Trump’s Voter Fraud, Sexy Superspreading & Biden-Bashing
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3 жыл бұрынAfter months of Trump yammering about how the vote is rigged, the California Republican Party stands accused of setting up illegal ballot boxes, Jimmy and Guillermo try a mysterious and exciting new fruit called the “Pinkglow Pineapple,” Trump continues huge unmasked events despite a second wave of COVID cases sweeping the country, his rallies start to take a sexy turn, we have a new edition of “Drunk Donald Trump,” NBC is set to air a town hall for Trump on the same night as Joe Biden’s on ABC, and words of hope that we need badly right now from Jimmy’s cousin Micki.
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@freewholeEtoes 3 жыл бұрын
“It’s okay boss” Guillermo is why I keep watching kimmel, I love that man
@andrespaz3107 3 жыл бұрын
All I hear in his rallies is ME. How bad people are treating him, how bad the Democrats say things about him, etc. The truth is, they are not insulting him, just telling the people who he is,, just the truth. He is the one who insult everybody without reasons neither facts. He doesn't talk about plans for the future, actions he will take about the place, etc. He is a child with a big tantrum.
@edgarcayce2.02 3 жыл бұрын
That's well said, Andres. The remarkable thing is how many people are completely indifferent to his utter lack of vision.
@missg.5940 3 жыл бұрын
He is still ranting about Obama and Clinton while thousands die!
@broadwaysam8405 3 жыл бұрын
Please don’t insult children.
@02nf2i 3 жыл бұрын
They don’t care. They still love him. Nothing will change that. It’s horrifying.
@blondeshoooter 3 жыл бұрын
@@missg.5940 because Obama put us in this position by sending money to that wuhan lab
@dunkelmonkey 3 жыл бұрын
Guillermo cracks me up... "that's the sound of democracy"
@marochkaminkeng9872 3 жыл бұрын
He wants to kiss men and women? How progressive of him. I knew he’d come around.
@nicolepatrice7903 3 жыл бұрын
He been kissing men for years
@NotTheGuyYerLookinFor 3 жыл бұрын
He said the same thing in the Minnesota rally. Wonder if he said it in the Iowa one.
@brynpookc1127 3 жыл бұрын
Well, he keeps playing YMCA and Macho Man at his rallies. It’s been a hint all along!
@AliTehrani23 3 жыл бұрын
“That’s the sound of democracy!” 😂😂😂
@NARNONDU 3 жыл бұрын
I died
@Rekowcski 3 жыл бұрын
@@NARNONDU I was literally going to say that exactly the same
@entityunknown732 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@funveeable 3 жыл бұрын
I never really liked those ballots anyway. I vote in person now and nothing short of nuclear fallout is gonna stop me
@bmac85north 3 жыл бұрын
We need a whole yr without hearing the name Trump that sure would be great wouldn't it!!!
@donovan1971 3 жыл бұрын
It truly would be living the dream.
@stevewisdom3447 3 жыл бұрын
I’ll sleep for a hundred years,really
@funkyfiss 3 жыл бұрын
Too bad for you, as you will be hearing his name for four more years.
@donovan1971 3 жыл бұрын
@@funkyfiss you're right. I know he'll get reelected. I wish their was a candidate that was bipartisan. I don't like how overly sensitive snowflakes are I also don't care for hardcore right wingers .I just want an elective to be smart and take time to think things through and willing to compromise and try to work with the other party. Not a party only mentality.
@Ommateum 3 жыл бұрын
@@donovan1971 preach man, ppl segregating themselves by political preference is detrimental to society.
@OttoLopezValerio 3 жыл бұрын
[Shredding Machine eating Guillermo’s vote] ... “That’s the sound of democracy”
@MrHansklamer 3 жыл бұрын
"I can't sit in the basement", NO? No, 'cause there is no golfcourse down there.
@michaeld9682 3 жыл бұрын
Obama played a lot of golf. Whats your point?
@robs6661 3 жыл бұрын
At least Trump is sporty he also runs ramps and stairs
@robs6661 3 жыл бұрын
@hatt hatt I can't remember a lie, which do u mean?
@myfriendscallmek2745 3 жыл бұрын
Someone build him a mini course
@funkdragon7659 3 жыл бұрын
@@michaeld9682 Trump has golfed twice as much and during a pandemic
@un-ku_son 3 жыл бұрын
There are real issues. But he uses the most powerful position on the planet to talk about the pillow guy and kissing his supporters.
