That’s a weird way of spelling medical facility.

The doctor in the thumbnail looks like a cross between Andre the Giant and a young Bruno Sammartino.

Gary Hart in his book said Terry Funk was working his legendary run with Ric Flair in 1989 with an arm infection and he finally had to get Funk go to the hospital when the infection got worse. He refused so Gary threatened to tell his wife and daughters. Funk finally gave in. Turns out it was MRSA.

no talk of hospitals, Mr. Cornette, you have a date with Vince Russos gravestone and your bladder to still make!

I could listen to Mr. Cornette tell stories for an eternity.

Went to visit my mom in a Texas Medical Center hospital last week. The first 20 minutes of parking in the garage cost $5!

You better hope Dr. Andre the Giant isn't your proctologist.

If Andre the Giant was my doctor and he was still alive I would be freaking terrified to be in the hospital sick

Great drawing of André

Had to visit the hospital in Chicago a few times this summer and it was the exact same as Brian explained. My dad is still going back and forth to the hospital now for cancer treatments and they have changed back to Covid restrictions now. No visitors allowed. I’m glad he’s not stuck in there now.

Speaking of hospitals, we need to start a betting pool on which AEW “wrestler” is going to visit one next, and if due to their size, would they then be transferred to a pediatric facility.

My God i literally LOL'd when they did the Jimmy Valiant "have MRSA babayyyy". 😅😅

Thank you Brian!!! Have MRSA!!! I’ll remember that.

I'm reminded of a classic seinfeld episode where kramer is visiting george in the hospital, he just got back from the cafeteria with his food tray in hand as he's sitting down and he started raving about the food and how good it was, he said "it's like sizzler opened up a hospital"

The Doctor looks Like Andre The Giant lol

I live in Louisville and the hospitals are like how Jim described lol I didn't normally have to check in to any front desk and the hospital I think he was describing has multiple entrances like that

Andre The Giant as a doctor is genius

Nope, not guaranteed. You say you have MRSA, you MAY get your own room, but more likely they'll just make sure your roommate ALSO has MRSA.

I have no trouble walking in and out of hospitals in Nebraska.

I just had pneumonia. Thank goodness for free* medicial care. No masks, although obviously drs, nurses, staff etc. will sometimes wear one if around someone potentially contagious. Here in the UK most of the reception desks are unoccupied at any point in time, so you do kinda wander around if no one's there. A&E and those kinda areas are obviously busy but rest of the hospital is serene and even pseudo-abandoned I got my own room and the hospital food was actually great, I ate it all. You got a menu for lunch and dinner and got to pick, from Indian food to roast and nice dessert like ice-cream or cake. *Yeah yeah, taxes

Harley Quin is my daughter’s name! My dads middle name is Quin. Now we have something in common with you and Kevin smith lol

Sharing a room with another patient is a thing of the past in most places because it's a HIPAA violation every time you overhear staff talking to your roommate.

Being afraid of 'germs' is such a weird phobia. Look up 'Terrain Theory' and you may look upon 'germs' as something different.

As a nurse working in a hospital system, they lowered the precautions we have to follow regarding masks. Only some high acuity areas require masks.

I was working at a hospital where I saw a bunch of tissue samples in jars. Then was about to eat a roast beef sandwich and threw it away.

Even Stacey leaves the house. I wonder if Jim really hasn't left home for almost 4 years.

Most hospitals are pretty relaxed, considering their purpose The receptionist generally tells you where to go, gives you permission, and expects you to go there and come back. Little oversight. Until a visitor actually does something wrong and ruins it for the rest of us that is.

Our local hospital is the same you just walk in and go to the room

Jimmy Valiant spokesperson, "Friends in Mempho you need some MRSA! Have MRSA!" LOL!

That's how it works here in Canada, like Jim don't have to sign in. Just go right to where the person is your visiting is. No checking in no giving your ID.

12:43 Brian Brian people know Jim in Lewisville you're afraid to say anything to him or he might go off like a hand grenade😮😂

hospitals in southern Ontario have such long waiting times youll probably just go home and deal with it after waiting 8hrs and not even getting close to a doctor. BGH in Belleville Ontario is the worst hospital...

Man if I was ever told I had to pay to park At a hospital, Whoever I was visiting, wish you good luck cause I ain't stopping....

I used to work at a hospital, I often ate my lunch at their cafeteria, the food (especially the burgers) was actually pretty damn good, believe it or not!

is that Andre or Tom Jones?

You would think I'd learn to not eat while listening to Jim. 😂

someone going to steal the stoogie idea

It's called doordash LOL

Not sure if thats supposed to be Andre or Bruno in the thumbnail. Time to find out

What's a hospital? Is that anything like a medical facility?

