Everyone is here Editor: Jack Clishem @JackClishem x.com/jackclishem Originally Streamed November 27th 2023 Main Channel / jerma985 Twitch Stream: / jerma985
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@bigtimeronnie7 ай бұрын
12:10 "He's got a weapon" during that chaotic string of events fucking KILLS me. The guy's just standing there but Jerma's so paranoid that he thinks that lootbug is going to beat him to death with a blunt object. Incredible.
@SwizzleDrizzl7 ай бұрын
me and my sister were fucking dying laughing over that part in particular
@VenoMantis7 ай бұрын
they gotta update the game to let hoard bugs beat the shit outta you with items
@bajscast7 ай бұрын
Police officer andy
@geemcspankinson7 ай бұрын
lel@@bajscast
@dylanmonstrum15386 ай бұрын
That was fantastic, all this bad shit going on around him and he points it out like "is if this wasn't bad enough, he's got a weapon!"
@hyun64907 ай бұрын
caught the stream live and watching Jerma walk into the same dead end 17 times in a row was so frustratingly funny to watch. I genuinely couldn’t tell if it was a bit or not lolol
@grit17 ай бұрын
It is not a bit, he is just terrible at directions. Look at the Nightmare of the Consumer stream where he gets lost in a grocery store repeatedly - one of the easiest to navigate spaces of all time.
@bpop21487 ай бұрын
Haha yeah, he walks to a dead end, says “ah, dead end..”, turns around and walks into someone going to the dead end he was just at, and follows suit!
@Sakx47 ай бұрын
Does he have ADHD? I vaguely remember it being mentioned before but I don’t know if that’s confirmed. My spatial awareness is just as bad and I have ADHD lol
@BukiFox7 ай бұрын
he's senile lmfao
@Hujyn1007 ай бұрын
Pretty sure I do that in this game too
@Hummingbird_hub7 ай бұрын
12:00 I can't believe this moment is real. The scene, the voices, it's all like a cartoon
@TheLunarMan7 ай бұрын
Literal Scooby-Doo chase
@sopha9857 ай бұрын
WHATS THIS OOZE?!
@lars62617 ай бұрын
that moment, all the way until his death, was fucking golden. Even the little bit leading up to it was great
@Vulioll7 ай бұрын
It's so Scooby Doo omg
@Vooblebooble7 ай бұрын
That whole part genuinely feels like those "not quite scary enough to be a nightmare, but more intense than your average dream" dreams
@DarleneVoidDragoncat7 ай бұрын
2:52 I love this part so much “You know when you go to a haunted house. And-“ 🕷️
@mildlymarvelous7 ай бұрын
I love how the others specifically said “Don’t go that way, there’s a spider” and Jerma was just off in his own little world
@childhoodfriendsalwayswin7 ай бұрын
GIANT ENEMY SPIDER
@ron133.7 ай бұрын
nyuu nyuu
@dylanmonstrum15386 ай бұрын
YES, that was the best part... that and all of 12:00
@allosaurustime4 күн бұрын
DEUHHHH
@Aburaishi7 ай бұрын
17:38 Someone tell Corvax he absolutely MUST make an animation where Jerma invades someone's home and this dialogue plays while he searches for the sole survivor who's hiding under a bed
@cgqn43987 ай бұрын
👁 👁
@jayc68947 ай бұрын
i can imagine the pov with just his bloody shows being visible from under the bed
@slovakthrowback37387 ай бұрын
holy shit lmao, with that context it's great
@nostalgia_junkie6 ай бұрын
FETTY WAP ‼️
@jaeydec91635 ай бұрын
ay im like hey whats up hello
@putincena73767 ай бұрын
I like how confused he was that he had a heart beat at 6:00. It's almost like he is a lifeless lich that spreads his influence through necromancy and internet memes.
