The very end of that crushed me!!! “MAGIC SPOON IT WAS ALL A LIE!!!” 😂😂😂😂😂

Only jim could make a 20 minute story about a colonoscopy interesting

My uncle is a proctologist. He started at the bottom and stayed there.

"Magic spoon, it was all a lie" 🤣 this will be a classic Corney rant 🤣🤣

Just had my first colonoscopy, now that I'm 50yo. The prep does indeed absolutely suck...as does getting older in general. Couple of polyps removed, NON-cancerous thank goodness.

The lunch after the colonoscopie is the most satisfying lunch you'll ever had.

Having had two colonoscopies, the worst part is always the prep. The greatest part is the actual procedure itself. It's like getting a great night's sleep in an hour.

I don't mean to be voyeuristic, but Jim Cornette makes everything so entertaining, even when it involves talking about an unfortunate experience that he's had in his life. Love you so much, Jim.

Tony Kahn was in there looking for bad booking ideas

Magic Spoon, it was all a lie! …that was hilarious. In fact, I laughed through most of this.

As a 23 year old ima take the next 30 years to prepare for this 😂😂

I can listen to Jim cut a promo on anything. This is hilarious 😂

I had a colonoscopy and endoscopy about 5 years ago. I had always heard the prep was terrible. I followed the doctor's instructions. While it wasn't fun, it wasn't nearly as bad as I expected. That anesthesia was amazing. It's like I slept for a month. The worst part for me was having to only eat white foods the day before the procedure. I had to force down a boiled egg for breakfast. 🤢

The moment of his farting getting applause was an all timer for me

Just sitting here on valentines day listening to an old wrestling manager talking about his colonosopy

"Let's talk about my colon!" what a way to start a conversation 🤣🤣🤣

This brought back a memory I wish I could forget. I had to get a colonoscopy at the age of 16. The laxative I had to drink looked like cloudy water and tasted terrible. I had to drink a gallon of it the day before the procedure. I forced it down only to go to the hospital the next day and the doctor took the day off I was pissed. I had to go through the whole process again a few days later.

To answer Brians question, the second intaking of fluid is timed so it would not interfere with your appointment time. The first intake does 95 percent of the cleaning, and the second one is basically a flushing to make sure everything is indeed gone

8:05 tried to have an Experience, but ended up with a Drive Thru

This is better than watching wrestling. Uncle Corny had an overhaul, bless his heart. 😂 A good Russo whether in the morning or evening is a good thing.

magic spoon it was all a lie!!! lmaooo

hearing Jim talk about clearing himself out for a colonoscopy is way more amusing than wrestling

If Jim ever went on tour, just To talk About colonoscopies, I'd psy To see that... Great job Jim and Brian

She was going to smother him with a Helix sleep pillow. Lmao that magic spoon part 😂🤣

If you have a history of cancer within your family Doctors now recommend having the procedure at 40 (My father being a stubborn old school guy never had a colonoscopy if he had he may still be alive) had it done at 41 it’s actually not bad overall except not eating for 24hrs can be rough (Only real negative was having a bad migraine during the procedure once i was able to eat something felt ok) It’s probably one of the safest things within the hospital once you get hit with that general anesthesia it’s unreal you wake up in the future……

The procedure was done at Jiffy Lube.

Honestly, the worst part about a colonoscopy is the horrible and long-lasting headache you get from being dehydrated. That's much worse than the prep.

I have a colonoscopy scheduled for next Friday. Thank you Jim for this

Hoping Jim is doing okay following the passing of Jerry Jarrett 🙏 RIP ❤

"Don't treat me like Michael Jackson..." I almost fell out of my chair laughing.

My dad's second time going through the camera up the bunghole, he learned enough that I had to help him move an old CRT TV into the bathroom with a VCR. Picture the shits so bad that a balancing a TV on the bathroom sink so a family member could just watch the Three Stooges an live in the bathroom for the night was the most logical option.

lol @ the Magic Spoon takedown at the end.

I haven't laughed this hard from Cornette in a long time.

Got a blood test at my doctors 2weeks ago, wish I'd pushed for one of these now, sounds a right hoot.

