Jim Jefferies -- Gun Control (Part 2) from BARE -- Netflix Special

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Jim Jefferies

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Comedian Jim Jefferies breaks down the absurdity of America's obsession with guns in his Netflix special BARE. Part 2 of 2.
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@thethirdman225
@thethirdman225 4 жыл бұрын
In Australia, health care is a right and gun ownership is a privilege. In America, gun ownership is a right and health care is a privilege. Some people really need to readjust their sights.
@wucciartist
@wucciartist 4 жыл бұрын
This!
@strangetimes33
@strangetimes33 4 жыл бұрын
Nicely said buddy
@Allagi22
@Allagi22 4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely. Lack of real affordable health care even for people who have decent jobs and "good benefits" in America is outrageous. Literally almost every American and their family is just 1 major illness away from financial ruin. Healthcare reform should be at the top of the political agenda, firearm reform should be up there too, but NOTHING AT ALL is being done about either. Insulin costs hundreds of dollars for each monthly supply now in America, literally diabetics across the nation are having to chose vital medicine or food/rent/gas and NO ONE IS DOING ANYTHING ABOUT IT!
@angelataylor2883
@angelataylor2883 4 жыл бұрын
I need to borrow your post. You speak the truth.
@thethirdman225
@thethirdman225 4 жыл бұрын
schwoogie78 It must really piss you off that, given the choice between owning guns and affordable health care for themselves and their families, the overwhelming majority would choose health care.
@TheLoyalTheorist
@TheLoyalTheorist 2 жыл бұрын
It's 2022. This bit is 6 years old. 19 children have just died. Nothing has changed. He's still making valid points. America still won't do anything.
@Jacobean808
@Jacobean808 2 жыл бұрын
Every time there's a mass shooting in the States, my blood boils about how nothing changes... then I watch this and at least get a laugh to move on from a sad sad situation.
@diamondgirl4152
@diamondgirl4152 2 жыл бұрын
We can't move on. We have to stop lobbyists from ruling our country
@tedhalko4266
@tedhalko4266 2 жыл бұрын
Fuck off I like guns
@bphillips422
@bphillips422 2 жыл бұрын
Nothing changes if nothing changes.
@spicoliii
@spicoliii 2 жыл бұрын
@@bphillips422 ‼️‼️‼️‼️
@SerBarristanSelmy
@SerBarristanSelmy Жыл бұрын
I just noticed that part 1 has 17 million views and part 2 only has 11. That means the 20 percent that are phased out plus the 10 percent that are furious adds up nicely :)
@skeletonbuyingpealts7134
@skeletonbuyingpealts7134 20 күн бұрын
They never figured out how they got that chandelier up there
@EJB2274
@EJB2274 11 күн бұрын
​@@skeletonbuyingpealts7134😂😂
@RamblingRamul
@RamblingRamul 2 жыл бұрын
I have watched this bit atleast 10 times or more since it first came out. It is the best standup bit ever performed on stage regarding this political issue. Thanks Jim. He should be proud of this bit. This is great legacy to be remembered for.
@KickassUncle
@KickassUncle 2 жыл бұрын
It is NOT a political issue anywhere else but the U.S. It is a public safety issue. Before the Port Arthur massacre in Tasmania, from Australia's revolving doors rotating knives occasionally and randomly burst out and cut people into pieces and when the (literally) bleeding heart left wanted them outlawed, the Conservatives never made it a "political issue".
@christyreinders2449
@christyreinders2449 2 жыл бұрын
Agree
@chickenmama823
@chickenmama823 2 жыл бұрын
yes as well as most of George Carlins work.
@katharineelizabeth7689
@katharineelizabeth7689 2 жыл бұрын
And it always pops up after another school shooting
@pruephillip1338
@pruephillip1338 2 жыл бұрын
He makes me proud to be Australian. We are doing just fine....
@gmaemaster
@gmaemaster 7 жыл бұрын
This is the most logical thing ive ever watched on gun control, and it's a fucking stand-up.
@stevencage89
@stevencage89 7 жыл бұрын
ikr
@croisaor2308
@croisaor2308 7 жыл бұрын
Comedians are some of the most logical people because you have to understand the world to make jokes about it.
@DrewJPS
@DrewJPS 7 жыл бұрын
Don't underestimate comedy. It's one of the most advanced forms of intelligence.
@fredfreddy8684
@fredfreddy8684 7 жыл бұрын
That's why art is important and why right wing humanities are non-existent.
@lockodonis
@lockodonis 7 жыл бұрын
+Drew Layton Fart jokes are best....
@daniell8993
@daniell8993 5 жыл бұрын
this is the best TED Talk i've ever seen.
@jainra
@jainra 5 жыл бұрын
Pardon my ignorance... but what's TED?
@vinnytaranova6163
@vinnytaranova6163 5 жыл бұрын
TED stands for Technology , Entertainment , and Design. It's a nonprofit organization that is dedicated to the spreading of ideas. There's a bunch of the talks on KZfaq.
@octaviablackthorn9
@octaviablackthorn9 5 жыл бұрын
Vinny Taranova I love TED Talks. I’ve never known what TED stands for.
@vinnytaranova6163
@vinnytaranova6163 5 жыл бұрын
It's my pleasure.
@flamecrew9atroblox958
@flamecrew9atroblox958 5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@toniweiss_getyourstorystraight
@toniweiss_getyourstorystraight Жыл бұрын
This might just be the best piece of comedy writing ever. Flawless arguments, and every punchline lands with impeccable timing.
@josephpublico2337
@josephpublico2337 Жыл бұрын
Are you talking about the comments section? Jim was pretty good too....
@bigkev78
@bigkev78 5 ай бұрын
Jim Jeffries is awesome. Saw him live at the Tivoli theatre in Brisbane, think the tickets were less than $30. He was brilliant. The fight in the lobby that someone turned fire extinguishers on was pretty good value, like a free extra after the show! His rapier wit, impeccable delivery, (even half cut, actually the drunker he gets the funnier he is!) and the whole ‘dumb Aussie party guy’ schtick all add up to a great show,
@billyin4c514
@billyin4c514 Ай бұрын
There are counter arguments, and they're very substantial. Jim is hilarious, but doesn't make a great argument.
@jredwood16
@jredwood16 Жыл бұрын
I absolutely love this whole thing, but for some reason the moment he yells, "THANKS, JONATHAN!" makes me laugh my ass off every time.🤣
@henrlima87
@henrlima87 Жыл бұрын
I say it all the time in traffic because of him 😂
@heatherhoward8064
@heatherhoward8064 6 жыл бұрын
I live in Japan, where gun violence is so rare, it makes the news if a *police officer* uses his firearm!! No joke, 99.99% of the time, they use only nightsticks. They're also trained in judo.
@maybutworse4409
@maybutworse4409 5 жыл бұрын
@LordKellthe1st In the words of John Oliver, "It's not a gun problem, it's an America problem."
@ronytheronin7439
@ronytheronin7439 5 жыл бұрын
bert smith But gun deaths aren’t one of them. Aren’t you the moron who said your violence problems was due to the presence of black people a few comments earlier? That was your best argument against guns AND inbreeding!
@NatanelYaHu
@NatanelYaHu 5 жыл бұрын
You also don't allow immigrants into your country.
@ronytheronin7439
@ronytheronin7439 5 жыл бұрын
mshesh16 it would make sense if they didn’t have any form of gun control, yet they consider their fellow Japanese as dangerous as anybody else. There are other countries with both gun control and diverse ethnic groups. The UK, Canada, France, Australia and they still have fewer murders and gun violence than the US.
@atttarpalsinghthabal8195
@atttarpalsinghthabal8195 5 жыл бұрын
Yes but that process doesn’t benefit corporates, gun club and it effects political donations
@yootoob4516
@yootoob4516 6 жыл бұрын
"If you can't change something called an 'amendment,' you need a thesaurus more than you need a constitution." FUCKING BRILLIANT!
