Jimmy Kimmel Knows How to Get Trump to Leave. Marry Him!

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Jimmy Kimmel Live

Jimmy Kimmel Live

3 жыл бұрын

Guillermo recaps last night's Lakers game, and Jimmy talks about honoring Dr. Fauci for Time Magazine’s list of the 100 most influential people, COVID candy ideas for a disappointing Halloween, new concerns about foreign interference in the election, the first debate between Trump and Biden, Trump's response to the Breonna Taylor verdict, Mike Pence telling the same phony story about Trump everywhere he goes, the Trump campaign spending $477,000 dollars on fireworks, and staffers from our show reveal what they learned about their significant others in quarantine.
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@stillfoufou
@stillfoufou 3 жыл бұрын
Love Guillermo's laugh. Happy to see you both back.
@AnnieWarbux
@AnnieWarbux 3 жыл бұрын
Jimmy looks like he lost weight or that is a Very sharp and Nicely cut suit! Or both!
@ih8tusernam3s
@ih8tusernam3s 3 жыл бұрын
It's amazing how this group thinks it can tell women what to do with their bodies. However, if you suggest they wear a mask they flip out!
@jamiegallett427
@jamiegallett427 3 жыл бұрын
It's amazing how you support killing an unborn baby by jamming a rod through its skull, yet you act like you are concerned about health hazards.
@clarewillison9379
@clarewillison9379 3 жыл бұрын
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
@pamelaporter1739
@pamelaporter1739 3 жыл бұрын
@@jamiegallett427, Fetuses cannot breathe until they're born. It's at that time they obtain personhood. Don't have an abortion if you don't want or need one.
@JBond-zf4dj
@JBond-zf4dj 3 жыл бұрын
@@jamiegallett427 so you have no idea what you're talking about? Sounds about rightwing.
@trnharris
@trnharris 3 жыл бұрын
@@jamiegallett427 Amazing that you seem to know this yet you don't even know the person making the statement. Also, do you know all the reasons there may be for aborting a pregnancy?
@mrb7094
@mrb7094 3 жыл бұрын
Welcome back Jimmy! Only way we in the UK can watch you! Great to see you again.
@sdy0108
@sdy0108 3 жыл бұрын
Trump always says "nobody's done more for blank than me" ...people still believe this clown?
@wildechild5
@wildechild5 3 жыл бұрын
🤡never believed him🤡
@mlghelp2day
@mlghelp2day 3 жыл бұрын
Only his moronic base.
@Mrs539Ley
@Mrs539Ley 3 жыл бұрын
Seriously he’s the worst president ever...
@oldrrocr
@oldrrocr 3 жыл бұрын
and as dictator this will be hell. please vote him OUT!
@kit2130
@kit2130 3 жыл бұрын
Such an embarrassment for America. The whole world mocks him more than any other president we’ve ever had.
@squadric7722
@squadric7722 3 жыл бұрын
he is not even a president, he just plays one on TV
@frantzxghost
@frantzxghost 3 жыл бұрын
EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
@jamie6192
@jamie6192 3 жыл бұрын
Best president ever TRUMP 2020
@tishwitch
@tishwitch 3 жыл бұрын
FYI: Canada gets to celebrate Halloween because we take this virus seriously and we've been doing the work to keep our numbers down! 💕😁
@livewiiiiire
@livewiiiiire 3 жыл бұрын
Of course you did, Canadians are known for respecting their fellow community members. Americans are known for respecting no one but themselves, and being ESPECIALLY insecure in that against fellow community members.
@kamkam.
@kamkam. 3 жыл бұрын
I should’ve moved to Canada yearsssss ago... Beautiful country and people.
@JRS-hh8oh
@JRS-hh8oh 3 жыл бұрын
SO PROUD of not only being Canadian but of all my fellow Canadians who took care of themselves and eachother. We have our problems but so what!?!? We are alive and will thrive.
@livewiiiiire
@livewiiiiire 3 жыл бұрын
@Jamie d sure are!
@mijazukant
@mijazukant 3 жыл бұрын
so glad Jimmy is back, i am European living in Europe and this is my daily watch while drinking coffee after i wake up.