GET CHECKED PEOPLE!! BE SMART! Don't Fk around w your health. A friend of mine put his off. After month's of not feeling well, went to the Dr. Stage 3 Colon cancer! After a yr of chemo, now cancer free, thank God! My cousin, got hers done. Dr found 2 polyps. 1 came back cancerous. Further examination, spread to her lymph nodes. Had 1ft of her intestine removed.....And myself. Got mine done last month. Dr found 7 polyps w the biggest one being 35mm. Removed 6 of them, all NON Cancerous! Thank God! Have to see a specialist to have the "big one" removed, and that sent off for testing...The drink prep IS the worst part of it. BUT ask your Dr about pill-form!! A few options out there! ..AGAIN...BE SMART!!...Your health is most important, especially if you have a FAMILY! Now...GET ER DONE!

Damn I'm going to need one of these pretty soon.

The prep is the worst part.They knock you out for the actual procedure.Had it done twice and the picture is wrong he wouldn't be covering his mouth he's be holding his ass cheeks together.You're drinking enough laxative that you would use in a year in one evening

Someone else from work was having his colonoscopy on the same day I was. We were comparing notes on a chat where all our work colleagues could follow along. We were told that we could have Jell-O the day before. I made my own Jell-O from the old fashioned box. He got premade Jell-O from some store. I told him I would have more pride in my craps than he would.

A "morning Russo"! I love it.

"Don't consider me as Michael Jackson, DO stop when I get enough" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I have a colonoscopy done about two weeks ago. It was nowhere as near as complicated as Jim's was. I stopped eating on Monday. They gave me a 1-gallon jug with powder in it that I filled with water. I drank half at 6 p.m. And the other half at 6 a.m. Didn't drink anything 3 hours before the procedure. Got dressed, laid on the table. They shot anesthesia into my IV. I wasn't knocked out. I was awake and felt really good with no pain. I was able to watch the screen and was even helping them get the polyps. 😂 They got 5 polyps total out of me. No cancer. And the wife drove me home.

My 1st colonoscopy is coming up next month. Im definitely not looking forward to and i hope i dont chicken out

Our neighbor is a proctologist, she said it ruined tortellini for her

My colleague had an colonoscopy and he wanted to be awake for the procedure. He had a young man. The young doctor/nurse was jamming on music during the procedure. My colleague said he watched the camera too. I was rolling as he told the story.

I laughed nonstop at this. I had to have a colonoscopy done a few years ago. Four liters of that GaviLyte stuff with a lemon flavor pack. Tasted like salty lemonade. You have to drink three liters the night before in 15 minute increments and then the final liter the morning of the colonoscopy. The shitting (more like pissing out your asshole) isn’t bad, it’s just the liquid intake that is a nightmare. But that first solid shit after all is said and done is just incredible.

Even when talking about Colonoscopies Jim still takes a dig at Russo

In the same week, Lawler has a stroke and Jerry Jarrett passes away... We are losing the Greats constantly. Sad

Goodness, Jim can literally promo anything!

Biggest anime betrayals of 2023 - corny not eating magic spoon🤣🤣🤣

This is funny as hell because my Dad just barely had his and they told him the EXACT same thing.

"Gotta make it a little sling for the boys" 🤣🤣😭😭

I love the open and wholesome honesty of this 🤣

Best nap I've ever had. After I got home, I slept again. When I finally got up, I realized I hadn't pulled any of the sensors they attach to you to monitor your heart and others organs. They were stuck on me pretty hard after all that time!

25 minute Colonoscopy Review. It’s 615 am here in Alberta Canada. I am crying laughing 😂😂😂😂 “I can stink the place up with impunity”

He drank flavorless Mirilax powder in Gatorade and some dulcolax. It’s 1. Not that horrible and 2. A day of not being comfortable beats a lifetime of colon cancer , polyps , and colostomy bags.

The prep is the WORST part of the colonoscopy. I got stuck with the big gallon jug of prep because my insurance wouldn’t cover the quicker less painful stuff. Smh

Yep I’ll never forget the taste of Movie prep… that thick artificial lemon taste… and knowing you have more to drink…

Corny broke Magic Spoon kayfabe! True story: The last thing I remember as I was going under from the sedative was the sound of Queen's "Don't Stop Me Now" playing on the radio in the procedure room.

This is one of the funniest things I've heard in a while 🤣

Literally had my first ever Colonoscopy this week. So definitely needed this video Thanks Jim 😂😂😂

I’ve had 10 colonoscopies. I just turned 39. My first was 21-22. The prep is absolute HELL. The procedure is relaxing minus people digging in your butt and the fart explosions after you wake up.

Jim it’s your turn to share with the class

I'm dreading this day, and it's coming soon. Thanks for the laughs. Jim. I'll think of this and smile about the impending invasion.

