Trump STILL Mad About Oscars Joke & Thinks Jimmy Kimmel is Al Pacino in New Unhinged Post
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Күн бұрынJimmy woke up to Donald Trump’s 165 venomous words on Truth Social about him hosting the Oscars and Donny is so confused he thinks that Jimmy is Al Pacino, our outdoor stage is making its triumphant return after four years, and Chris Stapleton sings a song we wrote that he has never seen before in “Wing It and Sing It!” with a surprise visit from our pal John Stamos.
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@evanwest4751 12 күн бұрын
The fact that this guy was our president will forever be embarrassing
@bigcity2085 12 күн бұрын
The fact trump doesn't know who or what he is even talking about is also embarrassing. But it's nothing new.
@theresamariegoesplaces9688 12 күн бұрын
A skid mark on America's shorts, for sure
@user-up6mn8cp8u 12 күн бұрын
I think you must be talking about Biden, no? Seems he beat Trump to it
@erikg8526 12 күн бұрын
@@user-up6mn8cp8u do... do you not know how time works? even if you were right (which is an obscene stretch), trump was president first...
@racheltaylor185 12 күн бұрын
FOREVER!!!
@hallowen 12 күн бұрын
Ever notice that with Trump, everything is either the "best ever" og the "worst ever"? He's a 77 year old man who still thinks like a goddamn 8 year old 😑
12 күн бұрын
He can't come up w another name besides *Crooked* for HRC, OBAMNA, and now President Biden. donnie is not very clever or intelligent. Perhaps Kellyanne could come up w a nursery rhythm.
@traviswilliams3034 12 күн бұрын
Hey, my niece is two and she understands the concept of good-better-best. Dont go insulting 8 year olds like that.
@robertbryant4485 12 күн бұрын
sometimes he thinks... but mainly about himself
@candicedelancey3246 12 күн бұрын
And "like no one has ever seen before"
@flyrobin2544 12 күн бұрын
His posts sound like a bedtime story you read to children...I guess that's his base.
@Alan-NoCo 12 күн бұрын
"Isn't it past your jail time?" will go down in history, as one of the greatest comedy lines ever. 🤣🤪😂
@robfer5370 11 күн бұрын
100% and you just know Trump hates that. Which makes it even better!!
@kanutethegreat2908 11 күн бұрын
💀
@gailjoshua1477 11 күн бұрын
"Say hello to my little friend" - close runner up (LOL).
@dh5380 11 күн бұрын
Only the weak minded fall for Trump’s lies
@saltfarmer4008 10 күн бұрын
8 years and drumpfler still isn't behind bars. Some slow walls......
@DavidhenshawSZU 12 күн бұрын
"in his stories, everyone's always begging", that is a true sign of narcissism 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
@TC-fx5zu 11 күн бұрын
Begging, praising or crying 😂 Don the Con is so full of it
@lucianahurduc9383 10 күн бұрын
🎯👌
@lucianahurduc9383 10 күн бұрын
Yup...among other hundreds of screaming signs 🙈....why daddy never loved him is not the world or US fault and should be delt with in Therapy!
@CharlieS-yt3gt 9 күн бұрын
So you hate. Big deal. Who really won now that you live day to day with so much hatred. This is it? This is the best you? Sleep well..
@CharlieS-yt3gt 9 күн бұрын
@@lucianahurduc9383you speak from experience? So much hate? Looks like your all real winners doesn't it? Who really won, now that you hate so much... Look at what you are becoming or maybe have become. He owns your thoughts and emotions. Who won? What's the electoral college vote? What is the definition of Dense?
@spacelemur7955 12 күн бұрын
Only a complete narcissist would pick a fight with a proffesional TV comedian and his staff of proffesional comedians and think he can outwit them. 🤦
@Who_amI57 12 күн бұрын
Ain't it great 😂😂😂 comedy gold! Can't wait for him to be watching from JAIL 🎉
@keithgriffiths9864 12 күн бұрын
I hope when he's in jail, Jimmy gives him a shout out every night.
@spacelemur7955 12 күн бұрын
@@keithgriffiths9864 Jail? Make him live in the claw machine Mr. Pillow sat in.
@steverogers2603 12 күн бұрын
Or a child
@marcosefling3847 12 күн бұрын
Facts
@janelacher9234 12 күн бұрын
“Past your jail time” will remain as one of the classic lines. Thanks Jimmy!
@DennyDupuis 12 күн бұрын
You can get the TShirt now…:)
@lindarobinson2104 12 күн бұрын
CLASSIC!!
@cherylclifton1198 12 күн бұрын
👏👏👏👏
@divadee9579 12 күн бұрын
CLASSIC!!
@punnymoney3692 12 күн бұрын
@@divadee9579 Trump has my vote! Me and many other black people are walking away from the Democrat party! Biden and soft on crime policies SUCK!!
@buddhacat422 12 күн бұрын
Jimmy, you make the psychological horror that is Diaper Don and his Magats just a little more bearable with each monologue. And the fact that you get under his orange peel with such ease and precision is just another reason you are King of Late Night. Keep up the good work!