@averagebandicamuser69597 ай бұрын
Jermancer
@snowdevil0027 ай бұрын
no, he's like the lifeless lich who grew a heart by the spirit of christmas
@averagebandicamuser69597 ай бұрын
grinchmancer
@huddled_up7 ай бұрын
"fall. you are alone, chat. there is only -2 for you and only rats for your people. you are sus, chat. but i am beyond suspicion. i am the man."
@felix56p7 ай бұрын
and how ross just thinks he's saying "I'm scared"
@mysticfellow98437 ай бұрын
12:00 is so fucking funny. The fact that the spider and the hoarding bug look at him and he's like "oh shit, he has a weapon" as he holds a piece of scrap.
@polarfarina27267 ай бұрын
15:03 this moment where Jerma goes from panicking from being attacked to "you think the giant guy eats the giant pumpkins?" is so funny
@ron133.7 ай бұрын
honestly hes asking the real questions how else would they survive
@tetriminol12786 ай бұрын
@@ron133.eating the employees
@dylanmonstrum15386 ай бұрын
@@tetriminol1278How often are people coming to this part of this abandoned moon that the giants have evolved for their diet to be workers? Nah, punkin. Big punken.
@tetriminol12786 ай бұрын
@@dylanmonstrum1538 fair point
@justanotherspookyskeleton9 күн бұрын
@@dylanmonstrum1538 Big strong alien men can have a couple employees as a treat, but only if they eat their giant pumpkins at dinner time.
@JonzaGoodGuy7 ай бұрын
17:35 psychopathic killer discovers he killed his entire crew in a fit of blind rage and proceeds to maniacally laugh about it
@slovakthrowback37387 ай бұрын
OH MY GOD
@Glowskel7 ай бұрын
28:21 Jerma tryna do some random ass bit and getting smothered by that bug mid-sentence killed me lmao
@gen-zboomer7 ай бұрын
the NUN
@JDyo0017 ай бұрын
pokes perspective to that is insanely funny
@Glowskel7 ай бұрын
@@gen-zboomerSEE YOU NEXT FRIDAY…👀👻
@Glowskel7 ай бұрын
@@JDyo001Fr he was in the perfect position to catch it all 💀
@Micahpeo7 ай бұрын
Jerma's habit of talking to a wall in multiplayer games and moving his head as if he's talking to someone in-game when he's really just talking to himself is my favorite thing ever
@thekennek5 ай бұрын
Cannot agree more
@bbluva207 ай бұрын
I love how jerma does basically nothing the whole time, no picking up items, just watching and dying the entire session.
@madjack17487 ай бұрын
just like real life :p
@Nick-kd6pk6 ай бұрын
22:16 "You guys good?" he says to 2 monsters in the distance, before one comes to greet him in person
@Fresh_Knight7 ай бұрын
40:42 is such a beautiful example of the bystander effect in action
@chuckbatmangaming5 ай бұрын
Honestly might be their worst failure ever. Wtf were they doing?
@anonbobanon73207 ай бұрын
12:00 - 12:44 was just a string of moments that literally had me in tears, i cant believe it
@donovanjoseph7377 ай бұрын
The way he goes past his strangled, incomprehensibly mumbling teammate going “oh goddammit!” before moving on is literally one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen in a game.
@ganii18047 ай бұрын
the funniest part is despite encountering 4 different monsters, it was the easiest one that got to him
@loadescape18907 ай бұрын
im currently in tears from the same section yes
@AMan-xz7tx6 ай бұрын
jerma looking at the most harmless monster in the room: "He's got a weapon!"
@cadoized6 ай бұрын
category 5 looney toons event
@El-Burrito7 ай бұрын
49:37 I love that quote "Why did I am the one that got caught!"
@thinnairr7 ай бұрын
"You're too slow!"🦔✌️
@julius-ceasar7 ай бұрын
i am become caught, eatee of giants
@kell_07417 ай бұрын
10:57 This sequence of events is so funny. The fart, the stange blob, the spider chasing sneeg like a scooby doo episode, then the little bug holding the axel as if it it was jermas and he was caught stealing it, only for the spider to creep up behind it, comedically pause to stare, then chase jerma as he hits a dea end and dies to the ooze. All while people are screaming and dying one by one in the background.
