Jimmy's opening monologue from the 2020 Primetime #Emmys.
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@orhunnnnn3 жыл бұрын
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.
@UncleEbenezer773 жыл бұрын
Haha, got me good. They deserve an Emmy for editing
@coolmade20003 жыл бұрын
"Emmy winner for Best Editing goes to...us? What?" Lol
@shemonetwaroo4623 жыл бұрын
Ikr.. fooled me as well
@brettneeley44213 жыл бұрын
@@coolmade2000You be lol I
@AdamPiper3 жыл бұрын
I mean not really, it was just a switch board.
@ABCDEFGH-qn7fu3 жыл бұрын
I just want you all to know that Jesus Loves You. Repent and you shall be saved. God bless.
@yankeeladee023 жыл бұрын
When Jimmy Kimmel was in the audience 😂
@justarandomlegovendingmach3483 жыл бұрын
Can you plz put the time stamp
@yankeeladee023 жыл бұрын
Just A Random LEGO Vending Machine- 4:55
@justarandomlegovendingmach3483 жыл бұрын
yankeeladee02 ok thx
@sheridan74753 жыл бұрын
The fact that people think this is real is going to lead people to stop caring, mark my words
@blueapple90773 жыл бұрын
Don't worry. the people that think this is real are the same people who still think that its super deadly.
@sheridan74753 жыл бұрын
Blue Apple I’m talking about the audience being there 💀
@sheridan74753 жыл бұрын
Found the COVID denier
@souravdatta99903 жыл бұрын
Blue Apple Its not....03..its 3% in US...and just coz it does not lead to death does not mean its not deadly....ppl who got Covid-19 have high chances of Suffering long term breathing and lung issues for a very long time
@rachelbernstein16563 жыл бұрын
I was about to say, they should have masks on. Set an example
@gabbydeloreann3 жыл бұрын
I was so confused as to why they had an audience, and without masks, at least, and then it broke my heart when the audience just disappeared and Jimmy was alone on the stage. 🥺
@ayubali24313 жыл бұрын
@Polo Surf stop hating
@zephrielle15703 жыл бұрын
Shes joking
@brodie39423 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah. Forgot you lived in America.
@keepcalmtv28643 жыл бұрын
Spoiler alert....
@tylerdurden46183 жыл бұрын
Your comment is as cringy as this bs show
@ignitingspark64193 жыл бұрын
You can't have a virus without a host😂😂😂
@blanketman69653 жыл бұрын
Not funny Didn’t laugh
@ganonisking66093 жыл бұрын
Well then get rid of him. He’s not funny he leeches off celebrities for his fame
@lanea3973 жыл бұрын
He stole that line from Eminem and tweaked it a little
@JJcrabtower3 жыл бұрын
Joke the year 🤡
@johnkenny40173 жыл бұрын
You're a dork
@travsd333 жыл бұрын
2:05 "Television is your big brother." *1984's George Orwell has entered the chat*
@IJustFIFA13I3 жыл бұрын
Elisha lee Underrated comment
@sebasapolo3 жыл бұрын
For everybody wondering: This year the Emmys are virtual. Those people sitting there are not really there...
@sebasapolo3 жыл бұрын
Watch till the end
@joshuacrescendo36023 жыл бұрын
They were there, at a different year. Video editing
@CC-vp2xw3 жыл бұрын
Thank Heavens cuz I was beginning to wonder at the glaring irresponsibility!!
@rosebud44673 жыл бұрын
Yeah, and it just wasn't funny. They could have done so much more with this intro.
@jerrylorosae26903 жыл бұрын
Yeah Rupaul is still wearing the same outfit like last year
@15Candles3 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, every time Kimmel does a monologue i was expecting Matt Damon to showed up XD
@mauriciosanchezgomez19603 жыл бұрын
It's too sad when you realized that Jimmy is alone at theater 😭
@aliimranmohammed953 жыл бұрын
He’s not, Jason Bateman’s there
@justsomeponywithamustache87313 жыл бұрын
ali0g4 And the cameraman
@RobAGabor3 жыл бұрын
That was creepy like a Twilight Zone episode.
@erickprice38363 жыл бұрын
More like black mirror get with the program boomer
@sigmaofOz3 жыл бұрын
@@erickprice3836 silence trash. Your gen z crap is not any better.
@erickprice38363 жыл бұрын
@@sigmaofOz I can’t see the twilight zone doing this scene. However, Black Mirror literally did an episode like this. Both are actually amazing shows just different timing jackass.
