Jim Cornette on Jon Moxley's Wrestling School Seminar

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Жыл бұрын

From Episode 297 of the Jim Cornette's Drive Thru
Artwork by Travis Heckel!
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@Teddy42O Жыл бұрын

Jim Cornette should show up to Moxley's seminar just to roast him 😂😂😂

@movementencouragedfitness5945 Жыл бұрын

He would never show up to be around the type of people that would be there lol

@NLaBar Жыл бұрын

The problem with that is Corny would have to leave the Castle, enter public & interact with humans outside of Stacy and Brian.

@wilcee238 Жыл бұрын

@LeeeOhh-gr3gn Whatever you say lady.

@n0smada Жыл бұрын

I'd much prefer Brian Last to be in the crowd and reactively impersonate Moxley after he says something

@SSJ2Phenom Жыл бұрын

@@LeeeOhh-gr3gn 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Says the people who are perpetual victims 🤣🤣😂🤣😂

@xxy8198 Жыл бұрын

“The stork that delivered moxley was later arrested for carrying dope” im dying what a way to start my day 😂😂😂

@SefniAsheforr Жыл бұрын

I believe the full name of the school is "Jon Moxley's Institute of No Selling, Bad Punches, and Crowd Brawling."

@wilcee238 Жыл бұрын

You forgot blading on camera. That’s the most important part!

@SefniAsheforr Жыл бұрын

@@wilcee238 That's part of the final exam, you get gifted a razor blade to use for the first time.

@wilcee238 Жыл бұрын

🤣

@titosantana8236 Жыл бұрын

He only does it when he gets slammed head first on broken glass or barbed wire. Like Hogan in the 80s, but more badass

@SefniAsheforr Жыл бұрын

@@titosantana8236 Moxley and badass should never be used in the same sentence.

@anxofernandez3344 Жыл бұрын

Brian's impressions of Moxley are hilarious.

@blinkth3dog Жыл бұрын

id pay to see a standup of him imitiating wrstlers

@JohnKobaRuddy Жыл бұрын

"they're bad ass"

@harryallsopp9136 Жыл бұрын

@@blinkth3dog make it a sketch show. "Welcome to my fucking seminar. Here i will make you all badasses. Yeah. Gonna be more blood than a horror movie... scariest, bloodiest horror movie you've ever seen, like Rocky IV... fuck yeah" Cut to a bunch of 12 year olds furiosly taking notes

@spiffdarko Жыл бұрын

@@JohnKobaRuddy”they’re dope too” 😂

@poppaklopp Жыл бұрын

"step 2, BLOOOOOD"

@JS-im6uu Жыл бұрын

Brian Last as Moxley, cracks me up everytime…Yeah!

@timtimly6085 Жыл бұрын

Badass!!! Lol

@RichardRietdijk Жыл бұрын

“…Rocky V!”

@kidvillain188 Жыл бұрын

Blood!!!!

@krystynfunk4201 Жыл бұрын

I don't get it. He doesn't sound anything like him. Isn't funny at all to me, but I'm glad you like it.

@tysontomko Жыл бұрын

I can't stand Brian but f me if his Mox doesn't crack me up every time too hahaha

@e-rockrap2142 Жыл бұрын

They need to do a mock interview with moxley. Jim interviews him but it's Brian last doing the voice 😂

@blazingbolts Жыл бұрын

I've been asking for that as well 😂

@isitoveryet9525 Жыл бұрын

That would be amazing lmao They need to make this happen ASAP

@georgemaranville3305 Жыл бұрын

That would make an amazing 605 segment with Scott Cornish as JR.

@heroyaldog Жыл бұрын

this seems like something better suited for Brian's 605 podcast although I admit it would probably be funny regardless

@RagnarokB Жыл бұрын

Hell, if Brian were bored and had enough free time, he could do his own mock interview of Hannibal interviewing Moxley. Bonus points if Seth "The Nanny" "Franklin" Rollins shows up 🤣

@stephendover1018 Жыл бұрын

The more I watch Moxley the more I understand why wwe monitored Ambrose behavior when he was there

@captain-brickhead8317 Жыл бұрын

Moxley’s opening line to his students is going to be a batman quote: “Tell me, do you bleed? You will.”

