Getting a Camera Shoved Up Your Butt - Jim Gaffigan

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4 жыл бұрын

Jim Gaffigan reveals his wife’s superpower and details his experience getting a colonoscopy.
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@blaze18206
@blaze18206 4 жыл бұрын
I love how he becomes his own heckler, genius!
@rubytuesday247
@rubytuesday247 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@dataodokpa5431
@dataodokpa5431 4 жыл бұрын
Me too
@kimberlysizemoremanor8712
@kimberlysizemoremanor8712 4 жыл бұрын
Word.
@BillyBobBeauBenson
@BillyBobBeauBenson 4 жыл бұрын
It's the ultimate defense.
@bothkidsx18
@bothkidsx18 4 жыл бұрын
I'll try that in life I'll hopefully be happier 👍👍👍
@tonyrehal218
@tonyrehal218 4 жыл бұрын
I don’t know of any other comedian today that can tell that many jokes in that little amount of time and actually be funny consistently. Gaffigan is a legend in his own time.
@ThenZ6
@ThenZ6 4 жыл бұрын
Tony Rehal Daniel Sloss. Much darker comedy though
@hfis459
@hfis459 4 жыл бұрын
and unproblematic too lol
@DanielHBuchmann
@DanielHBuchmann 4 жыл бұрын
Steven Wright bangs em out pretty quick too. Of course most of his jokes he's been doing for decades, lol.
@christianheichel
@christianheichel 4 жыл бұрын
(clears throat) "Hot Pocket"
@blaman6
@blaman6 4 жыл бұрын
Sam Morril, Dave Attell
@brokenking5044
@brokenking5044 4 жыл бұрын
I dont care what people think, Gaffigan is one of the best Comedians. He proves you dont have to be a hateful piece of crap to be funny. You dont even have to swear like a 10yo to garner some laughs
@spitflamez
@spitflamez 4 жыл бұрын
Broken King #TRUTH
@AT-5000_Autodialer
@AT-5000_Autodialer 4 жыл бұрын
Who the hell is saying he sucks?
@brokenking5044
@brokenking5044 4 жыл бұрын
@@AT-5000_Autodialer people who think kevin hart, jeff dunham, jim jefferies, and doug stanhope are funny because of their "edginess"
@AT-5000_Autodialer
@AT-5000_Autodialer 4 жыл бұрын
@@brokenking5044 hahaha Kevin Hart fans? I don't know I've never seen anybody complain about Gaffigan. I like some of those edgy comics you mentioned as well as Gaffigan and Brian Reagan who is also clean.
@ssheeessh
@ssheeessh 4 жыл бұрын
@@brokenking5044 Lmao you think Kevin Hart is edgy?? Dont trash Stanhope though, he is raunchy, but he is one of the better comedians alive today
@Cesarsanvicente
@Cesarsanvicente 4 жыл бұрын
Never get tired of his stories
@kimberlysizemoremanor8712
@kimberlysizemoremanor8712 4 жыл бұрын
Me either...Either or Neither nor.
@vjohnson6464
@vjohnson6464 3 жыл бұрын
This 66-year-old lady is ashamed to say she had never heard Jim before but thank God I found him because he is just so hilarious and funny and I sure need to laugh. I watch him everyday. Thank you!
@fazergazer
@fazergazer 4 жыл бұрын
A comedian who never jokes at other’s expense, maybe his own...and always gets the laughs. No cheap tricks here.
@iamnormal8648
@iamnormal8648 Жыл бұрын
It's called self-deprecating humour.
@SillyGoose2024
@SillyGoose2024 Ай бұрын
​@iamnormal8648 thanks genius. Pretty sure the op is aware of that
@Deznaj666
@Deznaj666 13 күн бұрын
He constantly makes fun of other people, cultures, countries, etc. It's just not mean, that what makes it harmless.
@hammie1989
@hammie1989 2 жыл бұрын
“You like photography? Cause I got a job you’re gonna love!” 🤣
@pughconsulting
@pughconsulting 4 жыл бұрын
Everything about the colonoscopy is spot on.