@michaelpipkin99423 жыл бұрын
This is so irresponsible. How can Jimmy do this without Guillermo?
@oli.y3 жыл бұрын
This is the only likeable comment in the entire comments section
@nkhadebe3 жыл бұрын
What the hell😂😂 I was so convinced it was full
@y.e.a.h56343 жыл бұрын
On soon as I saw that wall of screens I realized we're in the Matrix.
@mrrmrj85733 жыл бұрын
Let's take a moment to appreciate the effort of the people who give time stamps for every video,
@batcat1013 жыл бұрын
8:12 chris evans laughing lmaoo
@batcat1013 жыл бұрын
@Dru Reeve have no clue, just heard his distinctive laugh
@shazrehshahzad70623 жыл бұрын
Oh I definitely thought it was Don Cheadle laughing. It is tho isn't it. I know dorito isnt but yea the laugh did sounded like his 😂
@tharunkallati96313 жыл бұрын
Genius
@cavesandraves52313 жыл бұрын
I would watch the emmys with Jason Bateman being the only audience there
@WaffleEBay123 жыл бұрын
I guess this is your year
@sandycheeks23723 жыл бұрын
Omg I fell in love with him when I was 14 😂 I’m 48 and still in love 😍
@yasisoufi3 жыл бұрын
👍🏼
@reneeelias71683 жыл бұрын
I would be the replacement seating person next to jason Bateman.
@darraghmullins25803 жыл бұрын
Ha that bit was hilarious
@Dbeckdesign683 жыл бұрын
That was so clever and creative. I knew it had to be last year, but still, well done Jimmy!
@justavoice3 жыл бұрын
Doing something this creative, funny, clean and live in 2020 is what makes America great. Loved it.
@ThompterSHunson3 жыл бұрын
07:50 The Emmy statue holding up a hand sanitizer sums up 2020 perfectly. 😂✌
@glennjalmas46573 жыл бұрын
Looks like this is how the Oscars going to be next year...
@Midnightspecia13 жыл бұрын
Fo-eva because Hollywood sucks.
@ScarlettJ12213 жыл бұрын
"This is the year they decide to have a host" 😂😂😂
@blanketman69653 жыл бұрын
Not funny Didn’t laugh
@colleen4ever3 жыл бұрын
And it HAD to be him! STATLER AND WALDORF: Why us?!?!
@hannahmettica74543 жыл бұрын
Jason Bateman literally never ages, he looks so damn good! He's literally 51 and he is still so damn attractive!!!
@jpgnzlz3 жыл бұрын
He still looks like a little kid!
@trumancapote90973 жыл бұрын
AMEN sister girl AMEN!!
@Adriana-ub9mf3 жыл бұрын
Adenocrome Madam. Adenochrome. Research it
@vb18163 жыл бұрын
He gets better with age!
@copernicofelinis3 жыл бұрын
@Priyadarsini T P he's NUMERICALLY 51. ;-)
@SamRodrigues773 жыл бұрын
It was an incredible Emmy. I saw until the end. I really enjoyed watching, congratulations
@ricardobjj243 жыл бұрын
They had me excited for a minute like finally we go back to normal
@DanA-zf8bt3 жыл бұрын
Ricardo Masvidal Bruh same
@christinah8643 жыл бұрын
Why would you think.....
@yogithashetty25873 жыл бұрын
“ you can’t have a pandemic without a host “ 👏🏻😄
@jennifer24fields3 жыл бұрын
That was a clever and creative approach to the awards show!!! Way to go, Jimmy!
@whateveruresolve2be3 жыл бұрын
The moment Jimmy was in the audience 😂😂😂😂 too funny
@joshualagrimas95553 жыл бұрын
I ain't gotta lie, I got bamoozled with that editing, creds to them. And I miss jimmy right now.
@cgill9143 жыл бұрын
Me too! And then I was like ok, why are they laughing soo much though? The jokes aren’t THAT funny 😆 lol
@daviddavids49923 жыл бұрын
Before you comment about the audience... .... watch till the end.
@I_WANT_MY_SLAW3 жыл бұрын
Nobody tells me what to do
@evelynh24363 жыл бұрын
Finally u re back to work Jimmy
@ricardobjj243 жыл бұрын
Thats true I forgot Jimmy hasnt been doing his show, havent watched it in forever now
@HondEpic3 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, they had us in the first half
@lovemywifeandkids82583 жыл бұрын
Lmao 😂 u are the greatest jimmy glad your back to make us laugh
@SuperstarRajinikanthFan3 жыл бұрын
They could have pretended to perform in front of a live crowd till the end. It's weird to hear the jokes without crowd reaction.