@lariosi 11 күн бұрын
His orange peel 🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂🤣😂😅😅😂🤣
@saltfarmer4008 10 күн бұрын
Meanwhile, illegal immigrants threatening everyone's life when they leave the studio 😂😂😂😂 BuT dRuMpFlEr.......
@roelanddirker7620 9 күн бұрын
Actually, from an outside (of your madhouse-nation) view, democratic america appears a BIT more rational. But not a lot more than a bit. Isn't the (looonngg and I-ish) reaction quite similar?
@Sindollx666x 7 күн бұрын
Well said @buddahcat422 !! 🤟♥️👏👏👏
@thebigz3909 11 күн бұрын
"Isn't it past your jail time?" has to be one of the best lines ever uttered, not just by Jimmy but by literally ANYone, ever.
@alwaysgr8fl 10 күн бұрын
Good God Do you even know how to 🧮 or📃 or ✒️
@Sindollx666x 7 күн бұрын
@@alwaysgr8fl I don't understand what you're trying to do here, & why.
@KPVFarmer 12 күн бұрын
Jimmy is living rent free in Trump’s head!!! 😂
@jaygray7102 12 күн бұрын
and making a fortune in the process....you'd think trump would shut up about him, all he does is give Jimmy fodder
@shanedaley6236 12 күн бұрын
It's the other way around trump knew that posting that would set Kimmel off yet again being pissed off he's no longer funny
@deviouskris3012 12 күн бұрын
@@shanedaley6236set him off? It gave him great material and showed that trump doesn’t know what a host does and that he is still butt hurt that Al Pacino roasted him.
@shanedaley6236 12 күн бұрын
@@deviouskris3012 yes Kimmel keeps giving trump things to make fun of him about this most recent post was him again knowing exactly how to set off Kimmels TDS and make him cry probably in the fetal position Kimmel should really retire
@Jan-se1nd 12 күн бұрын
Spacious accommodations.
@jasonmullins7115 12 күн бұрын
Hey, Jimmy! I come to you, sir, with tears in my eyes -- That was one of the most brilliant takedowns of Trump that I've seen in ages. My compliments to you and your writers. Keep giving him hell, sir!
@ravenwolf7128 12 күн бұрын
LOL!
@user-ih1ux1vc9v 12 күн бұрын
Everyday I'm praying to wake up to the headline. " Trump is dead."
@mariagoode5903 12 күн бұрын
😂😂😂❤
@sharon4951 12 күн бұрын
Spoken like a former Sailor of the Harry S. Truman! Lol GO NAVY!
@cynimonry5919 12 күн бұрын
👍👍👍👍
@aviatrix1947.8 11 күн бұрын
Ok. You got me on "maybe he can watch me on the TV in the rec room at Rikers." LOVE it!!!
@roelanddirker7620 9 күн бұрын
Seems like all americans are thinking from an I-ish perspective. You got ME me me me at that mo- mo- moment.
@jeyruff429 7 күн бұрын
@roelanddirker7620 (🚥Stop, Drop, Roll, & Dirk 😁) I don't understand your post. Are you suggesting self-centeredness? And are you really blanketing that on ALL U.S. Americans?! --J
@lbednaz 11 күн бұрын
Best line ever...."He has a full diaper strapped around his little mushroom garden"!
@roelanddirker7620 9 күн бұрын
Shows that democratic america has no creativity as well.
@thefeldgeister2961 12 күн бұрын
Trying to ridicule Jimmy Kimmel should come with its own Miranda warning. Anything you say CAN and WILL be used against you.
@yourconnection9303 12 күн бұрын
👍
@503leafy 12 күн бұрын
If you really think about it. Trump was just insulting Al Pacino not Kimmel this whole time.
@yourconnection9303 12 күн бұрын
@@503leafy Exactly. But it's a Donald Trump thing - he rambles on hoping people will be stupid enough to take his word for whatever he says.
@jim6025 12 күн бұрын
Trump mixed up Obama and Biden now Jimmi and Al Pacino
@melvinjamerson1920 11 күн бұрын
😂😂😂💙👍
@marymcsweeny8488 12 күн бұрын
You really got under Trump's skin with that fantastic line at the Oscar's. Everyone is talking about it.
@intelligencia-co2fu 12 күн бұрын
Indeed, even outside the US.
@KramerMC5 12 күн бұрын
Al Pacino, is up there with Robert DeNiro. The Godfather, Dog Day Afternoon, Scarface...there are so many.
@bbigrocker1 12 күн бұрын
I got the Tee Shirt to prove it
@itspersonal3351 12 күн бұрын
One of the greatest live slap backs in comedic history
@marknewman8368 12 күн бұрын
DID YOU SEE THE RATINGS OF THE OSCARS? THAT WAS THE BIGGEST JOKE OF ALL
@whocares5114 12 күн бұрын
This was just savage 😂 Trump probably had 100 aneurysms when he saw this 😂
@android12921 11 күн бұрын
anuseurysms.😂
@michaelj3385 11 күн бұрын
Jimmy lives in Trump's head rent free.