@WarGhoulKharas Жыл бұрын

"Do you bleed? I will."

@nickhughes8179 Жыл бұрын

How dare you make me bleed my own blood!!! I make you make me bleed my own blood... Like Rocky 4, with thumbtacks..., and it'll be fuckin dope!!

@juicyfruit6311 Жыл бұрын

"Martha.........."

@panchunathadhikary8089 Жыл бұрын

@@juicyfruit6311 why did you say that name.... _Bleeds_

@tristanludlam6794 Жыл бұрын

we now need a Moxley omibus, full of Brians personations

@maceomaceo11 Жыл бұрын

Yeah

@avg_audience8370 Жыл бұрын

Moxley during his seminar: "Grab a blade then pass the rest around"

@wilcee238 Жыл бұрын

😂 Take a bow!

@Ty-dp7iv Жыл бұрын

Yes always make sure the camera is pointed at you, and lay face up before you do it

@DavidRagan3134 Жыл бұрын

Moxley: "It'll be just like Rocky 3. Yeahhhh!"

@ThatDoesntWorkForMeBrother Жыл бұрын

😂😂

@claybaxter3202 Жыл бұрын

Hahaha hell yes!

@Kratosx23 Жыл бұрын

“The stork that delivered Moxley was later arrested for carrying dope.” Oh god, I’m wheezing. 😂😂😂

@jdspreest Жыл бұрын

Kind of like the time he said that Laurentiis’ (Johnny Ace’s) mother slapped the stork that delivered him lmfao

@deadrockmusic Жыл бұрын

And the rendition by Travis left me completely for dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@akamiguelsanchez9985 Жыл бұрын

Jon Moxley running a wrestling seminar is like Ted Bundy running a dating seminar

@wilcee238 Жыл бұрын

Or Al Bundy running a financial seminar

@MR_T__94 Жыл бұрын

That wrestling school is Sammy Callahans wrestling school in Dayton lol

@jdspreest Жыл бұрын

Or Jeffrey Dahmer teaching a human anatomy class

@meciocio Жыл бұрын

@@wilcee238or King Kong Bundy running a fitness seminar

@GavinFromAutoglassRepair Жыл бұрын

Or John Cooper holding “get rich quick” seminar 😂

@garycampbell2491 Жыл бұрын

Brian’s impression of plumber is great 😂 also love his “thanks guy’s” impression of Mark Khan! 😂😂😂

@McGomezAddams Жыл бұрын

$60 to watch Rocky III with blood in your eyes

@fwef7445 Жыл бұрын

'only 20 spots available' that still less spots than a typical AEW match

@aaronossont39 Жыл бұрын

The Jon Moxley wrestling school is located right next to the Yokozuna weight loss center.

@nickhughes8179 Жыл бұрын

And the Vince Russo school of long term booking

@Bo_Knows_Tecmo Жыл бұрын

First lesson: How to bleed within first three minutes of the match. Why…because it is f’ing badass.

@undertakernumberone1 Жыл бұрын

"Jon Moxley Wrestling School Seminar - The most in-depth look at blading you'll ever find."

@brandonjones8059 Жыл бұрын

How to Blade: 101

@carloscjr23 Жыл бұрын

Lesson 1: do it where the camera can see completely doing it

@SSJ2Phenom Жыл бұрын

Brian in Mox voice: "We're gonna watch some tapes guys; so sit down. Have you ever seen Rocky 3?" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 I swear I almost choked to death from laughing too hard. Brilliant!!!!!

@blazingbolts Жыл бұрын

We need an omnibus of this 😂

@basickben Жыл бұрын

I'd LOVE to see Jim Corn go on one more run in the WWE, even if its just for a few months. I mean I know he is all good and contempt, but man, that level of shakeup with managers, especially while Paul Heyman is still on the pay roll as well, THIS would be historically sooooo much FUN!

@CRidahz Жыл бұрын

Cornette stable vs Heyman stable would work

@Saddler1944 Жыл бұрын

@@CRidahz Does the angle climax with Cornette vs Heyman Tuxedo 2: Electric boogaloo?