@funveeable 3 жыл бұрын
If he is considered a moron, and people call his followers morons, then that means that the majority of this country are morons. And if there are mostly morons and the majority vote for a moron, then that’s democracy for you.
@sunshine3914 3 жыл бұрын
@@funveeable - I’ve been on this earth & in this country almost as long as trump, and most are morons. However, most never thought about voting until a reality show host was named the nominee.
@Maca64N 3 жыл бұрын
@@funveeable I am not american but I thought you do not need the majority to be president? Maybe I was wrong.
@funveeable 3 жыл бұрын
@@Maca64N Technically yes. The electoral college is designed to protect the minority from mob rule. A true democracy where majority rules will go down like the Soviet Union did when it started. There will always be fewer rich people than poor people but everyone has the same vote power.
@Maca64N 3 жыл бұрын
@@funveeable alright thanks!
@magellanmax 3 жыл бұрын
A dummy is a guy who gets called 'not all there' and then goes and takes a cognitive test and starts rhyming some of the answers for the media. Person, man, woman, camera, TV!
@ramkevalyadev2327 3 жыл бұрын
Asians
@humannature9713 3 жыл бұрын
Trump and a pumpkin have the same thing: Orange on the outside, hollow on the inside and throw it away in November
@gracecamacho3438 3 жыл бұрын
Best. Comment. Ever.
@jmemphisTX 3 жыл бұрын
He’ll be president again.....
@gracecamacho3438 3 жыл бұрын
@Cap285 ur mad it’s true
@Sigh679 3 жыл бұрын
@@jmemphisTX He lost. Maybe in 2024 but i doubt it even then. People have had enough trump for a while.
@ggall001 3 жыл бұрын
Just a friendly reminder: A few days after Halloween is the best time to throw away the orange pumking! VOTE!!!
@richicamacho7989 3 жыл бұрын
Jimmie laughing at his own jokes is the best lol
@TheDefaultsSeriesFN 3 жыл бұрын
@Rita 23 y.o I WANT В0У !!! OPEN MY CANAL !!!! What do you do, auto generate words ? Tf
@rita25y.o-checkmyvideo53 3 жыл бұрын
💘💞🌹
@jacquelinerombout173 3 жыл бұрын
"Worst candidate ever" and "advertises more than anyone we've ever seen" are statements that perfectly describe Trump. He's literally talking about himself lol
@user-qc4go8xz5d 3 жыл бұрын
imagine actually thinking this lol
@davidsalinas9 3 жыл бұрын
So you're saying that president's that supported slavery were better gotcha
@adamwhittaker9620 3 жыл бұрын
@@davidsalinas9 Trump despises you.
@davidsalinas9 3 жыл бұрын
@@adamwhittaker9620 ok 👌
@Wuzwrongwitdatdolla 3 жыл бұрын
@@davidsalinas9 Well apparently that’s what Trump is saying about Biden.
@dollymadison2397 3 жыл бұрын
As a REAL Christian, Id love for a Trumpian christian to explain the Christ-approved behavior in this. This alone, I wont even bring up the 1000's of other blasphemies & deceptions that are turning the easily deceived or "on-the-fence" against authentic Christianity.
@toniabowie5487 3 жыл бұрын
He never speaks of policy. Just name call. How could you vote for this.
@MrLoobu 3 жыл бұрын
Hence the cheating
@zenipmann 3 жыл бұрын
Former White House chief of staff, retired Marine Gen. John Kelly, has told friends that President Donald Trump "is the most flawed person" he's ever known. "The depths of his dishonesty is just astounding to me. The dishonesty, the transactional nature of every relationship, though it's more pathetic than anything else. He is the most flawed person I have ever met in my life," the retired Marine general has told friends, CNN has learned.
@rosariogal5358 3 жыл бұрын
But his ignorant followers call it a speech. They wouldn't know a speech if they heard it.
@gracecamacho3438 3 жыл бұрын
@Karkle uhhhh how again ?
@cathyleatherman3097 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@danielmarcus420 3 жыл бұрын
That "drunk Trump" thing killed me!!
@incognitro7634 3 жыл бұрын
The guy that supposed to protect America can't even protect his own family.
@hot_dog_water2437 3 жыл бұрын
Is that family guy profile pic?
@aidenallen4655 3 жыл бұрын
He can’t even protect himself
@Kjking22346 3 жыл бұрын
Peter the Goat 🐐
@SuhoPak 3 жыл бұрын
That was Melania's anniversary present.
@chriszerkel5874 3 жыл бұрын
Well, it stands to reason, trump is a useless dotard. Kim was right.