@DaniOcean17
@DaniOcean17 3 жыл бұрын
same here
@umu1416
@umu1416 3 жыл бұрын
Good start every morning
@ferretfriend5458
@ferretfriend5458 3 жыл бұрын
🇬🇧👍
@rose191991
@rose191991 3 жыл бұрын
yes same
@Pulloxx
@Pulloxx 3 жыл бұрын
Same here
@MultiMolly21
@MultiMolly21 3 жыл бұрын
Trump has raised the question, "Is Biden taking drugs? ", so by now we know that can only mean that he's taking drugs himself. But we knew that, right ?
@karinbarger9192
@karinbarger9192 3 жыл бұрын
Ever since his first sniffy debates with Hillary.
@halasalready
@halasalready 3 жыл бұрын
Trump didn’t answer the question about the case, as he always does with any direct question
@alexisnogueras9400
@alexisnogueras9400 3 жыл бұрын
@D N A 0 00m Mm...
@TheEdub.
@TheEdub. 3 жыл бұрын
@D N A watch your comment will be banned
@missmiou6273
@missmiou6273 3 жыл бұрын
speaking of drug test dude is getting oranger by the day : )
@manishapaul6303
@manishapaul6303 3 жыл бұрын
Oh Jesus! I laughed so hard seeing this! I'm telling this to my bestfriend.
@wildechild5
@wildechild5 3 жыл бұрын
@j law 🎃🎃🎃
@howardkerr8174
@howardkerr8174 3 жыл бұрын
" I watched him so badly..." WTF does that phrase even mean?
@CORRINE4309
@CORRINE4309 3 жыл бұрын
It means I think he sound just a little bit jealous.
@reversefulfillment9189
@reversefulfillment9189 3 жыл бұрын
Everything DJToxic does is bad, even watching.
@tishwitch
@tishwitch 3 жыл бұрын
Trump is a pro at creepy 🤷
@howardkerr8174
@howardkerr8174 3 жыл бұрын
@@nilsfatman490 Yeah, listening to Chump I often get the impression that he has perhaps memorized dozens of " key " phrases or sentences and just spews them out from the moment he wakes up. It would go a long way to explaining why, when you ask him a question, he replies with either a " stock " phrase that is totally UNRELATED to the question, or replies with a sentence fragment that he has picked up from somewhere. It also would explain why his vocabulary seems(?) so limited.
@wellyforpm
@wellyforpm 3 жыл бұрын
When I told him I was sitting on a couch with a fully naked ivanka, I think he was a little bit jealous.....
@judithshultes1474
@judithshultes1474 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@marshamariner7897
@marshamariner7897 2 жыл бұрын
😅😂😂🤑🤢
@bsing2u
@bsing2u 3 жыл бұрын
I think all debates shouldn't have any audience. Fact checkers for sure.
@TheDriftdog
@TheDriftdog 3 жыл бұрын
Folk should fact check for themselves
@deweycheatum-howe9000
@deweycheatum-howe9000 3 жыл бұрын
**SINCE ORANGE STAIN HAS ALWAYS BEEN A CITY BOY, AND HAS NEVER GROWN A GARDEN, NOR WENT HUNTING. I WOULD LIKE TO INVITE HIM TO GO SNIPE HUNTING WITH ME. HE CAN HOLD THE BAG.** IF HE IS SCARED OF GETTING HIS HANDS DIRTY. HE CAN WEAR GLOVES. ORANGE STAIN DOES NOT KNOW WHERE EGGS COME FROM. WHEN HE WAS A CHILD, HE WAS CAUGHT MILKING HIS DOGS.
@critterkarma
@critterkarma 3 жыл бұрын
TheDriftdog not if the ability to check facts is hampered by ridiculous fake BS of Fox News, Brietbart, and far right “sources”
@robyndeddens6658
@robyndeddens6658 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@lostheartslostminds
@lostheartslostminds 3 жыл бұрын
And make it the normal! Thats part of the problem nowadays. Everyone's just taking already misleading posts and running with them. Just my useless opinion though.
@robertahubert9155
@robertahubert9155 3 жыл бұрын
Guillermo cracked me up when he looked over his shoulder to see if his wife might be listening 😂😂😂
@kansasross
@kansasross 3 жыл бұрын
The way to punish Louisville, is for everyone to call it "Lewisville."
@vfr4witzelrobert416
@vfr4witzelrobert416 3 жыл бұрын
Jimmy's so funny... he makes me laugh out loud every show he does. Go Jimmy !!