@anxofernandez3344 Жыл бұрын

I want to see Jim and Paul Heyman cutting promos on each other. That'd be must see TV.

@basickben Жыл бұрын

This would all work out on an epic scale, possibly the best heat clash of managers since the Hulkamania Era!

@gotobed7441 Жыл бұрын

I'm honestly shocked he's not working in AEW in some capacity, imagine him booking Collision

@RecruiterJJ Жыл бұрын

Jon Moxley doing a wreslting seminar is like Hogan doing a selflessness seminar. Or Tony doing a seminar on trains of thoughts. Like being the fastest 1 legged racer at a donkey show. Its gonna be slow, painful, and by the end of it shits gonna be VERY uncomfortable.

@JohnKobaRuddy Жыл бұрын

Imagine a Dave Meltzer Seminar on trains of thought!!! Holy smokes.

@allnightslash-o-rama2308 Жыл бұрын

I could listen to Brian impersonate Moxley all day. I THINK ITS DOPE!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@brandonizaguirre2963 Жыл бұрын

The fact that the poster advertising the plumber doing a wrestling seminar had the word 'experience' misspelled is kinda symbolic in a way

@diongordon8839 Жыл бұрын

Moxley opening up a wrestling school is like Chris Jericho giving singing lessons

@gatesofwrestling Жыл бұрын

“Remember to trade chops and bleed guys” in Brian’s Mox voice

@NLaBar Жыл бұрын

Unfortunately, Brian’s “1st step: lockup, 2nd step: blood!” Mox-ism was incorrect , as “lockup” isn’t even the first step. That’s usually “throw some ultra-fake punches & hope the production guy in the truck will cut on every one like Kevin Dunn always did”

@totallybored5526 Жыл бұрын

Isn’t moxley’s steps to wrestling 1) get blade 2) turn to the camera 3) start blading

@neilbiggs1353 Жыл бұрын

@@totallybored5526 I'd have gone with: 1 - Find a money mark 2 - Bleed 3 - Profit

@tonyruby4467 Жыл бұрын

Don't forget take the match out of the ring.

@anointed6386 Жыл бұрын

1) Throw opponent out of the ring in the first 15 seconds 2) "Brawl" around the outside for at least 50% of the match with strikes that are nowhere close to connecting (Be Badass) 3) Look for a reason to bleed 4) Blade in front of the camera 5) SELL NOTHING 6) Win the match with a halfhearted double underhook ddt that is sometimes a suplex instead 7) Grab sharp object, and stab the loser in the head 8) Say you ate the guy's bones, drank his blood, and fucked his mom 9) Leave the ring with "Wild Thing" being sung by fans that are supposed to not want to cheer for you

@nickhughes8179 Жыл бұрын

You got 8/9. You’re supposed to say that you drank the guy’s bones and ate his blood

@williamthomas5215 Жыл бұрын

Someone in the cult must be a part time or semi-pro wrestler. Please god go to this seminar and send a full report back to Jim.

@eldiablo3794 Жыл бұрын

front me 60 bucks and Ill go

@Cam-zv1jq Жыл бұрын

Im going

@mmabuff101 Жыл бұрын

@@Cam-zv1jqplease report

@theecharmingbilly Жыл бұрын

Let us know how it goes Cam. 👍

@YNFJay-Silva Жыл бұрын

Moxley: “This is the most important thing about this wrestling business” *pulls out blade*

@iiEchoUK Жыл бұрын

'Right class, take a blade and pass it on'

@ChrisG667 Жыл бұрын

“Alright, we watch Japanese Death Matches, Rocky 3, blade, and beat up Brian Dennehy’s grandkids. 60 bucks”

@Azathoth100 Жыл бұрын

Brian Last doing his John Moxley voice is one of the best things ever...