@Anonymouse85 12 күн бұрын
Your one liner Isnt it past your jailtime? is already iconic and will be remembered for decades to come. And you know it was good because he's still seething over it lmao
@patriciamurfitt4590 12 күн бұрын
A million of us are using that line 😅
@lisajean228 12 күн бұрын
Hope he simmers over that brilliant line for a while longer, it’s iconic for sure
@Ludivine664 12 күн бұрын
@markmac2206 12 күн бұрын
5 weeks and he's still bright orange mad.
@4deleDaz33m 12 күн бұрын
You know Kimmel does something right when Trump is somehow still mad at him weeks after the Oscars ended 😂😂
@truebluedigit6570 12 күн бұрын
This is the only comment? It's a good one, but it says there's supposed to be more.
@medde655 12 күн бұрын
😂😂😂 ditto
@1584283 12 күн бұрын
You mean mister thin skin is offeneded?! Ohhhh noooooo
@garmar704 12 күн бұрын
google/youtube throttling anti-trump comments
@dyent 12 күн бұрын
It's not that Jimmy did it, it's that the entire crowd laughed. Though, I'm surprised Trump understands that they were laughing at him.
@persiablu 12 күн бұрын
That John Stamos song was so good! Damn, Chris Stapleton is AMAZING!!! 🤩
@dianeshover1465 11 күн бұрын
With Jimmy’s PRICELESS monologues I MIGHT just survive 2024👏👏👏🤣😂😆🤣😂
@jhwygirl 11 күн бұрын
This one was a gem.
@laskey2175 12 күн бұрын
Trump, the only President to refuse to hand over power and attack America.
@thegoatudontknow 12 күн бұрын
when did that happen
@somkit9102 12 күн бұрын
Trump is the worst president in U.S. history.
@jessemacias2 12 күн бұрын
January 6th
@danielgloverpiano7693 12 күн бұрын
@@thegoatudontknow It was Donny Trump on January 6, 2021, one of the darkest days in American history. Google it.
@tonib.3016 12 күн бұрын
@@thegoatudontknowJan 6th. Born yesterday you were apparently.
@eminence_front6043 12 күн бұрын
The ketchup is definitely hitting the walls tonight...
@caronstout354 12 күн бұрын
Heinz ketchup stock just jumped 5 points!
@TheGreenDragon419.9 12 күн бұрын
Nuggets and ketchup mmmhmmmm.
@phripp2868 12 күн бұрын
😂😂
@monsterpig3270 12 күн бұрын
And Big Macs.
@theorenhobart 11 күн бұрын
scared ketchup hahaha
@petercranitch9302 12 күн бұрын
Absolutely brilliant..everyone in Australia is pissing themselves laughing
@leemccauley3317 12 күн бұрын
Jimmy and his writers outdid themselves. That Trump photo montage showing why he "allegedly" wears diapers had me in stitches. Haven't laughed that much in a long time...😂😂😂
@user-kl6ef1tn5g 12 күн бұрын
Pretty much the whole room was laughing AT trump… just like the UN. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@lenawagenfuehr53 12 күн бұрын
But there are so many others to laugh at in the UN...
@tyronevaldez-kruger5313 12 күн бұрын
@@lenawagenfuehr53 yes but none of them is as ignorant and that's why even they had to laugh about the nonsense Donnie showed. Bad people in politics is one thing morons another thing. Although, Donnie is on either side
@DebbieOnTheSpot 12 күн бұрын
TDS Find the cure
@MrDLW2010 12 күн бұрын
This should be shown to Trump voters, THIS is what the world thinks of him, don't do it to yourself!
@pdoylemi 12 күн бұрын
@@DebbieOnTheSpot We've been trying, but so far nothing seems to stop deranged people from supporting Trump.
@SeonghwaffleJem 12 күн бұрын
“Strapped around his little mushroom garden.” 🍄 😂😂😂
@JC-tp5lz 12 күн бұрын
Oh, and now I'll never be able to get that image out of my head! 😱🤣🤣
@anitabasharira9645 12 күн бұрын
😂
@theoriginalCoCoSmith 12 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@theoriginalCoCoSmith 12 күн бұрын
Lol
@darcos7535 12 күн бұрын
Yes, the best joke of many good ones in this segment
@CelesteKnowles 12 күн бұрын
Jimmy, I love how you get under the diseased skin of the orange traitor!! Keep up the great work!!
@barbaragalliera9846 11 күн бұрын
Mushroom garden….. priceless. God bless your Jimmy Kimmel.
@divadee9579 12 күн бұрын
Thank god for the comedians. They seem to be the only celebs to 'stand up' and speak to expose Trump's insanity. Well done, Jimmy. Keep on pushing against this nutcase!!
@kcjd8659 12 күн бұрын
Others do too but mostly while guests on the Graham Norton show.