@Anon54387
@Anon54387 2 жыл бұрын
We could remove the 2nd Amendment, at least in theory, but we would still have the right. We don't have the right because of the 2nd Amendment. We have the 2nd Amendment because we have the right, and this is true of all the rights recognized in the Bill of Rights. The only difference if we removed the 2nd Amendment would be that government could then legally infringe the right to keep and bear arms, but a government that can legally infringe rights is not a legitimate government. The Bill of Rights is a limit on government power.
@clubgop
@clubgop 2 жыл бұрын
Than do it. Elect 2/3 to each House of Congress and get 38 states to agree. Go ahead, go do it.
@clubgop
@clubgop 2 жыл бұрын
@Timothy TwoTwoThree I am not a gun grabber the only thing you’ll be getting is a 72” plot of dirt. I was pointing out the reality of what they are asking. The best way to defeat people like this is to convince them that what they want will require real work on their part.
@learntospellpeople
@learntospellpeople 2 жыл бұрын
@@clubgop @Timothy TwoTwoThree You two make absolutely no sense. It's not enough that first one of you makes a non secquiter reply to the initial post then the other makes it sound like he's a creepy thief. What a couple of jokers no one takes seriously.
@clubgop
@clubgop 2 жыл бұрын
@@learntospellpeople oh because you have no idea how an amendment happens because you didn’t pass 5th grade civics, doesn’t make an error on my part.
@idlesurfer214
@idlesurfer214 2 жыл бұрын
"You know what's good about the musket? It gives you a lot of time to calm down!" ROTFPMSL!!!
@iansimpson6618
@iansimpson6618 12 сағат бұрын
"You r right, she is fat. Kaboom !. Problem solved. lets go n have a beer "
@siraxelron4726
@siraxelron4726 Жыл бұрын
2023 and still as relevant as ever.
@Rhythmattica
@Rhythmattica Жыл бұрын
And unfortunately, those that say its not , make irrelevant what is relevant .
@mike___davidson
@mike___davidson 5 жыл бұрын
ok, so the first part of this has 10 million views, this second part has nearly 7 million views, thats the 20% bored and the 10% f*ckin furious not following through... :o)
@guccigoatskin2699
@guccigoatskin2699 4 жыл бұрын
Not really I know this comment is half a year old but I’m still gonna comment. Loosing 30% is not uncommon, pretty standard for even non political bits.
@bforthigh1617
@bforthigh1617 4 жыл бұрын
The first part of let's plays usually have the most views.
@luceafarul579
@luceafarul579 4 жыл бұрын
The second part wasn’t as funny as the first
@johnbianchi9401
@johnbianchi9401 3 жыл бұрын
I have floppy man boobies!
@WillBeUnknownToYou
@WillBeUnknownToYou 3 жыл бұрын
I did get bored but I still wanted to hear the whole gun control thing. Turns out that he didn’t say anything that I hadn’t already heard before 😴
@nicolasrubbo8064
@nicolasrubbo8064 6 жыл бұрын
'' If you have 34000$, you don't need to be a criminal...you're a great little saver keep going''
@Sp4wnEffect
@Sp4wnEffect 5 жыл бұрын
Scurello3 that’s only the case in the US he kinda literally said that...
@Neilram2001
@Neilram2001 5 жыл бұрын
Nicolas Rubbo ok Dave Ramsey.
@dmenace9827
@dmenace9827 5 жыл бұрын
@Scurello3 To paraphrase, he said, 'In the US you can order a gun from Walmart for $1000, while, in Australia the same gun would cost you $34000 on the black market.'
@nathanashley623
@nathanashley623 5 жыл бұрын
​@mshesh16 Then why are mass shootings not being committed with homemade guns in Australia?
@ronytheronin7439
@ronytheronin7439 5 жыл бұрын
mshesh16 No he’s making a valid point, why there are no mass shootings with homemade guns in countries with gun control? Could it be that machining a gun is something that is beyond the reach of the insane? Or the common thug? Here in Canada there was a case where it happened and the guy got caught because he did it with borrowed equipment. Turns out having the right tools is harder than getting a gun on the black market...
@markt1387
@markt1387 Жыл бұрын
Legendary performance. He basically went on stage, and insulted two thirds of his audience. That takes a lot of balls. Hilarious skit and so true 👊✊
@owlcowl
@owlcowl 5 ай бұрын
It wouldn't been 2/3 of the audience in Boston, where this was recorded; more likely the reverse. But when he did this routine in Nashville -- now THAT took balls. And probably, just to be cautious, a gun locked in a safe backstage.
@melodyknievel515
@melodyknievel515 4 ай бұрын
​@@owlcowlEven then, big time comedians performing a special costs a pretty penny. I'm sure regardless of where he is, or any comedian for that matter, the vast majority of people who pay a lot of money to see them are familiar with them and already agree with them/their humor.
@monkmchorning
@monkmchorning 2 жыл бұрын
I love the way the word "fuck" rolls off the tongues of speakers of Australian English.
@user-hm9ft3fd9o
@user-hm9ft3fd9o Ай бұрын
It s the norm 😂
@catadjusterZ
@catadjusterZ Ай бұрын
Or the way they use the word CUNT...
@1971RobM
@1971RobM 5 жыл бұрын
The simplicity of his argument is priceless.
@TimsFoyleHeadgear
@TimsFoyleHeadgear 5 жыл бұрын
Still too complicated for gun nuts.
@boahnation9932
@boahnation9932 4 жыл бұрын
@@TimsFoyleHeadgear hahaha so true man
@johnstamos4186
@johnstamos4186 4 жыл бұрын
But he still misses the main issue... Americans want to protect their way of life forever... that's a long time in case you didn't notice. Americans want to be prepared to defend their rights to the death if the need arises. That's really what the second amendment is for... he's obviously being a comedian here, but he's also serious. Reform in the US is absolutely necessary but we have to come up with lasting solutions so that in 300 years if some douche dictator takes over the American political system, the people will have some response.
@boahnation9932
@boahnation9932 4 жыл бұрын
@@johnstamos4186 but what about all the other countries that don't have guns? You can say that about every other country? Why do Americans need guns? You could literally say that about any other counteh
@boahnation9932
@boahnation9932 4 жыл бұрын
@@johnstamos4186 country*
@DavesShed
@DavesShed 2 жыл бұрын
As an Australian I can confirm. We have a constitution. I also never read it. If we have a problem, we'll look it up but right now it's time for a cold one.
@dimitriosp7214
@dimitriosp7214 2 жыл бұрын
Fuckn love being an Australian
@howardcroft3748
@howardcroft3748 2 жыл бұрын
It's just the vive of the thing
@Spinikar
@Spinikar 2 жыл бұрын
I also get the feeling that if somethings gets to a point of, hey we need to look at our constitution, we are all like, meh, that's too much effort and just move on.
@Rob-fc9wg
@Rob-fc9wg 2 жыл бұрын
@@howardcroft3748 Vibe*
@howardcroft3748
@howardcroft3748 2 жыл бұрын
@@Rob-fc9wg I'm surprised anyone ever got the joke! Well spotted... I stand corrected
@into_the_void
@into_the_void 2 жыл бұрын
May 2022 : 212 mass shootings have occurred so far this year in the USA. There were 27 school shootings with injuries or deaths this year. Yet guns are not the problem according to most Americans
@TonyMontana33452
@TonyMontana33452 2 жыл бұрын
It's a primitive, corrupt, 3rd World country pretending to be civilized.
@flyingstart2341
@flyingstart2341 2 жыл бұрын
Jim made some extremely profound points in this routine. Breathtaking intelligence.