@XombieLejon66 Жыл бұрын

Mox's lessons: 1. Bleed in *every fucking match* 2. Have most of the match happen outside the ring 3. Armpit fart elbow exchange is a must

@mr._muji Жыл бұрын

First lesson: How to blade Second lesson: How to no sell Third lesson: How to make a non-sober promo Final lesson: How to not be a professional wrestler

@RealGilbertGan Жыл бұрын

Additional curriculum: How to become a Bank-Addicted Drug Robber 😂😂😂

@jdspreest Жыл бұрын

Lesson One is actually how to find a side or back entrance Lesson Two is how to walk like a fucken moron to the ring Then take it from there…

@GavinFromAutoglassRepair Жыл бұрын

⁠@@jdspreestlesson three : learn how to throw a bottle of water and some unsuspecting crowd members head

@apuppynamedoz Жыл бұрын

Lesson 4: punches - and why landing them doesn't matter, especially in front of a camera

@wilcee238 Жыл бұрын

I bet that the people in the front row of the Moxley seminar, will have to wear a poncho or plastic tarp like a Gallagher show when he blades. “You want to see me slice this fruit?!”

@pendafen7405 Жыл бұрын

Hazmat more like, we don't know where he's been

@yuorbuddy Жыл бұрын

I read the title and immediately started laughing. Now I'll listen to it and probably die from laughter.

@timesink8947 Жыл бұрын

Brian committing fully to whatever he's doing from 2:00 to 2:45 🤣 🤣 "Like a frog" 😂

@dewforpolitics Жыл бұрын

Brian’s Moxley impressions are gold 😂😂😂 “Rocky 5. Yeah!”

@noelatcheson4174 Жыл бұрын

Brian Last's impression of Moxley is absolutely superb. I'm glad it seems to crack Cornette up as much as it cracks me up. "we go right to action. step one - lock-up. step two - blllooooooooooooooddddddddddd"

@justtguilherme Жыл бұрын

We need a Brian's impressions of Moxley omnibus

@16dwreck Жыл бұрын

Brian Last as Jon Moxley omnibus needs to be a thing.

@jorgebarrera2165 Жыл бұрын

I wanna hear Brian’s Moxley have a conversation with Jim’s Ernie Ladd

@24magiccarrot Жыл бұрын

I've not even pressed play yet, but when I saw this on facebook I couldn't wait to hear Jim's take on this. I already know this is going to be gold.

@brandonalexander6881 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂 I didn't expect Jon moxley to drop by the podcast. Brian lass you do the best moxley impressions, you guys get me through the day.

@theophrastusbombastus1359 Жыл бұрын

I like that name better than his real one 😂

@washingtonrichards958 Жыл бұрын

Somebody needs to go to this and tell us about it

@GodotOfficial Жыл бұрын

Moxley running a wrestling seminar is like Vince McMahon running a se*ual assault awareness course

@HereBeRabbit Жыл бұрын

First of all let me just say the artwork of the Vlasic Stork is unbelievably brilliant... Second of all, Brian's imitation of Jon "Action Hero" Moxley is unbelievably brilliant....and third, how can someone make a Double Arm DDT look so unbelievably bad?...

@travisheckel3788 Жыл бұрын

I actually based it on the stork from the old looney tunes. 😁

@MrDrokkul Жыл бұрын

@@travisheckel3788 With the hat sideways no less so obviously the stork after he's had a few celebratory drinks like in the cartoon. Who else would deliver Moxley except a drunk stork, lol!

@jdspreest Жыл бұрын

@@travisheckel3788what’s hilarious is that the stork is supposed to be Corny hahahaha 😂

@OmegaRedFan Жыл бұрын

@@travisheckel3788 you're bitter

@OmegaRedFan Жыл бұрын

@@travisheckel3788 trash

@misterelom Жыл бұрын

Jon Moxley holding a wrestling seminar is like Homer Simpson hosting a Mensa meeting.

@theom79 Жыл бұрын

This is going to be the best wrestling school since Warrior University.

@conspiracyx8916 Жыл бұрын

I think my favorite Corny Drive Tru episodes are the ones where Cornette is shitting all over Plumber Moxley 😆

@patrickwilliams6143 Жыл бұрын

They are the best episodes of the Experiance!