@jerseyjoyride1316 12 күн бұрын
Sometimes I think making jokes about something as horrible as this, is making it seen less dangerous than it really is. I mean we already have enough people normalizing the stupid things he says and making excuses for it on the unintelligent side.
@mitrasookram851 12 күн бұрын
So true! Oh God you are so correct!
@stregalilith 12 күн бұрын
Fascists and authoritarians target comedians and their writers because of their power to move large groups of people. Next are the teachers and the other creative people because they touch people’s hearts and minds.
@christianhoffman7407 12 күн бұрын
@@jerseyjoyride1316 That is a good point. In actuality the is nothing funny about what is going on, nothing funny whatsoever.
@juliaellis2046 12 күн бұрын
Trump is still mad about an article from 1987 that mentioned his small hands.
@MariaMartinez-researcher 12 күн бұрын
There is a documentary about Trump, an early one, from the times of his first campaign. They say Trump decided to run for office after the White House correspondents dinner, when Obama and the comedians roasted him for his birther conspiracy theories. Trump was present at that dinner. His face was... you know. The documentary had Omarosa saying that Trump's whole goal was to make everybody who laughed at him to pay for it. It appears he still is at it.
@Sweettooth25 12 күн бұрын
Omg they noticed it back then too 😂😂
@Adogslife54 12 күн бұрын
Go get ‘em, Jimmy! You and Lincoln Project really help get me through these nonsensical days!
@KnockOut242 10 күн бұрын
Same here! Oh, and Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers, Jordan Klepper, and one of my favorites, Jon Stewart ❤
@kathybyerly7904 9 күн бұрын
AMEN TO THAT!!!
@Denuine 6 күн бұрын
The Lincoln Project is a disgrace to Abraham Lincoln.
@daniellind1165 11 күн бұрын
This was the best thing I've seen all week! Jimmy is killing it. And Chris with John was just what I needed, times are tough...
@luishumbertovega3900 12 күн бұрын
"And, by the way, keep my wife's name out..." 😂😂😂😂
@AZtea4UnME 12 күн бұрын
And you know he meant it
@Erin.56 12 күн бұрын
No he said it even better. He said “keep my wife’s name out of your efffing mouth”
@gloriaf6971 12 күн бұрын
That was so good. I died laughing. 😂😂 I love Jimmy. He is the best!
@AZtea4UnME 12 күн бұрын
@@Erin.56 how did I miss that! Ty for pointing it out. Isn't it amazing how 1 word (added/deleted) & it's meaning can add such depth/weight to the statement. Best if Trump never, ever utters J.K. wife's name again 😉
@lolilollolilol7773 8 күн бұрын
Jimmy isn't a coward like Cancun "Ted" Cruz.
@Eyeball_Heroin 12 күн бұрын
It’s so ridiculously past Trump’s jail time.
@lenawagenfuehr53 12 күн бұрын
Less talk, more action
@reverendkafka4178 12 күн бұрын
And past your drinking age
@lowrider96 12 күн бұрын
@@reverendkafka4178good one 🙄
@anniemain7670 12 күн бұрын
Bit trumpy ummmm?@@reverendkafka4178
@Erin.56 12 күн бұрын
Have no fear. Donnie’s jailtime is coming very soon…..
@B1ibrab3aUty 12 күн бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can't stop laughing and screaming. Jimmy I can't stand you for making me laugh this hard, and now I have a headache. Thanks 😏
@juanita_rocksteady2761 11 күн бұрын
Yes, but it's good pain.🤣
@yourconnection9303 12 күн бұрын
Can't wait to you're back hosting the Oscars again Jimmy!!! You're a superb, outstanding host!!!👏👏👏👏👏👏
@knoxjr4977 12 күн бұрын
I'm still in awe about him being the President of the United States. How did this happen? Wow! Such an embarrassment to the USA!
@ElroyMcDuff 12 күн бұрын
BIGLY
@JW30000 12 күн бұрын
Jimmy Kimmel is out here looking like a victim for over 9 minutes straight embarrassing the country.
@YesItsReallyKeith 12 күн бұрын
watch The Good Liars interviewing supports of the orange geeZus and you will start get a clear picture and understand the why !!
@CelesteKnowles 12 күн бұрын
Just let's not let it happen again!
@andrewdowdall2690 12 күн бұрын
It's like we're living in the upside down. But get ready... because I think there's a good chance he wins again. Yikes!! Whether he wins or not though, get ready for some crazy times ahead.
@kelleydavis100 12 күн бұрын
“Isn’t it past your jail time”….F’ing *BRILLIANT*!!!!!!
@spiderfan2385 12 күн бұрын
That "joke" was about on par with George kastanza's "jerk store" joke.
@jennifermonkhouse4950 12 күн бұрын
😂🤪😆🤣
@thomasw.5344 12 күн бұрын
Most underrated comment
@Marmanandfriends 12 күн бұрын
Simple yet effective
@terrancekayton007 12 күн бұрын
This was probably the best monologue of all time. Start to finish freaking hilarious!
