verdant 4 ай бұрын
I'm a pool technician, this feels like a movie trying to capitalize off of people who own pools or work on them. This is a premise that works as a 5-10 minute horror short.
@klaykid117
@klaykid117 4 ай бұрын
Did the girl playing Marco Polo needed a line where she's like "Why can't I open my eyes?" And maybe she's trying to swim out of the pool, but we either see that she's going nowhere despite swimming or that the pool is all of a sudden infinite. Or if they really wanted to be clever, we see it as a top down perspective and zoomed in enough that we see her swimming and the tiles under her moving as she's screaming that she can't open her eyes and the audience realizes that she definitely should have reached the end of the pool by now
@guromenst4416
@guromenst4416 4 ай бұрын
Sorry but that requires effort and creativity :(
@NiPeMiRecenziiFilme
@NiPeMiRecenziiFilme 4 ай бұрын
Well, that would be much better, but that means the writers would need to make an effort to actual think. This looks like an AI script.
@sarahserenity3872
@sarahserenity3872 2 ай бұрын
Good ideas!
@SgtFCFox
@SgtFCFox 4 ай бұрын
From the makers of a completely different scary movie from last January
@jacobleistra2752
@jacobleistra2752 4 ай бұрын
How to defeat the haunted swimming pool: Drain it.
@joshuah9109
@joshuah9109 4 ай бұрын
They showed that scene in the trailer and I thought the same exact thing: "open you're damn eyes and leave the pool!!"
@LivingFire_BurningFlame
@LivingFire_BurningFlame 4 ай бұрын
For those who aren't aware, this is based from one of the episodes from the rare horror kids anthology show, Are you afraid of the dark. It was a brilliant and terrifying episode to watch.
@DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose
@DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose 4 ай бұрын
Oh sh*t, if that's so, then I am both surprised and not to hear of their relation. (Didn't watch AYAOTD growing up, but I've become pretty familiar with it by this point. Thank you, Pushing Up Roses).
@graham5990
@graham5990 4 ай бұрын
Must have not seen that episode because as a kid snick at night was a staple every friday night would have friends over or id be over at a friends house and we would watch global guts, legends of the hidden temple, salute your shorts, and are you afraid of the dark (crazy to think Ryan Gosling was in that) but man I miss those days, and some of the short stories in that show were truly terrifying.
@lainiwakura1776
@lainiwakura1776 4 ай бұрын
Jeremy said it's based on a short, pay attention. The only similarity to the Are You Afraid of the Dark? episode is a pool monster.
@TypeLproductions
@TypeLproductions 4 ай бұрын
No it’s not, this movie night swim is based off the short film also called night swim. Who would’ve thought
@Skeletal33
@Skeletal33 4 ай бұрын
That is **incorrect**. This is based on the same director’s short film from a few years ago.
@chance_ondriezek99
@chance_ondriezek99 4 ай бұрын
Horror film released in January, you say? If the past has taught me anything, it’s to avoid that like the plague
@somerandolad
@somerandolad 4 ай бұрын
The movie is like Jaws, except the shark never shows up.
@LalakiProductions
@LalakiProductions 4 ай бұрын
M3GAN was a diamond in the rough of January movies
@miketrapper0464
@miketrapper0464 4 ай бұрын
Only M3GAN broke the curse
@JDotWill
@JDotWill 4 ай бұрын
It’s a Blumhouse January horror film. With That name! It was destined to be bad 😂
@ZipManGem
@ZipManGem 4 ай бұрын
A great video! Looking forward to seeing your review of A24 films coming out this year. Looks interesting so far!
@Flux799
@Flux799 4 ай бұрын
A24 is being bought by Disney I heard.
@overcomingwithin
@overcomingwithin 4 ай бұрын
Over the past 10 years of watching you, I always anticipate the rating. And when it’s dogshit it never fails to make me laugh 😂
@crow2724
@crow2724 4 ай бұрын
P2 (2007) came out in the UK in January. It's a Christmas horror/ thriller. Please check it out, it's very gripping and well worth a watch especially around the festive season.