@lukewarmwater6412
@lukewarmwater6412 3 жыл бұрын
the night before my colonoscopy, I believe I passed time. I pooped out things I had not eaten yet. I am almost sure of it!
@GraceLJW
@GraceLJW 3 жыл бұрын
@@lukewarmwater6412 yeah, getting all the way to the Ghost of Food Future was pretty alarming
@Ghoopty
@Ghoopty 3 жыл бұрын
“Yeah we didn’t need to do that. We could just chalk it up One For Fun” 🤣🤣
@auraxfire
@auraxfire 4 жыл бұрын
So I'm at the Gastroenterologist.... Hahahaha!
@RodnyCorrea
@RodnyCorrea 4 жыл бұрын
My favorite comedian, genius in action
@isaiahpinkerton3445
@isaiahpinkerton3445 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone talks about how jim never swears and thats what makes him a great comedian. I just think hes relatable and his descriptions is what makes him hilarious!
@arrjee9474
@arrjee9474 4 жыл бұрын
It dawned on me that this guy had me crackin' up over and over and I didn't hear him use profanity even once! Pretty remarkable today. And I'm not even a prude or offended by curse words.
@SKa-tt9nm
@SKa-tt9nm 4 жыл бұрын
Arr Jee then you gonna fucking love George Carlin
@jck1794
@jck1794 4 жыл бұрын
brian regan is also another fantastic clean comedian
@sumbynum
@sumbynum 4 жыл бұрын
He needs a dry bar special
@anjaliarnold5115
@anjaliarnold5115 4 жыл бұрын
I love his old lady judgment voice!
@threetreasures7698
@threetreasures7698 3 жыл бұрын
It’s the absolute best, right?!
@LTD-7
@LTD-7 4 жыл бұрын
*This guy's jokes don't even have to be funny because his delivery is hilarious! I crack up just hearing him talk!*
@whoseyourdaddyful
@whoseyourdaddyful 4 жыл бұрын
that's the key to comedy
@linshanhsiang
@linshanhsiang 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah his voice and the way he uses it.
@rn2511
@rn2511 4 жыл бұрын
The pregnancy part killed me.
@emic138
@emic138 4 жыл бұрын
gaffigan always comes with the masterful delivery 📦 🚚
@SpecialBeam
@SpecialBeam 4 жыл бұрын
1:05 He didn't do it much in this set, but one thing I LOVE about Jim Gaffigan is how he'll sometimes act as if he's a member of the audience reacting to the joke he just told. The voice he uses is just hilarious. I'm surprised more comics don't do that. The ones that do usually only do it on the fly, like a throw away line. But Jim really makes it seem like its part of the bit most of the time.
@caffeinatednation8885
@caffeinatednation8885 4 жыл бұрын
Same, same! 😂
@emic138
@emic138 4 жыл бұрын
nobody can pull this off like jim!! 😂
@guillermoromero8041
@guillermoromero8041 4 жыл бұрын
It’s Jim’s thing, would be kinda rude if other comedians just stole his thing.
@Luwispurpul
@Luwispurpul 4 жыл бұрын
As he and his wife write together I’ve always imagined it’s his wife’s voice admonishing him for the bits she doesn’t like so much.
@JeffreyOcaya
@JeffreyOcaya 4 жыл бұрын
I've been laughing nonstop on his videos. He's unbelievably hilarious.
@Mickju
@Mickju 3 жыл бұрын
I've never heard this guy before. (I'm ancient) He is the funniest comedian I have heard in years.
@RJ1Reed
@RJ1Reed 4 жыл бұрын
One of the only comics that can get a true laugh without a curse word. Solid as they come! Top 10 in America.
@Hollowelldena70
@Hollowelldena70 7 ай бұрын
You know, Jim, you really make colonoscopies fun. My daughter was having her first one and I gave her this video and she loved it. Kind of got her through the fear of it.
@manfordsonstegard
@manfordsonstegard 4 жыл бұрын
More jokes per minute than any other comedian!
@SKa-tt9nm
@SKa-tt9nm 4 жыл бұрын
steve thompson I love Jim, but NOPE. Steven Wright, Jimmy Carr and Demetri Martin all have higher JPM.