Sounds like the UK in two different ways: Most hospitals you can just walk in pretty much any entrance and either go to reception to ask the way or just figure it out for yourself and wander around freely, no mask required But the parking... unfortunately our taxes don't cover that and they are all owned by greedy private companies who charge a fortune

In West Tennessee you are suppose to enter hospitals the way Last describes but if it’s busy you can bypass all of that especially if you already know the room number but if they catch you you’ll get kicked out. We have a Starbucks as well but you don’t have to pay to park that’s a little bougie.

Gosh imagine being a garage attendant and Jim pulls up in Black Beauty 😂

That’s how the hospitals are in TX you just walk in and go whenever you want lol

Um, they do have stooges. It's called uber eats, instacart, doordash, etc.

8:58 from here on I was cracking up.

Reality is you can walk into almost any place you want to if you walk in like you own the place. Low pay people just assume you belong there and they are not paid to identify people

Rarely see anyone in hospitals with masks here in Athens Georgia lol. Doctors & most nurses, yes, most.

What is this hospital they are speaking of. They should visit their local medical facility instead

Brian clearly has never seen a Southern family "move in" to a hospital when someone was sick.

Hi Jim, Gotta ask, what medical insurance do you use? If you can say.

Jim was back and fourth from a local medical facility

hello stranger

Good to see Corny following Trump's leadership.

Mrsa will get you an isolation room but not necessarily by yourself… They might stick you in there with someone with shingles or some other contagious disease! That’s what happened to me

Brian finds those nerves on corny then strikes and strikes until jim yells, "well fuck that!"

Mrsa is nothing to mess with. My mom died from that.

I live way out Kal-ee-for-knee Way, and masks are required at hospitals. Now, they won't help you for nuthin' but that's a different story. Last time I was at the hospital, a few months ago, not receiving the help I needed, a _very_ COVID_ positive woman came in, coughing, so I left. Oh, and I got my own room once when the hospital stopped feeding me anything but liquids for a week (and wouldn't let me drink water), so I started to hullucinate. I went up to the nurses station at 3A.M. & accused them of trying to steal my identity. They moved me to a private room immediately.

If he had gone to the hospital wearing the Corny face t-shirt, everybody would have stopped him and asked “Who are you that you have your face on your shirt?!”

Gina Lollobrigida? She pumped Wee Eric from Craiglang.

"Have you never spelled like smecial sauce after a big.night?" 💀

Holy crap…this is the hardest I’ve laughed at you two in a good while. Thank you! The differences in the north and south keep presenting themselves. It’s glorious. Praise God for southern living.

Tyree Sneed is a professional stooge. He works real cheap, like never makes a dime, cheap, but he tries, he tries teal hard.

Only JC would look like that and wonder a hospital

Andre the Giant Doctor is great.

*”Medical facility”

Jim "8th Booster" Cornette

Hospitals having roommates are a thing of the way past....and in Virginia Beach you are not required to wear a mask ...i guess we adapted with the times

Did Jim bring Mr. SockO with him??

"Flahrida."

Local medical facility*

Stooge Inc. Represented by Dewey, Cheetum and Howe...😎😎

Brian is Heymans son

Who is Mr. Sa?

WOO MRSA

Medical facility pal!

medical facility

today I learned Americans say "mursa" instead of MRSA...

Eggplant parm. Does it qualify?

Stooge, Inc. 😂😅😊

Lol.... corny don't want to be anywhere near a hospital

You know what's so crazy my mom is like 2 years older than Jim cornette and she's in the hospital right now

Getting a flashback on visiting my Mother in hospital 😢, when she was sick. The walking 🚶‍♀️, visiting her and checking in to go see her. And the hospital 🏥 was big.

I walked into a hospital last year to pick up my brother, and was wearing a mask, and a nurse in registration stopped me and said I had to wear one of their masks. I pointed out I had one on, but that wasnt enough for them, they wanted to insist I wear one of the paper masks they provided OVER the mask I had on..SMH

My girlfriend & I took an entire Thanksgiving dinner into the hospital when her mom was in. Not sure if you can do that post wuhan, but we did in 2016.

Brian's right about guessing how the nurse look, you see their eyes and they look super hot. Then they take the mask off and it wasnt as hot as you thought. Masks makes women look sexy af.

Mmm, Mac Sauce🤤

Its 2023 and people still wear masks... Sad.

All. Elite. Scuba Jim.

Starting to realize Jim is a bit of a hypochondriac.

You know corny has PPE

What an awesome episode of Raw Tonight glad triple H is in-charge of Creative without Vince McMahon making last minute Decison Raw is still 3-hours at least it's not boring can't wait for Jim's thoughts on that when he gets the chance to talk about it.

This is another case of me having to call BS. Why are people asking to see ID in a hospital or being kept track of? What Jim described is the only thing I've experienced (without the breath-holding) while in a hospital.

Man CNN did one hell of a job on Cornette. Christ he is afraid of everything…

Its all a lie jimmy

Enough with the mask nonsense already sheesh

Someone is a hypochondriac

Cornette still scared to death of COVID.