@doublecupdreamin
@doublecupdreamin 4 ай бұрын
Glad someone knows about this hidden gem! Super underrated flick
@crow2724
@crow2724 4 ай бұрын
@@doublecupdreamin it really is a hidden gem and it deserves more attention. It's a good Christmas horror. Shame it was dumped in January.
@Brojenko
@Brojenko 4 ай бұрын
When I saw the Marco Polo scene in the trailer I was like surely this is cut together in the trailer and she’s not actually just keeping her eyes closed. Apparently not lol
@TReaperMusic
@TReaperMusic 4 ай бұрын
Dude early in this . Wishing you well bro happy new year
@joshb8496
@joshb8496 4 ай бұрын
Jeremy=best critic
@LalakiProductions
@LalakiProductions 4 ай бұрын
M3GAN was probably the only January horror I’ve actually enjoyed
@Skeletal33
@Skeletal33 4 ай бұрын
The Invisible Man
@eachypinky118
@eachypinky118 4 ай бұрын
​@@Skeletal33one enjoys crappy horror flick another one proceeds to me mention even more crappier horror flick
@megastarwarsrocks99
@megastarwarsrocks99 4 ай бұрын
@@eachypinky118what
@joshw1253
@joshw1253 4 ай бұрын
Happy new year JJ!
@roflo2296
@roflo2296 4 ай бұрын
I saw a more terrifying clip of a baby alligator jumping into a backyard pool while a couple was using it. This movie looked like it had nothing to offer
@DrDolan2000
@DrDolan2000 4 ай бұрын
With short films in mind, do theaters ever put them on? I always felt like they should If it's 30 min or so, it could have a showing every hour. Or you could have more than one feature; take three or more short films and give them a showing It could help indie filmmakers giet that boost they need to make it in the business and it might be better for everybody's attention span
@grim_2000
@grim_2000 4 ай бұрын
Random shorts - no. There's usually a showing of Oscar-nominated shorts a week or two before the award-night. Sometimes, they can show a short film, if it has enough clout, like Almodovar's new short film recently was in theaters. But in general - no. That's what YT is for.
@chrishooton5289
@chrishooton5289 4 ай бұрын
I haven't seen this movie. But one of the better horror movies I really liked recently was "No one will save you". I'd love to see Jeremy review it.
@jonbonjour4
@jonbonjour4 4 ай бұрын
That was a great one!!
@reeda1746
@reeda1746 4 ай бұрын
I remember watching the trailer in the cinema and the Marco Polo scene.. my sister and I were just like.. "Just open your damn eyes sis!". Thought that maybe in the actual movie it would feel less dumb but now I know it doesn't. It is amazing that people actually thoughr that was scary
@Ricky_Bobby2314
@Ricky_Bobby2314 4 ай бұрын
I can hear my daughter telling me " Dad! What is this crap, I'm gone" lol
@AHazyNebula
@AHazyNebula 4 ай бұрын
I saw When Evil Lurks, an absolutely insane horror movie. Set in Argentina about demon possession, mainly about a guy who tries to make decisions to keep his family safe... But bad shit happens the entire time. Very shocking, very grotesque, but damn if your mouth doesn't absolutely DROP open for certain scenes... Then maybe you need to be checked out 😅😂. Recommended purely for the shock value, but overall, the movie was pretty good.
@grim_2000
@grim_2000 4 ай бұрын
True, it's worth checking out. Stuckmann had a review of it
@Hilversumborn
@Hilversumborn 4 ай бұрын
I admire Jeremy for still trying to see positive things in every 💩movie.