@outlawJosieFox
@outlawJosieFox 3 жыл бұрын
A Trump is a little fart here in the UK. His Scots mama should have told Fred but it was her revenge.
@ErickAlpizar
@ErickAlpizar 3 жыл бұрын
And Trump is a really big fart here... Cheers from NJ!!! LOL
@jaswmclark
@jaswmclark 3 жыл бұрын
@@pomposabooze1097 "DUMPH"
@gentillygirl545
@gentillygirl545 3 жыл бұрын
Poor planning on her part. Now we're stuck with him. She should've used birth control.
@kartoszka21
@kartoszka21 3 жыл бұрын
Guillermo looking back while speaking about his wife took me out
@jonobester5817
@jonobester5817 3 жыл бұрын
Too bad the Democrats didn't have Trump's ex-wives speak at their convention.
@michelwillems50
@michelwillems50 3 жыл бұрын
They have probably strict marriage and divorce contracts
@0T772
@0T772 3 жыл бұрын
@@michelwillems50 True, would have loved to see that though.
@vickiehodnett4360
@vickiehodnett4360 3 жыл бұрын
The Democrats should have had every female that Trump assaulted over the years in attendance.
@blowc1612
@blowc1612 3 жыл бұрын
They’re under NDAs.
@shawnm3941
@shawnm3941 3 жыл бұрын
And too bad Republicans didn't have Tara Reade speak at their convention.
@anikac8380
@anikac8380 3 жыл бұрын
President : “Historically Black...universities, and schools...and colleges...” America: you mean Historically Black Colleges and Universities? Because, HBCU is totally a thing.
@kellykerr5225
@kellykerr5225 3 жыл бұрын
Stop asking him about black people he always gives the exact same answer
@Larez121
@Larez121 3 жыл бұрын
Kelly Kerr Seriously, cause he has no idea what else to say. He didn't even care enough to listen to what the question actually was, he heard Black people and then went to the same exact same answer he always has.
@stormrungaming
@stormrungaming 3 жыл бұрын
@@Larez121 That wasn't an answer.. That was pandering.
@TheTmcabral3
@TheTmcabral3 3 жыл бұрын
Didn’t Jimmy make fun of the Black Race basically calling them Stupid because Karl Malone this an Karl Malone that.
@lostheartslostminds
@lostheartslostminds 3 жыл бұрын
Couldn't even say Breonnas name. No respect
@Columbiastargazer
@Columbiastargazer 3 жыл бұрын
A psychopath willing to let his most adamant followers die for a rally; will have no qualms letting random strangers die for lack of healthcare
@thomash9578
@thomash9578 3 жыл бұрын
I had to laugh so hard at the paper plate on the floor... 😂
@lostheartslostminds
@lostheartslostminds 3 жыл бұрын
Disgusting that he couldn't wven say Breonna Taylors name. The disrespect 🤮
@oldrrocr
@oldrrocr 3 жыл бұрын
Someone please, ask trump to name ANY of the COVID victims he killed. Bet he can only name Herman Cain, the one who unwittingly gave his life for him.
@chasecharland1160
@chasecharland1160 3 жыл бұрын
Breona taylor was a loser banging her coke dealer and she recieved what happens when you make bad life decisions. But let's make a saint out of her memory.
@reny_b296
@reny_b296 3 жыл бұрын
They found a dead body in breonna Taylor’s car, she was a drug dealer, and when she was an ems worker 2 years ago, she stole from the ems van like y’all don’t even know the half of it do ur research
@user-ep1tg8jr6o
@user-ep1tg8jr6o 3 жыл бұрын
@@reny_b296 okay , maybe she had some history but nobody deserves to be shot to death in the middle of the night . have some empathy
@nene4083
@nene4083 3 жыл бұрын
@@reny_b296 bro everyone does bad things in life and that dead body thing isn’t even real no one deserves to be shot in their own home. when you say all lives matter we all know you mean white lives matter
@mandywathen7847
@mandywathen7847 3 жыл бұрын
Definitely missed you this summer Jimmy!! Glad you're back!
@FixNewsPlease
@FixNewsPlease 3 жыл бұрын
"I'd love to show my taxes" "I'd love to testify" "I'd love to take a drug test" Are you even listening America?