@scottfitzpatrick1939 12 күн бұрын
Isn't it past your jail time. I think that line is going to age like a fine wine 😂
@pjimmbojimmbo1990 12 күн бұрын
I suspect Trump's Head is Imploding at this very minute...
@A.Briggs628 12 күн бұрын
…Like the world has never seen before!
@AspenTruth 12 күн бұрын
One would suspect so.
@blindkimberly1360 12 күн бұрын
We can only hope!
@brianross7454 12 күн бұрын
Bigly imploded...
@SYLRMHA 12 күн бұрын
One can only dream
@allenjalaligmail 12 күн бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 This was hilarious. 10 straight minutes Roasting the Hell out of Trump. 😂😂
@radagastbrown9001 12 күн бұрын
It's why I come here 😂
@Erin.56 12 күн бұрын
I love it! It’s why I watch his monologue every night. It’s why I stay up to 11:30pm eastern time. If I miss it it’s why I watch it first thing on KZfaq the next morning. In 2016 Bill Maher saved me from the insanity of trump. In 2024 it’s Jimmy who is saving me
@elliechristie2498 11 күн бұрын
“Say hello to my little friend??!! Hilarious!! Love the mushroom garden quip too……❤️
@LeeJillian 12 күн бұрын
😂 OMG! That was BRUTAL!😂😂 LOVED every single second!
@godisgood5118 12 күн бұрын
“Say hello to my little friend” Jimmy is something else. The Orange guy never learns his lesson. Bro, Jimmy gets paid to roast people. Don’t you get it? 😂😂😂
@iamfreebgm8856 12 күн бұрын
Well as we have seen time and again, the orange person never gets it. its said many times to count he can dish it, but not take it when its reversed n aimed at him. he is such a fragile bad business man And when he still is boiling with rage over the Oscars, it shows that the experts on brains are correct.
@clothilde1623 12 күн бұрын
Trump doesn’t get it, but Einstein sure did - “Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results”. Way to go Donnie! 😂
@MrStaybrown 12 күн бұрын
Never ever go head to head with a comedian. You will look like a fool, no matter how much you disagree with the comedy he/she puts on. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 unless you want to be laughed at by everyone. This is gold ! I'm going to be laughing all day !
@keithgriffiths9864 12 күн бұрын
I saw a guy once pick an argument with a ventriloquist dummy. The dummy was the one guy I'd ever seen him not be able to intimidate. It was hilarious.
@markclipsham9199 12 күн бұрын
Or a savvy, intelligent, super star with integrity.
@illmakeufamous6776 12 күн бұрын
Who's the comedian? 😁
@lizardog 12 күн бұрын
@@illmakeufamous6776 Go home. You're drunk.
@illmakeufamous6776 12 күн бұрын
@@lizardog And you're mad. Good 😆
@dianecraighead428 12 күн бұрын
I never get enough of listening to you rip Trump to shreds. I just love it.
@kathleen0303 6 күн бұрын
You will be singing another tune if Washington interferes with his attempt to save America.
@el7jake 10 күн бұрын
Trump clearly did not watch the 96th Oscars nor has he watched any of the Oscars for decades, as "And the winner is..." was replaced by "And the Oscar goes to..." at the 61st Oscar broadcast in 1989. Did Trump get anything right in his "truth"?
@patriciatinkey2677 10 күн бұрын
😊😊😊
@gnrdontcry 12 күн бұрын
"Say hello to my little friend" is what he said to Stormy Daniels🤣😂🤣 (imagine him imitating Al Pacino ) 🤣🤣🤣
@tracywilliamson7729 12 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂 that's too funny
@davidmckendry7684 12 күн бұрын
Best retort ever😂😂😂😂😂😂
@elchappy2809 12 күн бұрын
Had axserious laugh with thus one!!! 😂😂😂 Love ya Jimmy!!!😂😂😂
@Collageartist69 12 күн бұрын
Priceless!
@sabbadabba 12 күн бұрын
"Isn't it past your jail time?" = Best line EVER!!
@russellnelson9400 11 күн бұрын
Don’t stop Jimmy! ❤
@lkendrix7782 10 күн бұрын
That line, “Isn’t it past your jail time?” will go down in history!
@angelad3347 12 күн бұрын
Damn! No wonder Trump hates him! His quick wit and spot on sarcasm is always sharpley accurate!
@F8Tributo 12 күн бұрын
1:47 I can't believe what a thin skin he has, and how much he obsesses over being ridiculed. It must have really tore him up inside for him to write that childish rant. No wonder he falls asleep in court, stays awake at night with his head full of Jimmy Kimmel's taunts. Has Kimmel Derangement Syndrome.
@pjimmbojimmbo1990 12 күн бұрын
Thin Skin, but a very Thick Skull
@BrayOfTheDonkey 12 күн бұрын
It's been mentioned that Don has an aide who goes through social media posts that praise him and she shows them to him. Talk about narcissistic self esteem issues hey!
@outerrealm 12 күн бұрын
Mission accomplished!