The cheering part killed me. 😂😂😂😂

7:38 "no shit!" That would soon change

Sprite zero is just flavored water lol.... I don't personally drink any soda but I do like the unflavored sprite zero. Lol

Rodney Dangerfield also used Dr. Vinny!😂😂😂

Yeah, I had my first colonoscopy at 35, I actually had mine before my dad even had his a few years later lol

To add to the Rodney Dangerfield doctor bit: "Proctologist, huh. What a job, you start at the bottom and you stay there." 🤣

Should have mentioned how the clearing out process is done once you literally shit out practically crystal clear water.

I'm with Brian on the female doctor. I have a female RN who is the best medical professional I've ever had.

Couldn’t click on this video fast enough. With Corney’s hilarious way with words, he certainly didn’t disappoint

Specialties are often chosen by doctors based on their family history of a particular medical issue

Jim your doctor sounds like mine . They can't find out what is wrong with my GI tract . They told me to eat more fiber and take laxatives . And it ain't helping my stomach a damn bit .

Dude drinking the prep was the worst although I felt like about 10 lbs lighter after all of the prep was…gone.

I don't watch wrestling, haven't since 2002, but I love listening to Jim. You can't get content like this anywhere else.

When I say I can listen to Jim Cornette talk about anything…boy howdy, do I mean ANYTHING!

Renaming the morning Russo to the evening Russo broke me.

As far as I know most porthologists I meet are graduates of the Sir Mix-a-lot school of medicine

As a guy with spina bifida and bowel incontinence, I feel Jim’s pain. I’m either bloated or I have the runs. Everyone attacks me for not doing “it” right because they don’t understand. They think I don’t eat enough fibre. It’s really frustrating. I would be sympathetic to people who just don’t know any better, but when you have the runs, it’s hard to be sympathetic to anyone. All I want to do is slip about 4 tablets of senna and docusate sodium into someone’s drink so they can feel my pain.

Ive been there. Jim is on point with EVERYTHING he is saying. HORRIBLE.

I'm not like Michael Jackson do stop when I get enough he said, classic Jim

Had two colonoscopies within a year because of family history, even though my health overall is great. (Vegan, eat mostly whole food, little in the way of processed). First prep did not work completely (Picco Salax and Ducolax) so had to repeat. Second time it worked but prep was the worst. Fluid was like drinking windshield washer fluid... horrible but at least it is done and all was fine. We all need to take better care of ourselves. Lost my brother at 43 to metastatic colon cancer. He did not take care of himself and ate a diet of mostly animal products. So please do not F!ck around with your health.

Glad this is on KZfaq here we go I was just listening to the podcast version on Spotify Brian's laugh is amazing it always makes me laugh.

The farting afterwards is weird. "Im supposed to what? Fart?" I was literally in a recovery room with about 4 people, and it was just a symphony of flatulence. The preparation for a Colonoscopy is bad. The ending? The most bizarre, surreal thing I've experienced to this day.

I hate to say it, but they are a neccessary evil. We found out in the middle of January that my dad has colon cancer that has made its way into his intestines. His dr tried for years to get him to have a colonoscopy, I wish he would have.

Jim can even make the recounting of a colonoscopy enthralling and fun. 😁

I saw this video had been uploaded and immediately had to stop what I was doing to find out about his Colon looool

I have crohns disease. I'm 34. I've had 5 colonoscopies in the last 4 years with a 6th in 3 years. Actual procedure is zero problem to me. The prep, it's always the prep. Just so much to drink and your butthole burns.

Nothing says "Lovin" like a six foot garden hose in the oven! But all kidding aside, it sure is nice when they give you photos of a clean colon and you are Cancer free. 😉👍

My morning Russo became my evening Russo. I haven't had my evening Russo. OMFG!! I'm chuckling so hard at work.

Had my first at 47 the day after my birthday. Prep is way worst the not eating part. But its best to do it on Monday so you can perp Sunday when you don't have much to do.

I'm drinking a can of Sprite Zero as I listen to this. In all seriousness, I hope Jim is doing well.

The colonoscopy wasn’t so bad but the endoscopy…oh boy! Not sure I wanted to experience an average Tuesday for Asa Akira again

My morning Russo was tremendous, I'll have you know!

This 24 minute KZfaq clip is better Storytelling than AEW has managed to tell in years.

The day I have to get a doctor anywhere near my behind, I’m gonna tell them they owe me a dinner and a movie

Best F'N snooze I've ever had!

I'm a year and three months older than Jim, and I still haven't had a colonoscopy

22:45 Really, Jim? Lucky Charms vs plain Cheerios?! 🤣🤣🤣