This is hands-down the most hysterical yet honest assessment of the landscaping business that I've ever heard. Take it from someone who has been there!

The story about getting his boss laid 7 hours later once they got him a wig is one of the greatest stories I’ve ever heard

florentine is the man

I'm laying in bed unable to sleep at 4am and just had a fucking fit of hysterical laughter listening to this. Holy shit the wig story.. I have a major soft spot for old school guys like Jim telling old school stories of generations past. The fucking 80s?! What a fucking time to be alive!! I need to find more cool older people to hang out with, this was some classic shit.

"My farts were out of line?" I just ruined my carpet spitting my drink out at casual Jim.

35:30 - end: I've never laughed so hard in my life, my neighbors are really pissed off at me right now.

My job sucks this helps the pain 😂😂😂

"WHY? WHY DO I DO THIS?" LMFAO!!!!

Jim's delivery kills me.

lmao @ the story at 18:00

I would hear Florentine on a podcast and wish I could listen to him tell stories by himself uninterrupted. This is a dream come true. I can die a happy gay man.

Jim is the best

Howard's Stern wig

Florentine is a fucking genius

I’ve done landscaping it’s just as insane as he’s describing it. These days, with air pods and podcasting maybe it’s not as bad but I did it in the 90’s. Just an 18 year old on a crew with ex convicts, recent divorcee’s and maniacs in general. One guy had a massive collection of Polaroid porn he made every year at Mardi Gras.

30:16 Where It Gets The Funniest 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

it was beautiful!

Lovely voice

Fucking classic.

I used to do landscaping too. It's pure shit. Awful pay, long hours and nobody respects you. There's no good age for it. I did have my own business doing it by myself and I liked it. Just did it to make money to travel the world. Never had more fun in all my life. You have to get out and live wherever you want and do what you have to do.

Crying how funny this is

Jim worked for a landscape company and the raked leaves on large jobs?? I've never done landscaping as a job but I've always had yards with lots of leaves to clean up and I use an old Snapper riding mower that sucks up the leaves into the bag. It takes WAY less time and you are drinking a cold beverage while driving up and down you lawn. I've never heard of a landscaping company not willing to invest in a piece of equipment that would just suck up the leaves because it is WAY more cost effective than paying laborers to sit there with a rake all day.

Gotta love Florentine lmao

Florentine is awesome

Spitting blue cheese in the air like rick flair destroyed me lol jim is the best

Does anybody know where I can find the construction stories? Those are the best.

Florentine is a Dynamite dude

30:34 LMFAO

Pimpin landscaping aint easy

I wish it were the fuckin 80s man

Uh-oh Jim did you let something slip?

10,000 to get a handy? Do it for 2,500!

Landscaping blows ass. I tried that shit and washed out after a few days. Couldn’t do that shit. The boss always tries his best to work you death and he’ll tell you to weedeat a spot by a lagoon that you and another guy just saw like 15 water moccasins at, and when the weed-eater breaks he gives you the hedge trimmer and tells you to use that instead lmao

GDLD

Simply the funniest fucking thing ever. Jim would be rich if I ever managed him.

I actually liked landscaping.

I love you very easy $10,000 hell yeah

What a liar. In Florida you have to mow twice a week in the summer. 9 month growing season. They mowed 20 lawns from 930 am til 330p, with a lunch break at a strip club?? Liar liar liar

Obviously, roofing is the most strenuous manual labor by far.

well just as your boss had enough with you when you were doing that in the restaurant I'm done with you too... you just don't do that. If you don't know the difference between his act and your reality while he's eating then it confirms what I originally thought about you.

I hate podcasts......except these.