Jim Florentine - Why Camping Stinks

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9 жыл бұрын

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Jim tells stories about his awful camping trips.
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@bazzroid 8 жыл бұрын

love this guys resentful, sullen angry attitude - perfect antidote to the present day

@trutwijd 4 жыл бұрын

4 years later this applies now more than ever...

@a.k.4o 5 жыл бұрын

Love this guy. Such a basket of sunshine

@michaelshier3956 7 жыл бұрын

the day drinking thing is totally true.

@PittsburghSonido 8 жыл бұрын

The pile of turd line was great

@steveaustin5344 Жыл бұрын

My girlfriend roped me in to go berry picking. When we got to the farm you could go pick your own berries or buy boxes of them. I said ok we came to pick berries, I point at the boxes full of berries, I pick one of these and one of these. Done. Golden. Fortunately she's cool and laughed then we just bought a ton of berries for her friends and called it a day.

@georgie535 Жыл бұрын

Man I fuckin love this guy.

@chrisc3697 9 жыл бұрын

I'm DYING LAUGHING!!!!!!,," the stars,,maybe if THEY mixed them up I would look at them for a minute" HAHAHAHA!!!

@goodfellalee87 9 жыл бұрын

This guy must fucking rule at a party!

@robertmailloux3720 4 жыл бұрын

Camping sucks for real.I've tried it a few times and once ended up in a local motel.Never again with moskitos buzzing in the ear.Neighbors are always annoying I hate waiting for the nearest shitter in line or when you are alone,there is always someone twisting the door knob. Motels are better and I hate the humidity or rain in a tent. Thx for the post,have a good life! (In a motel)

@rippindrummer666 3 жыл бұрын

I like the aspect of getting away from it all when it comes to camping but I do agree with him about all the work you have to do to actually go camping. Camping is great if someone else does all the planning and work and you just get to show up and enjoy it.

@dyates6380 2 жыл бұрын

They tied Twinkies to his shoe laces hoping the bear would eat them. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@cjxked12 8 жыл бұрын

I like florentine but fuck me, I had no idea he could be this funny

@majorxdf 3 жыл бұрын

This guy is EXACTLY right. Who wants to go camping in the middle of the summer when it's hot af outside. I'm with him. I'd rather be in my air-conditioned house in front of the tv.

@joeyvanostrand3655 Жыл бұрын

My idea of "roughing it" is a standard room at a Hampton Inn. I friggin' DESPISE camping.

@davidperez5089 Жыл бұрын

One of those shitty low cost activities that leave you bitter and sore.

@chewey609 8 жыл бұрын

Before baby wipes were invented? Lol

@poolmannocal6299 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you Jim I HATED CAMPING ALL MY LIFE.

@ruger51995 4 жыл бұрын

The cats crying 4:00 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣

@pogothebear6808 5 жыл бұрын

Florentine is the fucking greatest. I've never laughed harder at someone ranting.

@ruger51995 4 жыл бұрын

He's such a city guy haha, I love camping

@ImTheSlime2112 8 ай бұрын

City boy Jim

@ItalianTony86 7 жыл бұрын

Who brings a cat camping?

@DHodges187 6 жыл бұрын

TM Gaming my best friend's mom...also all her dogs in a bohemeth 5th wheel. We think she'd take the fish also if feasible

@kevinmcrae3354 4 жыл бұрын

TM Gaming Losers and idiots

@viivcreations9161 4 жыл бұрын

idk man we go camping while visiting family and its really fun having some family time together on a quiet night by a lake

@WernerVonWeener 24 күн бұрын

When you have 2 -3 weeks at most a year for vacation time. Wasting a second of that camping is absolute shit

@DHodges187 6 жыл бұрын

75 pipes? Was he camping in a Korean war surplus tent? Both our tents are 2 poles. 5 minutes.

@haloslipping3218 4 жыл бұрын

I could listen to this guy rant all day, so funny so true

@constantdoodle32 3 жыл бұрын

"Pile of turds" lmfao!!!!!

@casualobserver2380 3 жыл бұрын

Camping in Jersey with a lodge and tv...wow that's roughing it!

@derekc62369 Жыл бұрын

Going camping in a camper no tents

@ElectricBoogaloo007 6 жыл бұрын

"Why would I do dat?"