@mhuh3 жыл бұрын
What is this Trevor Noah?
@sophiaschoice3 жыл бұрын
That shows what a fantastic job they are doing with what is given to them
@rajmk33 жыл бұрын
@Jimmy Kimmel Live - It's very good to see you again!!!
@davyman20003 жыл бұрын
They should add digital audiences like this to the late night shows. It's really weird hearing them tell jokes and then hearing dead silence lol
@mrcassette3 жыл бұрын
Or just makes it really obvious most are forced laughs and not that funny.
@DopeFreshFitness3 жыл бұрын
comment section full of people can't bother to watch more than 5 minutes of the video before commenting.
@HorseMuse3 жыл бұрын
Wayne Madison so true my dear...sooo true!
@tusharrawat66703 жыл бұрын
I just had sex guys can you deliver nachos?
@Gpcas93 жыл бұрын
@@tusharrawat6670 It usually takes about 9 months, but why on earth would you call him/her nachos ?
@silviom38123 жыл бұрын
@@Gpcas9 What a comment
@freedomofspeech18283 жыл бұрын
I can’t watch 2 minutes
@boredstranger75223 жыл бұрын
Why was I even expecting a virtual Emmy ceremony to be a giant worldwide pajama party? 🙃
@eduardoarmenta92323 жыл бұрын
This was fantastic. Amazing work to everyone involved. Sometimes the right way is the hard way, but it's worth it if you can show the people that safety should be the N° 1 priority in times of crisis.... I don't know how that became a question of debate.
@TheSoulmantp23 жыл бұрын
Yes!!!!!!! “Uh yeah I’m out! Tony where are you parked?!” I’m dead lol. Great editing!!
@dr.chandansingh1903 жыл бұрын
Thank you for your efforts Jimmy! All of this was well put together! Thanks to the team and academy :)
@spaceshuttle83323 жыл бұрын
WATCH UNTIL THE END BEFORE SAYING SOMETHING STUPID IN THE COMMENT SECTION
@mikeconley95903 жыл бұрын
No soup for you! 2 weeks!
@stevesilva14253 жыл бұрын
dont tell me what to do🐑
@spaceshuttle83323 жыл бұрын
Steve Silva I was trying to prevent you from saying something stupid but it seems like that failed. Congratulations.
@nevigo55193 жыл бұрын
@@spaceshuttle8332 Eww.Have some naughty democrat pissed on your oatmeal this morning? Lighten up, this is a new day, for you too.
@007storyoftheyear3 жыл бұрын
WHY ARE YOU YELLING !?!?!?
@ashleyhw43883 жыл бұрын
MC Lyte stays getting a bag! She's been doing the voice work for the BET Awards for years and now the Emmy's! ❤ Also, the editing on this was superb!
@younglimlee55823 жыл бұрын
0:40 "You can't have a virus without a host." LOL
@thetxkidd20133 жыл бұрын
My goodness the amount of stupidity in the comments is hilarious. This is what happens when you jump to conclusions. WATCH TILL THE END!!
@debbiedelight79883 жыл бұрын
right
@teresaf9913 жыл бұрын
@@angrynoodletwentyfive6463 that s ok with me. But click bait not needed with title Jimmy 2020 monologue.❤
@brxnv_3 жыл бұрын
@@teresaf991 but Jimmy is doing a monologue what
@rosebud44673 жыл бұрын
I completely understand the "joke." I just do not find it funny. 🤷♀️
@dorothydean86433 жыл бұрын
I assume this is last years audience. There is no way ALL of them would not be wearing a mask. I will watch to the end si I can find out if I am right.
@kerrysamuel58803 жыл бұрын
My favourite show so far!! Jimmy is killing it!! 😁
@joannecastille64683 жыл бұрын
Great job Jimmy! I enjoyed the show very much!
@swayslay20703 жыл бұрын
This was fantastic! Missed you Jimmy
@woodycoat3 жыл бұрын
You must be braindead
@Gideon_the_Seraph3 жыл бұрын
consoom.