@Tompeteux Жыл бұрын

So… all of them? 🤣

@chico1680 Жыл бұрын

Jim: Lets dissect this. Brian: (as Moxley) Like a frog. The Omnibus of Last making fun of Moxley at the end of the year is going to be great

@DateTwoRelate Жыл бұрын

Using the WCCW theme for their sell at the end of this clip NEVER gets old. Immediately afterward you're waiting for a match with The Missing Link. And then THREE MORE matches with The Missing Link.

@Squeakypickles619 Жыл бұрын

Just picturing him pacing back n forth shrugging his shoulders back one at a time while sounding anxious and teaching the students how to bleed right lol

@WillS724 Жыл бұрын

I think we're reading this all wrong. This is the students going there to ACTUALLY teach moxley to wrestle

@mmabuff101 Жыл бұрын

HAHAHA, genius

@alexschofield944 Жыл бұрын

Brian’s Mox impressions are superb 😂

@dustinbasham393 Жыл бұрын

I would give anything for some audio/video from this "seminar." "Alright class, we're gonna go over some fucking God damn fucking dope ass fucking barbed wire shit!"

@josephdemers5601 Жыл бұрын

I love Brian’s voice he does of Moxley. “Ya that’s dope.” We will teach them how to bleeeeed… Ya!

@theredzombie5283 Жыл бұрын

I can feel Brian fist bumping anytime Mox is in the news cause he can crack Cornette with that impression

@barley96 Жыл бұрын

Jim and Brian needs to send an operative to see what the hell Moxley is teaching.

@TheManOfTheHourEveryHour Жыл бұрын

Step 1. Lock up Step 2. BLUUUUUUUUUUD I fucking died 😭😭😭😭

@jasonjimerson7046 Жыл бұрын

Brian really loves pretending to be Moxley in these bits... and they get funnier every time he does it.

@lillagahnavich7700 Жыл бұрын

at this point an Omnibus is coming lol

@blazingbolts Жыл бұрын

I'm at the gym and I lost it when he said that'll be 60 bucks 😂

@HeywoodReacts Жыл бұрын

I'm in fucking tears😂 Brian is comedy gold "Dope.. like a frog" 😂😂

@jasonjimerson7046 Жыл бұрын

@@lillagahnavich7700 I hope so!

@gpro_1982 Жыл бұрын

@@lillagahnavich7700 I hope not, I’ll bust my rib.

@MustangAce36Kills Жыл бұрын

One of my favorite responses to this was, "Thanks. I already know how to cut myself." XD

@fayezfawzi3255 Жыл бұрын

He made it "only 20 spots" because that is the only way for him to have a chance of selling it out.

@TheManOfTheHourEveryHour Жыл бұрын

They'll probably still need Tony to paper it and resell on Vivid Seats to recoup

@NoonMountain Жыл бұрын

I know Moxley has done a bunch of stuff at Sami Callihan's wrestling school

@wilcee238 Жыл бұрын

That’s as shocking as finding out that Victor Von Doom is a bad guy.

@boxingfan6766 Жыл бұрын

That inbred has a wrestling school???

@steviep76 Жыл бұрын

I’ve downloaded this so I can listen at any time, any place.

@Neonpiss187 Жыл бұрын

I laughed just at the title But the impressions from last and sarcasm from corny hits to well

@richardremick1639 Жыл бұрын

Moxley needs wrestling classes

@wdred Жыл бұрын

Brian's Moxley is a highlight! "Like a frog"

@MichaelSmith-fq6hz Жыл бұрын

I’ll sign up as soon as I finish my singing lessons from Yoko Ono.

@pendafen7405 Жыл бұрын

unironically Yoko is actually more an artist than John ever was or could hope to be. she just wasn't pop or mainstream and Beatles marks couldn't deal with that

@Wandering_Nowhere Жыл бұрын

Turns out Reigns is the only one from the original Shield that has a full functioning brain.

@pnut2552 Жыл бұрын

Brian's "Moxley" impression had me fucking rolling bro!!😂😂😂

@The_Black_Market Жыл бұрын

Welcome to Jon 'Plumber' Moxley's Badass Wrestling School here at the world renowned Piledriver Institute of Technology. Lesson one: flat back bumps on dirty hypodermic needles!