@ge-8135
@ge-8135 3 жыл бұрын
Yup. Still won't vote for the communistic, violent, racist, hysterical anti American parties candidate. Are you listening?😳
@bradeneve9586
@bradeneve9586 3 жыл бұрын
ge - factsssss
@TheAvkdutch
@TheAvkdutch 3 жыл бұрын
@@ge-8135 Well I know what college you went to....jk we all know you didn't go to college.
@AC-qz3uj
@AC-qz3uj 3 жыл бұрын
Yes cheering on the end of the republic. People love watching disasters...
@barbaraley4682
@barbaraley4682 3 жыл бұрын
Oh I'm listening
@livelife365
@livelife365 3 жыл бұрын
I do believe he sounded just a little bit jealous....
@erichoberg3502
@erichoberg3502 3 жыл бұрын
"When I told him last night that I'm heading home to mother, he sounded just a little bit jealous"
@tonyabrookes9931
@tonyabrookes9931 3 жыл бұрын
Lol, sweet
@tishwitch
@tishwitch 3 жыл бұрын
OMFG 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dying
@oldrrocr
@oldrrocr 3 жыл бұрын
does mother know about the young boys trumpski hooked you up with, Pencey?
@tonyabrookes9931
@tonyabrookes9931 3 жыл бұрын
"I've done more for (fill in the blank) than any other president". Must be hard to be so superior to everyone who ever existed
@barbaraley4682
@barbaraley4682 3 жыл бұрын
I thought originally this guy was Just funny, and then he started to show his true colors by wanting to basically dismantle and/or water down the Endangered Species act, allowing 'drilling' in Artic , stating he doesn't believe in global warming, etc etc etc, and now he is saying he will contest the election and not relinquish the office of president if he looses ... NOW IM JUST PLAIN SCARED!!!
@Laura-xs3te
@Laura-xs3te 3 жыл бұрын
Those of us from NYC who have known about Trump for a long time could have told you he would be a disaster
@susanpremo8068
@susanpremo8068 3 жыл бұрын
@@Laura-xs3te I figured it out early too, and I'm from Minnesota! Stupid tv show, really people who voted for him!
@susanpremo8068
@susanpremo8068 3 жыл бұрын
Also I just heard on public radio, one of the idiots who work for him was talking about selling some National Park land. He knows no bounds. The planet is not safe.
@indigowolf556
@indigowolf556 3 жыл бұрын
The little kids stepping in the most heard was just too cute
@ambi0032
@ambi0032 3 жыл бұрын
Drug test lmao he still hasn’t shown his tax returns
@brandona5902
@brandona5902 3 жыл бұрын
Thats because he's in real estate and most people in real estate can legally not pay taxes.. most people wouldnt understand (because we arent taught anything about money or taxes in school)
@deadshot8077
@deadshot8077 3 жыл бұрын
brandon a why would it be school’s job to teach you about taxes? Isn’t all the information available online?
@brandona5902
@brandona5902 3 жыл бұрын
@@deadshot8077 it's not, and i agree with you 1000% ... my point is most people wouldnt understand.. because most people wont take the time to learn... just how most people decide to go to college, take on debt, and work for 30+ year and never learn anything more than their professors taught them and what the news tells them everyday
@deadshot8077
@deadshot8077 3 жыл бұрын
brandon a Wow, how does the government get away with being so secretive?
@brandona5902
@brandona5902 3 жыл бұрын
@@deadshot8077 i don't get your reason for asking that? .. and i would say they don't really have to be. They just have to convince people it's "for the greater good" or whatever lie they come up with
@PierreBibeau-tj6of
@PierreBibeau-tj6of 3 жыл бұрын
Let's have them take a drug test. Now. Trump will refuse as his financial statements are not released yet!!!! Get my drift.
@sreen81
@sreen81 3 жыл бұрын
When I told him I was being rebooted, he sounded a little bit jealous. 😂
@burnellbrowne4303
@burnellbrowne4303 3 жыл бұрын
trump* wants a drug test, America wants to see trump* TAXES after 4 years.