@steverattle30273 жыл бұрын
we need ricky gervais hosting every award show
@justinl11873 жыл бұрын
100%
@mrhossein19763 жыл бұрын
۱۰۰٪
@OrcishSouljah3 жыл бұрын
Prisoners? U should see ellen being a prisoner in her own home.
@nicolelv14773 жыл бұрын
“I want Mario Lopez to ask about my pants” lmao
@paris20703 жыл бұрын
I knew it... I fast forwarded to the end and saw what was the plan. Genius....but frankly for the first 10 seconds, I could not believe my eyes.
@ihateadverts3 жыл бұрын
Legit thought he’d died. Guest hosts on the show for 3 months..
@nartouzumaki82323 жыл бұрын
.. he said he ll be gone for 6 weeks before he left .. at least pay attention
@colleen4ever3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, wasn;t it great?
@deepakjoseph27173 жыл бұрын
Wow it's great to finally see jimmy kimmel again.🤙 Love the reveal
@ivanandjayson35733 жыл бұрын
It got me teary eyed to see the end part. Can’t wait to get back to where we are before.
@PoorLittleRubberBoy3 жыл бұрын
It is wonderful to see Jimmy Kimmel again. Fine, it is a montage, but still, it is like seeing an old friend. XX
@marlenefelix91293 жыл бұрын
I miss you Jimmy muahhhh
@NGC-76353 жыл бұрын
Yess, I’m sure Quibi totally deserved those 10 nominations and this isn’t an elaborate back door marketing scheme at all.
@velocity10123 жыл бұрын
@Binx it's better if you don't know. Trust me.
@boondocksdragon89593 жыл бұрын
Right? Just out of curiosity, do you know anyone using Quibi? I don't know a single person who even knows much about it (or who has any interest in it whatsoever).
@meronepal69643 жыл бұрын
Damn! this is so amazing, and it was live
@aif19923 жыл бұрын
You actually tricked me. Good job 😂😂
@samtrtraore43013 жыл бұрын
Jimmyyyyy You have given me energy I needed this 😂😂
@mkhan44743 жыл бұрын
I actually believed that show was going on worh the audience
@davemoss363 жыл бұрын
You had me during the first half... Bravo
@alicegonzalez16233 жыл бұрын
That was awesome 👏!!
@iam_a_sad_khan3 жыл бұрын
4:46 me telling a joke in my head 4:55 also me laughing at my own joke
@scotty11993 жыл бұрын
Bruh you can clearly notice and see this is not really the audience being there I don‘t know what all the fuss is about in the comments
@aleena_dramaqueen2 жыл бұрын
For a min they got me but I rewatched 2017 emmy's monologue so much I knew something was off
@debbiemarlow39533 жыл бұрын
Jimmy kimmel..you have been there for the world during these past awful 4! Years..and I thank you ❤️ so much for keeping me laughing ❣️
@teresaf9913 жыл бұрын
I was watching and thinking no way! Hollywood was first in America to take safety precautions. No way would these people we love buy into money vs. health like so many others have. ❤❤❤Looking good Jimmy and thanks to all the talent that allowed their images. I enjoyed it. Laughed out loud. Something I hardly get to do.
@brittlow25553 жыл бұрын
Yah sorry to break it to you but the main reason Hollywood shut down is that they couldn't get on-set insurance for their talent amidst a pandemic.
@professorpyg5053 жыл бұрын
“This isn't a MAGA rally" 😹😹
@blackcapone1873 жыл бұрын
The cultists would lineup outside even if it meant losing their lives, it’s sort of like a reincarnation of a Jim Jones gathering.
@odiiboimuffinjr.65293 жыл бұрын
@Brian CollinsYou just destroyed @Herve Claude. Lol.
@myshownvjhope3 жыл бұрын
@@blackcapone187 My family knows Jim Jones stood in line for him and all. Trump is nothing like that, you stupid stupid person.
@Ho-mb2wb3 жыл бұрын
TRUMP 2020 🇺🇸
@candicethunder55103 жыл бұрын
@Brian Collins Which city do you think is burning down?
@Gpcas93 жыл бұрын
Great Monolog, Jimmy has a really good feel for the room ;-)
@Etobeeshawn2 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Good one
@andreacontarino50323 жыл бұрын
I loved this monologue!
@tahrondavis80803 жыл бұрын
Whoa! I thought Jason Bateman was a wax figure till his eyes moved!!!!!! Yeah I'm putting the weed down for the night 🌙
@tahrondavis80803 жыл бұрын
@john why would I be smoking crack and watching KZfaq!? If I was smoking crack I dont think ill be up laughing at jimmy kimmel and Jason Bateman thats not how crack works bro but nice try!