@robertahubert9155 3 жыл бұрын
He will have lots of men to kiss when he gets to prison
@conniecrawford5231 3 жыл бұрын
He promised to kiss all the guys! Let him!
@ssmi3107 3 жыл бұрын
He would like some practice before that
@livewiiiiire 3 жыл бұрын
"If Trump loses, we're going to be doing a lot of this stuff on the show," lmao
@dragoon6551 3 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine? Talking about something other than what the most recent insane thing the US President has done this week?
@jamaicanaforeign5326 3 жыл бұрын
Being Jamaican when I watched Jimmy hacked up that pineapple I said to myself for $49 a pop I'm eating the damn skin😂😂. Nutten nah waste nutten nah dash weh😂😂
@rustycherkas8229 3 жыл бұрын
$49 is a bargain when you learn that, in Europe during the 1700s, they were only for the extremely(!) wealthy... Tropical pineapples: Yellow for the beautiful, warm sunshine... And now pink to commemorate your ivory winter flesh after a few minutes exposure to that same sunshine 🤣🤣
@camoycreary4901 3 жыл бұрын
Oh gosh! I’m Jamaican and I heard my granny cussing about throwing away half the pineapple in the skin. I winced!
@HumblyBlessed10 3 жыл бұрын
We making pineapple drink with the skin. You know it 😁
@danielewillie9279 3 жыл бұрын
Look here nuh! A feel a chill run down mi back 😆 what an atrocity!
@waynebimmel6784 3 жыл бұрын
@@rustycherkas8229 European monarchs had heated, fully glass enclosed pineapple gardens to grow them. It was so priced that it was rarely eaten, but often just put up as a show piece. There were even pineapples that you could rent for an evening for this purpose.
@erickhicks3653 3 жыл бұрын
I thought Trump sounded drunk lots of times without slowing it down
@rachelzimmerman2773 3 жыл бұрын
it's just the stable genius coming out
@MrTarmonbarry 3 жыл бұрын
@@rachelzimmerman2773 A stable is where he belongs , with his flock
@myfriendscallmek2745 3 жыл бұрын
I thought i was drunk many times i heard him!!
@beadingbusily 3 жыл бұрын
@@myfriendscallmek2745 I bet Trump causes a lot of drinking problems.
@jamesm2359 3 жыл бұрын
@@MrTarmonbarry Then he’d be a stable genius hyuck hyuck lol
@christianjames5987 3 жыл бұрын
No one wants to acknowledge that Guillermo literally carries this show on his back. My hero
@spinzerus 3 жыл бұрын
"Thats the sound of democracy" - Guillermo 2020 😆
@acentaur010 3 жыл бұрын
That tRump Superspreader billboard is beautiful. Though not as beautiful as the anti-tRump Evangelical-directed billboards religiously denouncing tRump, now those are beautiful!
@rita25y.o-checkmyvideo53 3 жыл бұрын
👄💟🥀
@TheEndofThis 3 жыл бұрын
It blows my mind trump has an audience. I mean in a normal world this would be in a movie as a complete joke. Please someone wake me up from this 4 year nightmare
@funveeable 3 жыл бұрын
Come on now, do consider that there is quite a lot that people like about the president. Try looking into the oppositions point of view and you may find the real reason Trump has such an enthusiastic follower base even before he became president
@rachelzimmerman2773 3 жыл бұрын
@@funveeable yeah like his voters like white supremacy
@kab2599 3 жыл бұрын
This wouldn’t be as difficult if more of the population was scientifically literate 😕
@larajones1424 3 жыл бұрын
Or literate.
@kenrickeason 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly!! Man if we took science and literacy seriously and keep religion from it then look how far as a people we would be..
@robs6661 3 жыл бұрын
social distancing harms the immune system (immune system works on human contact)
@robs6661 3 жыл бұрын
Masks are not a scientific solution this is a medieval pestis solution
@jimzorn3853 3 жыл бұрын
"Science" can also be weaponized against the people. Haven't you heard about the Lancet journal article that had to be retracted? When the super rich own scientific journal publishing companies, they use "science" as a weapon against the people.
@tonyo8171 3 жыл бұрын
Benedick Donald would not spend time in the basement....when he’s terrified he heads for the bunker.
@haroldpinteresque4460 3 жыл бұрын
At least the MAGA hats make it easier to spot Covid carriers.
@albertroy5293 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe add a spittle-friendly dropdown visor?