@chasecharland1160
@chasecharland1160 3 жыл бұрын
Just came out, total bs any way no one cares
@rockinrickyfan8164
@rockinrickyfan8164 3 жыл бұрын
Me and friends are at sixty and we're braving the storm and standing in line to rid America of this orange menace. It's worth the chance and if a sacrifice is in order, screw it, we were Marines and it's no sacrifice, it's an honor. This is our America! This is our America ! 🇺🇸
@agiraffe3673
@agiraffe3673 3 жыл бұрын
What me and my kid did a few years ago was just buy candy and turn out the lights and binge zombie movies (he got too big to trick or treating) it’s like we were practicing for 2020
@elenipappas2441
@elenipappas2441 3 жыл бұрын
Jimmy is the best! Love the monologues. On to your next vid now. Keep 'em coming.
@AmpedUpTech
@AmpedUpTech 3 жыл бұрын
Glad he is back. 🙂
@reveredkiwi6164
@reveredkiwi6164 3 жыл бұрын
He is a seal that barks black lives matter on command
@chrisdunn1155
@chrisdunn1155 3 жыл бұрын
Sooooooooo glad Jimmy's back. Make me laugh at the madness!
@mamushka2078
@mamushka2078 3 жыл бұрын
😂😭🙌 so glad your back🙃👏love your monologue 💜
@zzman5306
@zzman5306 3 жыл бұрын
It is always about his ego and blowing up his big head bigger.He brags about himself and does his rallies so his supporters can pump up his low self esteem. What normal person talks about themselves constantly in the 3rd person?
@user-lu4fw6le4x
@user-lu4fw6le4x 3 жыл бұрын
His head is so big,it could be a float in the Macy's day parade..
@MariaMartinez-researcher
@MariaMartinez-researcher 3 жыл бұрын
In former times, kings and popes used "us" instead of "I." Does it count?
@djorion11
@djorion11 3 жыл бұрын
Can you put out a video of just the " little bit jealous" part. ?
@FrizTalks
@FrizTalks 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@Winterstrife89
@Winterstrife89 3 жыл бұрын
A compliation would be amazing.
@PierreBibeau-tj6of
@PierreBibeau-tj6of 3 жыл бұрын
Again, when he talks of Biden, he talks about himself. Disillusioned president.
@SM_104
@SM_104 3 жыл бұрын
Still better than Biden
@SM_104
@SM_104 3 жыл бұрын
@Dhamma Wiwekantara What the hell is your point now?
@cansfloatbottlesdont857
@cansfloatbottlesdont857 3 жыл бұрын
I think he sounded just a little bit jealous🤪
@thechaplainisin8598
@thechaplainisin8598 3 жыл бұрын
LOVE the Hallowe'en candies!!! Laugh out loud....
@remo2315
@remo2315 3 жыл бұрын
“I want him so badly”(Trump)..I’m almost sure he has a crush on Joe Biden 🤔😏😅🤣😂😎😁
@lil69luv84
@lil69luv84 3 жыл бұрын
He wants Joe's status to use it against joe for reelection for himself
@rajmk3
@rajmk3 3 жыл бұрын
@Jimmy Kimmel Live - Great work!
@wert556
@wert556 3 жыл бұрын
Idk about you but I think he sound just a little bit jealous
@ryantv2199
@ryantv2199 3 жыл бұрын
They all are he’s doing big things
@MaioParlato
@MaioParlato 3 жыл бұрын
don't leave me hanging like that! now I want to know what the two different kitchen scissors are for...
@MaioParlato
@MaioParlato 3 жыл бұрын
@Evie! I NEED SЕЕХ ღ*GO MY PROF!LE* ღ I got the notification and went to check out the profile hoping you would be proficient of the subject of kitchen scissors but alas... got my hopes all up for nothing. sad.
@luciolynx5443
@luciolynx5443 3 жыл бұрын
Kimmel was on fire today, 🤔I like it.
@ghill88
@ghill88 3 жыл бұрын
If there is to be a faux moderator for the Biden/Trump debate that I was looking forward to so much, I'm going to boycott it and listen to Rachel Madow's analysis.
@Metalbass10000
@Metalbass10000 3 жыл бұрын
Nobody's done more. List these things please.
@Liberalcringemind
@Liberalcringemind 3 жыл бұрын
People forget that LBJ, succeeding JFK lead the civil rights movement as president.
@amandaskywalker7331
@amandaskywalker7331 3 жыл бұрын
But people also give LBJ too much credit for the work done by JFK and RFK. RFK pushed LBJ to pass the Civil Rights Act as a memorial to his brother.