@warrenphilips8441
@warrenphilips8441 4 жыл бұрын
It is worth wading through the D- to D+ material on this channel to get this, A comedian.
@horseman4now
@horseman4now 4 жыл бұрын
Dry Bar Comedy really helps!
@yourfriendlyneighbor985
@yourfriendlyneighbor985 4 жыл бұрын
The last video was only 3 minutes and I laughed so hard my face hurts.... now my whole upper body hits from laughing so hard! You rock jim. And your wife seems like an awesome person. We both married up brother.
@BeFaithful00
@BeFaithful00 4 жыл бұрын
I'm a few weeks away, and a buddy recommended this video to me. Outstanding stuff. I'm no more relaxed than I was before, but at least I've had some serious laughs.
@swn69
@swn69 4 жыл бұрын
Mr. Gaffigan, would you like the deluxe service with the fiber optic cable, or would you prefer the discount version where we send a gerbil up there with a goPro?
@mothership9207
@mothership9207 4 жыл бұрын
Shawn 😂😂😂😂
@stellarsideconference2973
@stellarsideconference2973 4 жыл бұрын
He's one of the best.. All his content be original and funny AF
@sarahpapp5452
@sarahpapp5452 2 жыл бұрын
One of the greatest comedians of all time. I don’t know if there are many others that consistently make me laugh this hard.
@scottthomas6682
@scottthomas6682 2 жыл бұрын
Very hilarious routine. Jim Gaffigan is very hilarious.👍👍
@rachaelmagerl4836
@rachaelmagerl4836 2 жыл бұрын
Everything he said about the serum you drink is 100% true. You literally live in the bathroom all night. I had to have a colonoscopy in my early 20s. They gave me propofol to knock me out. As I was falling asleep I said don't lift the sheet until I'm out lol.
@vonalxao1
@vonalxao1 4 жыл бұрын
He’s the best.
@garyschuller6981
@garyschuller6981 4 жыл бұрын
Funniest man alive! Can't wait to see him New Years Eve in Tampa.
@eligebrown8998
@eligebrown8998 4 жыл бұрын
This guy is awsome. Nonstop funny and a million stories
@GumRapper
@GumRapper Жыл бұрын
Comedic GENIUS!!!!
@mariemulkey4228
@mariemulkey4228 2 жыл бұрын
His delivery is divine and I’ve laughed my ass off again.
@johnbarone8948
@johnbarone8948 4 жыл бұрын
Jim is the funniest comic of all time!!
@cadebritt8001
@cadebritt8001 2 жыл бұрын
Gaffigan, Thanks for all the specials during the worst of the covid days.
@CristinaCee
@CristinaCee 4 жыл бұрын
"No I've had diarrhea...I don't wanna brag."😂
@vadamsable
@vadamsable 4 жыл бұрын
Jim is a real pro! I always enjoy his work! Always!
@akberet35
@akberet35 4 жыл бұрын
This man is the best comedian ever.
@id10t98
@id10t98 4 жыл бұрын
My jaw, stomach and ribs are HURTING!! From non stop laughter!!!
@wicketuma444
@wicketuma444 4 жыл бұрын
He's genius low key. I really hope he talks to Dr.s that way.
@rhenachase7933
@rhenachase7933 4 жыл бұрын
This man is funny. He has been given a talent
@geemail369
@geemail369 4 жыл бұрын
_Dang it!_ Missed the end ... again! Been in tears from the moment he pulled the "puppy"!
@NVGTO
@NVGTO 4 жыл бұрын
not sure if anyone else has mentioned this, but I see him as a clean-speaking Louis CK. The way he holds the mic, his physical presence and approach to jokes...I mean this in the best possible way, by the way!
@stoneddragon5400
@stoneddragon5400 2 жыл бұрын
I told my doctor that he owes me dinner, he laughed and said when you get better.
@SI-ez6qb
@SI-ez6qb Жыл бұрын
Just comedic gold! JG just killin it! Loll
@tomz58
@tomz58 4 жыл бұрын
Amazing...the BEST!
