The Stormy Daniels Roast of Trump’s Penis, Drake vs Kendrick Lamar & Celebrities Read Mom Texts

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Team Trump spent most of the day trying to paint Stormy Daniels as a sleazy, money-grubbing liar, there’s an amazing list of words and phrases that were used in court today, the sketch artist at the trial has been doing an incredible job, Trump’s lawyers are still going with the “he didn’t have sex with her” fairy tale, Ted Cruz took to Fox News to defend Trump, the judge warned Donald that if he violates the gag order again he could get jail time, Biden doesn’t believe that Trump will accept the results of the election, our in-house hip hop historian Gary Greenberg explains the Drake vs Kendrick Lamar drama, and once again some of our celebrity friends (Dave Burd, Nicholas Braun, Bebe Rexha, Jake Gyllenhaal, Quinta Brunson & Brett Goldstein) read real texts from their moms in honor of Mother’s Day.
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@EstherKibui-vy7dm Ай бұрын

The sketch artist is awesome. Keeping a straight face while furiously capturing the images of Trump and Stormy photo without guffawing is a divine gift.

@chrisoakey9841 Ай бұрын

Wtf is wrong with justice in USA not allowing free press in court?

@EstherKibui-vy7dm Ай бұрын

@chrisoakey9841 Trump is an egomaniac. He likes attention. Gag or no gag he can't help himself. Cameras or not Trump himself will tell you what happened.

@glennabaugh856 Ай бұрын

I think the pictures are terrible, my granddaughter could do 1000 times better.

@chrisoakey9841 Ай бұрын

@@glennabaugh856 i agree, but in 2024 why TF are we relying on sketches? it is a perfect example of exactly how out of touch courts are. as well as i have stated a travesty that law is not obeyed in court.

@bovinityleak2066 Ай бұрын

Not guffawing is a divine gift? 🙄

@YouTube4me Ай бұрын

I so look forward to Jimmy’s trial coverage !!

@terrlaw328 Ай бұрын

You are a simple person…aren’t you ?

@Noconstitutionfordemocrats Ай бұрын

From Rafah to the sea!

@briaredpath9386 13 күн бұрын

@@terrlaw328You sound vaccinated!

@ATAplayallday Ай бұрын

The beef translator is hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😊

@ChakaLostie Ай бұрын

The text from Mrs. Goldstein had me crying! 🤣We were all witness to Brett's mom's epiphany. Very cool.😊

@gnocchidokey Ай бұрын

"So then I realized, the worst thing a human being can do to another human isn't inflicting any type of physical harm, but reducing them to an object by denying their very humanity... anyway just checking in! Hope your day goes great!" like wtf

@1midnightfish Ай бұрын

Honestly, poor Brett 🤣 I was sooo happy when he appeared though 🤩

@cristinaferrara6966 Ай бұрын

Probably never a boring conversation with her though.

@kathleenaustin327 Ай бұрын

Stormy is a smart brave woman!!! She put his lawyer in her place!!! Bravo Stormy!!!

@danielgloverpiano7693 Ай бұрын

Stormy got paid. Trump’s lawyers probably won’t get paid. Stormy is smart! 😂🎉😂🎉😂🎉

@carolinechew2432 Ай бұрын

She IS Sharp!!!

@bavariancarenthusiast2722 Ай бұрын

@@danielgloverpiano7693 she lost a lot in her defense and staying honest over the last decade

@Lauren_1987 Ай бұрын

Stormy slapped the hell out of the defense attorney. Her answers were priceless.

@leedebarros7434 Ай бұрын

Well played. I have more respect for Stormy. At least she is honest.

@tylerhackner9731 Ай бұрын

The storm is here 😂

@Lauren_1987 Ай бұрын

Stormy's comebacks to the defense attorney questions were priceless. 😂😂😂

@TheEmaile Ай бұрын

Wait what did she say? I missed that.

@annemettefrederiksen7751 Ай бұрын

@@TheEmaile Either watch Stephen Colbert or Google it,she was absolutely phenomenal

@BD-zn7nr Ай бұрын

She has a great wit. She's also smarter than trump and his band of stooge lawyers.

@scotmandel6699 Ай бұрын

you were there and heard it?

@rastus666 Ай бұрын

The Farter Martyr aptly describes Donny Von Schitzinpantz.