@meechibell9602
@meechibell9602 4 ай бұрын
I'm thinking maybe blame Spielberg for inspiring some writer with the terrifying pool scene in Poltergeist. ;) When I saw the trailer for the first time it made me think of that GEICO commercial that pokes fun at the dumb things people do in horror movies such as girl freaking out in pool playing Marco Polo that doesn't think to just open her eyes. LOL
@LIKEMIKE593
@LIKEMIKE593 4 ай бұрын
Looked like from the one trailer I saw, Poltergeist with some Amityville Horror (the Reynolds one). Plays on "evil" but they're sending a warning spirits, while the fathers possessed / influenced by the killer, etc. Seemed predictable but could've been a fun time if executed better. To the January banishment it goes
@ethanbignell398
@ethanbignell398 4 ай бұрын
How’s it been less than 30 seconds and you already got 10 likes ? 😂 Always look forward to your reviews keep it up Jeremy 👍🏻
@xRamZx
@xRamZx 4 ай бұрын
....because you're not the only one who gets notifications?
@darianstarfrog
@darianstarfrog 4 ай бұрын
The world has 6 billion people!? Most with internet?
@everythingisawesome2903
@everythingisawesome2903 4 ай бұрын
​@@darianstarfrogMore than 8 billion now.
@RabbiSteve
@RabbiSteve 4 ай бұрын
Thank you Jeremy for providing a public service and doing it with humor.
@BrianSmithNow
@BrianSmithNow 4 ай бұрын
"The Relic" has grown on me over the years. Enjoyed the book. Could barely see the movie in the theater, but I like a good dumb monster movie.
@ForrestRanger
@ForrestRanger 4 ай бұрын
We have to tune in to the first review of the year!
@BIGCEE94
@BIGCEE94 4 ай бұрын
Yup, I guarantee this was one of those Blumhouse cash grab releases in January. Speaking of which I went and seen the horror movie called Founders Day for Regal Monday Movie Mystery and it’s was stupid and god awful.
@rubeng370
@rubeng370 4 ай бұрын
Eh. I'll just rewatch Poor Things 😅
@Romo69
@Romo69 4 ай бұрын
January is always the worst month to see a movie. It’s like everything needs to be dark and depressing just because it’s dark and depressing outside
@dirtekinte7995
@dirtekinte7995 4 ай бұрын
Jeremy, you should give "Mayhem!" a watch this weekend! It comes out on Prime and will be in select theaters. Made by the same dude who did Gangs of London.
@welovedeathcore69
@welovedeathcore69 4 ай бұрын
Who ever directed this movie needs to be fired from doing horror movies. I can make a better horror movie......I want mi money back!
@thememeslinger7506
@thememeslinger7506 4 ай бұрын
Welp....guess Mthreegan didnt break the curse hard enough
@DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose
@DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose 4 ай бұрын
Ah good, I'm not the only one who was getting "let's lead off the unexpected success of M3GAN" vibes.
@duaneullery2133
@duaneullery2133 4 ай бұрын
Hands down the best January horror film I've seen to date is the excellent 2009 remake My Bloody Valentine 3-D. That movie surprised the hell out of me in all the best ways. I'm a huge fan of the 1981 original, so I was surprised to discover I enjoyed the remake just as much. They released it on January 16th, 2009. I'm pretty sure that was to avoid competing with the then impending release of the Friday the 13th reboot.
@travisrutters4198
@travisrutters4198 4 ай бұрын
I love when Jeremy's thumbnail pic says it all
@politefan8141
@politefan8141 4 ай бұрын
Spoilers I thought the cat dying serves the purpose of the son experiencing loss which is what makes him a target. The random kid nearly drowning as the son watches reflects the sons desire to bond with his father and feeling resentful because he can’t bond with his dad over baseball. He finally snaps out of it. The movie has a good message in the end. I’m honestly at a loss why people are so offended. A movie doesn’t have to try hard to be decent. Sometimes a movie like this can act as a palette cleanser after watching so many art house films that are automatically given a pass.