@EricaRosemary3 жыл бұрын
we are actually living the tv show Black Mirror .... *sighs*
@TBNMG3 жыл бұрын
Ohh my God lol, so true 😳🤦🏾♀️
@riccimercado31643 жыл бұрын
Amazing concept in full stream.
@maheshmendis27903 жыл бұрын
aaaaahhhh i am soo updated . i usually watch the emmys after a year or 2
@yoshileyva10393 жыл бұрын
This is funny but kinda sad at the same time wow 2020 is been so confusing and crazy that we don’t know how 2021 it’s going to be
@dylanmoe43203 жыл бұрын
How sad was that, got a crowd full of people then reality sets in and it’s just him :(
@gaiaschild3 жыл бұрын
My life🙄
@gaiaschild3 жыл бұрын
Tom Sawyer aaaww🥺🥺
@gaiaschild3 жыл бұрын
Tom Sawyer I’m not at the drinking age yet but I’m still with u🥂😭
@RemkoKaye3 жыл бұрын
Gotta love Jason there. Funniest moment of the whole monologue. 😂
@bumblebee8983 жыл бұрын
This was hilarious! Good job!
@ckr87253 жыл бұрын
I second, third, and fourth everyone who has voted for an emmy to the editor of this video 😊👍🏾
@dammyaden75133 жыл бұрын
This is the best thing I've seen so far 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@HairynosedWombat1633 жыл бұрын
This was brilliant!
@naydenlover3 жыл бұрын
Really got me by surprise and the part with Jason Bateman was hilarious!
@longday36073 жыл бұрын
How many award shows do these people have for themselves in a year????
@velocity10123 жыл бұрын
Actors are in Unions. They put this on for themselves and televise it for the Gen Pop. That's why there are different types of awards shows just for actors.
@Leg7nd3 жыл бұрын
It's a publicity stunt, it's been working for years. So why stop
@longday36073 жыл бұрын
Leg7nd they must not have any shame at all,
@RayTheDasher3 жыл бұрын
Just sad there was no Guillermo back to back interviews this year 😭
@m2mdohkun3 жыл бұрын
Holy! Those green screens are awesome! Well played guys, well played!
@HeelTaker73 жыл бұрын
That was so well done, it smelled a bit funky with some of the reactions seeming a bit fake but then I just figured they are actors, of course they are going to ham it up but WOW did not see that twist coming!
@farhanwahab49483 жыл бұрын
Jimmy Kimmel is one of the few hosts who is getting better with time
@rebeccah87503 жыл бұрын
You may change your mind once you find out what he's into. The end result for him and many in Pedowood is not going to be good.
@Adriana-ub9mf3 жыл бұрын
@@rebeccah8750 Rebecca 👏👏👏👏 Really we see that most of these comments cames from people that really lives in another world like believing in Santa Claus still. They will get horrified after know the truth Almost all Pedovores. Justice will be served 🙌
@issiewizzie3 жыл бұрын
I think the audience are from pervious Emmys
@mar__k2 жыл бұрын
7:57 You can see some screens not operating meaning some people having connectivity issues. How ironically real is that.
@bmvthemoviefanatic72823 жыл бұрын
LOL! WHAT A TWIST! Was wondering why I was having Deja Vu's with some of those crowd shots XD
@redinkaddicted3 жыл бұрын
*Oh my... Look how manyyyy monitors are thereee.*
@optimus84933 жыл бұрын
Bruh imagine how Manny people he fool
@lindataylor38343 жыл бұрын
Loved this!!!
@EmpyreanLightASMR3 жыл бұрын
actually that last part was pretty cool. but I'm glad it didn't go longer than that (it would get old). stay safe!
@renatapontes43693 жыл бұрын
Chris Evans laugh is everything. It changeg my mood 💙!
@renatapontes43693 жыл бұрын
@bill bixby Sorry, I am not from the US so I had to google him first. I don't believe that what happened with him was the same case, but seems like you do. Could you tell me why?
@izzybitsyspider033 жыл бұрын
I WAS JUST GONNA SAY I knew it was my boy Chris!
@mileslaw3 жыл бұрын
And the Emmy for best editing goes to...
@russkydrussky2003 жыл бұрын
Nice compilation. He never would've gotten that many laughs.