@Ibasirov
@Ibasirov 6 ай бұрын
And just casually dropped into conversation Decartes, i’m quite sure, those 10% did not get this point of “i know that i exist, everything else is up to interpretation”
@sanniepstein4835
@sanniepstein4835 6 ай бұрын
Rather stale, I thought. He was better on Sweden.
@MV-sn1kf
@MV-sn1kf 5 ай бұрын
They might be profound points for Americans, for the rest of the world it's just common sense. But brillianty put into words for sure.
@Ibasirov
@Ibasirov 5 ай бұрын
@@MV-sn1kf but he’s australian, dude, not austrian
@TheReelCorner
@TheReelCorner 8 жыл бұрын
Bloody Sarah and Jonathan ruining it for the rest of us!
@sarahp9932
@sarahp9932 8 жыл бұрын
Sorry...
@sarahp9932
@sarahp9932 8 жыл бұрын
Kelysa9 Eh...they could be worse
@SiliconBong
@SiliconBong 8 жыл бұрын
+TheReelCorner I thought 3:23 was such a cool ringtone, till my phone rung in the library . . .
@Blazfuego
@Blazfuego 8 жыл бұрын
+TheReelCorner sorry about ur family
@pennisdrager7364
@pennisdrager7364 7 жыл бұрын
THANKS JONATHAN
@Azulmine
@Azulmine 3 жыл бұрын
“Yes you can, it’s called an amendment” gets me every time LMAO
@CuriousDiaries
@CuriousDiaries Жыл бұрын
If you don't know what an amendment is then you need a thesaurus more than an amendment! cracks me up lol
@Speegs23
@Speegs23 Жыл бұрын
Actually, it's more indicative of someone that doesn't know the historical context of why the Bill of Rights were added.
@scorpinok3006
@scorpinok3006 Жыл бұрын
@@Speegs23 "Look at me, look how pretentious I am." - You.
@zoni36
@zoni36 Жыл бұрын
@@CuriousDiaries , best line ever!
@1stsampan
@1stsampan Жыл бұрын
Why would 2nd Amendment bother him if he lives in Australia? Very peculiar.
@geargeekpdx3566
@geargeekpdx3566 5 ай бұрын
George Carlin never would have imagined his rightful heir would come from down under
@johnhaworth7034
@johnhaworth7034 15 күн бұрын
Correct! 😊
@monumentsNmelodies
@monumentsNmelodies 8 жыл бұрын
"I take drugs like a fucking champion"
@rayrobinson3980
@rayrobinson3980 8 жыл бұрын
+monumentsNmelodies I dance Rock n Roll for the Lord Jesus Christ.........I win.
@taxfreedollars
@taxfreedollars 8 жыл бұрын
+Ray Robinson Remember when Christians said Rock and Roll was the work of the devil.
@rayrobinson3980
@rayrobinson3980 8 жыл бұрын
taxfreedollars They lied :P
@taxfreedollars
@taxfreedollars 8 жыл бұрын
+Ray Robinson So what else have they lied about?
@JessesanMan
@JessesanMan 8 жыл бұрын
+taxfreedollars Pretty much the whole thing
@Jambe.
@Jambe. 3 жыл бұрын
"You used to have this thing in America called, uh, *SLAVERYYY!* " Gets me everytime.
@rowancucanic
@rowancucanic 3 жыл бұрын
What’s even better is the woman who wooohs immediately after
@randymarsh5052
@randymarsh5052 3 жыл бұрын
You’re lowkey a part of cancel culture
@Peron1-MC
@Peron1-MC 3 жыл бұрын
@@randymarsh5052 you mean we should cancel the US because they had slavery XD. that is indeed how stupid cancel culture is.
@randymarsh5052
@randymarsh5052 3 жыл бұрын
@@Peron1-MC that is not I meant dummy
@jackmehoffe9372
@jackmehoffe9372 2 жыл бұрын
@@randymarsh5052 that's how it sounded. Your blanket banning of things is becoming embarrassing
@archivegirl
@archivegirl 2 жыл бұрын
The BEST argument against indiscriminate gun ownership EVER. I'm sending this and part one around to everyone I know today. (Also a pretty smart analysis of constitutional law.)
@peterhel1077
@peterhel1077 2 жыл бұрын
I automated a bot and it send this peace to like 12k conservatives on twitter lol. I can see them seething.
@eonsinfinity534
@eonsinfinity534 2 жыл бұрын
@@peterhel1077 this is probably the best thing I've ever read.
@1911GreaterThanALL
@1911GreaterThanALL Жыл бұрын
How is it indiscriminate? There are prohibitive statuses.
@sanniepstein4835
@sanniepstein4835 6 ай бұрын
Leftists' ignorance of history and naive faith in government leaves one agog.
@FrankDux-uo7ig
@FrankDux-uo7ig 2 ай бұрын
@@peterhel1077people don’t watch things that people send them. They just reply lol immediately and do whatever they were doing
@bccs2331
@bccs2331 Жыл бұрын
"From time to time, we all get sad" gets me every time.
@cyantulip
@cyantulip 5 жыл бұрын
“See, many of you need a thesaurus more than you need a constitution! And if you don’t know what a thesaurus is, get a dictionary and work your way forward.”
@RoastedLocust
@RoastedLocust 4 жыл бұрын
@Michael Scott , said the guy calling himself "Michael Scott" who also probably sucks Donald Trump's dick, a president that is 1000x cringier than Michael Scott and David Brent combined.
@montaym4552
@montaym4552 4 жыл бұрын
@@RoastedLocust Oof you really showed him buddy.
@uwotmatte7577
@uwotmatte7577 4 жыл бұрын
@Michael Scott yup. Its really cringey people still cant see a constitution as a dynamic property instead of static.
@wolfman1000000
@wolfman1000000 4 жыл бұрын
And if they don't know a dictionary, google it.
@nathanjames9358
@nathanjames9358 4 жыл бұрын
@@uwotmatte7577 dynamic is different than ripping it apart and replacing it with something worse
@nadinewhite993
@nadinewhite993 8 жыл бұрын
"...you're a great little saver, keep going..." lol!
@UnbiasedBayernFan
@UnbiasedBayernFan 6 жыл бұрын
That was genius 😂
@LittleVboh
@LittleVboh Жыл бұрын
I've lost my baby brother in 11-13-2022 at Virginia Charlottesville school shooting. I still can't believe he's dead.
@katperson1955
@katperson1955 Ай бұрын
I’m so sorry for your loss. This should not happen.
@davidriding92
@davidriding92 2 жыл бұрын
“You’re a great little saver” fucking killed me😂
@jostimantatarigan7657
@jostimantatarigan7657 3 жыл бұрын
"you've got 34k dollars, you're a little saver, keep going!" Oh this is both true and brilliant :D
@ThatGuyNamedFlash
@ThatGuyNamedFlash 3 жыл бұрын
Not really true tho, I know a bunch of drug dealers in my town alone (I live in Australia) that have multiply guns, so 34k might be a lot to the average worker but to a drug dealer it's actually trivially easy to earn.
@GSensei
@GSensei 3 жыл бұрын
@@ThatGuyNamedFlash but drug dealers don't really massacre school children or non catholic religion cuz it is bad for business
@ThatGuyNamedFlash
@ThatGuyNamedFlash 3 жыл бұрын
@@GSensei true they usually just leave their guns out for there mentally unstable cracked out friends to steal and commit crimes with.
@qwerty.760
@qwerty.760 3 жыл бұрын
@@ThatGuyNamedFlash tell me then, why after banning them massacrs have decreased so much?
@ThatGuyNamedFlash
@ThatGuyNamedFlash 3 жыл бұрын
@@qwerty.760 they haven't, there's been plenty of massacres in Aus after the gun ban, 6 occured in 2019 alone. A number of massacres after the ban even include guns. USA has like 150x the population of Aus so obviously more crime occures there comparatively.