@tonycotto7106 12 күн бұрын
Someone said that it must have eaten him up more than other jokes because it was specifically delivered to and laughed at by the Hollywood crowd... trump still sees himself as a celebrity, so being ridiculed by those people is probably more personal to him.
@HelynnHeels 12 күн бұрын
@@BrayOfTheDonkey It was known that, when he was in the WH, he had aides bring him all those "positive" articles and pictures that made him look strong. He's been doing that for a good while now.
@jeannecrowley8383 11 күн бұрын
"Isn't it past your jail time?" will go down the best line of the 2024 Oscars.
@dorothymasombwe4788 12 күн бұрын
This monologue was one of Jimmy's best🎉
@steverogers2603 12 күн бұрын
Every day for over 8 years now dump gives any reasonable mind all the reason they need to never even consider voting for him yet they persist. This country is a scary place to live for intelligent people.
@nipponsuxs 12 күн бұрын
Ive always said, America is a land of many very smart people, but its has an equal share of people that are DAF
@KarlaKloppstock 12 күн бұрын
Tbf, this is true for any country in the world.
@aubrey1633 12 күн бұрын
Yes it's terrifying. Even if he loses, we still might leave. If it's close, we don't feel comfortable living here.
@kmi187 12 күн бұрын
Not for intelligent people, for people with big ego's, those are the ones that are probably scared.
@JC-tp5lz 12 күн бұрын
@@kmi187 No, wrong. "Big egos" isn't what makes people afraid to live in America! It's the fear of all the damage Trump will CONTINUE to do to this country that makes us scared! It should make YOU scared too.! He's threatening to turn our democracy into a tyrannical ruthless dictatorship and he will stop at nothing to make that happen!
@w.rowechmura8414 12 күн бұрын
7:42 there is no one creepier than Stephen “Nosferatu” Miller.
@qredqs 12 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@jefolson6989 12 күн бұрын
Didn't think it possible, but Stephen Miller has gotten EVEN WIERDER! Next stop : a facility for the criminally insane.
@lynelizabeth-kl9dp 12 күн бұрын
Talking about DT's style??? His suits look like they've been badly tailored from second hand parachutes. Where does he find them?
@retriever19golden55 12 күн бұрын
Jared gives him a run for the title, he's just younger.
@raenoway 12 күн бұрын
Miller looks like the kind of monster them Winchester boys would be after (Supernatural reference).
@homesweetcasita1032 12 күн бұрын
God bless you always Jimmy 🙏🏻 💛 thank you for standing up for us we the people! 💪🏻
@charlieevergreen3514 11 күн бұрын
Trump can’t distinguish between Pelosi and Haley, Jeb and W, and doesn’t recall that we already won WWII... How could we expect him to identify Kimmel vs Pacino?!
@RobertEskuri 12 күн бұрын
I think he's angry about Jimmy bringing out the chalkboard with his Gettysburg Address written word for word showing us what the MAGAs think is normal.🤔
@Neti.j 12 күн бұрын
That’s right!!! Totally forgot about that!! Too funny!!
@careymathews5981 12 күн бұрын
That was hilarious 😂
@stevewise1656 12 күн бұрын
Absolutely! That's what got em!
@jonjensen2524 12 күн бұрын
Clearly Trump knew nothing about how the battle at Gettysburg fits into the whole Civil War, and was just rambling. Jimmy nailed it when he said Trump was rambling just like a child who forgot he had an oral report due today at school on the battle of Gettysburg.
@deveey 12 күн бұрын
Biden 2024😂😂
@Yairsvida 12 күн бұрын
The performance of Chris Stapleton was amazing!
@DylanHartwick32 12 күн бұрын
Ngl but I honestly didn't know who he was but he is very talented. Singing about John Stamos lmao 😂
@beenaplumber8379 12 күн бұрын
I'm too old to be familiar with new music, but now I've seen him on a couple of shows, and I'm impressed. I'm a difficult fan - I love southern rock but seriously dislike country. Yeah. Chris Stapleton certainly has my attention. He just seems authentic, and I think young people today appreciate authenticity in artists. You can't ad-lib like that by faking an inherent musical talent. He's the real deal, and he's got a good sense of humor. 🙂 I'm easily old enough to be his dad, and I'd be a proud papa if I were.
@carlohenley4044 12 күн бұрын
More people should be talking about that than Trumplethinskin!
@apollocontestants7384 12 күн бұрын
Agreed. I never heard him before. Now I’m a fan. Great voice
@syndillucian 12 күн бұрын
It takes mad skill to do something like that, my hat is off to the gentleman for sure.
@vickie2263 11 күн бұрын
Oh, Trump is DEFINITELY angry about Gettysburg !!! That was GOLD!!!!! 😆😆😆 I pray Trump doesn't win in November because I'd be so worried about Jimmy.
@stargirlzx 12 күн бұрын
I can hear all the inmates at rikers singing... HERE COME OL FLAT TOP HE COME GROOVIN UP SLOWLY ...