@AyeCarumba221 Ай бұрын

Jimmy, you’re gonna make VonSchitzenPants cry! 😢 😂

@DissectGibberish Ай бұрын

That would be ideal.

@zazaranger5 Ай бұрын

Nubbin Von Shitzinpantz

@MilkieMouse Ай бұрын

It's real insidious... in a good way! Knowing that Trump watches the show, the graphics team are putting up actual pictures of a cell and the prison uniforms that Trump can look forward to. That's just fighting dirty lol.

@miapdx503 Ай бұрын

He never cries. He isn't human, and has no heart. Like the Grinch...

@NewMessage Ай бұрын

2:37 They've even painted the bars 'gold' for him... aw.

@sandralamphier9433 Ай бұрын

How about the toilet? His “throne”! It needs to be gold! 🤣

@AOAYUNARIA Ай бұрын

HA!

@akashajoti6456 Ай бұрын

😂 very clever!

@emsleywyatt3400 Ай бұрын

Bar-a-Lago.

@johncowan1993 Ай бұрын

I wake up in Scotland every morning & the first thing I watch is Jimmy Kimmel's roast of the big orange blob!

@joannnelson926 Ай бұрын

Me too, and I was not a fan of late night Television, but Jimmy's spot on.

@marilynlawrence7856 Ай бұрын

Here in Canada I watch Jimmy Kimmel every morning

@clothilde1623 Ай бұрын

Fellow Scot here and yes, me too! 😂

@margueritemccann8580 Ай бұрын

@johncowan1993 To you and all of the other international participants in this forum...THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT!!!

@cheriem432 Ай бұрын

I wish I was with you! -from California

@ialphasoul2460 Ай бұрын

This trial should've been aired like a Judge Judy case 🤣

@Greg-io1ip Ай бұрын

It's more like a Jerry Springer show sounds like.

@PavelDGromnic Ай бұрын

If tickets ad been sold, the national debt would have been cleared.

@aiman9365 Ай бұрын

With Judge Judy trying to have conversations with Trump. Can you imagine? She would be speaking loud at him the whole entire time, practically telling him to shut up.

@christopheralbino9587 Ай бұрын

Make someone smile today 😊

@ColdSippa Ай бұрын

my favorite talk show

@KnockOut242 Ай бұрын

I always stay up for Jimmy ❤

@cmb6087 Ай бұрын

Do you watch Seth Meyers or John Oliver as well? I think they're both great as well.

@pottawatomi2 Ай бұрын

"Stormy is a smart brave woman!!! She put his lawyer in her place!!! Bravo Stormy!!! HA HA HA HA HA ...AND YOU ARE A GENIUS!

@awtachewraya2890 Ай бұрын

The intelligence and delivery of monologues of Kimmel is out of this world wow!

@sheilaj4645 Ай бұрын

Stormy has no reason to lie!

@commentsedited Ай бұрын

So what reason does she have to tell the truth???

@Lisazab Ай бұрын

@@commentseditedobstruction of justice. 🙄

@berlinkozyreva Ай бұрын

@@commentseditedcan go to jail if lies in court. Also most people except narcissistic socialpaths tell the truth if given the choice.

@paradisepipeco Ай бұрын

@@commentsedited *_"You just keep thinkin', Butch. That's what you're good at."_* ~~ Sundance

@Noconstitutionfordemocrats Ай бұрын

She has a reason to lie... down! 😏

@poppybell8217 Ай бұрын

Stormy is absolutely BRILLIANT

@commentsedited Ай бұрын

Yes sir huray for the porn star. She's made hundreds of videos showing the degradation of women and sexual abuse against them..we're proud of you..hope all goes well with your next visit..

@freya8133 Ай бұрын

@@commentseditedWell then the porn industry is just like Trump then....

@Noconstitutionfordemocrats Ай бұрын

@freya8133 So, then Trump is like Stormy Daniels? So, he's brilliant, too!

@paulbartels6585 Ай бұрын

To morns she is

@RB-in2zh Ай бұрын

clearly you're not.

@matthewsimpson1268 Ай бұрын

That was the best explanation of the Drake / Kendrick feud I could possibly imagine.

@vickioneal1401 Ай бұрын

Put the oompa loompa in a orange jumpsuit already 🤣

@jonnysantos5074 Ай бұрын

He keeps a clean and respectable image. When it comes to politics and comedy, you can actually respect the jokes

@firenze5555 Ай бұрын

Jimmy nails it as usual.