@DarkFenix34512
@DarkFenix34512 8 жыл бұрын
"The Best thing about a musket is it gives you a lot of time to calm down"
@marklinkous2742
@marklinkous2742 6 жыл бұрын
DarkFenix34512. nope if im that pissed someone deserves to die dont get me that pissed an armed society is a polite society
@markkond8565
@markkond8565 6 жыл бұрын
No, it's not. A polite society is a polite society. If you think that someone pissing you off gives you the right to kill them, you're precisely the kind of psychopath that needs to have his guns taken away and a fucking lobotomy thrown in for good measure.
@Phantomlorde01
@Phantomlorde01 6 жыл бұрын
fuck off! I like guns !!! ;-p
@SA80TAGE
@SA80TAGE 6 жыл бұрын
Mark Linkous wow you genuinely believe you have the right to kill someone just for pissing you off? Lunatic.
@ronytheronin7439
@ronytheronin7439 5 жыл бұрын
Mark Linkous What à wonderful case for gun control you make sir.
@DrWITeeth
@DrWITeeth 2 жыл бұрын
Who's here after...wait. Nevermind; this video is always relevant in America.
@wichanee932
@wichanee932 2 жыл бұрын
Even in 10 20 or 30 yr time, this comment is still relevant.
@trudyfox938
@trudyfox938 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine if Will Smith had a musket. He might have calmed down before slapping Chris Rock.
@Trag1cVision
@Trag1cVision 7 жыл бұрын
I love how he clearly states how other countries don't look at their constitution like a Bible. A constitution is not set in stone.
@tedlasly3362
@tedlasly3362 6 жыл бұрын
No. It's based on principles. Those haven't changed.
@lizrussell4259
@lizrussell4259 6 жыл бұрын
Well, they have, otherwise you wouldn’t have all those “amendments” you all love
@Horny_Fruit_Flies
@Horny_Fruit_Flies 6 жыл бұрын
ted lasly, Principles change. Only a narrow-minded conservative would think that they don't. Took you a while to free the slaves and give the ability to vote other people that rich white land owners.
@tedlasly3362
@tedlasly3362 6 жыл бұрын
Horny Fruit Flies last I checked, slavery wasn't part of first ten if the BOR. The reason for that principled amendment is just as prevalent now , if not than when it was written.
@southwestultrasound3420
@southwestultrasound3420 6 жыл бұрын
youre ignorant - MJ
@litojonny
@litojonny 8 жыл бұрын
jim's american accent is perfect
@thefandomfish3071
@thefandomfish3071 8 жыл бұрын
Ikr!!
@max16
@max16 8 жыл бұрын
+litojonny.....ok....
@jrenae75
@jrenae75 8 жыл бұрын
+litojonny I know. I love it! Cracks me up! I swear I heard that American guy last night! lol
@Brainbuster
@Brainbuster 8 жыл бұрын
Mark the time, please.
@stedunn563
@stedunn563 8 жыл бұрын
+litojonny To be honest his accent is just as awful as Americans think Brits talk, in a really robotic typical way, most Brits and most americans really don't speak the media accents.
@stevendimmock4791
@stevendimmock4791 2 жыл бұрын
Jim, the beast Aussie stand up ever. Incisive, truthful and beyond criticism. More power to you, mate.
@1911GreaterThanALL
@1911GreaterThanALL Жыл бұрын
Nothing is ever beyond criticism.
@skaldlouiscyphre2453
@skaldlouiscyphre2453 Жыл бұрын
@@1911GreaterThanALL Nothing except for Transilvanian Hunger.
@garrytroxell2689
@garrytroxell2689 2 жыл бұрын
HE MAKES PERFECT SENSE !!! THAT'S WHAT SCARES THE PEOPLE WITH ZERO SENSE !!
@Lithium_GI
@Lithium_GI 5 жыл бұрын
Its sad when nowadays we LISTEN to comedians and LAUGH at politicians...
@adamtaylor1739
@adamtaylor1739 5 жыл бұрын
Woah man, you're so deep... Are you 14?
@Lithium_GI
@Lithium_GI 5 жыл бұрын
Adam Taylor woah man, you are so cool and funny... are you 14?
@thesaltboy579
@thesaltboy579 5 жыл бұрын
Deepz88 you’re the 10%
@memphisstef3808
@memphisstef3808 5 жыл бұрын
I’m 14 and this is deep Where my Reddit peeps at
@kool5999
@kool5999 5 жыл бұрын
Wee live in a society
@soldiert0144
@soldiert0144 5 жыл бұрын
here in Australia we don't need guns. we have pet kangaroos and crocs to keep us safe. and before you say it im a respectful croc owner! I keep them locked up in a safe!
@nathanjames9358
@nathanjames9358 5 жыл бұрын
You have higher gun ownsership than pre ban
@boahnation9932
@boahnation9932 4 жыл бұрын
@@nathanjames9358 um... Now that just simply isn't true lol where did you hear that? :p
@smythie27
@smythie27 4 жыл бұрын
And the drop bears and a mass of poisonous snakes and spiders around our homes trained to attack unwanted intruders
@lyndaclancy8531
@lyndaclancy8531 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@288theabe
@288theabe 4 жыл бұрын
@@kerrbyy7825 Thoughts and prayers to those who died in the mass alligator attacks.
@paoloc4195
@paoloc4195 2 жыл бұрын
"If you've got 34 thousand dollars, you don't need to become a criminal. You've got 34 thousand dollars; you're a great little saver. Keep going"
@willparsons4240
@willparsons4240 2 жыл бұрын
“It gives you a lot of time to calm down”
@Symphonia16
@Symphonia16 4 жыл бұрын
"We have to walk as slow as our slowest person to keep society moving" this is fucking revolutionary! If we stopped leaving our vulnerable/unadjusted behind, it'll stop coming back to bite us in the ass all the damn time!
@USCTrojan2013
@USCTrojan2013 Жыл бұрын
@trekker75 FUCK GUNS! How about that?! Fuck 2A! Manipulated and abused by ONE party far more than anything else.. I don’t care if they spend a MULTI-TRILLIONS if it takes EVERY GUN OUT OF NRA /GOP’s HANDS PERMANENTLY!! Screw your pending “whataboutisms” IDGAF… I DON’T NEED GUNS OR WANT THEM! I have seen so little done of positive worth bc of any one gun… I REFUSE TO BUY/ ENDORSE THEM. They are America’s Fentanyl and WE ALL DIE BC OF THEM… BC THAT is their ONLY PURPOSE!! Funny that CHRISTIANS ENDORSE & SO HIGHLY DEFEND GUNS THAT MURDER.. WHEN THEIR OWN SAVIOR SAID CLEARLY: “THOU SHALT NOT KILL!!” There was no mention of people, animals etc.. Repubs will JUSTIFY THEIR ABUSE OF THIS COMMANDMENT AS THEY DO THE OTHER 9!!
@mundolioknows6447
@mundolioknows6447 7 жыл бұрын
"You've got $34000, you're a great little saver, keep going..." I was crying with laughter, I couldn't breathe.
@kavanaghqc2225
@kavanaghqc2225 2 жыл бұрын
Brilliant material this dude is a legend for speaking out with honestly
@user-dd9nz4we1g
@user-dd9nz4we1g 2 ай бұрын
His take on the 2nd Amendment is awesome.
@jeremyreid9582
@jeremyreid9582 2 жыл бұрын
“Many of you need a theasaurus more than you need a constitution …!” There is no better summary of the American than this comment. … and the fact that it was uttered by an Ozzie, to an American audience only makes it even more pertinent. 🤣😂😵‍💫😂
@Leebo13
@Leebo13 Ай бұрын
The problem is that too many of them are religious and deny the existence of thesauruses.