@reany7246
@reany7246 4 жыл бұрын
😆😅🤣 I'M LITERALLY DYING OF LAUGHTER!!!
@szqsk8
@szqsk8 4 жыл бұрын
I like how he heckles himself..
@jazmyneelizabeth9814
@jazmyneelizabeth9814 4 жыл бұрын
💛💛 this was great!
@DanielHBuchmann
@DanielHBuchmann 4 жыл бұрын
Just got tix to his show in Philly. He's taping a special that night. Can't wait!!!
@giuseppefarrugio3077
@giuseppefarrugio3077 4 жыл бұрын
Lovely respect toward his wife ,real men do that ,Cheers
@chiapagringa
@chiapagringa 4 жыл бұрын
Of course in reference to prince Edward, he said, "and that idiot chose the broad." The word "board" is rather derogatory toward women....just saying.
@linshanhsiang
@linshanhsiang 4 жыл бұрын
@@chiapagringa It's funnier than if he'd said any other word, think about it.
@tinotendamakumbe9094
@tinotendamakumbe9094 4 жыл бұрын
This guy looks like Thanos from the Avengers.
@fredderf3207
@fredderf3207 2 жыл бұрын
The last time I had a colonoscopy the doctor explained it would be recorded on a DVD and asked if I would like a copy. I asked, "Why? So I can tell my friends to bring some beer and chips while we watch a tour of my intestines? No thanks."
@patrickburke6128
@patrickburke6128 2 жыл бұрын
That is legit the funniest but I’ve ever heard. I come back about once a month and still practically pee my pants 😂 so funny
@Empathicveteran
@Empathicveteran 2 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious. I never bothered to read the bottle and I drank the liquid in one shot. My stomach had an exorcism. I spent 4 hours on the toilet and my legs fell asleep.
@RulerWhy
@RulerWhy 4 жыл бұрын
Jim slays always
@kieferrex8454
@kieferrex8454 4 жыл бұрын
If I could choose , I’d want him to be my gastroenterologist
@kirkjohnson9353
@kirkjohnson9353 4 жыл бұрын
He would understand you yelling "Don't take my kidneys!!" as you went under.
@mprattyh3
@mprattyh3 4 жыл бұрын
Gaffigan is awesome
@dmfd123
@dmfd123 11 ай бұрын
Sooooooooo good!
@anthonypanteleimon9351
@anthonypanteleimon9351 4 жыл бұрын
What a genius!!! Very funny.
@giancarlobonacorsi8436
@giancarlobonacorsi8436 4 жыл бұрын
genius....he's the best
@davidboron1485
@davidboron1485 2 жыл бұрын
This man is genius 😂
@_thomas1031
@_thomas1031 2 жыл бұрын
This guy's great🤣
@johnrobert493
@johnrobert493 2 жыл бұрын
This is the best 👌
@gzmain78
@gzmain78 4 жыл бұрын
Hot pockets!
@kurtisburtis
@kurtisburtis 2 жыл бұрын
I’m sure the “jelly on the belly” is way more fun than the jelly on the chest … (Stress test with echocardiogram)
@7kandyland
@7kandyland 2 ай бұрын
Prepping today. I was so hungry, I licked four potato chips. Lol
@BigstickNick
@BigstickNick 4 жыл бұрын
Me: supposed to be working, supposed to be work. Video: camera shoved up a butt. Me: sure
@eligebrown8998
@eligebrown8998 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@collinhennessy3190
@collinhennessy3190 4 жыл бұрын
The jelly on the belly is awesome
@Trig242
@Trig242 2 жыл бұрын
It really is! 🤣
@imraptureready1
@imraptureready1 4 жыл бұрын
This dude is straight up FUNNY. For real he had me looking up all of his material on YT.
@Maria-vn4hd
@Maria-vn4hd 7 ай бұрын
If you want to laugh so hard that you will cry listen to his stand up!
@treasurelaughcomedy35
@treasurelaughcomedy35 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 very funny guy
@rustyking23able
@rustyking23able 2 жыл бұрын
Dude is a legend
@NintendoNerd64
@NintendoNerd64 2 жыл бұрын
jim is the only one that can make poop jokes funny
@christopherhday
@christopherhday 4 жыл бұрын
I watched this the day before I had my colonoscopy. On the day of the procedure as I was starting to fall asleep from the anesthetic, I vaguely remember telling the medical staff, "OK guys, say cheese before you put the camera in there."