@gracecamacho3438 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@loveinspired7 3 жыл бұрын
I don't know why, but I find Guillermo just adorable! He looks like he would be such a good friend!😂
@ashernichols4361 3 жыл бұрын
Guillermo officially has one of the best jobs in the world.
@gracecamacho3438 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah he jus needs to get a tik tok😂
@chriso0015 3 жыл бұрын
“The memoirs of Guillermo rated R starts Friday”
@lennardcovarrubias5950 3 жыл бұрын
He thinks he's Superman but didn't Dracula also use a cape.🇺🇸🇺🇸V🔵TE🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@shawnstarr6005 3 жыл бұрын
“That’s the sound of democracy “ lmfao..Sure tf is.
@ceeclaire5457 3 жыл бұрын
Yep, I caught that too, and giggled a bit 🤣😂🤣
@zaiochan5730 3 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that Jimmy looks after his relatives.
@whiplashfatigue1430 3 жыл бұрын
Trump: “That’s all we need now is a new sheet.” Yeah, because he’s had so much success shoveling the same sheet since 2015.
@mightysun89 3 жыл бұрын
Everytime I see and hear him talk, my brain just stops about his stupid remarks. I can't understand why these people don't understand that. Most must be paid to do that.
@IMVoxerus 3 жыл бұрын
All that is needed for the forces of evil to succeed is for enough good men to remain silent. Vote. Help those around you vote. We can't sit it out and hope others voting is enough. We have to get to the polls and we have to help those around us get there. You need to be a motivating force to vote. 60 percent won't do it here.... we have to bring 100 percent of what we are.
@funveeable 3 жыл бұрын
One thing about humans is that no human truly gives it their all. Our potential is limitless so even if we think we have hit 100 percent, we still haven’t quite hit it.
@larrylane5121 3 жыл бұрын
Trump is such an embarrassment.
@Wreckdum 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, Jimmy should retire Edit: The original post from Larry just said, "He is such an embarrassment." He since edited it.
@davidsalinas9 3 жыл бұрын
@@Wreckdum true, I personally like Conan better
@Ommateum 3 жыл бұрын
@@davidsalinas9 hell yeah
@Ommateum 3 жыл бұрын
Historic lows for unemployment isn’t.
@Wreckdum 3 жыл бұрын
@Lisa Kelzer you must know a lot. Can you tell me why?
@gipsyundead 3 жыл бұрын
He's immune, yeah right. I still think this was all a publicity stunt
@rosariogal5358 3 жыл бұрын
I know it was a publicity stunt because got over it way too fast. And those idiot followers of his believe that he had covid.
@gipsyundead 3 жыл бұрын
@@rosariogal5358 that's exactly why I think it was a publicity stunt
@enforcerofpain 3 жыл бұрын
@@rosariogal5358 It was a stunt. It was all fake. And after it was said and done he stood on the White House balcony hoping to hear the theme of Superman. What a joke.
@Dr.UldenWascht 3 жыл бұрын
Jimmy: "What does this take like, Guillermo?" Guillermo: "Like _free_ pineapple! 😎"
@pauline_2373 3 жыл бұрын
Wow Jimmy! I really am impressed by your knife skills! Well done ✔
@mirarift 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, I do imagine Trump losing to Biden.
@chriszerkel5874 3 жыл бұрын
Mira, 👍👍👍👍!
@katieroaden2934 3 жыл бұрын
Im not feeling so great about it, but I sure hope Trump loses.
@funveeable 3 жыл бұрын
It’s literally a coin flip just like 2016. If you truly wish for your side to win, you cannot sit idle. People who love the president will vote for him and anyone who sits this election out will regret it if their opposition wins.
@Ommateum 3 жыл бұрын
I think you’ll be surprised when trump wins again.
@carlakinsella3833 3 жыл бұрын
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@boondocksdragon8959 3 жыл бұрын
When Guillermo said "that's the sound of democracy", I lost it. 🤣😂🤣 Love that little dude.
@chancekuehnel8448 3 жыл бұрын
Why is NO ONE talking about Jimmy's mad knife skills?
@lex_rodriguez 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh, he wasted like most of it LMAO
@mariahgrimes207 3 жыл бұрын
I’m impressed!! He must have been watching a bunch of cooking shows during quarantine 😂😂
@210raab 3 жыл бұрын
I am baffled why the people at the trump rallies laugh.
@sylvia106 3 жыл бұрын
I am baffled that people voluntarily attend the rallies!
@angus7278 3 жыл бұрын
If they didn’t laugh they’d have to cry.