@avrilmedna1830
@avrilmedna1830 2 жыл бұрын
So glad I live in Australia. Best ever standup! It's all true!
@Venusbabe66
@Venusbabe66 2 жыл бұрын
Same! Melbourne Australia 🇦🇺 is home. It is all true that Jim says, except for the outdated massacre numbers. Las Vegas, Nevada, in 2017: 58 dead, more than 850 injured now holds the record for worst massacre. Same lone-wolf, agro, seething, antisocial male that America thrives in producing. They're in deep shite - rotting from the core thanks to their love of capitalism instead of the care of their people. So sad.
@jazzx251
@jazzx251 5 жыл бұрын
The most comprehensive dismantling of lack of gun control ever presented.
@nathanjames9358
@nathanjames9358 4 жыл бұрын
If you don't like guns, don't go to America. Problem solved.
@jeZza710
@jeZza710 4 жыл бұрын
@@nathanjames9358 haha You're in that 10% arent you mate..seeeething
@thethirdman225
@thethirdman225 4 жыл бұрын
Nathan Woodason Yeah, he covered that too. ROFL!! “If you don’t like it, leave! If you don’t like it, leave!” That’s what’s going around in your head right now, isn’t it?
@youcanfindrace
@youcanfindrace 4 жыл бұрын
TheThirdMan mayb if liberals had guns they could do something about it lolololol... but from where I’m sitting.. a liberal vs conservative war would be a slaughter
@jeZza710
@jeZza710 4 жыл бұрын
@@youcanfindrace watch out, we got a war mongering conservative here! I bet you have wet dreams over that shit don't you...
@scofield1154
@scofield1154 5 жыл бұрын
"There is no way to stop this" -says the only country where this regularly happens
@nathanjames9358
@nathanjames9358 5 жыл бұрын
Not per capita, we're 11th
@carty0493
@carty0493 4 жыл бұрын
Well I'm guessing you're American.
@harshbarj
@harshbarj 4 жыл бұрын
@@nathanjames9358 , While true, a per capita breakdown can be a bit misleading. Most of the countries that are higher than us are also a lot smaller, many smaller than our larger cities. With smaller populations, one anomaly can heavily impact the rankings. The united states does lead the world in the number of mass shootings that happen, something that should not be belittled.
@jamesmelton775
@jamesmelton775 4 жыл бұрын
Australia has 20 million people. Los Angeles alone has a greater population. We are not the same.
@jamesmelton775
@jamesmelton775 4 жыл бұрын
harshbarj that’s simply false. Go visit Syria sometime.
@grunthostheflatulent2613
@grunthostheflatulent2613 2 жыл бұрын
And in fact, Australia has now (2022) more licensed shooters and registered firearms than ever before with no corresponding rise in gun crime whatsoever. We must be doing something right!
@paulllewellyn4416
@paulllewellyn4416 2 жыл бұрын
licenced and registered being the operative words
@briangrelling8476
@briangrelling8476 2 жыл бұрын
they also don"t have a bunch of 13"s doing 52
@gaussminigun
@gaussminigun Жыл бұрын
@@briangrelling8476 DAS RIIIIITE
@rbasir1
@rbasir1 Жыл бұрын
I assume that Australia is doing much better job in beckground check before selling and licencing guns
@ignaciocrescini8206
@ignaciocrescini8206 2 жыл бұрын
The life of the fetus is sacred for the Republican party, but the life of children is disposable through their lack of healthcare and the danger of getting shot in school, thanks mr Howard for driving Australia into normality
@gofur73
@gofur73 2 жыл бұрын
@@seedee652 Let's hope not
@7inrain
@7inrain 2 жыл бұрын
@@seedee652 Yeah, Trump exactly. That fucking coward who dodged Vietnam by letting daddy pay a doctor to magically "find" some bone spurs in his foot. Who wants others to pay the price for his own wrongdoings as shown by the Stormy Daniels/Michael Cohen affair. Who hides in a bunker when a few protesters show up in front of the WH. Who demands loyalty but doesn't give it to others. Who throws everyone under the bus when he doesn't need him anymore. Yeah, long live that spineless moron and the fucking morons who celebrate him. Not.
@tierefuerimmer9635
@tierefuerimmer9635 2 жыл бұрын
Pro lifers are total hypocrites
@Jindy2
@Jindy2 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, John Howard has our undying gratitude for that.
@ladybayside7547
@ladybayside7547 2 жыл бұрын
John Howard is a hero.
@jonathanlaughlin
@jonathanlaughlin 4 жыл бұрын
THANKS JONATHAN! Gets me every time.
@toast-master-6663
@toast-master-6663 4 жыл бұрын
Jonathan Laughlin thanks Jonathan!!!
@jonathansindall1752
@jonathansindall1752 4 жыл бұрын
You, too, huh?
@YodaZemunski
@YodaZemunski 4 жыл бұрын
I return to this clip regularly because of THANKS JONATHAN
@YodaZemunski
@YodaZemunski 4 жыл бұрын
Oh I didn't see you guys are Jonathans LOL
@seanoreilly1832
@seanoreilly1832 4 жыл бұрын
I know hey
@joshuabarltley8499
@joshuabarltley8499 6 жыл бұрын
"I use my slaves to protect my family, I keep my slaves, locked in a safe"lmao
@nathanjames9358
@nathanjames9358 5 жыл бұрын
Bet they dont own guns. Thats why theyre slaves
@JA-jb4ti
@JA-jb4ti 2 жыл бұрын
Slavery isn’t funny.
@JA-jb4ti
@JA-jb4ti 2 жыл бұрын
@@nathanjames9358slavery isn’t funny.
@remliqa
@remliqa 11 күн бұрын
@@JA-jb4ti Neither are guns.
@Agentcurls
@Agentcurls 2 жыл бұрын
So scathing in the best possible way.
@CoryShowtime
@CoryShowtime 2 жыл бұрын
"I take drugs like a fucking champion! But we can't because Sarah took drugs and stabbed her fucking kids. THANKS SARAH!" I feel this joke in my SOUL! lol
@RobinEvans1234
@RobinEvans1234 2 жыл бұрын
When you really look into it the reason why many vices were criminalized in the first place is because criminalizing vices empowered the collaboration between intelligence agencies, police, and mafia organizations. The C.I.A. works primarily within the underworld of countries around the world (as the F.B.I. does domestically) as people within it are vulnerable and compromised and therefore easily recruited, protected status can be granted, and dirt can be collected to gain leverage on people who look for their vices there, gaining intelligence agencies leverage on people within legal organizations they wish to infiltrate in foreign countries.
@aecides3203
@aecides3203 4 жыл бұрын
It's kind of interesting that the USA was colonised (primarily) by rather zealous religious people and Australia (primarily) by 'criminals' who were shipped there, but that it's Australia who're actually making an effort to control gun crime (and succeeding).
@nathanjames9358
@nathanjames9358 4 жыл бұрын
Australia has higher gun ownership than before the buyback that no one participated in
@MrRecrute
@MrRecrute 4 жыл бұрын
@Nathan Woodason, plenty of people handed in their guns. What’s significant is that Australia banned possession of rapid fire guns. That’s had an impact on the number of gun deaths whether suicide or homicide.
@JohnSmith-hn6kv
@JohnSmith-hn6kv 4 жыл бұрын
How many times is the word "God" mentioned in the US constitution?
@MrRecrute
@MrRecrute 4 жыл бұрын
@John Smith, what’s your point? The US constitution was written in the 18th century. Many of the contributors to the constitution believed in a deity although not necessarily a Christian one.
@JohnSmith-hn6kv
@JohnSmith-hn6kv 4 жыл бұрын
@@MrRecrute because Christianity has only been around for a few hundred years.
@mads2a
@mads2a 4 жыл бұрын
This is the most scathing yet humorous and truthful criticism of American gun culture.