@michaelr81897 ай бұрын
I had to figure out whether the fart was an edit or not for a moment there. Reminded me of those random farts Jerma used to sneak into his videos lol
@boxcarz7 ай бұрын
48:18 The way the ragdolls stretch from explosions in this game is so perfectly cartoony, I love it.
@thebargoblin32267 ай бұрын
so goddamn animated, and how you only see him fly from off screen is the icing.
@madjack17487 ай бұрын
I love it when scary or serious games have goofy mechanics like that. Makes me miss the ragdoll flinging from DS1
@hakermanreal6 ай бұрын
It reminds me of the horrible roblox ragdolls if they get flinged fast enough
@TheSilly64035 ай бұрын
@@madjack1748exactly what I was thinking of, I remember being both disgusted and laughing at the giant blighttown bugs getting stuck inside of me while fighting for my life
@putincena73767 ай бұрын
The fuckin cartoon chase at 12:00 and his stuttering after seeing the monster at 13:34 makes me think legitimately think that Jerma is a Loony Tunes character.
@Mushboom377 ай бұрын
4:07 this PSYCHOPATH is excited when his friend dies, realizes only based on everyone elses reaction, that he should be sad and fakes sadness. truly terrifying.
@-cyndaquil7 ай бұрын
11:19 you can tell by his mouse movement that he totally got spooked by the fart sound effect
@Rushi4867 ай бұрын
29:02 i first saw this clutch from ster's perspective, and later went to jerma stream to check it out and it was amazing how jerma was convincing everyone to trust in him, shame the cheers at the end got edited out
@putincena73767 ай бұрын
They're Twitch's best bromance
@arantxapardue23757 ай бұрын
actually crazy he pulled it off
@James-nu6rq7 ай бұрын
...I didnt catch the stream, do you remember when that happened in the vod?
@Rushi4867 ай бұрын
@@James-nu6rq kzfaq.info/get/bejne/m7xxe9OI3bXRo4E.htmlsi=lHh1zYHBH_ZYSpBO&t=5817 this is ster's pov, it should start at 1:36:55, i recommend watching it first its a realy intense clutch and jerma's pov does not do it justice. Stop when everyone respawns and switch to kzfaq.info/get/bejne/bKx3oKthlpuUfY0.htmlsi=5xAOgtdZXmjX7Zlo&t=5640 for jerma's pov whitch should start at 1:34:00
@D3w687 ай бұрын
@@James-nu6rq kzfaq.info/get/bejne/rN6lgNJe1L2laaM.html (not the VOD, but two birds one stone with the POVs). Begins around 50:45, after Jerma is slain. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/m7xxe9OI3bXRo4E.html 1:35:45 - Ster's POV (Cuz I find the "I'm annunciating my voice incredibly well" part very funny) kzfaq.info/get/bejne/bKx3oKthlpuUfY0.html 1:32:00 - Jerma's POV
@imBailout7 ай бұрын
1:21 Jerma’s tangent was cut off here because he did not stop talking about the eternal presence of Walmart until around 10 minutes later.
@redsona30107 ай бұрын
2:50 haunted house 12:00 scooby doo spider 12:13 he’s got a weapon 23:45 youre gonna get us killed man singing in the fucking hallway CHILL OUT 27:05 clint eastwood 49:15 in unison turn
@Hummingbird_hub7 ай бұрын
25:08 who is this guy talking to 28:21 see you next friday, on the nun
@canucklehead92507 ай бұрын
25:51 Vinny sings the song of his people
@homermakes7 ай бұрын
"clint eastwood" had me crying
@rfacproductions65527 ай бұрын
11:45 Homer fukin dies.
