The Girl Scouts in my town successfully set up shop in a mall near a 24 Hr Fitness. That’s James Bond villain diabolical.

this whole thing so needs to be part of a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode

Corny i swear your everyday life content so much more entertaining than anything else you do. I couldn’t stop laughing. Lock gimmick is priceless.

12 bucks in change for a box of Girl Scout Cookies? No, that sounds about right.

"Unlocker" sounds kind of like a counter to a submission hold.

Any time Jim says " Did I ever tell yew that story?" you know it's gonna be good

From what I understand the gimmick on the keys is called a "fob"

Lol. The unlocker gimmick where you hit the deal and it opens the thing.

I can confirm VA still has those $.25 unmanned tolls. The dumbest most hidden inconvenience ever created

This is so funny the unlocker gimmick 🤣

Jim you remind me of the Scout cookies I used to get 5 or 10 boxes, all Thin Mints we had 4 Girl Scouts on our block!

2009, South Georgia, had a jerk take a full 5 gallon gasoline can off the back of my truck when I went inside the gas station to use the bathroom. Don't let Jim kid you, they will rob you blind in some parts of that state and wont blink an eye. The bad thing is that 5 gallons of gas had about half an inch of water in it too. Thats why it was on the back of my truck. I hadnt had time to siphon the good gas out of the can.

Jim was more pissed at the guy who couldn't use proper change at a toll booth than he was the guy who robbed him and gave him girl scout cookies as an apology.

Girl Scout Cookies is a great marijuana strain

I've never yelled key fob so many times...lol

Sometimes I feel like this is my dad and someone younger than him(but older than me) trying to talk and they need an interpreter that can speak both their languages

“The Unlocker Gimmick” sounds like if Vince McMahon gave a wrestler a locksmith gimmick. “You’re gonna be the.. Unlocker!”

Twice in high school my car was broken into in the school lot. Once, the person broke my window(it was a POS car and the doors were unlocked) they realized there was nothing of value in the car, so they stole my radio and heater control knobs. Another time in a different car, somebody got in and stole my half-full pack of cigarettes and left three tampons, (thankfully not used) in place of them. To this day both situations boggle my mind and cause me to lose sleep.

1:50 the modern key😂😂😂

Considering how much Girl Scout cookies cost now adays it sounds like you were changed correctly

The image in my mind of seeing a box of girl scout cookies in my car that weren't there when I was last in it would give me the twilight zone creeps.

Lol the technical name for the unlocker gimmick is key fob

9:30 "The Mets blah blah"... "Well I really don't care" Laughed way too hard. 😅😅

Sounds like Corny was robbed by a father desperate to get rid of his daughter's last box of Girl Scout cookies.

Jim is too funny! 🤣

Wait a minute. Being a fellow Kentuckian in the Louisville market like him, how the hell does he not know what E-Z Pass is? They built a toll bridge between Louisville and Indiana that uses it. There have been tons and tons of news stories on it, and it gets mentioned all the time because they're working on the singular non-toll bridge in the county so for weeks at a time you had to use the toll bridge to go to work. And they canceled or changed the recipe on the few good cookies they had so I haven't bought one in years.

I like a good Jim Cornette story that’s outside of wrestling.

What Corny didn't know is that girl scout was a huge Rock n' Roll Express fan, but still had to babyface it somehow

Jim, please write a book of "Cornettisms." I'm dying over the unlocker gimmick.

- That’s where the Mets have their farm team. - Yeah, I, uh, I really don’t care.

Ironically, the other "unlocker gimmick" is called a "Slim Jim" lol

Same thing happened to my car it was locked and right outside my house I was the only one home and I go back to my car and someone didn’t take all my change but it looked like someone just went it and grabbed a handful of coins or just a little scoop

Everybody needs an "unlocker gimmick".

Sounds like his car got broken into in Macon. Seeing some of those people there it would not surprise me.

Lmao that scout

The Perpetrator Had those Cookies In Their Front Hoodie Pocket, & as They Were RanSack'n Cornette's Vehicle...The Cookies Fell Out. (Cornette Shoulda Called TheLaw, & Possibly Had TheCookieBox Dusted For Prints.)

I knew this was going to be good & Corny did not disappoint in any way!

Was anybody else waiting for Jim to say he got in the wrong Expedition?

I feel you Jim , If I'm in my car doors are locked at all times same as my house.

How about Jim no-selling Brian’s love of the Mets 🤣🤣

The Virginia Beach expressway 10 cents or a quarter

KEY FOB DAMNIT!!! Last was being a douche here lol

We have ez pass but they still have lanes for cash. The other option they did during covid was letting people go through and use the tag to mail the bill.

Key Fob. It's called a Key Fob 🔑

I remember when I was a kid up here in New York, someone broke into my mother's car and stole a bunch of change she had and a box of rocks I picked up at the park.

What places do they only accept E-ZPass and no physical money?

The gimmick that Jim is talking about is called a Fob or remote. As for the tale gate, it's a lift gate. Black Beauty should have an AI like KITT or KARR

Literally crying right now listening to this........

It's called a key fob.

How are you not gonna press Jim on what "burger towels" are?!

It's a key fob That's on your key chain to for your vehicle

Thin Mints and Samoas/Caramel Delights are worth it.

A lot of shit happens to Jim’s cars🤣🤣🤣

...now I need to see a manager *chirp chirp* a monster heel wrestler.

I lived in Orlando for years and in the late 90,s the 405 or 404 took pennies at the toll machine

B: oh that’s where the Mets had their AAA team! J: yeah I really don’t care LOL

Never heard a key fab be referred to as an unlock gimmick

I wonder what kind of cookies they were

LMFAO Ahh fuck that shit is hilarious

an unlocker gimmick lmao. Love the way Jim use wrestling terms for everything

The unlocker gimmick

Am I the only one picturing Jim getting arrested because he drove through a DUI checkpoint, only rolling down the window to throw a handful of change at the cops then speeding away? Not because he is drunk, mind you, but because he is singularly focused on getting to his destination.

Burgled. You’ve been burgled, Jim.

It’s called a Key Fob Jim 🤣

when he said unlocker gimmick i thought he was talking about a rib or some of wrestler gimmick

Keyfob....he's talking about a keyfob....

Corny got Macho Manned. His door's lock snapped into a Slim Jim.

Robbed by girl scouts. That's different.

Toll Hack. Under the collection bin there is a change return and it's always full. Never pay the toll.

The unlocker gimmick hahahah u mean key fob?

The word is remote

10:30 … this is some of the dry ass comedy I come here for.

What kind of girl scout cookies does Jim not like?

Its called a key fob ffs

#UnlockerGimmick

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

3:23am, listening to 🌽🌽🌽

Hahahaha

This story is so awesome 😂

Jim’s getting ripped off big time with that Coinstar. He’s better off just rolling the pennies.

Key fab 👍

Key fob Jim...lol

Did he have a stroke

I love Jim but why oh why does he use wrestling talk when talking about everyday occurrences? "Unlocker Gimmick"

Hiiiiii ! :)

Jim's whole life is a gimmick

I would be more than happy to hear Cornette recall these life stories. Without touching the mediocre Wrestling in 2022. Hilarious.

Next on the news cornette in a high speed chase for speeding thru toll booths lol