@louissay
@louissay 2 жыл бұрын
And on the psyche of the Violent States of America…
@liamhash486
@liamhash486 Жыл бұрын
@Steve S lmfao i found one! the 10% seeeeeeething
@stevecooke2879
@stevecooke2879 Жыл бұрын
@steves6695 USA only country in the world has a mass shooting of children every week, and you keep trying to make exuses, just to keep your toys
@jackwatson3944
@jackwatson3944 Жыл бұрын
@Chris Hoch but school's and the public are being shot up much more often than countries that have gun control.
@davidblantz
@davidblantz Жыл бұрын
​​@Chris Hoch Chris, the only thing I've heard gun advocates say is arm teachers and security. I believe that misses the point- one wants a gunfight at the OK Corral at every affected High School? I think Jeffries debunked every argument out there in a hilarious entertaining way. Solutions are needed but arming everyone seems very short sighted.
@JamesLDurham
@JamesLDurham 2 жыл бұрын
Watch this after each massacre. Needless to say I’ve watched it too many times.
@sw4841
@sw4841 26 күн бұрын
There was simply no other discussion about the second amendment that’s funny and makes so much sense as this. This will go down in history as one of the best comedy skits that also makes so much sense ever.
@pinkmagicali
@pinkmagicali 3 жыл бұрын
I love that line about the first amendment giving people the right to say that the second amendment sucks. LOL.
@Anon54387
@Anon54387 2 жыл бұрын
The First Amendment doesn't give anyone the right to free speech and the 2nd Amendment doesn't give anyone the right to guns. Governments don't grant rights. We have rights. They pre-existed government. We don't have the rights because of the Bill of Rights. We have the Bill of Rights because we have rights. The Bill of Rights is a limit on government to protect our rights.
@nipponsuxs
@nipponsuxs 2 жыл бұрын
@@Anon54387 well the Indians never had a bill of rights, theyd scalp a white man any time they could, maybe we should let them keep doing what they were doing since the bill if rights has no authority over them
@alistairmscott
@alistairmscott 2 жыл бұрын
And there may yet come a time when the second amendment protects people's rights under the first...
@innismor11
@innismor11 2 жыл бұрын
Minor correction ................. he said ".......sucks dicks". (You're welcome.)
@two_kopecks
@two_kopecks Жыл бұрын
And the second amendment alows people to have the first
@androidgaming3330
@androidgaming3330 7 жыл бұрын
Whenever there's a massacre people are like "Well imagine if they had a gun?" Imagine a city where every person is carrying a gun. Anyone could shoot at anytime. Do you really think that would make a city safer?
@highdough2712
@highdough2712 7 жыл бұрын
The US has more guns per capita than any other country in the world, and is also the safest country in the world. Right? Isn't it?
@androidgaming3330
@androidgaming3330 7 жыл бұрын
+highdough I'm assuming you're being sarcastic?
@androidgaming3330
@androidgaming3330 7 жыл бұрын
+highdough I'm assuming you're being sarcastic?
@highdough2712
@highdough2712 7 жыл бұрын
androidgaming You would assume correct.
@dizgroontled
@dizgroontled 7 жыл бұрын
yup
@tuntun168
@tuntun168 2 жыл бұрын
Came here after Uvalde. This guy will be immortalised as long as guns still exist in America and the massacres continue indefinitely. Truly genius.
@rvbguitar
@rvbguitar 2 жыл бұрын
"I keep my slaves locked in a safe" 😄
@reeceelsom8079
@reeceelsom8079 4 жыл бұрын
This came out nearly 4 years ago and still nothing has changed and his points are all still valid 😟
@daitos1955
@daitos1955 4 жыл бұрын
And one of the reasons why that happens is that kids are not being taught at home and at school about moral values. Add to that people on the social networks spreading the idea that violence is cool + violent video games and you have the perfect storm.
@2FadeMusic
@2FadeMusic 4 жыл бұрын
@@daitos1955 don't come here with that videogame bull shit.
@paulgarrett4474
@paulgarrett4474 4 жыл бұрын
@@daitos1955 same moral values in the UK, same video games in the UK, same social networks in the UK. Only 3 mass shootings in the history of the UK, what could the difference be I wonder.....
@daitos1955
@daitos1955 4 жыл бұрын
@@paulgarrett4474, Is the right to bear guns considered in the British constitution? a section of the american people are brought up with the notion that the 2nd amendment is a sacred cow and, as Jim Jeffries said it, they just love their guns.
@paulgarrett4474
@paulgarrett4474 4 жыл бұрын
@@daitos1955 not in our constitution as far as I know, we had a school shooting here in the 80s, it was decided after that to ban handguns and rifles, so they did. No more mass shootings since. If I want a shotgun (I shoot clays only) it can have a capacity of 2 rounds maximum, the police visit my house to inspect my security, check my gun safe, and interview me. They check my criminal record and contact my doctor to check for mental health issues. Only if I pass all of these things can I have a license to own a gun. I must then renew this full process every 5 years.
@DmonHiro
@DmonHiro 2 жыл бұрын
"Fuck you! Don't take my slaves!" was the best line ever.
@Confused_Philosopher
@Confused_Philosopher 4 ай бұрын
The way he said "SLAVERY"!! Was hilarious.
@joshuaesposito5409
@joshuaesposito5409 Жыл бұрын
One of the best bits of comedy in the history of comedy. Iconic and legendary. You can rest well Jim. Rest well.
@doctorheck2186
@doctorheck2186 Жыл бұрын
... am I missing something here? I don't think he's dead, mate...
@USCTrojan2013
@USCTrojan2013 Жыл бұрын
@@doctorheck2186 He didn’t say RIP.. he could retire though .. off that set alone :)
@KChauhan909
@KChauhan909 22 күн бұрын
Priceless and truer than ever, decade later, in gun crazy America
@godofspacetime333
@godofspacetime333 4 жыл бұрын
“You’re bringing guns to a drone fight!” Talk about a fucking massacre, Jesus.
@homelessman2257
@homelessman2257 2 жыл бұрын
Taliban, look them up
@scaryterry0108
@scaryterry0108 2 жыл бұрын
Is that why America lost 2 guerrilha conflicts in less than 100 years?
@godofspacetime333
@godofspacetime333 2 жыл бұрын
@@scaryterry0108 and left a trail of millions of dead, yes.
@scaryterry0108
@scaryterry0108 2 жыл бұрын
@@godofspacetime333 well, my argument for the ability to own guns i wouldn’t say is unique to myself but it doesn’t defend any nonsensical claims about self defense. But yes, the ability to defend one’s life is a reason however I enjoy collecting firearms from different eras in history. My favorite era is the Cold War and both East and west conceived excellent firearms many of which today are collectors items. Firearms are a living piece of history and studying the way they were engineered and the tasks they were built to accomplish can really reveal the mindset and diference in tactics and doctrine of both sides. Collecting firearms is an incredible hobby and people that do it truly provide us with an opportunity to see, feel and use very interesting pieces of the past.
@bigeyedben2057
@bigeyedben2057 5 жыл бұрын
I was in a gun argument on Twitter at one point, and I told someone, "There have been several amendments made since the original Constitution," and then they said I was an asshole and blocked me, and boy, did I feel schooled by that woman!
@nathanjames9358
@nathanjames9358 5 жыл бұрын
What amendment takes away one of the first 10 bill of rights?
@errorite6653
@errorite6653 3 жыл бұрын
@@nathanjames9358 Article V exists. Not complicated.
@Serai3
@Serai3 3 жыл бұрын
Wow, she sure got you! :D
@DelsMovers
@DelsMovers 3 жыл бұрын
@@nathanjames9358 the 28th
@1911GreaterThanALL
@1911GreaterThanALL Жыл бұрын
Yes there has been multiple amendments made but none regarding an enumerated right tied tot he identity of the country. The phrasing of "you can't change the second amendment" is never taken to be literal.