@monrush Ай бұрын

Ain't no doubt it's plain to see!

@LordOfTheDeceased Ай бұрын

Ohhh, he hates him cause he's terrible??

@Fatdog-Dakind Ай бұрын

Noem is a part time Dog Trainer and has a babysitting Home Care Center over her garage! If you have a bad puppy or stubborn child, like her Little Ricky, she offers a special one time training service. Kristi makes sure they never act out or embarrass you in front of company again. Woooot!

@bovinityleak2066 Ай бұрын

His writers nail it too

@RendaJane 26 күн бұрын

@@Fatdog-Dakind Bang bang. 😖

@hotarticwind Ай бұрын

Moms keep us kicking. Thank you all the Moms and Grandmas and Nanas that kept us from "bonking" our soft little heads. We are nothing without you.

@yurielcundangan9090 Ай бұрын

Stormy a national Hero!

@Bob-bb3ur Ай бұрын

If you like a blackmailer

@RendaJane 26 күн бұрын

@@Bob-bb3ur 🤣 you really believe that? Have you even read the court transcript?

@ejk9645 Ай бұрын

“Toilet McFlurries” 😂

@Sydney-oz Ай бұрын

Who needs enemies? When you have Ted

@anastaciav Ай бұрын

Laughing at the Ted Cruz slap. - Texan

@J_Braz_ Ай бұрын

"Farter martyr." Lol. Brilliant

@StudioLB Ай бұрын

Kimmel is a legend

@briaredpath9386 13 күн бұрын

Among beady eyed liars he is definitely up there for sure 🙌 😆

@StudioLB 13 күн бұрын

@@briaredpath9386 You're talking about your Orange Defendant err convict

@byronkennedy7203 Ай бұрын

Jimmy needs to do a reenactment daily

@anthonettedillard3999 Ай бұрын

Wow, Daniel beat Don Von Stinkle again today with her clap backs to his lawyers questions!!Ha Ha Ha!! 😂😂😂

@chenzen1578 Ай бұрын

Jimmy, it's "Heads we win, tails it's rigged"

@richardstephens9647 Ай бұрын

That was the best explanation of the Drake and Kendrick feud I have seen!

@Nothinglefttosay Ай бұрын

I’m betting Barron is watching THIS trial with wide eyes 😮 poor kid

@Seilolo Ай бұрын

I think Melania wants him in prison more than ANYONE else!

@wisconsinfarmer4742 Ай бұрын

Kimmel keeps it real.

@MSBLS721 Ай бұрын

I can't believe I'm 55 and knew what whips meant before Jimmy asked 😂🤣😂

@MH-nz4mv Ай бұрын

Good Morning from Germany Kimmel is the best way to start the day ❤😂

@bunyipdragon9499 Ай бұрын

Afternoon tea for me, great lift up to finish the day 💜

@ArtificialArtist Ай бұрын

It absolutely is! Even if you need to get up early! Been part of my morning routine for quite a while now 😊

@medavog Ай бұрын

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ ITS GOING TO BE A STORMY WEEKEND

@leeanndap7020 Ай бұрын

🤣🎤😂😅

@oldrrocr Ай бұрын

raining catchup!

@Castion-1 Ай бұрын

All caps coming in……………….

@pzh3334 Ай бұрын

Brett's mom is relatable to all of us who have insanely cringy, yet wholesome moms with low give a sh*t what they say to their kids when they get older. Glad it was you this time and not me, Brett 😂😂😂

@margueritemccann8580 Ай бұрын

@pzh3334 As an almost 72 year old Mom, and now Grandmother...let me tell you that I HAD one of those when I was growing up...and now I AM one!!! Life is good!! 😊

@juliarock3424 Ай бұрын

Love Stormy! She nailed it in court. Great day for justice.

@LKYWLF Ай бұрын

Trump getting roasted is never boring

@jaimeherber8353 Ай бұрын

Too bad everyone is a coward to clown Joe Biden when he the biggest joke

@sheilae.9670 Ай бұрын

😂 facts 💯

@freya8133 Ай бұрын

@@chandraray7798 Don't watch them then.

@lowboyyy Ай бұрын

@chandraray7798 it'd be different if things were on the up and up,but we've got people pr 0 t estng all across the country and they're like "he farted!"

@wgooetrik Ай бұрын

@@chandraray7798yet you're here and commenting

@Bernthres Ай бұрын

Jimmy is the best! Speaking truth!