@awfullyperson 9 жыл бұрын

Collect wood? Id rather collect ebola samples!

@Blo0dyh3ll 4 жыл бұрын

16:31 I've listened to 2700 times.

@markburton8653 3 жыл бұрын

I like to camp if I'm at the beach, so I can surf or fish. I completely agree about camping sucking if you just pitch a tent in the middle of nowhere lol.

@TheFarmacySeedsNetwork 5 жыл бұрын

When I see Marshmallows now, I will think of Jim.. slurping them out of a bung in exchange for a girl setting his tent up for him. :)

@alxk78 Жыл бұрын

Camping is terrible for my health, I can never sleep, and I need a shit load of drugs to just to get through it.

@kylejeffrey7062 3 жыл бұрын

Pile of elephant turds. Priceless!

@ChrisDragotta Жыл бұрын

The shit story is hysterical.

@kazoshay 9 жыл бұрын

camping is just homeless LARPing

@leonardrice2830 3 ай бұрын

Hilarious 😆

@mikeanderson5772 4 жыл бұрын

Lol fuckin city boy. Love ya jim!

@bigblue162 3 жыл бұрын

Interesting.

@branflake099 Жыл бұрын

he sounds like bill burr on tons of valium lol

@JeffTheDude777 9 жыл бұрын

Drugs definitely makes camping better, and minus the broads. And as a matter of fact, that's the reason to go camping. Get away from the wife or girlfriend, and hang with friends, in nature, get the booze in ya' and you got the one friend who brought shrooms. Jim had some shitty people to camp with.

@brianjansen3103 2 жыл бұрын

'Cuz hot chick's can't go campin'. If my 20s was a sentence

@R3VO7UTION Жыл бұрын

You're going camping? What are you, fiiive?

@namomme5008 4 жыл бұрын

I hate camping!!

@ballsdeep2520 3 ай бұрын

This is soo true, once I've stopped drinking, i can't even fathom why it's fun. Maybe if you have kids or there are some kind of activities, to do sober but F it

@elcamino5145 5 жыл бұрын

I have long said when asked about camping, sure I'll go camping... At the Holiday inn.. bed.,AC, Heat, cable, shower, toilet, breakfast.. maybe a bar... Pizza places that deliver know where it is.. OH and electricity!!

@leonardrice2830 3 ай бұрын

Camping SUCKS. Thank you.

@DavidJ-iz8wl Жыл бұрын

The pile of turds 😂😂

@a.k.4o 5 жыл бұрын

What a dope . It's a tent not a rocket

@brianszeszol2356 2 жыл бұрын

unless the girl your dating is super hot....camping sucks

@soysaucehairdye7869 9 жыл бұрын

I have seen hot college chicks backpacking. They are usually hot lesbians though.

@soysaucehairdye7869 9 жыл бұрын

DrFizzington The ones I have come across are usually science majors from places like UC Davis and Berkeley and they do give off a lesbian vibe traveling in pairs with no men and their body language between each other. Say what you want, but I look 17 and they will approach me up there to talk since I don't give off a scary vibe and have a baby face. I have helped a couple of girls who were lost on the John Muir Trail as well. I hope they wouldn't suck my prick with my mom's mouth since she is 6 feet under and my dad is also dead as well. I am parentless and chicks feel sorry for me being an orphan so young so I get pity fucked easily if I play my cards right.

@TheFarmacySeedsNetwork 5 жыл бұрын

such a tease right? lol

@Josef_Favia 5 жыл бұрын

Great name Soy Sauce! Fucking Jimmy Norton is great!

@vikmarisco5679 3 жыл бұрын

The pile of turds😆😆

@whenthehammerwastthomas1585 3 жыл бұрын

Florentine is a city mouse that doesn't want to be uncomfortable in any way, shape, or form period. He used to work construction but now is a snowflake.

@sugarpillkiller 5 жыл бұрын

Damn right about Obama. Disaster.

@Rylai_xiv 3 жыл бұрын

i thought he was talking about trump.

@mr.smithgnrsmith7808 Жыл бұрын

I love camping, but only by myself…just me and my dog….I smoke weed all day and fish, it’s awesome…but you couldn’t pay me to camp with a bunch of douche bags….I take my shotgun with me just in case