@TD1021- Жыл бұрын

Brian as moxley is fucken incredible 😂😂😂😂😂

@Brando-Lee3725 Жыл бұрын

What kills me is that I actually have seen Mox wrestle when he wants to ! When he first left WWE for NJPW he wore trunks and boots and had pretty good matches . For a few months . Then ........we get this side of him .

@hoscoepcoltrane Жыл бұрын

Completely agree. New Japan Moxley was cool. Been Completely downhill since then

@stephenrogers4537 Жыл бұрын

Hello we have a plumber in the parking lot😂😂😂

@MarkGardiner1976 Жыл бұрын

I'd happily fly to the US with $60 to attend Sloth Moxley's event just to laugh at him. Everybody gets a free fork for their forehead on the door. Lol

@chuckcalkins5184 Жыл бұрын

Brian Last impersonation of John Moxley is funny as hell

@user-do2ev2hr7h Жыл бұрын

I thought I was going to give myself an aneurysm from laughing so hard at Brian's Moxley impression.

@ziahamm1603 Жыл бұрын

Any time a video is made discussing Moxley im as happy as a kid on Christmas morning as it means we get to hear Brian do the voice 😆

@lucas57048 Жыл бұрын

At least jim still acknowledges that Moxley can cut a good promo after all this time.

@BobHowler Жыл бұрын

Most wrestling schools will show you how to look like you’re hurting someone, but you’re actually not. Moxley’s will be how to make something look like it doesn’t hurt, but there’s a higher chance of them being injured.

@GavinFromAutoglassRepair Жыл бұрын

We’re gonna get a lot of Eric Kulas cases 😂

@fhb3 10 ай бұрын

2:19 Brian Last's Moxley impression... 🤣🤣

@Ryanonfire03 Жыл бұрын

I’m only 4 seconds in but MAN OH MAN am I hoping for constant back and forth Mox impressions here! 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

@sbz88 Жыл бұрын

I knew this was gonna be great after I saw the title 😂😂. Moxley thinks he's Stu Hart now.

@TheManOfTheHourEveryHour Жыл бұрын

He's Stooge Hart

@bl00dkillz Жыл бұрын

I mean he did marry a Canadian

@JohnKobaRuddy Жыл бұрын

@@bl00dkillz and she's one of the more bland Canadians. And that's saying something.

@kevinbudzinski9576 Жыл бұрын

The thumbnail/artwork for this clip is hilarious! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

@jmannxiiiaaron Жыл бұрын

I die every time Brian says "dope" lol. I love this channel.

@GavinFromAutoglassRepair Жыл бұрын

@@celebrategout1008define your terminology of “cringe” 🤔

@bls8959 Жыл бұрын

@@celebrategout1008 Ya it was funny the first few times now it's just annoying

@DanTheWorkingMan1992 Жыл бұрын

After looking into it, the head trainer of Piledriver Wrestling Academy is Sami Callihan 😂

@convictionnotice1 Жыл бұрын

I need an audio of Last doing a mock seminar as Moxley post haste.

@FraDonaghyMusic Жыл бұрын

You should change the name of the show to the Jim Cornette Experiaance 😂

@Tittymaster Жыл бұрын

That'd be badass. Dope, even.

@jasonthompson9851 Жыл бұрын

I'm trying to eat my lunch and about to choke to death laughing lol

@banntaylor7323 Жыл бұрын

Brian doing the plumber and Tony Khan is always hilarious lol, his Yeaahhh it’s badazz and his soft voice Hi guys is always so good

@WarGhoulKharas Жыл бұрын

1. Bleed. 2. Walk around like you have crabs in your knickers and a coke habit. 3. Yeah. Rocky 5.

@Dan-ni7qv Жыл бұрын

I just hear Chip Chipperson when Moxley speaks. "Fawwwk yeah I'm gonna drink some blood and listen to the devil dvv dvv!"

@HuntsDown Жыл бұрын

Yeh, then I come from the crowd, and then I kick the shit out of everybody, everybody bleeds and I walk off putting both my middle fingers up like a badass, Sort of like Rocky 3.