@romper4444 Ай бұрын

Ya ok lmao

@Noconstitutionfordemocrats Ай бұрын

Yup! Let's go, Israel! 🇮🇱

@DanHoulihan-kx9qb Ай бұрын

@@romper4444, your poorly written sentence just proves you're a Trump supporter. He does love the uneducated.

@DustinCastaneira Ай бұрын

Jimmy is weak these days.

@DustinCastaneira Ай бұрын

@@DanHoulihan-kx9qb Poorly written sentences are what prove that? 🤣🤣 That's a good joke, you crazy person.

@Joyful_Michelle Ай бұрын

lol I love those mom texts. My mom is just like that too 😂

@anna8328 Ай бұрын

The last mom single-handedly just put a 100 comedy writers from Hollywood out of a job.

@user-ry6oh9xn1u Ай бұрын

Kimmel's show is more entertaining than the other guys late night. Politics has always been a great source of humor.

@rudeinterplanetjanet Ай бұрын

Colbert is awesome too. It's a toss-up between the two. They are both great.

@tracyturner-browne4012 Ай бұрын

@@rudeinterplanetjanettotally agree!!!

@tanjajurgec3385 Ай бұрын

@@rudeinterplanetjanet I feel like Colbert tries too hard to be funny which takes away the fun-iness. He jumps around too much and Jimmy delivers jokes while standing still and does it better. Just my opinion haha

@punjgurl Ай бұрын

@@tanjajurgec3385 agree 100%. and fallon is terrible.

@itspersonal3351 Ай бұрын

Seth Meyers, Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert are definitely top 3 shows I try not to miss.

@lashendawest7509 Ай бұрын

We love your show jimmy kimmel

@user-nx1iv2zb6o Ай бұрын

This might be comedy, but it's so full of truth. Thanks for telling it like it is.

@robsantana629 Ай бұрын

Jimmy I wish you could find out how many world leaders are watching your nightly monologues especially the dictators, because I can just picture any one of them in tears laughing at your jokes loool. I’m watching it a few times myself and just laughing through the whole thing…. You are a brilliant comedian and all of is need this comic RELIEF from Don the Con. BRAVO JIMMY!!! 🍻🍻❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@stephenhill545 Ай бұрын

Dictators aren't known for their humor and powers of self-depreciation.

@SquidandCatAdventures Ай бұрын

Stormy is a hero. Of all the people that could have taken him down by now, no one did it and now she's going to take care of it, for the world.

@curbozerboomer1773 Ай бұрын

No way is she a hero!...She could have claimed this situation publicly, many years ago!

@Noconstitutionfordemocrats Ай бұрын

All sex workers are heroes!

@ryanfraser167 Ай бұрын

Her testimony proved nothing other than he is a adulterer, newsflash he isn't charged with that...

@bwenluck9812 Ай бұрын

@@curbozerboomer1773 She did claim it years ago, that's how we got to where we are now! It is against the law to deal with it the way Trump did.... Now a jury gets to decide Trump's fate.

@xanderprangler8621 Ай бұрын

@@curbozerboomer1773 yeah roght... you go and turn a millionaire presidential candidate's money down to bury an affair... she's lucktñy she got offered money and not a "dissapearance" or an "overdose". Most sicarios would charge less than half what she got.

@milolagrange1 Ай бұрын

Brett Goldstein’s mother should be on your show! That was hilarious! And he’s so good. Have them both on please!

@sharrielee911 Ай бұрын

Great show Jimmy 😅really enjoyed it😅

@Micsq4lv Ай бұрын

Brett’s mother wins Best Mom Text of ALL Time!! 🥳🥳🥳❤️❤️❤️

@flyrobin2544 Ай бұрын

Lord I hope that last "Mom text" was not true. Mom, needs to keep sex talk to her girlfriends. js 😳

@darthvirgin7157 Ай бұрын

you mean Roy Kent’s mom.

@kn9ioutom Ай бұрын

Justice Delayed IS Justice Denied !!

@clothilde1623 Ай бұрын

@@flyrobin2544As a Brit, I strongly suspect she sent that to Brett for her own amusement. Nothing amuses British parents more than embarrassing their own kids, lol. It’s genuinely their chief source of entertainment! Also it’s Europe; sex just isn’t that big a deal here, and he’s a full-grown adult. I mean that text was a bit much (from a parent!) but amusingly so rather than _horrifyingly_ so, like it would be viewed in certain parts of the US! 😱

@TheAnxiousAardvark Ай бұрын

@@flyrobin2544 A quiet little old American lady wandering the red light district in Amsterdam looked in one window. Paused and said to her son "You know, if I'd have looked that bored, you kids would never have happened."