@AMan-xz7tx6 ай бұрын
23:45 poke goes from offering ranboo coke to flirting to "YOU'RE GONNA GET US KILLED MAN" while ranboo is still trying to get the one joke out is fucking hilarious
@Hummingbird_hub7 ай бұрын
3:54 just Vinny casually crossing the hallway with a bug on his head
@pickolascage5037 ай бұрын
11:58 It's like a scene straight out of Scooby-Doo lmao
@BaneOfZane7 ай бұрын
I was thinking the exact same thing.
@James-tj7qg7 ай бұрын
48:30 the way it went silent after the growl i'm dying
@Princess_Jessie34147 ай бұрын
I love the points in multiplayer games where jerma is so used to talking to chat he just looks psychotic as he talks to walls
@music-sweetmusic47457 ай бұрын
48:22 the SMEAR FRAMES on the ragdoll!
@Xzeihoranth7 ай бұрын
No such thing as safety in numbers where streamers are concerned. It's just a cavalcade of clowns. Particularly when Jerry and Sterry are involved.
@ghostpants82137 ай бұрын
That's a crazy word, god damn
@eurobeataddict1037 ай бұрын
why did it rhyme so good lol
@simonlutgens7 ай бұрын
@@eurobeataddict103please tell me what part of that sentence rhymed
@eurobeataddict1036 ай бұрын
everything@@simonlutgens
@drewbabe7 ай бұрын
Vinny saying "this is my worst social nightmare" when everyone was cornering and pointing at him was so relatable
@pressurechief7 ай бұрын
30:27 jerma and vinny both singing dont speak is really neat
@solharv78177 ай бұрын
Someone in Etalyx’s chat called this The Ten Stooges. This was a fucking clown car stream.
@MyNameHere1017 ай бұрын
9:18 This whole bit was extremely underrated.
@schmuckle91746 ай бұрын
him hitting his head on that pipe and falling onto the mine was the most looney toons shit ive ever seen, jerma is literally divinely inspired
@tarutrit5 ай бұрын
35:56 personal timestamp
@boi55997 ай бұрын
22:10 bro thought the coil head was a player lmaoooo i love jerma
@goosiegoose20057 ай бұрын
27:09 "is that the gorillaz??" had me dead
@507764CAT7 ай бұрын
Watching the gang walk past the deflated and mangled corpse of a minion at 32:09 has filled me with an indescribable sense of joy
@danzargy7 ай бұрын
2:55 How does he do it? His comedic timing is literally unparalleled.
@dylanmonstrum15386 ай бұрын
It's unnaturally amazing with timing
@jacobmcginnis70927 ай бұрын
Every six months I get reminded that Jerma exists because he comes up in my feed. I'm so glad to see him again.
@chrisvisser-fee26317 ай бұрын
I like that, just when he's saying you can't tell people apart by their mario voices, you can hear Vinny's luigi and it's familiar enough that it's immediately recognisable.
@LettuceGoblin7 ай бұрын
2:55 "You know when you go to a haunted house, and-" *Screaming and running ensues* The fucking timing was perfect there holy shit
@tonyc.43927 ай бұрын
49:29 - When you have three skittles left and red>green
@jontyhugh10807 ай бұрын
Jerma's love of poke is so adorable
@frostedsnow76347 ай бұрын
48:18 has to be the funniest thing ive seen all month
@Hummingbird_hub7 ай бұрын
Half life scientist death scream
@ghosthuntermike25927 ай бұрын
The stretch of the ragdoll really helps.