@ashukemtaku6160 3 жыл бұрын
They laugh because they are as stupid like trump himself
@Jillians1025 3 жыл бұрын
@@ashukemtaku6160 Exactly.. These are the same idiots who consider T RUMP to be "a stable genius" or "a really smart man" lol
@jamesrowden303 3 жыл бұрын
It's like clapping at a Kim Jong Un rally....sorta compulsary.
@TheIndianJohnSmith 3 жыл бұрын
Stay safe and stay healthy, our votes are our voices and they are being heard so please vote, Vote, VOTE!!!
@BZ_Kai 3 жыл бұрын
For Trump
@good_teanice_house6789 3 жыл бұрын
Hilary Clinton knows what it’s like to lose to the single worst candidate in history.....lmao 🤣🤣🤣
@bjay4u280 3 жыл бұрын
Past tense
@imdawolfman2698 3 жыл бұрын
In the Iowa super-spreader rally look at the woman to Trump's left in a black hat and blue sweater... She looks about to keel over.
@hvymettle 3 жыл бұрын
Will be interesting when he comes down from the steroids.
@sunshine3914 3 жыл бұрын
Steroids speed up everything, including the aging process.
@knownunknown3481 3 жыл бұрын
Is no one gonna appreciate how jimmy perfectly cut the pineapple
@southernbelle4398 3 жыл бұрын
Guillermo's laugh at 4 mins, as they lowered down "Spongebob's" new home, was hilariously adorable. Thank you! 💙🙏🏻💜
@MrOneNye 3 жыл бұрын
Cousin Nicki is very very right. The smallest thing that could make you smile and have you feel good as your doing good, is worth it and really important. Don't give up on finding the smallest thing in life that is sourced on positive and good, to be something you radiate too whilst out in your daily quests.
@66impala71 3 жыл бұрын
Used to refer to someone like Trump as "certifiable." Now he's the poster boy.
@cathyleatherman3097 3 жыл бұрын
He is nuts for sure
@sunshine3914 3 жыл бұрын
@@cathyleatherman3097 Actually, not half as nuts than those who still support the fool.
@0T772 3 жыл бұрын
@@sunshine3914 so true!! 😂😅😂
@livelife365 3 жыл бұрын
Why is Guillermo in his underwear? "One less vote for Kanye, I guess," says Jimmy.
@markkupio4472 3 жыл бұрын
Voting early.
@chrislinhares7311 3 жыл бұрын
Should be "fewer".
@The6thelement9413 3 жыл бұрын
Trump is a gross old man with saving balls. 🤮
@poppawhoppaoz2480 3 жыл бұрын
Speaking of underwear, someone in comments noted that “Trump was a skid mark on the American flag” ... wish I had said that ... lmao
@plumbloko9925 3 жыл бұрын
@@The6thelement9413 THAT'S BIG NASTY OLD FART.
@tmashadi 3 жыл бұрын
Jimmy, the best of all the late night show hosts! The kindest and the most humble. Wish you and your loved ones a happy and long life!
@Losers01 3 жыл бұрын
You're hilarious Jimmy! Thank you for this... I needed some laughter! God bless you!!!
@kevincoles7385 3 жыл бұрын
Why does the corona second wave feel like it's going to be like a Resin Evil second wave? Can you survive
@oliverquach9614 3 жыл бұрын
Chill. We’re still in the trenches on this first wave. Our president is out here doing what can only be described as bio-terrorism at his rallies. We just might descend into a real life ‘Purge: Election Year’ before we enter a second wave.
@alessandrosilini521 3 жыл бұрын
Here in italy the second wave is more dangerous than the first. I really hope that this situation will end soon because is scary
@kevincoles7385 3 жыл бұрын
@@alessandrosilini521 you think they're trying to depopulate the earth? Because natural resources can run dry. Like when they're a too much algy in a pond and everything dies in that pond. They can't tell you how many kids you can have so I think they're secretly depopulating threw other means.
@thenetherone1597 3 жыл бұрын
Round 5 is when the dogs come We need to set up the teleporter pad before then
@robs6661 3 жыл бұрын
Btw covid19 is very widespread but its not deadlier as the flu. And social distancing harms the immune system (immune system works on human contact)
@fraracci 3 жыл бұрын
Check out the huge Billboard that some disgruntled Iowa farmers paid for… Right by the Des Moines airport where trump had a rally today.
@erwinpatio8160 3 жыл бұрын
"Some of your friends could use sheets." LOL
@mpaczkow 3 жыл бұрын
‘I’ll start kissing everyone....”. Another promise made, promise broken.