@biginfo7386 Ай бұрын

In ten years or so, most folks will deny ever having supported Diaper Donald.

@freya8133 Ай бұрын

Just like they did George W. Bush!

@berlinkozyreva Ай бұрын

And Nixon. GOP loved him but by Carter presidency he was despised universally.

@triarb5790 Ай бұрын

Way less than 10 years.

@Noconstitutionfordemocrats Ай бұрын

Let's go, Israel!

@fee6362 Ай бұрын

or say "We didn't know any better"

@ejtaylor73 Ай бұрын

Drake and Kendrick acting like little toddlers arguing over a ball on the preschool playground.

@dolphinmom7 Ай бұрын

The mom texts were awesome! As a mom, I can totally relate and sometimes I think, wow, this message might be a little over the top. Sometimes I re write it, sometimes I send it anyway. LOL

@VividLunaZ Ай бұрын

Gary Greenberg is phenomenal.

@dougspidermanhappy Ай бұрын

Word to your mother.

@jamesturner2126 Ай бұрын

If you listen to his voice, he is the crew member that says, "This week in Covid history."

@Axeyard Ай бұрын

A phenomenal PITA!

@mortaak181 Ай бұрын

Couldn't even look up the most famous chinese restaurant in Toronto tho, New Ho King for liiiiife.

@dceplay Ай бұрын

Gary also plays the Channucorn....

@cheknfaks Ай бұрын

There is always odor in the court when trump shows up to snooze.

@shinankoku2 Ай бұрын

Gerry deserves his own show. Just putting it out there.

@taylorsartre3422 Ай бұрын

MORE GARY GREENBERG!

@waheedamohammed6989 Ай бұрын

Hey Jimmy, 🥰🥰🥰🥰❤❤❤❤❤ your show,thank you for the laughs 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@afraidofamericans01 Ай бұрын

Gosh, I'd hate to be the orange guy this week. What's on the court's agenda next week? Please say mypillowpyscho makes an appearance 🤞🏽🤞🏽🤞🏽

@Josh.WDW. Ай бұрын

Watch Stephen Colbert's monologue for the EPIC clapbacks from Stormy Daniels today in court! 😂😂😂😂😂

@growinguporeo8529 Ай бұрын

“Because I like fights” 😂😂 I literally laughed out loud. You silly Kimmel. Lol

@MikeMontgomery1 Ай бұрын

I'll be so glad when I don't ever have to hear the orange guys name ever again.

@cmb6087 Ай бұрын

Joy would spread across the entire world like a gentle breeze.

@romper4444 Ай бұрын

Well ya got at least 4 more years to wait cause unless the Dems come up with something fast, ol Joe definitely isn't winning the next election.

@user-yg4fh6tq6b Ай бұрын

They have to find him guilty because he is hands down

@Noconstitutionfordemocrats Ай бұрын

Why do you now?

@Mondfischli Ай бұрын

...ah, well, why not visit Eric at the ticket booth to Hamberder Hill memorial. Might be the maga family trip of the future 😂

@ViloletLightWellnessMakaiSide Ай бұрын

I'll bet Melania would like Trump in jail for Mother's Day? She would probably say "What a Relief!

@flyrobin2544 Ай бұрын

She needs to go to jail with him.

@teresitauy3692 Ай бұрын

What does she have to complain about , she already got a lot money from him .

@guerreroseventyfour1819 Ай бұрын

It would “be best” for her 😂

@tracyturner-browne4012 Ай бұрын

No doubt!!!! I know it would make my day!!!?

@jackie5522 Ай бұрын

No. She supports him. Ads on Tv !!

@princellasmith7562 Ай бұрын

The mom texts were hilarious!

@tamarabrown-beaulac1937 Ай бұрын

It was silly but I really needed that explanation!