@aren67 ай бұрын
30:20 wish the clip didn't cut there, I wanted to see ster win it and everyone's reaction
@sharpiefumes7 ай бұрын
I love that the ster solo escape clip was included, it was my personal highlight of the entire stream
@FRDUNCRN7 ай бұрын
my favorite part of the stream was the "is that the gorillaz?" joke at 27:05
@firothemighty82367 ай бұрын
It's really a shame Vinny's singing got cut out
@Darkfreed0m7 ай бұрын
LIFE IS PAIN
@Hummingbird_hub7 ай бұрын
I HATE
@ImaPizzaK6 ай бұрын
that's great
@Vexcenot4 ай бұрын
He knows what a banister is but it took him so long to figure out the coil head
@knightogourd7 ай бұрын
12:01 pure comedy
@DoroExtra7 ай бұрын
38:14 family guy death pose
@stealthrubber107 ай бұрын
13:34 AAH ah ah AHHHA AHh d HAHA... i hope i got the point across. so good.
@moggle47817 ай бұрын
11:18 - 11:30 “who did that?” panning to the silliest looking mf
@succulentcod7 ай бұрын
sneegs "hey man whats goin on" with the bug on his head gets me so fucking bad
@tarutrit6 ай бұрын
oh goddamn it. oh goddamn it
@SilverInferno37 ай бұрын
This was a pretty hectic stream, but a lot of them were also great additions to the team (Ross especially), and I'd love to see them revisit the Team vs Team thing they did. Maybe someday someone could mod in a system where two ships land on the same planet so you can actually compete with each other?
@Xarenth7 ай бұрын
would be neat game has a seed system - id imagine someone could make a system where you can load a specific seed and people could compete. no super fancy framework needed
@emberson4047 ай бұрын
Jerma, Ranboo, and Sneeg interacting is not something I thought I would see in my lifetime but boy am I glad it happened
@michaelkramer18217 ай бұрын
I'm sad the video wasn't actually titled "A Bunch of Goofies Talk About Soup For a Few Minutes"
@arantxapardue23757 ай бұрын
awww Ster at 14:00 ( ˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵ ) so sweet
@Nextia_4 ай бұрын
and then jerma immediately throws him under the bus afterwards 😂
@ComtrollerReviews7 ай бұрын
Jerma makes this game look like a scooby doo episode
@tonyc.43927 ай бұрын
2:52 - MFW I go to a haunted house
@plammery7 ай бұрын
13:57 Genuine MEAN and EVIL moment
@mirhan17697 ай бұрын
i love watching germany play video games!
@dylanmonstrum15386 ай бұрын
Hall of costs :(
@BababooeyGooey7 ай бұрын
Whoever does that shrill screaming is like a blend of DBZA Krillin, Francis from L4D, and Homer Simpson.
@Aercoh7 ай бұрын
this anime has WAY too many main characters in it
@sat.chid.ananda7 ай бұрын
12:02 this is a literal cartoon at this point
@odile2odette7 ай бұрын
love that airhorn sfx that DEFINITELY doesn’t sound like an edited moan
@TheSanndwichh7 ай бұрын
Bruh. That felt like the elephant in the room for so long lol. I kept hearing it on people’s streams and thinking “is anyone gonna mention that?” And for so long nobody would
@echo.12097 ай бұрын
When?
@fridgefreezer95297 ай бұрын
It's not, people can manipulate everything.
@dylanmonstrum15386 ай бұрын
YES! I've thought this too!
@Cybertruck20227 ай бұрын
Jerma being the minion is strangely fitting
@JasonTheOneAndOnly7 ай бұрын
When they all go into the buildings it just sounds like the circus has arrived.
@randomsimpson3 ай бұрын
13:00 The "silly bitch" followed by glass shattering just got me crying laughing. Demoralize your enemies!
@samman97385 ай бұрын
“Why am I the one that got caught!?” *stands there like a deer in headlights*
@largeproblem4 ай бұрын
That span of everyone getting on Ster for leaving early all the way to them cheering on his escape is why I love when Jerma plays with this particular group.