@mariahgrimes207 3 жыл бұрын
We can only hope!
@willow881000 3 жыл бұрын
Let us get out and VOTE for BIDEN/HARRIS in GREAT NUMBERS so there is NO QUESTION as to who is the clear WINNER! We have a chance to save our DEMOCRACY! Let's DO IT!
@michellemichaud9296 3 жыл бұрын
Wouldn’t it be wonderful if stupidity were painful??
@population-_-420 3 жыл бұрын
@Michelle Michaud u single 🤔⁉️
@cloudskat3r 3 жыл бұрын
@@population-_-420 really, dude?
@johnscott2849 3 жыл бұрын
It has to be. They have to have headaches all the time to be stupid enough to support trump.
@edgarcayce2.02 3 жыл бұрын
It's painful to watch, that's for sure.
@virgotordera 3 жыл бұрын
Trump never talked about any important issues of the country. What a clown!
@DoubleM55 3 жыл бұрын
The ony issue is the fact that people don't praise him enough! Everything else is perfect, he created utopia, and now he just needs a little bit more appreciation for it. That's what his rallies are for...
@koolinton159 3 жыл бұрын
I seriously don't know how you can make this video any better. Epic content my guy!
@805CaliLiving 3 жыл бұрын
This is why we love Kimmel
@stevemalayil8493 3 жыл бұрын
I like presidents who haven't got Covid-19👍🏻😑😒
@fischertimothy6619 3 жыл бұрын
@@MichaelLitz amen
@antoniograncino3506 3 жыл бұрын
@Claude, The Finest From Deluge Not hate. Mostly pity the fool and the poor benighted fools who will vote (again) for him.
@WangMotions 3 жыл бұрын
Legit any President would’ve got infected, think of how many people come in contact with the president every day. He can’t just “isolate”
@stevemalayil8493 3 жыл бұрын
@@MichaelLitz it's probably due to all the medication for the Covid😂
@christianalexander4464 3 жыл бұрын
You just mad even Covid-19 chose Trump over Biden not even Covid wanted Biden.
@saradevos83 3 жыл бұрын
Lovely to see Jimmy have fun with a pineapple! 😅🤣 that little laugh as he was cutting. So cute.
@lostmypassword 3 жыл бұрын
"Do things that make you happy. For me, sit on a unicorn" Brilliant
@212nightcrawler 3 жыл бұрын
hey trump, the only thing you're immune to is logic and facts
@nicknamenickname56 3 жыл бұрын
he is immune from shame too he is shameless and he think its cool what a moron
@sgfuture9472 3 жыл бұрын
You will Learn your Best Lessons from the Worst People...
@ndomingo2906 3 жыл бұрын
Aside from everything else, one would be ashamed to have a president talking like that. Oh well, every population has an uneducated segment!
@g0679 3 жыл бұрын
Donald Trump is to statesman, as Sean Hannity is to newscasters. It is sensible for them to exchange saliva on the public airwaves.
@michaelspencer4213 3 жыл бұрын
Comedian in chief #45
@fireice9422 3 жыл бұрын
Dear God, what the hell is he talking about? Just wow! Does trump ever talk about anything important? And he’s projecting himself onto Joe. Joe is a good guy, trump is not. He is so petty and small. He’s like a bad cartoon.
@babayagaX9000 3 жыл бұрын
I watch for Guillermo’s shenanigans he’s the best
@missmew5240 3 жыл бұрын
I just love Guillermo’s laugh @ 4:03! 😂 it’s the best!
@joachimschoder 3 жыл бұрын
@Donald: You wanted to say "I AM the single worst candidate in presidential politics." There I fixed it for you.
@MikeBrown-ex9nh 3 жыл бұрын
I thought he was admitting he finally got over Hillary. I should have known better.
@connordean 3 жыл бұрын
"I think believing in Unicorns is realistic." Are we supposed to capitalize "Unicorn?" Somehow it feels offensive if I dont.
@livewiiiiire 3 жыл бұрын
Don't think capitalizing unicorn is necessary, but it definitely looks better, ha.
@Mike-ke7ud 3 жыл бұрын
Where is policy? Where is commitment to anything even related to real policy work, this man makes me 🤮
@funveeable 3 жыл бұрын
His policy wasn’t in the short clips that Kimmel showed. They were in the later part of that rally which is about 45 minutes. And his policy is to bring law and order to American cities and to be tough on China economically.
@ferox965 3 жыл бұрын
There is no plan or policy.
