could you imagine coming back home after hiring this guy to see your home not at all fixed and to see him doing lizard impressions in the kitchen

"there could be a 20 year old man and a 40 year old man in this chat rn" jerma you're the 40 year old man in chat rn

3:25 “Grow up” states the Jerma985 chatter

This video helped me empty my bowels. Thanks Jeremy.

It's ONE banana, Jeremy. How much could it cost? Ten coins?

25:32 "Smurfs are Andys" I really hope Jerma gets caught wearing a blue shirt and glasses this year so someone can call him Brainy Smurf.

"Smurfs are Andy's" I hope Jeremy someday gets the help he needs.

the classic house flipper. its like hes still with us, he shoud have paid those 10 coins for the banana

13:08 I think Jerma’s plan for his grand kids is less like saw, and more like knives out

17:30 Wait till Jerma finds out about community service, he'll be gobsmacked that he can clean and pick up trash in real life

I like how Jerma closes the outside doors behind himself in the middle of the job. Not necessary, no benefit, adds unnecessary steps, but it's damn good etiquette

Bros lizard impression goes crazy

I was with Jerma on the no curtain shower thing when I was younger so one time I tried taking it down and promptly got the whole bathroom soaked Wasn't till then I realized it's main job is to prevent water from splashing everywhere

14:46 he did this a little too well.

13:40 he said!!! HE SAID IT

This is genuinely one of the funnies videos jerma has ever made. I hope his grandchildren will continue to release his backlog of videos. If i remember right this was streamed back in 2020. Was a real shame when he had that wizard cast a spell on him that slowly turned him into a rat. I reckon I can see some of the symptoms of it start to show up in this video 14:46 truly tragic

28:00 Jerma985 says that he’s going to speedrun someone’s ass. He’s trying to cover his tracks just like how he is cleaning the house. That’s why… he likes this game and can’t play anything else. He has experience doing this. Remember that…

Jerma sounds so happy whenever streaming house flipper and the games he actually wants to play. Love that for him

we got a real lizard andy over here

29:25 sounds like a math teacher giving their students examples of what it means to have quantity “tens” or “scores” of something.

Jerma fighting against becoming public domain 😂😂

Jerma you are genuinely a smart person and I love you

I watched this video while using a theragun. Couldn't hear a thing, but the bumblefucking camera movements was all the entertainment I needed. Thanks Jerma.

23:47 made me actually laugh out loud

Love this guy jerema

22:35 when he says this I get an image of him shaking with rage while pointing his finger at you, "NO, YOU'RE THE ASSHOLE"

he’s such a creature

27:06 Another W for us Craigs

I watched the movie Leo BECAUSE he kinda sounds like one of the 3 voices jerma knows how to do

I wonder if he said gas more in this stream than they did in the saw movies.

cant wait for the next big jerma special event! oOoOh its so WONDERFUL to be a JERMAMITE

jerma daydreaming about pair-bonding the 40 year olds and 20 year olds in chat

This is real jerma hours

im so bejoyed at the return of Gyas

Throughout the whole video Soulja Boy was being played in my head, wasn't listening to a word Jeremy was saying half the time, it was a lot of fun!

House flipper andy

"When you pick up that paper underneath that treasure map... the GYAS bill will be under it. It hasn't been paid in 9 years. Good luck."

3:43 for Jerma's AYA.

Never too old to enjoy something.

once i was blackout drunk and ate like 30 pizza rolls fresh out the microwave

29:27 holy shit he's just read every chatters mind and got their personal info, dude if this doesnt prove he's a malicious shapeshifting extraterrestrial i dont know what will

finally, we are back with some tried and true banger house flipper streams

I don't even play or watch house flipper but watching Jerma play it is so entertaining for no reason

"Jerma while eating a pizza roll pulls out id" 60 btw

Jerma pizza roll based. You should try them air fried by the way they're so good

4:24 jerma… the glass part doesn’t go against a wall

I had this on in the background and wondered why I suddenly wanted pizza puffs as I kept hearing “pizza rolls” forgetting I was being brainwashed by Zerma

Oh to be a large reptile owned by Jerma… He’d feed me the raw flesh of his victims, how considerate ❤

jerma's definitely been-there-done-that after a few too many drinks lmao

watching house clipper from jerma is one of my three main videos i love to listen to when i go to sleep

Why does chat consider eating pizza rolls like eating baby food?

jerma gets carded for pizza rolls to make sure he's young enough to eat them.

I like the implication that a mafia member would just sit down randomly before killing you. Like imagine getting mugged by a mafioso, he pulls out a flip up chair, sits down then gets back up and then just guts you

Arthritic Andy

i turned this video on as soon as i sat down from taking my pizza rolls out of the microwave and reached the temperture grace period at around 8 mins in

If every stream from now on was House Flipper, I would be a happy man

what a freak

Detective jermba

Man jerma is so cool, he made my entire future much better.

I could totally see Jerma as a man in his 60's with a giant monitor lizard that he treats like his first-born son.

To add to Jerma's story, he seems to have forgotten why the owners tried to sell the house to you. This must've been just the final straw of a very long struggle of the owner(s) trying to figure out their life. They hired the cheapest and most dubious contractors they could find because they couldn't think straight, completely breaking down when the party they thought would salvage it all ends in chaos. Maybe the person who bled was the husband, who ended up dying from it, so there was no other choice but to sell the house they had just bought, in the hopes that they could forget everything that has transpired.

old geezer andy

Jerma just going “FORTYFORTYFORTYFORTYTWENTYSIXTYSIXTY” is so fucking funny to me

House flipper is great

This made me shit myself

Oh god Jerma is the Bostonian Adam Sandler

Jerma’s perception of the age range of his chat is so fucking psychotic and hilarious

what if the man from red faction Guerrilla came in with a sledge hammer....

14:46 a new note has been added to your journal

Pizza rolls the new oatmeal.

i love you jerma

early jerma clip comments are always so good

Just picturing the movie Reservoir Dogs but they are all named Mr. Andy

i luv jerma

construction andy

Happy belated birthday MilkyGorilla Sr. :]

1:48 He is right 100% yt short and reels makes you go crazy.

We were THIS close to a Goncharov reference with The Icepick

10:58, When he talks about mafia titles he says “WE modernized a little.” Is Jerma in the Mob?

13:37 39 clues andy

"this is a pee mirror, I don't like that" *Proceeds to make it a poop mirror*

this thumbnail is insane

bro i had to miss this stream i would have died thats my name

Phsychotic streamer grows own hand to harass lizards.

0:23 this is gonna be a banger holt sh*t

"Franky the Chair, because when he sits down and when he stands up, you know you're f*ckin' DEAD!"

"I've completely abandoned Twitter" based

I knew Leo sounded like Mr Sneakman!

Oh hey it's that one movie that was good

Jeremy Andy

His eye fuckin hurts now. Thanks.

5:04 literally that one bit from Glee or whatever

he's so grandpa coded fr

"One does not simply watch Jerma and stay sane." -Boromir

Jerma awards when? :D

Lloyd Lizard Landy

It's like he's still here 😥

Jerma is the alligator man from Atlanta.

if jerma was in the mafia he would be the sus guy :)

i would love to see this guy play Rain World