@abaofifsz
@abaofifsz 4 ай бұрын
No one is “offended” and not everyone likes art house films. You assuming people are pretentious is more pretentious. A movie should try to be good. If it is clear no one is teying then it is just ancash grab
@joshuastandlee3455
@joshuastandlee3455 4 ай бұрын
Padding the runtime and ripping scenes off from better movies is what PG-13 supernatural Horror films do. It's hard to make an effective one when you're limited with how much violence you can show, so I often wonder why people even try anymore. 1408 and Drag Me To Hell are two of the few examples I can think of that kept me entertained throughout.
@supersizesenpai
@supersizesenpai 4 ай бұрын
This is one of those movies that was built on someone coming up with the name first. 🤣🤣
@verkpunk
@verkpunk 4 ай бұрын
Infinity Pool was one of my favorites last year.
@helterskelter7958
@helterskelter7958 4 ай бұрын
I feel like I've commented this before, but I would totally watch long formed content of yours like video essays or a podcast
@rachelanderson4509
@rachelanderson4509 4 ай бұрын
You described it perfectly. I struggled to stay engaged but it was bad enough I kept watching waiting for it to get better 😂
@DaDestroyer1986
@DaDestroyer1986 4 ай бұрын
“Founders Day” was surprisingly enjoyable. Saw it Monday. Comes out the 19th.
@teetee74122
@teetee74122 4 ай бұрын
The marco polo scene in the trailer told me all that i needed to know about this movie
@the_finalboy
@the_finalboy 4 ай бұрын
I got an ad for nightswim on this LMAOOO
@jackkatz8604
@jackkatz8604 4 ай бұрын
I'm so happy to see January hasn't changed
@luckyDancer100
@luckyDancer100 4 ай бұрын
The trailer for this reminded me of that Are You Afraid of the Dark episode where the school pool was haunted.
@joechill6327
@joechill6327 4 ай бұрын
Marco Polo's villain reveal was fantastic, never saw it coming.
@Simbabweman
@Simbabweman 4 ай бұрын
The Marco Polo scene was the whole trailer I saw in the cinema multiple times. I couldn't believe the stupidity of not opening her eyes for the sake of horror haha
@jonsmith7320
@jonsmith7320 4 ай бұрын
Dude...do a review on society of the snow,best thing I've seen in a while
@punkyreggaeparty8786
@punkyreggaeparty8786 4 ай бұрын
NOW the year can start. If Jeremy has a top 10 snooze list this year, this will end up on it.
@JidionisthebiggestMenace
@JidionisthebiggestMenace 4 ай бұрын
Great review bro
@moxiemaxie3543
@moxiemaxie3543 4 ай бұрын
Reminded me of a GooseBumps/Are You Afraid of the Dark segment
@allanhall1156
@allanhall1156 4 ай бұрын
When the entity’s lore was explained, I immediately pointed out a plot hole, lol. Can’t fault the actors in this one, but can easily fault the writers. Editing is a good tip for better writing.
@meghanmisaliar
@meghanmisaliar Ай бұрын
Which plot hole?
@allanhall1156
@allanhall1156 Ай бұрын
@@meghanmisaliar The lore explained in the movie is that the entity required a sacrifice. It was not explained what kind of sacrifice. The entity killed the family cat. The sacrifice has been made. Targeting the family is pointless.
@rileymachelle4088
@rileymachelle4088 4 ай бұрын
That Marco Polo scene literally sounds like an SNL skit
@garydarnell3117
@garydarnell3117 4 ай бұрын
Makes you appreciate something like Total Recall which is based on a very short story, just a few pages and they don't go to mars or pretty much anything that happens in the movie. They just took the premise of implanted memories and wrote a movie based on that. Big difference is they had talented writers.
@GeahkBurchill
@GeahkBurchill 4 ай бұрын
It’s my favorite KZfaq holiday!! “Fuck You, It’s January!!”
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