@jasond.b-w Ай бұрын

I don’t know why DISRESPECTFUL SONG with the slide transition got me, but after several days of nonstop seizures and vomiting, I really needed that chuckle. Appreciate you, writers. 🙏🏻

@Kathy_1991 Ай бұрын

Hope you're feeling better ❤️

@jillniemczynski5517 Ай бұрын

🫂💙🙏🌹

@jasond.b-w Ай бұрын

Thank you both. It’s a very normal thing for me (PTSD related) but this time of year it gets worse since the days are longer. 6am for me rn and I’m still up so I think it’s time to start my morning. Hope everyone gets through the day okay! 🌱

@bovinityleak2066 Ай бұрын

Good lord i hope you are feeling better

@zakariafarah1101 Ай бұрын

As they say laughter is the best medicine. But I really hope you get well.

@ceciliarichter2458 Ай бұрын

Love those mama-texts! It's like when I texted my son about the cat catching a mouse with picture and all while he is on active military duty overseas and he answers "Wow".

@gabriellawaldi Ай бұрын

next time I have to present results on a meeting that should have been an email I will ask Gary to do it for me.

@DrSlipperyFist Ай бұрын

Ghost ridding the whip 🤣

@mattdeinken6580 Ай бұрын

😅Trump celebrating mother's day with Melanie Trump that's a good joke

@Noconstitutionfordemocrats Ай бұрын

I know! Melanie's not even his mom!

@arellatikvah Ай бұрын

Who is Melanie?

@mattdeinken6580 Ай бұрын

If Donald gets to forget his wife's name I definitely have the right to forget and misspell her name

@Noconstitutionfordemocrats Ай бұрын

@@mattdeinken6580 Did you know Jimmy Kimmel was friends with Epstein's chef?

@Noconstitutionfordemocrats Ай бұрын

@@mattdeinken6580 Did you know Jimmy Kimmel was friends with Epstein's chef?

@KingInTheSoutha Ай бұрын

That was a pretty decent breakdown of the Kendrick Drake beef actually lol

@jessfrankel5212 Ай бұрын

Listening to a middle-aged white Jewish guy breakin' down rap is hysterical. Thank you, JK, I needed the laughs!

@couchpotato6270 Ай бұрын

Brett Goldstein’s mom is hilarious. 🤣

@sg-vp2qg Ай бұрын

Yes, the funniest by far

@rayl3103 Ай бұрын

He's got to be in therapy, right?!?!

@couchpotato6270 Ай бұрын

@@rayl3103 🤣🤣🤣

@shethingsd Ай бұрын

Those mom texts are hilarious. I could watch a half hour of them

@Constant_Distant_Instant Ай бұрын

ORANGE 🍊 BAFFOON IN ORANGE JUMP SUIT😂😂😂 Its gonna be oranging 😂😂😂

@mickeyfinnegan7469 Ай бұрын

"MOTHERS DAY WITH MELANIA",what a heartwarming video!

@Alleycat01 Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂 The best way to start my day from Cape Town, South Africa💯💯🔥🔥

@a.k4848 Ай бұрын

From Athens, Greece too!

@tls4312 Ай бұрын

Why do i just wait for Jimmy's monologs? He's the best.

@cmb6087 Ай бұрын

I wait because it's nice to have a way to find genuine humor and joy in the wild and crazy times we live in. It's nice to know that there are people out there who want to just live their lives without all the drama and discourse of everyday life these days. We can all bond over hope that the goofy orange centaur will NOT be allowed to ruin everyone's lives for much longer. Have a great weekend everyone!

@Noconstitutionfordemocrats Ай бұрын

@@cmb6087Long live Netanyahu! 🇮🇱

@fatonyalmitchell3281 Ай бұрын

🤍 man is soo Goofy,nerdy but cool

@Noconstitutionfordemocrats Ай бұрын

@@fatonyalmitchell3281 Israel! 🇮🇱

@fatonyalmitchell3281 Ай бұрын

@@Noconstitutionfordemocrats whoop whoop 😁 From DuuuuuuvvvvvvvvaaaaaLLLLLLLL county jax fl USA ❤

@cesarv3238 Ай бұрын

My mom is obsessed with hangers so that part got me

@superdog412 Ай бұрын

Go Stormy. She rocks!

@mattgreven7615 Ай бұрын

trump's biggest fear of jail is: how will he get his hair/makeup done before arriving at the courthouse? That HAS to be at least an hour+.

@cmb6087 Ай бұрын

It's fun to imagine what Dump would look like with a big blonde beard that has straps like a covid mask. Lol

@jdhayes1837 Ай бұрын

That's not a joke, but very true indeed! 🤣

@Noconstitutionfordemocrats Ай бұрын

@@jdhayes1837Why did you laugh if it wasn't a joke?

