Every Quick Fire Joke From MAKING PEOPLE LAUGH

Every Quick Fire Joke From MAKING PEOPLE LAUGH | Jimmy Carr

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3 жыл бұрын

Here is every QUICK FIRE joke from Jimmy's stand up special MAKING PEOPLE LAUGH
Enjoy, but don't blink because you'll probably miss some jokes.
To watch the full special - • Jimmy Carr: Making Peo...
Live from Glasgow's Clyde Auditorium (in 2010, when it was filmed): Making People Laugh features over two hours of material that's too rude for TV.
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@jimmycarr 2 жыл бұрын

To watch the full special - kzfaq.info/get/bejne/qNODntGc0d2uhGw.html

@jwmorrow2283 2 жыл бұрын

When you coming to the US?

@clintgirdler38 2 жыл бұрын

When are you coming to Australia?

@FoxOG7 3 жыл бұрын

"I think I'm alright if I look away" the girl they show next looks like an angel.

@jacobwhite5649 3 жыл бұрын

I wish Jimmy would do a show in U.S.A he’s a legend. Unmatched comedian

@Max-fi1bj 3 жыл бұрын

He did. Was super toned down and audience still pulled back. Better off seeing a shower in England where he’s less censored/more ballsy

@Mad9977 3 жыл бұрын

he would be cancelled after the first joke lol

@RikJSmith 3 жыл бұрын

Definitely agree. To me he's the funniest and most clever comedian ever. 😁😁😎

@kristyhoward6897 3 жыл бұрын

@@Mad9977 Can you imagine how fast the outrage mob would descend

@Mad9977 3 жыл бұрын

@@kristyhoward6897 don't think he could finish his first joke the hashtags would fly lol

@jacobkobald1753 3 жыл бұрын

Soo absolutely ruthless I love it

@marcatteberry1361 3 жыл бұрын

We need more people like Jimmy to take back our comedy.

@rowanaboat4523 3 жыл бұрын

Jimmy’s face on that last joke is excellent.

@colbicolbiWTF 3 жыл бұрын

Honestly hated this guy based on first impression and now he's my favorite fellow lol don't judge a book by its cover, unless it's a law book in which case Jimmy may want to look up 'taxes'

@jayshah4203 3 жыл бұрын

lovely!

@justcallmpeter 3 жыл бұрын

Well done!

@kellingtonlink956 3 жыл бұрын

Absolutely hilarious. Thanks for the video.

@Virtual01Gamer 3 жыл бұрын

fucking bloody genius love this guy funny everytime.

@thejustjoshshow9581 3 жыл бұрын

As an American I can say this man is very under appreciated. Hilarious

@michaeldmingo1525 3 жыл бұрын

He is really big in the UK. Not so much in America.

@lorcanmcglinchey5344 3 жыл бұрын

Jimmy is a comedic genius. He really is hilarious.

@edski24 3 жыл бұрын

Ain't everyone big in America?

@thejustjoshshow9581 3 жыл бұрын

@@michaeldmingo1525 I know, he should be better known here. He is a genius.

@D4RKNlGHT 3 жыл бұрын

Underappreciated?? You clearly have no clue

@gastropod557 3 жыл бұрын

Suffering from acute and disabling pain in my sides from laughing. He will hear from my attorneys!

@afti03 3 жыл бұрын

i chuckeled

@tyrelltyler1430 2 жыл бұрын

"I make my own vegetables. I've got a hammer." 🤣🤣

@theshermanshow7339 2 жыл бұрын

This had me in fucking tears 😂😂😂😂

@personaldronerepair6141 3 жыл бұрын

Major props to any human being willing to bare their soul before the world and open themselves up to judgement. This man makes it look easy. Truly a gift.

@sirrathersplendid4825 2 жыл бұрын

He’s a good actor. I doubt that anything he tells the audience about himself is true.

@1tiredcitizen796 3 жыл бұрын

I love the Jimmy Carr clips of his UK shows. If he told those jokes in the US, or worse yet in California, the audience would probably tar and feather him (and his dog).

@reubenmanzo2054 3 жыл бұрын

California is in the US.

@bayoubilly5176 3 жыл бұрын

He regularly has toured in both Canada and the USA for decades now...

@SoAboutThat 3 жыл бұрын

@@bayoubilly5176 It's a stretch to say he has "regularly" toured Canada. Right now it's part of the negotations for a post-Brexit trade deal. Canada want's shared custody of Jimmy or no deal.

@TheeItalianStalian 3 жыл бұрын

As a Californian in San Francisco, I would love to see Jimmy Carr out here

@theITGuy-no3nt 3 жыл бұрын

@@TheeItalianStalian Ditto from the FiDi.

@RikJSmith 3 жыл бұрын

LMAO !! "Double amputees . . . ". LoL

@HoloSohma 3 жыл бұрын

I’d love to see him live

@schandler79 3 жыл бұрын

Hes brilliant, just dont sit near the front

@afti03 3 жыл бұрын

@@schandler79 sage advice

@personaldronerepair6141 3 жыл бұрын

6:30 Hahaha !!..... I broke free

@NewMessage 3 жыл бұрын

I thought they wore their pants like that to lure the panel vans in...

@afti03 3 жыл бұрын

Jimmy is a GOD! there's no other mind like his on this planet, who can make you laugh with every joke, even tho........... :D

@JG-vh1xc 2 жыл бұрын

“Which is just as well, if you think about it.” … “well don’t think about it!”