@jonathanwebb66
@jonathanwebb66 3 жыл бұрын
Amanda Skywalker but then people give RFK too much credit, and whilst credit is due to LBJ and JFK, and RFK, most of the credit should really go to MLK. so for argument’s sake let’s give credit to JFK, RFK, MLK and LBJ.
@peace-now
@peace-now 3 жыл бұрын
True. LBJ was a great president. He instituted the War on Poverty. Reagan took years to reverse LBJ's work, with his War on the Poor.
@blowc1612
@blowc1612 3 жыл бұрын
LBJ grabbed Kennedy’s work and knew his best path to be elected with the highest margin ever is have the platform for Civil Rights.
@blowc1612
@blowc1612 3 жыл бұрын
SugarTomAppleRoger Raegan is one of the worst presidents ever.
@BoogieIRL
@BoogieIRL 3 жыл бұрын
I like how he looked back behind him before he repeated what he told his wife. Smart man.
@jcesarbtorres6006
@jcesarbtorres6006 3 жыл бұрын
You're my Hero Kimmel, GOD bless you
@rachelraye285
@rachelraye285 3 жыл бұрын
Great suit Jimmy! So excited to see you back!!
@reveredkiwi6164
@reveredkiwi6164 3 жыл бұрын
The seal that barks on command is back
@lyannaann8433
@lyannaann8433 3 жыл бұрын
💘😍😘
@dianepfischner8806
@dianepfischner8806 3 жыл бұрын
Nice to have you back Jimmy !!
@clantern7709
@clantern7709 3 жыл бұрын
I love the candy's you did jimmy
@technicky1
@technicky1 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for coming back Jimmy - we missed you
@amandaskywalker7331
@amandaskywalker7331 3 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad Jimmy is back.
@Jay-ql4gp
@Jay-ql4gp 3 жыл бұрын
These are going to be some popcorn worthy debates.
@LilExt
@LilExt 3 жыл бұрын
Yoooooo my boy is BACK !!!
@harley6705
@harley6705 3 жыл бұрын
I think you might need to be rebooted! 🤣🤣
@edacenarc9841
@edacenarc9841 3 жыл бұрын
You know I think Trump might sound a little bit jealous.
@michaelraeder7702
@michaelraeder7702 3 жыл бұрын
The candy industry suffering because of limited trick or treating? No way. I've eaten a ton of candy during the pandemic.
@Superstorm50
@Superstorm50 3 жыл бұрын
After I saw all the candy, I immediately thought, 'SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!'
@kimb6974
@kimb6974 3 жыл бұрын
does no one remember bush and gore. that took a while.
@tishwitch
@tishwitch 3 жыл бұрын
I'm CANADIAN and I remember the Florida ballot scandal. I can't believe so many people are this stupid to think mail in ballots are corrupt 😂
@barbaraley4682
@barbaraley4682 3 жыл бұрын
@@tishwitch I used to feel exactly the same and yes there are some stupid people but then there are simply people who want something to believe in and they were fed lie after lie .. I feel sorry for them
@sandih4741
@sandih4741 3 жыл бұрын
Glad Jimmy is back!
@buddy1155
@buddy1155 3 жыл бұрын
I am fully prepared for trick n treat covid style: catapult and a lots of jaw breakers.
@Kartoffelsurfer
@Kartoffelsurfer 3 жыл бұрын
In 10.00 they wrote "trump" with the firework in the air :)))
@scottplumer3668
@scottplumer3668 3 жыл бұрын
Watched this from my office at CWRU, and laughed out loud at Jimmy's "never heard of it either" comment.
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 3 жыл бұрын
Someone could make a mint selling old pillow cases stuffed with dollar store candy on Amazon this year.
@evelynarguetatysick6107
@evelynarguetatysick6107 3 жыл бұрын
So glad to have jimmy back..its not crazy in canada but i love your trumping..clapping
@jcesarbtorres6006
@jcesarbtorres6006 3 жыл бұрын
Eres mi Héroe Guillermo, DIOS te bendiga
@stormrungaming
@stormrungaming 3 жыл бұрын
could listen to these two for hours..
@WaffleEBay12
@WaffleEBay12 3 жыл бұрын
The mood lighting is very interesting
@doerthemanahan9912
@doerthemanahan9912 3 жыл бұрын
Haha...excellent!
@Three8700
@Three8700 3 жыл бұрын
Killed it.