@SchoolforHackers 12 күн бұрын
He got toe jam footballs…
@robinelizabeth386 12 күн бұрын
So I bought the shirt! "Isn't it past your jail time ?" Best line ever❣️ I LOVE IT!!!
@user-wb6xs6jv9l 11 күн бұрын
Where can I get it 😂
@JeffreyGillespie 12 күн бұрын
The level of burn in this monologue is unprecedented in television history 😂😂😂😂
@mastabla3ta684 12 күн бұрын
Why is everything unheard of you Americans???? I think you atleast under 25
@JeffreyGillespie 12 күн бұрын
@@mastabla3ta684 where do you live?
@JW30000 12 күн бұрын
Jimmy Kimmel is out here looking like a victim for over 9 minutes straight. What an embarrassment to the country. Do better.
@monsterpig3270 12 күн бұрын
@@JW30000 Ok QClown.
@catpaladin1 12 күн бұрын
@@JW30000this is what a victim looks like ? Try again 😂
@critterscv6870 12 күн бұрын
Jimmy we all love you here in Canada, keep up your awesome shows, we look forward to your shows❤❤❤❤❤❤
@philipmanser5791 11 күн бұрын
“Ranta Claus” 😂 Please tell me someone at the show is keeping track of all the Trump nicknames. I would love to watch a super cut of these one day.
@plan4life1 12 күн бұрын
throughout trumps presidency full of stress and chaos, I. found myself starting every day watching Jimmys monologue to relieve the stress of trump and laugh. It became my morning ritual and I am always so bummed when he takes days off because there is no better way to start my day then to watch Jimmy skewer trump. Thank you Jimmy Kimmel!
@Birdyblue12 12 күн бұрын
If you’re into it, Randy rainbow is funny
@joeyxc4 12 күн бұрын
Me 2
@kirbysnortfarts9819 12 күн бұрын
"He has a full diaper strapped around his little mushroom garden." Yep, that's the line where I lost it!!
@rozelynjenkins1811 12 күн бұрын
Same😂😂😂😂
@gussiehenderson4835 12 күн бұрын
😂 never mess with a comedian
@catrobinson5764 12 күн бұрын
So did I.
@OttoBoy 12 күн бұрын
This line ruined mushrooms for me… 🤢🤣
@renewenn463 12 күн бұрын
Best line ever !!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂
@LolaLaRue-sq6jm 11 күн бұрын
One of the greatest moments in TV history.
@debbiepeebler1221 12 күн бұрын
ISN’T IS PAST YOUR JAIL TIME! Best line ever!
@WaterlooExpat 12 күн бұрын
5:27 That line by Kimmel deserved a standing ovation from the entire studio audience, not just a few.
@DGNYY27 12 күн бұрын
I felt that way about the Ivanka joke
@juanita_rocksteady2761 12 күн бұрын
He's yelling about election interference but spends his day out of court tweeting about something that happened A MONTH AGO.😂😂😂 Jimmy burned his azz again tonight in epic fashion!
@jorgegustavoortiz7717 11 күн бұрын
LMAO... It sounds like he's watching the video over and over again...LOL
@TommyMacLuckie 12 күн бұрын
Holy crap - GENIUS! The song about John Stamos! That is BRILLIANT!!!
@massey4business 12 күн бұрын
Gotta be so cool being Jimmy Kimmel when reading his monologue about tRump, reaching millions and millions of people. Giving them a great laugh. 😂
@MarcKloos 12 күн бұрын
19.5 million to be exact 😁
@MyboogerwontSurrender 12 күн бұрын
You are correct! 😊
@dappppppppt 12 күн бұрын
International great laugh 😂 this has been hilarious
@Wayne10219 12 күн бұрын
Doesn’t appear to be reading, great presentation… extremely enjoyable!
@handmadehearts 12 күн бұрын
*Hair Furor* seethes, daily, watching Jimmy. His TS account has 7 million subscribers and here Jimmy has nearly 20 million. Jimmy has reach. Jimmy has clout. Jimmy reaches Sleepy Donnie daily and clouts him. 🍿
@superdog412 12 күн бұрын
Jimmy Kimmel is living rent-free in Trumps head 😂😂
@Maya_Pinion 12 күн бұрын
Weren't you K farmer at one time? 😮✌️
@Lesterluwu 11 күн бұрын
CONGRATULATIONS JIMMY, you're now a top-5 hero in my book for pissing-off Fuhrer Trump; so much so that he's still seething about your "perfect" Oscar take-down. And man, you have killed it with your monologue tonight. Chris Stapleton so terrific!!!! Thank you, thank you, thank you. xoxo
@onlyname 12 күн бұрын
So much joy from this
@tamravarda4161 12 күн бұрын
Honestly, I am not sure how to handle the political news these days without you Jimmy. I am sincerely grateful for your humor and your unique way of putting the former T-ranical President and his followers in their place. Please, please don’t retire until we don’t have to deal with him without you. Thank you, your audience ❤
@bjs20 12 күн бұрын
Jimmy is the antidote for Trump’s venom.