@funkyfiss 3 жыл бұрын
Trump talks allot about his policy. They don't show it too you. You have to watch the whole speeches. Also watch the whole speeches of Biden. Who really doesn't talk about policy. And in his last speech said he was running for the SENATE! Clearly the man is Senile and unfit for the presidency.
@leahwierenga8200 3 жыл бұрын
Trump has started applying that much burnt umber smear to his face that he has made his ears look like ghosts!
@davidsalinas9 3 жыл бұрын
Notice how not many people laughed when he made a joke about Joe Biden lmaoooo.
@robs6661 3 жыл бұрын
His core-supporters loved it yes :D
@joeyparm9887 3 жыл бұрын
Because he's a piece of garbage and can't think on his own . It might alienate him and he'll lose his pathetic show
@faithhenderson1357 3 жыл бұрын
This is why Linsey Graham does not have monies for his campaign.
@Faesharlyn 3 жыл бұрын
Did he spend his check on heels and pearls *again*?
@jimwind7589 3 жыл бұрын
You mean "Ms Linsey"
@serenitynow6513 3 жыл бұрын
I surprised Trump didn’t just say there is no election and I will be here 4 more years, try to stop me.
@funveeable 3 жыл бұрын
He is smarter than he looks as you can see by his enthusiastic crowd. Stopping someone from becoming president by a vote is a right so if people want to do it, they are free to try it.
@geekishgir 3 жыл бұрын
Don't give him ideas...... I can just hear him say, "I'm the president, I can do this, not many people know that, but people are telling me I can just make myself president again, believe me."
@MikeBrown-ex9nh 3 жыл бұрын
Petulant child Trump doesn't get to cancel an election. If he doesn't understand that now, he will.
@MikeBrown-ex9nh 3 жыл бұрын
@Auto Werks Thats funny 😄
@indigowolf556 3 жыл бұрын
Jimmy you are the best! Love that humor!!😅😅❤Guillermo
@neemaemam 3 жыл бұрын
I love Guillermo! 😂😂😅😅 He's so cute and funny
@rexeleers 3 жыл бұрын
TRUMPS COMING OUT! 🌈❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🎉
@Spellbindingwolf 3 жыл бұрын
How can anyone be ignorant of Village People, only our President. *Trump dances to Macho Man, looses my dad's vote finally...*
@kathyparrish844 3 жыл бұрын
@@Spellbindingwolf oh man, you should show that clip to as many trump voters as possible! Amazing that would change his vote, but molesting women "grabbing pussy" wouldn't. But hey! What ever works!
@parwanashaw3634 3 жыл бұрын
He is nothing but a “ huge” disappointment to humanity.
@tiberiussempronious6252 3 жыл бұрын
Yuge...
@lilRadRidinHood 3 жыл бұрын
Not simply HUGE, but a beautiful disappointment, a perfect disappointment. No other person in the world can disappoint bigger than he does. Everyone knows that!
@babarazamsucks 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂You’re right, Jimmy! You’re absolutely right! Preparing for Election Day does sound like receiving an emergency pamphlet!🤣🤣🤣
@Moolaz 3 жыл бұрын
LOLOLOLOL!!!!! - "they need new sheets. They cut up the old ones"
@cindy1568 3 жыл бұрын
Damn, trump's now running against himself, hope he loses✌️
@chriszerkel5874 3 жыл бұрын
Cindy, he will lose. You have my word on that. Stay well girl.
@luisquintero8804 3 жыл бұрын
Overreactions ?
@blondeshoooter 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah ig so, after Biden announced that he’s running for senate 😂😂😂 Biden is a joke
@luisquintero8804 3 жыл бұрын
@@blondeshoooter that was a funny Biden f up lmao
@cindy1568 3 жыл бұрын
@@chriszerkel5874 only way he wins is by cheating. U stay well also✌️
@SpidermanFan92 3 жыл бұрын
I'll never understand how any patriot could stand this disrespect of our Democracy. Your political values should never undermine Democracy, VOTE THEM OUT!
@funkyfiss 3 жыл бұрын
The USA is a Democratic republic. We don't have democracy. Unless you are living somewhere else?
@funkyfiss 3 жыл бұрын
@John Alsop According to the morning consult polling conducted September 6th 52% of military households and veterans support President Trump.
@MikeBrown-ex9nh 3 жыл бұрын
@@funkyfiss If 52% of them support Trump, now we know which ones were the suckers Trump was referring to.