@kdee8166
@kdee8166 2 жыл бұрын
Spot on. What is it that Americans don’t get? Truly incredible.
@j-rey-
@j-rey- Жыл бұрын
Bc billionaires and lobbyists pay A LOT of money to politicians and media companies to gaslight US citizens (mostly conservatives).
@kdee8166
@kdee8166 Жыл бұрын
@@j-rey- and they’re complicit in murder too.
@kdee8166
@kdee8166 Жыл бұрын
@Steve S you had a loud mouthed orange comedian as president you fool.
@CarcPazu
@CarcPazu Жыл бұрын
I keep coming back to that bit every once in a while. This is pure genius.
@anthonysorendino2525
@anthonysorendino2525 3 жыл бұрын
Such a brave bit of material Jim did. Hilarious, informative, and thought provoking all in one. This is brilliant comedy and even better commentary on today’s world.
@thethirdman225
@thethirdman225 2 жыл бұрын
There a bunch of large men at a table close to the stage in a couple of the wide shots and they're not laughing. They must be the ones who yell at him the carpark about not being able to change an amendment.
@lambsaucehunter9316
@lambsaucehunter9316 2 жыл бұрын
@@McFeedback1968 if you say so
@lambsaucehunter9316
@lambsaucehunter9316 2 жыл бұрын
@@McFeedback1968 ok
@glennwatson3313
@glennwatson3313 Жыл бұрын
What's brave about it?. He was preaching to the choir in that room. Bravery would be him defending the Second Amendment in a room full of liberals.
@glennwatson3313
@glennwatson3313 Жыл бұрын
@@McFeedback1968 I think you are confusing airtight arguments with strawmen arguments.
@BrokedDownPalace
@BrokedDownPalace 4 жыл бұрын
He's really got that American accent nailed
@blackcountryme
@blackcountryme 4 жыл бұрын
It's not difficult as American TV shows are everywhere
@dcmastermindfirst9418
@dcmastermindfirst9418 Жыл бұрын
American accents are easy to do.
@danshiba1498
@danshiba1498 2 жыл бұрын
it annoys me that this still holds relevant today
@MightyHawx
@MightyHawx 2 жыл бұрын
Why wouldn't it? America ain't gonna change
@danhennessy8772
@danhennessy8772 4 жыл бұрын
Literally the best destruction of the gun argument you will ever see. Hits every point.
@nathanjames9358
@nathanjames9358 4 жыл бұрын
This doesn't address a single gun argument. Explain Chicago
@MrGargamel1198
@MrGargamel1198 4 жыл бұрын
@@nathanjames9358 It addresses the self defense argument pretty well.
@nathanjames9358
@nathanjames9358 4 жыл бұрын
@This Account has been deleted proper policing
@nathanjames9358
@nathanjames9358 4 жыл бұрын
@@MrGargamel1198 how? People use AR15s for home defense all the time.
@nathanjames9358
@nathanjames9358 4 жыл бұрын
@asrgaqgq sdfgsdgsdfgsdg I accept your surrender
@JonathanWinegar
@JonathanWinegar 8 жыл бұрын
I love the way he says Austraya
@hayleyleahy474
@hayleyleahy474 8 жыл бұрын
That's the normal way to say it mate!! Americans say it weird
@VallianceRS
@VallianceRS 8 жыл бұрын
you'll find most Australians say the word more Oz-trail-ya. Or you know.. just straya ;D
@samvelrubenian3184
@samvelrubenian3184 8 жыл бұрын
without the AU...Australians just say Straya
@TimsFoyleHeadgear
@TimsFoyleHeadgear 8 жыл бұрын
Like when Arnold says Califonya
@JimmyRJump
@JimmyRJump 7 жыл бұрын
That's "Ah-nuld" to ya ;)
@ChrisPierreBacon
@ChrisPierreBacon 2 жыл бұрын
Haha so funny. Just as funny as the last time I watched this after a mass shooting... And the time before that... And the time before that... And the time before that...
@peterhel1077
@peterhel1077 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah. I am on my 5th watch. I downloaded subtitles and made points so I can make any republican begin seething like crazy in twitter comments lol. Also crested a bot and send this link to pro gun accounts. 12k links sent. It's not much. But it's an honest job.
@two_kopecks
@two_kopecks Жыл бұрын
I watch it every time there is a tyrannical government killing and imprisoning its citizens for not agreeing with it
@ChrisPierreBacon
@ChrisPierreBacon Жыл бұрын
@@two_kopecks Now see this is the entire problem, people like you who think ANY kind of gun control is tyranny. We just want to stop children from dying in schools.
@xanatax1844
@xanatax1844 2 жыл бұрын
I wanted this to be longer … where is part 3, 4, 5 … omg, this is so good. 🤣
@EShelby2127
@EShelby2127 2 жыл бұрын
Netflix
@australianmade2659
@australianmade2659 7 жыл бұрын
Just to be clear. Australians can and do own guns. We just restrict semi automatic assault rifles. If a a 10 round pump like a Remington 7600 is not enough weapon for you then you are hunting the wrong animals 🇦🇺👍🏻
@gjdsffk
@gjdsffk 6 жыл бұрын
... and you need a legitimate reason to own one (protection doesn't count)
@joshbroadfoot9569
@joshbroadfoot9569 6 жыл бұрын
Rationalist Society the second amendment isn’t about hunting animals, so...
@GaryP747
@GaryP747 6 жыл бұрын
The only purpose for assault weapons is to hunt and slaughter as many people as possible. Americans demonstrate how effective this is every week or so!
@joshbroadfoot9569
@joshbroadfoot9569 6 жыл бұрын
Gary Plummer well where do you stop? Under the term “assault weapon” that applies to rifles, shotguns and pistols. So are you gonna van all of them? And, criminals demonstrate that every week, criminals that get their guns illegally and use them in gang crime
@GaryP747
@GaryP747 6 жыл бұрын
No it clearly does not apply to all rifles, shotguns and pistols. Where do you draw this opinion from?
@chipsotopher
@chipsotopher 8 жыл бұрын
Here in Canada we are well armed to protect ourselves from intruders. I keep a phone on my nightstand so I can call 911. Done me miracles so far.
@picklescustard6645
@picklescustard6645 8 жыл бұрын
Wait... Canada has the same emergency number as the US?
@chipsotopher
@chipsotopher 8 жыл бұрын
ya most places do, except for Britain, there's is 0118 999 881 999 119 7253
@hyuutsuACE
@hyuutsuACE 8 жыл бұрын
it's 119 in Taiwan
@JBnx94
@JBnx94 8 жыл бұрын
It's 000 in Australia
@SonahtPriorfaix
@SonahtPriorfaix 8 жыл бұрын
cops take like 2 hours to show up to my house
@nintiwirri
@nintiwirri 2 жыл бұрын
Relevant yet again and again
@Confused_Philosopher
@Confused_Philosopher 4 ай бұрын
I bet those 10% are still furious.
@brozius
@brozius 4 ай бұрын
You will find a bunch of them here commenting and it's pretty funny what failed logic they use!
@ontaka5997
@ontaka5997 4 жыл бұрын
7:08 Muskets are AWESOME! You know what's good about the musket, it gives a load of time to calm down JJ starts loading a musket. This was hilarious!!!!
@Classymarc
@Classymarc 3 жыл бұрын
Someone should got to a NRA convention and play this on repeat on a big screen outside!
@Kornchipzzz
@Kornchipzzz 3 жыл бұрын
Well they just filed for bankruptcy 😅
@ArkaeaFCL3
@ArkaeaFCL3 3 жыл бұрын
@@Kornchipzzz thank god
@IndustrialBonecraft
@IndustrialBonecraft 3 жыл бұрын
@@Kornchipzzz So do most large corporate institutions - it's a tax thing. They've got a lot of money and the American government is almost certainly going to keep giving them money in one form or another.