@Lobotomite2477 ай бұрын
My favorite part is where he cut out where ster stood up for himself when helping jerma out with giving him a bolt to come to the ship like a warrior who claimed land but by pulling out a hair dryer shaming jerma into a 20 minutes silence
@Poopman213777 ай бұрын
i love that there are 10 people and they still got a problem with meeting the qouta
@DandyOh7 ай бұрын
I really love Poke as an addition to this group lmao. When did he start playing with Jerma and the boys? Or do they go way back? I haven't been keeping up with my Jerma lore.
@DandyOh7 ай бұрын
And Ross!!??? When the hell did Ross start playing with them? This is great
@ghostpants82137 ай бұрын
I think Poke started playing with him when they were doing Dark and Darker streams, that's when he first entered my sphere of awareness lol
@KimiOmega7 ай бұрын
Vinny and Ross have played a lot of games together. @@DandyOh
@SwissSauce7 ай бұрын
ster gaming his way back onto the ship after everyone else died made me pump my fists in the air
@dylanmonstrum15386 ай бұрын
That was actually genuinely fantastic
@ags54097 ай бұрын
god poke and connor are so funny
@huntergman83387 ай бұрын
"never making another tf2 video ever again?" "Byeah"
@Newtid7 ай бұрын
the mario and luigi bit had me grinning like an idiot the whole time 10/10, would wahoo again
@Grahamster007 ай бұрын
Someone should edit the scooby doo music as the entourage runs by as 12:00 that shit was comical
@cmw77917 ай бұрын
“You know how you go to a haunted house, and- DYUUUUH!”
@lcslndmt7 ай бұрын
28:21 - that timing was perfect, lmao
@sn0wblake7 ай бұрын
2:58 THE GIANT ENEMY SPIDER
@ra_strawberry6 ай бұрын
30:30 gosh vinny’s voice is so good
@SenorBobII7 ай бұрын
9:14 giving some pikmin vibes
@manwithlongnose28106 ай бұрын
"Your dreams have meaning!" my dreams: 12:00
@Hardtocarry6 ай бұрын
Jerma saying, "Let's have a party in the abandoned fucking warehouse bro!" made me think of a game, like this, but the goal is for everyone to set up a fucking awesome party in fucked up locations and there's shit. Basically just this. This but party time. You get it
@thesyndrome436 ай бұрын
13:34 I fucking died at the "EH, UH, OH, UH, OH, UH!" bit, that's the most perfect encapsulation of panic overriding reason. He needs to leave because the monster is right there, but people walk in completely oblivious to the danger and he WANTS to warn them, but his brain is just shutting down from panic so he just makes incomplete noises and then runs out of the door 🤣
@DeoNone697 ай бұрын
Jerma was ZONKED this stream, my man couldn't understand anything and NEVER LISTENED to anyone(while constantly speaking to himself). The retirement just kicked in😢
@dylanmonstrum15386 ай бұрын
Dementia is so sad :(
@Nix-Man7 ай бұрын
10:32-12:32 is like the perfect 2minute horror film
@proxz78786 ай бұрын
This was one of the best Jerma streams in years. Holy my chest hurts
@jeshegames7 ай бұрын
That Engineer's tier 1 sentry got a squad wipe.
@Shmared7 ай бұрын
I love that he didn't realize it was a coil head running back and forth.
@tomocat74127 ай бұрын
The stream with the most overwhelming amount of voices at all time, but fun to watch as usual
@BroudbrunMusicMerge6 ай бұрын
The yellow-highlighted songs in compilation commercials are the millennial version of "I only know the drop from TikTok"
@mcstabb19807 ай бұрын
That ending, loved it
@allien.7777 ай бұрын
how tf you already seen the ending and context when the vid was posted 1 minute ago 💀
@bannedfor30daysonfacebook417 ай бұрын
Best ending yet
@froxcom7 ай бұрын
@@allien.777it was live streamed
@redmist66307 ай бұрын
super funny, almost makes you forget the skibidy toilet reference he made earlier
@RealGairos7 ай бұрын
22:15 Did he just mistake the coil-head for another player? Does he not comprehend the difference between a malevolent automaton and a living, thinking human being?