@1papester
@1papester 4 жыл бұрын
Gaffigan is, without a doubt, the funniest person on the planet. So freaking hysterically hilarious!!
@tylerlemm9108
@tylerlemm9108 4 жыл бұрын
Finally Comedy Central put something funny on here!
@soth1sol
@soth1sol 4 жыл бұрын
RIGHT?!
@jefnatividad5968
@jefnatividad5968 2 ай бұрын
I am sitting in hospital, see what I did there, drinking a horrible drink the size of a def bottle awaiting my colonoscopy. God bless you Jim!!
@theemarydee1610
@theemarydee1610 4 жыл бұрын
When I had the camera put up my butt, I actually woke up half way through!!!!!!! I was screaming 😱 someone said if I didn’t stop I would have to go through it all over again. What? Ya know, I passed out again but...I DID REMEMBER EVERYTHING! I thought I got PTSD from the teen years of my daughter but now I think it was that...
@dulynoted2427
@dulynoted2427 2 жыл бұрын
I've watched this so many times, I can't keep count. Just sent this to my sister in response to why I'm seeing a dr.
@mqbitsko25
@mqbitsko25 4 жыл бұрын
They gave me Propofol for mine. Amazing stuff! I started to feel sleepy, and I could hear people stirring around like they were getting ready to shove the camera up me. I said, "Umm....I'm not unconscious yet you know." A nurse replied, "We're finished." I can see what Michael Jackson enjoyed about that stuff. Other than the death it must have been awesome.
@kirkjohnson9353
@kirkjohnson9353 4 жыл бұрын
He must have realized that from having 'work' done and decided "Hey, I'm Michael Jackson. I can buy a doctor and have him give me some whenever I want"
@mikerichardson7261
@mikerichardson7261 3 жыл бұрын
Edward wasn't a prince. He was king.
@GeoffsSousChef
@GeoffsSousChef 4 жыл бұрын
absolute C L A S S I C 👍🏼
@cormacmccarthy1559
@cormacmccarthy1559 2 жыл бұрын
Good stuff.
@thebluecollarbadass9945
@thebluecollarbadass9945 4 жыл бұрын
Jim holds the world record for the funniest clean comic
@Bulldog75stp
@Bulldog75stp 4 жыл бұрын
"I want his kidney" lol
@linshanhsiang
@linshanhsiang 4 жыл бұрын
Actually I think Edward was already king when he said, "I don't think so."
@Trig242
@Trig242 2 жыл бұрын
Turning 45 this year! Here come the colonoscopies!!
@benwood7174
@benwood7174 3 жыл бұрын
"And that idiot" sums it up
@Jangus
@Jangus 4 жыл бұрын
You like photography??
@jacelandadventures1523
@jacelandadventures1523 2 жыл бұрын
good lol
@craigwatson9151
@craigwatson9151 2 жыл бұрын
Where do you want me to sleep.....lmao
@mtbisonfashionfurs2449
@mtbisonfashionfurs2449 4 жыл бұрын
Jim is great. His pants don’t fit.
@haridemospergantis7504
@haridemospergantis7504 3 жыл бұрын
My wife just mentioned colonoscopy and I sent her this joke 🤣
@maxiepattie85
@maxiepattie85 4 жыл бұрын
Girls were flirting with me in front of the wife too! I guess before the old finger camera thingy that cool and exceptionable...
@nomibynoother2786
@nomibynoother2786 4 жыл бұрын
I'm almost scared to go to a live show. I think I would literally bust a gut from laughing. I'm in pain just thinking about it cuz I can't stop laughing now...
@CalebsGamingShow
@CalebsGamingShow 4 жыл бұрын
Hi Jim! I hope you are doing well! I hope you are coming to Portland Oregon or somewhere in Washington state after the coronavirus is gone! I’m a big fan like everyone else. I never seen you in person before.
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