@AleksandarIvanov69 3 жыл бұрын

Genius :)

@tekkel06 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks jimmy for teaching me all theses jokes that I can't use without passing for a creep

@tyrelltyler1430 2 жыл бұрын

Jimmy: "Hello love. You're up early" Jimmys Mrs: "How long have you been up?" Jimmy: "About 30seconds" 🤦🏽‍♂️🤣🤣

@bloodreddemons69 3 жыл бұрын

Beautiful

@salvie4oe Жыл бұрын

Jimmy a legend fo sho

@Iamevlhmr 2 жыл бұрын

The Australian joke is so accurate and true hahaha

@rhook88 2 жыл бұрын

If you want to watch Jimmy Carr..? Just switch on your television. He’s on fucking EVERYTHING!!!!!!!

@ericfontaine2145 3 жыл бұрын

❤ u Jimmy 😅🤣😂

@petesunitedpov325 Жыл бұрын

The cabbage patch ffs 🤦‍♂️ 😂 haha love jimmy, makes me feel like a terrible person but I still have to laugh haha 😂

@peterfenton2750 2 жыл бұрын

gota love a bit of jimmy..🤣😂

@sangrientofskyzv8164 3 жыл бұрын

I actually really like redheads they're cute

@Nergal_Slayer 3 жыл бұрын

6:16

@dxnifrxno5751 3 жыл бұрын

2:15 ffs 💀😂😂

@chazzsmiff1239 3 жыл бұрын

Honestly best comedian second best has to be Ricky Gervais

@somerandomarmydude 2 жыл бұрын

Actually the best is Frankie Boyle.

@Hassle68 2 жыл бұрын

@@somerandomarmydude yea, Frankie Boyle used to be really funny, but then he lost it and now more laughs in a weatherspoons when they've run out of the cheap beer.

@Ma-pz5kl Жыл бұрын

sir you are funny !

@tyrelltyler1430 2 жыл бұрын

I'm a Cat person when I'm on drugs and a Dog person when I'm 🗣"fucking." 🤦🏽‍♂️🤣

@rituparnachatterjee9616 3 жыл бұрын

What was the meaning of his joke on women boxing?

@fin183 3 жыл бұрын

Women tend not to like being asked how much they weigh

@oddballsok 3 жыл бұрын

2:01 nice

@KG-th3cr 3 жыл бұрын

That's a pretty girl.

@Nobody-sp9xj 2 жыл бұрын

You ain’t right, lol

@redfuryninja1519 2 жыл бұрын

Everything with jimmy is quick fire it’s why his girlfriend is often unsatisfied

@anuragtavargiri6411 3 жыл бұрын

noice

@kyrie4451 3 жыл бұрын

Why do Brits make fun of redheads? The drap always looks good.

@jerryx2000 3 жыл бұрын

Imagine he the replaces the red head jokes with black heads.

@tjjames9846 3 жыл бұрын

Why would he ask if there were any pimples in?

@zacharybohlman4069 3 жыл бұрын

Shut up

@rhook88 2 жыл бұрын

Jimmy Carr. Tax dodger

@kdlofty Жыл бұрын

02:35 He nicked that vegetarian joke from Billy Connolly. Never had Jimmy Carr down as joke thief.

@mikehand5881 2 жыл бұрын

top of the lower world,not that big of deal

@user-kp6lj4ec2c 3 жыл бұрын

Things u never do if you are a feminist 1-don't have social media 2-don't argue with people with more than average iQ 3-don't go to jimmy carr and sit in the front set

@gryphon8023 3 жыл бұрын

Or live in Saudi Arabia

@user-kp6lj4ec2c 3 жыл бұрын

@@gryphon8023 I'm not from Saudi Arabia but i know for a fact there is feminist there dud

@somerandomarmydude 2 жыл бұрын

@@user-kp6lj4ec2c That's cause they get put in their place and stay there.

@anthonyphung5287 3 жыл бұрын

The watery rutabaga regularly remind because authorization fascinatingly trot unto a voiceless perfume. squalid, bored granddaughter

@kanedaku 3 жыл бұрын

Touche the rainbow. Skittles.

@DerEchteBold 3 жыл бұрын

Oh my, I think I found some secret messages ....how exciting. Or is it just some dadaist peotry?!

@pasannimdinu6323 2 жыл бұрын

wth

@DanielPoznerMCNE 3 жыл бұрын

Saw him in USA he was ( ....)

@dailycardriving4642 3 жыл бұрын

first i guess :P

@Pwills 3 жыл бұрын

Quick run to mummy and daddy to get a lollipop

@Dginny865 2 жыл бұрын

You are truly truly pathetic, nobody cares

@melissachartrand1471 2 жыл бұрын

I'm not doing this again you just go with Susan and leave me alone

@AICabal 3 жыл бұрын

When do the jokes start?

@alexanderheath6662 3 жыл бұрын

I agree👍

@youknowwho257 3 жыл бұрын

They start when you grow a sense of humor, then it will make sense.

@TheEyez187 3 жыл бұрын

I thought at the beginning, if I'm wrong I obviously don't understand what jokes are! Please teach me; tell me a joke. :)

@bebop5297 2 жыл бұрын

13 mins in, still waiting for something funny.

@kimanh-ls4kl 3 жыл бұрын

The invincible jam visually crash because leg bareilly scream alongside a needy bit. wrong, grubby gruesome grandmother

@kanedaku 3 жыл бұрын

Ring-A-Cadburys-Roses.

@melissachartrand1471 2 жыл бұрын

Ain't happening. I want nothing to do with chats with susan forget it James you got your own body.

@distantcoff7391 3 жыл бұрын

10:50~10:59 the much much better way to reduce their carbon footprint is to stop them abusing children and this is very effectively achieved by reducing their access to oxygen and it's win win children are safer and vermin have been made useful.