@JW30000 12 күн бұрын
It’s a late night show that he turned into a paid political sponsorship riding the trump viewer train with low effort. Can’t think of any previous hosts that he was better than. Also Biden has no real chance at winning the election this year, he couldn’t even train a dog. Rfk 2024
@Joytous 12 күн бұрын
I'm feeling so sad and depressed then I saw this. I'm still crying but relieved there's Jimmy Kimmels in this world.
@alanai1981 12 күн бұрын
I HOPE YOU FEEL BETTER SOON. YOU WONT ALWAYS FEEL THIS WAY. ❤❤❤😢
@wnight55 12 күн бұрын
I could'nt possibly read all this interesting stuff. Do whats right, All of you wonderful people
@evitamaja0318 12 күн бұрын
This is pure gold. 👏👏👏
@AtoBoldonNBC 12 күн бұрын
This is the kind of monologue that wins Emmys. 😂
@oztez9222 12 күн бұрын
Took Trump 3 hours to write that
@annieclaire2348 12 күн бұрын
At least! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@wildouter 12 күн бұрын
biden cant even read lmao he cant even walk off stage correct
@AncientActivist 12 күн бұрын
Trump had trouble with the word "truth"
@bookgirlny8511 12 күн бұрын
That’s actually funny 👍
@laura749 12 күн бұрын
So that means some more courtroom nap time 😴😴
@gloriamaharaj4789 12 күн бұрын
This is the best night time show along with Stephen Colbert. These two guys are unbelievable. I never miss a show and the world can see why Trump is so intimidated and press and run in fear and shits on his self when it comes to these two young man and having John Come on it’s surprise that man that have such a beautiful voice and you make it a difference in this world. Thank you.
@wendymcclelland7943 10 күн бұрын
Thank you Jimmy! Keep us laughing through some unprecedented times.
@chaiwallah69 12 күн бұрын
Steven Miller looks like Lex Luthor but with a 25 IQ
@sherryelle225 12 күн бұрын
I love ur comment. It’s so accurate.
@jochem1986 12 күн бұрын
He looks like a screaming match stick
@sanjivat 12 күн бұрын
Josef Goebbel
@BGM16 12 күн бұрын
Miller is repulsive to the max. 😖
@HowardDaniels-uw8tj 12 күн бұрын
He's a freak of nature
@ll7868 12 күн бұрын
Steven Miller reminds me of Nosferatu.
@user-yo3vt7ft1p 12 күн бұрын
Right on! Good cultural reference.
@wintertrooper7918 12 күн бұрын
Wanna see something funny? Go look at vampire the masquerade nosferatu clan and then look up a picture of Rudy Guiliani
@edinburghredneck 12 күн бұрын
That’s an insult to Nosferatu…and all the creatures of the night!
@elisaa9981 12 күн бұрын
Spot on!
@kittehgo 12 күн бұрын
That is just an insult to vampires everywhere
@Markus-London 11 күн бұрын
I love you Jimmy, you hit the spots other people can't reach 😂😂😂😂😂🍻😎👍
@teresaquist8820 12 күн бұрын
Oh Jimmy you are just too mean to Trump…please don’t stop, it makes me laugh way too much.💙
@JC-tp5lz 12 күн бұрын
I know! I laugh so hard my tummy hurts! 🤣
@xy6845 12 күн бұрын
I say he's not mean enough lol.
@peterfrankhansen1128 12 күн бұрын
I love the open war between Jimmy Kimmel and Donald Trump!😂😂😂 And Jimmy loves it to!!!😅😅😅😅😅😊
@kiki19822 12 күн бұрын
In a battle of wits, it's brave of trump to fight unarmed.😂😂😂
@AdrianMunch 12 күн бұрын
That melody is in my head now. I’ll be singling that melody forever.
@captainjefferies9047 12 күн бұрын
Don't feel bad Jimmy. You were legendary in "...And Justice for All."
@rickobrien4025 12 күн бұрын
Jimmy knocked it outta the park today/tonight ! AND...it was all 100% TRUE !
@nancyallen-green8519 12 күн бұрын
Jimmy you are the best You took that to a whole other level Trump is crying right now and not from laughter like me 🤣🤣🤣
@hackjobgarage9289 11 күн бұрын
Thank you Jimmy! Trump is in fact a joke and I have not laughed this hard in a very, very, VERY long time!!!! Sir, again I thank and applaud you!
@Markus-London 11 күн бұрын
tds HAHAHAHA, when will trump realise HE is the only person suffering from that fake diagnosis 😂😂😂😂
@FrankMuchnok 12 күн бұрын
Chris Stapleton sang that song like it was one of his long-time fan favorites. Great job !
@xanderprangler8621 12 күн бұрын
Yeaaaah dude that was amazingly funny 😂
@kitcobain444 12 күн бұрын
😂He was a great sport to sing those lines!😂
@peggywoods4327 12 күн бұрын
*THAT* was nothing short of EPIC!!!!!
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