@nolanwunderlich167
@nolanwunderlich167 3 жыл бұрын
@@IndustrialBonecraft Yeah manipulating the NRA to make poor decisions for the second amendment. It's become corrupt because many of its constituents nowadays back the establishment bastards that want to take our guns away...
@adrianbass5560
@adrianbass5560 2 жыл бұрын
Or on a very 📢 BLUETOOTH speaker
@micktanguy6665
@micktanguy6665 Жыл бұрын
Best i‘ve ever heard about the american gun mania. Spectacular.
@ivonajanice8784
@ivonajanice8784 2 жыл бұрын
"you can't change the 2nd amendment! ... yes you can... it's called an amendment"
@cristop5
@cristop5 8 жыл бұрын
It takes an outsider to speak the bleeding obvious
@ZariDV
@ZariDV 8 жыл бұрын
Outsiders all over the world have been talking about this exact thing for years. I almost feel like we're more concerned about what happens to Americans than the Americans who defend the second amendment (even after mass shootings).
@nobodyknowsanything3906
@nobodyknowsanything3906 8 жыл бұрын
You are. Those assholes only care about themselves.
@arnold1fan
@arnold1fan 7 жыл бұрын
so true
@andrepickering6593
@andrepickering6593 7 жыл бұрын
cristop5 see the thing is, everyone that isn't from America is saying the same thing as this guy.
@arnold1fan
@arnold1fan 7 жыл бұрын
many Americans agree, and understand that owning guns does not make you American
@mttran22
@mttran22 8 жыл бұрын
"you're bringing guns to a drone fight!!" this guy gets it.
@red32303
@red32303 5 жыл бұрын
So I’ll get a drone
@Ober1kenobi
@Ober1kenobi 5 жыл бұрын
red32303 one of those pissant commercial drones that cost a couple hundred dollars ? Compared to.. multi million dollar death machine designed drones.... you’re fucked
@lootbox289
@lootbox289 5 жыл бұрын
No populace to control if drones wipe out every town that doesn't want to get in line.
@commissarkitty3553
@commissarkitty3553 5 жыл бұрын
i bet your a geinus whos going to bring tanks and f-22's stop the control of a populace.
@hamupinhere
@hamupinhere 5 жыл бұрын
Mike Tran Bobby Boucher The issue with guys such as your, and Jim Jefferies', arguments is you flatly, and ignorantly assume that people enter into civil armed conflicts, either with their government or an ideological opposition, because they think they can "win", without considering many do so because they'd rather die than continue living under what they perceive as state oppression or tyranny. Question: have you ever, in your entire life, put your life on the line for anything/anyone? I'm not trying to give you some trip here, I'm just genuinely wondering.
@Jackalreid
@Jackalreid 9 ай бұрын
I'm watching this7 years later... as a true blooded Aussie .. and nothing has changed. Jim you're a genius
@omarfarias8962
@omarfarias8962 2 жыл бұрын
Here we are again
@yourtubisfilled7164
@yourtubisfilled7164 4 жыл бұрын
In regards to comedians holding up mirrors, this is one of the best sketches I ever saw.
@joshs2733
@joshs2733 8 жыл бұрын
"If you don't like it go home!" God you are spot on !!! I am a man form the US, born in Detroit, yes Detroit! and you nailed this "gun thing" perfectly.
@IndicacannaJones
@IndicacannaJones 8 жыл бұрын
+Josh S I know, right? The "gun thing". I mean, it's like said ALL the time, but it's like nobody noticed that so many people say it ALL the time. Imagine the brilliance it takes to notice the obvious. By the way, I live near Detroit. I'm not so sure I'd be bragging if I were you.
@GuinessOriginal
@GuinessOriginal 8 жыл бұрын
+toranamunter he didn't like it so he went home. I heard rape in America was so bad even guys often get raped, like 1 in 30 get raped or get attempted raped. Take it Detroit is bad for that then. Funny can't remember that scene in 8 mile or robocop.
@XavierbTM1221
@XavierbTM1221 6 жыл бұрын
Most of the illegal guns in Detroit come from the neighbouring states where guns are less regulated and you can easily transport them Same goes for Mexico, 90% of the guns used by the criminals com from neighbouring Murica, from all of those little guns that get lost by "responsible gun owners" Fuck
@nathanjames9358
@nathanjames9358 5 жыл бұрын
@@XavierbTM1221 so what would you do with the 400 million guns already in the US?
@nathanjames9358
@nathanjames9358 5 жыл бұрын
@@GuinessOriginal that statistic is because men spend the most time in prison
@RebekkaHay
@RebekkaHay 2 жыл бұрын
And still it goes on and on.
@Sconi71
@Sconi71 8 жыл бұрын
"If you don't like it go home... If you don't like it go home, If you don't like it go home" "And my answer is... no". LOL
@nathanjames9358
@nathanjames9358 5 жыл бұрын
Then it must not be so bad
@BraceDeville
@BraceDeville 3 жыл бұрын
Has there ever been a better conversation had about gun control?
@georgesutton2965
@georgesutton2965 5 ай бұрын
Still the best comedy routine on America's insanity ever.
@waltersarafin3752
@waltersarafin3752 Жыл бұрын
No matter how many times I watch this it still cracks me up. It's so true and funny as Hell
@davidcairns5042
@davidcairns5042 5 жыл бұрын
The last school shooting in Scotland and the United Kingdom took place in my town (Dunblane) in 1996 since then there hasn’t been another school shooting
@davidcairns5042
@davidcairns5042 5 жыл бұрын
Pete is never wrong Dumyat is by Stirling University. It’s no the biggest but it’s an easy and beautiful climb.
@kidyfiddler5527
@kidyfiddler5527 4 жыл бұрын
Getting rid of guns did fuck all except rise the violent crime rates and now kids don't get shot they get blown up or run over
@Filfil1967
@Filfil1967 4 жыл бұрын
LARRY LIBTARD please do. But just remember no guns doesn’t mean an aversion to violence.
@johnbianchi9401
@johnbianchi9401 4 жыл бұрын
@@Filfil1967 Hard to do anything let alone not have an aversion to violence when one is out cold and securely tied to a chair.See ya soon mate!
@Filfil1967
@Filfil1967 4 жыл бұрын
LARRY LIBTARD - the point is you don’t need a gun to defend yourself, just the courage. The opposite is true too, you don’t need courage to threaten someone you just need to be a troll who is also a bit of a dick.
@GODDESSVEE28
@GODDESSVEE28 6 жыл бұрын
Jim is like the rest of us in Australia. We all see it like this, we shake our heads in utter disbelief every time there is another shooting and more children die!.
@thepoliticalgunnut8018
@thepoliticalgunnut8018 6 жыл бұрын
Since when did you speak on our entire behalf exactly?
@RyanRizico
@RyanRizico 6 жыл бұрын
The political gun nut UK agrees buddy :))
@RyanRizico
@RyanRizico 5 жыл бұрын
Nanifa at no point did anyone mention enjoyment, but do carry on
@propertyofranger
@propertyofranger 5 жыл бұрын
Yep. Every sane Australian shakes their head in both despair and disgust whenever a new US shootings occurs. And we never have to wait long for the next one. OP may not speak for all of Australia, but I believe he speaks for the overwhelming majority. The US's unhealthy and reckless obsession with firearms is something most other countries simply do not understand. Japan has a very high percentage of firearm owners. But the types of guns available to them are very restricted, and they have to pass strict safety training etc. to obtain their licence. They have a lot of guns, and practically no gun crime - because the citizens believe in gun control and gun safety and are responsible.
@serverlan763
@serverlan763 5 жыл бұрын
Japan does not have very high gun ownership. I have been there and been involved with hunting there.
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