@SpidermanFan92 3 жыл бұрын
@@funkyfiss Traitors to the Constitution
@trishkeller8228 3 жыл бұрын
Even without a big audience, I am so happy to see you in the studio.. The at home was good for a while but we are tired
@tony35287 3 жыл бұрын
“TRUMP’S lack of interest or respect to keep his country safe is a disgrace! “ 🇺🇸The President Failed🤥 “
@sciencewins8798 3 жыл бұрын
Biden 46 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
@evanhanekom9839 3 жыл бұрын
May I remind you that Covid came to the US via travellers from China, and the moment Trump closed the borders Biden and the Dems condemned him for xenophobia. Make up your minds. When he responds you criticise him, when he doesn't you also criticise him.
@intuitionz1198 3 жыл бұрын
@@evanhanekom9839 lie! got to do better research honey 🤣 Trump called home all the citizens. told them they to have only 3 days to get here before he closes the border. so all our citizens came running back in droves. no quarantine. almost instantaneously there were 40,000 new infections. not to mention several other giant loopholes he left in the supposed border closing. WORST PRESIDENT EVER! losen your tin foil hat you melodramatic nut Job!
@tony35287 3 жыл бұрын
Evan ; Trump failed to stop all incoming travellers! I don’t live in the USA 🇺🇸 but our government locked our borders, stopped all flights, limited numbers and we all wore masks 😷 simple Out overall total is less than one day of America’s figures! That’s sad, USA 🇺🇸 has the highest numbers in the world 🌎 both in deaths and cases!
@JKAMS2112 3 жыл бұрын
@@evanhanekom9839 no it didn't, it primarily came to the US via travelers from Europe. At least on the east coast that was the case
@ruthmelicharles5062 3 жыл бұрын
Americans, take a bow. 4 years ago, many were worried if America will survive 4 years of Trumpism. You did!
@edgarcayce2.02 3 жыл бұрын
Not yet. You're jumping the shark here. Lame duck Trump will be the scariest time of all.
@alicejcarlisle4159 3 жыл бұрын
It's not over yet!!!! We the people survive, but the Country is in a hell of a mess!! Can the Beautiful USA recover???
@travislape9157 3 жыл бұрын
About to survive 4 more! Leggo
@alexandriareetz2597 3 жыл бұрын
May the Universe have mercy on our souls
@BarbadosBeerFestival 3 жыл бұрын
Amen.
@milasgamma6143 3 жыл бұрын
Ask JESUS to have mercy on us!
@alexandriareetz2597 3 жыл бұрын
@@milasgamma6143 not everyone believes in Jesus. The universe is universal.
@milasgamma6143 3 жыл бұрын
@@alexandriareetz2597 everyone will meet Him one day, whether they believe or not. Those of us that do, will be in Heaven with Him forever, those that don't will be somewhere else...
@edrecords1 3 жыл бұрын
One fact is certain after seeing a Trump rally: Neanderthals are not extinct.
@sabam473 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you thank you for bringing Micki
@podcastlegendkillers3287 3 жыл бұрын
Jimmy Kimmel and Fallon are becoming my favorite Jimmy's lol
@ROZDAB 3 жыл бұрын
We don’t even need people to vote with a ballot. Just have the voting officials count who is wearing a mask and who isn’t. Kind of obvious which group is voting for which candidate.
@IGWT86 3 жыл бұрын
I ware a mask and voting trump so your logic doesn't make sence
@smexehcougah3 3 жыл бұрын
@@IGWT86 neither does yours, lol
@rubyfitzgerald3886 3 жыл бұрын
@@IGWT86 wear*
@IGWT86 3 жыл бұрын
Guess we will see soon enough
@nnannakalu9423 3 жыл бұрын
"There is no good reason to hold these events simultaneously." EXACTLY! NBC could have simply scheduled this an hour earlier OR later to give undecided voters-assuming they still exist at this juncture-a chance to properly evaluate BOTH candidates.
@intuitionz1198 3 жыл бұрын
all cable media
@nnannakalu9423 3 жыл бұрын
@@intuitionz1198 Even Fox News, Newsmax and OANN?
@sirpops7 3 жыл бұрын
This is Really Good. Right On Jimmy.
@kirstenanderberg9415 3 жыл бұрын
If trump loses this is kind of thing we will be doing on the show - lol...that sounds sooooo sweet. Whew, can you imagine finally...not dealing with this living hell from trump nonstop?! We can dream...
@travislape9157 3 жыл бұрын
Lol if trump loses, even you have zero confidence in biden hahaha
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