@mogamadgreyson143
@mogamadgreyson143 3 жыл бұрын
Is that him sympathising with Breannas family,praising himself for what he did not do for black people..
@vickiehodnett4360
@vickiehodnett4360 3 жыл бұрын
faye mahed yes and every time trump says he has done more for Black people than anyone since Lincoln is an insulting lie and he refuses to acknowledge that he is a White supremacist who has done nothing for people of color. I guess he forgot he was embroiled in a lawsuit in 1973 for discriminatory practices in one of his apartment buildings in NYC. He lost the lawsuit and had to payout $25 million to the participants he discriminated against.
@nelsito_alejandro
@nelsito_alejandro 3 жыл бұрын
@@vickiehodnett4360 Nothing for black people?? Look I'm not saying that he wasn't a white supremacist but saying that he did nothing for black people is going too far
@tishwitch
@tishwitch 3 жыл бұрын
Ya didn't you hear? He's done more for Black Communities than civil rights fighters 😂😂😂
@tishwitch
@tishwitch 3 жыл бұрын
@@nelsito_alejandro true. He's created enough chaos and division, that's he's managed to make Black people a target of extremist hate. So he's done LOTS for the Black communities... He's made them UNSAFE IN AMERICA
@Cully1
@Cully1 3 жыл бұрын
a Hufflepuff what has he done?
@hollyyork1164
@hollyyork1164 3 жыл бұрын
Ha ha ha! Immediately after Jimmy said, " I hope you find comfort...for your own relationship.", it shows a bag of garbage for a Hefty ad! 😂😂
@this_is_jmdub
@this_is_jmdub 3 жыл бұрын
Looks like Guillermo is very happy to see Jimmy again
@coolkatz9012
@coolkatz9012 3 жыл бұрын
Bet the company that supplied fireworks hasn't been Paid.
@tishwitch
@tishwitch 3 жыл бұрын
The dude with the A/C looking around to make sure his wife doesn't walk in 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@shahinshobeiri5871
@shahinshobeiri5871 3 жыл бұрын
Wonderful
@yliang1688
@yliang1688 3 жыл бұрын
United States Coronavirus Cases: 9/23/2020 7,140,137 Deaths: 206,598 >>> These numbers speaks for itself.
@funkydanieluk
@funkydanieluk 3 жыл бұрын
Does this guy talk about anything that isn't Trump?
@catfish7334
@catfish7334 3 жыл бұрын
Jimmy Kimmel is back!
@kaustavsahu3136
@kaustavsahu3136 3 жыл бұрын
James Corden is more funny without an Audience than Kimmel
@nightknight9415
@nightknight9415 3 жыл бұрын
Perhaps the best way to ensure Donald leaves the WH after he loses the election this November, is to have him marry the WH & then tell him that there is another much younger & hotter WH waiting for him just around the corner. 😁😅😂🤣
@robertcarrillo8261
@robertcarrillo8261 3 жыл бұрын
Welcome back Jimmy you were missed!!
@DeadBoyCE
@DeadBoyCE 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 so true
@fnq-8890
@fnq-8890 3 жыл бұрын
It’s time the CIA stepped in & did their thing, ... you know that thing they do with bad people that are a danger to the state.
@warralvan1552
@warralvan1552 3 жыл бұрын
He needs to be REFORMED!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@waltergodsoe5526
@waltergodsoe5526 3 жыл бұрын
Welcome Back Jimmy
@angelluisll1033
@angelluisll1033 3 жыл бұрын
So during the lockdown men discovered whom they really married? And she did too?
@harlinaindra6679
@harlinaindra6679 3 жыл бұрын
Hence the divorce
@josegomez1682
@josegomez1682 3 жыл бұрын
I think he might have been A Whole Lot of Jealous 😂
@619mark1
@619mark1 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, too soon. You tell that staff that they need to laugh times 5. And there needs to be a drummer there.
@worldcitizeng6507
@worldcitizeng6507 3 жыл бұрын
During lockdown, I learned that I can actually be committed to proper workouts routines daily 💪 without excuses
@nicolemonahan3649
@nicolemonahan3649 3 жыл бұрын
Don't worry even if the staff is busy or daydreaming or adhd n forget to laugh, I'm cracking up laughing at all your D.ump jokes LoL... It's like J.Lo n Jlaw LoL 😂 abbreviation for Donald Trump is D.ump
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