@faithlesshound5621 Ай бұрын

The warders will rip off his wig with extreme prejudice.

@MrTheHillfolk Ай бұрын

Have you noticed how good of a job is done? No way its an hour,its 15mins in the car on the way to the courthouse.

@CrabbyO Ай бұрын

Five kids and three wives? Of course he hasn't been "celibate." He's only been disloyal.😂

@colingee6687 Ай бұрын

And one more kid with a housekeeper.

@Avarren Ай бұрын

I don’t think Ted knows what that word actually means.

@WestOfEarth Ай бұрын

Ted throwin' out the strawman argument

@krysmorrison3896 Ай бұрын

…That we know of…. And constant women complaining of sexual harassment

@Yucryindelusionlcult Ай бұрын

What a Christian life right? Hahahahaha

@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 Ай бұрын

Never thought I'd say this, but I appreciated this late night PowerPoint presentation. I actually did not know what "Diss Track" meant. Thank you!!! 🤗

@kylecarey4189 Ай бұрын

That last mom text had me rolling

@visariosorino8034 Ай бұрын

Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air. Welcome back Jimmy Kimmel. 😊❤️👋

@charlesmartin1121 Ай бұрын

Stormy left a path of destruction in Trump's defense.

@EstherKibui-vy7dm Ай бұрын

The beauty of it is Trump never saw her coming. Many years ago he probably planned for many eventualities. Stormy never crossed his mind. Not once. Always presented himself as as some Lothario. Then a hurricane in marches Stormmy talking about mushroom shaped thing. She got his ego. The most dangerous trait of Trump. The ego. Sure it's petty but Trump has no qualms disparaging disabilities. A dose of his own medicine. Trump mocks disability in others and judges women by looks trying to make others look like lesser beings. Mushroom Trump sounds way more catchy than sleepy Joe.

@michaeld4861 Ай бұрын

She ain't called Stormy for nothing.

@charlesmartin1121 Ай бұрын

I should have said 'through Trump's defense.'

@Muppetias Ай бұрын

Well the defense rested as a piece of wet paper mache, optimally micromanaged by fartzilla himself, selling his new item: Eau de con#45

@price724 Ай бұрын

One hurricane he couldn’t alter the direction of.

@YoodiScreet Ай бұрын

Big shoutout to Jimmy Kimmel for the way he handled that sketch with Drake and Kendrick. He didn’t let things slip by in the moment, but he caught a joke that was off-color and made sure it didn't go any further. That kind of attentiveness really makes a difference. Thanks for keeping it real and respectful, Jimmy.

@Room142 Ай бұрын

Omg bless that last mum 😂🤗

@polyglot12 Ай бұрын

I love the idea of a nerdy rap translator. I want one! "Drake is Kendrick's Matt Damon!"🤣🤣🤣

@stephenbingham5935 Ай бұрын

Nerdy rappinghood.

@Therealtruthsocial Ай бұрын

It puts the whole thing in perspective! It's lame!🤣🤣

@freya8133 Ай бұрын

Rap music sucks.

@21bravopunk61 Ай бұрын

I’m grateful for the whitesplainationing. 🙏

@paulorganisation1 Ай бұрын

"Ghost riding the whip"😂😂 kimmel looking for trouble.

@tokendedguy Ай бұрын

"...and bulletproof is like when bullets can't go through" this was the hardest I've laughed in months. Great take on all the reaction videos.

@cmb6087 Ай бұрын

Lol it was such a smooth diss.

@tokendedguy Ай бұрын

@@cmb6087 f with their soul like ether.

@Lisazab Ай бұрын

Jimmy, invite Stormy BACK!

@anthonywestjr1063 Ай бұрын

Cruz would know, he was there helping #45 keep it in when it fell out! LMAO 🤣

@wimpernschlag3201 Ай бұрын

Today my best friend Dave, who loves guns and thought all Democrats were socialists, told me he was disgusted with Trump after voting for him twice. He was genuinely ashamed of this mistake. It's been hard for me to put our friendship above politics all these years, but respect and shout out to Dave who is not an uptight ideologue and MAGA coward.

@mortalclown3812 Ай бұрын

Yo - very cool to read this. Grateful for his change of heart - and mind. Hoping this is happening coast to coast. Flat out - flaws and all - our republic is worth saving.